Bride or Die | Oxventure D&D | Live Special June 2022

The Oxventurers Guild requests the pleasure of your company at the marriage of their half-orc bard Dob to thief queen Katie Pearlhead. Dinner and dancing to follow. This Oxventure D&D show was recorded live at MCM London 2022. Subscribe for more Dungeons & Dragons on Outside Xbox and Outside Xtra!
Originally Published: June 17 2022
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The braveish heroes of the Oxventurers Guild gather their party and venture forth under the watchful eye of dungeon master Johnny Chiodini ( / johnnychiodini . With thanks to Oxventure character artist Bendix Engmann.
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[@phaseshift5842]

Can’t believe DOB ruined Corazon’s special day 😔

[@thomasparsons1779]

I CAN 🤣

[@sh11death]

I know, right!? Some people have no sense of decorum.

[@timewyrmrevelations7700]

It’s just typical of Dobs outrageous behaviour he only cares about what Dob wants. Threw all the money in a lake he claims and “accidentally” murdered a bunch of orphans. Corazon as we all know is selfless always putting others needs first.😂😂😂😂

[@bokkie702]

I was there for the live show and I’ll never forget the magical moment when the entire audience all raised a hand to object to the union

[@Malkontent1003]

69th like, heck yeah fam.

[@bokkie702]

@@Malkontent1003 biggest flex in existence, congrats 🤙🏻

[@Malkontent1003]

@@bokkie702 Nah, m8, congrats to YOU for being there for that legendary moment.

[@bokkie702]

@@Malkontent1003 pleasure doing business 👌🏼

[@katcyer26]

42:45

[@merissaj4518]

"I can make it airtight" was low-key terrifying and once again I am frightened of Ellen.

[@zedarkenigma]

Merilwen: Your relationship Dob: *takes 10 burn damage*

[@thalandor46]

I think 1:04:47 might be my single favorite line in all of Oxventure. Liliana is the same number of syllables as Katie Pearlhead, it's so easy to justLILIANA~ 🤦

[@caseybaker7935]

I love that Andy waited for a break between verses because it just makes it that much better

[@ottersintuxedos4981]

You can see him think of it at @1.04.16

[@spunoffsee]

They gave murder machine Merilwyn the DOOM chair... Perfection.

[@typacsk]

The Siege Perilous, if you will

[@jamesherb4384]

liliana survived an incredibly powerful attack by Dob in their first encounter, and dob has been in love with her ever since. theres a beauty to that.

[@g.t.vanmiddendorp7985]

"Hungry Hungry Hadar" GOT me

[@alexharrison2743]

Lyrics for 1:03:40 Liliana, Listen to me, Stop this madness, Put down that kidney! Oh, Liliana, Oh can't you see! Your iron grip on the land of G'eth Has got a hold on me... And I know, That ambition shouldn't be seen as a flaw; And who hasn't thought about cloning an army of Egberts? You wanna have it all But one look from you, And they'd subjugate everything in their path... But that's nothing to the way you've subjugated my heart 💓 [Instrumental] Liliana, Please see reason; Look at my strong friends And the bosses they're cheesing! And I know We can find common ground - Maybe over coffee? 😚 I could show you the skeletons I've found! We could compare armies, We could make them fight and we could sing and laugh and play; I know this doesn't have to end in a violent sort of way... But if you go to war with us then I don't know where this ends... Because I might feel differently if you killed my friends, LILIANAAAAAA!

[@thoruktor8005]

I want to include corazons comment in the background of the instrumental as just part of the song.

[@Urahara451]

And Egbert’s “Yeah!” After the kidney line as well

[@JohnWilliams-cr2sz]

Oh my god, thank you for this!

[@jamma.77]

29:06 "We're on a shrub crawl." *Jane's face drops instantly.* Can't un-notice that now and I love it!

[@michaelpirrone]

And then lights back up when Andy throws something at his head.

[@cozybrandi]

“I don’t think Merilwen has respected Egbert…ever.”

[@SolaScientia]

I love that Corazon now just rolls for damage from horrible puns, and without even saying anything the 2nd time.

[@Malkontent1003]

"Double it."

[@keagandebeer6842]

Still want Luke to make an oxventure album

[@zacharysmith4856]

“You arrive in a spot where you can sort of feel from your feet that your feet are definitely in a different location to where they were previously , and thus it might be a good idea to check on them now.” Poetry

[@Kaos9696]

Merilwen delivers the sickest burns. She also de-livers and burns with one moonbeam

[@torgranael]

"Is this a diss track? You turned a spell into a diss track?" was a great moment.

