Quest for the Cosmic Crisp!

[@Ani-df1zu]

Ian is singlehandedly keeping the stock video industry alive.

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

I wonder if there’s a way to get sponsored by the whole stock video/picture industry 🤔

[@TheFluffernutter12]

Ariana S this is top comment because it’s too true

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

Ariana S him and internet historian.

[@themarlboromandalorian]

His sense of humour and his editing are the primary reasons why I subscribed.

[@thedigiseviper1330]

@@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks I was just gonna say internet historian is giving him a run for his money lol

[@charleswfgk7028]

This felt like I was in a baby carrier and Ian was showing me the sights of the city. Effervescent

[@MrCamara47]

Did you notice his painted nails during that effervescence?

[@karlturner5678]

@@MrCamara47 I mean, they look good

[@cypher237]

Just like denture cleaner.... 👍

[@cypher237]

Perfect description. 👌

[@cherryberry7431]

@@MrCamara47 wait what really? When?

[@AnnCatsanndra]

I appreciate Ian's sick drifting skills! He didn't run over a single pedestrian despite driving right through them!

[@Jackuval]

rewatching that with this new lens was comedy gold

[@TheeCapN]

When you're good enough sometimes you need to drift between world's to survive

[@Its_Me_Romano]

Because he doesn't drive a mustang

[@wwlaurenww]

This is the perfect intersection of a PBS Kids show and an Adult Swim segment. It's like a beautiful liminal space between the mundane and surreal. Primo content

[@MMDAMV]

That is a PERFECT description of the Brutalmoose Experience™

[@karla9319]

Absolutely

[@SeveralGhost]

Very wise, Lauren. Subscribed

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Weird Al in UHF meets Bill Nye the Science Guy. Sound effects and all.

[@MrWest949]

How are you brave to say something so wise?

[@thepokekid01]

I love how this is shot like a first person shooter with the coffee equipped.

[@narsicko6919]

TACTICAL MOCHA EQUIPPED

[@residentflamingo115]

@@narsicko6919 nice

[@theonlybilge]

"coffee"

[@sdivine13]

Just needed a sip counter in the corner

[@laceyh]

I am an 85 year old woman at heart, trapped in a 22 year old body and as such I am obsessed with Fiestaware and all of my dishes are multicolored Fiestaware. I was way too excited to see it here haha.

[@user-io9hj9ip2d]

I know how you feel, the older i get the more and more excitement i get out of the kitchenware section of stores

[@toddlisasmith9512]

Best comment 🏆

[@ammagee]

There's an outlet in West Virginia where they are made

[@sarajohnson6855]

I actually just sold some fiesta wear at a garage sale recently. A set of peacock blue fiesta tea pot and cups/saucers. The lady who bought them was so excited for them and I was happy to be a part of that 😊

[@tylerfromtexas6556]

brutalmoose is the kind of guy where anything he does is great. He's like that guy you just want to chill with, and talk whatever come to mind, no matter how random it is...

[@whitestguyuknow]

I don't say this about any guy but I like his voice too lol

[@johnnybensonitis7853]

I love his content but I don't think I would wanna try being friends with him. He would probably be busy making videos to ever hang out! Then it would lead to me giving that speech & say something like, "Work & family is all you care about! What happened to the good old days, Moose?? *What happened to us?!* " I dunno, now it's starting to sound pretty sweet! 😏😂 But yeah, he is great. He has done a variety of different types of content and they are all incredible! I'd love to see more Televoid, but hell, hard to complain whenever everything he uploads is fun to watch!

[@TashiVoices_35]

@@whitestguyuknow Yeah, his voice is really relaxing to listen to.

[@H0T5H0TJ0N]

He is truly brutal.

[@gre.g]

I feel like Ian is my cool uncle who took me to the farmers market

[@YourFoxFriendYT]

Then touched me in the bathroom

[@chrisrobinson8751]

God aka internetinc hey my name is Chris work downtown Seattle pike place market

[@TinnitusTuning]

God aka internetinc cool

[@CheeseCakeCupcake23]

My cool uncle took me to this specific market Can confirm that this video is similar to that experience à

[@Silver2308]

Ian would be the coolest uncle.

[@crayonpack]

The parts where the cups are in our face makes me feel like I'm a tiny animal inside Ian's coat

[@residentflamingo115]

Lol

[@DianaTheVixen]

It totally feels that way and it brings me joy

[@flylo7018]

:)

[@favoritemustard3542]

I thought we were!?

[@kraszyfox]

Ian bites into apple Cathy Mitchell: LOVE THAT CRUNCH

[@sighrelief]

Basically every independent comic/pop culture store has to have a dedicated pop-vinyl section. I've never seen one without it since they've come out. I'm not even sure the store owners like them, but it's basically financial suicide not to carry them.

