Buddy Simulator

Ever wanted a buddy? Well then you'll love this simulator game... and this game will love you right back...
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[@Tina-ze6md]

The fact that it flips back and forth between the previous let’s play and this one just to show the answers haven’t really changed at all is the funniest concept to me.

[@MeAzray]

And we know who we can thank to....thanks Lixian for diving back into the archives 😂

[@zephyr0407]

I love that too XD

[@undecidedhandle]

IKR?! wonder what was Lixian thinking while he was editing

[@MeAzray]

Lixian be like deja Vu tryna figure where it came (≧▽≦)

[@bigdonza08]

Commas dude

[@Valetravelgames]

"Will you go back?" >no "You hate that tunnel" >i love that tunnel

[@mralabbad7]

"[Love] is not an action i recognize"🤖 Pff. . .Of course you wouldn't

[@had-eb]

*love tunnel*

[@daveparsons3764]

Haha

[@aniyilator]

@@had-ebloooooove tunnnneeelll

[@attrapper1]

Mark: Welcome to Buddy Simulator Lixian: Ah shit here we go again.

[@DareDevil_00I]

@@brycenmann5306 agreed

[@theholytoilet6668]

@@brycenmann5306 What an extremely strange bot. Edit: Apparently, this kind of bot isn’t new. When Mark’s niece died, similar bots appeared making similar comments.

[@toastyme9057]

i was thinking the same thing

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

Wow, really? Jeez The gross things people do for attention....

[@julie.d1840]

It’s sick. What will even be accomplished??

[@MrMadmenProductions]

"You can leave that silly dog here." *Mark:* And I took that personally.

[@A1979_]

yesss. and i was like “you done pissed him off” 😭

[@thetruestwolf5164]

Mark was like "Yeah of course you guess! THE DOG COMES WITH!"

[@juliamuller430]

Flashbacks to the game about the little boy who went missing in the forest... Blair Witch I think it was called, when he let the character walk with the dog in his arms until he literally passed out

[@voiddwelling7285]

I remember that I said my favorite animal was a Sheep and so I had a dog named "Sock the Sheep" following me around.

[@scaleonkhan183]

21:21

[@CherokeeRose1226]

Mark: "Haven't I done this before?" Lixian: "yes" - Does everything pretty much the same -

[@cujo7600]

From when?

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

@@cujo7600 3 scary games 45

[@V3RYM3GAFUN]

That's when you know his personality didn't change

[@theplatinumexpo5928]

Well he change Stan to Steve but everything else was the same

[@gilles466]

Wait I remember this game being played by Mark

[@kittenwispy]

*Game:* _"you can leave that silly dog here"_ *Mark: so you have chosen negative review*

[@bucketonfoot]

@nigmode445 Obsessed much loser?

[@heitthanderson3708]

@@bucketonfoot shh let us just report them quietly they don't deserve our attention.

[@FriedTinapa]

So these bots also exists on Mark's Channel, not only on Charlie's Channel

[@Drunken_Monke]

@@bucketonfoot it's a bot. Who ever made them is a piece o shit.

[@odasiam6342]

@@Drunken_Monke ikr

[@vegito1262]

“Are you blind?” Actually yes. He is. He gave his eyes to the one skeleton door. Cool little thing there

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

Soldier: WHEEEZZZEE

[@sta5011]

Megalovania plays

[@ckfriends3252]

Yeah! I thought the same thing! And I thought mark would mention it! But I guess he was still a little traumatized lol

[@abrakadabra454]

the guy that says that can say many different things depending on randomness. i have heard "are you blind" and "look where you are going"

[@lynlove7988]

Mark PLEASE finish this game- there's 4 different endings and it's SO GOOD. You HAVE to play it- especially the "very bad ending." I have LITERALLY been checking EVERY DAY to see if you've uploaded a part 2

[@LydiaMarieB]

And he still hasn’t :(

[@818sosa3]

@@LydiaMarieB and never will :(

[@potatojuice0617]

@@818sosa3 he might? cause sometimes he just thinks he has finished a game but realize later that he hasn't

[@818sosa3]

@@potatojuice0617 I love potato juice

[@technomanuel]

its been nearly a year

[@snowbally8455]

I liked how Mark completely forgot he’d played this before in Scary Games

[@tatianabrown2478]

I had to see if anyone else noticed before I made the comment

[@valoripace9038]

I really thought he had played this before. I'm glad I wasn't wrong

[@brixtonbates851]

Which one?

