BRITISH FAMILY REACTS! BILL BURR - Titanic Is A Horror Film!

[@acebongboy]

The movie takes longer than it took the actual ship to sink.

[@kevinmcquade1688]

Considering the movie starts with it still being docked… yeah lol

[@jrbaytown]

Now that is fucking hilarious dude, yep...went under in less than three hours!!! Best comment on here, never thought of it that way and it's brilliant!! :)

[@jrbaytown]

@@kevinmcquade1688 I think you are missing the point of his comment? 🤷‍♂

[@mlee6050]

What movie? There has been like four titanic movies, one was made about a month after the sinking with a survivor as an actress in it, sadly only a few still shots of that one

[@faithwork1]

😂😂😂

[@davidvsr]

Loved your reaction!! Especially when you talked about a woman hitting a man. Had a conversation with my dad when i was a teen, and somehow this topic came up. I'll never forget what he said..." If a woman starts punching you, take the first one or two like a man. If she keeps on swinging/...don't be stupid, defend yourself...restrain her or punch back! At that point, she's acting like a man...treat her as such."

[@SilverFang95]

Take one or two? Bruh, if she even attempts to, you should hit😂

[@scotthill1600]

@@SilverFang95 only time I’ve ever been punched in the face was by an ex gf, we were arguing & she punches me in the face twice & I just laugh at her & then goes for another & I grab her arms so she can’t punch me anymore. Shoulda know to get out then but I was like 19 or 20 & thought things would get better, spoiler alert, they didn’t, we broke up a few months later, she never hit me again tho. I laughed when she punched me just bc it didn’t even really hurt, I was shocked. Don’t stick your dick in crazy or even worse date them

[@phillychick4196]

@@SilverFang95 damn! That’s a red flag! Not sayin you wrong…. But you ain’t right either. You’re to be monitored 😅

[@michlo3393]

@@phillychick4196 Being 19/20 years old, you don't see everything. We all make those mistakes. I'm just glad this guy is still around to tell the tale.

[@gerrym.9354]

8:14 Something here's disjointed. Why, after watching the Bill Burr - Titanic Is A Horror Film, does it seem that you're instead reacting to Bill Burr's "No Reason to Hit a Woman Video"? Did you mix up the video splice?

[@pabloscobar958]

The first harry potter is actually an AMAZING christmas movie haha

[@Solar-em2ld]

The delivery of that NOOOO at 4:17 gets me every time 😂

[@mr.niceguy777]

remember watching titanic for the first time on VHS. It had two tapes it was so long 😂. Worth it to watch one time. Also people who stop after the first harry potter movie/dont pay attention are missing out BIG time on one of the best movie series of all time.

[@VelkanAngels]

Yeah I watch reactions to Harry Potter but always skip the first two movies, becaaause... they were kids movies. As they got older, the movies got more "grown-up" as well. In fact, that was the reason I didn't watch the Harry Potter movies until I was an adult. I saw the first 2 as a teen, thought "meh, kids movies" and left it there. Glad I watched the rest later.

[@mlee6050]

I stopped after half blood Prince part 2

[@mattsilac2149]

I was raised to hold the door for anyone (which I gladly do) , but it grinds my gears when they don't say thank you.

[@_eclipz_]

Same. Slammed the door shut once when the first person in the party didn't say thanks. Thought, fuck em :)

[@Vendrix86]

Gaynor is the best. Really appreciate how calm and logical you are.

[@VineVitumEt5]

Can we have more Gaynor stories, please? She makes me chuckle. ❤

[@jrbaytown]

Aidan, your reaction on the brunch was contagious! A good belly laugh!

[@arnoldcox9128]

Bill always has interesting observations 😂

[@johnmavroudis2054]

Bill Burr has a bit on that: "You should never hit a women"... you should watch that one, too!

[@brl0522]

My grandma always said “don’t raise your hand to someone unless you expect to be hit back”

[@codyeble0713]

I didn't know there was a clean version to this clip.. ive seen it a bunch over the years, and just watched this one and got confused lol bill is always great

[@tracyabbott3373]

I absolutely LOVE this family!!! I agree with everything you say!!! Soooo true!!! Omg if I don’t get the courtesy wave?? I’m livid!!

