brother would you spare me some of your oats

[@komment1127]

Can't wait for : "Brother, may I have some oats ?" "Sure"

[@Skeletron1000]

The Good Ending

[@SargonsEye]

@@Skeletron1000 *Good ending music in the background.*

[@Gabriel_Ultrakill]

*tall and skinny figure approach*

[@majoras_swag2]

​@@Gabriel_Ultrakill*takes the brother to a music studio.*

[@jcmchandsomeface2292]

*good ending*

[@JimOFJIM]

“Any oat that exists without my knowledge, exists without my consent…”

[@yahumii-3796]

didn't expect a blood meridian reference under an oat pigs video but i am sure thrilled it exists

[@Keegah]

I would have them all in troughs.

[@josephdevita2938]

I want to read that book so badly. But i just can't bring myself to because of some of the truly sick shit the judge does. I do want to read all tomorrow's though.

[@dvdbox360]

What are you some kinda god?

[@josephdevita2938]

@dvdbox360 it's a reference to the book blood meridian judge holden who is one if not the most evil fictional character ever created. Says "anything that exists with my knowledge, exists without my consent." He also says something along the lines of "the birds ability to fly is an insult to my existence." Him, AM from I have no mouth and I must scream, and the qu are considered to be the most evil fictional characters ever made. And that includes anime, comics, movies, and shows.

[@theromaniandud]

Brother did not spare me oats, so I fed him to the tall skinny figures.

[@lazymillennialjobseeker9282]

Their wiles run deeper now, brother. They have no need for the shed of no return. Now they have the *facility.* They trap generations of us, brother! Cages too small for us to frolic the way we had the blessed chance to. Cages too small for us to turn away at all! Forever tempted by the stream of yellow oats-that-are-not-oats that hurt our stomachs, until we reach the desired size. Then they blast us with this horrible, breathless air! All so our flesh remains red long after our blood has left it.

[@osman.1753]

*figures

[@May-papa-Nurgle-bless-you]

*gods

[@Krecconati]

​@@osman.1753 g o d s*

[@mrsubject1]

​@@osman.1753GODS!!!*

[@swordsmancs]

As a writer I can only hope to one day write dialogue half as eloquent as this, this masterpiece of a shitpost

[@Lonit-be]

the delivery does add a lot.

[@Ahky28]

I've been wondering how to write monologue to be interesting honestly, haven't incorporated them much in my writing.

[@CTomCooper]

To echo what others have said in the comments, this shitpost may as well be called an oatpost.

[@MikeF031]

All I can say is Bars

[@camronhero1459]

There's nothing shit about this post, my friend.

[@markkiefer3243]

*"EVERY WORD I SPEAK IS AN OAT I SPILL"*

[@michaeltabarroni70]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖

[@autonomoustomato7016]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@V-Ner_d]

"I REPEAT AS I EAT TO WARD OFF ILL WILL."

[@yuananimates8224]

*"WHY THEN DO MY TEARS RUN INTO THIS GROUT"*

[@AppulightningYT]

*"SALTING THE SWEET OATS WHILE FILLING ME OUT"* 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@neondennon]

“Brother, there is no mercy for the oatless” that’s metal as hell

[@wun1gee]

I DO NOT EVEN SEE THEM.

[@serogolemogole2685]

​@@wun1geecold😂

[@Etx-z9]

A new age of oatposting has begun.

[@santiagodelpilar6701]

Oats to you, brother

[@apersonwowsersthatsamazing]

is your pfp a robot

[@notnotnotanaltn4030]

The harvest has been plentiful this year

[@omelette_official]

@@apersonwowsersthatsamazingmuch worse

[@Tha-mountain]

​@@omelette_officialwho cares

[@Nawrotsien]

Can we stop for a brief moment and appreciate the sheer absoluteness of this man's voice?

[@Soulbodyconnectionspiritguru]

This is the most cookie cutter ass comment

[@Tenshi427742]

It's not AI?

[@burialgoods]

@@Tenshi427742 No, AI isn't anywhere near there yet

[@xman5393]

@@burialgoods famous last words... 💀

[@commentpotato_0]

Computers are mere overglorified dust and sand. This man's voice is worth bountiful oats.

