An hour of unhinged ranting: Street Justice, C*cks & C*lts

[@aiyachristian]

Craig Jones is who Brendan Schaub thinks he is when he does stand-up

[@JoeHeine]

Underrated comment

[@pierer91]

I find Craig funnier than any actual comedian never mind Brendan

[@diceydie-c]

Lol facts

[@diceydie-c]

​@pierer91 u need to watch more comedians lol

[@RaffSolis]

How Craig keeps a straight face for majority of his rants is some S-tier level trolling

[@mattking1332]

It's an Aussie thing. We are some of the harshest in the world.

[@intimatespearfisher]

I don't know how he goes out in public with that face let alone keep it straight

[@TrickyyRicky]

Craig is perfect for podcasting this is hilarious

[@xyzpath]

Craig is perfect.

[@eamonshields2754]

Its hard to fathom how bad that dudes luck is... imagine picking a random car to break in and it belongs to a shredded 6 foot 7 Ghanian grappler that you seem running full speed at you in the midst of your homeless endeavors... truly incredible lmao

[@LIONTAMER3D]

Rida needs to get with a Thai trainer, get his clinch/knee game up & start thinking of mma.

[@eamonshields2754]

@@LIONTAMER3D Agreed

[@LIONTAMER3D]

@@eamonshields2754 jabbing into a high kick/takedown/knee clinch is going to win him 50% of his fights

[@spoj3922]

​@@LIONTAMER3D becoming a striker isn't that easy

[@LIONTAMER3D]

@@spoj3922 yes it is, actually: grapplers that learn striking fare better than strikers who learn to grapple. So yes, it's easier by comparison.

[@kevdunne84]

“Nicholas Meregali, totally unique voice in the sport never seen anything like it before” Craig’s deadpan humour is unmatched.

[@MrDamienb1994]

I thought I was the only one that noticed hahaha

[@schen7913]

He's skilled in sarcasm and irony.

[@wwonhyungz]

lmao this is great and the cohost doing mostly nothing but looking high af somehow adds to the comedy

[@MMARavid]

I love how the other dude just rides shotgun and let’s Craig go 😂

[@Shaka_Garami]

Nicky 'The Bull' Ryan

[@ShirvonWale]

idk if anyone else is paying attention😂

[@julirichmond3]

Ha ha ha

[@servo66]

Haisam will always be a hero for giving Cyborg a highlight reel loss on the biggest stage.

[@tobygoodman9134]

I think it would be great if the podcast studio stayed like this, and was constantly under construction.

[@andrewstephens3440]

Yes!

[@scottgodkin781]

OMG- the Cuck t-shirt with the King’s crown - LMAO!

[@rymid9517]

Best podcast so far! Love this rant format

[@andrewh3140]

Pure gold. Also, how long before this gets pulled off the internet? Thanks for the laughs boys.

[@hungryman5625]

I think you mean pure silver 🥈🤌🏻

[@andrewh3140]

@@hungryman5625 Ha! You got me.

[@zakshah3480]

Respect No One Cuck Everyone - Haisam Rida, probably

[@robbie31580]

It’s amazing how Danaher managed to set you guys up and entice you to “steal” his gym but in reality he knew that he was putting the B team in the area of Austin that would steal everything from them. His brilliance continues!

[@Ledturbeaux]

Emperor Danaher

[@LIONTAMER3D]

I'm like 99.999% sure that John meant steal the chicks at the gym.

[@julirichmond3]

😅

[@coltizz]

-You only need to win the battles that count. John Danaher

[@mmhm007]

Being a serial Silver Medalist, I can see Craig's angle on the Alpha Cuck (watching someone else getting the gold.). In that same vein, Craig's straight clothing line should be called New Wave.

[@JamezAdam]

😂😂

[@juliusjohnson4829]

Bruh craigs interpretation of the jiu jitsu community is so fucking funny like shjt had me dying in the dmv. These coaches do be acting like cults like i know of a black belt in my area that ruined his whole family sleeping with some new chick at his gym. They also do be trying to preach their own philosophy with life like they are musashi or some shit.

[@reedsmith871]

It took me a year to realize what this podcast is really about.

[@ICE999KOLD]

Does that mean the rumours about Gordon Ryan are true lol?

[@piratechauvelin]

And here's the comment I was looking for.