[@strider9184]

I remember as a teenager having it drilled into me that you should never hit a woman, and I once got into a fight with a guy at church and his sister jumped on my back and wrapped around me scratching my face to bits with her long nails. I just took it because I thought I’d get in trouble if I defended myself. I ended up with blood all over my face. I’m 32 now and I regret not throwing her through the air like a rag doll 😂 she was small & light too so I could of easily if I didn’t get told “you should never hit a woman”

[@IASP17]

its all bullshit. there should be a simple rule for everybody. man or woman. if you dont want to get hit, then dont hit anybody. end of story.

[@40ozDrinka..]

​@@IASP17teaching my daughter the same thing, no reason for a female to think she can act a fool and put hands on a man and him just take it... equal rights and equal lefts to go around, male or female

[@gerrym.9354]

Watch Bill Burr's "no reason to hit a woman."

[@neuvocastezero1838]

Brilliant performer, and I love pesto. He has another bit that addresses one of the issues in your post discussion.

[@bob260505]

Btw Titanic is 3 hours and 14 min 😂

[@ARCADER-1999]

Pluse it was (2) VHS Tapes.

[@ericeric363]

Too long.

[@marcuspi999]

Yeah. He'd hate it. It's really boring until the crash.

[@clipsedrag13]

I only ever rewatched the art scene because Leos a great painter

[@bob260505]

@@clipsedrag13 I rewatched it a few times because the 2nd time I watched it my pants fell down and I had to lock the doors.

[@apster2645]

"Are you my child?" BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Catherine.Dorian.]

Wonderfully said! If someone hits you, regardless of gender, they should expect to be hit back

[@KyuzouTV]

this bit has a slightly different feel to it when he's not allowed to swear :)

[@marktallentire3464]

It does but it still works. I actually prefer the non-swearing version

[@VelkanAngels]

@@marktallentire3464 - Really? He has much greater feedback from the audience in the other version, which also causes his body language and energy to be much more genuine and engaging (as Opus sang ♫ when the feeling of the people is the feeling of the band ♪ or in this case, the comedian). The differences between the two versions aren't merely between swearing vs. non-swearing.

[@bob260505]

Bill Burr l, Dave Chappelle and Family guy are gold every time! American Dad is really good as well. Best of Roger or anything related to Roger.

[@j.garcia6206]

Your mom speaks the truth! Love her!

[@kanomorrow7622]

I was always told by my parents that if a women ever slapped you then take it or walk away but never hit her back! But If she balls her fist up like a man then all bets are off! I think if you fight like a man then you deserve to be hit like one! Great reaction and do more Bill Burr!

[@fredwatkins5017]

Favorite movie... 'it's a wonderful life!!!'😊

[@ProudPatriot306]

Bill nails so hard every time! Also u guys are raising your son good!Common sense and values.Its admirable.well done raising good humans.

[@robertdysonn]

You probably already seen comments about this, but Bill has a skit on that exact topic called don’t hit a woman or something like that. I can’t remember the exact name.

[@ronwilcox7716]

Heaven forbid I escape reality for THREE HOURS!

[@acebongboy]

Bill Burr has a bit on domestic violence, which you touched on -- definitely watch it.

[@AxelFoleyDetroitLions]

Watch “Django unchained” And “Snatch”…. Then “Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything” 😂😂(it is Pride Month after all..(

[@SamOfChristendom]

"Are you my child?" My mum says that's too and she's northern lol

[@nathanviebranz9111]

I think the real horror of this movie is that after watching it, nearly four hours have gone by. If Aidan does watch the film, my advice is to keep in mind that its main job is that it’s supposed to entertain and that a lot of the material is exaggerated and sensationalized compared to the actual historical event.

[@edwardmclaughlin719]

exactly

[@kingwacky184]

Yes a lot about the accident and sinking itself it pretty accurate though. Except for some small details such as first officer Murdoch shooting people that is not true and the movie made him out to be kind of a villain when in fact he was hailed a hero after the sinking. And the stairways from second and third class being locked until first class have been loaded on to the lifeboats that was also incorrect. But other than that the colliding with the iceberg and the sinking is pretty darn accurate.

[@SomethingSeemsOff]

If I were him I'd wait until a girl wants to watch it with him, then it's worth it. Just don't insult the movie, stay awake, and you're set for a good night.

