Banquet Bowl Blind Taste Test

[@CriticalNobody]

Incredibly impressive that Ian went so long without even blinking. That’s dedication

[@Clayaga]

I was thinking that too but at 8:38 he says its just a blindfold

[@martinreid1510]

That can't be right. We saw his eyes the whole time.

[@bananawhisperer6929]

ian is just god

[@MegaDman16]

Sorry man, I don't agree with most of the things you brought up in your RE2 video most of it sounds more like personal nickpicks than actual problems.

[@evancrawford8954]

@@bananawhisperer6929 reviewbrah is god

[@draco2351]

Your editing never fails to astound.

[@gavinmarshall2228]

Amen

[@maxthefoooool]

That's why there's Christmas decorations in the back round, he puts so much work into this

[@CKhun]

And arouse

[@jamieclark.6418]

i love it in this one

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I know it's the dumbest shit but those random dancing people in the diner made me laugh way more than they should have. Especially the fact that they're slightly transparent.

[@thewisewolf768]

This video was less about pot pies and more about how my brain started to slowly believe those were Ian's real eyes.

[@samanthalaube]

Agreed

[@williampayne2699]

My brain was doing the same and i hate myself for it

[@C.V317]

Just thank god they didn’t blink...

[@honestlyihateyou226]

Same

[@chinghamburger2200]

Imagine him running full speed at you wearing that 😂

[@wario1226]

the large, unblinking eyes matched with the unsettling noises really makes this an authentic horror experience

[@wendyrhodes345]

*when he puts on the blind fold* "Top ten best horror movies in 2019"

[@jasminedavis6686]

I find it weirdly comforting

[@BlastHeart96]

That part caused me to hyperventilate with laughter.

[@blurryperson2685]

Authentic comic horror experience*

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

wario1226 I don’t know why but every time it happens I start laughing. I think it’s fear laughter

[@GiroKuluBOWSER]

This was the most David Lynch-y video of all the Brutalfoods you've made so far. So many parts had an unsettling quality that I had no choice but to laugh at

[@nsalegit9482]

SpaceAce just started this vid. you got me hype

[@KilobyteBrain]

The diner had a very similar vibe to the one from the finale of Twin Peaks.

[@nsalegit9482]

halcyonknight so did the dog barks sounding like car horns

[@TaggerW1lson]

Its the blindfold man. Fucking eerie

[@OctaviousNight]

honestly he should set up his videos like this more often imo

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Whenever I watch these videos, I have an inconceivable and regrettable craving for TV dinners.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I'm just fascinated that there's such a wide range of TV dinners available in the US. It's actually a really interesting statement about the importance of entertainment and convenient food in American culture and the household.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Copious Doinks LLC. Oh, the United States is a CESSPOOL of rampant consumerism. It may not necessarily have MORE junk food than other countries, but it’s certainly more PRONOUNCED.

[@viccyyboii3308]

@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick you can thank the war for that and the 1960's

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Bilmo Blampkins Certainly.

[@andrefelipe7865]

As a South American, this really makes me want to try all of those North Americans TV dinners. Like, they are not that impressive, but just trying to compare these with Brazilians ones without tasting is driving me crazy to try them. :/ Now I'm hungry.

[@Feepis]

This video was like a fever dream but I’m here for it

[@Vonias]

after watching this video I can tell you with certainty I ain't ever doing drugs, if it's even remotely close to this horrifying I'm out.

[@sethking6361]

666th like. Epic.

[@ahmakki]

Keep on dreaming boy

[@indeimaus]

well, that was the most horrific videos I've ever seen thank you

[@SkidTin]

UwU

[@marianawumbo3289]

Dad

[@greatpapercraft2008]

your profile pic looks exactly like Ian, if he were more punk

[@SolidZach]

Oh shit I literally just watched you're nier automata video

[@Niagaranobs]

*video

[@ObsessedwithZelda2]

Somehow I didn't notice he was using a green screen for the entire first pie...