[@HaydenX]

Considering how terribly unreliable income can be in said stores, I imagine they quite like them. People who run collectibles/memorabilia shops do so because it's a passion, and if said passion can be subsidized by morons with terrible taste and fat wallets...that's gotta be good.

[@LackOfCreativiT]

@@HaydenX I think they might have meant they don't even like the pop vinyls. I don't know how anyone even does.

[@rampageblizzard]

Why do people buy these things? That and Funko pops. Blegh.

[@Lameashellcosplay]

My local comic store has an entire aisle detecated to them as well as a display of the new ones in the comic section. I own a few but only ones of characters it's hard to get merchandise for.

[@thegamefree1]

@@rampageblizzard. funko pops HQ is in evertt,WA just like Jones soda HQ is in seattle,WA

[@JackalB4]

Those cosmic crisp apples look an awful lot like the animal crossing perfect apples.

[@russianbot8576]

omg you're right.

[@YuliaLinderoth]

I bought a Red Delicious apple once that looked exactly like the Perfect Apple. I almost didn't eat it. photos.app.goo.gl/UzoDAoAUJC7RidQd6 It's just pictures of apple, don't worry.

[@cantdance3809]

@@YuliaLinderoth they knew

[@Vaksharules1999]

@@YuliaLinderoth That's a beautiful apple. Looks like a shiny ruby!

[@DoctorChained]

@@Vaksharules1999 It's a red delicious though, so it's guaranteed to taste like ass

[@vivalanina]

it woule be cool to buy 12 and eat one a month and note the differences in taste over time!!!

[@themoribundapathetic4530]

as an unhealthy person, yes it would take me a good 6mo to eat all of them as of rn.

[@cypher237]

I bought 4... I usually eat like 1-2 apples a day. But these 4 apples cost me $9. So I plan on doleing them out, lol... & I live in WA state where you'd think apples would be practically free! 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@foxycrystal8961]

@@cypher237 So, it's been a while, how was it ?

[@cypher237]

@@foxycrystal8961 hey! They were pretty darn good, but not worth $9 for 4.... imo. The taste is too similar to other types of apples. So, save your cash! 🤷‍♀️

[@psychoticax645]

@ANDREW HAGUE basically said 12 apples, over 12 months, noting how one tastes one month, then another the next, and so on

[@cierra7246]

this felt like an episode of some kind of food/travel show my teacher would have made me watch in the 90's.

[@cierra7246]

and i loved it

[@kalebtrollsalot9737]

Alice Barbara fbi “there was thermite found at ground zero, of course we fuckin did it” If osama bin laden really did the 9/11 attacks Why weren’t there follow up attacks Not one more al queda attack on home soil Osama, Accused of pulling off 9/11 and met with an entire nations military force tricked into believing he was the man behind the devastating 9/11 attacks had no choice but to run and hide in caves If he was so successful why wouldn’t there have been anything else of any similar level after that If he hated America so much why did he have a thumbdrive FULL of American movies “Because he didn’t hate America” my mother tells me, weeping, heart breaking from the truth 11 (Alice revealed) years hiding in holes watching American films like shrek. Tracked down and killed by a team of navy seals and dumped in the ocean so the truth could never be revealed, so his testimony could never be heard by any American, Until now The American government was behind the September eleventh attacks, pushed by Dick Cheney, and approved by George w Bush this plan to stage a terrorist attack attack on American soil was a massive success and a democratic vote was passed and America invaded Iraq, then Sudan other nearby countries guilty of only internal conflicts not we continue to keep troops in the Middle East to keep anyone who knows the truth subdued and dead Our army our troops sent to die in the dessert so America could investigate rumored super science, allegations of innovation in military science, supposed evidence of extra terrestrial intelligence and “oil” They never had nukes osama never had a chance in hell of getting a god forsaken Nuclear Device And they never found what they were looking for they keep troops on the ground to this day to keep their secrets safe Every dead American was approved by George W. Bush and Dick Cheney Every dead person fighting for their own country in the Middle East slayed by an invading force that are being lied to by their politicians who don’t have to go anywhere near the bloodshed Alice Barbara “I should’ve destroyed that usb drive” The fbi pulled off the job this time The cia already being caught for attempting a planned terrorist attack to force democratic vote of invasion of another country The fbi is tricked into believing the FBI agents, Americans (given fake passports with Islamic identities, stowed guns, and balaclavas) are patriots that this secret must be kept to honor their deaths but they know the truth, in these Americans final moments they knew it was wrong and two of the planes didn’t hit their targets One was supposed to hit the white house all Americans One hits the pentagon a Cold War era symbol Politicians with ranch houses and horses Sitting comfortably in their homes, the White House, watching tvs Watching FBI agents fly planes into the twin towers A symbol of American Business 90s Over 7000 people died The box cutters were planted and the guns were collected by cleanup crews The burnt up corpses of the government approved terrorists cremated so they wouldn’t be identified by dental records The box cutters were planted and the guns were collected by cleanup crews Dick Cheney working with secret FBI agent Alice Barbara and others discriminately targeted structures that would most likely outrage specific generations those of a legal voting age Our founding fathers said we must strive to stay out of foreign conflicts modern government spits in the fucking face of the people who found this country

