Organic Vegan Frozen Food Reviews - brutalfoods

[@brutalmoose]

Hey guys, thanks so much for watching! Hope you like the new foods - I've got something DIFFERENT AND EXCITING coming up soon! If you want more Ian, come hang out with me at my stream some time: www.twitch.tv/brutalmoose Also check out my second channel for lots of chill gameplay! - kzbin.info Thanks again for all the support!

[@okCarmy]

brutalmoose I love your beard no homo

[@egesermen]

are you jesus?

[@gabrielmckee1093]

Please find a way to keep making these videos, I love your food reviews

[@nadaspins1675]

back in the 80s companies advertised that you can cook raw meat in the microwave and even bake a cake you should find one of those books and try it out

[@healerhusk6290]

not vegan when you add cheese

[@HenrikoMagnifico]

*Brutalmoose:* _"The channel that went from a game review channel, to a movie review channel, to a food review channel - all while keeping it's charm and entertainment value"_

[@buckleluckle38]

Henriko Magnifico don’t forget the porn phase

[@adirblazkowics7717]

Oh fuck yes, the porn phase was the best. Because porn.

[@Harias_VI]

Charles Wright there was a porn phase?!

[@tonyhakston536]

I remember it well. 'Twas glorious, it was.

[@Xx_BoogieBomber_xX]

Are you talking about the video where he took his shirt off?

[@NimrodWildfire555]

I think in the first food review video, Ian made the comment "I'm not sure food reviews are the future of KZbin entertainment," but this is one of my favorite series. I am not entirely sure why I like these, but they're great. Thanks for the content!

[@marblefan500]

I like this series too, but other channels have done this kind of thing with success before. GMM comes to mind.

[@something6510]

Isaac Haddox it's his editing I think that makes it more fun. That, and his dry delivery for each joke is hilarious.

[@leinhartzank7111]

Ashens does it too

[@d_Kyshii]

Not sure why ? The editing, the editing is G O L D Edit: Damn, Some Thing beat me to the punch. Point still stands, Ian could make a pile of dead birds interesting to watch for over 20 minutes.

[@jonkirby1880]

Tr1ppin I'm looking forward to the banquet chicken showdown, too

[@princessnotnow]

BrutalFoods has become the thing I look forward to most and yeah that's a little sad.. but good job on it ian!!!

[@merlink.7287]

PrincessNotNow same here

[@planescaped]

He's hilariously amateurish at cooking and not too knowledgeable about it, it's fairly charming honestly.

[@Lynndissimo]

planescaped that makes them the most accurate food reviews to an average persons life because of it. Not to mention just how funny the editing is otherwise so they’re always entertaining

[@setsers1]

Ha

[@BeIlG]

I really like veggie burgers. I think the bad wrap they get is people expecting meat. If you view it as an entirely different thing they can be quite nice. Like with bean burgers. Many are really nice.

[@NGCAnderopolis]

Yeah, they stand as food of their own. The simulant meats are always weird though.

[@deadrevolver1505]

@Chinmay Walimbe I had the impossible whopper, it tasted so fake it wasn't funny.

[@blankblank1661]

bell G It should taste like meat considering the veggie burgers are trying to IMITATE real burgers. Why not create a new food with that different taste instead of copying something that already exists and failing to do so?

[@BlackBirdSweep]

@CheyTDMartinez you sound like you're bitter a vegetarian rawdoged your mom.

[@BlackBirdSweep]

@CheyTDMartinez by the way Burger doesn't mean "beef" there's turkey and bison burgers fucking everywhere. Like, you know, how this person talked about bean and veggie burgers. Because they actually know what words mean and you're like 14.

[@Lemonexe-vb8ng]

I only eat foods made of coconut amiibos

[@CrazyWeeMonkey]

Lemonexe damn u must be rich

[@crystalqueen9711]

Coconut Fred's Fruitsalad Island confirmed for Smash 8

[@cookiedoughl_l]

apparently its the leading cause of testicular cancer

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

Griffin McElroy would be proud

[@Rafdog101]

Laughed my ass off when he said that! Love this channel haha

[@Barrowsx]

I like the idea of putting cheese and mayo on a vegan burger patty.

[@UDontTakeMeSeriously]

chaotic evil

[@hellborn2012]

a vegetarian burger

[@yngv1]

Barrowsx My roommate is vegan and she always has light mayo in the fridge and uses it everywhere: it’s a super cheap brand and the mayo is apparently vegan.

