Reacting to Cursed Food (feat. Sarah Schauer)

[@esthermigo3009]

idk about y'all but i recently got blackout drunk and ate like half a loaf of bread. woke up in hospital and remembered i have celiacs. so uhm. that's my cursed food, literally

[@trag1k562]

SIS AS A CELIAC HAVER WHY-

[@esthermigo3009]

@@trag1k562 I WAS SO DRUNK AT A FRIENDS HOUSE. WASNT EVEN MY BREAD. just started munchin

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@trag1k562 never question blackout drunk decisions man

[@blobberhead]

lmao idk why but this sounds like that ‘pop that beanie back on’ snl skit

[@joscalynhocking]

i’m crying 😂😂😂

[@uemochi9316]

Brittany: if you were an Apocalyp Soup..... her and Sarah: **nod nervously** Brittany: I'm gonna start again

[@robertdurrant]

This part fucking SENDS me 🤣 I literally keep replaying it lmaooo

[@misty8265]

10:17 thanks for the laugh

[@nalareeves2598]

YO SHE SAID "Apocalyp Soup.....ok" then Sarah came in with the "Yea =D" lmfao !!! im weak

[@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322]

I mean, if I were an apocalyptic soup, I’d be a powdered beef stroganoff made with squirrel meat. 😂

[@ld6000]

ok first of all: SO GLAD TO SEE THE MUMU back. second of: sarah, i can only be so gay please have mercy.

[@eatinggarbage78]

the glow up was ethereal

[@bec7440]

literally what I was thinking

[@uhmmmmm123]

They’re literally glowing omg

[@DiMagnolia]

Me too I’m overwhelmed

[@Toasted.Pencils]

@@uhmmmmm123 and she looks so happy! And their arms are built as shit 😩

[@Spaceduxt511]

I absolutely died at “Jeffrey Digiorno” like I’m still laughing ten minutes later

[@darcyferrigno]

Im glad I am not the only one. Also, it will be awhile before I consume pizza again.

[@allisonb9682]

She missed the opportunity for Jeffrey Dominos

[@strummerdundee]

"It's not Dahmer Delivery...it's Jeffrey Digiorno!"

[@christinakern776]

I straight up WHEEZED 🤣

[@insomnia6886]

ur pfp is rad ‼️

[@DJBRXV0]

Brittany you really need to release your own line of branded mumu’s cuz I would buy 5 ASAP!!

[@2542lauren]

ohhhhh my god, YES

[@kaepiper]

YES

[@user-re8mt1nw4d]

coca cola needs to sponsor brittany with a branded mumu

[@srarah6639]

A bud light mumu

[@quintinsmith10]

Why get 5 when you can have one pink one like her 😂😂😂

[@dropdeadd_]

When she said “Jeffery Digiorno” my first thought was “it’s not delivery, it’s dahmer” and I can’t stop laughing about it

[@RealBradMiller]

😮💀

[@cammeted6485]

@@RealBradMillerJeffery’s victim’s reaction:

[@sarahking989]

watching a video with brittany and sarah makes me feel like i’m hanging out with my older cousins before we do a little dance to convince our parents to let us spend the night together

[@tea_n_5467]

Why were we all as kids trying to bribe our parents by choreographing dances, like it’s a universal experience

[@heathern8043]

@@tea_n_5467 hahaha right me and my cousins used to do that too 😂😂

[@schlorping5156]

@@tea_n_5467 ???? Am I the only one who didn’t do this? I’m intrigued now

[@Haileyyyo.o]

​@@schlorping5156 same! I never liked my cousins enough to do anything more than ask permission 💀

[@astromoonie]

@@schlorping5156im mad that we never did it because i think its ingenious and would have worked. at most we tried to choreograph saying things at the same time for maximum !🚨 MANIPULATION POWER!! 🚨!

[@moonriverinc7896]

Not enough people are talking about Brittanys hair but it’s so CUTE

[@xobrittdaniixo]

Yass! First thing I noticed! Her and Sarah both are totally serving us lewks! 👌💯🥰🤩🤩🤩👑👑👍❣️☺️💛

[@moonriverinc7896]

@@xobrittdaniixo this reads as a spambot

[@izzywigg2583]

Brittany in her mumu reacting to the darkest parts of the internet is the best thing on KZbin

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

Is mumu an American thing?

