"Brooklyn" Dave Says Carlini Plays Sissiest Opening Ever!

[@adamcochran7950]

“I have two queens.” “So what? I’ve seen you with 4 queens.” 😂 Such a sly insult, masterful.

[@chokeeeeh]

Dont g3t it

[@DINOzye]

@@chokeeeeh Means he can't checkmate regularly and needs 4 queens to do it.

[@bigbozon]

The Great Carlini clearly miscababulated this one

[@hari3070]

Check your spellings!! It's miscabubulated ....

[@john851231]

Its not wrong Spelleing. He just said Carlini language. He always mumbling that kind language during the game. 7:22 listen what he said.

[@rantingsans3079]

@@john851231 r/woooosh

[@pancakefur4467]

Whys there always gotta be people spoiling it in the comments cry

[@mediocrechess7436]

“I’m threatening mate here, and I’m threatening mate here and here.” “Other than that I’m fine, ok?” 😂

[@robertlee3778]

I think that is the best quote ever. Can be used *anywhere, anytime*. "Other than that I'm fine, ok?" . Oh I have to start including that as part of my vernacular :O :) Priceless, Carlini.

[@deezzazteralhabsi2041]

Dave: You know what I like about you? Carlini: What Dave: Nothin' OMG the sarcasm is real...!!!!😂😂😂

[@svenpoelmans3688]

That's no sarcasm, he meant it

[@ericryckman5174]

Funny trash talk. These guys are the best.

[@bayside75]

I got plans i havent even planned yet! LMAO

[@GenghisDMZ]

brooklyn dave is becoming a star!

[@platopuss2558]

"are you niovious yet?"

[@comedianmattrossey]

THAT WAS HILARIOUS, THE BEST BACK AND FORTH TRASHING I'VE SEEN SO FAR, it was even better because they both, especially Brooklyn Dave, who I've rarely seen smile when he's playing!!!!!! AWESOME VIDEO!!!!!! -Matt

[@NikhilKumar-fx8jw]

sometimes it hard to say what language they are speaking, LOL

[@vlada_janjanin]

my favourite duo, could listen to them blabber all day :)

[@_BLACKSTAR_]

Carlini says "Flag" & immediately I picture Sheldon saying "Formal protest" "Denied" "Informal protest!"

[@noonefromnowhere99]

Ha, I knew it was going to be the London system!

[@genesisgmchesshokage2922]

Dave have tobacco cigarette Carlini have a wooden toothpick

[@darthdritzz1890]

After the game and they kept playing Dave had him in mate at 9:15 if he would have moved kd3 checkmate as... queen check and knight has all the king squares pinned from movement. Dave had this game wrapped up pretty well in all scenarios.

[@michaelpace2428]

Dave has been playing some very inspired 5 minute chess. Good attacking instincts against passive play.

[@kelasesd4843]

8:33 now coffe chess analyzed all move... ty, so it is nice looking for me... GOOD JOB

[@kelasesd4843]

Also 9:34 Qxc2? Is an inaccuracy move...

[@kelasesd4843]

The excellen move was Qxe1+ first than Qxc2... after that black can go to Rf2 to making sure will mate in 1 (Ofc after Rook in f2).

[@thisisJim85]

Carlini had no clue what was coming lol

[@grousetheghoul2754]

1:16 " he's gonna get Dave-d " 3:10 , " he's still gonna get Dave-d " 5:12 OOPS , Dave is going to get Dave-d 6:50, OOOOOH, a Dave and a clobber, run for the hills !! 7:15 Dave Daves Carlini, how wonderful, unless you're Carlini.

[@qwerty775572]

Carl after losing “ I could have done other things “ 😂😂

[@NerveEnd]

Thanks for not having the background music on the vid! :)

[@XrollhaX]

08:57 mate in one. New queen takes pawn next to the kind, protected by that horse.

[@noctreik]

"horse"?

[@p3rcey]

he certainly discombobulated his scraboobles

[@0bada905]

The trash talk is so fun lmao

[@ericryckman5174]

Dave really did come up with something. Nice Dave!

[@TempYoutubeAc]

Dave is great. Sacrificing bishop, knight, and rook. And he's still winning

[@gonzaaguayo4839]

Hi! A question! What would have happened if white would have moved horse to C4? Pawn takes it. Queen takes pawn and protects bishop. What would’ve happened then? Or maybe black Queen still takes bishop, What would have been the next move?

