Britney Spears Book, Jiujitsu, Black Ventriloquist, Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

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[@aqua1985rius]

You make my world so much better with every set! 😂

[@Yasminescookingshow]

Good stuff Josh. I'm watching you from Virginia. I'm Haitian and a huge fan of In Living Color skits about Caribbean people. That show and Martin were my intro to Black American culture. I would love to see your funny take on Caribbean people in NY. I lived there for 9 years before I moved to Virginia for the military. You are absolutely amazing!! Your story telling reminds me of Bill Bellamy.

[@360.Tapestry]

you're killing it, josh. the consistency will pay off

[@andrewwood6026]

Coming to portland anytime soon?

[@atlienfasho]

You’d better STOP talking about my creepy kid!!! That heads down face is TOTALLY my son’s mad face!!! 😂I 😂

[@sessasidney]

What is more impressive is that he does what Late Night shows needs an entire team of writers to do. He alone get the trending news and make an act on it... Dude is AWESOME

[@temitopeej8407]

He is very talented and he has honed his craft over the years. He was a writer on The Daily Show from 2017 and he previously was a writer and performer on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. He toured with Trevor Noah on his Loud & Clear tour for several years. The guy has been around for a minute.

[@MUTHANNGAwaTSHITIRINGO]

They should give him that Daily Show spot

[@shreddbunnie]

He was a Daily show writer

[@copiumkiller]

And then there is improvisation, coming up with jokes within seconds. Honestly, "Whose line is it anyway" in average have made me laugh much often than late night shows BY A WIDE MARGIN.

[@Wynter_Heat]

Facts!!! He made it his own❤

[@andreareddorkinghood1371]

Cutting the ribbon on a race you didn't run deserved way more laughs than the crowd gave you

[@Sienisota]

Absolutely. It was hilarious!

[@Yazarastsu]

It is hilarious but I just gotta say if you spend 9 months getting up at 3am to go on a journey to get something that you shouldn’t be able to get at that time to come back with it for it to become another journey and being greatly loved when you return till later that day being threatened to getting your head ripped off, should be able to do something 😂 just saying

[@erikaarnold4780]

💯 I agree! GENIUS!😂

[@keenanweind1780]

The father ran the first leg of the race...

[@penelopeanne79]

Totes!!!😂

[@angryface01]

JiuJitsu: the gentle art of folding clothes with people in them. Being a white belt forever is normal. Farting when another person is folding you like origami paper, also normal. Sucking at JiuJitsu, totes normal.

[@alovecolour]

😂😂😂😂

[@miha_ity]

I was White Belt for like 4-5 years, until one evening some guy that goes to the same bjj gym started some shiet at the bar, and we both agreed to go outside on the grass and duke it through jj. Thing is he was a good purple, and I was preparing myself for sleepy time honestly, but we ended up chest to chest with him on top, and through instinct I went for a Ezekiel and grabbed the shirt too and hugged him so tight I almost blacked out myself...I felt him go limp and just scooted out from under him. After he came back we were drinking buddies. Two days later, I go to jj class and in front of everyone, the teacher started scolding me so hard and swearing and getting like red face, and then he ends it with "...so congratulations, you earned yourself the blue belt" and like the 6'2 220lbs 37yrs old man that I am, I cried like a lil girl in front of like 20people. IMO it's better to be a white belt for 10 years than no belt at all, just like it's better to be the last guy in kickboxing class, than the guy who just passes by...

[@mrarmaggedon31415926]

@@miha_ity yo that's incredible and I could absolutely see the blackbelts doing that

[@mlladavynauckland1622]

My kids do bjj, someone did a loud fart in their class and one of the dads called it out, it started a landslide of fart allegations, as it turns out some people have a rep for farting and everyone's been keeping a tally 😅🤢

[@davidbarnwell6180]

@@miha_ity So there is no testing procedure in jujitsu?

[@aaramccrory1987]

As a mother I can confirm how creepy kids can be at times. My son has so much conviction that our house is haunted it is truly unnerving. I am ready to smudge the house 😂

[@callmecharlie99]

Kids can see things we can't. You might want to do that smudging soon.

