BRITISH FAMILY REACTS | Bill Burr - Plastic Surgery & Lotion!

Gaynor and Sophie react to Bill Burr talking about plastic surgery and lotion!
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[@steven95N]

He married that woman who taught him about lotion and they now have 2 kids. Her name's Nia and she has some pretty great appearances on his podcast.

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Nia certainly signed her name on Bill's ashy arm.

[@timesthree5757]

She is the same woman that was his booty call. She is addicted to what his dick did.

[@KilyanAustin]

Sadly it has been confirmed that the girl he is talking about isnt Nia

[@Lurch685]

Different girl.

[@SiriuslyBlack7]

They have the best podcast together!

[@monkeydluffy_]

He’s talking about regular lotion y’all talking about sunblock and sun tan lotion🤣

[@sweetwater156]

I’m legitimately legally blind. I had glasses from when I was a toddler. When I was 11, my eye doctor said “right. You wanna try contact lenses?” Three hours later I finally got them in. Sophie is right. Once you get used to it, it’s easy to poke yourself in the eye. I have done it for 25 years.

[@Living_with_Narcissists]

The way Gaynor rubbed her arm after the scratch test tells me she failed and saw the track marks.

[@lowprofile513]

*Gaynor

[@samesamv1472]

Could also mean after burn/itch. Try scratching your arm that doesn't itch, it will start itching. It's like phantom itchiness.

[@petrastein2531]

That's her name? Heeey, you'll know this for sure: can you tell me how are these guys related? xD 'Cause I always thought Gayna/Gaina (now I know it's Gaynor) is the mum, wife to the guy from Office Blokes that laughs the hardest... And I'm extremelly confused about their relationship. The other girl once told a story from her childhood or something and it implied Gaynor didn't know her that well. I'm just confused.

[@Living_with_Narcissists]

@@petrastein2531 I'm in the same boat and my guess is Soph is married to her son. The guy that'sabsent here.

[@petrastein2531]

@@Living_with_Narcissists Ohh, that would make a lot of sense, actually. :)

[@Thepirireis]

“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”

[@christined6321]

😂😂😂

[@birch5757]

Ok everyone, who paused this video halfway through to put on some lotion? No need to feel embarrassed, I did. Paused it, lotioned up, and watched the rest knowing that I was no longer ashy. 😂

[@gdhaney136]

I didn't pause because I have lotion sitting right here at my desk. ;)

[@bemigho]

​@@gdhaney136PAUSE

[@steven95N]

@@bemigho I'm black, my desk lotion is for moisturization in the morning and beating my meat in the evening. There's no shame in it. As long as you keep your Kleenex/napkins stocked, also. Sometimes you have to get that first one out after work so you can be a better "Performer" for the wife.

[@kev792]

@@gdhaney136 Dang you're a little too ready with the lotion. Using it for occasions other than your face, aye? lol 😂

[@awelch31]

@@kev792I have lotion at my desk at work, in my car, and 2 bottles at home at almost all times. Then again, I’m black. You should try it. Like he said, you have skin in other places. The fact that you went there tells me your race, lol.

[@OGJessie]

factual. and lotion isn't referring to sun screen.

[@steven95N]

Some sunscreens are also lotions but not all. You have to read the fine print/ingredients. In fact, some actually recommend applying a small amount of lotion before the SPF because it may dry out your skin.

[@activistbook3809]

Awww It's so cute you think Lotion is just for sunny days 😫 Black people been using lotion daily for millennia Great reaction tho!! 🙏🏾✨

[@derred723]

as a black person the lotion thing is 100% true. We moisturize from a young age cause our skin gets ashy from the flaky dead cells. And i'm talking "lotion" not "sunscreen". Two different things. Black people often walk around with small jar of moisturizing lotion. It's entirely normal. Cause when your skin get's dry the flakes do show up all white and chalky on your skin. We hate that and it's 100% true we make fun of our black friends when they get ashy. That is the reference in the Dave Chappelle skit with the characeter "Ashy Larry." That's really more a reference for black folk in his tv audience. Interesting, now on to sunscreen, I've also worn sunscreen since i was a child. Though it's a myth that black people don't burn they do it just takes like 8 hours of continuous sun exposure that you'll likely only get if you're working outdoor construction on a scorching day or you're a black kid outside in the 80s all summer. Do kids play outside now? lol. I think lotion, and not laying out to sunbathe does result in far less sun damage to our skin though. At least in the Western world. As an aside i once had a funny interaction with a guy at a bar when somehow this topic came up and we bet beers that this black lady none of us knew on the other side of the bar would have lotion on her if this guy asked. He lost the bet. She did. He had a laugh cause he never knew about black people and lotion. we were like 'i'm serious. Us black folk often carry lotion. I'm not making this up man! I bet if i ask that lady over there she probably has lotion." He bought my friend his next round.