[@zakshah3480]

WHATEVER COULD YOU MEAN, GOOD SIR? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@epicbmxer65]

hahahha

[@Titoautiz]

What are these rumours and where can I find them?

[@clintrandolph8283]

I keep hearing stories about this over the years. In now deleted reddit threads (there were 2 recently), there was some really nasty shit. Shit like gordon having an underage boy sleep with his gf. Someone alleged there was video of this incident. Whether all of these events are completely true is another story, but enough has come out that I think Gordon is a colossally terrible person. And I really don't think JD is much better. New Wave is looking like a cult, which is a pretty common thing in BJJ, if anyone remembers team lloyd irvine.

[@Longarmshortarm]

The bulls, or I was thinking the Step Brothers? Alright here’s a scenario for you Craig. Suppose Sonny sees Nicky coming out of the shower. He’s looking good. She takes one look and she goes, Oh my god. I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf

[@cbroo69]

Come on little Nicky... If you want your test injection you'll have to give me one first

[@deathmachine808]

I wouldn’t mention Nicky’s calves as he is likely to get injured again

[@douglasgreene9340]

Is this a tell all? Without being a tell all. Absolutely ruthless 🤣

[@eamonshields2754]

The dude that got loaded in the stretcher literally looked dead...

[@LIONTAMER3D]

Fried chicken, extra crispy

[@babybarber7916]

Cops flipped his ass on there😂

[@jhc577]

he was on 1 HP

[@JoeyNTasha]

@@LIONTAMER3D Supernatural reference?

[@samkalhor1119]

Him talking about Cucks and fake accounts seem very linked to a certain somebody who got leaked

[@zerotoalpha2476]

What are you talking about?

[@Seaneskatejitsu]

@@zerotoalpha2476 Rordan Gyan

[@ghagzor]

I feel like the cuck shirt is Craig's way of confirming those gordon rumors going around reddit lately.

[@SimonSez83]

Do tell

[@mrjeinstein]

Yeah I agree haha and also the subliminal messages in the cult leaders segment 😂

[@SHERMA.]

@@SimonSez83 long story short is gordon couldnt do certain positions because of his stomach

[@thewrenchjockey7146]

That whole cuckolds section was aimed at Gordon. Asking if a cuck is likely to be republican, asking if they are likely to be the person that gets easily triggered by things etc…

[@DB-23]

Of course it is. This whole podcast was Craig going scorched earth on Gordon and Danaher. Something else must have happened behind closed doors recently because Craig truly turned it up to scorched earth levels

[@Adontheimperfectionist]

I can watch Craig just speak his mind all day😂😂😂😂

[@pedro3000]

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu started with a dude laying on his back with his legs wrapped around another dude. That's just how it is.

[@mando3651]

It's very zesty. That's why I play butterfly 😂. Not gay at all my foot are on his nuts.

[@Dpackie]

Can't believe the Austin Police didn't immediate empty their weapons into Rida.

[@deanboman]

This is simply pure gold ❤

[@deathmachine808]

Hysam lost 2 inches of height between the first and second description.

[@jonthestick7606]

Craig was killing it this episode!!! More of this please!!!

[@JustinBorel]

the b level of detail to the ladder and paint bucket in the back ground is awesomd

[@IndomitableBeastKing]

Would Nicky wear a bull shirt?

[@healord51]

Dude... What am I listening to? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ghagzor]

2nd best podcast around

[@linksvexier9272]

No messing with the crew rule has been in our gym a couple of years, three girls joined six odd years ago, one guy messed with two of them, they found out, all three left, gym owner lost three paying client mighty pissed.

[@zezuntxiduntxi]

Daaaaaammmnnnnn this episode completely rips

[@Souljacker7]

I think Craig is trying to get shot by Gordon uashuashuashushuashsuahuash

[@nathanel8888]

i love this podcast so much

[@Saltking_Tim_Spindel]

I like to imagine Haisam had that huge smile on his face while he mauled the thief

[@fixthisdog]

You should buy the shirt

[@wills8656]

I'm curious, the homeless burgler is that Ethan? He's been missing on training videos and on his own podcast. Also good work for the gay community: training with Adesanya and raising awareness, I tought you were a scumbag but i was wrong, good shit Craig.

