Brits Try Gross Student Cocktails

With the newest wave of UK students just starting their university journeys, we threw it back to our gross, cheap, student cocktails. Bring on Freshers Week!
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[@zakiry8634]

Basically shove anything what tastes like ass in lemonade and its cool

[@tiko5876]

Zakiry the acid in it does the trick.

[@reecemcdonald1776]

Feel personally attacked by the girl who said squash is for 5 year olds

[@michaelahowell1]

Reece Mcdonald lol my mum lives off it

[@xtcharmed]

is squash the orange juice????

[@ayeyuh232]

growing up, I realize that drinking responsible is more so about the price, not the amount consumed

[@conradlittler761]

I feel like these people only actually stopped making these drinks a year ago

[@user-tw9wn7xz7w]

You drink these mixes when a couple friends come over unplanned and there is nothing in the house.

[@proffesorDub]

Poor excuse for a snakey b without the blackcurrant cordial

[@stumpy0rhys]

lime is better

[@TEMILOLUWA99]

it tastes like shit without the cordial

[@aelthen874]

Like he said in the video it becomes a diesel if you put blackcurrant in, a snakebite is just lager and cider

[@lucyredburn3240]

That’s diesel 🤦‍♀️

[@creativeamerican8811]

Yeah, beer and cider without a red berry cordial is just a Tramps breakfast.

[@kotukumacky3299]

Black girl from the north with denim jacket just loves vodka

[@livadams1104]

but the most british drink is echo falls every 14 year old at a party like the makers of echo falls must of knew that drink is not gonna be drunk by 30 year olds

[@oxycodin2253]

No 14 Yr olds drink strongbow dark fruits sourz and wdk or if ur Welsh or Scottish any brand of whiskey cos they raging alcoholics

[@jethrowilkinson1998]

@@oxycodin2253 an then we moved onto voddy

[@NicoleLaurenBlake]

Literally, my mum would buy me WKDs or Caribbean Twists and I'd also steal a bottle of echo falls out the cupboard!

[@ebonycouley189]

I love the sheer surprise in the southerners trying the cheeky vimto hahah us northerners go the extra length

[@tiko5876]

Yknow I had no clue y’all self divided cultures kinda like the US does. I’m now on a mission to learn what the fuck the differences between y’all actually are.

[@hopeauman8433]

Ti ko haha I don’t know why but I love this comment.

[@sharonsplat]

I have to try this now! Never had this at uni!

[@abigat0r]

"who even drinks squash, it's weird"...I'm literally a grown ass adult sat here watching this drinking dilute orange hahaha

[@jackj2851]

I still find it weird some people call a W-K-D, ‘wicked’

[@chunkylass8671]

İt was always wicked back in the day lol. Think cos of the ads. Only in recent years have i called it WKD 😉

[@caitlinanderson9587]

Me n my friends call it wicked

[@derpimusmaximus8815]

I call it "shite".

[@arthurboytsov768]

Who tf calls it w-k-d

[@jackj2851]

Derpimus Maximus so do I ahaha

[@eilighbuckell7257]

Right, that's my University research done

[@mishb32]

They all need their Brit cards revoked as no one downed their drink or did a shot!!!!!!!

[@daniel.gardner5680]

mishb32 wat

[@hairybeermonster]

People have been handing those fucking things for years, dime a dozen

[@JamesTaylor117]

Yeh cus only Brits do shots and down pints, and only Northerners for that matter.. What a stupid stereotype There was 50/50 split of Northerners and Southerners anyway Dr Dan you melt

[@michaelh13]

Acting like freshers

[@alexgrame769]

English aren't good drinkers binch drinking on a night out is the shits night out

[@connorbranley5407]

Hope Americans try a cheeky vimto proper northerners drink

[@GhostOfRavenclaw]

So would it just be port and maybe UV blue?

[@kolewiththek]

So basically I box of Franzia Cabernet and 1 handle of UV blue would be the US college equivalent. Everything in excess in America am I right?

[@tiko5876]

Kole McKinley I have actually done that before though... Goddamn I love America.

[@jenniferchristian8115]

My friend calls squash and vodka together squadka x

[@TwelvetreeZ]

I want to hate it but I just can't, that's genius

[@MadSuperMonkey]

Jennifer Christian We just call it a Dirty Rob coz of Robinson’s

[@rebeccadench7105]

yeah we do gin and vimto and call it a ginto

[@jihming7270]

1:1 ratio of squash to vodka. No water.

[@brad7943]

Jennifer Christian your friend’s a wrongun

[@rebeccarosex4104]

For us scottish students it’s a venom, blue wkd, southern comfort, Vodka and orange juice 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[@yazpixi4801]

Rebecca Rose X we called it the hulk

[@pkjhm]

Few venoms and a wee half bottle a tonic to start the night off

[@sneakerhead6625]

i love how they kept saying drink responsibly when they are brits their talking to

[@lalideni]

Are we all just collectively choosing to not talk about how breathtaking the gentleman with the tattoos is? Cause I didn’t get that memo.

[@dbgoodwin3071]

he is so fucking beautiful

[@martincurrie6243]

Cheeky Vimto's is so good and will also turn your brain to liquid. You will feel it the next day. But it won't stop you doing it again.

