Everyone Is Doing Marriage Wrong (feat. Daniel Sloss, Chris Distefano, & Andrew Collin)

[@rsand2009]

Daniel Sloss, I doubt you're seeing this but i got a divorce 2 years ago and it had nothing to do with your special but dammit it made me get over the darkest period of my life. You sir, are a genius. I salute you and love all your comedy.

[@rossadamdixon]

Jigsaw is one of the greatest bits of comedy / advice ever.

[@GeneBurnett]

IMO, if you want to have a flash in the pan marriage that's hot as hell and leaves your face all burned up with your eyebrows singed off, which you know, is not all bad...then marry someone who's hot as hell, drives you crazy, and who you can't stop thinking about. If you want to have a lasting marriage that'll support you through thick and thin and truly enhance your life...first be sure you know yourself pretty well and have explored your capacities and desires enough to have a fairly strong sense of your values and direction in life...then look for someone who shares those values and that direction. Be honest about everything, and I mean everything...but be kind too. You need chemistry but don't base the marriage on chemistry because that will dissipate and then you'll be left with a virtual stranger. Marry a friend you want to make love to. That's what I did when I was in my mid-30's and we're going to be married 25 years this summer. It's been the hardest most rewarding thing I've done in my life. Knowing all the shit we've put each other through, knowing all the things we know now but didn't know going in, for all the pain and trouble, all the highs and lows...I would do it all again in heart beat. Being able to talk to each other...to have feelings be the beginning of a conversation instead of the end...is worth way more to me than chemistry or as the Scotsman says, just conforming or marrying to avoid loneliness.

[@heyysimone]

Chris is looking at Daniel like "oh my god, preach!!"

[@justinpipes85]

That woman in the back wearing the black shirt and headphones with the ponytail is drop dead gorgeous.

[@mats7492]

yep!

[@charlesbennington9951]

so I'm not the only one that noticed that, she is so hot

[@schoolwork5667]

She's really not hot at all dude

[@akia4528]

Her reactions are hilarious

[@JSGuitar80]

Nikki makes most other women around her look like sloppy dog shit, even without an ounce of makeup. I mean, I think I'd dislike her in person, but c'mon. Seriously? How do you even *notice* any other woman when Glaser is in the room?

[@Floordford]

People don't date correctly. They also don't walk away when they find red flags. People get to a place where they'll date anyone and feel like they can't live as a single person. I'm for marriage but some people just aren't right for each other.

[@ryanbachatarockstar]

Just watched Daniel Sloss's special cause of this podcast, and he is funny and very insightful. Highly recommend it.

[@livingmultiverse5544]

Loved both Dark and Jigsaw, absolutely truth so on point, I'm 12 yrs single, sure I get lonely BUT I can't settle for what I innately know is not the best fit. I'm no princess and I absolutely believe in marriage and what marriage is. If I can find a man who will live life together whilst walking through life individually evolving and growing for ourselves in what ever way that may be, no expectations, no stifling each other for the others Comfortability, you will have to be ok with living for yourself and been entwined two souls as 1. IS it even possible I don't know i hope so, I'm about to turn 50 Xmas day. Still it's bever to late

[@BrittianyPerkins1]

Funniest group of people ever. I would’ve killed to be in that room 😂

[@closed11609]

3:24 that girl working the audio in the back is questioning her relationship at that moment

[@MrSiaProductions]

"The Pill was Daniel's Special", omg what a joke, so quick too wow wow wow

[@AxisZtv]

Just watched Jigsaw for the first time because of this... GENIUS. Also, how is Andrew not more famous. He consistently kills on this show.

[@Lijoje]

I love the expressions on those two women in the back.

[@TokenWarriorXL]

Damn, I'm going to watch Daniel's stand-up special

[@ryanoddi8490]

It's great, his logic is on point!

[@SocialMediaHypeMan]

His special is the shit. I'vebeen telling people to watch it since the day after it dropped

[@uncleiroh4650]

Not really a fan of his vibe, but the dude’s got some zingers

[@everponderingstar]

When I got to college, I learned that so many girls think about having to find "the one" and stay with a guy just because they're at "that age." I'm sure guys do this too but wow

[@GB-TX]

I feel like all of them are exceptionally insecure and take it out in very wild ways because they never fit in as children / young adults...

[@valhalla1240]

define a comedian

[@MonicaMayday]

How do you think comedians are made?