[@scotthill1600]

I’ll never watch titanic, I know what happened in real life, don’t need a fake love story bogging down a historical event

[@blinkachu5275]

The sinking was (at the time) the most accurate depiction of the events in history, James did extensive research, even going to the wreckage itself Yes, characters themselves are exaggerated but anything related to the Titanic itself wasn't It's primary job isn't to entertain, that's just the first half of the movie. The second half is to show you how scary and horrific it was to be on that ship while it was sinking.

[@0saintclark0]

Sophies gonna go mad when she finds out you watched bill burr without her!

[@dalitsotembo9531]

My water phobia was because of the titanic but for some reason every girl in the house found it romantic

[@billbrasky1288]

Here I am watching OBR on the TV and OBD on my phone. What have I become.

[@DustinAxelson]

You're supposed to go on a picnic in a secluded place so you can have some fun.

[@dashafedir9546]

Are you mai Child, have me dead Lolll😁😁😁😁

[@joels5150]

I never have, nor will I ever sit through Titanic.

[@dianeritthaler7792]

Hes hilarious 😂

[@tonidarcy5515]

I'm sorry to say but the titanic is 3 hours and 14 minutes!! But it's a good movie. Love your channel and your husband and his friends channel.

[@timreno72]

That's the first time I've seen a Bill Burr bit that was edited for language. :(

[@adampare8088]

Titantic is worth a watch. Forget the love story, the rest is real history. It kinda is a horror story.

[@connororeally9119]

gainer or G lets take a poll>>>> I'm for Gainer> love the vids

[@adamplez2498]

who is she in relation to them? been watching for a bit and am confused. Who is G? I like Gainer. is she now an ex? so confused

[@heywoodjablowme8120]

OG

[@ExTiNkT91]

@@adamplez2498 Gaynor is Office Bloke Daz's wife. Aidan is their son.

[@adamplez2498]

@ExTiNkT91 Thanks for your responses, I worked a 12 hour shift and my mind is shot. I ment Sophie, that's Aidans girlfriend,correct?

[@adamplez2498]

@@ExTiNkT91 or coworker?

[@donaldlosertrum4135]

bill burr driving tour is september 2011

[@abc123tiktok]

Its so funny to me growing my generation we were told we had the worst attention span. With tv, movies and video games becoming so popular, books were a thing of the past. Because we didn't have patience to read a book back then we were label worst attention span. And now we have tiktok generation XD that are intimidated to watch movies.

[@Spazzmatazzz]

You need to do some movie reactions with your son! I think you know which ones!

[@BenTIStudios]

Nothing wrong with a long movie that's good.

[@jartstopsign]

It's kind of strange watching this set, he's had to tone down the language for the show he's on and later on he did the same bit for a more R rated audience. Aidan's response to the brunch part was great, it reminds me of when Jim Florentine said that any time you see a man at brunch, he's taking the bullet for something he messed up with his girlfriend or wife

[@Gutslinger]

This version of the bit is like the PG/censored version. There's another version of him cussing while doing this bit, and his delivery seems a lot better in contrast.

[@seanmikhael1767]

Clean Bill Burr makes me uncomfortable lol. Don't know why this version keeps resurfacing. But he's making enough now to decline those venues that want watered down material.

[@Sunset553]

There were documentaries on the Titanic I’d seen before the movie came out. Those were plenty for me. I didn’t like the romance story of the Titanic movie getting credit for such a tragic story. It was enough of a tragedy in its own right

[@madnessontheisland]

Titanic was a horror film, no joke. Not many realize this, but Forest Gump was a horror film as well. It's the tragic and cautionary tale of what it would be like to be the most amazing, well-intentioned and capable man trapped in the teeth of the friend zone for an entire lifetime by a woman who viewed him as a pet, who never saw him as a romantic option and only married him because she was dying and needed him to be a father to her son she had hid from him.

[@johnduval6377]

He is so funny

[@MikaTarkela]

Why don't people like going to parks for a picnic? I'd love to go if someone asked me to ._.

[@pattaccone]

Any film 3 1/2 hours long is a horror film !

