How To Be a Sigma Male

[@bingbong4186]

Tell girls you’re not interested in them. You’re outerested in them

[@kevinkerliu]

You're outerested out them*

[@rottingdog6798]

big brain

[@raphaelpircher8619]

Lamo

[@swans184]

Look I’m only interested in you only up to the point where you can tell me I’m a badass and I can disengage entirely

[@easybeliever7]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpvQmGdrdr2MsM0

[@mistrants2745]

That week sure went by fast!

[@kystiles4929]

Haha classic comment

[@SanicSez]

Right? I gained like 20 pounds last week.

[@mistrants2745]

@@SanicSez good job man, unironically! Lemme check how long last week was to see if i made weekly progress haha. Edit: damn i gained only like 5 pounds in the past 3 mon... i mean last week.

[@kungfuman82]

@its fine I disliked that video just because you keep posting it in every comment. By the way, the most beautiful sound in the world isn’t some Muslim chant.

[@SanicSez]

@@mistrants2745 I can't take all the credit-Dom bumped into me once-instant gains, the gains had literally rubbed off of him on to me-while he infinitley regenerated new ones, quicker than he regenerates new excuses for 3 month weeks. Jk love ya Uncle Dom-the real trick was I stopped being vegan

[@nonachyourbusiness1164]

It's incredible how consistent Dom is. The series has been going on for years but the character hasn't changed at all.

[@AirBuddDwyer]

That couldn't be less accurate. Current Dom is a shell of his 2011-self. Go back and watch, they sound nothing alike and Dom from 10 years ago was a far more realistic portrayal of an actual guy, as well as significantly less formulaic in his jokes. By the time Brosciencelife started he had already jumped the shark, and no, I'm not just trying to be contrarian, it's 100% accurate. Current Dom is still better than most others (which is why I still watch), but not even half as entertaining as the "Dom Mazzetti vs. _____" videos.

[@growhamm5859]

Hes transitioned from cool frat bro to uncle dom

[@kavertx9167]

@@AirBuddDwyer "it's 100% accurate" but how can you say that when liking something is subjective?

[@AirBuddDwyer]

@@kavertx9167 Edited because TLDR: Neither of us said anything about "liking." He said Dom hasn't changed, I said he did, then I clarified that I meant what I said and wasn't just trolling. Not sure why I'm still bothering with this

[@noahpendergrass9744]

Yeah his ability to pump out material and joke after joke after joke is actually insane

[@Mryoyo1600]

"If a chick tells me to come inside her, I leave, cuz I'm an outsider." Potery.

[@PageandPlant4Life]

*pottery

[@scorpiodynastyx6601]

Chuck Wagon 😂😂😂

[@film79]

keep that sigma grindset

[@taintwasher3703]

Never edit this comment

[@pokeyerface]

@@PageandPlant4Life poetry

[@jaronfeld123]

“A Sigma Male is like a school shooter who was homeschooled” I choked on my pre-workout that was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[@tyl0r510]

So sigma

[@alexlin7551]

"Welcome to another episode of RENT is DUE" -Sigma male Dom

[@ad-rock603]

Dom said he has a mortgage now

[@Crabman_87]

@@ad-rock603 which could mean more videos!!

[@sdgsdfffrrsxg4649]

@@Crabman_87 yeah, so far he’s only made $1,278 off this video.

[@flameking5671]

God I missed Dom and him connecting everything with just one random word

[@BoaRobinSimp]

Bro u should try German if u like that.

[@easybeliever7]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpvQmGdrdr2MsM0

[@theclown3967]

​Underrated comment, king

[@badboy12121]

doing backflips on it

[@_worschi444]

My boy Dom being as reliable with his uploads as my gymbuddy is with showing up for legday

[@julianlococo4289]

Lol because he's winning

[@SBRS47]

Look leg day is a bad idea. Imagine if you get an injury on leg day and can't walk into the gym to do upper body ever again. Not worth it.

[@kgmsosa8230]

@@SBRS47 😂😂😂

[@_worschi444]

@Vladimir Peter you‘re absolutly right sir

[@am_bails8293]

This kills me. I recently got a bro to get a membership and start going. He has missed every leg day except for 1 in the span of a month. F

[@yodizzll]

Dom has better insight into human culture and psychology than most PhDs

[@jonnylemonseeds288]

"I don't have friends. Just competition. In a game that I'm too cool to play, but I'm still winning"

[@LeeEverett1]

When the world needed him the most, he returns like a legend. See you guys next week

[@ayaaschannel747]

Yeah 2024 “next week”😂

[@XeroFailGames]

Next week 9 weeks from now

[@Tony-fx9ky]

He's grinding, chill.