[@brightplaysgames8760]

SO I. NOT THE ONLY ONE??

[@NararyaSurya]

The 45th if i remember correctly

[@Scottworld]

The Game: "You can leave that silly dog here". Mark's Happy: -100%

[@UR_Bum007]

I made one mistake and at least 30 people hate me......great

[@rapidmagic0705]

@@UR_Bum007 this isn't Scott Cawthon

[@lapizkeeper]

@@UR_Bum007 its a fan account

[@acupofyeast7839]

@@UR_Bum007 Dude it’s not Scott. It’s a fan account, mostly for fnaf news and stuff.

[@riricaroo]

@@UR_Bum007 why be so fucking rude man.

[@Spiracle]

Time is a flat circle. Before long he'll be playing this cool new 'Prop Hunt' game and Wade will have hair

[@WingedFire]

**sigh** if only...

[@shubhamsherekar]

Also the latest indie game called "Five Night at Freddy's".. He might love it a lot and it'll certainly increase his viewership a lot

[@jiffbutter04]

@@shubhamsherekar Ey nice pfp

[@alexvasconi9264]

Aaaaaa... life

[@Karcinos64]

One day he'll start playing Amnesia

[@michaelt4007]

Ya know, I would be 100% down for Mark to replay games he’d forgotten about and played earlier on his channel while Lixian compares the old with the new, as was done in this video. I feel like it would be a neat idea, something like 3 scary games throwback or even just the random games he had played in the past. Kinda like Sean’s nostalgia week but only with already forgotten games. I’m sure there’s plenty of games that have been for the most part forgotten.

[@DrakeAsleep]

Cough* vanish

[@Zyguard_101]

@@DrakeAsleep dang I was thinking the same thing 🤣

[@afeatherinthewind]

yessss this would be amazingggg

[@breannafisher5995]

"you can leave that silly dog here" **everyone is typing**

[@mistermoee]

*furious typing*

[@wesleysmith3403]

*enraged typing*

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

*suddenly the storm is silent* and then...

[@generallyunimportant]

My name is literally "everyone" on discord lmao

[@cguy1484]

I am typing. But to tell you the silly dog should have been left.

[@ricecooker7037]

“You can leave that silly dog here” Doom music intensifies.

[@astronomicalgamer205]

You forget you have the shotgun equipped: what have I done

[@baileycarter5141]

You scared me for a minute. I thought I posted this and got nervous.

[@azrael-labs]

@@baileycarter5141 oh, right

[@sethender443]

So if he hadn't have picked dog as his favourite animal, would it have still been a dog in the game?

[@Opanker_]

The blacksmith also looks like a Pinky Demon too

[@kayraylmaz4852]

Markiplier: Pets virtual Chica for minutes Real Chica: Ah yes suffering

[@maxter0842]

Pets for every chica

[@valeriavalv]

@YeaMan you can't even spell page

[@wegocray3830]

I mean if he can pet virtual chica for that long, imagine how many hours he can pet chica

[@pancake-zw2qc]

İşte bu yüzdenronalfa

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARKIPLIER IS BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS, MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[@MythicBurger030]

Steve: “You can leave that *SILLY* dog here” Mark: *so you have chosen death*

[@jameswent48]

Thanks Capt Obvious

[@memerwan38]

Mark is the only person able to play the same game twice and not realize that he is playing it again for a good 10 minutes

[@RAMChYLD]

Indeed. Not the first time either.

[@LunaWitcher]

Nah, my boyfriend is just like that. Once we passed the same poster for a new movie on 3 separate occasions, and he always said the exact same thing when he saw it. "Oh, they're making a movie of ---? Nice!" Always with the same tone. The third time, I commented on it, shocked he didn't remember seeing it even though he was excited for it every time. All he said was "Can't say I'm not consistent"

[@danthony8681]

Dashiegames did the same thing lmao

[@SkeletalsBoneWorks]

@@LunaWitcher at least he's consistent

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARKIPLIER IS BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS, MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[@PaleoEntertainment]

"Will you pet Steve" Mark: * nervous sweating *

[@thepizzatime3502]

Perhaps pet a my pet named steve

[@xxyaboityxxyz2055]

@YeaMan shut up, the only thing you can do better than most people is bot around

[@damn5991]

@YeaManbe like: I aM bEtTeR ThAn MaRk Mark with 29 million subscribers: Aw how cute

[@shinny4802]

*Chica pointing a gun at him*

[@damn5991]

@Snuffles that was a good roast my man :D

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"If you had a pet dog, what would you name it?" I knew Chica was coming from a mile away

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

I knew it was coming 2 miles away.