[@user-ft4jo8ev1v]

This might sound exaggerated, but this is one of my favorite videos on the entire internet. I've been through a lot of heavy shit since Dec 2019 when this came out and throughout it all I kept coming back to this specific video. It has such a calming vibe and it managed to make me nostalgic for a place I've never even been close to. If you read this Ian, thanks for uploading this, it has meant a lot to me, for some reason!

[@brackin]

same, i've rewatched it many times for the same reason

[@jdogtwodolla]

Could you please mark a cosmic apple and casually have it in the background of all your 2020 videos or until it lasts? You could make an update video on here or twitter on if the apple made it or not.

[@OwlyLyra]

yeah that's a good idea

[@robertharris6092]

Well its 1 year when properly stored. I doubt itll last a month just sitting on the desk.

[@jdogtwodolla]

@@robertharris6092 Well i'd think he'd put it back in the fridge after shooting. That was my thought anyway. I don't know how the constant removal would affect it though.

[@robertharris6092]

@@jdogtwodolla well proper storage isnt in a fridge. Its deep frozen. Probabaly in a air tight container.

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

Actually no. They specified cold storage, not frozen, it's quite literally just a fridge. That being said, putting it in and out for long periods of time would definitelly affect it.

[@golgarisoul]

Poor sad crab. May he dance in crab heaven.

[@Kryptnyt]

"I know you're down there, in crab heaven."

[@Kryptnyt]

@@JumpyWizzzard Crabs have that evil combination of "Very cute" and "Hyper-delicious" that makes me feel both guilt and hunger.

[@sacaret]

@@JumpyWizzzard Sorry for calling you not swag You are very swag

[@hannahb730]

Crab rave

[@HaydenX]

Crab heaven has "Crab Rave" in the check-in station on a non-stop loop.

[@somepersonfromsomeplace974]

People who think apples dont last long have never seen how ridiculously long the red delicious apples in the gas station fruit basket manage to live

[@darkninjafirefox]

They come with the store and die with the store

[@charliefey8974]

People used to keep fresh (as opposed to dried or conserved) apples in barrels in root cellars for months at a time, easily up to or beyond a year. It's all about storing them right, although it will depend on the cultivar and some other variables. Apples keep really well though, they're excellent.

[@Nakia11798]

They seem to store well in cool, dry places.

[@4dultw1thj0b]

Does anybody actually like red delicious apples though?

[@somepersonfromsomeplace974]

@@4dultw1thj0b No like actually nobody likes them even the kids

[@thatgeek8064]

The chest camera just puts a hilarious image in my head of Ian being incredibly short and and holding his hands high above his head

[@meloncholy428]

Like an orangutan with flowing hair.

[@ArtsyStarleta]

Before the pandemic, I was able to visit my sister who lives in Seattle. We went to Pike Place because my mom loves the blueberry waffles at one of the restaurants there. I adore the atmosphere there. I love the neon, I love that it's close to the water, I love the comic shop there. Because of this video, I bought a cosmic crisp apple the last time I was there. I haven't seen my sister in well over a year now, but watching this video helps me feel (at least a little) like I'm back in Seattle with her. ♡

[@apinkdslite1833]

this comment is going to make me cry

[@favoritemustard3542]

Hope you've seen her by now!

[@acatwizard]

I’m loving this trend of like, real-life tour/commentary vids you’re doing. Very pleasant, great editing as always. I hope we see more things like this in the future.

[@zandershepherd4746]

Hot diggity those do look delicious Also, I'm a room temperature guy. I don't know, never really even considered refrigerating them. For me, the most important thing about an apple is that it's really firm. I can't stand grainy, crumbly, floury-like apples. They need to be really firm, and juicy. If they're like that though, I love apples to bits.