[@UXtatic]

Yet here we all are listening to them.

[@rsand2009]

2:27 the 2 ladies in the background are like "wait.. wat? (o.0)"

[@MrCutler15]

8:14 Daniel Sloss: "You don't get mono if you eat ass" Jenn in the back: *wink*

[@dereklasker5350]

14:15 bruh “we’re gonna need a bigger boat!”

[@cobraimploder]

It's the kind of off the cuff comedy that makes a good comedian

[@VeryEmotionalNogginThoughts]

Nikki is SO on. Few of the female radio hostesses that are great.

[@abolishpolice5232]

the actual science answer for pubic and armpit hair is sweat/pheromone/scent collection btw

[@thephoenixking1828]

So you mean it keeps out the sweat and also could you explain the scent collection part?

[@mats7492]

@@abolishpolice5232 doesnt seem to work for me.. my body must do something fundamentally wrong..

[@brianjohnson9802]

@@mats7492 I'm sure in the areas where you have hair. (Under arms, pubes) you have more smell than other areas. It's probably working just fine.

[@sumzzz1649]

I love daniel sloss and I’m glad he’s getting the recognition he deserves!!

[@AslanW]

I love me some Sloss Ness monster, and I love me some Crissy D.

[@slimblu1]

Nikki is on point when talking about waxing...

[@mrpicky1868]

4:30 that woman in the background is like wait what?

[@JaRW7]

It's easy to say you want to get married and have children but not until you know yourself when there's no ticking clock on your fertility. I agree with his logic 100% but understand why some people need to shoot their shot and hope for the best.

[@Czechbound]

Pubic hair helps to dissipate heat and moisture from the skin.

[@davdidit6]

OMG “You don’t get mono if you eat ass!” This guy is genius

[@kyotaiken]

The hair is to prevent friction burns and abrasions that would result from repetitive and prolonged skin-on-skin contact.

[@TheFrownyclown]

I really wish they would add a Gen X'r or someone 50 years old that is single to talk about this. Now that would be real!

[@anthonyd507]

The whole time I was praying someone would comment on how bullshit the statement, “marriage is work” is. Why? Because if you have to work at your marriage, you hit the point in your relationship that you have with so many others and decided to break it off. Only you’re married and don’t want the label of divorced.

[@secra9381]

The thing is though: Sometimes it does require work. Especially if the outer circumstances are really hard. I’d agree with you in that sense that there are many, many people that should get divorced, but for some people it has proven to be absolutely worth it to dig through a lot of problems. Like my aunt and uncle. They went to marriage counseling and therapy, together and alone, now they’re happier than ever.

[@deja3963]

You could've saved your friends a lot of time, money, and heartache by being honest with them. Good friends keep each other in check.

[@KidoKoin]

I mean, there is a fine line between "You want to marry a shitty person, and i'd like you to think very hard about it" and "I have a hunch, not everything might be shiny in your future". It would be pointless and not helpful to just throw pessimistic thoughts at your friend.

[@jessicaanne3710]

Damn i fucking love Daniel!!

[@Brainfryde]

A room full of people who are famous for having rapid fire damaged relationships trying to give advice on how to have relationships. Based on attempts, I guess there is an argument there, but....

[@lPelado]

You don't have to be a chef for saying if a food tastes good or how to make it better

[@bartismoellis1052]

My wife and I have been together from 13 we have now been together 40 years in 2021 I would say the number 1 thing do not hold a grudge. after 20 minutes it doesn't matter leave it in the past where it belongs.

[@Smokeey214]

Well my ''type'' is the exact opposite of my mom. She was tall and curvy... i like short, cute and tight/fit women

[@HezekiahCrocker]