[@NinniWasTaken]

Chad

[@cobie_]

ive seen you before

[@th3namesnut673]

I thought it would have been "pet named steve"

[@sillicon8227]

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. I knew it was coming from 3 miles away

[@harmonium5495]

_"GET THE CORN OUT OF YOUR EARS AND GO LEFT"_ That killed me along with Markiplier's current determination to go left-

[@lucasgallardo5678]

The amount of similarities whitin his first playthrough of the demo and this one is insane

[@DiNA-D2]

"A Home is a House With a Heart" Yeah, he already knew that, he recently killed a house, you know. Shot it right in the heart

[@therealseokjin]

w o w

[@Chronicler9]

yep. right in the feels.

[@DiNA-D2]

@@centrefilms_ I'm talking about his playthrough of House

[@barbarathomas4255]

Dhana is talking about house

[@azarinevil]

Mark: Have I played this? Lixian: Brings the receipts

[@chloechan783]

卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 dude this isn’t even a Jacksepticeye video, also just leave him alone like come on

[@shmackkboy]

There should be a compilation of mark saying "I will play more of this" and then not playing more of it

[@dubioustheatreyt8096]

I feel bad for this game honestly. Mark could have shot it into popularity but instead it just lays half-dead on the floor.

[@alvamiga]

I wish they'd go back and add something to the video title to mark it as incomplete so us people catching up on videos wouldn't waste time watching half games before realising the rest isn't there!

[@arctic7577]

Postman: Are you blind? Mark who pulled his eyes out to open a gate: No

[@shayden998]

He's just farsighted, okay!?

[@Gwen_Hemoxia]

XD Good find

[@minecraftlover9000]

ₒₙₗᵧ ₚₒ𝓰𝓰ₑᵣₛ 𝒸ₐₙ ₛᵤᵦₛ𝒸ᵣᵢᵦₑ ₜₒ ₘₑ ₐₙ𝒹 ₗᵢₖₑ ₐₗₗ ₘᵧ ᵥᵢ𝒹ₑₒₛ

[@X7RYQ]

@@minecraftlover9000 only idiots would do that

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARKIPLIER IS BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS, MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[@lilyglover1900]

Mark making an Unus Annus “Buddy system” reference while I’m wearing an Unus Annus “buddy system” shirt just made my day

[@cristencray4049]

I'm watching while wearing an Unus Annus sweatshirt, cheers my friend! 🤍🖤

[@lilyglover1900]

@@cristencray4049 cheers!🍻

[@jadejuzo6866]

What is [REDACTED]?

[@depressantdrug]

@@cristencray4049 I also have an Unus Annus sweatshirt and I can't for the life of me remember how I got it?

[@tatehammontree2636]

Hell yeah same here! Always respect the buddy system

[@ethan8_3]

"Ill be here for a while guys" Narrator voice: *and he, in fact, was there for a while.*

[@wondersmarvel483]

Man loves his Chica

[@lunareclipse0823]

I'm imagining the narrator from The Stanley Parable and this makes your line better.

[@jameswent48]

I'll*

[@Rin-jy9gg]

"I don't think friends are supposed to pet each other" I'm having flashbacks to you petting Ethan

[@MrBern-ex3wq]

"If you had a pet dog, what would you name it?" Not once, but TWICE before, we had A Pet named Steve almost happen.

[@DerpityDerpz1]

I chose otter as my favorite pet and I named him Steve

[@LonelySandwich]

He sounds like cronk when he says, “Hey. I’m an open book, baby.”

[@spiritbuddy5208]

I see ya everywhere man. I got the early ticket before this floods with replys

[@slushie9727]

Y o

[@goldpineaplegd5545]

how are you doing

[@odasiam6342]

Hi

[@odasiam6342]

I’m EARLY

[@00kidney]

Game: "You can leave that SILLY dog here." Comment section: goes crazy

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARKIPLIER IS BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS, MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[@babybumblebee585]

Was bout to say these bots are crazy but noticed you’re a kidney channel. My brother goes to dialysis 3-4 times a week.