[@ayaaschannel747]

@@Tony-fx9ky rents due😂

[@badboy12121]

he dont know you lil bro

[@psolo3]

"Prove to you and the millions of other guys just like you that you aren't like other guys"

[@thomasbane0]

Yea, he said that. It happened.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

This video made me realize that Dom was a Sigma male before it was even cool to be a Sigma male.

[@Toxicbob8]

🤨

[@jared2lit]

Bro take a break from youtube theres no way its healthy

[@LeeEverett1]

@@jared2lit He's got to have several people sharing his account, there is no way that just 1 guy can comment on practically every KZbin channel of every genre.

[@jared2lit]

@@LeeEverett1 if he is a part of some group sharing an account just to comment and be seen by the internet.... that might be worse

[@davesprivatelounge]

You again!

[@painandpyro]

Does Dom's wordplay ever make anyone else think he could've been a legendary rapper? 😄

[@snowmansportsmedia]

Was just thinking this

[@Give_Me_Rent]

He made a song lol look it up. It's lowkey catchy, I've curled and benched to it a few times

[@SahajSoldier]

By the time you started laughing at a joke he's already hit you with another one like a machine gun

[@Pooofcomify]

Right? Dude is lowkey gifted as fuck

[@gfarrell80]

Not to take anything away from him, because he's got talent for sure. But I'm confident he has some writer support.

[@nightcrawlerbytravis9017]

“Half this board is Chinese checkers” “Yea I’m bilingual”

[@leeroberts98]

This feels like a 2015-2016 BroScience video and I’m all for it

[@zekrinealfa1113]

The good times.

[@MonsieurGuy]

Peak of internet videos

[@edwinavila9928]

🙌🏼 yes!

[@dheerajkumarmeena8006]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKeloH6sg9F8npo Alpha gamer

[@Icetea-2000]

How? This fits perfectly in the line of modern broscience videos

[@momatotsosrorudodi]

My grind is 25 hours a day, 8 days a week. And I still get a healthy 12 hours of sleep every night.

[@captainharpoon]

What the FUCK does that MEAAN KOBE BRYANT!?!?

[@texasman80]

"When a girl tells me to come inside her I leave because I'm an outsider" lmfao.

[@BroScienceLife]

The lone wolf raw dawg

[@kingofprussia17]

Dom is spitting bars, Eminem has been awefully beta since this video dropped. Dom true Sigma, Eminem true beta.

[@frostcrackle2374]

"Women are way too emotional to be operating a sword" I'M DEAD

[@GetAssista]

looks like you let the woman operate the sword

[@camifog7330]

@@GetAssista well that is the point of a sword, right? i aint choppin my vegetables with it

[@jater10]

Dom is the perfect example of quality, not quantity that matters for YT videos.

[@doodlebob3758]

Dom would make a great father. He has a knack for scaling back your expectations until you're just happy he's there.

[@CursedWheelieBin]

See THAT’s funny 😄

[@havaneseday]

LOLOL

[@comebackkid44723]

And then he leaves

[@theclown3967]

Holy shit

[@user-fz3ip3ke8p]

Dom must have invested in chinese stocks because he sure needs money right now

[@Menaceblue3]

Ouch that hurts!

[@tuckerkrause5838]

LMAOOO

[@Harsh-hs5yu]

No , Chinese stocks invested in dom

[@BroScienceLife]

I don't invest, I outvest, cuz I'm an outsider #OutsiderTrading

[@drewwolin3162]

This video is funny af

[@ThePoochie101]

Some say the year is just one long week, therefor Dom is always early for his next video and over delivers

[@midmay5973]

Dom explaining things further that can't/don't need to be explained further is always my favourite bit.

[@mustanghunter2020]

First… this is exactly how memes are made… lol Second… the absolute best statement I’ve heard in my life to date. “True confidence is never having to BE confident because you ALWAYS are”

[@n1troz_]

Wtf I was just thinking about that today before this video … like wtf me and Dom think the same I just don’t do it … yet

[@Yote210]

THE CASTING COUCH IS BACK BABY!