[@tovi3280]

What’s a mumu

[@PenisPommes666]

@@tovi3280 it’s like a nightshirt but worse

[@amoodyb]

@@PenisPommes666 LMBO come on 💀

[@camerons.5001]

@@user-np8yf8fj2w very much no

[@mw7845]

“Land lord by blood” “I have some self control, but not enough” “Men are feral” “They’re waiting to go to Newark with their baguette pickle” “I’m there with you, holding your hand. We’re eating this” I’m cryyyiinnggg 😭😭

[@eddywolfe1230]

Calm down

[@mw7845]

@@eddywolfe1230 I wrote down quotes in the video that made me laugh… and ur mad?

[@eddywolfe1230]

@@mw7845 when did I say I was mad bb?

[@mw7845]

@@eddywolfe1230 you left a passive aggressive comment

[@charlotte6887]

Brittany keeps posting vids when I’m in the middle of a mental breakdown and I love it thankss bestiee

[@megano9598]

babe same

[@tanya.2365]

yuuuuUuUuUUUP

[@burntcookie6561]

But like LITERALLY

[@james8k]

Who needs a therapist when you have miss Broski

[@adeliabernatchez9235]

This comment just hit me sooo hard 🤣

[@_xcso]

“doritos locos nachos, delicioso.” THANK U this was my struggle meal in my teens that has carried into my adult life

[@quintinsmith10]

It actually looked so good tbh 😂😂😂

[@savvagecabbage23]

If Brittany ever comes out with official merch, it better be this polka dotted mumu moment so everyone can live laugh love.

[@momakesvids5704]

she has released merch before haha

[@savvagecabbage23]

@@momakesvids5704 haha

[@EddheadAce]

Mumu moment...

[@xxzavier42]

Funny story actually she just cam out with a mumu line!! one of them is based on this pink polka dot one

[@amyisaway7800]

brittany about old soup: ew absolutely not i'd rather starve brittany about a half-frozen burrito with no filling: i need you to know i'd eat this and enjoy it

[@kaanonen7873]

This UNHhhh energy that they got going on both of their channel is why im alive to this day.

[@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC]

Amen

[@rachiejw]

it’s bc they’re besties w trixie and katya

[@charmlighter]

@@rachiejw I saw somewhere they fell out

[@D4NC3Rable]

The way the two of you bounce off of each other...you can tell you're both comfortable & in your element & it's AMAZING

[@tia8245]

SARAH (esp their hair) LOOKING AMAZING AS ALWAYS WHAT AN ACTUAL GOD THEY ARE

[@samj3749]

Hearing Brittany and Sarah express their confusion at the ‘buttered bread’ aspect of the sausage sandwich made me realise the rumours I heard recently are true, and Americans don’t butter their bread for all their sandwiches 😳

[@tea_n_5467]

Hey bestie no we do not and reading this comment actually made me physically recoil 😀

[@kitty4395]

Yeah not for all but if some sandwiches have butter, it’s to toast the bread lol

[@rebeccaanncaroline3543]

I was today years old when I found this out too 🤭🤭

[@wishingwell_333]

they're missing out I butter some cold sandwiches cus idk butterbrod

[@samj3749]

@@kitty4395 that’s wild! 😂 every sandwich in the UK you can assume will have butter on, if you don’t like it you’d always have to specify without 😂

[@sweetdeereynolds4098]

One time I got really stoned and ate a peanut butter and cornflakes sandwich between two pieces of white bread and it was literally the best thing I've ever had in my life. HOWEVER the next day I tried it sober, now considered my cursed food 🤷‍♀️

[@samm1027]

*To break the curse lol * Try it with Reese's puffs instead and a good amount of peanut butter on both pieces of bread. It's actually pretty good

[@Artificialzen86]

That sounds like it would be so dry and sticky and impossible to eat while stoned! 😂😂 please tell me what you had to drink with it lol

[@samm1027]

😆😂 u have to smush the hell out of it and have (cold) water nearby . Sorry I forgot to mention that. Almost got u killed 😂

[@samm1027]

Otherwise it's like quicksand in your mouth lmao

[@sweetdeereynolds4098]

@@samm1027 😂😂😂 you also just made me remember my other cursed food!!! I choked on a Reese's puff cereal when I was a kid, throwing them in the air and catching them in my mouth. That little ball went directly into my throat lmao haven't eaten them since! Thanks for the memory 😂😂😂

[@mintdean6440]

Fun fact, my grandfather calls creamed chipped beef “shit on a shingle “. It’s really not that bad though.

[@rileylynn1708]

Came here to say the same thing!

