Bridezilla Ruined Her Own Wedding & Now Expects The Bridal Party To Bail Her Out r/Relationships

[@kaykay8855]

Story 2: So, op’s husband didn’t think op was attractive enough to get men? This marriage is already over.

[@Keyonne88]

Another case of not knowing what you have until it's gone.

[@momo382844]

It’s a tale as old as time. These men and women don’t want open marriages; they want to cheat guilt free. They want to get their itches scratched and keep their backup plans at home.

[@thomasjoseph5876]

@@Keyonne88 He didn't have anything. She isn't being truthful. If she has a Low Libido and she agreed to open the marriage because she wasn't giving her husband enough action then why is she running around giving it away to others??? He should have been smarter and just divorced the OP, she is Skankerella and not worth being married to.

[@kichikitsu]

@@Keyonne88 there isn't even any "until" though! he just straight up hates OP and thinks she should be suffering in the open relationship while he thrives, and when he realized she was happy he threw a bitchfit. there is no realization of "oh shit my wife is hot" or anything on his part, just "how DARE you get men that actually love you when i think youre ugly and worthless!!"

[@susankaempfer8427]

@@kichikitsuexactly this. If she can pull someone who cares about her and thinks she’s pretty, he can no longer tell himself that she’s the problem and he did everything right and what was he supposed to do with that ugly frigid bitch who should be grateful he’s willing to stay married to her so she can cook and clean for him and not just straight up divorce her.

[@ruddiko]

You look healthy, I'm glad your captor is feeding you

[@boneymeroney2674]

😂

[@carolroberts4614]

He doesn't look very tanned for Spain, does he?

[@nightmarefanatic1819]

"His captor" You mean Connor

[@AlienFaun]

Lmao

[@manxgirl]

Sorry, new this this channel. What's going on? And who's Comnor?

[@Tiogair]

Story 2: no one will ever meet his needs because isn’t looking for a human. He’s angry that he’s set out requirements for a sex toy and is mad that the only people willing to do that have expectations in return

[@NoOne-fi2qc]

Men like that scare me. Assaulting her during sex and she says she feels bad for being "frigid"? No girl, you just need consensual sex where your partner sees you as a person and not a sex toy... I hope she leaves him.

[@Keyonne88]

Bingo; he's mad his partner isn't just doing whatever he wants. Part of having a partner is compromise and he isn't willing to do that.

[@thomasjoseph5876]

@@Keyonne88 Where was "her" compromise in this??? She admitted she HAD low libido but now that it is open, she is giving what small amount she had to someone else. That's NOT a marriage or a compromise. I bet if we got the husband's side of the story it would be much different with HER being the one to suggest an open marriage to him because of her LL. She is lying and it is obvious.

[@KyrieChii]

@@thomasjoseph5876 Did you actually listen to the whole thing? His needing to have sex _immediately_ when he gets the urge, to the point that he doesn't care that he's physically hurting his wife because he couldn't be bothered to get her aroused/lubricated enough? (Or do you just not understand how sex works for women?) OP even made it clear that she needs an emotional _affectionate_ relationship to be aroused (incredibly common in women), which her husband said was _'not worth the effort',_ & told her to _'go find affection somewhere else'._ Then he has the GALL to be shocked when she did just that, & found an attractive partner that was interested in more than her vagina. Then he _tells his wife that she shouldn't be able to get attractive partners._ So he always intended for the relationship to be uneven, without a thought to OP's happiness.. You mention her not comprising, in what way do you think she should've done that? You think she should still want to have sex with this guy? The guy who doesn't care if she gets anything out of sex, physically hurts her without a second thought, & pushes her to do rough things she doesn't enjoy? (like being kinky & pulling her hair/grabbing her throat. If you aren't into that, you aren't into it.) The man is a selfish dickwad, but do continue to alter the story to suit what you'd prefer.

[@sugardonut2296]

@@thomasjoseph5876 virgin

[@weezylone]

That's a terrific room. I bet someone could scream for hours in there and the neighbors would never hear.

[@KarenWalton-ot5qr]

😂😂😂

[@christophercarson6634]

He is looking very pale...that's the look of a man who hasn't seen sunlight in a suspiciously long time...🤔

[@shoh1530]

Sounds kinky😂

[@vanguardangel6912]

Perfect for practice singing or metal screaming!

[@annem7806]

Yikes!

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

Translation: “I need the money to pay for the wedding. The son of a b- cancelled and he’s charging me.”

[@bloodtypena]

Thanks

[@cindykq8086]

Well, technically, she called him son of a whore which is ironic since she's the one who had sex with his uncle on her wedding day.