[@KittykatBadger]

i used to make the dumb mistake of never using water for the vodka squash when i used squash rather than fresh and then using vodka as the dilution as well as the alcohol so instead of ending up with 1/3 vodka 2/3 orange it used to be about 1/4 orange 3/4 vodka it was LETHAL

[@DeanoMac]

1 bottle did 6 people .. that wouldn’t happen here in Ireland 😂

[@pinki6162]

You’re not kidding 😂

[@jonevans6446]

That would not happen where i am from we would need a bottle each

[@shak9558]

That isn't a good thing..

[@DeanoMac]

Oh it is believe me 😂

[@zakiry8634]

I mean they used glasses what's incorrect

[@dellzincht]

A couple from my student days: Smirnoff Ice + Guinness = Cheap Black Velvet One shot of Jagermeister poured into a bottle of Blue VK = Kola Cubes (like the sweets, seriously try it) Newcastle Brown Ale + Woodpecker cider = Geordie Pecker Lager + Smirnoff Ice = Turbo Shandy

[@thelord5895]

The classic tipple to get smashed, double vodka dark fruits

[@allisonyoung9371]

Not gonna lie, I've missed this format from buzzfeed.

[@TheHungryP0tat0z]

If you're from Scotland or Northern Ireland then you're straight on the Buckfast

[@qaesar09]

Keep er lit

[@erinmangata1876]

was looking for this comment

[@H5chi]

"You know its good when it burns"...my new life philosophy😂

[@unknownuser8084]

Once went to a housey where they made this weird mixture of Glenn's dark fruits echo falls rosé black tower and then whiskey probably the most horrible yet greatest invention ever got you pissed real quick

[@hannahc5822]

I think the vodka squash is meant to use vodka as the dilutent, so like 3/4 vodka 1/4 squash if you drink it with the water it takes a really long time to get drunk

[@melissamasson6165]

Where’s the vodka, Blackcurrant squash and lemonade

[@Jayderica]

“No student had this” Liiiiiies! Also where’s the Quad vod and redbull 😂

[@Chrissywoody]

Takes me back to quad vods with a WKD blue as a mixer before heading to a club 😍😍

[@VannyBranny]

At 1:26 she actually takes a fake sip and then grimaces 🤷‍♀️🤨😂

[@aaronjackson1875]

This is when I realised I’m one of the posh students.

[@aaronjackson1875]

And now I feel bad because I love squash.

[@_s_9920]

Majority of these people look like they only drank vodka mixed with fruity drinks in Uni and never learnt to drink an alcohol that actually tastes like alcohol.

[@gen5162]

My friends and I make Gatorade martinis: Gatorade, gin, and a little lemon twist to finish it off Absolutely disgusting, but it gets you drunk AND preemptively fights the awful hangover you’ll have the next day!

[@jamesfry8983]

I still drink student cocktails and ive not been at uni for a good 10 years

[@RoseMatthews90]

Vodka n squash is peng

[@DaPeePeePooPooCheck]

Squadka is the one.

[@TheMadisonmccarthy]

Dun kno

[@otbeal7130]

The *please drink responsibly fucking killed me every time

[@tracey_km_]

Who else is going to try Port and Wkd? Lol I’m currently a freshman

[@cattjohnson1114]

Cheeky vimtos are lush

[@tracey_km_]

Catt Johnson good to hear I’m down on trying it

[@danabradshaw762]

American snake bite is 1/2 shot wild turkey 101 and 1/2 shot of fire ball whiskey

[@sharnawatkins]

You can’t go wrong with a Wetherspoons cheeky Vimto pitcher 👌🏻❤️

[@jessm4720]

Add lemonade and it’s a really cheeky v

[@steffenbuchner6696]

Bavaria ?! How dare you, thats not what Bavarian beer looks like 😰

[@andysutcliffe3915]

Snakebite & Black, the good old days

[@jonathanatwood8303]

Mix WKD blue with tia maria and it’s goes green and tastes great

[@gudonis2]

These people just getting drunker by the minute and ever drink tasting better

[@bgs9503]

Who doesn’t love a drink that smells like a tats room in a pub 😂🤙🏼 also is it bad I still drink most of these

[@Neelay98]

I'm sat looking at a bottle of vodka and and bottle of squash rn... Thank god I'm a student or that would be waaaay more tragic

[@maranostas833]

"You know it's good when it burns" Sooo true!!

[@okok3620]

bruh who’s the guy with tattoos omg

[@judemelroses9920]

Cutie😍

[@powfoot4946]

5 quid for a bottle of coop pinot and a 2 quid pint of coop larger, down the wine until you cant no more, wash it down with the larger repeat until finished that's you done for the night

[@SQUASHthatORANGE]

Should’ve put the stomach twister in this! Archers and dark fruits 😂😂😂

[@dianap6662]

Dark fruits didn't exist when I was at uni 🤣.