Wow. I know this is an unpopular opinion but this comment section is making me sad. There's a lot of twisted ideas about marriage out there. I get if you don't want to be married, or think that a piece of paper shouldn't define your relationships, That's fine, that's how you feel. But to say that every single person who decides to step into marriage is doing it wrong, is absolutely laughable. I've been married for 5 years now,. No it isn't always easy, yes marriage is hard work, yes marriage involves humbling yourself even if you don't feel up to it and selflessly putting aside your ego or happiness in order to work together as a team. Yes some people get married for the wrong reasons. But, once again, to say that everyone is doing marriage wrong is a crude generalization. Anything worth having in this life is going to involve a lot of dedication and a lot of work, and work isn't always easy, or joy-inducing, and can wear you out some days. But the beauty of it is that if you put in the work, you'll see it grow over time, and at the end of the day you can always lean on your best friend whom you love and loves you back. Marriage isn't for everybody, but the ones who want to step into that and work at it aren't "wrong" for doing so. These days a lot of Americans believe that the problem is that an old institution, doesn't carry any value. When the real problem is we choose what to put value into, and most of us put value in innovation over tradition, or instant gratification over commitment. But there is value in both. For example, when I animate I try to innovate and come up with fresh ideas, but only by learning the basics rules of animation that have been discover long ago, can I then begin to innovate by twisting, bending, and playing with those rules in creative ways. We need the past, to learn in the present, how we can better our future. Life is too short to dismiss traditions of the past (like marriage) simply because its "archaic". Whether you choose to believe in that a "piece of paper" or not, we are all free agents allowed to fall in love, and experience that love however we please.

[@whoooshification]

Hezekiah Crocker I totally see where you’re coming from, and totally respect that but you should really watch Daniel Sloss’ special called Jigsaw. He goes into greater detail and makes some really great points. I think the main point they are making here, that some folks may be missing, is that settling for someone who doesn’t love you 100% or that you don’t love 100% for the sake of not being alone is a dangerous game. And if you don’t love yourself 100% then how can you know how much someone really loves you, you know? “If you only love yourself at 20%, that means somebody can come along and love you 30%. You're like, ‘Wow, that's so much’ “ Sloss says in his Special. And I’m inclined to agree. I think there’s a difference between compromising and growing. If you find someone you can grow with and love wholeheartedly, someone who makes you happy more than they make you sad or angry, then lucky you! That’s wonderful! The point is, if you’re with someone simply because you’re terrified of being alone, then you shouldn’t be in a relationship. If you’re with someone whom you once loved but no longer do, you shouldn’t be in that relationship. Don’t waste your time, don’t waste their time. I agree but at the same time disagree with your 4th paragraph. Marriage as an old institution doesn’t hold the same value it once did. Society evolves. Most (and let me say this again, M O S T) don’t get married for higher social standings, financial benefit, to pay a debt, etc. anymore in America. Most get married because of ‘Love’, which has no societal value, but has significant value for you and your partner (and if it doesn’t, why are you getting married?!?). Values are subjective, objects and ideas only can only hold the importance we give it. Like you said, we choose what we put value into. Sometimes innovation can be more valuable than tradition, and at times, instant gratification is needed more than commitment, but in a relationship they all go hand in hand. Tradition (what you know about relationships, love, and yourself) needs Innovation to be able to allow another complex human being into your life. Instant Gratification (whether that be sex, or someone’s smile, or laugh, or personality, or a whole myriad of things) is needed in order to even think about Committing to someone. There’s such a specific combination of variables that go into finding ‘The One’ for a person, turning ‘The One’ into ‘The Many’ for most. Relationships are symbiotic, and good ones are mutualistic. We learn, we grow (or twist, bend and play with what know) and sometimes we get lucky! Why dwell on the fear of being alone or letting go? Why sell yourself short for the illusion of happiness? Like you said, life is short. So don’t waste it forcing yourself to love someone, or “employ someone to love you, for you” when the most wonderful feeling is truly loving yourself, and then (and only then) some could argue: love someone else, and have that in return, if you so choose. Life is short, why not just live it as happy as you can? 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@2bad4uman]

I don't know if they read but if someone who knows them does I remember hearing that the scientific reason we have pubes is to hold in the sweat because the sweat at our groin is an afrodesiac or w/e

[@xiomara5147]

Yeah, but I’m sure of myself, and my future goals and dreams have nothing to do with marriage & having kids- and people look at me like I’m the crazy one. 🙄 Not against those things btw, I just trust that they’ll happen when it’s right. And if neither ever does, I’m perfectly satisfied with who I am, and how I’m living my life. When I’m old I’ll just be the eccentric old lady with too many dogs, rocking gold shoes. ❤️

[@WOLVESVIDS]

Will never understand how this show didn't stick

[@supergamesundco]

The Sloss f yeah !!!

[@xdreamscape]

where do I find the full episode of this?! so good!

[@hipnhappenin]

The girl in the back at 3:08

[@XenoTravis]

Thinking about your dad today. Sometimes I think about your dad's dad. He was such a dad.