[@KLmoxie]

Might want to move houses!!! That’s not even funny

[@erikaarnold4780]

It can’t hurt 😶‍🌫️👀

[@carrington2949]

Didn’t you watch The Haunting episodes? The ghosts be kicking the sh1t out of the kids and the parents still don’t believe them until a full on possession takes place. Believe that child. 😂

[@Bachconcertos]

Rebuke the demons in the name of Jesus.

[@cjpietropinto9293]

Lmao! Ive been married 21 years and YES!!! Being married is having someone to say "i love you, no matter what. But stop doing That." 😂

[@dszk1990]

I love when Josh Johnson does the thing where he goes from smile to neutral to smile to neutral (...) fast, that's when you know he's cooking some shit.

[@realbrooklyn2093]

Slappy joke loading

[@JLF201]

Oh yeah. That flickering smile that's like, "here comes the best line, I gotta say it, hold it together."

[@liamevans7661]

Agreed its like he’s trying not to laugh bc he knows he’s hilarious lol

[@liamevans7661]

Agreed its like he’s trying not to laugh bc he knows he’s hilarious lol

[@Nayo68]

I dont like that....to me looks too rehearsed....and more when he does it too many times.

[@lanasinapayen3354]

I wish only one thing: don't burn out Josh! Every artist I know who used to put tons of good content out all the time burned like a candle and had to take like 5 years rest. Take care of yourself!

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

Agree

[@RCRyan76]

Agree. He is awesome

[@nicoleowens2318]

He clearly enjoys it, and the fact that he's often at the same spot shows that it's probably local and convenient for him. It's like a news show, it takes work but if you enjoy it and you're trying to get wider exposure, and create a lot of content, he's doing it. I'm so proud of him. It's going to get him a lot more views posting new content frequently. If he can do that from near his house, sweet. Why not? When you love what you do it gives you life, not take it away. I'd agree if he were touring all year, but that does not seem to be the case.

[@marielcolley5656]

Doing something you love can burn you out. Specially creative content like comedy and preforming. We are not saying he should stop, more like he should pace himself. So that he is healthy.

[@alovecolour]

Katt Williams always has new content, Trevor Noah, Tony Baker, Corey Holdcomb etc...

[@DavoneRice]

"this could've been a text message if I'm being honest with you" 😂😂

[@tommyelthomas]

"He's not even in the top 30." hahahaha

[@AT.inbetween]

dont text me Willie!

[@madoldbatwoman]

2am, woken up by pain again. Ahh but here's sweet, funny, Josh to illuminate this dark and chilly hour. Thank goodness he's such a hard worker, always delivering.

[@kui_maina]

Babe whats going on?

[@madoldbatwoman]

@@kui_maina Oh I've just lived too long, went and got old 'n crumbly. Do yoga kids!

[@kathleensullivan4547]

😢I'm so sorry 🙏 I too am in that club 😢❤

[@madoldbatwoman]

@@kathleensullivan4547 Hey, and we both have Josh as a wee bright spot

[@lesleyd2448]

I can relate 😢 Recently found Josh..he’s a blessing 💜👏

[@richjokes]

How does this man generate so much content every week?

[@denisedecman2912]

Yeahhh love it and for free 😮

[@corvacopia]

He used to write for The Daily Show

[@richjokes]

​@corvacopia I...know...but there's a BIG difference between writing as part of a team and writing 15 minutes of new standup a WEEK...Dude is a beast with the pen...

[@theresagomez2605]

​@@richjokeshis delivery is on point too

[@richjokes]

I'm LITERALLY starting to follow his example and write bits on current events...dude is an inspiration...

[@pocketrocket1995]

When they ask my husband, if he wanted to cut the cord when my daughter was born, my husband replied to the doctor…’ I paid for full service. I expect full service no way in hell I am cutting anything.’

[@janethoward2155]

😂😂😂Yes Girlll🎉

[@smeagol1210]

My husband didn’t want to cut the cord either. He said, “No,thank you. “ He said I didn’t want to.

