ZIS IS THE EARGESPLITTEN LOUDENBOOMER

Music:
• Panzerlied german song...

[@burialgoods]

I made a third one! kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5nYfHSLopl3e7M

[@sweatybeanz808]

Thanks for making the most german thing I've ever seen

[@SCidejump]

The first one at least made some sense compared to this one lol

[@jacob2802]

It's good to see this meme alive and well in 2024

[@Not_honest_enough]

The aggression put into "it FFFOKS" I love it so much

[@ibraheemshuaib8954]

Almost brought a 2nd Fokker Scurge with how aggressive that tone was

[@ryanroggenbuck942]

It fokks

[@CryptidRenfri]

I see your Fockewulf and raise you a Sopwith Camel

[@comradedog4075]

*IT* *FOKKS*

[@tre049]

​@@ryanroggenbuck942 no ITS FOKKS

[@senseifarm]

Still feels like a fever dream hearing your language disassembled like that. I am still mind blown about Wissenschaft

[@FungusMcChungus]

That's easy... is Schafts wissen

[@FenrizNNN]

Wait until you hear about the word "Witchcraft"

[@DustMug]

@@FenrizNNN easy. It crafts witches

[@Ghost_Division]

No, naturwissenchaft is more complicated

[@FungusMcChungus]

@@Ghost_Division nein, nein... it is merely schafting of naturwissen

[@theradiumgirl9298]

The switching between the german accent and the yeehaw freedom miles feet ounces American accent has me dying

[@tackywhale5664]

Lol, same!

[@eastoncreger4279]

As sn american, I would like to mention that you forgot to say cheeseburger in between freedom and miles, and forgot gun violence right after ounces. The rest is the correct, official name.

[@cincinnati4391]

@@eastoncreger4279If you’re discussing rural redneck muricans, gun violence doesn’t apply cus that’s a city slicker thang 🤠

[@zyriantel9601]

@@eastoncreger4279 And don’t forget inches! The fuck am I supposed to do with a _centimeter?_

[@ajeje1996]

@@zyriantel9601 You use it to meter cents!

[@taylorberry5228]

Still waiting for "This is a Spitfire. It fires spit.

[@ianqwery8530]

Or alternatively, "it spits fire".

[@emanwe01]

@@ianqwery8530 I think the "fires spit" version is funnier, personally.

[@neonmem8826]

Wish granted

[@Mika-ph6ku]

@@emanwe01it's more British for sure

[@reanetsemoleleki8219]

​@@ianqwery8530that's in England. In Germany it fires spit.

[@Seoul_Soldier]

The German language is honestly very elegant when you break it down this way.

[@Pekara121]

Yeah but most of the time he says it like a drunk cocaine addict 😂 which is obviously for comedic effect.

[@lemon_ade867]

yeah but if you actually know German it's EVEN MORE FUNNY 😭😭😭 since half the time he explains what these things do is purposefully switched around for comedic effect 😭

[@Myriip]

Only that it is not german, lmao. Average US education?

[@lemon_ade867]

@@Myriip troll much?

[@herscher1297]

Its not even always german

[@argentcosmonautmobile5672]

Wow....the eargesplitten is an actual cartridge that existed. Made by wildcat cartridge developer 'Parker Otto Ackley', an american gunsmith, barrel maker and author. The cartridge was designed to preform the goal of firing a .22 bullet at 5,000 ft/s but at the most achieved 4,600 (for perspective, this is Mach 4.2). It's parent cartridge case was a .378 Weatherby Magnum and the fastest shot was 50 grains in weight, propelled by 105 grains (it does not state on anything ive read of what compound of smokless powder was used). This was designed in the 1960s and there do not seem to be any recordings of the round being fired. The name, apparently, was a joke about how absurd the cartridge was. I suppose he had the same sense of humour when it came to German naming practices and peculiarly. German is a rather silly language at times. It would be almost unbearable to take how literal the language is, if not said in it's tone.

