THE SIMPLE MAN PODCAST EP.34 w/ Craig Jones The World's Best Grappler!

In this episode Craig Jones finally gets simplified, hope you enjoy!
Nicky Rod, widely known as the Black Belt Slayer, hail’s from New Jersey, the land of pizza & biceps. He is a two time ADCC silver medalist, an EBI absolute world champion, as well as the world's most beautiful grappler.
Ethan Crelinsten, clearly the most intelligent and most good looking of the the three Simple Men, is a two time ADCC trials winner, as well as placing 1st in thousands of other tournaments. His grappling prowess goes far beyond what Nicky rod and Damien hope to acquire. As you listen to the podcast, pay most attention to Ethan as he will most likely be saying the coolest shit.
Damien Anderson is an ADCC Trials Bronze Medalist with multiple wins over multiple black belt world champions. Currently ranked 8th in the world at 145lbs and 9th at 155lbs. Also has ownership rights of Ethan Crelinsten
Nicky Rod, Damien Anderson & Ethan Crelinsten are based in Austin, Texas and roll daily at B-Team Jiu Jitsu.
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0:00 intro ( Welcome Craig Jones)
1:30 JayRods Nipple
5:25 Day In Life Of JayRod
6:38 Does Craig Work out & How?
8:30 Who is Stronger Craig or NickyRod?
11:56 Craig Jones vs JayRod?
13:10 Dont Trust Craig Jones!
14:50 Ethan The Bad Brother
15:27 Why Damien Wasnt In This Podcast?
16:06 Texas Houses
17:25 Craig On Cold Baths & Saunas
19:15 Craigs Cardio & How To Pace Yourself
21:07 How Is Craig So Strong?
22:15 Who is Stronger Nicky Ryan or JayRod?
23:10 Nicky Ryan on his ZYNs
24:00 D.A.R.E
26:18 Drilling To Hard
28:42 No One Wants To Roll With NickyRod
29:27 Pre UFC Invitationals Discussion
30:27 Buggy Choke Countering
31:53 Back To The Pre UFC Invitationals Discussion
33:30 Craig Jones Game
38:20 MASF & Violent Hippie
39:05 B Team At The Gun Range
40:30 JayRods Car
41:43 Craig Jones On Why He Has A Podcast
42:45 Robert F Kennedy
45:56 Elon Musk VS Zack Zuckerberg
46:20 Mikey Musumeci & Body Types
49:18 Why is Craig Always Mean?
49:55 Ethan is Strong!
50:35 Is Craig Jones a Spaz?
52:01 Craig is Just Stronger!
53:05 Back To The Pre UFC Invitationals Discussion
53:55 Gi Day at B Team?
55:20 B Team Paintballing & Will Craig Go Camping?
56:30 Whats In Damiens Bags?
57:00 Craig Training With Logan Paul & Craigs Thoughts On Puerto Rico
1:00:03 outro

[@Emily_tharp87]

Just an hour of Craig gaslighting the guys 😂

[@jimdgrousedogs]

A gi day a B-Team would be fun video to watch.

[@Andrew-xb7tm]

Itd be a fun class to skip

[@thibaultdeletombe1625]

Yes !

[@GarethElyard-di2ik]

U guys keep us crazy thank u

[@Sheahova]

we know if yall did you would have to bring tranquilizers for jay rod cause he’s gonna spaz out. Craigs gotta be drug tested for viagra and you gotta watch him pee before you roll with him cause he only has 3 techniques: the boner technique, the piss himself technique, and spit in your mouth technique. So if you do all that then you can go 69 cause he gets intimidated by a medium sized penis.

[@JChanYT]

10:02 "pound for pound craig is stronger" then Nickyrod says "how many pounds i've got more pounds" is making me die hahaha god bless the rod immaculate comprehension

[@coopermoon674]

Couple of draxs

[@MarcoelOsito]

@@coopermoon674🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theuglypugling6770]

"lifting is pretty much yoga"

[@littlebighumancom]

American's and not going to the doctor, name a more iconic duo.