[@DeadJustBack4TheDay]

I respect an old school woman like Gaynor, as well as that 22 year old woman she mentioned that questioned these things, unlike the feminazi Karens these days that think they're above men and exempt from their own actions. This is why some men take themselves out of the dating pool entirely these days, rather than having to deal with the train wreck dumpster fire of modern women. There's an old lady I have a rapport with and even she asks how do we young men even deal these women these days? 😆 I don't. I'm happy with no drama and slow down in my life.

[@lilyz2156]

Not all women are feminazi's, I assume Gaynor is same age as Darren who previously said he was 45, so she is around his age which is young.

[@Vendrix86]

@@lilyz2156 I thought he said he was 52

[@lilyz2156]

@@Vendrix86 On his office bloke channel he said 45

[@DeadJustBack4TheDay]

@@lilyz2156 I realize that and I appreciate the ones who aren't. They're distinguishable by the fact that we can have a good conversation with each other XD I have an acquaintance that's not quite a feminzai, but still staunch. She claims its to get revenge on men. Which men? The ones that have nothing to do with her agenda and she's scapegoating apparently. A blatant Freudian slip there lol.

[@EdwinSemidey]

Very very good point, that is the way I raised my kids boys and girls do not hit a girl but if a girl hits you she better expect retaliation, because she has lost respect for you as a person. I ONLY HIT 1 lady in my life, when my ex tried too kill our kids . I lost my cool. I did do it in front of Police, when she said I thought they were better off dead than without their mother, SHE had a Mental breakdown, because we were not having Marital problems . I told the Police to arrest me and I told her father what I did. She was admitted to 72 hour phyc ward . I told her after she got out I was filing for Divorce because I feared for our children's life. She was diagnosed with Bipolar, depression , and another 1 I can't spell. and she refused treatment.

[@michlo3393]

The problem with not hitting women is some of them (not all) assume that gives them cart blanche to act like assholes. With men, there is a boundary, you cross that boundary and you know you run the risk of getting hit. That's how it goes. That's why when men get into it, they _usually_ try and de-escalate first, and then move to fisticuffs. With women, especially vs men, they jump right in as if they're invincible because society has taught them, that they can be as fucking batshit crazy as they want and they wont have to suffer any consequences.

[@HalkerVeil]

It's a biological understanding from way back in my day. And still holds up to science to this very day. A woman can punch me and it hurts. But if I put that same energy back my fist cracks her biologically thinner skull. It's simple and natural power dynamics. Doesn't mean they are less of a person for it. But it does mean it changes how society has to act.

[@pgpro8691]

Tombstone is old but so damn it’s good. No country for old men you should watch too. But I have weird taste.

[@bigj5880]

dont judge a movie by how short or long it is, you will miss out on lot of great master pieces, you're young so with time hopefully your mindset changes but titanic is a little over three hours and well worth it!

[@paulieguerra6502]

the volume is at a low setting. could you please turn it up a bit

[@donaldlosertrum4135]

funny bill have request for bill burr givs a driving tour of boston massachusetts

[@twenty3enigma]

You're off the hook, Aidan. You don't have to watch Titanic. It's 3 hrs 14 min.

[@jeffreyphipps1507]

Old? He only needs watch ONE Alfred Hitchcock Film and he'll want to see them all.

[@williamlambert]

Titanic is 3 hours 14 minutes

[@krynnmaliki]

You should check the audio levels on your videos. I watch many of them and often times when you guys speak the audio level is fine. Then when you play whatever clip you're reacting to the audio level of the clip is too low to hear very well even with the volume cranked up.

[@themoneyman1752]

How has he never seen Titanic ??!! he should be embarrassed to say that out loud wtf

[@StarChild-vi7tv]

Bernie Mac is a good knee slapper. Try him

[@kevinprzy4539]

I wouldn't dare subject a new movie reactor to watch titanic, I'd recommend a 1 hour and 45 minutes to 2 hour movie.

[@irishbrneyes6978]

Titanic is almost 4 hours long.

[@gerrym.9354]

8:14 Something here's disjointed. Why, after watching the Bill Burr - Titanic Is A Horror Film, does it seem that you're instead reacting to Bill Burr's "No Reason to Hit a Woman Video"? Did you mix up the video splice?