[@froggybibi]

Zander Shepherd i agree! the mealy weird kind are better for cooking cuz they're easy to dice & soften faster :)

[@weeze2188]

ugh i hate those and theyre tje only ones my family buys

[@carolinek.34]

Cosmic crisp is right up your alley

[@uglebean5769]

You get me

[@WSUFan2017]

No joke, I live in Pullman, WA (home of Washington State University) and I’ve been eating these apples daily for two weeks. It’s certainly a source of pride in Pullman. Every store has a massive display right in the front door and are selling them by the bag. Haha.

[@FieryRedmond]

I haven’t heard of these things until now, I guess it’s a Washington thing

[@frostwolf2423]

Blake Nelson it’s a really awesome apple! I love how strong the taste is

[@WSUFan2017]

Seriously! I plan to make apple cider with them at some point.

[@Dokterkiller]

Vancouver here. these apples are bomb AF, i grabbed 10 a few days back and they're already gone. Honestly they are my favourite apples.

[@BurningSalmon1]

Hell yeah lad go cougs! The market at global always has them

[@sehtuk3953]

This is one of the comfiest videos on KZbin for me, just a guy with a surreally cool and smooth editing style talking about his experience walking around a big market plaza. I'd love to see more of this content honestly.

[@tabikat]

I remember when this came out. I was so different. Shout-out to Ian's soothing, enjoyable, calmly amusing videos, as well as the transient nature of life.

[@xfector1099]

"Oh these are some good lamps" Ian is a moth confirmed

[@zoebailey]

checks out

[@msia7201]

Mothman

[@TheCode-X]

Brutalmoth confirmed?

[@tokayamamoto4578]

no wonder his hair is so fluffy

[@edmac1090]

You apple boys will regret playing God when your Cosmic Apple sprouts tentacles, converts your whole town to fish people, and you are all eaten by a Shoggoth.

[@bigshrekhorner]

Also, it will install Windows ME in all of our computers

[@koira163]

Weirdly specific... Are you... Cosmic apple? 👀

[@trashman3319]

That doesn't sound threatening It sounds *kinky*

[@GuitarHeroGamer]

what do you mean "you apple people"

[@bigshrekhorner]

@@GuitarHeroGamer Those who buy iPhones

[@awyeagames]

Ian isn't trash. Ian is love

[@TomGreen99]

He's at least garbage. Upper class trash.

[@Bobba_raekus]

I'm fairly certain that whenever someone goes to hell, the length of their stay is directly proportional to how many funko pop figures they owned in life.

[@beepboop8751]

What happens if they were gifted to you?

[@bevvvy1374]

@@beepboop8751 All is forgiven but the second you go out of your way to acquire one you are damned

[@rymoo27]

However long it is, I stay for 4 of those :|

[@iancrowley4833]

I'm In for 42 :(

[@thomasqphilroy]

I’ve been gifted 3 by my girlfriend and gotten two for myself, one for her and one for my brother. If those count and being gifted them doesn’t then I’m in for four units of time too. 😂

[@dazziegby7801]

You’re not going to be disappointed Beastars is one of my all time favorites. The art is so unique and the story’s so interesting.

[@Rynewulf]

I've been seeing Lugosi memes for like a year, and it's only now that I find out it's a manga

[@sillybeanthing]

I couldn't get into it tbh. I tried, really I did. I can't stand it now lol.

[@dazziegby7801]

Entropy Bean that’s fine at least you know now it’s not for you.

[@jimmybean420]

honestly i've heard it has anthropomorphic animal sex and that alone is enough to make me want to never touch it but i dont know if that's just the internet's fault or it really existing or some shit i dont know

[@peanutbutteroven2660]

@@jimmybean420 Oh get over yourself

[@brycevo]

That chest cam perspective makes me feel like we're a baby in one of those carrying pouches, and Ian is carrying us around

[@Pandymeez]

I'm glad someone asked what temperature we like our apples because I always felt weird for having a preference. It's slightly colder than room temperature for me because I hate biting cold things.

[@79obrien]

There is a mall called Pacific place a few streets up from pikes place that has a pikes place chowder in it. That pikes place chowder has a smaller line because it's not right in the middle of pikes place.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

It's PIKE Place, not Pikes Place.

[@experssion123]

I've been to pike place a million times I didnt know this

[@Talkren]

@@FrenkTheJoy It's on Pike street so it would make sense to say Pike's Place as well. I personally call it Pike, but it doesn't matter. I live in Seattle and work near downtown. I hear both from locals all the time.

[@trevontheroad]

Dude I love pacific place! It’s gonna be interesting to see what new stores are there when the remodel is done

[@trevontheroad]

Real Donald Trump thanks mr. president

[@1Thunderfire]

Pink Lady is my favourite apple. It has the right crunch, the right juiciness, the right sweetness. Truly, they are delicious!