[@jangobango2847]

we have access to the same KZbin videos and pubmed articles they use 😅

[@fullysuppressed]

men everywhere avoid going to the doctor

[@micahbaier1557]

Most of us don’t have access to affordable medical care…

[@jamieclarke4706]

Gordon and tren

[@littlebighumancom]

@@jamieclarke4706 Touche

[@conorcarroll7253]

The amount of heavy breathing from these pro athletes is giving me hope for my own bjj

[@opplez1159]

its just the mics

[@facundoduarte7504]

Epo 😜

[@CampingArmadillo]

@@opplez1159*nose beers 🍻

[@jordanlamb2880]

Craig is too funny man. When he said he don’t wanna go down like heath ledger talking about coke and xanax got me 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@joelrivardguitar]

Heath died from opiates and benzos. Not cocaine. He combined 2 opiates, Hydrocodone and oxy with 2 different benzos. Super bad idea because both drugs slow your breathing. Benzos make opiates work way stronger.

[@tombeans2204]

Craig dye your hair GOLD Gordons silver hair will get so tilted

[@carterstockham948]

This would be hilarious

[@7inn79]

we need naurdwar to debunk the craig jones background

[@fredrikandersson3885]

''If i give Craig more then 50% of my strength he goes to Austrailia for 2 months'' - Nicky ryan xDDDDD gotta love him

[@taco_fetish5178]

Nicky Rodriguez said it on this podcast. Nicky ryan is gordons brother lol but he would probably say the same thing

[@fredrikandersson3885]

i ment nicky rod, who is infact gordons stepfather lol. and nicky ryan is Craigs brother not gordons mate get ur facts straight@@taco_fetish5178

[@Aeonblueap]

It’s so crazy to me how they have no idea about each other’s houses and personal lives.

[@jarkinmalarkin]

They do but they won't talk about it. Nicky and Jay live together, Ethan, Damian and Nicky Ryan live together and Craig lives with his wife who's mexican, it's why he jokes around about being a Mexican.

[@richiemueller2158]

Get Jozef on the pod

[@Jakehesel182]

Craig using logic to explain the increase in autism to three Neanderthals is hilarious

[@aaronhines6555]

Jay takes some compelling notes

[@3bluelamasand1doosh]

😂😂😂😂

[@mikakaki]

"I can't feel my shin. It hurts." Rod, Jay.

[@Longarmshortarm]

To provide some real answers to Craig's mythical strength: I believe Craig offers truths amongst his jokes. - It is fact that up to 65% of grip strength is genetically determined. - Bodyweight Plyometric exercises and stretching, does strengthen tendons - I believe Craig has strong tendons which helps him to be strong relative to his size, strong in all positions, and to have robust joints. - One maximal strength exercise per day would also check out as true. Low rep high load exercises also provide great strength over size returns, whilst suiting his self admitted laziness - it's a lot easier to train this way than high output physically demanding hypertrophy or HIIT style workouts. Based on his developed hamstrings, back and forearms yet lack of chest and quads, I would venture to say that Craig primarily favours deadlifts for this exercise. - Personally I think the rings are a great addition to this style of training

[@joshuahettinger9287]

as a "one heavy set of deadlifts per week" enjoyer, that sounds about right

[@sicario8882]

We need a “High Level Spazzing” rash guard

[@mkmkk]

🤣

[@rymid9517]

That Craig guy is hilarious! He should start his own podcast or something

[@samranta1860]

He has the el segundo podcast

[@rymid9517]

@samranta1860 Oh wow that's so cool! Thanks so much! Interesting that he went with a Mexican name though. He should call it "the second best" podcast or something. That would be funny!

[@cliveramsbotty6077]

you should write jokes for snl

[@nickcarrillo2605]

“Who’re you trying to convince you haven’t watched that movie a thousand time?”😭😭😭😭

[@MrOj59]

Kaynan duarte seemed lot stronger

[@dorianpoling6591]

Jay Rod is a cool guy.

[@MorethanGUNZ]

🔥🔥🔥One of the best episodes

[@joeyripswell]

This is my favorite podcast ever. 3rd time through

[@rachelwilson7822]

This was everything I needed.

[@overyourbed666]

HERE FOR A GI DAY. GREAT PODCAST, GUYS

[@chrispoggi1726]

This pod is great lol

[@connorrhodes6603]

Great podcast ❤ Craig got jokes for days

[@jackydenton9974]

Happy birthday Craig!!