[@exoplanet11]

Carlini's opening is called London System. Its opponents dislike it because it can be hard to break w/ conventional tactics. I happen to like it because it requires less memorization: white first 3 or 4 moves are the same regardless of black's defense. For example, compare this game to Carlni's game against Butcher, (also London System): kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2XbZ4tppK6di6M Even though Butcher sets up a different defense ("Queens Indian") White (Carlni) plays mostly the same first few moves. By the way, while London System is a solid opening, it also has good opportunities for action and sacrifices by white. Having said all this, we have to give Dave huge props in this game for showing how to break the London System. I was stunned when Dave allowed himself to get forked at 5:11 ... amazingly the computer gave him a better evaluation at this point! When Carl says "you get one; I get one" he thinks the game is about winning material (one white bishop for one black bishop--or knight) but by this point Dave has realized that this game is all about position & king safety. We can learn so much from this game....thanks.

[@martinguerre8220]

Another very entertaining game. Well done. It wasn't such a"sissy" opening after all, considering Carlini went into such a commanding position with the two bishop pins. So where did everything turn sour for white? I figure he really has to play e4 before black comes and occupies that square with a minor piece. If you're challenged on the flank hit back in the centre. Moving the king pawn forward will also help to clear the third rank. Then the Q will be able to slide on over to the rescue if needs be. Challenging Black's strong d pawn will also empower the white square bishop on the long diagonal. Interesting that at the four minute mark (4:00) the usually lightning quick Carlini hesitates. Qa4...? Mmm. No. "There's gotta be a good move here!" Then he plays Rad1. That wasn't it. e4! The empire strikes back! When Dave gets that Knight in there it's too late.

[@marcosharm3344]

Queen d6 move from black in answer to the pawn fork was exciting, good game!

[@FrostDzNz]

2:20 bxd7? Little weakness in the kings defense?

[@jasongoodacre]

The way Carlini played this game, makes me think he's been smoking something.

[@ryanvb3452]

I saw that debubilation coming 7 moves ahead

[@adawg853]

This game should be called 'Carl's Greed' You got the rook.... lucky you..

[@leosousa7404]

This is very entertaining, man

[@zacklearning3854]

Damn im so early! I love when these two play🔥

[@jawadrajpar2601]

Just missed the knight check mat

[@nandoelphoenix]

7:32 "Carli losin' again?"

[@nelsonpinto8869]

😂😂

[@folloczah056]

How I miss this Combo....

[@robowski8425]

Just me or did he miss mate in 2 at 7:00 Qh2+ Kf8 Qh8#

[@LMANJINA]

nah that's just you; Ke7 is still available.

[@samcatsam]

NICE ONE DAVE!

[@soba9929]

Keep up the good work this is entertaining :D

[@CT99999]

I thoroughly enjoy watching these videos, and Carlini has such a fun, entertaining personality. I'm curious, why does he wear a safari hat though? Is sunburn an issue wherever these videos take place? Also, I'm wondering about the nature of "coffee chess" as a group -- is it a group of friends and all videos take place in the same city? Or a de-centralized channel for many remote people?

[@josemartino5162]

"Ooook i go here...."

[@alonsoquijano51]

Wasn't there a mate with Qh2?

[@NikhilKumar-fx8jw]

why is no one calling chess ambulance? here's the number 911 or 420

[@rammsteinrulz16]

I am the Dave... DOOOImakemyselfperfectlyclear...

[@danxgaming8709]

daves gotta cig in his mouth and carls gotta toothpick!😂

[@IPayne77]

Chess ambulance looool

[@UnitedPebbles]

Multi fronts with a subsequent event? Carlini was scare of check? He gets scare easy. I noticed Dave style of intimidating?

[@jairveldhuis7188]

Rewatching...I tried to attack like Dave the other day.. Got Daved within 10 moves. Back to the drawing board, and being a bum.

[@Nando_Hennessy]

GOT DAVED

[@sheldonpillay7767]

BTW What was Carlinis opening ?

[@ezzeldienmagdy3455]

These guys are hilarious 😂😂

[@ahmedtarig9756]

dont hate me on this but i like Brooklyn Dave better than the Great Carlini

[@vico.2514]

Good move DAVE!!

[@ultima5299]

9:27 that's mate with QxRe1

[@ultima5299]

Foolowed by Re2#

[@draganburic7160]

9:40 - Carlini -Ooooo , Dave -Ooooooou hahahahha

[@aryanjain9226]

5:05 checkmate move for Brooklyn he miss

[@aryanjain9226]

Sacrificing knight then king takes queen to give a check then he would no longer survive

[@TheSwiftCreek2]

Carlini was winning on time. He didn't have to have the superior position overall, just not throw it away.