[@thelochnesshack3932]

Thank you marui

[@carolroberts4614]

The only bit I recognised was hijo de puta , and that was because I knew of someone who had a parrot that got in trouble for saying it!

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

The exact translation is “son of a wh*re” but SOB is the more common english insult.

[@yamairad1]

Story 2. He thinks he should be considered attractive because her had money but he doesn't want to spend the money on sugar babies.

[@kurotsuki7427]

"Be attracted to my money, no i wont spend it."

[@Iflie]

So basically he did no foreplay and then was disappointed she got a low libido, no dude she's not even old, you hurt her while having sex, of course she's not into that anymore. Now she wants the love and affection she wasn't getting. I hope they get divorced soon and she can find out she's not low libido at all and not ugly just because she doesn't look 20.

[@thomasjoseph5876]

You sure added a bunch to the story that never actually happened. There is a better chance the OP was the one who "suggested" an open marriage to the husband because of her LL so she could get other guys. Her story contradicts itself quite a bit. The husband should have dumped her when she stopped putting out and simply divorced her as they were no longer compatible as a couple.

[@Iflie]

@@thomasjoseph5876 Not at all, he's the one who wanted sex al the time, and didn't even care if it hurt her and to give her pleasure. Of course he's the one that wanted to sleep with other people. She's still only having sex once a week or two weeks with one guy who also liked attention and being gentle.

[@KyrieChii]

@@thomasjoseph5876 Okay, I officially think you're the guy in this situation (that, or you're in a similar position in your own life & need to make excuses for yourself). This is the second comment you made trying to rewrite the story to defend indefensible behavior.

[@thomasjoseph5876]

@@KyrieChii Nope,I have been happily married for 10+ years. In fact, you would even recognize her maiden name. So unlike you, I live a fairytale life. At any rate, there is more truth to my beliefs regarding this story than not. There are just too many contradictions in what she has told us. This means she is not being truthful. Regardless, they are no longer compatible and it is obvious she was looking to replace him this whole time despite her claims to not been doing that. The OP is a lying 403 and many of you fell for her lies and deceit. She belongs to the streets LOL

[@nannyogtha]

@thomasjoseph5876 Nope, other person was spot on and you are absolutely wrong - except the divorce part. Everyone agrees there. I know readjusting perceptions is difficult for manosphere losers so hopefully you have support nearby. Also we can smell your kind from 50 yards away. Cheers.

[@bearstarpresents2264]

If the uncle has known the bride since she was a teenager, I smell grooming.

[@pippo17173]

Ya it has to be. However I think this women was and is always terrible on the inside and I believe she saw her secret relationship as a power move.

[@alexshaw8167]

Is it grooming if the only sexual encounter we know about happened at nearly 30? Doesn’t really scream child predator, does it? Still disgusting and so so crappy.

[@kavehbf]

⁠@@alexshaw8167yes, because grooming isn’t just sexual. grooming is building up a relationship with a child or vulnerable adult to use them for your own benefit later on (like getting information out of them, non sexual intimacy and yes sexual) he has known her since she was a child and him an adult. he built a relationship with a child and then had sexual contact with them later

[@cmlemmus494]

Possibly, but it's also entirely possible that she had a crush on him a decade ago and decided to act on it now. Or, for that matter, that she was just stressed and he was the first guy she saw. Certainly I feel for her if she was groomed as that could also indicate other abuse, but I fear that jumping to grooming feels like giving her an out. She was selfish at every step leading up to the wedding, was selfish at the wedding, but hey, wait, none of it is her fault because she was made this way by him. Sad if true, but a big leap based on the story we have.

[@ElleD308]

​​@@alexshaw8167if the uncle tried constantly to build a relationship since she was a child just to end up having sx with her, yes. This was grrming. But I don't think this was a case of grrming, just an AH that slept with a 30 year old he used to know

[@weezylone]

The only story I've heard where the open marriage seemed to be working out, was one where it wasn't the main topic of the post. Guy's coworker stalked and took pictures of him meeting an extramarital partner and sent them to his wife. The wife was like yeah lol I know, and op got the stalker fired for harassment and creating a hostile work environment.

[@ndawn90]

To be fair, we don't actually know that their open marriage is actually working. OP claims it does, and that could be true, but a lot of people think their open relationships are working right up until they stop working for whatever reason. To be clear, I'm not calling OP a liar, I'm just saying that we only have a snapshot of his relationship, and that's only on his word.