[@aaronschultz7510]

The reason marriages don't work is because people go into them ignorant. It takes work from both people... Too many married people expect it to be a fairytale of joy.. falalalala... If you want it to work you have to change with your spouse, as they have to also change with you. And not take it so serious if you argue. People have a fight and think "this cannot be marriage,". Instead of thinking ho can I fix this for both of us. Basically one person is usually too lazy to put in the work.

[@valhalla1240]

But also: when you love someone very much, it doesn't feel like work. You want nothing more than to make it work for both of you. If it feels like work and you don't want to change anything for them, you probably don't love them enough.

[@aaronschultz7510]

@@valhalla1240 but also.... This video just stated how much people change, and they do. So even if you fell in love with someone.. they change, you change, so it takes effort/work to communicate and adapt.... People expect it to be easy breezy... Take kids for example... Priorities change. It takes work.

[@onepcwhiz]

Still all jabbering at once.

[@frykauf]

I think the only reason we actually have pubic hair is because as animals we used to determine sexual maturity by it. Other than that I think it's actually useless.

[@-Cloud-ol2ny]

Pancreatitis makes the Iron from the blood intake have an unhealthy level, so makes the.. shrink. Also on a Dr House episode. Treatable. Also, the Iron level is affected by some worms, test that too.

[@farber2]

2:53

[@bxcinderella]

Chris Destefano is husband material 🥰

[@bradenschecter5217]

Pubic hair prevents rashes during sex by reducing friction....

[@jbush4456]

Can I get a Sloss/Distefano sandwich please?

[@michaelsmith1262]

This is the second clip I've seen of Nikki's show where Chris has been on, and in both he talks 90% of the time.

[@yasminedietz4334]

daniel is just sitting there, like, wut? they started on a romantic note?

[@KingKilla7245]

wait why is Daniel is still promoting the specials? they've been out for a while? or is there something else

[@myessyallyahamericus8405]

im literally the most successful man that's ever lived and as a thank you ive had my family country and bank all turned into a bunch of targets for lazy people to squat in front of and suffocate so they can be rewarded for squatting which takes no effort skill or ambition or any class to take part in. ive literally out worked America by myself. how does that happen? im the smartest man whos ever lived on earth unfortunately for me.

[@Alphacentauri819]

MyessYallyah Americus you must be a comedian...well done. Smart people don’t write so horribly as you. Must be part of you being funny 😄

[@farber2]

Jessica Chastain is not my mom, me want.

[@michaelsmith1262]

So, apparently soon after this, Chris and Nikki must have hooked up. Because in a subsequent video, with Bob Saget I think, Nikki said that she had been with Chris, and it seems like in this video she hadn't yet.

[@NHboston]

Oh hey let's have this person on my podcast. AND KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM. Get your shit together people.

[@quill444]

Half of all marriages end in divorce, and the other half end in death.

[@pcr2088]

All talking at once. Yak!

[@nf5011]

pcr2088 Yeah, i hate that

[@PaolaGuell]

what if judy golds kid is actually chris distefano’s biological child?

[@farber2]

no. my mom no, my explanation is standard, I want tall blond, and red head, that's weird

[@juliemartinez140]

Chris Distefano can ruin my life

[@justinwhy6404]

Marriage is fun if you find the right one

[@jensjensen7015]

Must be recently married with no kids. Give it time!

[@Mr.Witness]

So is not being married and just being alive

[@V0r4xiz]

Wait, they invite Daniel Sloss onto the show and don't know what his two televised shows are about??? Everybody went "whaaat?" when he mentions the breakup/divorce trigger thing? Comedians, when they claim to be a community and know so much about Comedy and their fellow comics, are fucking liars, man :D I bet I have seen more of their material than anyone in the studio...

[@golanedik9937]

Marry someone you like and love but also don’t care for and can do without

[@geraldthegerbil9364]

Oxymoronic and defeats the purpose. Fucking logical lol.

[@Mr.Witness]

Para Bellum it doesn’t if your not a drone

[@josephorenstein4423]

8:32

[@my_alibi]

Daniel Sloss you're the man! Also your "nub end" would be hairy if you never cut your pubs

[@songmanl1480]

Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

[@eliskacharlottew.2408]

This red haired guy is annoying as hell like hello I wanna listen to the story??