[@gothmissstress]

That Liliana song was genuinely great

[@blehbleh2186]

I hope he puts it on his Spotify. It's such a good song

[@shard7549]

Dob: Im not a masochist. I just want to see what my body can take. I want a woman who can kill me. It’s not about pleasure, it’s about POWER!

[@shadowtech9158]

I mean he did get the nickname Death Wish Dob

[@missytwotooth]

Okay, but there is absolutely a reading of this where Katie is just socially awkward and says some odd stuff that the Oxventurers misread as poisoning threats, but was genuinely in love with Dob, and turns out he was the villain all along. Like yeah, it was heavily implied that she was poisoning him, but maybe Dob was just allergic to gluten or something. He did hand her a long list of allergies... Either way, I think it was best that the union didn't go ahead. They were on different paths, and I hope one day Katie and Dob can find real love. Or possibly just cry into some ice cream for a bit and get on with their lives...

[@darthsirrius]

I might agreed with that if they hadn't fed Dob's wine-skin, filled by Katie, to a demon or whatever in the last episode, & it was so brutally poisoned, it turned the thing inside out lol.

[@Lord_Of_Night]

If Katie was genuine and Dob handed her a list of allergies, why give him dangerous stuff knowingly? She was defo poisoning intentionally.

[@shard7549]

But the question still stands of why was she trying to poison him before they got married? Don’t get me wrong, it was obvious she was a gold digger.... but it was too obvious, it was so on the nose I kept wondering if there was gonna be a twist, but there wasn’t.

[@juliofuentes6854]

Maybe, since she's the queen of the thieves, somebody would wanna poison her husband, and she was building up his immunity to all poisons and allergies

[@NicoleTheDodo]

@@shard7549 to shorten the life span for after they were married

[@FictionWriter95]

1:44:32 I kinda hope they say that the new lute has a bloodstain/s that can never be cleaned, and then the lute will nicknamed (either officially or unofficially) "Lady Macbeth"

[@echoz2246]

Gonna miss all the old comments but the new channel is promising

[@jamma.77]

Some of the videos kept their comments, didn't they? The early ones look like they've been migrated from the main channels, even kept their original publication dates despite this channel beign brand new.

[@SorowFame]

@@jamma.77 if I remember correctly it depends on whether the video was originally a livestream or not.

[@phaseshift5842]

1:03:41 What we’re all here for

[@confusedsquirrel]

Watching everyone's faces is hilarious

[@nobodyinparticular7685]

Thank you!

[@oxfanblink4115]

Personally it’s between Luke’s song and Jon’s “This World is not for heroes” in his blades voiceover voice 😃 since genuinely missed our favorite criminal anti-heroic gang

[@kajex7589]

That song was amazing Luke, mad props yo

[@parlmc]

1:40:59 they transformed an already accomplished criminal into a laughing maniacal one inside an acid infested environment. Joker origin story, anyone?

[@ellbent]

If that Pearlhead was red and had a cape-… (Original Red Hood)

[@willow8186]

1:41:47 I just love how Egbert uses the bee umbrella that Prudence gifted him way back when … and that her reaction to the use of it is: *That’s just mean* 🤣 🐝 🐝 ☂

[@sebastianwlodarczyk]

In case the link for PDF file gets blocked by a filter, here are simplified (and probably wrong- i wonder if spacing will even hold) guitar chords for the song:) C Am F G C Am F G Liliana, listen to me, stop this madness, put down that kidney! Oh, C Am F G Liliana, oh can't you see, your iron grip on the land of G'eth has got a hold on me... F G C Am And I know, that ambition shouldn't be seen as a flaw, F G C C7 And who hasn't thought about cloning the army of Egberts? You wanna have it all, F G E Am but one look from you, and they'd subjugate everything in their path, F G C but that's nothing to the way you've subjugated my heart. C Am F G (Corazón : "Liliana" has the same number of syllables as "Katie Pearlhead", It's so easy to just...") (Prudence: "We're gonna have our heads chopped off!") C Am F G Liliana, please see reason- look at my strong friends and the bosses they're cheesing! C Am F G And I know, we can find common ground- Maybe over coffee? I can show you the skeletons I've found! F G C Am We can compare armies, we can make them fight, we can sing and laugh and play, F G C C7 I know this doesn't have to end in a violent sort of way. F G E Am But if you go to war with us then I don't know where this ends, F G C 'cause I might feel differently if you killed my friends. C Am/C F G C LILIANAA!