[@ManeOuattara]

I agree with most of this comment, except for the burning. Unless you're a very light skinned black person, I don't think you're likely to burn. At a younger age I worked construction in the States, in the state of Oklahoma. In the summers it was as high as 118 F, and I worked from dawn to dusk. I never had any issue with burning. I also have never heard of any Africans or black Americans I know experiencing a sun burn.

[@originalsklaus]

Am black. Agree with most of what he is saying. Terms, elbows, knees. My mother(RIP) telling me, brothers and sisters to "put some lotion on" so we don't get "ashy". People would call you out if ashy. Figuratively speaking, after showering I will "dunk" myself in lotion (LOL). I lotion up from head to soles of feet. Otherwise my skin will sometimes get dry and want to get ashy. If I swim I will use baby oil afterwards. When I was younger, I also remember when they were using ant legs as attempts at hair replacement.

[@TheIcemanthomas]

Yessir. As a darkskinned man, walking around with lotion or knowing my friends have lotion on them is a must. Cause we get ashy so quick. I can put a shit ton of lotion on, walk outside and be right back ashy if it’s to dry or too cold outside. Gotta keep some lotion at all times 😂😂

[@TheIcemanthomas]

@@ManeOuattaraI definitely have had sun burn and I’m really dark. But it’s usually only in the lighter parts of my body like the bottom of my feet. I’ve also had issues with patchy skin that causes discoloration in sensitive areas from heat damage. Specifically the little bridge under my nose, my forehead, a small part on my chin, etc.

[@sopwithpuppy]

Back in the early 70's, my sister slipped on a drink spill on a dance floor and cut her eye brow pretty badly. I took her to hospital, and whilst we were waiting in the emergency department, she told me I'd have to take her contact out. I had no idea how someone else could do it, but she got me to fish through her handbag and pull out the case, and inside the storage case was a tiny little suction cup device. You had to squeeze the base like you would to insert an eye dropper into the liquid, then point it at her eye, gently touch the surface, and release the pressure so the suction cup "grabbed" her lens, make sure the eyelids are wide open, then pull it out.

[@samuraijack0876]

This ia one of Bill Burr's underrated bits and most of it is facts.

[@alishaharper5860]

I was drunk in my early twenties trying to remove a contact that wasn’t even in my eye. Like I kept trying! I didn’t want to pass out with them on. Come to find out, the contact actually fell on the floor because my eyes were so dry. Good times. I’m 46 now. I’m lucky I didn’t damage my eyeball!

[@rahbeat9785]

'heyy lets go sailing!' bruuuh im deaddd

[@arnoolve]

More Chapelle show skits and Greg Giraldo roasting celebrities. You’ll get a kick out of those topics.

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

Especially when he roasts known joke thief Denis Leary. To his face.

[@davidstenton4365]

*CONGRATS* On 40k you guys.!!! Gaynor your charming, Daz did good......

[@kenyonsgirl415]

Honestly moisturizing is something I had to learn about "on the streets" 😅😅 it was never even mentioned in my white family 🤣🤣

[@CanadaDan]

I had never seen Gaynor laugh as much as she did with that vid, it was great to see. Bill is one of the best imo, him and Dave Chapelle

[@windsorkid7069]

I love watching you guys.

[@NickInSanDiego]

My first contacts were hard contacts, wore them for 3-4 years before I switched to soft lenses. They were awful. I remember it felt like I had a pebble in my eye for the first 2-3 weeks before my eyes got used to them. The smallest piece of dust or debris would get in my eye and I would feel a sharp pain like someone stabbed me in the eye. And then, once in a while, when putting on or taking them off, if one accidentally slipped off the iris and stuck to the white of my eye, I swear it acted like a suction cup and was just stuck on there, would take 5-10 minutes to pry it off while my eye became bloodshot and bright red. So glad when I switched to soft lenses, since the switch I’ve never had any of those issues.

[@kev792]

Jesus that sounds horrible. A HARD contact?? That was actually a thing? I've worn the soft or regular ones before and right now i wear glasses. I'm thinking about going back to contacts though.