[@sadtitties222]

Honestly, there's plenty more successful open relationship/poly relationship stories on Reddit, but for some reason people only want to hear the bad ones. This is just my opinion, but many people still want to believe that monogamy is the only valid relationship lifestyle and are super biased against anyone in a successful open/poly relationship because it proves them wrong about their prejudices. Which is funny to me because there are so many unsuccessful monogamous relationships throughout history all the way up to now, yet no one writes monogamy as a whole off. However, if there's even one bad open/poly relationship everyone gathers together to demean the lifestyles and anyone who particpates in them.

[@YellaBellaReno]

That marriage started open though, no? I think Markee is referring to monog relationships that go poly or open later down the line. I know loads of people in happy open or poly relationships, but they all started that way. Not that it doesn’t happen… it’s just that happy people in healthy relationships don’t post on Reddit. Well, at least not in the reddits that make it to the front page or get mined for other media content.

[@damien678]

That's because those of us that are in happy non-monogamous relationships don't tend to post in these subs

[@sfsin3380]

I've seen posts with seemly successful open marriages but pretty much universally it turns out they opened the relationship before marriage. It also seems most modern open relationship don't go for marriage in the first place.

[@bahnmi436]

Story 2: Wow. He really implied that she is all dried up and old. The problem is with him being selfish, not with her libido.

[@catandrobbyflores]

Jokes on him because younger men want her. She got the better end of the deal.

[@Summer-xi3bo]

Story one "Half the bridal party would offer themselves as tribute" 😆💀

[@someanon1984]

Story 2: Honestlyyyyy, I find that a lot of these men have this (damn near delusional) belief that they're just these irresistible studs while their wives hardly even exist outside of them. It doesn't matter what they look like, what personality traits they have, etc. They all think that they'll just be taking home a newer, hotter woman every other day while their wife will just sit at home. So when the opposite is actually true, they're completely blindsided and then have the audacity to blame her for it.

[@someanon1984]

So I made this comment before listening to the update where OP's husband tells OP she should have been too ugly to pull attractive younger men while he's "in his peak". The DELUSION.

[@momo382844]

Dude is a total goofball 🤡

[@KyrieChii]

@@momo382844 Not the descriptive word I'd use, but to each their own.

[@PrincessQ-fj9ly]

​​@@someanon1984 Yeah, needless to say, OP's husband is a huge Ahole scumbag. Poor OP deserves better. I really hope she leaves him. 🙏

[@PrincessQ-fj9ly]

​@@momo382844 That's kind of you to say. Others would be harsher and rightfully so.

[@witheredrose357]

s2 OP needs to divorce yesterday. That "man" wants a woman whos willing to be a s3x toy at his convenience and never want anything from him. plus with the way she described their s3x life I'm concerned if he's possibly abusive. Kinks need consent and it sounds like he just dives into bdsm without a heads up. she needs to get tf out of there before the fog lifts from his eyes and he to want to keep op. I don't doubt he could get violent based on the fact he dehumanizes women so easily.

[@shadowkissed2370]

"there are no cancelation fees on the day of the wedding"... um yes, there is. Also rough translation is "I need the money for the wedding. The son of a b**ch canceled and they are charging me"

[@carlrood4457]

I think the point is that everything's already paid in full at that point, except maybe the DJ/Band and any fees for the minister/church staff.

[@shadowkissed2370]

@carlrood4457 not necessarily, everything wasn't paid in full at or during my cousins wedding. She finished paying everything after she got back from her honeymoon. Also, when I was getting married, some places said they had a payment plan and it could be broken down for up to a year after the wedding.

[@alexshaw8167]

@@shadowkissed2370why would a WEDDING VENUE have a post-natal plan? Natal means birth. So your venue said “no worries, wait until a year after your first born and then pay us”. Seems like a clever hack for those not wanting kids!

[@shadowkissed2370]

@@alexshaw8167 its called autocorrect because my phone thinks I was talking about my friggen job, and I didn't notice it...

[@angelicakaufman7183]

The husband made it clear in several ways he finds his wife to be completely unattractive he flat out said it when he was complaining that she shouldn't be able to get such good looking men. It feels like he's doing her a favor by being married to her at all and when the chickens come home to roost in reality hits and it turns out he's just an ah he's sad Panda now

[@Deedoof]

Story 2: Cheaters are narcissists and hypocrites. They want someone just like them but won't cheat, but that's like asking someone to cure blindness.

[@ebagentj]

Story 2: I wonder if the husband warned his wife before attempting breath play. It's a very dangerous kink (that's what attracts many people to it: the danger for the recipient, the feeling of control for the giver), and also a very terrifying one if you don't know it's coming. It sounds like she agreed to try some of his kinks but if you don't know that in particular is on the table, it can be horrifying and traumatic.