[@bonniea8189]

Yeah I had heard that too. Never had it, but have heard of it. I have, however, had my mom make creamed tuna on toast and my siblings and I all revolted as one and refused to eat it.

[@RomonicaDiGregory]

S.o.S. they call it in the diners. :)

[@sdelp077]

Yes It look terrible but the stoffers frozen chipped beef on white toast is actually delicious.... highly recommend it!

[@amelieflorelle]

Brittany and Sarah could react to the colour wheel and I’d still be enthralled and entertained

[@roxypicasso66]

that is the perfect way to describe it

[@Incrediblugh]

If I got a dollar for every time Brittany has been unaware of Transylvania as a real place... I'd have $2 but its weird that it's happened twice

[@zitlaliluv]

Half of this is what my brother would make when he can’t find something to eat and he has to make it

[@dressbitch]

I love that they just drifted off to apocalypse what-ifs and spaced out for a few seconds after seeing the frozen soup

[@SAWARA12]

Why'd I start crying at 'What is Shez?!' 💀

[@sid4583]

The silent pause before 💀💀💀

[@erynbalchunas438]

6:11 that broke me its 11pm and its making me go ballistic while eating crab shaped chocolates in a sweat ball under my covers please im dying of laughter

[@SingularityDan]

They keep going "Id only eat this if I was depressed" and I was like oh thats not so bad literally seconds before

[@DeezN00tz99]

have depression but even in my high moments I'd eat half of this lmao

[@doyamoko]

sarah's depression jokes are always so painfully relatable

[@angelgabriel2758]

I want them to get paperwork that makes them legal "sister-cousin-uncle-niece-landlord-in-laws" or something like that.

[@vickster97]

Blood landlord**

[@JazzyUrquoise]

Can you adopt someone to be your cousin?

[@margaritarakhmatullina2485]

Wait they’re not real cousins?

[@erinmarie7066]

y’all will probably never see this but i’m going thru a major depressive episode and going through your podcast and videos together are genuinely the happiest i’ve been since this episode has started, you are both genuinely so funny and seem so sweet

[@theelodown34]

Bro! Creamed chipped beef on white toast is the poor man's biscuits and gravy. Also lovingly referred to as... shit on a shingle.

[@amandajo3074]

fr

[@allyson2382]

It’s so good

[@angiejilani]

That's what shit on a shingle is? GROSS

[@carly8407]

brittany and sarah consistently save me from being sad and i can’t thank them enough

[@danni3196]

"broccoli with melted kraft singles on top" took me back through space and time 👁👄👁

[@Kay-fl9tj]

i used to call it cheesy trees when i was kid 😂 it was my fave

[@rn4796]

@@Kay-fl9tj omg thats a cute name for it 😭

[@belindarocky961]

Yes. But also, microwave mac n cheese with sliced cheese melted on top.

[@matthewhays9410]

I’m glad we’re all collectively Not Doing Well at the moment. At least I’m not alone

[@suna2317]

Having a tough time right now with social anxiety and isolation and it makes me feel so much better to vicariously chill with you guys. Thanks for the laughs!

[@trinityrayne4553]

I LOVE that it’s always only one of them that’s ready with makeup and an outfit and the other one is in a moomoo. Very much my two personalities fighting for control

[@kbroscoe]

Chipped beef on toast is usually called 'Shit on a Shingle'. My father is a wonderful cook but when he would wistfully remember his fondness for his mom's shit on a shingle followed by a description, I sincerely worried he was entering a state of depression.

[@amandajo3074]

It's so good tho!!!

[@kbroscoe]

@@amandajo3074 I may never know 😂

[@berkleyhuddleston493]

and it hits everytime

[@JillFriedman]

I came here to say this, but in my heart, knew it had already been said.

[@BB-nu3vd]

You have to have it on biscuits though. Fuck toast. Brittany, you’re from the south and you don’t know shit on a shingle? Oh, bless your heart, Honey.

[@claires1025]

i still remember one of brittany’s first tiktoks which was her eating literally cut up apple and mini chocolates out of a little bowl

[@batmannxoxo]

“Depression meal check!”

[@WillieAndJupiter]

I have too much respect for myself to ever allow kraft singles into my body.

[@Kleopold94]

How on earth did you get to be a part of this audience

[@georgiacollins9262]

the silence when they show the photos has me absolutely screaming

[@AmyWhitehouseVlog]

Haha . Creamed chipped beef on toast AKA “shit on a shingle” had a friend who served in Vietnam, this was an army staple at the time. He loved the stuff. RIP buddy.