[@rascal5033]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm....

[@Martin-tu8dm]

@@indubitably8571 its a bot dont bother

[@gabecereal9400]

What da dog doin⁉️⁉️

[@Psyrenix]

The house area gives me Undertake vibes… “This bed looks cozy, you can imagine yourself taking a long nap” is what got me.

[@2012petvet]

Arbor Also Reminds Me Of The Drunk Bunny From The Bar

[@vinnyart92]

yeah this game gives me major "undertale but it's a horror game" type vibes

[@Gabzew]

​@@vinnyart92It really isn't an horror game

[@prankonic4735]

Game: you can leave the dog behind Markiplier: *prepares to commit hate crimes*

[@NotaSailor]

Hey again Mark! First off AHHH thanks for playing the full game, we're glad you were finally able to begin an adventure with your new friend Steve! (Stan will be missed) We're sure your friendship will create wonderful memories for both of you :) Thanks for being such a supportive and inspiring individual to us indie devs, it means the world to us. Keep being amazing... and that goes for everyone. -Not a Sailor Studios

[@vhem6007]

Remember Stan

[@오르카]

nice game!

[@regret_mindset857]

Stan Sadge

[@warframehunter7298]

Rip stan

[@alyssar4986]

Character: “Are you blind?!” Mark: “no…” **flashbacks to when he pulled out his eyes**

[@Parshelix]

oh nice memory

[@catrasauce]

Everyone in the comments being so unaware about how great this game excites me. You're down a long path, Mark. A long, twisty, heartbroken path. And I can't wait to see it.

[@psychotophatcat]

How much more of the game is there?? Trying to decide whether to wait and see if Mark plays it again or find someone else.

[@ghoulishtheories7979]

Unfortunately there hasn't been a part 2 - So I don't think he's going to be playing the rest anytime soon...

[@noteless1]

I couldn't have said it better myself. Literally, I tried. I hope he continues the game!

[@catrasauce]

@@psychotophatcat the game overall is around 5 hours of playthrough but there's different endings took me around 10ish hours to completely 100% it

[@ParaFox404]

its good, i think experiencing it yourself is better then a video, he's in the opening right now

[@prioprioprio]

Steve: You can leave that silly dog here Mark: So you have chosen death

[@jameswent48]

Thanks captain obvious

[@AirLight1646]

@@jameswent48 ok but where did James go, I need to know now

[@woohoodathird9679]

I feel like mark should revisit this game every few years just to see how he evolves and how his reactions change (like he is *much* calmer and more methodical now than he was the first time)

[@mitchgray2099]

Power washing can change a man yknow

[@Voistra]

The answers are pretty much all the same

[@cameronstandifird8210]

Yeah, my girlfriend and I noticed that he's chilled out over the years, and we started watching his constant again. We both adore him. I used to watch him when I was like 15, now I'm Twenty-One, it's so cool.

[@Laurenh_]

"You can leave that silly dog here." Everyone: *agressive typing*

[@WGoodall]

Game: Guess a Letter Nobody: Markiplier: IMMEDIATELY says *“E”*

[@darkmaster4598]

E intensifies

[@calamitous3846]

Honestly I would have done the same. Get on the right wavelength

[@zelinknalu6912]

"E" is the most used letter so I'm not really surprised that it was the first one that he used.

[@parasitecat3892]

@@zelinknalu6912 I mean, I'm pretty sure it was because of the other reason why Markiplier would decide to say E... But that's not a bad guess

[@zelinknalu6912]

@@parasitecat3892 Yeah I think so as well tbh ^^;

[@WildPhoenix989]

Mark: “you cant go anywhere without your buddy” hmm that kinda reminds of something

[@real.cannibal]

yeah... like a system or something

[@jermaenjoyer]

@@real.cannibal love your profile photo. beautiful

[@real.cannibal]

@@jermaenjoyer thank you, yours is also very nice

[@TheChronova]

sounds like you need an umbrella to help you remember

[@doomerrose7509]

*Angry Drill Sergeant in the distance* "WHERE IS YOUR BATTLE BUDDY!?!?!?!?!"