[@Luan9Oliveira]

I just love craig kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@coreyperry5979]

Great pod guys, I wish they were up-to-date and not pre recorded so the topics are current 👍

[@TheTechPapi]

Strengthen the walls. 😂😂😂 I fckin love these guys!

[@commandmastacheef]

Don't retire until you face Gordon Ryan Again!!!

[@Timekeeper624]

Theo Von and Craig pod cast coming soon surely

[@juanpablorivadeneirajijon3024]

You should bring the intro song back… it was amazing.

[@dmitrikonstantin6800]

give Jay Rod some crayons and a coloring book please 🖍️

[@x-Musashi-x]

Yo Nicky Rod with the Go Ruck shirt though 💯

[@JJoiner]

Love these guys 😂

[@piquitomonoloco]

29:17 thats what makes being a bjj enthusiast so incredible and the fact that austin is only 1 hr 20 min from where i live. Crazy crazy condi3nces.

[@dominycglabien7487]

what kinds of knives do you guys have in the background?

[@santerihuida4215]

What did they cut out before talking about Musumeci?

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

Never clicked on anything faster

[@jayw3rms]

I fucking love these dudes

[@spencerpaige]

"idk if I believe in the whole circadian rhythm thing" lol... wow.

[@JSp8]

I think he meant that he doesn't believe it's universally the same for everyone.. and he's right.

[@spencerpaige]

@@JSp8 What?! Life evolved under the sun for millions of years. The evolution of a circadian rhythm was essential for energy efficiency and who knows what else. You believe some people are exempt from their biology? Where would you get this idea from?

[@JSp8]

@@spencerpaige I ain't arguing with the science you nobhead.. I'm just acknowledging the variables. Folks with delayed phase sleep disorder don't align with the night and day sleep cycles in the same way. Kids these days are going to bed with their phones from the start of their teenage years and even that alone is having a major impact on when they produce melatonin and causes rem sleep to happen later.

[@JSp8]

@@spencerpaige his brother mentioned what time you get the best sleep which is what he was responding to with scepticism..

[@wisemanbjj91]

Craig voice “ podcast” coolest way to say podcast

[@l.g.production5478]

Craig is the man

[@kmac7109]

get a grip strength measurer and see who’s grip is stronger between nicky rod and Kregg!!

[@jcs192]

Craig Jones is the strongest BJJ athlete ever

[@bryanperalta7816]

“Do you think lions in the jungle warm up?”

[@biashacker]

Puerto Rico is a strange place. It is like a more frustrating Miami without all the amenities.

[@Kawabunga900]

In house B-team Gi tournament please

[@silverclaw4]

48:27 lmao the cut edit

[@kingbenjamin92]

Hey NickyRod, I tried to get some damn jerky but everything was out of stock other than the regular flavor! I'm still gonna get some, but damn I'd love to try that Habanero Mango and the Lemon Pepper!!! ✊🏼✊🏼

[@NiekMagnel]

We need to see craig vs nicky rod in the gi

[@timw9024]

If you squeeze it, do you lactate? Me too, dude. Left only.

[@jon7713]

craig vs nicky rod gi match for the tube!!

[@artnos]

the editing is really trippy the split screen looks like ethan is sitting next to nicky then it jumps to craig sitting next to ethan around 28:21

[@brianhoppe7303]

Smooth cut out at around 48:30. Lol

[@kevinarambula141]

ethan gets to passive aggressive when his joke doesnt gets laughed at xD

[@TheGreature]

Craig reminds me of Sam Hyde

[@jangobango2847]

just 2 mass shooters who tell it like it is

[@JSp8]

You must know like 10 people

[@jonwilliams4752]

I’m not sure if Craig actually likes cocaine or just says it for lols

[@jarkinmalarkin]

He's Australian we all love cocaine because it's so hard to get here and expensive

[@JSp8]

Most people who like cocaine also say it for the lols..

[@JSp8]

@@LouisNicholson-my4yv poor fella doesn't know what "also" means..

[@Juskle7]

They basically bring Craig on to shit on them and confuse them for an hour. Hilarious!

[@bobertmurda3419]

I was hoping Craig would talk about the lore of cucks. But god bless America ethan is back 🗣️🙌🏼

[@ninjanickysveganwellness]

Can we please see Craig arm wrestle against Nicky Rod??