[@sunset_irises]

Okay, but like, I feel the uncooked ramen. I've done that. It's not as bad as it seems, but it's absolutely a depression meal. Tastes a little bit like unsalted sunflower seeds., and not as hard to chew as one would think.

[@xobrittdaniixo]

Definitely have been there before,lol . in school a friend and I use to just crunch up the ramen in it's little bag and eat it uncooked. Was a regular afternoon snack,lol! 😅😩🤣

[@kkat42069]

I thank god everyday for this combo not only Sarah and Brittany but also the editor I scream laugh at these every time

[@KeppaTheDutch]

When my brother was little he would put like 3-4 handfuls of shredded cheese in a bowl, microwave it, squirt ketchup in it and eat it with a spoon. We had to literally bully him out of accidentally killing himself from constipation.

[@esthermigo3009]

no idea why but sarah's voice sounds so NICE

[@oliversmithlawrence]

in 5 years of KZbin she finally got a mic

[@tallsunman9687]

sarah is so animated in this video it makes me so happy

[@judedavis6546]

When I lived in Ireland for 6 months electricity is really expensive so I couldn’t use an oven - so I ate buttered toast and strawberries for an entire 6 months and nothing else - I lost like 10 lbs

[@abbygrace1038]

When I was in college I cooked frozen potato waffles in the toaster and ate them with ketchup for dinner for like a year- sometimes if I was feeling special I’d have cereal

[@marleirose5771]

not me rewatching everything she’s in because her videos are so short and i need more of her energy

[@hmmcms1]

11:00 I literally had this apocalypse conversation with a co worker when her conservative husband started buying freeze dried foods for the apocalypse or end of the world or whatever... she said she'd rather die. Makes sense to me

[@DiMagnolia]

Sounds like my Mormon family

[@elfhchan]

My Japanese friend told me once that he used to eat ramen uncooked like that as a snack and I tried it. Safe to say, this shit is amazing and if u use the seasoning too, it gets even more delicious!! Oh, and Transylvania is a historical region that is located in central Romania. Just in case someone wanted to ever visit the vampires that still live there. 😂

[@caseyleeangus]

The strawberries in ramen gave me a visceral shiver.

[@pinacolada5911]

So I’m pretty sure the “tuition is 50k” one is bcuz at the beginning of 2021 NYU had to give students meals and they were AWFUL, sometimes it was supposed to be lunch and it was delayed until 5:00 and it would only have an orange or an applesauce, some people were even getting things they were allergic to.

[@toastbot9496]

Ok, but what in the world is the context behind the furniture just getting violently sucked out in the vid during sarah's introduction 😭.

[@Gir0107]

thank you for putting these videos out and helping me find sanity while in cosmetology school

[@naidafelix4947]

Watching this while eating has made me both grateful for my meal and successfully squashed my appetite

[@jebipop]

i'm so blessed to have an excellent chef for a mother who has taught me how to make very simple food so i will never have to make something as dark, disturbing, foul, or disgusting as these.... "food" items. i feel bad for these poor souls. the victims off these meals.

[@mikeygorl6189]

i’m very pleased w the energy you’re creating in the studio today.

[@GingerlyAshley]

When I was in middle school, I thought the Tumblr trend of putting cut fruit in a Voss water bottle was ✨so aesthetic✨, so I chopped up some GRAPES in quarters and put it in my Voss bottle😂 I absolutely still have the pic I tried to take for Instagram back then somewhere

[@evening_star136]

lmao the way Transylvania is older and more real than the entire USA

[@deadletter4317]

When I was a kid I would spread sour cream on a wheat tortilla, roll it up really tight, and dip it in more sour cream. Called it a sour cream sandwich. My brother would dip shredded cheddar cheese in hidden valley ranch with his HANDS as a nice after school snack

[@OnlySlightyRadioactive]

“So much sodium it could kill an infant” 💀

[@leonisophie6029]

The frozen burrito without filling is honestly a depression meal

[@saniabhatti8566]

I am LIVING for this Dynamic duo content!!!!!!! Doing God's work keeping me sane

[@born-of-fire]

this was the first time i ever tried to eat food and watch a brittany and sarah video at the same time; i nearly lost my dang life laughing and almost choking to death

[@FilbieTron]

That ham and banana atrocity is actually a mid-century recipe. It’s hollandaise sauce, not blended banana peels. Still vile.