[@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819]

LMAO 😂🤣

[@janethoward2155]

@@pocketrocket1995 😂🤣😂

[@alisaurus4224]

When we were in birth prep class, one of the other dads was STRESSED about cutting the cord because he didn’t want to give his kid a weird bellybutton. We explained that’s not how it works 😂

[@Mah-LonCreativity]

Josh got to be one of the funniest people on earth right now. Don't you agree?

[@rockymountainfoothills]

Agreed

[@GOODINTENTIONS_HEALING]

Yesss

[@Qui-Dad-Jinn]

Absolutely!

[@jessicagirts3250]

100%

[@opheliamunroe1110]

Are you starting a Josh Johnson cult 😐

[@1c2h3e4u5n6g]

Josh NEEDS to be hosting the Daily Show

[@janeeyre1990]

It's so stressful Don't wish that on him He's a sweet guy, he needs his rest

[@heyheyNow]

Nah, Roy Wood Jr ❤

[@kmxbmx]

⁠@@heyheyNowRoy Wood Jr would absolutely be my first choice, but daily show already told him he wasn’t getting the gig and he left. Josh is definitely my next favorite option though!

[@Roaming725]

Oh no, he deserves better!

[@Coloradiohead]

But I like that he isn’t so political. That show creates a political audience division polarity.

[@aplaceinthestars3207]

The jiujitsu story made me laugh so hard! The awkwardness was so intense it felt extra good to laugh about it.

[@amazing3868]

😂

[@sunnysunflowers328]

I love that grin he tries to hold back right before he says the punchline. Makes me grin and start giggling in advance, lol

[@Therese-1001]

Same!😂

[@Christina-Claire]

Love the Britney take. Funny not making fun of. ❤

[@speccothy]

Oh he knew she was about to spit some fucking fire in that book. It needs to be heard

[@evirgil84]

Wow this is such a great quote: “When you laugh you’re letting yourself be yourself.” Thanks Josh!

[@dimestorepoet]

Why does this man not have more specials. Hes by far one of the most eloquent, hysterical, and hard working comedian ive ever seen.

[@kathybell6268]

"Before you know it you are that weird guy" just about killed me

[@Confundrum]

When Josh uploads I forget about my problems for a little while

[@GOODINTENTIONS_HEALING]

Thought it was just me! So appreciate you sharing your sets with us...Love ur comedy... Love to laugh!!💞

[@HoneyPot624]

Same!

[@KomalNirwan]

We all do, that is the reason we all have subscribed to his channel.

[@JustWhattaRuLookinAt]

Same… When Josh uploads, my brain takes a break from worrying about heavy school/work deadlines and bills to pay rofll 💀

[@83osoy]

❤️

[@bernieheartdragon1888]

You understand being a human more than any human I’ve ever heard in my life. 😂😂😂😂😂 “my tampon! “ what the actual….I freaking love you so much. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@beenassoo]

he looks more confident and more expressive here than his previous bits. idk why but i feel really proud of him, he has come long way and finally he is reccieving th attention he deserves

[@Kcali111]

The way you say "WILD" in exclamation of certain situations always cracks me up. Also your mannerisms and ability to cover multiple topics in a comical fashion is top notch.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I remember this one time Josh didn’t kill it on stage.. Wait, wait, that’s NEVER happened! Keep killin em brother

[@korganrocks3995]

I've seen it happen a couple of times. Of course, that was while I was watching clips of him on a podcast, so he was only killing the host!

[@kellidinit3725]

😂😂my dad would always call me “hon” right before he broke someone’s death to me. Every time he called me hon, I knew my day was gonna get bad real quick. I’d give anything to hear him call me “hon” again though.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

💙

[@lesley5380]

🕊

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

❤

[@SakuraMoonflower]

Aww, I'm so sorry for your loss. 😢❤🎉

[@nikkidcoe]

❤

[@StanisStandUp]

Weekly 20 minute sets? This man is a force of nature

[@neiel1]

Wow. Josh just unlocked another level to his comedy. Maybe a combination of the crowd & him (as always) testing new material, this set was non stop

[@bellefleur6300]

“Some good Christian sleep” 🤣

[@Grace-ms7un]

I need that on my pjs

[@lianekawasaki143]

“You about to sleep forever” killed me😂😂😂

[@clairehodgson621]

Dude is awesome!! I love the low energy vibes and story-telling. Not cheap shots of making fun of the audience. Josh Johnson is the one to watch.