[@fluehue591]

Deep REM sleep, makes no sense, they are complete opposite 🤣 Other that that awsome podcast 🤩

[@AILexFridman]

Do a gi day special for Halloween

[@TheGeoffreyDyck]

october, time for paintball

[@BlasArmelin666]

It should be called the heavy breathing podcast

[@chaystafari3228]

Took modafinil for years . Modafinil gives me vertigo . I wish it didn’t cuz it’s the best

[@ColoradoCrusader]

Where is Gordon's brother?

[@yeeerrrrrrr]

what grown man is able to sleep 11 hours and nap?

[@Lockdown335]

Jay wouldn't know what a loop choke is hahaha ffs

[@SM-tg7yw]

Friends talking to each other that have never been to Craig’s house.

[@facundoduarte7504]

I don't know when Craig is being serious or joking

[@yoyoyooo4735]

Kind of annoying if someone is never honest and you never can talk to him like a normal person.

[@joshartmann9406]

Jay maybe tore your pec. Might want to get that checked out

[@rufioswitch2132]

I don’t know who these guys are, or what conditions they were born with, but it’s so inspiring to see people with severe mental disabilities trying to do things in life

[@milkmysiNZ]

This is gonnna sound dumb, but is Jay rod and Nicky related.?

[@jarkinmalarkin]

Yes they are

[@NiekMagnel]

Or a gi day at b team

[@diceydie-c]

Staccato is great but there are better and more expensive pistols. Check out Atlas or Wilson combat or the Alien

[@SteelCoastBJJ]

Nicki Ryan would wear something called an A2H not an A2W, it’s slightly more hilarious as the H stands for “husky”.

[@jamiewest23]

Where’s the sea moss?

[@lemanakmelo]

3:46

[@javier-wd7qj]

Thank god Ethan is here to interrupt

[@liamdoes8580]

32:39

[@olivereckman9961]

Heavy breathing on the mic the podcast

[@asaiya705]

lol im A2, Nicky rod would be like A10 lol

[@lemanakmelo]

31:06

[@Ledturbeaux]

Does Nick know Mr. Kennedy is a pro wrestler and not the activist?

[@sammcdonald9173]

Sea moss = nipple Rock 😮

[@sebbe138138]

Too short!

[@RunYourLuck]

You get gyno from high estrogen from gear lol. But could be a lipoma.

[@Lockdown335]

Ahhhh another post Izzy gyno gate expert hahaha (Not necessarily you) but i love how many dudes became overnight mens tit health experts just in spite of Izzy but i guess its similar to our vast supply of online vaccine and health experts we have now

[@RunYourLuck]

@@Lockdown335 I’m speaking about this as a guy, on gear myself lol. So no judgement. I don’t have gyno but I take aromatise inhibitors when I feel my e2 getting high. You don’t just randomly develop gyno which is why most people jump to the conclusions. Your E2 levels have to be through the roof. That’s why I said lipomas, if it ain’t sore then it’s probably that.

[@Eliasomd]

Gyno is breast tissue, it doesn't just "go away"

[@user-dz4ty5tj7q]

It would be nice if Craig gave straight answers

[@FvckN0]

Guys stop eating while recording.

[@GG-kn2se]

You’re also more likely to get autism if your father is about 40 or over when you’re conceived. Not just a woman thing.

[@JSp8]

1.5% for parents in their 20's.. 1.58% for parents in their 40's🥸

[@BG-sj7zh]

RFK all day. Not a consipracy nut. He is saying we should "look into it"

[@blahblahwhocares4157]

Stop eating and drinking into the mic.

[@Anonymous-rz6vq]

When Craig does a monologue or if he's the guest, he's hilarious. When he's the interviewer, he's boring af. ElSegundo

[@joshuasasfire2759]

Craig is worse than Gordon now

[@TheeFitnessEnthusiast]

How so?

[@joshuasasfire2759]

@@TheeFitnessEnthusiast you don’t find him just as annoying?

[@jackydenton9974]

It’s his birthday today, you’re rude 😂

[@pewe9989]

Why do you have the bored ape yacht dope logo as your guys logo?

[@peckerwood780]

He's good he is definitely not the best. Until he beats THE KING!

[@yourmomlovespenis]

The camera work in this rivals Citizen Kane...