[@sebastianwlodarczyk]

And here's a PDF with a little cheat sheet: drive.google.com/file/d/1SRf0u5Qo-p9vizROg-ds5PoIpCLH7OYZ/view?usp=sharing

[@willow8186]

@@sebastianwlodarczyk Hey, thank you SO MUCH for these!! 😃 This is amazing! And I’m so sorry for just seeing this now, but I never got a notification from KZbin about it.

[@sebastianwlodarczyk]

@@willow8186 To be fair that's my fault- I could've told you where I've posted these during the one of Oxventure livestreams. Chords are not super accurate but they sort of work, hopefully you'll figure the way to improve them:)

[@willow8186]

@@sebastianwlodarczyk So far they work, I can now play and sing the first part that ends with "has got a hold on me" 😁 It doesn’t sound great … but that’s because I’m not a singer and new with the ukulele, haha.

[@Jack-tu5yr]

A new channel is much more efficient for catching up on specific episodes, thanks guys!

[@domihase8148]

I just love how musical Luke and Andy are. I enjoy all of their great songs, they've written for their characters. :D

[@TheDJBostock]

That song was phenomenal! Loved it so much.

[@KaedeeRoseisextra]

"Its all fun and games until Katy casts moonbeam"

[@AmyDentata]

Lost it when the crowd all raised their hands

[@FictionWriter95]

1:42:37 I figured Corazon was gonna say that he was just jamming out inside the carriage, completely unaware of the bloodbath happening inside, like the limo driver in Die Hard

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

Honestly at thus point Dob should be less chaotic good and more just pure chaotic. After all he started a holy war as a joke. Also, Deep Sashelas' dance presumably had him acting as multiple dolphins considering how dolphins mate (all the males surround a female then take turns going at them).

[@acelilumelody4445]

Its canon that liliana is constantly scrying them to see what theyre up to... so is it also canon that she saw dog sing this 🤔

[@seanalbert]

she can't monitor them 24/7 but its very possible

[@BogeyTheBear]

She'd need some kind of physical bond to the party in order to scry their activities. So, it's either the strands of her hair that Dob keeps-- --or she's holding Egbert's kidney when doing this.

[@marlow1586]

"Remember, this is a cheesing. This is not a jilting!" lied Dob badly, fooling no-one.

[@Gaffeghan]

How can you improve on Merilwen's Meat Grinder? Well, let me introduce you to the Meril-Dence Combo!

[@aearon]

Original Air Date: Jun 17, 2022

[@LungsOutJem]

Long was the road, and difficult the work, but our hero, aearon, survived. The endless quest has come to and end, and order has been restored to the world. We leave our hero to their rest, until the day comes when the world needs aearon again. We pray that day never comes.

[@aearon]

@@LungsOutJem haha thank you so much for all the comments! ☺ shoutout to the Wayback Machine and the OutsideXbox twitter, without whom this would not have been possible 😌😁 And I really hope the Blades in the Dark videos will remain on the Outide Xtra channel for now... It would be really sad to lose all those comments and live chats as well

[@confusedsquirrel]

Definitely one of my favorite episodes

[@robodogmech]

Dob's version of the birds and the bees: "So anyway, Katie gave me the bird, and then Prudence gave her the bees."

[@DreadPiratePete]

I'm not barred into this church with you, I'm a bard who is in this church with you.

[@quelanathecrow]

Genuinely remarkable how evil the gang has gotten! Love em all but wow Katie deserves some serious revenge, maybe at the head of a vengeful host of boggles

[@wasp12345]

I like if they make a short animation clip for the oxventure, their best funny actions

[@jucarave]

well, time to watch all of the episodes again

[@elizabethlougee6322]

Ugh... shipping brain *really* wants to see dob and liliana getting together no matter how disasterous it is for geth. Which... the rest of my brain wholly endorses actually.

[@nataliemelody1501]

Sure, that would be chaotic, but hear me out on this one... Katie/Liliana

[@elizabethlougee6322]

@@nataliemelody1501 I think I commented this at a later point lol and I love it even more.

[@shadowtech9158]

Nothing says good fortune in your future like a murder of crows circling around you.

[@verbaljohnwilkesboot]

I've been watching Outside Xbox since I was a kid, and only recently discovered Oxventure. I'm not going to know what to do with myself once I'm done with these lol

[@Fairy_Teeth]

I truly hope Liliana somehow has a redemption arc and is weirdly flustered and flattered by Dobs weird crush

[@jijiowen8267]

OML ME TOOOO

[@bobbler42]

About 1:00:00 it’s been a while, but the renaissance lute tuning I learnt has 3 g strings across 2 courses.