[@andon2235]

"And Alexander wept, for there were no more oats to consume."

[@FlashBangerGamer]

Thats my name

[@andon2235]

@@FlashBangerGamer congrats you have the name of one of the greatest generals of all time AND one of the greatest minds of recent years!

[@danielthecake8617]

and you have all of the oats apparently

[@randomguy3054]

the pig....literally started freestyling....peak cinema

[@gurglenurgle6539]

pig cinema

[@markkiefer3243]

I haven't seen such betrayal between brothers since the Horus Heresy.

[@frenzana3]

The Hog-us Heresy

[@Vincent_A.]

Let the calories burn!

[@thesystem3273]

I never wished for oats but the tall skinny figures lied to us

[@MagicManAleister]

I can't believe Horus Heresy stole ALL 40,000 Warhammers!

[@HTWW]

@@frenzana3 I never wanted this. I never wanted to unleash my piglets.

[@JosephHess-wu9oi]

"YOOO WH40K LORE IS PEAK" The lore in question:

[@ChaldeaWarmaster]

Still peak

[@JosephHess-wu9oi]

@@ChaldeaWarmaster indeed

[@pixel_mode]

57 books resume in one video

[@john22590]

Shit is 🔥 yo

[@imperatorvult]

i really felt it when sanguinius offered to share his oats with horus one final time but horus refused and instead ate the oats of the chaos gods

[@Palkabeinejalko]

NO MERCY FOR THE O A T L E S S

[@hz3917]

Need that on a shirt

[@jeterank9847]

Islam explained:

[@Aiden_Auria]

Imma made one for me

[@rice_dumpling]

Spare for the o a t l e s s brother you might parish of those oats

[@optisprimusproductions]

"We were brothers once." *"Once."*

[@theairaccumulator7144]

We got Oats 2 before GTA VI

[@dimonichplay1160]

before silksong

[@Cringeharvester]

Haven't waited as long as Elder Scrolls fans stfu

[@V-Ner_d]

We got rapping pigga before GTA VI

[@SoberCake]

This feels more like Oats 3 or 4, like im sure I've seen more before

[@coldpon3]

It's Oats 2 in the new Oats reboot

[@Slashthehedgehog1443]

The brief silence before the brother gives his response is deafening.

[@alexcamacho1842]

If you replace "oats" with "oaths" you have a fantastic WH40K dialogue.

[@OnurErtas-q1o]

Especially that Rap Part. All Heresy would perish in that Fire.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

Brother, may I have some Oaths

[@momon969]

"The tall ones use these Oaths to control us, Brother!" "Heresy!" *Bolter Fire*

[@Ben-rq5re]

Tbf warring over oats is just as good a reason as anything else in the 41st millennium

[@holl7w]

I will say it. Deepwoken.

[@SpiceHoundG]

The oatful brother did not have to spit such cold bars

[@petarpejic1468]

If universe is deterministic and our actions are predestined by the circumstances of existance than he had no choice. I dont believe this but i wonder why you think so as well.

[@Nestnestsoto]

“I release you forever to your oatless existence” goes hard

[@timangar9771]

I'm going to steal this but with hoeless

[@soap9816]

With the star wars trumpet on beat in the background

[@grasswithaknife]

Fr that shit was cold

[@Dukesparrow1999]

A fate worse than death

[@Ironbattlemace]

Oatposting is back, with super damn hard voice acting and writing. These ain't shitposts, this is prime Oatposting.

[@Etx-z9]

Did not expect that ending "Bröter, would you spare me some of your Bars?"

[@SargonsEye]

Plot twaist Bröter was his actual name.

[@mcrfan343]

"No"

[@crovaxvoneigen]

The Oatus Heresy is my favourite part of Wheelbarrow 40k

[@ancientfungi7818]

This is no longer a shitpost, from now on an artistic shitpost with an existential dialoge will forever be called an oatpost.