[@YakThaWiseman72]

"Okay, I'm done with jiu jitsu, I'm just gon buy a gun"😂😂😂😂

[@squee599]

"Anybody wanna pretzel me, they can catch this lead!"

[@dannymac6368]

Josh so little he leanin up against an empty mic stand. 😂

[@cjpietropinto9293]

Anyone can. He's standing on the bottom plate.

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

AHHHHAAAAA.... You are the reason he is getting swollen now😂😂

[@stocktraderaid3553]

That got me too! How much does the mic stand weigh?😂

[@RyanDarian]

For the love of god, give this guy a week on the daily show STAT

[@CrazyJodice]

Cutting the finish tape on a race you didn’t run😂💀

[@Innamoramento9]

The Black Ventriloquist part had me choking with laughter. oh my God, it's true!

[@jashanestone]

How we always hit "like" when we haven't even or heard anything it yet? Because? We fuck with Josh.. 👍🏼 🤷🏽‍♂️ 😅😅

[@staynlesjl]

Pause

[@rockymountainfoothills]

🎉

[@snacking5908]

Facts

[@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797]

It saves time. We already know it's gonna be good. 😊

[@MissJoy16]

Thank you for the reminder!

[@James-cs3vc]

I know he said Collin Farrel, but my brain pictured Will Ferrel and now I'm deeply hurt we don't live in the version of the multiverse where Will Ferrel was absolutely tearing up Britney Spears. I think that version of the multiverse is a lot more chill than ours.

[@kathymisuraca5047]

Same

[@marcelladillard3556]

Me, too.

[@anyasviews8415]

I heard Colin Firth 😢

[@JLF201]

I couldn't think who Collin Ferrel was. The closest my brain got was Conan O'Brien.

[@Grace-ms7un]

​@@anyasviews8415 i am instantly imagining britney in pride and prejudice 😂

[@theglem4]

It has been so great having him upload his stand-up regularly. It is so refreshing to have that pick-me-up every so often.

[@meryla.l.8245]

Literally Josh’s KZbin clips are what I watch when I want to be entertained lately.

[@rio197]

I get it now. Josh is a story-teller kind of comedian and I appreciate him for it

[@EllaGP22]

I couldn’t stop laughing for a good 10 mins when I heard “there’s a thin line in Jiu-Jitsu between getting submitted and getting fucked” 😭😭

[@dontestarr5781]

Netflix stop trippin and give this man a special or two!!!

[@devotae]

Kids whispering in the dark about nightmares was so creepy and hit home hard. I laughed my ass off. 😂

[@matgrades]

Josh is a killer. He deserves more recognition🎙🍻👍🏼

[@mrsetamayple]

This man is dropping good content every week, that’s insane 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Lady.Thirteen]

“Cutting the finish line tape on a race he didn’t run”😂 🤣

[@teamlovepanda]

Josh using all of his unmarried energy for comedy and it's GOLD!! 👏🏽👏🏽

[@Windsbag]

Josh is right. I just turned 49 last month, I am still single, and I am not doing well.😅

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Man, I feel you. I turned 41 this year; decided a few years ago to be single and just handle my business. And now I’m thinking I stayed single too long. Got comfortable in my aloneness, stuck in my ways. There’s times I think about how nice it’d be to have a partner to share the good stuff with and help handle the rest, but then I look around and there’s just not many people I can think about seeing every day. But maybe there’s still hope for us. Good luck brother

[@chosenlight7289]

​@@Tonyhouse1168hey this is for you and John ! You both are right we're you need to be! No rush! Plenty of life left to live! Do t let loneliness drive you to get a nut case. If you have good credit made sure she does! If you don't have kids and you don't want to be with a woman that does don't! We are at the age where we should have things so don't date a bum of a woman that wants and needs you to take care of them. Make sure she has her own! I am a woman so this is from a woman's mouth. I would rather be lonely then linked with a bum. Y'all have plenty of time and yes! Be picky!! Nothing wrong with it 😄

[@jshyoungblood]

You'll be fine but remember you can't capture someone and retreat to your hole with them. Gotta get out there and interact, create relationships, push through the urge to turn inward and share yourself.