[@soupsoup4245]

I honestly love all these weird, niche videos about weird, niche things. I love the editing style, the humor, honestly everything! I've been watching Brutalmoose since I was in fifth grade and I'm a high school junior now, so I'm glad I kind of got through my teenage years with this channel. I don't really know if you read these, Ian, but I want to thank you for continuing to make this content. It really brightens my day to watch uploads of yours, even ones I've already watched about a hundred times.

[@jellybrainnerd2795]

The cosmic crisp sounds like a way to die in space

[@AlejandroArch22]

^^^^^^^^ LOL Underrated comment

[@Hatsworthful]

Cosmic crisp: either a tasty apple or some unlucky astronaut who got too close to space radiation

[@Personan642]

@@Hatsworthful4 years late but maybe a astronaut who was too hot for awhile

[@christopherbondoc9402]

I was actually eating a Cosmic Crisp apple earlier today. My sister-in-law's family is from Washington and got us some for Christmas. Easily the crispest, juiciest apple I've ever eaten in my life.

[@thegamefree1]

Cosmic Crisp is finally in oregon i bout 2 cosmic crisp at safeway in milwuakie. and i got 2 fancy opal apples.

[@degenerateantics7065]

@@thegamefree1 opal apples are pretty great, haven't tried cosmic crisp yet

[@TheNightSpy]

@@thegamefree1 my parents and brother live in milwaukee and he was telling me how cosmic crisps make honey crisps seem like "just a boring old apple"

[@cypher237]

And expensive as hell! 😁

[@malachimusclerat]

i think sosio's just loves apples, they've had dudes out on the street with apple slices inviting people over "check out this apple it's great" for like 10 years

[@willf.4590]

I would kill to go to a place where people just hung out on the streets offering fresh apple slices to passersby.

[@jadinroberts2341]

As a worker at a large grocery store in Oregon, I can confirm that it was HUGE when Cosmic Crisp apples hit the floor! It was heavily advertised, and was the talk of the town. Those apples took up all our major displays for weeks.

[@Melissa-tw2gp]

This was a bittersweet (because I miss markets) but soothing and entertaining watch during quarantine. Awesome editing as always.

[@Spookybluelights]

What's the rent on a refrigerator shelf in Seattle like? I'm currently living in a pie carousel in a diner down in Portland and I'm thinking of moving to Seattle.

[@ericbellesfield1785]

I'm currently living in a toaster oven for a mere $1,750/mo.

[@MacFyrestone]

@@ericbellesfield1785 for real? Im living under a bowl-less Tupperware lid for 1,873/mo. I'm getting ripped off

[@bamboy420]

Amazon has ruined Seattle culture though

[@lit-eral5953]

I'm living between some couch cushions for $5,000/mo. Fancy, I know haha.

[@agelessorca]

I'm living in an old styrofoam lunch tray. 😔

[@aidandavid6681]

Nothing better than a cold crusty apple!

[@Eeter26]

Aidan David better be fuckin green. I don’t support red as a color.

[@TheSwolethatwasPromised.]

I've been stuck in Norway for a year, and as a Washington native, this video is an absolute godsend for me. Thank you, Mr. Brutalmoose.

[@JohnSmith-kt3yy]

Heia Norge! Why and where are you stuck in Norway, greatest country on earth! Cheesehøvel, Brown cheese, akevitt and lutefisk. JAAA VI ELSKER DETTE LANDET!

[@Negameleon]

Watching Brutalmoose is like watching one of those roadtrip variety KPBS shows.

[@Fennec333]

*rewatching five months later in quarantine* so this is what outside was like......

[@CinnamonGrrlErin1]

Out....side?

[@nessiesenpai420]

🤔🤔 what is this outside that you speak of,,,?

[@zoebailey]

man, watching this now makes me so NERVOUS. Like I know it was filmed Dec 2019, but there are so many maskless people at that farmer's market it feels wrong

[@nate_d376]

Betcha half or more of these marts are permanently out of business. :(

[@dopeyowo5460]

9 months later 😭

[@carolynerochelle884]

Very excited to see you ended up randomly picking up Beastars! It definitely one that stands out as a manga at least to me, especially later on. I'm currently reading it and got to about chapter 140ish, it gets a bit action-y but in a good way! I really do hope you end up liking it if you decide to continue reading it! :)

[@finnwilson8973]

I'm around chapter 60 and I am totally in love with everything about it so far

[@anameofsomesort959]

Here in Indiana our universities focus on Pharmaceutical, Engineering, and agricultural breakthroughs involving corn and soybeans, man have we been wasting our time! Thanks Washington State!