[@Chicky_Lumps]

I was gonna say no way that the cartridge saw actual combat use, that's just a stupidly lopsided design. Apparently it really was just a "because I can" troll design. 😂

[@argentcosmonautmobile5672]

@@Chicky_Lumps And that is what makes P.O. Ackley a Certified MadLad.

[@agoogleaccount2861]

That particular Ackley cartridge was designed to see how fast a bullet could travel. . And it's Possibly the most impossible to supress cartridge in existence

[@guyincognito959]

Nice, thanks for the info. That name really sounds like a silly idea a German (or more likely Dutch :) would explain something in English when very very drunk. Which sounds like it existed in the realm of possibilies. Some of the words split up here really make sense and are used like this, or have a differently conjugated / irregular verb form instead. German can be used very literal, and words, nouns, are often set together to create a descriptive "new" word. Eg, the "Eisenbahn" is a carriage that moves on a predefined track ("Bahn") which is made of "iron" ("Eisen"; which is actually steel, but same difference to some uneducated onlooker from the 1800s)

[@argentcosmonautmobile5672]

@guyincognito959 Ahhhh, I see. I am not fluent with German, but that puts things in perspective. I appreciate the insight!

[@shred1894]

.22 Eargesplitten Loudenboomer is interesting from a theoretical perspective. Since it's a small 50gr .22 projectile in a .378 weatherby magnum case, the physics behind it are a bit wonky. No idea what the optimal power load or barrel length would be, but the chamber pressure would either be absolutely insane, or it would need a ridiculously long barrel to get full powder burn, maybe both. And good luck getting the projectile to not disintegrate under the forces of it firing.

[@burialgoods]

ah, a fellow reloader

[@shred1894]

@@burialgoods I wish. I'm too poor to afford reloading equipment.

[@burialgoods]

perhaps one day you will, it's a rewarding hobby

[@frandurrieu6477]

Thanks for the spec sheet

[@piza.3232]

Based choice of avatar.

[@Thenoname348]

1:29 "oh boy! i hope i dont get banned today!" the U-Bahn:

[@Pekara121]

Lol 😂 it's an abbreviation for Untergrund Bahn. You know cause it's a Bahn that's underground •_•

[@lemon_ade867]

​@@Pekara121 yeah and I love how the guy in the video switches the explanations around on purpose 😭 I'm laughing my ass off

[@zyriantel9601]

⁠@@Pekara121 So it Bahns the Untergrund, you say?

[@Pekara121]

@@zyriantel9601 absolutely

[@circeciernova1712]

The Unterzeeboot:

[@nathanstein8762]

I love how there’s a distant “hey!” when Bill gets hooked

[@yosefyonin6824]

you'd be yelling too if you got hooked

[@TeamOneDay]

This is Burialgoods. It Buries Goods.

[@ДаниилВолбушко]

It Goods Buries

[@RubixstewYT]

Goods, it buries

[@burialgoods]

More like, "buried with the goods"

[@ДаниилВолбушко]

The goods themselves buried with the man

[@TeamOneDay]

@@burialgoods Time to grave rob then.

[@ERIK-457]

As a german i can tell most of those quotes about the name of those things dont even make any sense in german but it's so fucking hilarious

[@brandonszpot8948]

Most of them make more sense in English hahaha

[@TheColombianSpartan]

I am Dutch, but my German is decent so you and I are in a similar position lmao

[@OmniscientWarrior]

I might only know Anglish, with some German. But I know quite a bit of Alter Anglish, and much of this I understood and understood when it didn't make sense. Like a kampfwagon, it doesn't wagen kampf. Like why is it even called a camp in the first place? And butterflies, the name makes no sense in English, but what is a schmitter?

[@cantinadudes]

​@@OmniscientWarriorkampf means fight, so if you break kampfwagen into its 2 basic words, kampf and wagen its just "fight wagon". But i honestly have no idea why butterfly is called schmetterling. Schmettern means smashing and ling usually indicates that something is very small.