[@marcog.verbruggen674]

I second this motion and will henceforth use "oatposting" in this context until it catches on or unto my dying breath

[@watema3381]

I too will commit to this crusade. The original oatpost starts here

[@gurururuwarararara8164]

This is how language evolves these days. Oatposting it is

[@marcog.verbruggen674]

@gurururuwarararara8164 this is quite literally how every language has always evolved in the entire planet earth since the dawn of mankind

[@RespectfullyBiasedReader]

what a wonderful addition to the human culture. I too wish to partake in this new era of oatposting

[@PowderedToastMan661]

That savage spit bars at his oatless brother! He’ll make for a fine country ham come Christmas time.

[@dontboyr]

Ah, why must the brother, in his folly, remain obstinately deaf to the voice of reason? Despite the countless entreaties that flow from the wellspring of wisdom, he remains impervious, steadfast in his disregard. Such is the lamentable state of one who shuns counsel, choosing instead the treacherous path of his own making. Alas, how grievous it is when the heart of kin, bound by blood, is closed to the very words that might save him from ruin!

[@partyofgaming1]

Truly a foolish brother

[@Iron_Fist26]

Who else read this in the burialgoods voice?

[@lordofpills]

You speak of ruin as if it were the brother being the one groveling for the succulent oats. His 'reasoning' has been nothing more than the helpless wallows of the envious who shamelessly degrade themselves to their betters. The brother has the fortuitous mindset to at least strive for a higher purpose then to seek meaningless nostalgia with a companion who would very much do the same in his position. It is indeed a nefarious ploy, to appeal to ones past experiences, I shall grant him that...but that past has long gone...much like the oats the brother had just consumed while he demeaned himself with pointless, un-oatless rhetoric.

[@dontboyr]

@@lordofpills Alas, brother, I cannot hinder your path, though it grieves me so, for the oats you so covet are not my desire. Rather, I yearn to deliver you from this plight. How may I strive for greatness whilst knowing the destiny that lies ahead? I implore you, dear brother, let us unite in purpose and endeavor together to break free from this cursed place.

[@frankmanismyname1147]

No, bröther. THERE ARE NO OATS FOR THE OATLESS

[@michaeldoliotis6437]

“Does this sweet cane make of you an Abel” bars💯

[@Morlev44]

"There's no mercy for the oatless" ngl, it goes incredibly hard

[@AmberCommentsThings]

Souls boss energy

[@JB-xl2jc]

​@@AmberCommentsThings "Oats, all over the stove... you'll spill one of them.... sooner or later..."

[@DEVILLK1LL]

The most MEANINGFUL 5 minutes of my life.

[@CaseOhfoodeater]

Brother

[@DEVILLK1LL]

@@CaseOhfoodeater yes brother

[@testchannel8151]

"Every word I speak is an oat I spill" He does not need to cook because that is raw as hell

[@majoras_swag2]

The tall skinny figures won't take him to The Shed of No Return because he is not the one who was absolutely cooked with these bars.

[@KingGopherNuts]

this is some Dracula Flow level shitposting

[@DawnEnergy]

So he does need to cook..? because it's raw as hell .... so its uncooked...?? ... im confused brother ...

[@testchannel8151]

@@DawnEnergy "Raw" in internet slang is referring to lines or dialogues that feel authentic and/or evoke a strong emotion. It's often subjective on what is considered "raw", so it varies from person to person.

[@DawnEnergy]

@@testchannel8151 he he he i know, you didnt have to go all wikipedia on me brother, i just wish the joke was better worded meaning it didnt had dissonance between the idea of raw and the idea of cooked, but its all right, no worries brother

[@fakepng1]

Here before the oats were given.

[@omelette_official]

egg

[@Red-Amplification]

Same

[@No-longer1]

Make that two …or four, I suppose

[@Vsauce314]

Yeah

[@user00419]

egg

[@ChamanConTenis]

I wasn't ready for the other one to start spitting straight up bars

[@yopoxikeweapescai9066]

"i was there the day the tall skinny figure slew the brother" - Porkal Dorn

[@christophersalumro3076]

TTS

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Ok people you joke but you can't deny that this is fantastic voice acting. Edit 3:31 ok all except that what the hell

[@Knife69694]

0:22 how dogs act when they see you eat chocolate

[@Colonel-Sigma]

Too accurate, he's just a poor starving boy 😔

[@manu_spawn]

Sanguinius trying make Horus come back from Chaos' side

[@GalanThings]

Through the first monologue I was sure the one with oats will just respond with something along "Brother, I have just saw you eat your part of the oats"

[@thesuperpierre59]

I thought he was just going to say something like: “What ?” With the amount of silence they had 😂

[@niriop]

I kept thinking about the “Abel” line all day today.