[@sav_grey]

i love how much sarah can make brittany laugh like sarah knows certain exact parts of brittany's humor

[@karlamendoza1831]

Brittany is everyone's internet bestie at this point

[@leonaj6024]

Everytime u guys collab u don’t fail to make me shit my pants with laughter ily guys so much

[@gerardwayseyeliner8911]

My partner just sent me a video of him eating baked beans with salt and vinegar chips. this deserves to be on here

[@jaim_e]

Brittany your hair looks so good!!! Those curls are immaculate!

[@emmi9634]

Im at work with tears in my eyes over this

[@LeeroniLee]

"this person is days away from death" SARAH OMG LOL

[@gabrielbruce1977]

Fun fact, chipped beef on toast like that was affectionately called "shit on a shingle" by the folks who ate it. Mostly army boys. So yeah it's forgotten for a reason

[@thesabotagedandovershadowe8423]

I genuinely can't watch you guys late at night I'm laughing so hard I'm just choking and wheezing im gonna scare my neighbors

[@moonriverinc7896]

Sarah’s so high energy these days and I love it

[@graceold9468]

This video is such a blessing! I've been really stressed today and this made me a lot happier:)

[@RybeeRoole]

brittany’s videos are the only thing getting me through my week-long sickness i will be so totally honest with you guys

[@lolatubbins3598]

been a while since i've laughed so hard i stopped breathing thanks for making this brief part of my stressful week tolerable

[@lizjane11]

I feel SEEN Britt 😭 frozen gas station burritos are my ultimate comfort food lol

[@zalona0775]

U never fail to make me happy when I’m going through stuff. Ily

[@sydneyelliott]

i know it’s gonna be a good day when i get a new video from y’all

[@sydneyhamill9095]

FYI chipped is a style of slice you can get in a deli. It’s slightly different from shaved. The only difference is how much the customer cusses you out as you thinly slice the hell out of the meat they ordered in bulk.

[@AsylumASMR]

Sarah’s laugh after she said “with my baguette pickle” is so cute LOL

[@adrielcarrasco5577]

This video had me CACKLING at 2am. I love it and need more

[@throughcolouredglasses9300]

Not me either having eaten or would eat most of these things xD It's these moments I remember I'm in therapy for reasons lol

[@NoteToLoser]

Sarah is extra cute in this one! I love seeing my girls happy and laughing! It's contagious

[@carlynmorgan6689]

My mom and I have eaten peanut butter and pickle sandwiches since I was very young and seeing it in the thumbnail gave me a sudden and intense craving for one. It felt like the wrath of Zeus ravished what’s left of my mortal body.

[@allyssaweir7046]

they’re soooo delicious man

[@amogus5902]

6:12 i stand behind this, broccolli in mac and cheese is actually delicious

[@RealBradMiller]

Yes. Yes. Yes. I also love putting just a dash of dark beer at the end when mixing in the cheese. Mmmm!

[@kaetmcgee5258]

Brittany and Sarah absolutely are who I need now that Jenna’s not online anymore

[@heathern8043]

yeah same

[@RealBradMiller]

7:23 love making 'taco salad' with my veggie beef grounds or refried beans, with taco seasoning, some Doritos, lettuce and cheese. Mmm. Scrumptious. Also, I'd add sour cream now, which I have hated for my entire life up until recently.

[@q-grietxedits3827]

11:38 I love how it’s three strawberries bunched together like they tried to make I look “tasteful”😂

[@MattIsntYoung]

I love when they both film a video because you know you're getting one on each channel that SHLAAAPS. 🥺🔥👌

[@YT012334209]

once I was having a bit of a meltdown and I spent 2 hours on that subreddit, cry-laughing like an absolute maniac. Also please check out Kay's cooking if you haven't already it's INSANITY lol

[@stevenlerner5515]

i love love love ur reactions, please keep finding weird shit and reacting to it. can't wait for next one

[@Skullkidjynx]

4:44 happy birthday Katya!

[@Kenzo-se4hd]

Brittany’s laugh is the only thing keeping me going lately, THANK YOU

[@garfieldbrooks]

6:34 looks like the special food i have to make for my dog with an esophagus condition right down to the container i make it in. probably tastes good tho

[@leighannetompkins479]

girl im from the south and ur videos make me feel so safe idk how to describe it it feels like ur my bestie

[@vanessaramos5936]

I’d love to live in a post apocalyptic world that was created by ms Brittany.

[@emmatrauntvein3769]

You both are glowing in this. Love yall and hope you're doing well. ❤🥰