[@Squid728]

​@@cantinadudesit schmetters the lings

[@kennethlamb4054]

Honestly whoever designed the tank suppressor knew what they were doing.

[@the_retag]

Its even better A 155mm artillery suppressor Cause the civilians complained about the noise of the glorious pzh2000

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

I can see a joke about it being made in a sex scene in a "military tech as people" anime

[@leschatssuperstars1741]

what the fuck do you watch cause i want its source@@lyokianhitchhiker

[@DaddyLeviticus]

I hate when the enemy tank busts so hard it destroys the camp we set up

[@TheRealFrozenFire]

"I should call him"

[@hexagonalcarbon]

This is a Porsche. It oversteers.

[@berniejo5307]

This is a Audi. It understeers.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

This is a BMW It never uses turn signals

[@A_river_dirt_cheese]

This is a Ford GT40 It wins Le Manz

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

@@A_river_dirt_cheese This is a Dodge Ram. It does neither.

[@A_river_dirt_cheese]

@@thegardenofeatin5965 this is a Ford F-150 You save gas because it doesn’t run

[@polskabalaclava]

My personal favorite: This is the Panzerfaust (Tank Fist), *It Fausts Panzers*

[@wingdingfontbro]

I love Fisting tanks

[@BlooMonkiMan]

​@@wingdingfontbro OwO

[@elitely6748]

Hearing the German names for everything become cursed when disassembled is hilarious especially with your voice! Could listen to this man read an entire German manual for a Panzerkampfwagen V Panther or a book, *thank you KZbin for comprehending this to us we look forward to more!*

[@secretbaguette]

The fact he goes from 'This is a PIAT' in a super moderated and serious voice like you might find in a war department film on the use of the thing to the very un-british 'We have no idea what the fuck to do' in a voice of mild panic, is just brilliant, hasn't failed to make me laugh yet.

[@Alexander59059]

0:18 The shear energy in this one is palpable

[@Randomdudethatplaysgameyeahfr]

I died of laughter right there lol

[@IAmTheSenate218]

​@@Randomdudethatplaysgameyeahfrwanna laugh louder? Its a swear word in Afrikaans,referring to a mf but without the mother part. "Oh there flies a @$##$!😂😂😂

[@Your-avarage-pasta-enjoyer]

And the authority of which he says it just makes it better

[@PKM_mudraptor_gaming]

I dont know why but this just tickled the funny chemical glands in my brain well

[@frandurrieu6477]

Its the voice

[@ElectrifiedGremlin]

@@frandurrieu6477oh no! He has a mid talent show in his brain

[@marshaenderheart]

​@@ElectrifiedGremlindaaaaaaamn

[@peternagy6847]

I love how amongst all the weapons, vehicles and other appliances there's just two random insects (a weevil and a moth, if I'm not mistaken)

[@MysterDaftGame]

And a beetle !

[@mothematic]

​@@MysterDaftGame? there was no beetle

[@scaryshit24]

​@@mothematiche doesnt get it...

[@fun_g]

​@@MysterDaftGameAHAH! I GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME TWO DAYS 💀 AND I CAME BACK JUST TO REPLY THIS

[@Squid728]

Weevil partyyyy

[@tedhubertcrusio372]

1:42 technically it's correct though...

[@tf3confirmedbuthv54]

0:17 An appropriate sequel to the Focke-Wulf, with the appropriate exclamation as well

[@enchantedcrane6328]

"it hooks bill" "hEY!" 💀🤣🤣🤣

[@connormcgarvey2942]

1:37 I was fully expecting this to be "it doesn't work"

[@mot3600official]

"this is a people car, it cars people" is what the Volkswagen one said i think

[@GreenLad319]

I love these videos of jokes about taking stuff very literal and your voice fits very well

[@degariuslozak2169]

I need more of the German Attenborough in my life 1:14

[@DoktrDub]

This has taught me more about the great German nation than all of my history lessons in school combined.