[@yertius]

Notorious P. I. G. back with another banger

[@lukepost1562]

This goes hard Wtf lol

[@sparklingstickynote]

lmfaooo

[@McQzv]

This narration truly is top tier. Such a quality voice and expression

[@thedinkster5772]

These oat memes have no reason to have dialogue that goes THIS hard

[@antoinemenzies970]

It's crazy ive had the same conversation with my brother

[@tomasalexandrugrigore5770]

Nothing has taken me off guard as greatly as the sudden spiiting of bars at the end

[@-Raylight]

*"This is not cringe. This is KEK, father "* -Rogal Dorn, probably

[@dukefirn13]

"Had I one that ever loved me, that brother would have tore his shrinking belly and let me feast before begging for my share" fucking metal 3:02

[@ExceedProduction]

lovecraftian ass line

[@daredevil2724]

Hardest line in the video

[@Mr.pigeon935]

The voice sounds soo damn satisfying

[@butterbread2450]

4:06 brother got absolutely fried by pigeminem

[@aresking4332]

"Brother, the 99p store is down the road. I asked you if you wanted some and you said no. Go get them yourself, i'm not going back again"

[@itiso1123]

in the end real oats are the friends we made along the way

[@youmober]

Canibillism

[@NotHikoXNeko]

2:47 I didn't expect that 💀

[@Karlplomacy]

The algorithm didnt spare an hour to send this to my fyp.

[@akizenx]

This is a certified hood classic

[@DiXtionRap]

It's hard to say who's existence is more bleak, for the brother without mercy seems to never be satisfied, his greed is his undoing. He gained more oats but lost any pleasure that oats could provide

[@Idiotdragon8]

But the oats do provide, brother.

[@futurecuber24]

@@Idiotdragon8 no brother, the more oats you consume the more you need. And thus, there comes an hour when no amount of harvest will satisfy your hunger, the pit in your stomach is an infinite hole that can never be filled. Ironic, isn't it brother?

[@DiXtionRap]

@@futurecuber24 indeed brother

[@DiXtionRap]

@@Idiotdragon8 I must correct you brother, while it is true that oats provide when ones greed and desire to becomes larger through consuming oats grows too much the provision given by oats becomes not a pleasure to enjoy but an all consuming hunger that is never satisfied, thus the provision cannot be perceived

[@Kyle-nm1kh]

The sinner eats oats but is empty. The hungry eats nothing but is filled with love

[@imanGoudjo-h9x]

i swear "every word i speak is a oat i spill" hits different💀

[@TheDJmax335]

Sounds like the second brother is about to ascend into a dark souls boss themed around greed and sorrow.

[@arthurbarros5189]

It's a side quest. The "Oatless Brother" will ask you to give rest to his sibling's soul. You need to find the Cursed Oat Sack and put it in the Plateau of Suine Souls. Then the "Consumer of Oats" boss will appear, and unless you have gathered Oat Sacks to throw around and distract him along the way, it's a tought boss.

[@nicktripp9147]

The music is part of the ambient soundtrack From Fable 1 released on the original Xbox

[@Kartik-fv4vo]

Oatless Brother been real quiet since this dropped

[@freddiemossberg7204]

Thought the first brother was overly dramatic at first but that was before the second brother got on the mic 😂

[@arthurbarros5189]

He is. This all happens in the time the farmer goes to get a second bag of oats in the shed. It is like this every thursday.

[@starseeker1334]

The new lore of Horus Heresy is excellent

[@V-Ner_d]

George Orwell's Animal Farm looks a lot more different than I remember it

[@trevorm1579]

Snowball started spittin

[@fredweasleyandleovaldezswife]

What are you talking about, brother? This was always the true Animal Farm.

[@PatCaroline]

Man, “Animal Farm” had better writing than I remembered

[@ItsLerez]

Burialgoods, either going thro some cosmic horror concept or "Pig: Spare me some of your oats"

[@sp4c1ng_0ut8]

Peak content

[@DesusChristus]

this whole conversation could be metal lyrics

[@avxway]

2:06 that felt like a bullet, ouch.