[@lonelyweeb6772]

Barrowsx at my work we sell a vegetarian burger and it comes with mayo on it unless you request otherwise

[@nicknamegoddess]

Vegetarians exist... also vegan mayo>>>>>other mayo

[@calbeck9872]

4/5 rating, good video but not enough crunching sounds when you bite something that is not meant to be crunchy

[@Mia-tt1gt]

@@CrudeConduct666 bruh stfu

[@aron1089]

@@CrudeConduct666 _nobody laughed_

[@THE_MarkLee]

Aron108 Why an I forced to put a last name? Damn I did 👋😩

[@El_Sueno591]

Mia from discord lol they deleted their comment to make you guys a fool what an ass

[@doggosarecool7737]

@@El_Sueno591 What even was the comment?

[@jlshootingstar333]

I don't know why I find these videos so entertaining like it doesn't matter what he's reviewing it's almost always entertaining and oddly relaxing

[@ligmasigma123]

Julian Lyden exactly

[@Ryan-gq2ji]

watching these reviews in the morning while eating breakfast in bed is so calming and relaxing

[@thebiggestbird4372]

I think it's his editing

[@kipwhitaker1744]

Maybe its the commentary

[@MsDcyr]

Same!!!!!! 😂

[@mancalacat6333]

You have to be a seriously creative smart person to somehow make videos about eating frozen foods, playing old games, and watching horrible movies really really really entertaining and thoroughly enjoyable to watch. Brutalmoose has a legit talent, I can see him going places with it. His dry humor is always on point and the editing is so well thought out and unique, and just the way he “is” is such a rare character to have . I’m subscribed to a bunch of youtubers but I don’t get quite as excited and eager to watch their new videos as I do with brutalmoose. I really hope this man gets into television, I’m sure if he made a show it would be nothing short of fantastic and binge worthy. Just like his channel. Thanks brutalmoose for all the time you put into your content. The last year of my life has been one of the worst years I’ve ever had and your videos never fail to brighten my day. PS, I am really loving those long luscious locks.

[@thatblockyplayer3819]

Some people like BrutalMoose and JonTron just have the charm.

[@swishfish8858]

Until they're racist on a talk show, then they just become Satan.

[@KotalaGod]

Jon was never racist. kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3qpl2qnrNGhicU Way to just jump to conclusions about a person without giving them a chance to clear things up.

[@swishfish8858]

Kotala Foxhound - And way to jump to conclusions about some random loser's youtube comment without considering alternate meanings or interpretations, such as "until you say things that make you look racist" or "until you act racist". People like you are why Jon's career is more or less over; say one thing the wrong way and BAM you're suddenly evil.

[@KotalaGod]

i never said you were evil, nor did I imply that you were. I wanted to make sure people aren't still confusing what he said. Also, those aren't really interpretations/meanings, you just restated what you already said in different words. I do understand now that it was a joke, but it was hard to get that off first read. Oh and Jon's career is not over, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[@wellkek856]

I have to admit your editing is freaking great.

[@sethmorris4767]

exactlyyyy

[@crispylizard8295]

its good but sometimes I feel its trying to hard to be funny

[@MyYoyoyoyoyo12345]

@@crispylizard8295 Kinda the point which in turn makes it more entertaining

[@Kiabeta]

no u

[@jaek__]

@@crispylizard8295 It's subtle yet in your face at the same time. Incredibly unique.

[@l1amh35]

I’ve not seen such greenery

[@bradyhobbs0923]

Dont you mean you have nut seen that much greem

[@ThePhantomguy321]

@@bradyhobbs0923 my friend is greem

[@jayceallen6530]

L1amh3 scince summer?

[@metromancer]

I didn't know there was this much green in the entire galaxy

[@l1amh35]

Jayce Allen yeah

[@TakaokiKaimi]

I'm not even vegan anymore, but 13 years of getting excited when someone says a vegan alternative is "not bad" is hard to get over.

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

Hey wanna hear a joke? Okay, how do you know if someone is vegan? Dont worry they'll tell you.

[@Alxrru]

​@@Around_blax_dont_relaxi was gonna reply to this with something neat but its 1:30 am and i am tired so i'll get back ot you on taht in the mornin

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

@@Alxrru i dont give a fuck what you do, were we having a conversation that i was previously unaware of?

[@blasttyrant3228]

@@Around_blax_dont_relax Man, a bad joke and getting upset for literally no discernable reason. Yep, this is a KZbin commenter.

[@phloz6698]

@@Around_blax_dont_relax ........yeah anyways-

[@Splooshi]

"Loaded with macronutrients!" So, food?

[@melainebullock]

Gorilla Beanbag 🙄 no it says that to let consumers know this will satisfy you and help provide complete nutrition because many vegan items are not high enough in calories or nutritional value, and this product is decently high in protein and fat.