[@always0tired415]

Mark has reached the final point in his career. Not remembering games that have been played

[@bipbipbip2372]

Game: "*you can leave that silly dog here*" Mark: *no* Game: *ok*

[@jameswent48]

Thanks Capt Obvious

[@Darklight65583]

Steve: "You can leave that silly dog here." Mark: "And I took that personally."

[@geekboy2140]

Steve : “you can leave that silly dog here.” Markiplier: *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*

[@jameswent48]

Thanks captain obvious

[@Lark_in_the_depths]

You misspelled righteous

[@wolfgangferguson6788]

@@Lark_in_the_depths it’s a bot, he was repeat posting

[@minecraftlover9000]

ₒₙₗᵧ ₚₒ𝓰𝓰ₑᵣₛ 𝒸ₐₙ ₛᵤᵦₛ𝒸ᵣᵢᵦₑ ₜₒ ₘₑ ₐₙ𝒹 ₗᵢₖₑ ₐₗₗ ₘᵧ ᵥᵢ𝒹ₑₒₛ

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARKIPLIER IS BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS, MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[@joey3495]

I was extremely confused why it kept cutting to a 'dreamish' version of mark commentating - i thought it was some kind of bizarre dual personality thing until I realised it was a flashback lol

[@theawkwardbeta3392]

The alternate timeline lmao

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARKIPLIER IS BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS, MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[@queenjames2515]

@@TheDevPodcast quit being rude. I looked at some of your content. It certainly isn't better than Marks.

[@dreadmireironbound8418]

@@queenjames2515 just report his comments for spam and move on

[@queenjames2515]

@@dreadmireironbound8418 I guess your right. I just hate people who act like that.

[@HoffayStudios35]

I love how Lixian took every opportunity to poke fun at how he already played this game.

[@thearmy1013]

The game: “Press the B key to talk to me” Markiplier: “B B B B” My mind: “Press B to Blow”

[@SmartTrinity]

PRESS B TO BLOW!!!!! I was thinking the exact same thing!!! I immediately looked in the comments for that reference and yours was the first one I saw! 😊👍

[@Griftyfox]

That's what I thought too XD

[@MamaToFive]

That was my exact first thought too lololol!

[@somerandomorphan2631]

press b to BRUH

[@unicorn98kiss]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that was thinking that 😂😂

[@onlyinmyhead578]

"You can leave that silly dog here!" *mark starts having an existential crisis*

[@iamnot9541]

9:38 that means he doesn't know if Lixian is even answering him... He's just hoping that he does. From all Mark knows, he could very well be just talking to the wall, acting like there is a response but he can never be sure...

[@messwithfinesse]

"You can't go anywhere without your buddy" Me: **war flashbacks**

[@new_username4733]

"You can leave that SILLY dog here." Markiplier : No. I don't think I will.

[@jameswent48]

Thanks captain obvious

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARKIPLIER IS BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS, MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[@deadersurvival4716]

@@TheDevPodcast Don't worry. You're just delusional.

[@new_username4733]

@@TheDevPodcast Ok, you can have that opinion, but I don't care.

[@dabolife1]

I will start loving this game. I hope it will love me right back.

[@kaidynconfer6227]

I will

[@deivisnx]

The ending wont love you sorry

[@IssacGaming]

I hope it loves me, a GAMER

[@swagcat1159]

Sup checkmark

[@yesnt_]

it hits me in a different way- ouch

[@Meckolo]

character: are you blind? mark: no… mark you took your eyes out-

[@chombersbaconbulle]

Damn this is gonna get a lot of likes

[@UnstoppableGiant]

It doesn’t say ‘part one’, so I really hope he plays the rest of it

[@oncefighting]

Now its just... buddy simulator...

[@justvibin1215]

Unfortunately, I don't think he will, especially if he deleted the "Part One". Maybe he decided it didn't interest him, and especially if he found out about about the dog part, then it may have off put him.

[@idiomatic444]

@@justvibin1215 what dog part

[@DrakeAsleep]

@@idiomatic444 shh no spoilers

[@spongy7426]

@@idiomatic444 what dog?