[@kaiser-365]

Enjoying the Fable music in the background. Underrated soundtrack, honestly.

[@squidtugboat3689]

The rap was unexpected but expertly done

[@paramottbunnjaweht6080]

Oats to joy

[@bootif]

"There is no mercy for the oatless"

[@ajbolt7]

2:20 this goes hard

[@TheWeldingPanzer]

I can feel the Tolkien inspiration. 10/10.

[@aayanahmedkhan7775]

Tolkien could never

[@sp4c1ng_0ut8]

@@aayanahmedkhan7775Not unless you gave him some oats

[@ElGrabnar]

Closer than rings of power I guess.

[@Tunneltoo]

​@@ElGrabnarrings of power is a tiny atom, no, it is simply nothing compared to this.

[@joshualawrence2963]

“Brother, there is no mercy for the oatless” goes hella hard

[@Poliostasis]

I love oats, if only my brother would spare me some...

[@quieness]

There is no mercy for the oatless, my bretheren

[@XDYFYBLYN]

brother would you spare me some of your uhhhh..... ummmm....... i forgot.

[@paolobucci2761]

I forgOAT

[@Sir_Leung]

@@paolobucci2761*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!*

[@Divyesh44]

If you listen to his rap in 1.5x it actually sounds fire.

[@BlazingOwnager]

This is a new genre. Oatcore.

[@jimhaney6384]

"Giving oats to the outless..." This shit is so funny OMG 🤣

[@superpear64]

as a traditional oil painter, i can confirm this painting which was executed in the mid-1800s is truly good.

[@DM-kl4em]

I was initially worried that the original had been taken down. I was delighted to see that this is, in fact, a sequel. It appears that we may truly have an "oats cinematic universe" on our hands.

[@theliato3809]

Its a meme yet he gives such a heartfelt performance. Let him have his oats.

[@eenvhenshun]

“Goodbye brother”, famous last words

[@big_boi-ox7ri]

It would seem, brother, that thou hath forsaken me. It is unfortunate as to how this has turned. I will miss thee when thou art gone. I see the tall skinny figures approach, thy reckoning is upon thee.

[@darth3261]

The pig with oats is a Sith Lord I'm telling you

[@Dogempire-001]

Bro was waiting to rap like this his entire life

[@sugmagaming7665]

I'm craving Oats right now ngl

[@ThisFace]

Well that beat drop was possibly on the top of my list of most unexpected things from oat post. Lay it down Chris.P.Bacon

[@officialvatican]

this is god tier shitposting i’m invested

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

The oats whisper truths into my ear, brother! They tell me to ignore your pleas, for they reveal your lies!

[@SAENICSAENIC]

The start:😭 The end:😎

[@kaeldavidson6898]

The selfish brother was then slain and consumed by the begging brother. Desperation easily overpowering gluttony, greed, and sloth

[@angelobonanno1859]

you really giving a use to the Fable OST

[@Doabit]

The song at 1:25 is from the video game Fable, called "Lychfield Cemetery" by Russel Shaw. Awesome video as always!

[@Nephril]

I was caught up in that too

[@scooter5248]

damn, that got deep real quick. fr went from “I don’t wanna share my food” to “Why have you cast me into this eternal hell of meaninglessness?” real fast.

[@blake2716]

Brotherhood is not lessened when one brother is foolish, Captain. You can still be forgiven.

[@Harbinger_of_entropy]

BEHOLD!! THE SEQUEL!! A glorious continuation.

[@Yunbeomsok]

I have never been more excited for a video about pig brothers discussing the sharing of oats.

[@Sonichero151]

Damn Orson welle's animal farm went a lot harder than i remember........

[@capodelfino8507]

"Giving oats to the oatless."

[@raouf668]

This is a glorious day to be alive

[@raineseth5661]

Lyrics: "Brother, would you spare me some of your oats?" " *_No._* "

[@Bullinthehouse]

The music background... it's just beautiful 😮

[@williamroeben]

that was both fire hot and ice cold

[@Thedark.324]

Damn, the monologue and the voice , crazy good 💯