[@BroScienceLife]

Multiple streams of income #Grindset #OutCum

[@livinginthisgalaxy7961]

@@BroScienceLife can you do a video on that stupid animal movement/flow?

[@toomanyblocks8448]

@@BroScienceLife HOLY SHIT LMFAOOOOOOO

[@ThugMasterFlash]

"Post memes of the joker instead of going to therapy," Checkmate psychics, we don't need your help after all

[@GrimReaping]

@@ryandeklerk9553 Right over your head amigo, but then again you're not a sigma so you wouldnt understand.

[@quickshot4050]

@@GrimReaping actually YOU don’t understand it went OUTSIDE of his head because he’s an OUTSIDER a true sigma of I’ve ever seen one.

[@GrimReaping]

@@quickshot4050 Bro the only sigma ive ever seen is in a picture above my bathroom sink.

[@SayNoobB4ULeave]

@@ryandeklerk9553 Psychologists are just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics.

[@easybeliever7]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpvQmGdrdr2MsM0

[@StayClosedDelorean]

"Those who seek crowds are nothing but alone" - Charles Bukkake

[@clerpington_the_fifth]

definitely me

[@bobsiddoway]

I pray that’s an ironic Bukowski quote, since he was badass in his own way.

[@GetAssista]

"That's when he realized that he did not like crowds" lmao

[@azulceleste7202]

@@GetAssista That joke is absolutely fantastic. So intelligent.

[@MrOlliepittam85]

by far the funniest thing ive ever seen on youtube for almost 10 years. He deserves more credit

[@nickmitchell6080]

"deserves more credit" He fucking has 2.5 million subs.

[@MrOlliepittam85]

@@nickmitchell6080 on a planet of 7 billion

[@sweetjohnny8211]

Dom must be getting better at managing his money, hardly ever see him anymore.

[@TheDwightMamba]

Honestly, I respect Dom so much for not being a slave to the KZbin algorithms. He could put out crap on a regular schedule [cough... Bradley], but just makes these when he wants to. Quality over quantity.

[@MurderousPingu]

To be fair it's not even about quality, which this is. It's more about almost never wanting to post hahah. Obviously, until rent is due or until the market stops going up.

[@chepesantacruz777]

True Sigma right there

[@pucakuro]

Brad too small for rhe algorithm to notice

[@ninjabobbob]

Lol what you make no sense

[@TheDwightMamba]

@@ninjabobbob , that's some real Beta shit you just said.

[@damnlookathim]

It’s been a week already? That’s crazy.

[@mcfarvo]

"I'd be an Alpha if the pack didn't slow me down." - Sigma grindset

[@NeroAngelo616]

What does that even mean?

[@gtpederson]

@@NeroAngelo616 “ Translates to “my mom and my sister are the same person”

[@SayNoobB4ULeave]

@@NeroAngelo616 it means "noone likes me"

[@thomasailport7558]

@@NeroAngelo616 no one knows what it means, but it’s provocative

[@Fartillery]

@@thomasailport7558 It gets the people going!

[@knightslegion1731]

These vids are still solid after all this time; a pretty impressive feat. I really needed this one too after a rough week.

[@schwarz_mason]

I really needed three four after a rough week.

[@tehtehkhantengames8580]

I don't think I have seen you nail a video this well in years, you had me cracking up for ten minutes straight 👏

[@josuevalar6465]

Shout-out to all our top sigma males out on grindr dominating and proving their male status, keep up the grindset my dudes

[@justbechillin2]

Dom reminds me of my dad. He shows up at inconsistent times, gives me a good life lesson, then wants me to buy merch off of him.

[@awsheit]

He can't be tied down to everyone else's expectations bro he's like the wind

[@tigerstache8132]

"After he invented the bukkake, that's when he realized he didn't like crowds" was possibly the best thing I have ever heard from this man.

[@JJ-zr6fu]

Dom is the dead beat dad that come around once a year but you love the time you get with him.

[@steveg9144]

saw the hat.. immediately had to buy it, good job dom. first merch ever bought from anybody

[@kennedychewe9484]

In the "week" dom was absent, I just about finished my degree.