[@kamenraider1175]

Something I feel was a little overlooked, if Katy's the only survivor on the bride's side, the Oxventurers probably killed her parents as well as all her friends

[@jamesmolloy6924]

Dob's song was quite possibly the greatest dnd moment in the game's history. It so funny and so good that it wasn't even cringy

[@zanite8650]

Everyone on excellent form this episode.

[@mathsalot8099]

45:27 I looked up Deep Sashalas: elf god of the sea, and he's pretty hot, to be fair.

[@katcyer26]

42:45 - Everyone objects to Dob and Katies Union

[@baconbro304]

The final session makes this episode feel even sadder with context

[@anamateurelf610]

This new channel is the perfect excuse to make/release a certain, highly requested, music video . . .

[@pmonday]

That song was so excellent.

[@thomasdriggers759]

I just noticed this (on like... my 20th rewatch of the oxventure series), but Luke's and Mike's chair have a Nuka Cola cap on them! :D

[@Lord_Of_Night]

Hey, I think the latest Lasers and Feelings episode (The one with Seal Armstrong) is missing from the Oxventure playlist.

[@kudos8281]

Very excited to see where the channel goes.🎉

[@TransGuyShane]

24:14 Johnny's glasses please look up Deep Sashelas ♡♡ "They said no plus one" best line of the session ♡

[@LungsOutJem]

You know, if new producer Zach really wants to make a splash with the new channel, he should post completely unedited OXventures on this channel. We've all missed out on hours of content that we'd love to see.

[@SeranaN7505]

I feel like Merilwen should’ve had Vicious Mockery after this

[@tylerdill6761]

Drop the Liliana Balad music video rn

[@treebender-bl2du]

Did they leave katie pearl head alive? What if she is allergic to the bees? Did she have the peepen?

[@nataliemelody1501]

Every time I come back to this comment, I get confused why I liked it and then read the last sentence. Every time, without fail. Thank you for making the joke work like 10 times in a row

[@ReettaJ]

I need a Hungry Hungry Heidar (Haidar? Hadar?)) mug.

[@jijiowen8267]

1:36 CORAZON KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING AND DAMN THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE BUT ALSO OH MY GOD

[@OptimusSledge]

If I'm understanding prestidigitation right*, it wouldn't change the urine into vodka, just make it taste like vodka. Everyone was right to be disgusted at Dob drinking flavoured wee. *obviously, it's ultimately down to Johnny to decide how the rules work, like how speak with dead only grants three questions instead of the stipulated five. The rules are like the Pirate's Code: more what you'd call guidelines.

[@torgranael]

1:36:40 "Tentacle milk damage" is not a phrase I ever expected to hear.

[@ericnewman5605]

DOB being a bard I love it

[@FictionWriter95]

2:28 the question here is: is Johnny "everyone else in the world" literally, or merely figuratively?

[@o.k.productions5202]

They talked about pickled octopus tentacles and I suddenly wanted calamari, then I heard the description of hungry hungry Hadar and suddenly stopped wanting calamari.

[@roguedogx]

30:52 I'm not there or playing, but I cast moonbeam at where ever that is coming from.

[@roguedogx]

43:05 the entire audience. lol

[@roguedogx]

57:31 I thought he was going to say a man of wealth and taste. lol

[@SHADOWofJUSTiCE]

hungry, hungry hador is the best one. infinite inspiration...

[@harleyroesner1274]

Once i noticed the fallout gaming chairs, i couldnt focus on anything else for the rest of the video

[@monicatruong1223]

52:50

[@AngelCleva]

But where's Dob's sister????

[@angstbringer2992]

I like to think she refused to be present, considering the circumstances... Or maybe Dob once again just didn't manage to find her 😂

[@z31drifterlf]

subscriber 900 lets gooooo!!!

[@shinyboicamerin]

Hungry Hungry Moonbeam😭😭😭

[@CitizenCain1]

Now I'm really curious what was cut at 27:00

[@shonin2002]

1:02:00 and what follows

[@Malkontent1003]

Well that was a Red Wedding.

[@Malkontent1003]

No don't f*cking like this, whoever you are. Bad. Stop that.

[@nickcasillas1618]

1:03:00 ICONIC

[@caseybaker7935]

And thus the Belmet was invented

[@jordans4362]

07:54 four legs?

[@loyalolddog9080]

As a DM do you give the players a heads up about what the adventure will be or do they go in blind? How much preparation do you do and how much do you share with the Oxventures?