[@Liggliluff]

@Gorilla Beanbag Well, it goes for everything. You'll find these weird statements on any kind of product, regardless of target audience. Like, "this product is universal", yeah, it's the most basic item there is, I do expect it to work with most things. it won't work with all things, but most, so the description isn't even helpful.

[@stevenyoung9738]

@@melainebullock I call bullshit. You can get plenty of carbs and fats in a vegan diet and real vegans know where to get their protein, lest they become sticks. This appeals to what I call imitation vegans. Where they call themselves vegans but get off the diet every 2 days because they didn't feel like continuing or they became weak due to malnutrition. As far as I can see this appeals to people that don't know shit about nutrition.

[@stevenyoung9738]

@Phantom Alpha I don't know that much about the vegan diet but I did do some research a while ago. Yes many vegan foods lack fat, protein, carbs and calories. Many foods infact lack those. However many common vegan foods has that shit in spades. You can get fat from avocado, protein from beans and carbs from bread. What were you trying to say.

[@stevenyoung9738]

@Phantom Alpha My point was that this doesn't help you go vegan, saying macro nutrients means nothing. You would have to look on the back of the box to know what you're really getting,. This was advertised as "Vegan healthy food" not a supplement for all or any particular nutrients. Even if it is a good way for vegans to fill their deficiencies it wasn't markets for that.

[@J4YME]

My expestacaceptations raise with every BrutalFoods episode.

[@OsirisYeen]

I could go for some beans

[@nazunananakusa8916]

Your grammar makes me hard

[@J4YME]

In the video he said "expestacaceptations" in the video.

[@AniKaniFraniStan]

Awe yeah I love brutal foods!! Fav series rn

[@Smeali]

Anika Cole same dude, these are so enjoyable.

[@xxrocketshark216xx4]

Agreed. Honestly Ian your game reviews are funny and all, but imo you should stop doing those and exclusively do food reviews on your channel, it makes you feel more unique

[@firepower7017]

Anika Cole Who doesn't like it?

[@vapordreams983]

Friend: Whatcha buying? Me: Oh nothing just *Double Folding Chair With Removable Umbrella Table Cooler Bag Fold Up Steel Construction Dual Seat for Patio Beach Lawn Picnic Fishing Camping Garden and Carrying Bag*

[@ligmasigma123]

Ian Place I’m sorry for your loss

[@ianplace9977]

Dark_ Apollo65 it’s was a joke I’m sorry you thinked That

[@ianplace9977]

Agama it’s was a joke sorry

[@ianplace9977]

Agama no it’s was a joke no one died I’m sorry you thinked that

[@pennydyer1448]

Ian Place he could just be trolling you

[@VoermanIdiot]

Old video, but as a general rule when it comes to assembling burgers. Always put cheese first, then greens. The heat from the burgers will make the greens wilt much faster and make it sloppy instead of retaining it's crunch and the cheese will act as a heat barrier to avoid that from happening.

[@NicoleTheeHomebody]

Ooooooohhh no wonder why my local Jack In The Box does this😱.

[@userb1x1]

Well said!

[@LimbsAndGames]

Not only that but it'll melt the cheese too making the burger nice and cheesy.

[@thrawn4388]

Yea I do that a lot too I thought Ian would also

[@CrudeConduct666]

Hey! Hey! Dude! Guess what! Go ahead, guess! Okay okay fine I'll just tell you. . . . . NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR ELITIST BURGER BULLSHIT MAN!

[@ProjectSNT]

I'm surprised you didn't add marinara sauce to the meatball sub so you could make a callback to the "marinara" joke from the Banquet video.

[@01100101011100100111]

Would probably help the taste a little, too. Although he was complaining about the texture.

[@Toast248]

ᵐᵃʳᶦⁿᵃʳᵃ ˢᵃᵘᶜᵉ

[@Raeyanetta]

*Gasp* What are *you* doing *here* my dude?

[@raysillygoober]

Isn't she a girl

[@janeyrattray544]

Alway rember marinara sauce

[@pushinguproses]

The nutballs reminded me of slightly discolored Ferrero Rocher chocolates.

[@live_kaito_reaction]

Why do I see you everywhere on KZbin?

[@kthanxie6720]

She's cool.

[@mathieuleader8601]

I love raffellos the coconut dusted and white chocolate Ferrero Rocher

[@LastSider]

Maybe she has an Evil Twin.

[@theclingyfox7899]

I was thinking felafel

[@darknight910]

Seeing how Ian's """cooking skills""" are, I wouldn't be surprised if he had his pan on too high and didn't cook the nutballs all the way through.

[@dargunsh7156]

100% true they are undercooked

[@ks3223]

Probably should have simmered them in some red sauce

[@Misty8097]

I was thinking the same thing. No reason they should be simultaneously burning and somehow frozen together.