[@Kat-Kobold]

I once made an absolutely foul concoction that i call "Last Mistake" it consists of Gordon's, Smirnoff, Special Reserve, Raspberryade, and Mango juice

[@Tink3r]

Vodka squash first time I had that was in Mexico, you end up putting more vodka in cos you can’t taste it,you end up drunk but also hydrated 😂

[@gavinaxtell5490]

Buzzfeed Uk. It’s like buzzfeed but with stabbings

[@MrKicken77]

Oh yeah, terrible volume. I love it... Can’t hear anything but when someone laughs, I f**king die

[@morvenpollok5270]

Also - where’s the Bucky & the md2020

[@ReplayRiot]

Fanta Fruit Twist and Spiced Rum Thank me later

[@judemelroses9920]

I'll probably bust the Fanta Girls routine if I did 🍇🍍🍓🍒

[@xzclaire]

Isnt snake bite w like dark fruits strongbow?

[@lblenkiron]

Where's the Turbo Shandy? Smirnoff Ice and Lager?! Snakebites belong in an old man's pub

[@liilykh4n]

WKD Nd port was the real fkn deal💔nowt could beat a cheeky vimto

[@S2nnuVEVO]

I used to just buy a bottle of vodka and since I couldn’t afford to get anything to drink it with, I’d just take a shot of vodka followed by a shot of water and keep on doing that until I was fucked up. I guess the worst part is that I was like 15-16yo lmfao

[@biggatesy5844]

Turbo shandy was my best, smirnoff ice and beer. Shandy that really messes u up lol

[@PhippsyAndFrodo]

Our uni does a blue pint - WKD, Vodka and Lemonade, Lethal ahah

[@cooperhilinsky6361]

For anyone watching who doesn’t know what WKD is (me before I googled)... it’s a vodka based fruit flavored alcopop.

[@charliecw357]

In the uk they don't sell snake bites anymore. For good reason too.

[@Gabbagooooo]

Sidewalk slams drink half a mickeys or comparable malt beer drink half then fill back up rest of way with sparks

[@vanessagiesbrecht4885]

In Germany Vodka O is a thing, just vodka and orange juice, I love it

[@seerpou]

ICED TEA IS THE BEST MIXER EVER

[@stokley6452]

Turbo shandy. Tyskies and a Smirnoff ice

[@biggatesy5844]

Snakebite has blackcurrant aswell

[@kaylaj86]

Cheeky vimto!! I think wkd was more blue in my day

[@nedwhitney4123]

3:10 that man just experienced the most confusing 15 seconds of his life

[@darthplagueis13]

Putting stuff into vodka to make it not taste like vodka anymore is a bad idea. Only time I got so wasted I ended up vomiting was after a copious amount of vodka with orange juice.

[@TEMILOLUWA99]

wheres the cordial in the snakebite?

[@FrankenFunder]

First things first you've done snakebite wrong. Where's the blackcurrant cordial. It's meant to be cider, larger and black. Never heard of a diesel. Flat out in Plymouth that is snakebite

[@joelymoley8862]

White rum and fanta lemon (and ice) ?

[@maryavatar]

It’s been more than 30 years, but I still remember finishing off my 18th birthday by puking snakebite down the stairs in the halls of residence at Napier. To whoever cleaned that up, I am so sorry, I was a c**t.

[@katieclark130]

Cheeky Vimto is elite

[@RhysVT]

If you weren't doing 50:50 spirit to mixer ratio you weren't doing uni right. Except for a Cheeky V.

[@AGM2910]

Cheeky V’s are actually god-tier 🤙🏼✨

[@bencowie3141]

cherry b or magnum I think are the best value

[@robynbriggs29]

At my uni we drink squadka and squisky which is what we call squash and spirit

[@LS-oq7zw]

Ah lambrini and vodka I’m only 16 and been doing it for 2 years😂😂

[@sala509]

I love how ed is like ew and then he is like well actually it's not bad

[@jayjayvee4394]

Try drinking them in the cold park with your mates and it’s easier to drink 🤣

[@liambain118]

Buckfast and blue wkd in a slush is fucking banging

[@danielking6511]

Should try a venom it’s orange juice blue wkd vodka and southern comfort

[@ramjam1008]

Guy in the cap on the left looks like cat Warner from pop buzz lol

[@rhia2335]

Add blackcurrant squash to the snakebite!

[@Dan-re3xq]

Frosty jack and special brew snake bite

[@jimjamsim]

My friend once told me that wine diluted vodka and I believed her. I’m shocked I didn’t need my stomach pumped.

[@lhar1984]

I have never in my life seen a snakebite without blackcurrant. Wtf

[@louishuang1507]

The real student budget drink is goon and Coles brand orange juice

[@Big_ric]

3:25 wut... complete opposite reactions to how they looked

[@Katieerin1994]

Malberry Malibu raspberry sourz and lemonade amazing

[@Big_ric]

What would be the American version of a cheeky Vimto? I want to try

[@lewishill9404]

Vodquila, rose, absinthe and lemonade in a wine glass. Perfection 😏

[@freyasalinger8489]

Never thought to try vodka and squash ... would save me a bomb in lemonade

[@mattycawood886]

My go to cocktail is WKD mixed with 3 shots of sourz

[@jamespopcorn11]

you need ice in a cheeky vimto to get the best taste