[@superdupernasty1781]

R/Whoosh

[@handlesarestupid154]

@@superdupernasty1781 begone reddit user

[@powerishere6743]

ObsessedwithZelda2 wait he used a green screen for this video?

[@cmdrfrosty3985]

SuperDuper Nasty wow your so funny 😕

[@IrvingIV]

@@superdupernasty1781 r/subsifellfor

[@scrunglenut6222]

wh... why did you greenscreen yourself into your own fricking kitchen ian.

[@xCheesyGoochx]

He's got swag

[@softghxst]

For the other moments he need e to use the green screen! Like when he flew to outer space for pie 2!

[@umbaupause]

Avantgarde art. And you know it will revolutionize the random crappy food review scene on youtube!

[@hichannd5190]

Why not

[@karmalotto8587]

This is actually messing me up lol. I feel like I need to double take and look at the old videos.

[@trevorandersonelwin]

Truly one of the most terrifying episodes. Please make more.

[@Splitter4416]

Wow, the Bird Box sequel looks weird

[@perxephone7333]

Lmao

[@vapour6334]

@@DanielPerez-ch2hl Can't you take a joke?

[@leonardozamorano1954]

@@vapour6334 what'd he post?

[@RainCheck797]

At least its better than the movie

[@bettzworld]

He's the monster

[@sheyko6090]

There is no way that a brutal foods video isn't the most entertaining experience on KZbin

[@lawfromtekken7868]

sheyko kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHecm5Seg71se7s here is another very entertaining video.

[@2Cerealbox]

Those eyes were surprisingly effective in making it seem like you could see.

[@AnayPatel6]

Into my soul

[@hexon8013]

@@AnayPatel6 damn you I was going to make that joke

[@alissaavery6957]

he looks like he has perpetually seen a ghost

[@kringekringle4159]

I honestly kept forgetting that he was blindfolded and i dont know why😂

[@navytypeShiT]

I'm ur 1k like:D

[@SamJohnsonVoice]

This video is beautiful. A+ editing

[@Niagaranobs]

`

[@tenacityy475]

Lol

[@jerryqueer]

WHAT ATE U DOING HERE LOL

[@SheKnives]

What beautiful eyes you have.

[@LikaLaruku]

& fabulous hair.

[@spicymango9983]

Simp

[@turntsnaco824]

_I have special eyes._

[@awesomeii8346]

A L L T H E B E T T E R T O S E E Y O U W I T H

[@Nintendotron64]

Once again, I'm really digging the "early 90's PBS" style of editing. That "green screen journey" thing seems like something straight out of Reading Rainbow.

[@vespulazer]

Nintendotron64 what do you mean ‘editing?’ Man just flew out to a meteor. You CAN NOT fake that.

[@MathasarSalazar2]

@@vespulazer that's what Ive been trying to say. He also got ripped one episode for the Hungry Man review. You cannot fake that either.

[@xandervampire195]

Fun fact: Ian is actually eating these as pies were originally intended to be eaten. In the medieval period, only the filling of pies was considered food. The pastry wasn't originally made to be edible, it was just a hard, disposable dish used to cook and hold the actual meal. Edible pastry wasn't invented until much later.

[@nikolahoyt4127]

Ah, like a wheat based clay

[@valentinkrajzelman4649]

Cool

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

For a second I thought you meant you're meant to eat them blindfolded and was really confused.

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 What do you think the cover's for?

[@DimT670]

It's not that edible pastry wasn't invented until later, they had edible pastry. They just didn't use it for this

[@SgtByrd93]

Ian's videos are unmatched on so many levels, the visuals are incredible.

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

And the sound effects feel so realistic

[@blazebaby89]

I especially enjoyed his comforting gaze.

[@mariamoonbeam]

i was worried about a lack of eye contact, the workaround you came up with was quite comforting, thank you

[@emilydurkee8664]

👁️👄👁️

[@Pentazemin7]

The crunch sound effects when you're eating soft food makes me physically uncomfortable.