[@NoOne-fi2qc]

From the post it's clear this man was not concerned about consent. It's not "breath play" with out consent, it's just abuse.

[@ebagentj]

@@NoOne-fi2qc Exactly. And even attempted murder, or at least that's what it probably felt like at the time.

[@KyrieChii]

@@NoOne-fi2qc Yeah, he already proved he doesn't give a damn if OP enjoys any aspect of their sex life, the only one who matters is him. I'd bet she doesn't have a LL at all, she's just been having sex with the wrong person for years & has taken the 'issue of not being attracted to him' as 'her fault' even though she's communicated what she _needs_ from him, to which he said it wasn't worth the effort & she should look for affection elsewhere. Now that she found it he's butthurt.

[@damien678]

I wouldn't trust him to take care to do such a kink as safely as possible, either

[@heatherdickau5335]

Second story- Hopefully OP will see what good partner is like in her new partner and dump the husband. Husband is a looser.

[@thomasjoseph5876]

The OP is the loser. She is lying as many of her statements in the story contradict one another. I bet SHE was the one who "suggested" an open marriage. If she is LL then why is she giving that away to other men??? This story is full BS and the finger gets pointed at the OP as she is the one who wrote it. The husband should have divorced her rather than agreeing to an open marriage. They are no longer compatible and the OP would rather have s*x with strangers than him.

[@nannettepolcastro4799]

Loser

[@mrsbobanna]

Yanking your partner's hair out of the blue is a really mean thing to do

[@EluneAnzu]

Story 2: Husband's "ideal partner" reminded me of a break down I heard once where the pickier you are with what you want in a partner the lower the number of actual people gets that fill the niche, like it gets to the point where it goes from 8 Billion people on earth, narrow it down by gender, then by age, then by location, etc, etc, to the point where 8 Billion becomes your "perfect ideal person" becomes a number you can count on your fingers if you're being picky enough.

[@leonardoespinosa3364]

Translation: I need money to pay for the wedding, the son of a b cancelled and they're charging me. Greetings from Mexico, markee! 🇲🇽🇦🇺

[@honeydewjones7770]

He looked confident AF in that into

[@nocause5395]

He had to, or his captors wouldn't let him see the sun again.

[@karlac6031]

The Spanish reading threw me for a loop 😂 It was perfect in spirit

[@podunk_woman]

You did pretty well reading that Spanish. You may not have understood it, but your pronunciation was better than most newbies

[@sebastianhopkins7322]

The Wedding Cancelation Story - I would ask if that cheating twit was for real, but we already know. I only have one thing to say officially: CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

[@catsncrows]

Did everyone's dad have one of those squeezy bottles of lighter fluid they hauled out at every barbeque or camping trip? I feel like weddings are that for any unresolved mental health/personality issues. Things go whoosh!

[@pippo17173]

I do feel kinda sympthy only for the fact that the uncle potentially groom the girl if high school sweet hearts transelates to 15 here. Other then that, she should of learn better when she is surrounded by better people and still chose to screw them up in some way.

[@NinjaNanya]

The USA needs to take on Operation Save Markee from Gitmo. This Australian national treasure shouldn't be locked up!

[@ajzephyros7454]

glad to see someone else call it Gitmo I was worried that shorthand was dying out

[@LordGertz]

I do know a few people with open marriages that work. They have no reason to post on reddit. I should also note that none opened a monogamous marriage, the vast majority were poly before the marriage, the other two were very upfront on the type of marriage they wanted.

[@sailorsunsoldier]

Yeah, I feel most successful open relationships started open. And even if a monogamous couple did manage to open their relationship midway, most don't go out of their way to post about it on social media. Reddit basically gives you a bad case of confirmation bias where if you hear about open relationships on there you're gonna assume it's gonna be another story of a couple crashing and burning. Not to mention most people seeking advice on their new open relationships had issues before they changed the dynamic. Open relationships will absolutely tear weak relationships apart.

[@pippo17173]

​@sailorsunsoldier ya like honesty on what you want should always be done first. You can tell the person is awful when they kept it secret. The one storie I remember is when op thought she has a loving husband for 8 years until he just said *I want to open up our relationship.* after that, it sprial and she ended it. Ya be honest man.

[@taylorslade961]

Story 2: I feel like these 2 are just fundamentally incompatible and probably shouldn't have gotten together in the first place.