[@flamingdog9207]

Yeah, even with my lack of knowledge about nutballs they didn't look cooked, especially seeing the inside

[@cloudshad0ws]

Yeah, people really underestimate the difference it makes when you actually know how to cook things.

[@KANGOexe]

Man, I stopped watching for a few years and started bingewatching all the stuff I missed. I have a newfound appreciation for your unique style of editing.

[@Headywon]

"Oh hey there, what are you eating?" *"LEEZ NUTZ"*

[@Headywon]

Gotta love putting cheese on vegan food

[@Wendykenson]

GOTT EEM

[@aeromexico1860]

Lol

[@Xenojiiva]

Please no

[@bottleofwater8745]

Snatched my wig with that one

[@MarkTheNuke]

This has got to be one of the best edited low budget shite food reviews I've ever seen, keep doing your thing man it's definately unique.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Generally, it's a bad idea to buy camping gear online. The stuff is sturdy when sitting on it, but is fragile from impacts through shipping. Just drive to your local Big 5 or Cabela's. Big 5 preferably because it's cheaper. But Cabela's is like a theme park for outdoorsmen, so take your pick.

[@max_bikeroom]

if you live in the midwest or south they got this bigass bass pro shops in memphis that is also pretty good

[@shillinhite3911]

Cabellas treated my dad horribly when he worked there making him do the work of 4 people and accounting stuff without raising his pay.

[@ExtraThiccc]

​@@shillinhite3911according to employers these days, unless you're doing the work of 4 employees you're "quiet quitting" and will be docked pay.

[@thatblockyplayer3819]

I need to add the coconut amiibo to my collection.

[@CanuckGod]

It'll go great alongside my Mario and Bowser amiibos.

[@dishpitfreak]

Yo what costume does that give me in Mario Odyssey?

[@benmcnully2050]

Yo I’d eat Bowser’s Aminos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ryanschmidt3913]

Coconut confirmed for Smash Ultimate?

[@residentflamingo115]

Ben Mcnully what? Why do you like eating plastic? *Sarcasm 100*

[@abandonedrocketship]

NUT BALLS NUTBALLS is what that packaging actually says. Amazing.

[@setsers1]

😂

[@moist_mason]

They knew

[@Fuzy2K]

NUT BALL BAG FUCK

[@Name-yv2zq]

@@Fuzy2K wut

[@AD-cy4vj]

:)

[@splycer172]

Ian gets to use all those sound effects he has saved: The Video.

[@benkatody]

splycer172 that’s every one of these food reviews

[@togglebott7748]

nosepassnation it's what makes them so great

[@davidcogdill300]

Been trying SO HARD to figure out what about the editing feels so familiar- and I’m realizing it’s very Bill Nye-ish

[@hammskie05]

Holy guacamole you're right

[@glitchedoom]

Bill Nye with a dash of Tim and Eric.

[@Morale_Booster]

Your comment is a year old but you totally nailed it! He needs an off screen low voiced narrator to sarcastically answer his questions

[@abelq8008]

SCIENCE

[@SpaceHamsterGames]

Super surprised that the burger / taco one would actually taste alright!

[@aramnolastname1301]

Joof!

[@coolporyg0n]

jef

[@narcissismincarnate9201]

Ye of little faith.

[@thegamingconnoisseur4151]

It's Joof the black mage

[@ericfieldman]

I refuse to accept that you made a comment three weeks ago, but it only has 46 likes and 5 replies as of today. Keep going, love your vids.

[@Jackie_723]

I love the honesty here, Ian. This is why these are my favorite videos of yours really. Ian sits down to film: Doesn't read the box Doesn't have burger toppings Doesn't have buns Doesn't know what organic is Reads random other reviews Says beans a lot = this beautiful video.

[@thesecretthirdthing]

There's actually this pretty good brand of organic frozen foods where I'm at called Amy's. To be fair I haven't eaten good food in so long who the fuck knows if it's actually good but I like em

[@luke1stars1masher]

I love Amy's, so expensive tho.

[@heathercalun4919]

I've been requesting he review Amy's for a while. When I saw the title, it got my hopes up.

[@desliedianne]

Amy’s is pretty darn good, I’ve been eating it since I was a little kid

[@randomtinypotatocried]

Amy's Indian food is pretty good.

[@brechtian802]

Their Pad Thai is good shit

[@GippyHappy]

I love when pictures start sliding in from off screen and I just know something good is coming

[@DritzD27a]

Me: "Ian looks pretty stylish in this video." Ian: "I feel kinda like garbage, I look kinda like garbage." Me: " : ( "

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

He has low self esteem. Like I do :(

[@monehget]

@@marcellofunhouse1234 but he doesn't deserve it :(

[@christianjohnson7228]

:(

[@jenkem69]

Lmaooo a t shirt and hoody isnt “stylish”....