[@eyoboyeegaming1187]

It’s fantastic

[@Niagaranobs]

6:54 7:22 7:59 8:06 8:58 9:45

[@zmanjace1364]

I'm sure Gordon Ramsay would be thrilled to know he inspired someone to blindfold taste test Banquet Frozen Pot Pies. The highest form of the culinary arts.

[@PepperoniSecret]

This is one of the most unsettling pieces of media Ian has produced.

[@SheepUndefined]

Have you seen Televoid?

[@Darkrenowned]

@@SheepUndefined have you seen idubbbz

[@SheepUndefined]

@@Darkrenowned Yes, but that's a different Ian. One who should've kept What's in the Box going for longer.

[@FantomLightning]

And yet I personally am still completely infatuated with him....

[@Wenjo936]

This episode is hilarious on acid. I couldn't stop laughing at the mask

[@iridescent7816]

Those eyes are so mesmerizing, I can't seem to look away. At all. _I haven't blinked once in the past ten minutes._

[@reptile2141]

Iridescent Mirage neither has he

[@fascinatingfaux811]

It Is PhYsIcAlLy ImPoSsIbLe To Do ThAt

[@death-from-above05]

Did he actually green screen himself into his own kitchen?

[@nicolasmartinez4337]

Yes

[@KatieCochran]

Perfect Focus why

[@godmagnus]

@@KatieCochran He's eating blindfolded, he didn't want to make a mess in the kitchen, duuuuuhhhh.

[@KatieCochran]

Robin Sequira Well has made messes before so. 🤷🏻‍♀️ You also sound like an idiot. 🙄

[@HeartofPages]

@@KatieCochran umm, i think Robin was joking 😅😅😂😂

[@TMBG1337]

i've always found it interesting how most of the comedy in his videos comes from editing himself saying things or moving his hands, but he doesn'cct t start acting WACKY just to get easuer things to edit into being funny. ya know?

[@spencerrrrrrrrrr]

It's the Brutalmoose charm

[@someoneelse3921]

He puts the most mundane actions through some weird filter for us and it's great.

[@DRUZYDAY]

I'm high out of my mind on cold medicine and a Benadryl- it's 2am and I'm taking the day off today. And yet, I can't listen to a word Moose is saying because I am crying REAL HUMAN TEARS due to this editing, especially the blindfold. Thanks for helping an artist get through their week, Moose.

[@squeegeemcgee]

wholsome

[@DRUZYDAY]

Squeegee McGee thank you, i don’t even remember when this happened😂

[@squeegeemcgee]

@@DRUZYDAY lmfaoo i kinda figured that given the "high out of my mind" part

[@neontd]

@@DRUZYDAY that actually happened? well, at least you were entertained

[@DRUZYDAY]

NΞON yes, it did apparently. I must have really been out of it to laugh until tears came

[@conkuriv3725]

Best way to describe Ian's videos: something you'd see on Adult Swim at 3:00 AM

[@comixproviderftw_02]

ConkurIV So, Off The Air.

[@Takimeko]

I'd love to see Ian partner with Adult Swim.

[@proteincurry]

I...yes, yes this is exactly it.

[@frogsnott5284]

Nice pfp. Primus sucks.

[@swervo3535]

ComiXProvider FTW_02 No

[@sarabeth641]

I had no idea about your second channel for some reason. I have been having a bad day so I got so happy I almost cried. Hours upon hours of new content. And I also discovered you've played some of the Nancy Drew PC game series, which was and still is my favorite.

[@boogityhoo7452]

@Michael Dust you misunderstood what she is saying. She never claimed what was causing her to have a bad day, just that his videos make her feel better.