[@beatleplayer1011]

#grindset

[@paulconrad6220]

You're a true Grindr

[@melvinyoungboyz7734]

*weak

[@skankhuntdave7232]

Damn in the week Dom was absent I went from a wood framer to a welders apprentice 😎

[@dilloncohen193]

You know it's going to be a banger when you see the Bro science pop up on your notifications 💪😁

[@sarahseif1788]

YES... I got super excited when I saw the notification lol

[@airstrike3647]

@@sarahseif1788 الله يهديك وش جابك عند مقطع حق رجال؟ 😂😂

[@FineFlu]

‘A sigma male is like a school shooter that was home schooled’ LMAO

[@firstlast8258]

🙃

[@tysontomberlin7216]

Dom is always a step ahead. Thank you for being my charlatan.

[@NutritionLibrary]

This channel makes my life better

[@dikeledikhutsoane8899]

"Post memes of the Joker instead of going to therapy" so relatable.

[@brycem202]

Dom is moving up in life he went from relying on us to pay his rent to relying on us to pay his mortgage

[@edgarbaloyi3820]

Underrated comment!

[@goal-goal-goalllllll]

Balcony conversation with dom, Jimmy and Christian would be epic

[@dakotarabelow3145]

Did u see jimmy has his own TV show

[@easybeliever7]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpvQmGdrdr2MsM0

[@Yaboi89]

I wish ads/commercials were like this on tv…thanks for all the laughs Uncle Dom, I know it’s hard to be the biggest dude in the room all the time.

[@Nick-qj7ym]

It's crazy how on point he is while defining the term sigma male.

[@schwarz_mason]

bro it smells like updog in here

[@changeseeker6102]

Finally Dom remembered his KZbin password

[@MzgydedAngel]

I guess the moratorium on evictions is over. He's here to get that rent!

[@BroScienceLife]

I purposely got evicted because I don't belong inside

[@Anyone690]

@@BroScienceLife Sigma’s don’t live in apartments they live outside like a wolf #alwaysgrinding

[@generaluser8291]

"Up and to the right, the far right". Beautiful subtle shade being thrown here.

[@derrickscott1630]

Yo! Dom's quarterly video!! 😂 Love to see it

[@lilpiggie7095]

"Never needed a hatchet but wanted one ever time you seen one" that explains all my impulse purchases

[@lukeoutcold7187]

Can't wait for Dom to evolve into the legendary Smegma Male so he can upload once a year.

[@edgarbaloyi3820]

Bro, no! I want this guy in my life every week!

[@gearultra1060]

Sigma males don’t live INside a home. They live OUTside where everyone can see them grinding 24/7. Also know as walking the corner.

[@DJKSTICK1]

Wrong...sigmas grind 25 hours a day...7 days a week

[@robinchettri6966]

@@DJKSTICK1 *8 days a week

[@ThapeloMKT]

You're welcome, Don was just helping you grind

[@straygameplaywalkthroughps6480]

@@ThapeloMKT sigam homeless grindset, always be asking betas for the lame change as passive income

[@rosswasonabreak7002]

He is truly a Sigma male, the writing/script is excellent. It's so heavily packed with punches that if I laugh, I'll miss the next ones

[@edgarbaloyi3820]

Don't stop making videos, Bro! Don't ever stop!!!

[@qbikmusik]

I love that Dom is still out here Killin it with these 🤣🤣

[@Enginair]

Literally 5 minutes ago I was thinking about when the next video would drop. Then bam! Notification drops

[@ironmine]

Honestly no idea how he comes up with half of these jokes it's genius. Still absolutely hilarious watched you for a long time!

[@braidenkononoff9596]

'A man who literally cannot be explained.... To explain further' this shit is gold

[@SirJoelsuf1]

I swear, Dom is the ONLY one who can make the sponsored stuff entertaining.

[@jasoncardone8316]

Dom is undefeated in putting out quality content

[@100KGNatty]

New Broscience videos every month are like a treat when they pop up on my feed! Keep pumping out quality comedy bro! You're one of the few modern youtubers who can maintain their youtube carreer uploading once every few months. Been watching you from the start!

[@kennedypruett9584]

I lost it at “Krav Maga: Tim McGraw’s cousin from Jerusalem”

[@krallis123]

I died at “Krav Maga: Jew karate” 😭😭

[@easybeliever7]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpvQmGdrdr2MsM0

[@LTPottenger]

I'm just happy to be an Alfalfa Male.

[@badsportblack1445]

The most powerful state of man, respect

[@bgriss49]

Guess who’s back back again good to have u back sir super set!!!

[@Manny_J]

I love that you post like once every 3 month but your videos are 🔥

[@Jake_AC]

Dom dropping Brad and Christian losing Jimmy to acting has created the most epic crossover I never realized I needed!