[@ryana42]

The number of marriages that end in divorce is not 50. Its more like 25-30, and has been that way for a while. The richer you are the more likely that your marriage will succeed. This doesn't mean that the rich have healthy relationships though. It means that being poor makes marriage very difficult. Imagine as a kid expected to study when he is hungry. Not easy right? Well now imagine you're the parent who can't feed their kid, who now is hungry in school and your partner also doesn't make enough for the both of you to vacation, pay for meds or retire, might be a little stressful on the marriage. I agree that a lot of relationships end in failure and we shouldn't brag about them to one another, though I also feel like society screams at us that we all must be hedonists. Reduce the meaning to life to pleasure of oneself and one's own company is not enough. The jigsaw metaphor is good, but the center is more complicated than the 26 let on. The self changes, and adopting new interest or making new friends or dedicating one's life to the happiness of others or some other life aspiration is an alright life to have. Making happiness(be happy) the pinnacle of all existence is also a lofty and obnoxious standard society unfairly thrusts on people and we should be more open minded.

[@shanedawsonluverz]

Daniel Sloss is such an attractive person

[@johnforde7735]

Guys only want to marry their mom, but girls want to marry their dad...

[@purplelove3666]

Thats sounds like insest.some men just want to marry someone who will do everything for you like your mother does. I dont think dads do as much for their girls like the way mothers do for their boys.like doing their life skills work

[@simonsays525]

The woman in the back on the left looks super thirsty.

[@lucioinnocenzo2328]

What kind of a shitty son goes around embarrassing his father?

[@finn3434]

Dont you mean r/ComedyCemetary* ?

[@HezekiahCrocker]

SHOTS FIRED!!!!!

[@finn3434]

Hezekiah Crocker now they are dead, hence the name

[@Cubmaniac7]

I'm a sperm donor baby...CHRIS DISTEFANO IS MY FATHER!!! Haha, jk, but no really, I used a AncestryDNA and have found 7 half siblings and the donor!

[@chaibunny]

Really! That's insane, do you want to meet them?

[@wiets90]

Americans LOVE to interrupt each other. Just let the wise Scotsman talk.

[@RCThis]

These negative opinions about marraige is what's plaguing marriage in today's society. Everyone is so selfish regarding relationships and non humble.

[@justinpipes85]

Marriage is an archaic outdated institution. Humans are not birds were not designed to mate for life... birds live for seven years humans live for 60 - 80 years.

[@joshholmes877]

@@justinpipes85 My bird died aged nine and my dad at 37 so I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this

[@HezekiahCrocker]

@@justinpipes85 cool that's a nice opinion, thanks for sharing

[@iloveyourunclebob]

@@justinpipes85 I think it varies from person to person. While one person is monogamous that does not apply to all people and while one person is not monogamous that does not apply to all people. Which is why we need to stop applying everything to everyone. Marriage works for some people, marriage does not work for others. The beauty of human beings is that we are like a bunch of different species of animals (not literally) in one so there is no uniform. Like a penguin mates for life, but humans are like a grouping of penguins and lions and elephants and rhinos and monkeys and just basically the whole Animal Kingdom shoved into one species (again, not literally).

[@justinpipes85]

@@joshholmes877 sorry fo hear about your dad. I forgot parrots live for decades but I'm not sure if the pairbond for life.

[@scottobrien1289]

This Daniel guy sounds really insecure.

[@mjwbulich]

Marriage is first and foremost a business agreement, a contract. Secondly, it's the optimal situation from which to raise children. Unless both parties will gain financially or there are children planned marriage make no sense.

[@eF_HAVoc]

Hahahaha (also First)

[@shonz88]

The secret to marriage is the woman has to like the man more than the man likes the woman, the woman cannot come from a broken home, and the woman cannot be a feminist. Feminists don’t want equality, they want superiority and that will eventually ruin a marriage. The woman has to be raised wanting to stay home with the children and wanting to be subservient to her husband. Fun Fact: the women who love being housewives actually run the family and everyone in it. Feminists think that housewives are slaves, but in reality, housewives are like Mafia Bosses where they pretend to be just a loyal servant to outsiders, and then everyone in the house, including the husband, does everything she says and are afraid of her. Women, if you want REAL power over men, be a housewife and not a feminist. All a housewife has to do is look at a husband or his friends angrily, and they will sh!t themselves. If a feminist glares at anyone, man or woman, they will be laughed at. Watch House of Cards or The Sopranos. Powerful people don’t get in your face; they pretend to be everyone’s friend and then manipulate them into getting their way. As a result, everyone is afraid to cross them. Housewives are the REAL O.G.’s