[@loofahsswanson559]

Nancy drew games are my fave too! Sorry your days been lousy. Hope it turns around soon.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Hugs, hope your day gets better! I know how it is finding either new content from a youtuber you already love, or finding a new youtuber altogether and binging all the content, and how much it can help when you feel shitty. There are a number of youtubers I credit with helping me through my struggles with depression.

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

@Michael Dust, This is an unnecessarily cynical reply.

[@kimmyyy1164]

WOO WOO NANCY DREW

[@shadowbrine114]

Ian's blindfolded. He can't see the camera. Yet, I've never felt more scared of someone staring at me.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I'd like to wear those eyes to a job interview and see how it turns out. Would it be a recipe for success or would it just be creepy? Probably a mixture of both, I'd guess.

[@yujiniki]

brutalfoods is unironically one of the things i look forward to the most on KZbin

[@Tilrxd]

yujiniki t h i s

[@alextankersley5838]

Same here. This style of editing is the most original I've seen

[@dirtfriend]

this belongs on adult swim or something holy shit

[@thatr4v3kid32]

fred LMAOOOO

[@lordgzstg6181]

It does though.

[@blaine9005]

R. Lee why?

[@San_David]

Ong😭

[@egg69420]

You would see his blindfold in front of you in a cold sweat staring into your eyes and you seeing each molecule of sweat on his face as you pull out your flash light he eats it and gives it a zero on the Ian score he turns into his full body into a fit of rage about to eat you alive and you wake up seeing him on the tv on his adult swim channel you later see him down the street with those same eyes. Looking every where you go to see his face again. (Title):Ian’s world.

[@trash9378]

I knew the entire time that those weren't his real eyes. There was no reason for me to believe otherwise, however every time he mentioned he couldn't see, i was taken by surprise

[@rrduhjffg6363]

wow alita: battle angel looks great

[@hystericallover5989]

Completely unrelated to this video, but sure I guess?

[@jameer7565]

@@hystericallover5989 The joke is that the eyes are big

[@justing6986]

"I'm not Kaneki anymore. I am... Kanedgy".

[@juliadesoto7349]

I'm glad they fixed the eyes, they look much better here

[@Marzimus]

Julia De soto What about Sonic? 🤔😂😂

[@raingoggles2766]

I didn't know Atila Battle Angel was about frozen pies

[@alextankersley5838]

Atila

[@KidFoThaWin]

Attila Battle hun

[@lucasfeldman3401]

Atila

[@pizzaboy8318]

Robot waifu cooking show

[@Jarethenator]

Really good joke, made even better by dyslexia.

[@dracothrope]

Killing it with the editing, Ian. I know you said you were feeling nervous about the quality, but you still managed to nail it. Your sense of humour slays my partner and I. The straight-faced and often earnest delivery of your script mixed with the cut-in visual jokes is great (sometimes horrifying.) I'd totally watch that other version of a blind taste-test of the same product between different brands that you briefly mentioned. (Could you include one opulent option so we can see the reaction in comparison with the usual freeze-dried cheap versions?) Thanks for swerving out of the angry gamer boy lane and into this wonderful empty highway. It's a niche I could follow for life.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Why you no subscribed?

[@Iinneus]

Watching this video as a whole and being a fan of this channel is like... Yeah, makes perfect sense, this whole thing made sense. But take any singular scene after the intro (and _especially_ after that blindfold went on) and take it out of context and it is complete nonsense. Beautiful nonsense. That's art.

[@Iinneus]

Also yes, please, do the "blind test three brands and choose the best", that sounds fantastic.

[@Yorokobi224]

Perfect description

[@fidgetattack]

Eating a pot pie while watching this makes me feel involved

[@Skwadley]

The meteor bit took me out. His dedication kills me more than the punchline sometimes. I can barely edit clips together on iMovie and this man is able to add layers upon layers of comedy through editing alone.

[@NintendoCapriSun]

I've had more Banquet dinners than I could shake a stick at. Back in the day, you could get a chicken thigh, mashed potatoes and corn for $1. I would go out and buy 10 at a time and just stuff them in the freezer. I don't know if they still make those since now I usually get Marie Callendars, but boy those were the days!