[@enblanchard5492]

What rating are some of these guys?

[@arinaina4262]

Brooklyn Dave OMG.

[@SakariaMohamed]

Beautiful game

[@miketait8254]

what about f4

[@michaelrapirap4647]

my favorite pair

[@fayezhalabi7423]

We need butcher vs carlini

[@dgames8900]

Smh. Dave. Cmon man.

[@jasone5513]

Lol he said that was a sissy opening but he played the same opening

[@oppuncake7076]

Dave always be smoking something

[@matiaslopez1490]

get daved ... twice...

[@sdoren_9074]

I'm a toothpick guy. Always have been, always will be. Carl earned some respect points from me today.

[@80feetjump]

I prefer blades of grass. Always have and always will.

[@sdoren_9074]

@@80feetjump Hmmm, I cant say that I've ever tried that. I'm gonna give it a whirl, see how I like it

[@drewdavies3010]

Carlini lost with my fav opening!

[@nicdesmedt7443]

How about rook E1 -> F1?

[@gsddmc4624]

Very good game thank s

[@dreamhunter2542]

damnnnn i didn't see that coming as well, i don't blame carl but he did lots of mistakes before he got himself into that hell of a position 🤣🤣

[@lw3257]

This shits hilarious

[@robisafk]

I like this guy Brooklyn Dave hahah know what I like about you? Nothin! Great moves Dave

[@deady6yeca]

I’ve been watching like 20 of your videos over the past 4 days or something, and i am really enjoying them! Thank you for uploading! Still, i have to admit that i never watch the analysis afterwards, since it is all hypothetical. The analysis is good, don’t get me wrong. I’m just giving some feedback. And maybe someday, you’re figure out how to get the timer in the screen too? I’m a video editior, so i know it would be a lot of work, still it would be cool to see. Anyways, great content, great channel! I love it, keep it up please

[@deady6yeca]

Ok forget about the clock. In other videos you can see and read it on the table, which is probably the easiest way to make it visible. No editing needed.

[@luism2924]

Your living large but your not in charge

[@svenpoelmans3688]

You're 😘

[@mylobage]

Those Black knights are killing movement

[@Rohirok]

0:38 The “-ish” suffix, meaning “like”, is spelled with an i, not an e, so the correct spelling would be sissyish. Dave erroneously treats “sissy” as an adjective, adding the superlative “-est” to the end. He should first convert the noun into an adjective. The aforementioned “-ish” does the job, resulting in “sissyishest.”

[@ericryckman5174]

You just made me dizzy. Dizzyish. 😁

[@goodgrief1163]

@@ericryckman5174 did you learn nothing? Dizzyishest

[@ericryckman5174]

Thanks 😂

[@lydslopata]

wow man you devoted so much time of your short live to study such unnecessary details about something that'll be dead in one second after you, on universal scale,i think you spent your time in the best possible way.

[@thisisJim85]

NERD ALERT!!

[@wearelivingmagic]

Entertaining

[@alphalunamare]

Luvly Jubly!

[@muthukrishnank2590]

.....Qh2+; Kf1 Qh1# Why should Dave promote for second queen?

[@agussaputro2113]

Mate in 2 moves

[@Liam-bs5di]

Why doesn’t he move knight to f1 protecting the queen threat

[@PaintedTurtle001]

Brooklyn is a Litter Bug :( otherwise, a good vid :)

[@JW-bo3ql]

Every time I see 1. d4 I think something like "what a sissy opening." Of course I'm not great against 1. d4 either.

[@Sandyfaceroll]

Who is pressing the dislike button on videos luke this? 6 sad people.

[@LEGIONE72]

Muppets Show

[@Smith_Jnr]

Fun game

[@D1G1TALFOX]

V E R Y N I C E . . . T Y 🦊 😎

[@Money11119]

i have been in chek all my life

[@NikhilKumar-fx8jw]

7:53 Carl is trying to take ur job Bryan, U have to stop Carlini now, but how?! maybe through a chess game...!

[@gc1775]

Duave miss mate in 2

[@insanestuff9470]

I get daved😇😇😝

[@hbh32210]

nice not to hear the raucous banter

[@epomeni-ekpompi]

hahaha

[@CristianCarvajalC]

f4!! f4!! f4!! f4!! f4!! f4!!

[@BoyWonderbk]

niceeeeee

[@coon-toons_]

funny🤣😃😄

[@sumikorbekv6266]

Too many missed win