[@lazerx1828]

Same here. I remember falling asleep once with the hard ones in. When I woke up my eyes had gotten so dry that the contacts got stuck onto my eyeball, I had to put my open eyes under a faucet to get them wet enough to come out, a horror story!

[@dyoung3536]

I remember those things...was like putting a trash can lid in your eye.

[@SpDubb1995]

Haha I can only wear hard contacts. Soft, glasses and laysek won't work for my condition. I hate them so much lol. It's so true the slightest bit of dust makes it feel like a whole toothpick. I've adjusted and am used to them but still. Only have 1 pair and they're 250 a pop. I had perfect vision till I was 15 n lost it in 2 months. Don't take good vision for granted lol.

[@edoyama8213]

I used eye plungers to take them off.

[@lordkiesor22]

Yup. I grew up using either coconut oil, aloe vera gel, or shea butter. 35 years and still ingrained in me. Great reaction ladies. 👍🏾😁

[@johncassles7481]

Contac lenses 101: I've had hard contacs for 15 years and the way you take them out is that you squeeze them out between your thumb and fore-finger. Not placing your fingers directly on the eye. Putting your thumb and fore-finger on your upper and lower eye lids, you stretch your eye lids completely open so that they trap the contac's edges. Then as you squeeze your fingers together it pops out the contac.

[@gailw415]

I never finish a bath or shower without moisturizing my skin after. I live in California so in the summers I’ll use lotion or coconut oil or shea oil since it’s lighter. In the winter when it’s cold I go old school with cocoa butter or shea butter. It paid off. Now I’m over 60 and I have no wrinkles or crows feet. People often think I’m 40

[@garyi.1360]

Some people can just pop them out, or like you said using a bit of hydro bond. But there's also a little suction cup you can use. Hard contacts are still used for astigmatism and other issues.

[@brodiebruce69]

Anyone else think Soph looks like Keira Knightley when she laughs/smiles? Great video as always ladies. keep up the great work :) Your family rocks!

[@hmatende]

I LOVE SOPHIE

[@Tim_Nilsson]

Hard contact lenses are still in use because they can help with some issues like for an example keratoconus (thinning of the cornea). In that case a so called "scleral lens" which is larger and supported by the sclera (the white of the eye) will be used instead of a "normal" lens which is supported by the cornea. I've myself never used a hard lens but I've used soft lenses for the last 17 years or so. I absolutely prefer it over glasses.

[@1stsharkb8]

I cant live without coco butter

[@leahgibbs88]

I got glasses when I was in 1st grade. When i was in 4th grade the eye dr. Wanted to put me in gas permeable (semi hard) contacts. My mom thought I'd was only so I would look better w/o glasses, so she decided not to do it. By the time my next appt came, my eyes had changed drastically. The dr then started, "This is why I wanted to put her in these specific contacts they help prevent the eye from changing. " My mom them got me contacts. They are the smaller type and I remember feeling like I was daunting. I wrote them for dental years. Later I switched to soft contacts. Once I tried going back, but they have me headaches. I did have lasik, but users later my eyes changed again and now I'm back to contacts.

[@austinverlinden2236]

I had trouble with getting close to my eye to put contactss in for about 1 week, but after that i began to trust the process and myself. No more automatic flinching

[@Mainecoonlady.]

Wore hard contact lens for years before soft lens came out. They were actually glass. To get them out you just have to blink fast and they pop out. That’s why we always ended up crawling around on the floor. They’d pop out at any time you darted your eye. They also dried out your eyes and if you wore them too long they stuck and would scratch the cornea. That’s why I switched to soft lens.

[@Bl4ckheart]

I wore hard contact lenses for about two years. You insert them about the same as soft ones and you can pull them out easily. I just gently put my finger on it and it stuck to the finger and just I pulled them out (you can do the same with soft ones, just make sure to have dry finger, if it's MOIST it won't stick :D). The problem was more about actually wearing them, they weren't as comfortable as soft ones of course.

[@marcellasmerer1198]

I used to take my friends contacts out for her when we were drunk and high 😄

[@ananthakrishnan4754]

*The hard contact lenses are much more comfortable than soft ones as it is smaller in size and kind of floats on a cushion made our of tears* * And people applied it and removed it using a plunger*

[@BasD]

I tried semi permeable contacts in the late 80s (growing up in Europe) and hated them, they were so uncomfortable and i still couldn't see as well as with my glasses. I actually had a small plunger like device that i had to use to take them out. Glad i finally had LASIK surgery a few years ago. BTW oh hi Soph.