[@seronymus]

Back in my day gum coat a nickel

[@eyewai]

hey tim! they are good (*´﹃｀*)

[@evandavis5223]

The cheap $2-ish Marie Callendars are definitely worth the money. The Banquet $1-ish ones are not.

[@kniferaffe]

I vividly remember the $1 banquet general tso chicken, which was just some nuggets in sauce. good times.

[@Dragonemperess]

Oh yeah, those were the days! These day they are around 2. So yeah, you've done the right thing going over to Marie. I LOVE those pot pies!

[@bartman5693]

This was genuinely unsettling. Keep up the good work Ian!

[@kappaross6124]

Classic Brutalmoose

[@Pantsmode]

Classic Brutalmoose

[@bartman5693]

Oh no! I got found! **smoke bomb!**

[@kappaross6124]

@@Pantsmode I think he's on to us

[@wat5709]

He had me fooled, I literally thought he was in a kitchen at the start

[@mikentikes11]

Same since the mug on the stove he owns irl

[@PunakiviAddikti]

Yep, he got me too.

[@Future_Doggo]

I did to but you can see the green screen near ian

[@SolvingOurKreation]

WAT?!

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

He green screened himself into his own kitchen

[@deathen6894]

This feels like something I'd watch on adult swim at, like, 2 AM.

[@snowyicicle1335]

There was some show on trutv and it was shown really late and it felt like this

[@seronymus]

@SnowyTheWolf Deltarune is AIDS and sucks

[@umbra9705]

Member XRA ahhhh I member :(

[@xijinping4418]

@@seronymus #Triggered

[@powerpuff4ever]

Lazy Name that’s how I feel about like half of his content 😂 especially Televoid

[@jimjams3186]

This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like

[@feIon]

Hi

[@KumaPaws376]

Yes I can attest

[@docmcmoth]

Do they just sit there and eat pie as well?

[@midenarithmos9200]

I don't mind viewing a Demon reviewing pot pie while blindfolded with his own Eyes while I'm paralyzed.

[@tedcomet3121]

Lucky

[@drewshirk2702]

Ian: I thought it would be awkward if you guys saw me blind folded the whole video Ian: *Puts on giant eyes*

[@rockwithagun3251]

Finally, someone is talking about the mouth feel

[@4dultw1thj0b]

Afhshffs we really are all on this right now aren't we

[@aditisrivastava9226]

the erotic call of the sea and of pot pies

[@hexyko4850]

Wasn't that term coined by ContraPoints? I watched one or two videos and she said that.

[@rockwithagun3251]

@@hexyko4850 yeah, I believe it's from Tiffany Tumbles

[@chipbipple2593]

OMG, Brutalfoods: Breadtube edition

[@jeice779]

How do you NOT have your own show on Adult Swim yet?

[@xnonsuchx]

This definitely had a Tim & Eric feel to it

[@TheOtherBeuh]

Phil Ill woah

[@subekennedy9554]

Its funny you say that because I usually watch his videos really late at night or extremely early in the morning. Definitely gives off Adult swim vibes

[@TwighlightLugia]

Because Ian has some degree of standards

[@YoshiLightStar]

@@R-Lee- Hm You seem kinda mad at the idea showing that you reply to comments about adult swim on this video with something equivalent to "No"

[@Zephialx]

The pie key has a 4th pie. A Marie Callender's pie of some type. Where is the lost footage? What are you hiding from us brutalmoose? WHERE'S THE PIE?

[@spacedoutcowboy5211]

Woolie Madden stole it

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

I ate it

[@L16htW4rr10r]

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!