[@einfisch3891]

@@jenkem69 It is if you can hardly dress yourself at all

[@navybluebunny]

I love these food centric videos!

[@solidsneaks6656]

Salt is a type of preservative so those foods are not preservative-free.

[@mrbeaver8184]

Solid Sneaks Disgraceful..

[@bobipineman]

they're expecting ''creepy chemical''

[@kapwns]

shhh... good thing they're non gmo and organic so at least they're chemical free!

[@scanorugaming7827]

Solid Sneaks lol

[@middleC17]

Please don't use autism as an insult or joke.

[@Rockzilla1122]

"loaded with macronutriets" Lmfao literally all they're saying is that it has carbs/fats/protein in it Macronutrients are just the things we use as our primary source of dietary/caloric energy

[@sleep3417]

You'd be surprised how many people didn't pay attention in middle school, i guess.

[@gilgamesh0233]

Yeah we know

[@Magmafrost13]

Not much else on the box is particularly meaningful either. Except 9g of protein, I guess

[@shelbyb9965]

@minecraft creeper I'll have you know I get my energy from staring directly at the sun. I only eat food for pleasure.

[@shelbyb9965]

@@Magmafrost13 protein is a macronutrient my dude

[@elliottbyrum1570]

your videos are honestly so relaxing. like, i have a really bad thing with stress, but your lowkey sense of humor and all that nice smooth jazz in the background is surprisingly soothing. also your sound effect game is on point, i gotta say

[@matejmaric782]

Love the brutalfoods series.The editing always cracks me up.

[@juliajumame]

I always forget that the 18:35 bit is in this video. It’s like my favorite brutalmoose edit and it gets me every single time

[@favoritemustard3542]

👋 **helloww**

[@MrMan_01]

I gotta say man, I am loving your newer style of editing. From the sound effects to the select zooms and cuts. I really feel like you are starting to come into your own. Wishing you the best of luck, and I look forward to the next video. ^_^ That other guy that called you "ProJared" at PAX that one time. ~MrMan01 (aka Josh G)

[@faroe_pharaoh]

I like how he reads reviews for lawn chairs while eating vegan burgers

[@diamondcreeper28]

Fat Gamzee

[@daikonbou]

You see, the title "Lawn Chair" has the word "Lawn" in it. Lawns are made of grass. Grass is a plant. Vegetables are also plants. THEREFORE, the Lawn Chair does not go against a vegan diet and can safely be consumed.

[@cockenheimer]

Thats kinda the joke

[@dreadfulroses]

lawn

[@Niagaranobs]

lawn

[@jemmesk]

The B E A N S way is the only way

[@brookeconsole5719]

TH EBEAN SYS TEM IS THE WAAY

[@fouroheibag]

I like Moose's channel because you can find something for almost everyone! He's also really funny and a good guy. 10/10.

[@tourmalineKey]

It bothers me that you eat everything dry. You don't have to live that way, Ian.

[@KumiesCummies]

I have an unhealthy love for these sound effects.

[@togglebott7748]

Kumie they're so great Also don't lewd Ann

[@frosty925]

Please tell me the sauce to your profile pic and channel banner

[@ArkainKnight]

Kumie Ann lewd

[@irenesilvadeaquino5621]

i hate those

[@Domminoii]

My sisters are both vegans and I occasionally try some of their stuff and it's not that bad? They use a lot of spices to make it tastier. The one thing my sisters did warn me about was vegan cheese...beware, Ian, the vegan cheese. Overall, great video; will take these recommendations for lawn furniture.

[@FabulousMeiMei]

Daiya makes some good cheeses- There's a pizza place where I live that uses Daiya for their vegan pizzas because they make some that actually melts like cheese. Cashew cheese is pretty good if you're willing to shell (lol) out for the fancier stuff. Not a vegan btw- I just like cheese.

[@FunGirl013]

Vegan cheese is... well, ... definitely not cheese.

[@faebledstories]

One problem I have with vegan food is that without a dairy product to keep it creamy the food usually tastes dry with no substance to it at all. Also I'm not a big non-dairy milk fan either so even the stuff with "creamy" elements just do not taste good lmao

[@bobbruh8538]

Brutalmoose has got to be one of my favourite channels. He can make anything entertaining

[@sthlng2180]

My man eating a vegan burger with cheese.