[@squirrel670]

No one is compatible for him

[@aikikaname6508]

lol this creep. He thinks his younger wife is ‘aging’ but he thinks his 40 year old self isn’t. He thinks women should flock to him for his money, but he cannot offer them the security because he’s married, and will not be the older ‘provider’ because he won’t pay for them

[@PowerStruggle555]

"biggest single man party ever" I hope that meant, him, his family and friends used the reception for such to make sure nothing goes to waste. My dad has a friend from high school (nearly 70 and they keep in touch as much as possible despite living in different states). His daughter I think was getting married (maybe son), wedding was called off (dont remember why) a couple of weeks or so before wedding. his birthday was coming up so he opted to use the space, food, etc as a birthday party.

[@t.ron314]

I have absolutely no faith in men. I’m now single after the end of what I thought was going to be my grow-old-together relationship and it’s stories like the last one that make me wonder ‘what’s the point in trying?’

[@KyrieChii]

To be fair, the story actually ends with a very good reason to keep trying... OP found someone more compatible who (at the very least) cares that she's enjoying the relationship. She just picked a major dud for a husband who sounds like an abusive prick. I wish you the best, whether that's another relationship at some point, or just living your best life.

[@t.ron314]

thank you! Your comment is really sweet@@KyrieChii

[@user-fg4tn8ot6b]

Story one: 4:02 That bridezilla played the _zilla_ part so well that she got everyone to treat her as a force of nature coming their way. Godzilla would be proud of her. :'D

[@meirin5316]

i want her as a monster hunter world enemy

[@TheDragonsDreamer]

I can think of one open relationship that work because they have open communication, approve partners, and let each know when the they go on dates with others.

[@corrinaallman4338]

Love that you are appearing personally in the videos. Thanks for your hard work and entertaining content.

[@Melissamoreau24]

This was a really good episode. I hadn’t heard or read either story, and in your comments you sounded highly amused the whole time. Thanks!

[@smee2051]

Good to have you back.

[@BabydollXyla]

Markee you’re looking and sounding SO GOOD for someone who’s obviously being held prisoner in what I suspect is a dungeon. I’m so happy that your captor is taking good care of you!

[@janedoe885]

Solidarity on wanting the tea straight from the source but not wanting to get burned when the tea is hot lmao 😂

[@mbyerly9680]

Tea is great but no one wants to have a tea party near an exploding bridezilla.

[@tineve2002]

Story #1: I couldn't stop SMH and laughing listening to this story. The part that stuck with me was when the bride needed time to decompress, and all the bridesmaid, including OP, ran off the room like a bat out of hell to give bridezilla some alone time 😂. If I were OP, I would love to wait around and see the drama unfold. I am glad OP told the bride to lose her number. SIL/MOH is a gem 💎 for putting up with her now ex SIL- to be shenanigans. A normal person would have cut off from the bride before her abysmal wedding.

[@NakaidaBeauzec]

Nice one Markee, covid is going around everywhere in Australia

[@giovanilevin616]

Story 2 : it's always the same, it doesn't matter if it's the man or the woman who wanted to open the marriage, most of the time it's them who become jealous when the other finds a partner. They seem to think it's impossible for them until reality comes to bite them in the ass 😑

[@frozenheart7133]

Opening a closed relationship is never ever a good idea. Entering a new open relationship is like entering any other relationship, a mixed bag.

[@bridgetdebourgh5698]

Hey Markee 👋 Glad to see you are doing well and feeling better. Have a good night 👍 Enjoy your day/night everyone 👋🤗

[@DragonbornMike-ym2er]

Story 1: On one hand, you'd think someone this crazy about having their weddding would actually want to be married to their partner. But on the other hand, I'm not surprised.

[@DeathclawJedi]

First story the groom dodged a bullet. Second story more proof Open relationships are a DUMB IDEA! This will end in divorce.

[@cindykq8086]

Truth. A marriage is 2 people committing themselves to each other. An open marriage is no commitment.

[@littlestrawberryfaery]

" they're bratty and entitled" You mean young girls wanting to have fun and use the old predatory men that wanna use them....

[@Shastabear88]

A toddler stomp .."NOo0o0o! Just cause I waved my wallet at you to get you over here doesn't make it ok you want my money! You're supposed to find my geriatric unpleasant sadism sexxxxyyy and irresistible for no benefit darn it!"

[@chickinskinz]

Story 2: Husband been watching too many fresh & fit podcasts.

[@stuffedninja1337]

I hope we get an update on story 2. Poor OP deserves to live her best life, she seems like her self esteem is so low.