[@Charles-jj2su]

Spaced out Cowboy YES! IT GOT SUCKED INTO THE WOOLIE HOLE

[@mockenmeyer]

it was just another chicken pot pie... perhaps it was too easy to guess? Marie Calendar pot pies are iconic in taste. and it also looks as if the banquet pot pie was supposed to be last rather than first

[@limparion]

That blindfold needs to be a part of the official brutalmoose merch.

[@robertoschaumburg5719]

Wait, there's official brutal moose merch? Where can I get it?

[@gnova7]

@@robertoschaumburg5719 iANcrate.com.... nah no merch yet sadly

[@erysecret]

I'd buy it

[@PauperoftheFishies]

What blindfold? he just wasn't blinking

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

I feel like the movie Birdbox would be a lot more entertaining if they had masks like that on

[@EmilyRitcheson]

This is an art film disguised as a food review.

[@EmilyRitcheson]

Also, Ian laughing at his own jokes is my favorite.

[@Lore_XiV69]

stopped making game reviews to make unponsored brand food reviews

[@shawmaguire8792]

I got so used to seeing him in the eye mask that when he took it off I got scared he was ripping his face

[@l1amh35]

No you didn’t

[@Chris-hw6vu]

@@l1amh35 wow buzzkill

[@iaaaaaaan3019]

Firedude101 me too

[@iaaaaaaan3019]

L1amh3 how do you know?

[@Boooo]

What mask?

[@badtownsound]

Televoid Episode 7 got really frickin' weird.

[@live_kaito_reaction]

Why is brutalmoose the only one talking about the mouthfeel?

[@katekursive1370]

He shall be spared by Dark Mother, The Sea

[@mathieuleader8601]

Actually for quite sometime I thought Ian was Nat's brother

[@KumaPaws376]

Mouthprussia

[@peepeepoopoo100]

Well thank God SOMEONE'S talking about the mouthfeel

[@hwaht8084]

I'm out of the loop and do not understand

[@PugandOwn]

I have a lot of questions about putting mac n cheese into a pie. most of them are variants of the word "why".

[@MrsUniverSOUL]

2 yrs later...THIS!!!!

[@SomeXplus1Guy]

I can’t believe Little Ian has finally made his reappearance. I am overjoyed.

[@gnova7]

why are his ad reads always like the best part of the video!! his whole channel could just be commercials and I would be so into it

[@cyrilfiggis2879]

There are no words to describe how excited I am for this. Ian reviewing frozen food is genuinely my favorite series of videos on all of KZbin

[@DefiantPunk0810]

I love how over time his editing has gotten more and more strange as time has gone on. He has really found his style.

[@saturdazedreviews3591]

The perfect thing to watch while eating lunch: BirdBox Ian eating microwaveable pies in front of his own green-screened kitchen

[@natkatmac]

I like eating at FlavorTown USA, but those flying Fieri heads get annoying real fast. They always interrupt me right as I'm taking a bite of my meatballs.

[@charlieyes4946]

natkatmac I read this at the exact same time he said that he likes eating at flavor town

[@hayden1220]

@@charlieyes4946 Same

[@anethanguy]

I can personally confirm this. also, the random dancing citizens were a charm at first... but after some time... it gets a little annoying. people just won't stop dancing.

[@kevcan2372]

This is the third video of his I’ve seen and in each one there’s a new kitchen

[@ericjohnson8639]

I never thought I would enjoy watching people eat mundane things but here I am obsessed with Brutalfoods

[@levelthreeranger5561]

I have a love hate relationship with this face mask

[@emerald8274]

yeah....it's hilarious and nightmare fuel at the same time. Almost as though he turned the uncanny valley into a half pipe and he's just skating back and forth.

[@AzraeIReaper]

I to love to hate that mask.

[@josuelservin2409]

It was hilariously unsettling...

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

It's so good and yet it's so bad.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

@@emerald8274 that is an incredible description

[@sarahmathias9463]

Broke: Actually filming in your kitchen Woke: Filming in your office with a greenscreen background of your kitchen

[@TheChefBoo]

I think he's greenscreening himself intobhis kitchen, while also being in his real kitchen, so he can use the tools needed.