[@jtcav6484]

The absolute madman

[@aaronm4858]

Langhope r/madlads

[@hexon8013]

What a *M A D L A D*

[@theawksquadgoalz1611]

This comment really made me laugh

[@dpa3968]

*T R A I T O R*

[@emetobot7449]

Vegan replacements are sooooo hit and miss. Every brand is different and some are better than others but I'm gonna try to find some of that nut. The key thing to remember with vegan brands is that some actually try to taste like meat while others just try to serve the same kinda purpose.

[@Cinnamon_enthusiast]

ian what the fuck i’ve worked in kitchens for like three years now and i’ve never cut a sheet of foil that perfectly

[@CanuckGod]

The dude has skills.

[@Z31HoodMoments]

The amount of times I’ve giggled at this man saying nutballs is unbelievable

[@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece]

Err, fat and carbohydrates are the 2 other macro nutrients besides protein. Or in other words: McDonalds could advertise the exact same thing. As could Pepsi.

[@bigpurpleflower2185]

You're thinking of macromolecules. You also forgot to mention nucleic acids.

[@sugarrookieart]

@@bigpurpleflower2185 I second this, got ya terms twisted a lil But here's an actual fun fact: V8's do not contain macronutrients and are terrible for you to try and live off of... I totally hadn't tried, or anything... Haha Ha

[@shelbyb9965]

@@bigpurpleflower2185 They are referred to colloquially as macronutrients though. Enough so that everybody was able to identify what it meant Not trying to be an ass, but nobody cares about that level of accuracy. It's a bit pedantic.

[@lqu]

"This food is food!"

[@MadamFoogie]

Man, if anyone else did these, they'd be boring as hell. Your editing is great.

[@barry-allenthe-flash8396]

"Let's _Nut_ waste anymore time..." *Automatic Thumbs Up* I've not had a nut burger, but I have had frozen vegan "alt burgers" that taste great. You're 100% right; they don't really taste like beef, but they taste good, so who cares? I've not had any sort of crappy lawn chairs though, and judging by those reviews, I will continue to steer clear :P

[@habibi1244]

That is the most college burger I have ever seen

[@tairamorgan6506]

Jesus, was that you in the foil😂😂😂😂😂?

[@rwiseart2269]

Taira Morgan Yeah that was him. I love the visual stuff he does to his videos to make them look a little more interesting

[@cookiedoughl_l]

yes it was jesus. he descended from the heavens to bless us with his videos.

[@1391Ghost]

speaking of Jesus Moose is bearing a more than passing resemblance

[@247gaming42]

No Jesus wasn't in the foil

[@weirdproq]

You should do an episode on either frozen breakfast foods in general, and/or one solely on frozen waffles.

[@Elvirabg]

weirdproq1 ooooo yasss 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@jamjamcamjam]

hey I'm from 9 months later, looks like your wish came true

[@Kavukamari]

I'm actually kinda genuinely glad when you actually enjoy things on the show though, making videos doesn't have to be suffering

[@MoonlightWillow]

Ian: “I do not know about these...” *crunches water*

[@MoonlightWillow]

damn me from a year ago wasn’t funny at all edit: or original

[@MonographicSingleheaded]

YOU THINK IT MATTERS? YOU THINK I CARE? Well, you re right 😊👍😹😹😹😹

[@thesilverw0lf]

I live for brutalmoose's edits. Especially the sound effects.

[@jumponeverything]

When you said it smelt like b.o don't you mean o.b? (Organic burger)

[@vincentm.7462]

Jump On Everything Happy Fathers Day

[@kyleerichards5455]

Jump On Everything no he meant b.o( burger organic)

[@isabellaeeden]

Can't wait to watch this new Garbage Boy video

[@ilexdiapason]

Isabella Eden I love the garbage boy

[@cookiedoughl_l]

69 likes amirite

[@cookiedoughl_l]

dude ikr honestly, one of the worst people i know. i really hate that guy.

[@cookiedoughl_l]

#waifusanonymous

[@alphaamino]

I love that Ian's normal food choices are genuinely decent, tillamook and artiseno

[@DSolymanH]

Carla Lee on Sara Lee. You missed something great there.

[@DSolymanH]

You're mediocre at best! :( haha

[@BalthorYT]

Don't let that guy _raine_ on your parade! You're above average in our hearts ;)

[@username-mk4qv]

Featuring Carla Lee and Sara Lee for some nutty girl-on-girl action

[@elfsings]

David Hernández Solyman Would you call them Lee-sbians in such a scenario ?

[@Korhi]

I've not seen such nuttery

[@SkellaBella1396]

Do you by any chance, like, hear goofy sound effects as you go about your daily life. Cause I imagine you hearing snaps and bongos as you gesture and then you have to edit them back in so that we can experience the world as you do. Which I thank you for, btw

[@darqfalls849]

I think it's more like he was watching the videos back and he saw all the stuff he was doing and thought "man it looks like I'm playin the bongos there, let's put in a pair and add some sounds" Either way. Absolutely beautiful. (I hope you read that quote in his voice. If not, try again.)