[@margaretsimmons1598]

I had hard contact lenses back in the 70s when I was a teenager and you hold your eye open and touch the contact your eye and it would stick to your eye when you took it out you would pull at the outside corner of your eye and blink, and it would pop out. Back in the 80s a guy that I worked with had hair plugs and they wrapped his head in gauze the top of his head and sent him on his way. Well when he was driving home his car broke down and he walked to someone’s house, and the lady answered the door, and he told her his car had broke down. Could he use her phone to call someone and she called the police on him because she thought he had escaped from a mental institution😂

[@TheCAB207]

My wife is Scottish irish.....she burns if it rains hahhaa 😂

[@billofalltrades2633]

Hahahaha great reaction

[@Michellefeltzer-hd4mq]

Yep, baby oil was a big thing in the 80s

[@hughjass1835]

Gets a bit dicey in 69 though

[@mintjulius275]

Ive worn glasses since i was like 13. I cant do contact cause i cant handle eye things. I cant open my eyes under water or put in eye drops, i definitely cant put on contacts

[@victormolina3601]

😂🤣 "I couldn't put me finger in me eye" THAT'S HILARIOUS and u don't even know it. It's nice tho. Not a bad thing.

[@douglaslucas4236]

Gas-permeable hard lenses are easier to get out and soft ones. Typically I would just pull on the edge of the corner of my eye, and the lens would release and come out. Soft lenses you have to fold to get out. But if you did get a piece of dust underneath them, it really did hurt.

[@Jedicake]

Contact lens freak me out. I've been happy with glasses for 25 years

[@Sunset553]

Sophie, hard lenses are much smaller than soft lenses. For both types, I think the recommended method is to wet your finger with saline. The lens will stick to your finger then, instead of your relatively drier eye. Folding the soft lens is another way, but risks damaging the lens or your eye if there’s no lens there.

[@SophieVictoria.]

Thank you, I definitely didn’t know that 😊

[@rons3634]

I had contacts back in the 80s. The hard ones. You had to remove them every night or they would really mess up your eyes. You put a little saline solution on your fingers and touch the lens and you could pull it out. I stopped wearing them because I couldn't stand putting a finger in my eye anymore.

[@jaykay3784]

This and the sports/Hitler bit are my favorite Bill Burr stand up.

[@xwhogafx815]

Hard contacts are way easier to deal with the soft ones are the ones that try and go behind your eyes 👀 😮😊

[@melissawilliams6324]

That is why black women look 25 at 55😳

[@furypulseavp6121]

I just got off work 🎉 time to walk the dog 💀

[@shanedesselle2590]

I like Manchester and would gladly move there for you, Soph!

[@Chris-jn2pk]

Can you even lose with a Bill Burr video I haven't seen one that wasn't absolutely hilarious

[@lamontwilliams4172]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@eva_pilot]

*i still don't use lotion lol* i proly should but it makes me feel greasy n oily like I'm a french fry lol

[@Chumley73]

GAY: One word....just one word. Are you listening? LASIX😁

[@Latnman101]

Ah ya le agare. Bartolo quedo sin pelo! Ja ja ja!! El gato que estaba en la clinica.

[@plnkfloydian7814]

I don’t use sunscreen because I sweat a lot and it just becomes a mess and makes it hard to see with it always making it’s way in my eyes

[@trevorlambert4226]

Hard contact lenses are still very much a thing. Ironically, when soft lenses first came out, they were less healthy than the hard contact lenses. Hard lenses were gas permeable, soft ones were not. You were very limited in how long you were supposed to wear them per day, something like 8 hours. That's not even long enough to get you through a work or school day. Nowadays, they have gas permeable soft lenses. But hard lenses still have a sizeable market share, including orthokeratology lenses which you wear at night that reshape your eyes so you can see without lenses during the day. As for how you get them out, most people can get them out by pulling on the corner of their eyelid and blinking. That never works for me, so I use a little silicone suction cup for removal.

[@xwhogafx815]

Sophie is soo pretty

[@jmorris7934]

I've noticed most women dont like the word ' moist '...😂

[@kurtrobertson495]

💯😆

[@emes1845]

It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again 😱🤪!

[@obstreperoushoard7563]

"made from scratch" or "nooks and crannies"

[@isaiahbaggett5014]

You learn from a very young age to take care of your skin as a black person. If you don't, and you go to school ashy, you are made fun and will catch hell from other black kids. It's also a sign that you are not taken care of at home if you have bad hair/ashy skin - it's a reflection of your family and living situation - broken hair/skin = broken home.