[@hiroshi7025]

Damn Markee has started hitting the gym in the prison. Next videos, tattoos and shaved hair.

[@ShowdogTiger]

The Princess of Wales wears Elie Saab on occasion. His perfume offerings are very nice too, and reasonably priced. I wear Le Parfum Royal sometimes.

[@neila128]

Just a few minutes in and that no.4 made my jaw dropped, like wtaf??? accusing her of being pregnant to her family just because she couldn't drink due to religion???

[@carlrood4457]

It's ridiculous to ask for the money in the first place, but OP should just throw this bit of logic at her: She didn't get married, Therefore, she wasn't a bride. Therefore, there was no bridal party for OP to be part of. As a result, OP owes her nothing.

[@Okamithegod]

The truth is out markee was never in jail but it’s markee industries!!! Let my bro go

[@platinum_noelle]

It could be that rather than cancellation fees, the "bride" was made to pay off the wedding herself but they used the wording of cancellation fees. Also, the reception wouldve been cancelled, hence cancellation fees.

[@AngelaVEdwards]

I wondered if Markee Industries was another of your channels.

[@yaymeclapclap]

the first part of the spanish was perfection!!

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

“I cant read Spanish i cant do it” KEEP READING, YOU STARTED IT YOU FINISH IT. VÁMONOS.

[@franciebelcher4594]

The Monsanto joke! Markee, dude, u crack me up! Love ur work, man✌😎

[@colleens1107]

Story two: GODS I KNEW IT WOULD COME UP. That update, totally what I expected. The husband no longer finds OP attractive and thus expected no one else to find her attractive. He’s acting like a toddler who put a toy on the shelf and now wants it because someone else is playing with it. Just divorce this POS, OP, and officially be with the younger guy who meets your emotional needs and appreciates you

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

Why can’t open marriages be more like the ones from the previous video? That couple had a healthy open marriage and the only issue was that nosy former coworker, everything else was great.

[@shadowpumpkin8019]

i agree lol

[@eldeano9964]

LIFE: your experience may differ*

[@shadowpumpkin8019]

@@eldeano9964 🤣

[@thePhoenixQueen]

Why get married at all if you just want to bang other people?

[@KarmatheCorgi]

Because I think a lot of people don't realize how much communication and honesty goes into a regular relationship, let alone an open one. It's always how one partner wants to have their cake and eat it too...

[@Frazzled_Chameleon]

That bride went HARD for that full cheating bride BINGO.

[@guywhowatchesvideos-z2e]

I listened to a story just the other day about a guy who had a coowrker try and expose his affair to his wife. They were in an open relationship and was aware of his escopades. He wanr to HR because the employee must have been stalking him for close to 5hrs, getting her fired as a result.

[@moodycrab77]

you had me in stitches with your comments at the end😂😂❤ Edit to add I also trust Monsanto with my life😊

[@lina9535]

Why was my first thought "your arm is so pale?" 😂😅 Granted, I'm not one to speak, pretty sure I'm still paler 😂

[@ajzephyros7454]

Think the couch is worse than the wedding cheating

[@seangarvey8232]

Dammit i almost suppressed the couch. Now its back😢😢😢😂

[@pippo17173]

​@@seangarvey8232hope you didn't read what happen after she left.

[@violacesario4389]

Story 1: Not ashamed to admit that I would have stayed at that wedding to watch the fallout. 55-year-old uncle ?!!

[@jackierenee1691]

I doubt she was incredibly nice before all of this. Becoming a bride just brought her bad side to the surface. throwing tantrums is a common bridezilla thing, I get that. But going behind one bridesmaids back because she wouldn't drink to say she was was pregnant to her religious parents on purpose...and then cheating on her fiance with a family member no less...yeah, she's rotten. It's not just about being a bridezilla.

[@cindykq8086]

And that bridesmaid's parents completely suck. They believed the cheating whore over their own daughter. She is much better off without them.

[@FanFicnic]

The storytelling on that first one had me in tears ☠️☠️☠️

[@lostshadows768]

Story 1: If the bride had, somehow, got the sick flower girl to attend, she'd have just had one more thing to freak out about, that unsightly rash ruining her aesthetic.

[@gcarr1089]

Open marriage - I remember seeing a post where the husband kept nagging the wife that he wanted to open the marriage so the wife took her phone created an account for herself with several awful photos of herself and in less than 10 mins she had over 100 likes and it kept getting higher by the minute.. husband changed his mind and got her to delete the site.😂😂😂😂

[@KyrieChii]

Problem being that he may have just gone on to cheat instead, letting his wife think that the issue was dealt with. But I'm a cynic who's heard way too many Reddit stories.