[@5t3phan]

I think Johnny made a video detailing how they prefer to write oxventures and helped Luke write one, I'll edit this with the link in a minute. There are three parts, here you go: Part 1: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4amkoOVfMuXd5o Part 2: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnjCfoeaqK-CiNk Part 3: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nn_IfaCJqLyEe6M

[@SilverEye91]

I don't really understand how this works, but why does this video only have a couple of hundred views when others still have their original view count from when they were on the other channels? Will they update eventually or are these pure reuploads and not migrations?

[@nataliemelody1501]

I'm pretty sure it depends whether it was a normal upload or livestream/premiere.

[@Fleur9999]

I still don’t get the joke with the demon’s name😬

[@OstrichOwner]

same :(

[@nataliemelody1501]

@@OstrichOwner Basically, Chinny Reckon essentially means calling bullshit. It's not really used much anymore, and I had to look it up, so don't worry.

[@CosmereInformant]

Where were the bees from? I don’t remember them

[@ForgotHistoryIN]

Gnome Alone- When Egbert is ready to leave Suzettes, Prudence gives him an umbrella full of bees (instead of the balloon that she wanted to.)

[@the88thdarcstar]

Did I miss this episode?

[@jasonaustin2072]

Please tell me that this song is available for download lol

[@maximiliansundram6868]

Is it a modified cover or is the tune his own?

[@nataliemelody1501]

@@maximiliansundram6868 It's completely his own. Johnny gave him the heads up on writing it, but not too many details. They mentioned it on the oxventure podcast

[@brandoncoventry5662]

Is this the Katie Pearl-red wedding?

[@howshows888]

Letras para la cancion de Dob, en español. (Lo siento si hay errores aqui, pero español no es mi primera lingua. Solamente disfruto de traducir canciones diferentes.) Liliana, Tu, escuchame, Para esta demencia, Solta de eso riñón, (¡sí!) Oh, Liliana, Oh, ¿puedes ver? Su férreo control, de la tierra de Geth, Tiene una agarra en mi, Y, yo sé, no debes pensar en, Ambición, sobre una tara, Y, ¿quien no ha pensado de clonar un hueste de los Egberts? Quieres todos- Una mirada de tí, Y ellos subyugan todos, en sus medios, Pero es nada como subyugaste mi corazón. (Liliana tiene la misma numero de sílabas de Katie Pearlhead. Es tan fácil para-) Liliana, Escucha por razón, Mira, mis amigos fuertes, y los jefes les vencen. Y, yo sé, Podemos encontrar intereses comunes, ¿Quizás durante café? Puedo mostrarte, los esqueletos que encontré Podríamos comparar huestes, Y hacerle luchar, y podríamos jugar, Yo sé que no tiene que acabar por manera de violencia, Pero si, con nosotros, entras en guerra, No sé como terminará... Porque, tal vez me siento diferente, si matas mis amigos. ¡LILIANA!

[@jessicalee333]

More dramatic than the Red Wedding

[@EthanMiguelScott]

What if Katie was pregnant? Also, I don't get the demon's name joke? And what did Corazón roll after?

[@seanalbert]

he rolled psychic damage from what ever pun the demons name was

[@nataliemelody1501]

'Chinny Reckon' Means calling bullshit, it's not that common though

[@Raymondocha]

So, you all let me give the 1000th like and make the 100th comment. Thank you.

[@SinSacrifice]

Am I the only one that keeps hearing a ringing from the audience?

[@BogeyTheBear]

A game trailer was playing on loop in a nearby venue.

[@BassBumbass]

Okay, either Katie is a really good actor.... Or it was...genuine... But the second option is too sad to contemplate, so lets go with option A.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

Also there's her giving Dob a wineskin that was so poisonous it turned a demon inside out.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

@@merepseu That's how I've seen it. She loved Dob, but still she'd rather have money than love.

[@ownsauce1]

They really need to actually use their inspiration

[@danjbundrick]

I'm gonna watch this till the end because I trust you guys, but damn this is hard to watch

[@davidlucas4051]

Can anyone explain how stupidity became funny.

[@nataliemelody1501]

Welcome to Oxventure. It's stupid and funny, funnily stupid and stupidly funny. No-one quite knows why, just roll with it

[@BogeyTheBear]

Incongruity is one of the cornerstones of humor. Like the time a gorilla walked into the bar and saw Jared Leto going full method for his Joker role by finishing his martinis and then eating the glass down to the stem. The gorilla looks at the bartender and gestures. "Getta load of that clown!" he says. "I know what you mean, buddy." replies the bartender. "The stems are the best part."