[@slagwill5599]

Grandma used to put Vaseline all on the face - shiny as hell!

[@user-pp5in1im4x]

Moist is that word for me.

[@briandonovan1584]

Ointment.

[@marine5480]

Lotion makes you moist

[@jamesdakrn]

There's a reason why Korean-Koreans look a loot younger in general than Korean Americans. Lotion and Korean moms would never let you get out of the house without sunscreen

[@SotonSam]

Maggot and maggots is a word I hate lol

[@jonathongrossl4636]

I have contact lenses. You just pull/squeeze it off. You bend it cuz you have to grab it to remove it.

[@michaelwatson266]

Lots of women I know hate the words moist, and ointment 🤗

[@BillColeExperience]

Many people cannot stand a particular word. Meal and patty for me

[@ok-4726]

Meal, meat It's like just say dinner/ lunch or beef/pork/chicken its like the same amount of syllables

[@renx81]

Weirdos. Language is language, everything you project unto it is your own personal BS. You should work on that instead of blaming "words".

[@SilvanaDil]

As Joan Rivers used to joke about Gloria Vanderbilt: "She's had her face lifted and pulled too tight. She looks like someone gave her an enema with a vacuum cleaner."

[@redmint4894]

Hard contacts, you'd pull lightly on the side of your eye and those suckers would pop right out. In fact, that was one of the biggest problems with them, they popped out all the time. Also they could get trapped BEHIND your eyes. Seriously. And they could cut your eyes! Also they didn't allow enough oxygen to your pupil. Come to think of it, hard contact lenses were just a big mistake all around.

[@heywoodjablowme8120]

Rectum. Ace and Gary were always close friends until one night somebody stepped over the line and that's what rectum.

[@hughjass1835]

Rectum? Damn near killed em!!

[@JustayoungBBCliving]

The whole thing about lotion is true every black kid remembers looking shiny going to school, because our moms made us look shiny😂😂😂 being ashy you we’re going to get bullied

[@christianjag9168]

Chocolate brown 💀

[@DelarryCarter]

The hard contacts were just stiffer

[@user-wn8mg2jh1d]

I am of Puerto Rican decensent and dark complexion whereas my kids are very fair I use lotion they do not

[@moeknight6494]

Tell me u dont use lotion without telling me u dont use lotion

[@joetheplumber2970]

Gaynor, is a cutie, there i sad it. 😁

[@yangeugenendikam1740]

Ladies remember some of us came here to watch bill and when you become too chatty, it bores us.

[@michaeldowson6988]

Wasn't a problem for our ancestors, when we didn't live past the age of 50.

[@raymondsmith5054]

U guys don't say lotion in England u say cream

[@7ru]

What word does Gaynor use to describe the neck area at 6:23?

[@earlonaweary9155]

Décolletage.

[@7ru]

@@earlonaweary9155 Thanks, I've never heard that word before.

[@calm713]

Can I ask what is the relationship between Gaynor and Sophie? Daughter in law?

[@zuzo3970]

i dont think from england ¨

[@iTzDeyo]

Idt they know how much/often black people put body lotion on or even the fact the joke was about body lotion, not sunscreen lol

[@Andres64B]

Is there any better smell than coconut suntan oil on a girl on the beach? I don't think so.

[@bboyshotty]

..is Gaynor not Sophies Mom?

[@limeygg]

No

[@limeygg]

Watch getting to know us in January

[@amycarcaterra8177]

sebastian maniscalo is so funny

[@hughjass1835]

I want to see Gaynor's tan lines 😍😍😍

[@joshuaseymour5714]

Polo stop

[@kenmorgan316]

Hey ladies, can I be your black American friend? ❤

[@likhomandoza6657]

No, don't be weird.

[@renx81]

Having specific words bother you is what children do. It's time to grow up, ladies.

[@metros269]

MOIST

[@HomieDaClown.]

no she didn't call herself chocolate brown LMAO that is literally a "black" person complexion

[@zuzo3970]

i think u lie

[@tomfoolery342]

This channel is so refreshing without Aidan. Thanks.....

[@dennisdasilva4225]

Y’all talk to much done watching y’all videos

[@Lunacy-vj8wg]

Both of them look delicious

[@johnfive2440]

Your grandma and needs to stop telling stories, especially those that aren't relevant