[@Myriip]

This round was invented by an american and the words are not german. You were taught nothing, you just assumed based on low education.

[@TmOnlineMapper]

I have whiplash from how quickly this changes back and forth between "not even remotely close to how this works" to "indeed it does"...

[@Fearless_on_my_Breath]

Im dying rn💀💀 And those smiles in between, oh what a masterpiece.

[@gooshy8312]

Lol, that was great! Probably no one here remembers it, but there was a show in the 90s, a cop comedy called Sledge Hammer. Sledge was the kind of cop who carried a model 627 .44 magnum and liked everything bigger, faster and louder. One day he was attaching a large device to his muzzle. His partner says she's never seen him use a silencer. *derisive snort* "For your information, this isn't a silencer - it's a _loudener_". He takes a shot at a bad guy and it sounds like a tank, windows get broken up and down the street, etc.

[@wingdingfontbro]

Ok that’s hysterical

[@phillipmele8533]

0:39 “This is a Fallschirmjäger. It dies in Crete.”

[@theneounknown1343]

That Fokker part got me! It Fokks. Like a FockeWulff.

[@thegaminghistorian1209]

It Focks wulffs

[@TheNN]

The "It blows shit up!" @0:31 is what always breaks me any time I watch this.

[@flickcentergaming680]

Same.

[@Jerry-3031]

The dreamcast one made me laugh the most. Purely unexpected.

[@Ducky_yandere]

nice pfp

[@Salutethesun2]

0:54 zis is a zwiehander, it destroys gargoyles

[@shanerooney7288]

Zis is a Zweihänder It requires Zwei hands 🙌

[@kukuV.3]

And invaders and people you invade

[@mrkiky]

zis is a bass cannon, it shoots fish in a barrel.

[@fierylightning3422]

0:45 literally translates to stalin organ

[@Pekara121]

For anyone who's confused: it doesn't mean Stalin's bodily organ. It means Stalin's instrument. Perhaps the machine reminded them of the instrument or smth idfk.

[@fierylightning3422]

@@Pekara121 pretty much, it was stalin's organ because of the noise the rockets made while burning through-out the air. whenever the soviets used their katyushas, the germans knew sh** was about to hit the fan.

[@Gantradies]

“What? NO, a MUSICAL organ, idiot!”

[@fierylightning3422]

@@Gantradies - Unaware german soldier about to be blown up

[@cantinadudes]

​@@Pekara121yea the katyusha was quite loud.

[@zero-er6ju]

I cant believe i sat through almost 3 minutes of this, I NEED MORE

[@burialgoods]

there is more

[@inkchariot6147]

For the Dreamcast, I expected you to say "It's Thinking."

[@_MaxNeon_]

- This is a billhook. It hooks Bill. - Hey!

[@Omba820]

2:18 this one is the only one i can fully understand as it sounds like shell dampener and its a silencer for tanks

[@feuerling]

Schall is a German word for sound

[@CasabaHowitzer]

"Schalldämpfer" just means "suppressor" or "silencer". There is no connection between the German word "Schall" ("sound") and the English word "shell".

[@mrkiky]

Should've called that one the fokker if you know what I mean...

[@BrightyLikeThat]

The little “Hey!” when you get to the billhook is golden

[@elif_coşkun_77]

the sequel we did not deserve, but we want, and we got :^)

[@PhngluiMglwnafh]

This is an OG Internet meme. I love it

[@charlenetweaver2557]

1:32 that one's real accurate My great grandfather used to talk about using one of those It was the worst thing he'd ever shot and had the displeasure of reloading

[@absoluteaquarian]

The sequel that I never knew that I wanted until now

[@eleethtahgra7182]

0:04 Based on the wording, its an "ear splitting loud boom" It boom louds n split ear.