[@nirokoo]

mark being casual about pulling his pants off is the chillest ive ever seen mark be

[@thenebulasystem4562]

Steve: "You can just leave that silly dog here!" Mark: *John Wick instinct activated*

[@ELryuu]

i really love how there are clips of him repeating exactly or nearly what he said the first time he played this game

[@MarvellousGusha]

Mark :"I will definitely be playing this again" *And she was never heard from again

[@George17362]

He actually did finish it I think he deleted the vid for some reason tho because I remember seeing it

[@NoName37124]

Title: “Buddy Stimulator” My Brain: flashbacks to Mark teaching Ethan how to read Mark: “It’s ok buddy” Eef: “Budyyyyy”

[@a_puzzlemaster2248]

REMEMBER THE BUDDY SYSTEM OR AMY GETS EATEN BY A BEAR

[@jtlils]

@@a_puzzlemaster2248 OH LORD, THE BEAR

[@NoName37124]

@@a_puzzlemaster2248 oh yeah, camp unus annus! I almost forgot about that one

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARKIPLIER IS BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS, MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[@jtlils]

@@TheDevPodcast no

[@nathanbeer3338]

"Are you blind?" "No, I just have lost my eyes, thanks for asking."

[@reivioli2604]

"Blood for the blood god" 'I don't know the action 'blood'' *my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

[@aidenaddums4709]

"b r u u u h h h"

[@ricktyson5900]

Understandable have a greatly ruined day

[@rowannyooom6958]

same my friend

[@apparentlyaster]

Is ThIs A TechNoBlaDe RefEreNce?

[@kukuhimanputraraharja8084]

what a khorne-y reference. be careful with games workshop though... they have zero tolerance policy for copyrighting their stuff thesedays... poor brother alphabusa had been one such victims.

[@jasonblakesley6565]

For those of you wondering, Mark pet Chica 133 times throughout the course of the video.

[@bluelfsuma]

"I don't think friends are supposed to pet each other." dogs: *offended*

[@windyboiii771]

undertale :)

[@fancymatthenry]

Me: Hasn't Mark already played this...? Mark at 3:30: Haven't I already played this...?

[@fumble_bee626]

DUDE SAME! I was just starting to realize how familiar this game is and then he said it!

[@fuckwhatydoing6054]

He played the demo

[@benwalter4842]

I thought the same exact thing and laughed so hard when he realised that he did play this game before.

[@ariannayoung1528]

As soon as the game started i was like “hasn’t mark played this game before?”😂😂😂

[@Nanatoharuka]

Me too

[@onaniahgarrett7299]

same lol

[@GreatDeath52]

All the flashbacks to Mark making the exact same decisions while playing this game makes it feel like some psychological horror about how life is a cycle and we're doomed to make the same mistakes over and over

[@firestarr5812]

I’m just a little sad “Blood for the Blood God” didn’t do anything. Just a little.

[@beequeen2556]

>technoblade never dies

[@midnightwolf2558]

E

[@barbarayoungblood2191]

@@beequeen2556 Its from Warhammer 40k

[@relyt2529]

KHORNE FOR THE CORN FLAKES!!

[@liambenedict2653]

You should be very sad, it is a tragedy 😂

[@ashleyr6809]

Buddy: You can leave that silly dog here. It probably wouldn't fit in the boat. Mark: *deep inhales*

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARKIPLIER IS BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS, MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[@Nexus9118]

@@kantajain8880 Just report him

[@vixticant8968]

“Because you can’t go anywhere without your buddy” REMEMBER THE BUDDY SYSTEM

[@l3mxnv0m1t5]

TIME TO S O B

[@ratinyourtrashcan4416]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[@bright4406]

UNUS ANNUS

[@tealowl]

Always remember the buddy system!!!

[@pochi2426]

I WAS CRYING!!!

[@alexstanek8426]

I actually bought this game since Mark only did the one episode and I gotta say, it's a pretty fantastic game. Mark please do more of this! It's so great!

[@akmanticore421]

“I thought it said daddy simulator 1984 there for a second .” *flash backs to dream daddy*

[@midvamp]

oh lord

[@SaraAnnSikes]

My first reaction to the lake monster was “ITS THE GOONGOOZLER”

[@anib8863]

Or Mermer! (memento mori)

[@Shadow-iv1nd]

Same

[@synobyte2123]

Oh yeah, I remember, from [REDACTED]!