[@joshkingh3912]

Your editing is fantastic, and you are a hysterical person. You need more subs man, it's a crime that you aren't at 1mill

[@TheARMusicGroup]

Your editing man...you could make anything funny.

[@swiftfated]

+

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

I wonder... should this man read the phone book next?

[@xsamcat]

i'm crying about "loaded with macronutrients" -- macronutrients are carbs, protein and fat, which make up the caloric content of EVERY food. a big mac is loaded with macronutrients too lmao

[@MrWhitman]

Some time you should try reviewing cheap frozen pizzas. Stuff like Tony's Pizza, Red Baron Pizza, Hot Pockets, and Jeno's by Totino's Crisp n' Tasty (just a few examples) and make them peperoni pizza. That way you can rate them on peperoni content, size of pizza, and of course the taste.

[@yellowbananago]

Ian: These taste like surprisingly like the nut burger! The nut burger:*Has the same recipe as the nuttaco*

[@MrSpookersMcGeeThe1st]

14:25 I once saw a review where a dude rated a game 1 out of 5 stars, saying something to the effect of "I bought this game and only later noticed that the case was broken." That was it. Not a single word detailing the game's quality or lack thereof.

[@lqu]

What case?

[@SneaVal]

Ian: **puts cheese on a vegan burger** Me: Wait... that's *ILLEGAL*

[@LifeshakyBam]

FBI OPEN UP

[@rickyrockers6497]

@Oh No shut the fuck up

[@rickyrockers6497]

@Daniel von Strangle shut your bitchass

[@UltimateEnd0]

*Vegan Police from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World show up*

[@BichaelStevens]

@Daniel von Strangle bruh woosh bruh cringe bruh wooosh cringe r/Reddit R\ihavereddit cringe bruh

[@mrmolo70]

I'm kinda infuriated the box literally just calls anything that's not vegan 'carnivore'. What about omnivores dammit!

[@Infernape7890]

Wulfenstin I'm disappointed that they didn't use "bloodmouth".

[@smittensamantha]

This omnivore erasure won't stand

[@qwertybear.7120]

Especially since humans ARE OMNIVORE!!!!!

[@MidnightWanderer00]

Wulfenstin yeah! I guess they don't know what omnivores are!

[@rebeccaelston4409]

I’m assuming it’s because saying someone who only eats meat will like something sells more than saying someone who eats plants and animals will like a plant based product. And humans are physically designed to process plants and their vitamins/nutrients better than meats and animal products.

[@derekdavis6508]

I'm always careful to not cut myself on that extra sharp cheese.

[@alexanderwyatt5456]

Other people get excited when their sports team wins. Other people get excited because they got a promotion at work. Other people get excited when they hear their favorite band is coming to their town. Me, I get excited when I see Brutal Foods on my feed.

[@themanthemitchthelegend6183]

Alexander Wyatt *their

[@ReshiLuna]

Me too!

[@pkhydro2895]

Me, I get excited whenever I hear the word nut.

[@jodyanthony]

Your sound effects choices always make my day.

[@shisah5544]

The editing, music and your tone are all so relaxing and chilled. Really helps re-watching when I'm feeling pretty anxious and need a laugh 😊

[@kawchman]

This has become my favorite channel to watch on youtube. The editing and style is absolutely hilarious and unique. Right my irreverent alley!

[@acuerden]

I suspect the nutballs would be better as part of a pasta, where there'd be some more distractions and a sauce. Also, maybe cook them on a lower heat, so the heat gets through to the centre better? ...But this is just speculation.

[@GrapplingHookJones]

I think "accompaniments" is a better term than "distractions"

[@Kahzarod]

Grappling Hook Jones no no, the extra food will draw Ian's attention so the nutballs can carry out the operation while the target is distracted.

[@eggft.spicysmallguacamole2270]

13:53 Brutalmoose proudly presents: Carla Lee's *N U T*

[@jeremyc9593]

I would rather eat Carla Lee than anything she nuts out.

[@Retr0_ADHD]

@@jeremyc9593 Lmfao

[@ephemeralstardom]

Hi moose, I really appreciate your positive attitude when tasting even though they looked a little odd when cooking. I'd legit glad you enjoyed them, now I might go buy some NUT. If you're interested in some tastier vegan stuff, I recommend the brand Gardein. The beefless burgers, orange chicken, beefless ground, crispy chicken patties, meatballs, and turkey cutlets with gravy are great. Just in case you want to try more frozen vegan goodies.