[@robertnett9793]

You are completely correct with the Fleischwolf. The fine cutting is indeed called 'wolfen'

[@Жойлес]

Those vids helped me realise that I, indeed, have a thing for German language

[@OmniscientWarrior]

English is Germanic

[@gamorspeedruns3845]

“Grenade machine gun?” God I love our defense budget

[@RHWright]

I love how in German every noun is proper and they compound words every chance they get.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

We do that in English, even to make new words that are already defined by a word or the words used to make the new word. Example: ever means eternal or ongoing. So, if something is for ever, it is eternal. But it dumbasses decide it was a good idea to make a new word to let us know something was eternal of that could last for ever. Bet you can guess the word. That's right, forever. So now to say something will last for ever, we have adopted and made it a requirement to say that it last for forever. While in German they kept it as für emma, and they translate both ever and forever as emma, because saying für für emma sounds dumb, as it should. But we have words like ambulance, from ambulate meaning to move, and ance the process of, to let is know this is a thing to move (people). Telephone - it tells tele (moves) phone (sound). Telegraph - it tele graph (a chart of something, in this case sounds but of specific patterns) Television - it tele visions. Photograph - it graphs photo(n)- light Autograph - it is a graph of auto (self), often we use this to chart who oneself is. Midwife - it is mid (means with) wife (means woman) but compounded to refer to being the person that is helping with labor. And anyone calling themselves a midhusband is an idiot because the wife part isn't referring to them; unless they really are assisting the husband (but that isn't quite the correct term).

[@RHWright]

@OmniscientWarrior Oh I know, we do it in English, too. It just seems that for as much as it happens in English, it happens even more in German.

[@TT.357]

For anyone who is wondering about that last pic, it’s a suppressor (silencer) for 155mm howitzers. Crazy.

[@RenatoGPadilla]

"It casts DREAMS". *Sigh*... Yes. Yes it did.

[@burialgoods]

The first one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3eTnIyKiqtgn7c

[@FenrizNNN]

This is a burialgoods, it goods burials.

[@Marder_IFV]

​@@FenrizNNNthis is a FenrizNobile, it Nobile Frenriz'

[@RubixstewYT]

​@Marder_IFV this is a Marder IFV It IFV Marders

[@FenrizNNN]

@@RubixstewYT This is a RubixstewYT, it Stews rubixYT

[@degariuslozak2169]

It's what made me subscribe❤

[@OrangeC7]

Wow, that schalldaempfer is a very nice shape. Very well designed

[@tdavis2j]

I love how half of these make perfect sense transliterated and the other half are completely unhinged.

[@timmy6890]

I remember that big ass silencer

[@count69]

"This is a Volkswagen - It Wagens Volk" is actually nicely accurate!

[@justinsneed9339]

The apfelblütenstecher got me i don't know why 😂

[@chesterstevens8870]

"This is a U-bahn. It bahns U!" Say it with me, lads; "and it does it for free!"

[@DerMannII]

Holy hell, someone saved my PIAT meme from like 2013.

[@Bababooey95]

"It... FOKKS" got me good 😂

[@americanslav2262]

FOKKS

[@u.kw1461]

These will never get boring

[@Xaevryn]

"This is a Fokker... it FOKKS" has so much power behind it. I love it.

[@CFNightmare]

Funny thing is that most of this still makes completely sense in german

[@feuerling]

You have to ignore the grammar, but as long as the compound word is split up correctly it still retains some of its meaning

[@cantinadudes]

Somewhat lol

[@RedCactus845]

Still waiting for "this is the flammenwerfer, it werfs flammens"

[@NotRenjiro]

2:12 As a german I can confirm that zis is not a U-Boot

[@YourAverageCringeYoutuber]

Wait that’s not a U-boat? It looks like one. Unless this is a joke, then wooosh me

[@raz0rquack]