[@SICresinwrks]

That blind fold made me bust out laughing😂 brutal moose makes me look like a crazy person while watching in the waiting room at my drs appt once again!

[@stroodles5341]

What do you mean blindfold? That's clearly Ian's face.

[@SICresinwrks]

@@stroodles5341 oh damn your right lol how could I be so dumb!

[@leeiif]

I laughed so hard I crashed my car and died.

[@SICresinwrks]

@@leeiif well that escalated quickly

[@komodoguy152]

lawless vapors it’s just so unsettling

[@DanKeehner]

The continuity with the 'plop' is my favorite part

[@alicered4198]

Please please please never ever stop using that plop sound effect. It's my favorite part. The editing is always amazing. It very much complements your personality perfectly.

[@Midwoka]

How could you be sponsored by a clothing service and not even taste-test the shirts? Pretty sloppy, Ian...

[@QueenFondue]

I low-key really want one of those mac and cheese pot pies.

[@katieh400]

Max the Big Bad Come to Scotland they're really popular here you can get a quality one in any bakery

[@xuhhhhh]

Max the Big Bad I got one on a break at work and it was terrible - I think it was our microwave though, the inside pie was super cold and I cooked it for double the time. The outside on the other hand was cooked to shit. I’ll have to try it again.

[@katieh400]

The Yayest moron A macaroni pie, if you will

[@no-man_baugh]

I high-key want that eye mask

[@bcat232002]

That sounds good tbh

[@n0isyturtle]

welp I just binged all the Brutalfoods episodes like it was Netflix in a snowstorm. good shit.

[@MysteriousKammm]

That blindfold is horrifying. You should wear it more often

[@DJGamingSmash]

Is this what an art-house comedy looks like? It's wonderfully terrifying.

[@crashbandicoot5636]

I'm confused, how is he having such a hard time seeing when his eyes are already unblinking and bulging out of his eye sockets?

[@beronicagarcia74]

His eyes are incredibly chapped

[@SunshysContentRanch]

I'd just like to say Pie Fieri.

[@morgue.dweller]

this has to be the strangest brutalmoose video to date

[@TohuBohuC]

skye did the televoid series stop existing?

[@abnormallynormal8823]

@@TohuBohuC his hair is long again... could this mean we're getting a new part soon??

[@TohuBohuC]

@@abnormallynormal8823 maybe, hopefully, but only time will tell

[@AR-xp2cb]

Are you kidding me he's not even wearing a blind fold wtf.

[@emilydurkee8664]

👀

[@Misa_Susaki]

Genre: Psychological Thriller

[@4N4RCH1A]

can you sell that blindfold as a night mask

[@FortTheMighty]

would deadass buy

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

I'd buy it so if someone wants to wake me up...

[@Mr__Joe]

I'd buy it to make a knock-off Birdhouse In Your Soul music video.

[@JarJarBinks123]

*the screams of a thousand souls* Ian: sounds like Mac n cheese

[@peterswanson5383]

Pot Pie- crust made with real dough. Banquet invites you to pull up a chair and enjoy classic, made-in-America comfort food. Like you, we believe in quality and good, honest value and trust you'll taste it in our savory pot pies, served with creamy macaroni and cheese, bacon, chicken, and meatball lovers.

[@4dultw1thj0b]

As opposed to...fake dough??

[@canalsincontenido]

I'm glad you discussed the mouthfeel

[@dragontron02]

I absolutely love your food videos. Keep it up! Whenever I see a new video from you pop up I’m always excited to click and watch. Your editing is absolutely amazing and makes the videos even more entertaining than it already is. Commentary is great too.

[@LordCowboyCat]

"Welcome to the dark web's only food reviewer" When he puts the mask on.