[@TheBrodyOdy]

What happened with Dom dropping Brad?

[@AvB.83]

@@TheBrodyOdy He probably got tired of having to build all those crazy Lotr-style forced-perspective sets that would make Brad seem of somewhat similar size to him. Which he totally could, we saw how good he is at building things in the IKEA video...

[@Chris-hz8lj]

@@TheBrodyOdy Brad gives kids steroids

[@armendibrahimi5215]

@@dipesh3763 what podcast

[@codycast]

@@dipesh3763 second that… what podcast? I’m just a casua fan that watch’s the vids when they show on my timeline. I don’t really follow all the other videos and drama that’s out there but now I’m curious I thought they had a clothing line together (don’t remember the name) and were super close

[@JustSage-b2y]

"Small talk is for Hoisewives and Midgets" 😂😭😭😭

[@tomonaut]

"I don't remember signing the Geneva convention" - Sigma quote

[@InfinityVRX]

It's like the Tate brothers watched this video as an instructional guide and not as a parody.

[@robertberkowitz992]

This channel gets better with time, love your content

[@Andrew..J]

Dom sure got a lot of new tattoos in the week since his last video

[@ninjamaster3453]

They have to be rub on or something nobody would get all that for reals it's a character.

[@snakeace0]

trying to hide the fact that he didnt lift during the rona as much as he should have lol

[@cecilbdemented]

When we needed him most, he comes back, unlike my dad. Whos been out for cigarettes for 27 years. Cya next time the child support is due dom!

[@mistrants2745]

"Krav Maga is like jew karate" dead

[@CymBasilio]

I’m glad you guys keep posting. Sometimes I need a laugh to get through my hard life as a sad lonely beta male.

[@Doomscrolled]

Coors product placement. Love the growth

[@chirpinsquirrel8710]

As a lifetime natty, straightedge, Concrete finisher, foreman, gym rat, fisherman, hunter, business owner, beach comber, survivalist.. this hits home.

[@Jemi08]

Master chief, you mind telling me what youre doing in that thumbnail? "Sir, finishing this set"

[@CssHDmonster]

jack pgm and broscience at the same time? im getting pumped!

[@wrednax8594]

This is one of the best videos on KZbin

[@nesirsitsir]

seeing Christian in doms videos is really awesome

[@RecoveringLoLAddict]

Shit on the floor in front of everyone Blame the dog Walk away and refuse to elaborate *Absolute Sigma Energy*

[@AleQuag]

"If you don't have a gf and never have then being a Sigma male is your reason and your excuse" lmao nailed it

[@jmitchtheman]

He must grinding 25 hours a day to get that many tattoos in the week since his last video.

[@Ham4Ever1]

The sheer amount of tier 1 jokes just clipped off from the very start of these videos is nuts. Tom's writing and small imagery boosters are something.

[@_kikizaman_]

Bro is this satire I genuinely can’t tell

[@topcatcoast2coast579]

The first time my daughters mother herd me raise my voice she started laughing, we were together for 2 and a half years prior. There is not becoming. There is only being.

[@hassancr13]

Damn last week felt like an hour

[@mistrants2745]

@its fine Reported for spam

[@NeededGR13F]

@its fine so which of the 30+ different Qur'ans did they read that from?

[@Take-u6f]

“It makes you question everything. So it succeeded.” 😂🤣🤯

[@DrMacca]

".....it's like Jew karate." Dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@themckayjohnson]

“Half of this game is Chinese checkers though.” “Yeah, I’m bilingual.” DEAD 🤣💀

[@TheDiggler07]

Quite possibly the best video of his that I’ve seen. Thank you.

[@OzzyMcBean]

"I came here to see more Charles Bukkake quotes and wasn't disappointed" - Charles Bukkake

[@badopinionsrighthere]

I just re-started my "not be a horrible slob and lose some weight" routine, so this was perfect timing. In fact, forget that honest name, I was on a bulk before, now I'm cutting. Fuck yeah

[@randomname5580]

The first 30 seconds sounded like a David gogins talk

[@CursedWheelieBin]

I’ve never managed 30 seconds of that arsehole

[@mtb416]

@@CursedWheelieBin “arsehole”, haha, that stupid spelling makes me giggle

[@barackobama8066]

Love these consistent uploads

[@rkid4228]

One of the greatest videos I’ve seen this year