[@Fitingbros101]

I feel you man. Should’ve taken Bill Burrs advice. Cant stay single too long or it’ll tarnish your personality. But if you wait too long it becomes almost impossible to get a gf anyway. Heres to luck then 🎉

[@calvthomas6153]

I love his voice. Makes the jokes and punch lines even funnier🤣

[@CarolShook-yg9nn]

I agree 😅

[@cerajo2706]

Lmao when he says, "this could've been a text message if I'm being serious." Omg 😅

[@weRarmy_weRBL]

He can make me laugh every-single-time!...Every time I click on one of his videos, I know at one point I'm gonna cry as I'm laughing so hard...the jiu-jitsu bit and the cutting the ribbon, did it for me on this one.

[@zaywatkins1742]

Don’t lie! Y’all got rankings! Never heard truer words😭

[@suzanchristiaanse8972]

Josh Johnson is where I got my news now

[@cyberartsy]

Thank you, KZbin algorithm, for introducing me to Josh! Solid talent. Subbed and can’t wait to see you live!

[@karinak09]

“I’ll make you sleep forever” really got me 💀💀

[@BairMendoza]

Josh is incredible for putting full sets online and not just crowd work. I spat out my cornflakes at the visualization of him shouting, “MY TAMPON!” at the club. 😂😂😂

[@bpchongo-.-]

This guy has me hooked for about a week, he’s too funny so down to earth with his comedy 🎉

[@marjuraudne8862]

Josh Johnson is black belt in comedy! scary good. I wish I was a network exec

[@GreenAntennas]

"I just brown-belted myself! 🤣

[@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819]

That one was good 😂🤣😂🤣

[@stephaniem9335]

You just covered my whole family in one stand up I love you Josh!!!

[@jonnaphillips7124]

In the order I loved them? OMG I CACKLED! 😂😂😂

[@craigmerkey8518]

🔥 IDK how he comes up with these intellectual and self aware performances!

[@themaggattack]

I saw him in an interview and he said he basically processes the things he talks about in counseling into his comedy.

[@gailsmith938]

You are an absolute joy! Going through a dark season, but came across this video. Can't stop laughing.😂😂😂. Thank you, and God bless!

[@Flybabyfish]

Josh Johnson’s released more gold!🤩👏 my favorite comedian Love from laffayette Louisianna!!⚜️🐊

[@rare2find0918]

Josh you are HILARIOUS! Can't wait until you announce your next stand up special!

[@tshiamokungwane7039]

"i would like the people that i love to die in order i love them in" 🤣🤣🤣it takes someone talented to make something that dark to be funny.

[@jimmylin7233]

DUUUUUDE That BJJ story is TOO REAL BRO. Every martial artist worth their salt has farted explosively during a sparring session. I, however, habitually play my ass trumpet during the stretching exercises. I guess that's where all my 49-year-old single unmarried energy is going hahahaha

[@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819]

LMAOOOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣

[@vedadalsette1453]

You've become my favorite comedian over the past year. Love watching your clips.

[@ThatzMzMJ]

LMAO! I did Jiu-Jitsu back in 2019 and I got rolled by a 15-year-old as well 😂😂😂

[@Killerwale-hk4wy]

I did Judo (the most "huggy" martial art) and went in the "big" group at 12. Way earlier than is normal because I got too big, too fast. By 13 I was 6'3 and by 14 I had reached my final height of 6'5. I wasn't the skinny tall, I was like 225lbs I hit puberty early and had a pretty deep voice and was hairy as hell (which OMG I hate so much). So I was this very strong kid, but I still had the training of a 12 year old. So I was out there getting choked out by black belts and honestly I kind of liked fighting way better oponents. I eventually got better and was really motivated to get better.