[@jaylaanderson9702]

Hey, America runs on corn and soy! We're corny people! Much like from a fellow Midwesterner (Ohio).

[@anameofsomesort959]

@@jaylaanderson9702 that they do. Then again Johnny Appleseed lived here and we have one of the biggest apple themed festivals in the country. Cosmic Apples should be there next year, if one of my friends who works the event can be trusted. Also, you can buy these at Kroger now, so you probably have some less than a mile away from you if I now anything about Ohio.

[@jaylaanderson9702]

@@anameofsomesort959 Woooow I haven't heard the name Johnny Appleseed in YEARS! I totally forgot about that! And yeah, Kroger was founded in Cincinnati (my hometown) so it's probably there. Edit: I forgot to say that I learned the other day that 8 bushels of corn can either feed a person for an entire year, or fill up one gas tank, which is a shame! If we can find a way to reduce the amount of corn used in unleaded gas, maybe we can give that to starving people who need it!

[@anameofsomesort959]

@@jaylaanderson9702 well, happy apple hunting! Also, a lot of the corn used in Ethanol and animal feed sadly is not the corn that we would necessarily eat. It's made for high yield and taste, nutrition is not a concern. Still plenty of Universities, like Purdue, are working on a higher yield, tastier and more nutritious corn. Sadly, it's purely a commercial concern, but hopefully it can be used to feed starving people both here and abroad one day, I hope that isn't too idealistic of me...

[@leadbones]

Hey now, UW is also one of the top medical schools in the world.

[@geoleo965]

*"Succulent"* is the word you're looking for.

[@magicalmermaidarts7559]

no its an apple u stuped

[@NeverSaySandwich1]

Bobble

[@vwertix1662]

No thats a cactus

[@a.holland2262]

My favourite Moose video by far. I feel like a tourist being shown around a cool place by a chill yet enthusiastic guide. A very relaxing and entertaining time.

[@mysticmallachi777]

These videos are somehow utterly magical. I love watching Ian explore, hearing his sometimes-bizarre thought process, and it's all so chill and set to the perfect music.

[@w0joshcbrln0w]

Man Brutal Foods was like the best idea ever, they’ve become some of my favorite videos on KZbin.

[@JediMasterYoda66]

wow can't believe he was actually part of apple history; put this man in a history book

[@southparkfirefly]

I love how when people realise Ian has a camera they awkwardly try to shuffle out of frame while avoiding eye contact.

[@gurvmlk]

That's how you can tell none of them watch the channel.

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

Welcome to Seattle! We hate eye contact and assume we’re all being watched, or crazy.

[@Beansquishy]

imagine making an apple pie out of these bad boys

[@Tekkwin]

the combination of apples makes the pie able to last until the end of time

[@manny3052]

just made one today... incredible!

[@Merlodica]

It would be out of this world 🌎

[@prototype102010]

4 years on and still waiting for that other down town seattle video! But really though, I love this video. It's very cozy and soothing.

[@shawgrass7962]

Beastars is a fantastic manga.

[@davidbergmann8948]

Did you mean anime? 🍄

[@Leah-yh5sj]

hey Ian, my family is having a violent argument so I'm watching this to distract myself and hopefully boost my spirits. good timing, thanks.

[@mercktochhoesterck497]

Earbuds in, volume 100% and gone are your troubles

[@SquishyZoran]

Be safe!

[@RaccoonRevolution]

Also, Cosmic Crisp sounds like the name of a generic-brand cereal.

[@TheNightSpy]

i can literally see the box in my head

[@penguin8730]

Cosmic Crisps “Out Of This World Flavor”

[@Jimmy-cv2js]

They just released Chocolate Milky Way

[@BMoney8600]

The J-Walker sounds like a kids band

[@Falconifan]

There used to be UFO themed cereal called Quisp. It tasted like a cross between Honeycombs and Cap'n Crunch

[@mabelistrans]

the guy singing at 11:00 was really good at singing tbh

[@pandaman_5607]

If you know the song, could you tell me. It’s been bothering me for a while.

[@pop_tato]

EDIT: Ive found it! (well thanks to another comment) its "everybody wants to be a cat"

[@hannahscaglione2904]

I love the transition of Ian's videos from "I dont know if anyone is gonna watch this" to "It's gonna be great, you're gonna love it" Also, as far as apple temperature preference goes, taste buds are less sensitive to cold foods, so a room temperature cosmic crisp might taste even sweeter

[@Arms.Enthusiast]

I always love these “slice of Ian’s life” type videos

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

2014: "Ha ha, that guy said funny things about Captain Bible on DOS!" 2019: "Holy shit, I'm getting an insanely comfy guided tour around a farmer's market."