[@spicybeetle8166]

I’m in love with you Ian. My face is swollen and I crave the saltiness and comfort of warm food. Since my wisdom teeth were taken out I’ve only eaten protein shakes and sadness. I crave the warmth this video brings to me. The way your gorgeous eyes look into mine while you eat my biggest craving is both a blessing and a curse. Never stop making videos Ian, for I am in love with you.

[@mikentikes11]

Kinda cringe

[@dujilli]

🥵

[@jema2472]

...

[@allendrake6960]

@@mikentikes11 That suggests the comment is genuine in its sincerity. It obviously isn't. It's a joke.

[@mikentikes11]

@@allendrake6960 dude my comment is a joke if he was being serious It wouldve been more insulting

[@annaratliff4638]

I think 20% of the the views on this video are me watching it going to bed at night. Nothing soothes me too sleep more than Ian's comforting gaze.

[@adintijerina7596]

Nice cameo by himself at 1:00

[@StudioUAC]

doppelganger

[@AuRelixRa]

Adin Tijerina I always love when Brutalmoose cameos in Brutalmoose videos! They should totally collab sometime.

[@strra]

it's just Giant Little Ian

[@Krowphay]

The people losing their minds to the music in the restaurant without making any noise whatsoever and directly facing the camera really cracked me up, what a bunch of goofballs. I hope you got their numbers for future projects!

[@goldfishdrowner5729]

The brutal foods series is actually my favorite thing. Need more in my life

[@amazintimes]

Why is noone talking about the mouthfeel???

[@chelseydavidson6264]

hahah I was looking for this comment

[@garrettlee9511]

OMG yass

[@limparion]

Thank you, I feel less alone now xD

[@hicknopunk]

WTF is mouthfeel?

[@nomercyforswine]

finally... we're talking about the mouthfeel

[@njb8013]

Contrapoints?

[@orangealligatorvidos3853]

My stupid bass brain took until he went to Space to realize he was using a green screen

[@FoxyAlice93]

0:58 LOOK OUT BRUTALMOOSE THERE'S A ROBBER IN YOUR HOUSE! HE'S GOT HIS AIRPODS IN OH GOD

[@devent10n]

I didn't even notice that at first oml 😂😂

[@Akane1313]

Where is this AirPods joke coming from?

[@Leef95]

He has his blindfold on, he can't hear us

[@forknifecapt.2410]

That eye mask turned you into Alita 👁_👁

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

Alita looks like a weebs wet dream.

[@XcrownovhornzX]

Why is there a anime profile picture,weeb

[@seronymus]

Good avatar

[@umbra9705]

@@seronymus weeb

[@XcrownovhornzX]

@@seronymus weeb

[@ValiRiversong]

"Man I hope Ian tapes eyes to his blindfold" I thought right before he did it.

[@undeadwill5912]

There is no getting used to that mask

[@aaidren]

Undead Will what mask?

[@BigBadBuzzard]

adrian The blindfold that Ian is wearing.

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

@@BigBadBuzzard woosh

[@Anthony.laurenceau]

There was a mask??

[@Mr__Joe]

I got used to it. There's a music video where a bunch of people where some just like it!

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

Thank you for the ad at the end, that inspired an idea; your next brutalfrontier is fashion reviews.

[@user84074]

Oh my god! That callback at 13:20 sent me to the moon! 😂 I was laughing throughout, but that was so unexpected

[@sanicfanguy]

There’s always a new BrutalFoods whenever I’m sick... Not that I’m complaining though, this is clearly the best alternative to seeking medical help.

[@cadencerobot]

I'm also sick

[@nightcollapse]

Brutalfoods is infecting people

[@KamilHenri]

Oh wow! How did you find Little Ian for this? He’s so small wow!

[@emilymioton5314]

Well, first video I’ve ever seen of yours. Not sure how to feel about it but I subbed.

[@RevolverLink]

I keep thinking that the effect of Ian's custom eye mask will wear off on me, but no, the longer the video goes on, the harder it's making me laugh!