[@ephemeralstardom]

what do you suggest i call it @Phil Ill

[@AdminAbuse]

@@ephemeralstardom shit

[@NicoleTheeHomebody]

@Phil Ill people call the inside of some nuts that have shells (I.E pecans), "meat" so what's ur point? 😂

[@lordhahaproductions]

@@AdminAbuse It's ok to get defensive, after all, vegan food is an insult to you and what you eat!

[@cainenicolina2275]

Allison Ross ugh fuck off

[@SpinLockz]

every two months i rewatch all of these and nakeyjakeys vids and it keeps me going ily ian:)!

[@MrWalnut4]

I too always wanted the limited edition coconut Amiibo

[@leewebster4420]

I'm actually confused though if you wanted to make a vegan taco, beans already exist, why not just use those?

[@ripwitch9833]

Yah it's most likely the taco shell. That and other frozen tacos have meat in them, so if you want frozen tacos with no meat, vegan ones are probably the few ones without it.

[@aglassofpurifiedwaterlastn1513]

Your production value feels like it has ascended beyond some actual prime-time reality TV shows.

[@LucasIsHereYT]

You and ReviewBrah are the most wholesome reviewers in all of KZbin.

[@egg2242]

*Brutalfoods is filmed in front of a live studio audience.*

[@AngyOrangeGoblin]

Spent 20+ minutes of my time watching a man devour nuts right on KZbin. Some good material. Thank you

[@Vocaloid-English]

>Vegan burger >Adds cheese *Seems legit*

[@SparksGuy]

was looking for this comment

[@Primintis]

Now it's a vegetarian burger.

[@taddad2641]

eh milk is more flexible i think in terms of vegan, though depends on the vegan.

[@cermet3481]

Granted it didn't say it was strictly vegan. "Vegans, little ones, and carnivores", so evidently you can add what you please.

[@meloncholy428]

I mean I do love a good veggie patty with bacon.

[@alexabates8535]

Just binge watching these on a tough day. Making me smile. Thank you for that.

[@AlaineMos2]

I freaking love how he said “I’m having a nut” with a straight face

[@monehget]

U avin a nut m8?

[@dwaynethecumjohnson3911]

@@monehget im avin a nut

[@anareel4562]

BEANS

[@spriddlez]

When I went vegetarian I tried my first veggie burger. I loved it so much. It makes me sad it's sort of seen as a meatless substitute to a hamburger rather than it's own food. Like some days you want pizza, some days you want a hamburger and some days you're feeling a veggie burger. They are often really good (although occasionally very very very bad - but sometimes burgers are too).

[@ShadowWolfSahale]

Spiffleh I'm not even a vegetarian and I freaking love a good veggie burger. You're completely right.

[@Arashi441]

Yeah! I'm not vegetarian, but I learned to enjoy veggie burgers when I stopped thinking of them as a meat substitute. Bean burgers and marinated portobellos are among my favs.

[@boethiah12]

Spiffleh I'm with the others here. Not a vegetarian but there are definitely meals where I just feel like a veggie burger or like an eggplant parm as opposed to options with meat

[@WaveToYesterday]

thank you for not giving the obvious "haha ew vegan food" reaction that most people seem to give! most veggie foods aren't supposed to taste like meat, but they still taste good! thanks for being inclusive haha, I love your videos

[@alicecousland]

@Curtis Riceman good for you, no one cares

[@TJSpyke]

They taste ok, I wouldn't say they taste good. And they definitely don't taste as good as meat

[@TJSpyke]

@@alicecousland more people agree with him than with you

[@alicecousland]

@@TJSpyke most people can go and suck old man cock for all I care

[@Ampharosite]

@@alicecousland ow the edge

[@FlamingShutter]

Man I gotta say your use of sound effects is soooo awesome! Some KZbinrs use them too much and it's not entertaining. However, you use them so effectively it always cracks me up.

[@Epatt95]

your editing is everything please marry me

[@redlink8840]

Hate to break it to you, he has a boyfriend

[@RigbyIsTheMan]

Redlink88 really?

[@dazzledazz123]

P o o p e r S c o o p e r ' 9 9 Nah...lol

[@togglebott7748]

BlackW0lf he is gay tho

[@dazzledazz123]

@@togglebott7748 how'd you know? 🌚

[@stofez5625]

Your sound effects are on point. Great work! Keep it up

[@vilho1387]

"Just open the package today to go d and out the chair was damage."- Luis Maingon 2k18

[@ligmasigma123]

Aave THE SACRED TEXTS

[@EmiliFaust]

I really enjoyed this review! People often review products like this with the expectation that they will imitate the meat product they're substituting, when they should be looked at as their own entity, so it was nice that you reviewed them as their own thing here.