[@styno9295]

Well said, Tempo fan, Ians current videos are like a roaring fireplace on a cold Christmas night. Very comfy and you feel like you belong.

[@lucydeep2156]

Your editing and humor is amazing. Please never change.

[@sydrose13]

Agreed. And his cooking skills are part of his endearing charm please never get better at cooking lol

[@golgarisoul]

I don't fully understand, but whenever I watch a new Brutal Moose upload, I have the urge to rewatch this video. I think it's because of the fantastic editing and pacing.

[@icysnow9459]

I don’t know why, but Ian’s travel videos are always so comfy.

[@kylehanz1230]

seriously, that Anthony Bourdain warm cozy feeling for me.

[@Clawdragoons]

"We're obviously not going to go into every store" Ian says as he passes by a bookstore. Clearly, we are very different people.

[@TheNightSpy]

i was like "a bookstore!" and then he didn't go in...

[@wolfwind9658]

At least your state has an apple you can clame with pride. Mine has rocks. Well and those 14millon dollar 1911s made from a metior, those are pretty cool.

[@cartersears915]

At least your state has rocks Mine has lots of corn, a terrible football team and a zoo

[@Glacier_Nester]

@@cartersears915 we don't even have the terrible football team or zoo, just corn

[@cartersears915]

Glacier Nester Omaha was voted best zoo in the world at one point

[@Glacier_Nester]

@@cartersears915 yeah but Iowa has jack diddly outside corn lmao

[@uhsaywhatnow]

Forget Ms Frizzle and the Magic School Bus. I’d pay real money to go on a Seattle field trip with Ian. This video was awesome!

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

I’m gonna be honest. At first I was gonna be like “ah. Not a cooking video?” But this tour of Seattle was amazing. It made me really want to be there and walk the streets. Hope it all does well during this whole corona thing....

[@llamapunch4311]

Beastars is so good oh my god moose gets better every upload

[@vagamer522]

I would love to see him compare the manga and anime

[@maquekenzie]

I've been keeping my eye out for one (I'm in the Woodinville/Kirkland area) but I've not yet been able to procure one. Literally everyone I talk to has chatted about them though so seeing this on my dash just feels...even more like destiny. I must try this apple. I MUST.

[@miserablepumpkin9453]

Good luck on your journey to eat the apple.

[@unclejesse2198]

You should try your closest food co-op! I work at one in Bellingham and we've had them for a few months now. Godspeed on your quest, tho

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I'm in Everett and they've got them at Safeway here. Not even hard to find, you walk in the door and there's a display for them RIGHT THERE. Good marketing, everyone who came in was like "oh neat, apples" since they were right there.

[@thomasel9171]

They aren't great, had one yesterday

[@toddlisasmith9512]

Banjo Peppers thanks for the tip

[@cypher237]

I've been OBSESSED with eating APPLES for like a year. There are Sooo many new apples coming out!! I live in WA too, btw... In Vancouver though. Glad you are back!!

[@dreamplanwrite]

"You're gonna love it, don't worry..." describes the channel so well 😂

[@Stark-r3v]

Hey Ian, this video is by far my favourite of yours and I keep coming back to it, especially during these Corona times. I really hope you'll keep doing these "out in the wild" videos in the future, your commentary is really special and I love it. Thanks for doing stuff like this, it somehow means a lot to me.

[@jdoggsoxfan33]

All this Seattle love makes me so happy :) Thank you Ian for loving the Emerald City as much as you do. I work at a grocery store that had the Cosmic Crisps and for the first week or so, we sold about 100 pounds a day. so the hype is real

[@EvilPigPowers]

Pike Place is one of the only places where being in a giant crowd doesn't bother me. I really want to go visit Seattle again just for that place.

[@TheOnlyRatDragon]

To Beecher's cheese!

[@xnirvanaXnevermindx]

Hello, where's the pfp from? I wanna rewatch that vid

[@heath8377]

I've literally never eaten a cold apple in my entire life and have never kept apples in my refrigerator. That may explain why I've had to throw away so many apples.

[@mathieuleader8601]

the cosmic crisp was the apple that Eve ate which expelled Adam & Eve from the Garden of Eden

[@Triad3Force]

That was a psychedelic 'shroom ;D

[@SM-ev6if]

What sort of weird fan fiction do you read.

[@athriftygoddess6501]

Watching this in May 2020 to remember what Going Places was like.

[@frostdachshund9618]

It’s February 2021 and I am in a bunker watching the old footage of how people interacted in the distant past

[@jaikthesnake6285]

Lowkey best part of the video was when he's pretending to drive and has footage of first person driving on his monitor

[@wilbwri]

This and the moving video you made are perhaps my favorite videos you have ever made. I love it when you just kinda have a road trip and show the local sights. Sincerely. It's refreshing and super calming. Not many KZbinrs do things that bold, and your commentary and editing really sells it. Please make more videos like this. I could sincerely watch them for hours.