@@YourAverageCringeKZbinrthis is an r/woosh, it whoosh / r’s you

[@YourAverageCringeYoutuber]

@@raz0rquack 🤣

[@Ikikr3x]

“This is a PIAT.” “We have no idea WTF to do” Perfect

[@caosin3667]

I like how the zweihander one is literally a screenshot from dark souls You can even see the father's mask

[@niwoh]

It also say "bass cannon" on it lol

[@Baffl]

proof my humour is broken and i love it

[@freddiewashington4751]

1:11 I never knew I wanted to hear Sir David Attenborough speaking German until now

[@brantleynorman2963]

I love how literal words can be sometimes

[@trolled420]

This is truly a video

[@FenrizNNN]

This is truly the video of all time.

[@DB8ed]

....It videos truly

[@Zedyne]

Each one is better than the previous, so dumb but still so funny!

[@livenishikireaction]

"This is a Drilldozer! It drills!"

[@bobmartin9918]

Volkswagen actually works because it roughly translates to "People's car"

[@Pekara121]

That's the literal translation. They just said "das ist der Wagen des Volkes" so we'll name it Volkswagen. It's not that weird considering theres multiple other words that start with "Volks".

[@equilibrum999]

Volkenvolk@@Pekara121

[@lestevegmbh2637]

The word never recovered from that whole II. World War thing, if you use it outside of names you will appear old or as an far right activist.

[@willdrake542]

The German David Attenborough voice cracked me up 1:12

[@ren7a8ero]

I thought the Dreamcast name was silly, then years ago I had this epiphany and understood, it has the most epic console name ever.

[@dippst]

ah yes, grenade machines. america's favorite party favor.

[@kolper6799]

I hate myself for fact that looking on any long german word I remember that awfull joke about why they need extra space. Guilty gigles.

[@yez1062]

My favourite one from a similar video was like: This is an M4A1. It jams.

[@DaCouchWarrior]

0:24 the only thing that actually makes sence and still funny.

[@geckoram6286]

The words I knew were as funny as the ones I didn't. Peak comedy.

[@Benzinilinguine]

2:00 Very subtle Sonic Boom reference in the southern voice?

[@officialluckyturn]

This is pure gold❤ thanks for this gem from Germany

[@SamanthaElding]

I laughed till I cried. I cried till it hurt. Then the video ended, and I'm still hurting. German is the most fun to break back down.

[@cantinadudes]

Until you have to use words like Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung (yes thats a real word)

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

"Earsplittingly Loud Boom" the bullet.

[@BierBart12]

I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time, I'm in fokking tears

[@IAmTheSenate218]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@IAmTheSenate218]

Lekke man

[@HourRomanticist]

The happiness with "it BOOTS u!" 😂

[@ulysses11]

Zis is a Burialgoods Video. It Videos good burials.

[@highlander8862]

it Videos Burialgoods

[@equilibrum999]

Zis is a ulysses11 it ulys ses 11s

[@sorath1396]

It’s a good thing that I’m not bohemian. I don’t want that bohemian earspoon anywhere near my ears.

[@lodm07]

the sequel we all needed

[@PlunderAchiever]

”It hooks bill” "-hey!"

[@donflamingo795]

Learned more German in one video than school will ever teach me.

[@Ace-0-Spades]

"this is a billhook - it hooks bill" Glad my name ain't bill

[@CarlosAlejandro.-ke6gr]

I got stuck on the first image trying to guess the ballistics of this abomination,. "OH yes the EAGERSPLITTEN! it shoots 32 grains at half lightspeed"🤣

[@yosefyonin6824]

it booms loud and splits your ears

[@_dreko]

This is not the video I wanted; but, it was the video I needed.

[@intiotto3616]

"Its a kanone that abwehrs you from flugs in 8.8cm" is such a gem

[@le9038]

Okay, The Dreamcast one got me there.

[@justas423]

Your voice acting is impeccable.