[@wills8656]

@@carlosSillas14 Yes they accept blue belts

[@orgANGmo]

Best el segundo podcast so far. Craig just being Craig.

[@ThuggaManeLaFlare]

dude it was WILD haisam came back to his car only to find a skinny Gordon Ryan getting Cucked by Sonny with his own brother. Damn. Shocking. SMDH bruh

[@garrybutterfieldfilms4501]

That’s a t shirt for sure… Go for a run, heart rate sky rockets , do a few bumps heart rate sky rockets 🚀- B Team

[@YoooMelvin]

I don’t even do jiu jitsu but cannot stop watching B-Teams content lol

[@nmc725]

Get stuck in bro

[@carsonemery1846]

Subtle school shooter joke at 1:40 Great stuff Craig

[@masonklatt1117]

Love this even more than the guests tbh

[@seans4290]

The girl is the Alpha. She orchestrates the whole thing, while the cuck peers in from the closet, and the baby bull with a heart of gold does his best to perform.

[@232urdadsliver]

Damm

[@DanielSt444]

Ryan Hall wrote an article in 2013 about hero worship in martial arts. Craig bringing up the cult behavior 10 years later is pretty sad and hilarious at the same time

[@stevenoverlord]

Hes guilty of it as well. A story as old as time

[@DanielSt444]

@@stevenoverlord he admits as much in the article. Everyone has done it

[@readytoroll4505]

🔥 this podcast was incredible! More rants please Craig!

[@JC-cv3up]

Love this. Jiu jitsu is the last bastion for men to be men in this crazy ass society 😂

[@robertgoslin511]

Your channel is gonna blow up after your tournament

[@julirichmond3]

Me too. On day 4 it's too much. I have a hard time playing through. Remember day zero counts too.

[@CruxOasis]

we need that Austin Bulls rashguard and shorts

[@ericfamily7155]

This is the best one yet

[@Tupat95]

This series is so goddamn funny honestly I would recommend them to my non-bjj friends. Too bad I don't have any

[@davidwitherspoon22]

pls restock the tee and btw this video is hilarious after seeing the reddit leak news

[@paulleclaire8252]

The bleach on the ring worm works like a charm

[@devonbridges2522]

“If you think a t shirt turned your son gay he was was teetering anyway. Perhaps if anyone is to blame you your kid being gay it’s yourself, it the Dad.” HAHAHA

[@rangdog01]

Craig and Gundle need to go undercover as homeless men in a sting op for Craig's passport and jacket. Please document.

[@markdavis8430]

13 minutes in! Pure comedy ,The bull convo stumped me 🤣

[@reiniervanramshorst1031]

I thought the "Keep Austin Weird" thing was just stolen from Portland

[@Joecool20147]

Sad Garry Tonon and Craig Jones ended up on different sides of a feud. Would have been to see if Craig’s stupid would have brought out the more reserved humor of Tonon.

[@SoyChemist]

Best episode by far!

[@emifuc1211]

"A realised fantasy has a specific name: nightmare" Approximate citation from Jung

[@milehighcollector9632]

Oh holy hell....Craig Jones might be the funniest dude on the planet. I haven't stopped laughing for the first 20 min so far. Great job by whoever the other guy is on this vid. Fantastic job playing the straight guy to Jones comedy.

[@tehfuqizg0inon588]

Craig jones, undisputed realest in the bjj community

[@Elijah_Pizarro]

Gi is still more popular than no gi. But I do think the ibjjf blackbelt matches should be shorter

[@unalignedshow]

The cameras watch the floor the back parking lot and the showers 😅

[@jonnyref3475]

Magic podcast and spot on about IBJJF World’s, terminally boring coverage from Flo. Hopeless. Flo’s coverage is the best way to reduce viewing numbers even further.

[@iJoKRr1]

‘cuck’ ‘they know’ t shirts lmfaooo

[@SqueezeLift]

“What could’ve happened to this guy if he chose that path” 😂 jesus

[@alanmorrison633]

Need more frequent El Segundo podcasts.

[@RemyMac]

I watched half an hour of this thinking it was the intro and you'd introduce a guest any minute. So basically the title is very accurate.

[@organized_labor]

I bet he meant he looked like Gump in Castaway.