[@AxelFoleyDetroitLions]

Billy boy

[@ArmandoBellagio]

Ha, in Britain it's still quite corteous. Here in Germany many women even don't like if you open the door for them. It's an equality thing I guess.

[@fahoodkhalfan1824]

Where’s Sophie 😭

[@adamplez2498]

Who is Gainer? can someone tell me? how is she related to them?

[@lilyz2156]

Gaynor is the woman in video, she is Aidan's mom and Darren's wife.

[@ExTiNkT91]

Gaynor is Aidan's mom.. and she is Office Blokes Daz's wife

[@adamplez2498]

@ExTiNkT91 sorry, so confused with the names after a long day at work. so Sophie is Aiedens girl friend? that's what I ment to say.

[@adamplez2498]

or a coworker?

[@janemary8339]

@@v1p3r62 someone said Sophie isn't their kid.

[@Simbu.]

Harry Potter and Star Wars, if you watch them later in your life, you will find them cheesy.

[@kwalsh1968]

I love your reactions but your sound is to low.

[@reality1958]

Where is she? Only 2?

[@lawabernathy9256]

Titanics like 4 hours long lol

[@dannnyyy123]

3 hr 14 min

[@davegnarlsson4344]

Men used to be able to slap a hysterical woman. People today have no clue what real life is like; Spoiled rotten, fantasy driven jerks. Real pain, stress and life altering choices are foreign to most people. A little slap is seen as a horrible abuse.

[@zmelon]

No Hitting... man or woman.

[@katiemcteague]

I saw the movie once, enjoyed it, but would never watch it again. Too long.

[@edwardmclaughlin719]

The only thing true about the movie is the Titanic sank.

[@crombajaa]

Is this the PG version?

[@Lions1986]

thee oly thing true about the titanic movie is that the boat sank and people died. the rest is BS

[@theveryworstluck1894]

It has been federally illegal to pay someone less because of their gender since 1964.

[@kevinsierra482]

i cant hear the video, lol

[@HTxGhost24]

I wish women would watch this and take notes

[@paulscott6396]

Watch titanic it’s good

[@davidbrandenburg8029]

you should review George Carlin stuff, he has an opinion about every thing!. start out with him and the church! or religion I should say!.

[@tatersalad5149]

He brother, do not watch it. It is excruciating to watch and it is a 3hr film.

[@jettslappy7028]

She's lying to you. Titanic is fiction and over 3 hours long. I liked it though.

[@cp368productions2]

Aiden don't watch Titanic, it's not true life. The real Titanic movie is the much older A Night To Remember. It actually tells the truth and doesn't add an underage actress naked on a couch playing a fictional character. I agree with you Gaynor, I have 4 years training in 3 of the 5 most lethal martial arts. And I will use it on anyone who attacks me, I don't care what gender they are. But them these days you don't really know what gender they are, they could identify as a table.

[@nathanlindahl8336]

She was like 24 lol underage? She’s 47 now and that was in 1999

[@rickjensen2035]

I agree with you that the '99 Titanic is not worth watching. I remember going to the theaters to watch it and the only thing that kept my ass in the chair is knowing that the ship was going to sink at the end and wanted to see it, otherwise I would've walked out. I haven't seen the movie since then.

[@edwardmclaughlin719]

The Titanic is a bad movie that has fantastic visuals with mediocre acting from too many actors. Add to that pompous music (subjective). But worst of all a thin script that goes on for hours.

[@SalvableRuin]

Except that men don't earn more than women. I'm sick of the wage gap myth that everyone believes just because I woman said it.

[@chriscchristodoulou7147]

Titanic...do not watch .. much better watching paint dry

[@oliviamurphy2843]

First

[@gazb87yorkshiresalt48]

It took me 4+ mins to write mine so you have the 🏆🏆🏆. 😉

[@periechontology]

Titanic is overrated crap. Skip it.

[@Nichwar19]

This clip cut the best part

[@slevinsleven2775]

He's the Ricky Gervais of America. But with more diverse stories.

[@hrussell9677]

He is not mean like Gervais.

[@slevinsleven2775]

@@hrussell9677 LMFAO you obviously don't follow Burr 😂😂

[@prodigal71]

Gratz to Aidan!! I'm 52 & I've never seen Titanic either...besides, I know how it ends. Stand your ground & just don't watch it 😂😂