[@gcarr1089]

@@KyrieChii same here ,😂😂

[@brightlight8852]

Story 2 OP's husband is salty because he was likely telling himself that OP was the lucky one to be married to him. That she was being overly needy and no man would tolerate her or satisfy her sexually or emotionally. But the fact that OP found exactly what she wanted and very easily shows that he was the problem all along and OP was the prize. So now instead of doing some soul searching he's desperate to find the perfect woman to prove that he wasn't asking for too much.

[@alexartemisia]

I really love how you just tried to read through the Spanish and then just died laughing. Well done mate

[@alexartemisia]

Also, what a fricking telenovela; like, OF COURSE, the bride was having a fling with the Uncle. JFC Todos ustedes necesitan a Jesús

[@sandeesandwich2180]

S1: I think this fills all the slots on my crazy wedding story bingo card. S2: OP's husband doesn't care about his wife's comfort. That low libido thing cannot be helped by his lack of concern for her pain. Divorce his azz already.

[@KyrieChii]

This is what I said, she may very well not even have a true 'LL', it may be that she just isn't attracted to her husband because he mistreats her (especially in their sex life) & regularly beats down her self esteem. Who would want to sleep with someone who doesn't care that they hurt you, leaves you not getting anything out of it, & outright refuses to meet your needs?

[@Shastabear88]

And essentially tells you you're old and un-f-able. Why would you ever want to be married to that? She's on the kool-aid bad.

[@meirin5316]

​@@KyrieChiiexactly. horrible. i have very LL but a great understanding partner. if my partner was like that.... i would be so messed up man... i would either endure it out of fear or kick his ass depending on how mistreated i would get (ppl in long lasting abusive realtionships often stay. i dont know how i would be like. ofc we all think we would kick that partner oit and ruin their life but thats often not true)

[@KyrieChii]

@@meirin5316 I think it's incredibly mature & empathetic to realize abusive relationships can really make it hard for the victim to leave. I too would think 'I'd totally get the F out of there' but... it's a realistic & unfortunate truth that it can be _hard_ to do that, especially if you've been together awhile, & truly love them (or love the 'idea' of them). Being alone (esp if you don't have a good support system) can feel scarier than tolerating it.

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

The video: Drama of all kinds. The background: The Flying Duchman slowly approaching Markee to recruit him into the crew of the damned, so he can narrate their grim adventures.

[@Fey3690]

The problem in the second story (and really all the stories shared involving polyamory) is that one partner does not respect their partner(s).even if communication is on point, if there is no respect for each other's safety, well-being, and bonding, of course the relationship is going to fail. As many people pointed it out, husband expected only he would have the fun, and not worry about his partner(s) experiences. That isn't fun at all.

[@crazyibel]

story 2: I think this woman is in danger, his kinks, his jealously and him starting to see her as an obstacle... (woman of 'quality' walking away when they hear he is married) he is already disregarding her boundaries (painful sx) so I fear he might snap and truly strangle her. he already tried to choke her while he knew she isn't into that so he either doesn't think straight when having sx or he just doesn't care. in my opinion this combination is dangerous.

[@meirin5316]

you are right here... he is ... gross as f

[@frederikebenny]

Story 2: I'm pretty sure open relationships work out a lot more when they start open. Very low odds of two people starting a monogamous relationship only to both later decide "actually I prefer polyamory." Although most of these stories are from "things go wrong" subreddits, so probably not going to get a lot of stories of things going right anyway.

[@jennynoelle6782]

Story 2: 1. Sex isn't a need in the way food or shelter are. It's a need in in the way that alcohol and nicotine are. Going without sex, or doing less of it, will not kill you ("died by blue balls" isn't a thing). He thinks he needs it because he likes it, is almost certainly addicted to it, and has probably been told that it is normal for men. In this situation, it would have been far better, for all involved, if they had gone to counseling. He took the "easy way out" because he believed it would cater to his own desires. 2. Open relationships rarely, if ever, work out well. In most cases, such as here, one party is basically looking to benefit more than the other, and it isn't a mutual desire. Typically, the one who wants to open the relationship is an older man, like OP's husband, who believes that they can have "the best of both worlds" by virtue of being male (the whole "boys will be boys" thing). 3. There's a misconception that college-age girls want silver foxes. We don't find guys old enough to be our fathers/grandfathers hot. The reason it appears in old movies is because those were usually made with a distinct male fantasy in mind ("of course the middle-aged film star gets the dewy-eyed, ingenue as a reward for saving the town"). We generally want guys our own age, who we have a lot in common with, and we want the same fairytale affection that OP does. If a young girl actually goes for the silver fox, she's the exception. She probably either has a fetish ("older men are more gentlemanly") or he's offering something that she can actually benefit from (usually money). Thus, OP's husband's plan was always going to backfire on him. He isn't going to attract most younger women, and the ones he does are exclusively wannabe sugar babies (hence "immature and money-hungry").