[@Njfwn1017]

I think Craig Jones may replace Andrew Tate as my Ultimate, Hyper-Masculine role model 🙏👊🏼💪🏼 🌈

[@Therealsusano91]

3:17 - Haisam is 6’9 4:39 - Haisam is 6’7 Gets shorter by the minute haha 😂

[@aWildNelby]

Crazy to hear about 6’ 5” Haisam Rida stopping that burglar.

[@deangarciaa]

Been waiting for this story thank goodness lol

[@robbie31580]

I feel like as if there was some slight innuendo towards certain people in this podcast...not sure....can't imagine who it would be directed toward....

[@rasdlksdjaflkjadklfjadlskf1466]

Craig, look up crest toothpaste for ringworm. I've seen it work quicker than other treatments. Tea tree oil can work too.

[@alanmorrison633]

The Danaher marketing part was class, tired of white guys in their mid 40s simpimg for him. He's a very good coach. That's it.

[@M_Emery99]

You guys are almost like Penn and Teller in this one.

[@davidfrattinger3159]

When can we buy in Canada!

[@robertbos8518]

Congrats on the 100k subs:)

[@LUKESLYTALKER]

”“The screen that has all the cameras on it-the gym, the back car park, and some of the showers there..” 😂🤣 “some of the showers” 👀

[@xXJoshukXx]

It took me till 20 minutes in to notice that what Craig has on his t-shirt.

[@joshartmann9406]

The danaher clip in the intro is absolutely hilarious

[@sharlah4057]

He has the same shoes as Craig because he flogged them last time he visited.

[@servo66]

Co-host crushing it again!

[@DERderZOCKT]

congrats on the 100k guys

[@mozuna27]

Who’s the Dominican guy in reference lol 53:46

[@shogunkristina]

We need to know!

[@tricyclemishap]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2aVfHmhhpyae7M at the 1:54 mark, there's a dude getting foot swept by Haisam. Maybe the same person?? 🤔

[@sprintstothebathroomdaily2429]

Had a similar event in college. Some cracked out dude stole my bag from the side of the field during rugby practice We ended up SUPER lucky the dude had used needles in his fanny pack sticking out that easily could have poked us.

[@markstone6263]

why is some random kid sitting next to craig this whole episode

[@RonALampman]

Ha ha! B-team Bulls! T-shirt sales will go through the roof! 😂

[@Discipline_equals_freedom]

Tren kills cardio. It’s like having asthma. Or so I’ve heard…

[@Schwerthase]

Texas is really a weird place to look at from the outside. Guys like Nicky Rod carrying a gun for self defense really sounds nuts to me as an european.

[@Schwerthase]

@@carlosSillas14 yeah, I know. But just the idea to feel the need to own a gun for self defense is foreign to me.

[@Schwerthase]

@@carlosSillas14 These numbers are crazy! Never been to the states, so it's hard to compare. in Austria we have a lot of rifleownerships in the countryside., but no one is carrying something in public, except law enforcement. Gunviolence is also very, very rare. Most deaths by firearms happen in family tragedies. Other than that, the occasional organized crime stuff. I would asume less than 10 a year, but don't have exact numbers.

[@cognitivedissonancecamp6326]

Never overestimate yourself just because your roll around with dudes between your legs. In American we call it staying strapped.

[@DB-23]

Nail in the coffin and dirt piled on top. Craig has officially buried Gordon and Danaher

[@claesholm9080]

Jesus, the shirts!

[@GaryHost-qs9pg]

Craig needs to quit jujitsu and transition into comedy.

[@IanBrook2013]

Wait, wow, hold up..... 2 words! Brendan Schaub! Lets just take this slowly 😅

[@chefjonsf]

Unintentionally and naturally funny. Its genius

[@Jeditilt]

Don't these guys have alarms installed in their cars? Why keep valuables like passports in your car - leave them in your BTeam office or in your gym bag that you'll bring inside?

[@Niiiiccceeeeegarrryyyy]

It’s ok in America if the gun is used in a school shooting, then that’s ok

[@Lockdown335]

Yeah keeping a gun in your car unsecured is reckless and very American lol

[@aaronokane1628]

Craig jones you are genius 👏 true aussie humour. Gordon's face watching this he would be so dirty 😂 love it bteam

[@ucbikecop]

Apple cider vinegar and your persistent ringworm is gone. Put it on topically