[@cherryr9285]

gosh perfect timing ian

[@abraxis7292]

I'd love seeing Ian just going around Seattle showing off cool places. When I visited before there was this delicious pizza place called Pagliaccis I think. Right nearby was a huge retro collection store I forgot to visit.

[@andib5921]

Duuuude there’s a lot of Pagliacci’s here and they’re all good jfjfjfhgjfjkmfn I think the only option is for Ian to go to them all and film the journey! Would definitely watch. Pagliaccis has several locations on and nearby the UW campus, so I think I ate Pagliaccis pizza 2 - 5 times a week for all of freshman year lmaoo good memories

[@JamScamly]

love the way you gave a spotlight to that local artist and used their art in your own artsy way

[@charliecrane287]

i've watched this video upwards of 5 times and "room temperature randys" always brings me to tears

[@kurks001]

My first time watching this and I read your comment just as he said that lol

[@EllieTheFloppa]

Fiestaware is seriously one of the best dishware ever. I am currently collecting the teal ones. Love them so much!

[@ScatWiIIiams]

I would call this clickbait, but I love brutalmoose, and don’t give a shit about apples. So idk why I clicked in the first place lol. Guess it just goes to show, charisma is king.

[@Kubasama_]

Sometimes I wonder if you make these videos so then when you get wrinkly and old you'll look back a these videos and reminiscent. Also props for that Beastars purchase, glad you caught on to the books! That one's a nice read.

[@AizakkuAnalysis]

I really appreciate all these random videos on food and just a huge range of topics. You've changed a lot since you began. But damn, I'm happy with where you've gone.

[@DaRealCheeseboy]

I remember it watching a day or two after it came out, during the month I had to take from work due to a nervous breakdown I had. I’ve since got a new job, started writing again and moved in with my lovely girlfriend. Still uncertain and stressful times, but things have a way of improving. This video was a comfort then and its a comfort now.

[@bobsbrain397]

Glad you're doing better, thanks for sharing. We'll all make it through this

[@SebbeDK]

I like to imagine you actually shot the footage minus the coffee cup, but decided to overlay it on the video to give a more authentic feel.

[@poisonbang2178]

What a succulent video.

[@IL_801]

Oh man...love honey crisp, need to try this bad boy. Also, love the christmas bucees shirt! :P Edit: this video is in POV of Ian's BB. I also prefer room temp apples ONLY because I have temperature sensitivity in my teeth. 😂 cold apples are superior, though. I usually just crunch through the pain.

[@dailydoseofeverything7141]

When you say BB are you talking about Death Stranding?

[@Bootleg_Jones]

That explains why Ian keeps moving back and forth between Washington and Texas. He's just making deliveries to reconnect America.

[@rickyricardo9710]

bb?

[@Greendogblue]

honeycrisp is overrated

[@doubtful_seer]

Alex Piklor say sike right now

[@tomdron]

Aussie visiting Seattle here, went to Pike Market today and got a cosmic crisp because of this video, it was a great time. I really enjoy these types of videos, looking froward to more!

[@spaceagequice4754]

Just bought one today from my work (local grocery store) and I was instantly sold. Thanks Ian for pointing these out, if not for this video I probably wouldn't have tried it!

[@oneupaidan]

I was feeling kinda sad today but a new brutalmoose video? Heck yeah! (Edit: I'm feeling better now. I was just feeling a little down, but I'm in a better mood. I hope everyone who isn't feeling the best is able to get better like I was.)

[@rorschachozymandias2821]

yeeee

[@tuki3112]

I hope you feel better soon!

[@oneupaidan]

@@tuki3112 Thanks. I'm already feeling much happier. Honestly, I love the feel of Brutalmoose's videos. They're so relaxing and just feel more real if you get what I'm saying. Just someone showing off things that interest them.

[@hippieduck]

Hope you'll feel happier very soon. Edit: Glad you're feeling better

[@FrankyDise]

This is the most relaxing apple video I have ever seen.

[@normalcomment4799]

I would like to see Ian walk around more this was new and fun

[@samanthak4583]

I found these in my local Kroger/Fred Meyer down in Oregon this last weekend and remembered this video, so gave them a try. They look lovely, and taste great as well~ ❤️

[@kat-has-sweets1095]

I LOVE this video, I’ve watched it so many times!! For someone who can’t travel much, it’s a nice slice of life kind of video for somewhere it would be very hard to get to!! Thank you!!