[@corrinaallman4338]

Loved your last comment about Jack and shit. First laugh I've heard since January 20 when my mom's journey ended. Take care.and keep your wonderful content coming.

[@leighnisbett9691]

S1 , if every single thing that was arranged for the wedding day has been done and it's cancelled the day of the wedding the vendors still need full payments for their services . You can cancel up to a month before the wedding day for a discounted fee but the full cost must be paid if cancelled on the day of the wedding . Her fiancee dodged a bullet by cancelling the wedding .NTA

[@raptoress6131]

What a disaster 😰

[@patc4586]

Story #1: Look on the bright side, Josh's uncle is soon to become a divorced bachelor. Maybe Dana will get to use that wedding gown after all. 😆 (One wonders if in anticipation of the wedding night/honeymoon, Dana decided to 86 the birth control? 🤔😦😆) ((One also wonders if Dana has the cojones to tag Josh as the papá del bebé?))

[@Siinwu]

i think this is a first time i ran out of popcorn 2min in... jeebuz! time for a refill.

[@NoOne-fo1di]

Wait Markee industry's is you too? I saw the name and clicked it a long while back a d was surprised to not hear your voice lol still listen to it though

[@ComaLies225]

Markee your Spanish was pretty good. Also its wild bride wanted the bridesmaid to wear 2000 dollar dresses. I thought that was too much until I heard Eli’s Saab. That’s basically high end fashion

[@shadowpumpkin8019]

Love you, Markee ❤❤❤

[@Chlober_Official]

She said they have to pay the wedding fees. It's not "CANCELATION" fees because they used the venue, used the flowers, and the food was made already and delivered. The bill.

[@jesterlin7]

On story 2, regarding your question on whether opening a relationship ever ends well, I do think it's fair to point out that the reason we always hear the same old story where the relationship opens and the one partner is bitter and unhappy, is more because people who open their relationship and both partners are happy and satisfied with the arrangement, don't usually have as much of a reason to make posts talking about their happy open relationship. At least not outside of poly or ENM communities. But you won't see as many AITA or Relationship Advice posts regarding a healthy open relationship for the same reason you don't see very many about a healthy mono relationship.

[@damien678]

YEP!!!

[@littlegreycat]

17:52 that dude is too selfish to know his wife and be the kind of intimate partner that she wants. They are fundamentally incompatible.

[@colleens1107]

Story one: I DID NOT SEE THE QUICKIE WITH FIANCÉS UNCLE COMING!!!!👀

[@littlegreycat]

Holy crap! About the wedding story

[@jaylynn8630]

Story 2: I'm surprised no one commented on how OP's husband seems to just out of the blue gone with sadism and choking her that one time they had sex. Like, no discussion of trying it or anything, just thought it was totally okay to do that his partner whenever he wanted. Bad vibes. I bet what we heard here isn't even the half of it.

[@ComaLies225]

Markee, we’re coming to bail you out. Stay strong my friend!

[@hodgeelmwood8677]

Also, it really sounds like the husband doesn't have a clue how to get his wife to be more enthusiastic about sex. Doesn't sound like he's much of a lover. They aren't sexually compatible and I'm confused as to why they even got married.

[@PrincessQ-fj9ly]

@@hodgeelmwood8677 He probably used the same tactic most abusers use. Being on his best behavior until the ring's on the finger. Then the mask comes off.

[@pup6178]

I like the ghost ship in the background

[@Makewell_catto]

love the ship background

[@KE-hr4sb]

S2: OP needs to file for divorce. Her husband is literally hurting her during sex and then getting mad she doesn’t like it. No counseling or closing the marriage is going to fix that.

[@PrincessQ-fj9ly]

@@KE-hr4sb I agree with you. That's abusive, there's no doubt about it. And poor OP deserves better. ❤️

[@eikomi]

awesome room, but they forgot to give you the white jacket😅

[@nannyogtha]

Next video he’ll be wearing one of those terrifying butcher’s aprons.

[@momo382844]

Oh, Dana would have dragged OP and the others down with her, for sure! “The girls were told me to do it!” “Oh, the girls kept telling me to drink and I couldn’t think straight!”