[@steggopotamus]

I've been incidentally bumping into a lot of comments from tall guys from when they were young teens and it's been so enlightening. Learning about The mismatch experience between emotional/mental maturity, and experience vs their physical attributes has helped me understand guys a little better. So thanks for sharing, internet strsnger.

[@Noodlyk18]

Yo my dude is pumping out new and topical hilarious material so often, goddamn man someone get him a special

[@nordicpink]

Willie wasn’t dead!!! Now I’m dead!!!😂😂😂

[@mollyrodrigues7139]

Lol 86 gummies deep!

[@semaj1077]

This guy has new material every week. Incredible

[@willsx2]

Another great set! Josh is getting even funnier.

[@Roaming725]

Thank you so much for blessing us with all this laughter!

[@foxinthesnow1917]

Omg I rarely like stand up but I can't get enough of this dude

[@maryrosekent8223]

I’m so happy I never got married-I was engaged for a brief bit of time, but once my fiancé made my grandmother cry, it was over.

[@mayasl1339]

Josh was on fire in this session! What a repertoire! comedy at its finest ✨✨✨

[@vickinoeske1154]

I love this guy. He's like your funniest childhood friend. Only better.😊❤

[@terric.5022]

I found you earlier this week and I love your comedy! You are a Superstar😂

[@williamalexander7481]

😂 you made tonight better. Thank you

[@JustHereForCats]

When he sat down and hoisted up his leg 😂😂 Omg sir, you are too much 😭

[@nordicpink]

Love this guy. He’s so funny.

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

2:27 😭 that happened to me as a kid. I was trying to tuck my dad in for bed like they do to kids in the movies and mf woke up swinging. He grabbed and shook me and I think punched me? I dont remember exactly. All i know is that at the end he was crying into my shirt and Im consoling him 😭

[@eliasmg9144]

Damn

[@avataraarow]

Man this is one of your best ones and they’ve all been fire recently😂 killing it man love your stuff

[@AVV369]

Thankful for the weekly dose of laughter therapy with Josh Johnson 😁the neck-sniffing bits were weirdly tantalizing 😂

[@coolbeans5911]

"unmarried energy"😭😭😭😭😭

[@gabeflame7803]

I’m Jiu Jitsu, you gotta let go of your ego, that’s one of the greatest lessons in it

[@avwise4565]

Always thought he should have been the successor to Trevor, but Josh is best when he is not under the horrible scrutiny that the DS trolls leveled on both previous hosts. Been a fan of Josh through his career, and appreciate the honesty and humor he brings to the stories in our mad mad world that we are all scratching our heads to comprehend! ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂!

[@CharronOliver]

Josh, you are paving the way for your own late night show! I love watching your videos, you're seriously funny. "A race he didnt even run" hilarious! Move over Falon.

[@jwvandegronden]

17:30 LOL The only black ventriloquist... An abomination! I don't know but of all the gold, that was the funniest bit of the entire set! Guy is a genius...

[@caitcc89]

Josh never misses 😂 I look forward to these videos every week!

[@wonderwalledit]

I laugh through the whole thing 😆😁. Josh, I wish for you all the best and success in the world! 💕

[@TheUselessbuthappy]

I have 4 kids. The amount of times ive woken up to a heart attack becuase one of my kids is standing over me staring is unreal.

[@RomiNa-wo6mu]

Oh my goddd this was realllyyy goood😂😂😂😂imma watch it again now

[@monberrii]

Honestly it’s been a long time since I’ve had someone make me laugh like this 😂 Keep it up love 💕

[@brownkemosabe]

Tonic for the soul, that's a Josh Johnson upload.

[@SLUBUG]

This guy is on another level now. He has found his stride. Love it!

[@officiallaurenbrown]

Literally so stoked to laugh