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARKIPLIER IS BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS, MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[@chumbucket3475]

*the g o n g o o o z l e r*

[@lupin2361]

Steve: You can leave that silly dog here. Mark: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!*

[@lupin2361]

@卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 uhhh… what the fuck?

[@chloechan783]

LUPIN ignore the troll

[@lupin2361]

@@chloechan783 duly noted

[@elizabethgentry7838]

@@lupin2361 Ignore the troll...but after you've reported the user and the comment

[@PanicSquid]

So bummed it looks like he isn’t going to continue this one. For anyone who hasn’t played it, this is one of my favorite indie games in a long time. Especially for anyone who liked DDLC or Undertale!

[@sirennightshade4977]

This whole video is like a psychoanalysis of Mark and how much he's changed over the years. Spoiler: It's not a lot. XD

[@midvamp]

surprisingly, he still gives me the same vibes from older times a bit

[@loneshewolfTNF]

Mark: I don't think friends are supposed to pet each other Fans: you spent time petting Ethan for charity. 🤣

[@cjam191]

Game: what's your name? Mark: Markiplier! Game* refers to him as name given* Mark :please don't call me that. It makes me uncomfortable. Call me by my actual name ... 😂😂😂

[@DoctorTex]

Meanwhile, he preferred Niko call him Markiplier.

[@joonasaurus]

"remember the buddy system always" me: camp UA flashbacks

[@elix-hi2742]

@@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch It's an Unus Annus reference, not a my hero one.

[@AngelStuff3]

Jdjdjehhejsjw not anime, kpop and unus annus references in one thread 💀

[@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch]

@@elix-hi2742 huh... Okay. Kinda disappointed now. I see Unus Anus references everywhere. Oh, well. Time to delete another comment involving me being an idiot.

[@joonasaurus]

@@AngelStuff3 you know it ;)

[@nemosomen]

Mark: “because you can’t go anymore without your buddy“ Me: “*REDACTED* is that you?”

[@gamerane06yt]

I thought [REDACTED] is gone?!

[@nemosomen]

@@gamerane06yt gone but never forgotten

[@Freadom711]

I'm Impressed that mark did in fact stay for a while petting chica ksksk

[@nebelwanderer4974]

Mark: *names the dog "Chica"* Me: Oh no...

[@bellarheinbolt]

dude that’s gonna hurt in the long run.

[@bellarheinbolt]

@Sky Dive it’s not about the name it’s about what happens in the long run. i’m not spoiling anything bc i have played this twice now

[@QuisNawar]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@siha_soul]

This was my exact same reaction, knowing what's coming

[@coll8xx]

SPOILERS MUCH? I'M PLAYING THIS MYSELF

[@riukywastaken]

At the end of the last "Buddy Simulator 1984": Stan: "DON'T FORGET ME PLEASE, I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO GIVE YOU, PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER FORGE-" *game closed* Mark: "I promise I will never forget you..." In this video: *completely forget that this game exist and call his buddy Steve*

[@mysticoverlord7531]

Mark: this game is ruined and so is my life Also Mark: POOCHIEEEEEEE

[@technoir2045]

@卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 who cares

[@noahluke3152]

I like how it shows how much mark has mellowed out over the years.

[@9_1.1]

Game: “You can leave that silly dog here” Everyone: *this is not okie dokie* Edit: I would love for everyone that is seeing this comment to bring as much hate to the bots as humanly possible, I hope that the creator of the bots burns in hell themselves, Jack’s dad does not deserve to be hated like this

[@julie.d1840]

Shut up bot

[@Mimibrooksgaming]

@NigMode445 at least he had a father unlike you

[@gwendolynbregenzer2868]

@nigmode445 Well no but you will

[@miraakthedark8849]

@卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 Whoever made you... I hope you Listen now, and listen good. I dont tolerate this, and honestly, no one else here will either... You Will Be Judged... ~M

[@slushie9727]

@卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 I didn't know that you were Jacksepticeye's father...

[@dreemurrdelm7865]

Mark is such a bad friend, Steve feels like he's been replaced by Chica. Steve is great, Steve doesn't judge people based upon appearances, Steve is doing his best, Steve wants his friend to be safe~

[@mama.no0dle]

Mark: **inputs name as Markiplier so he is referred to as Markiplier** Also Mark: mmm no

[@xHachirokux]

Stan: "MARK, DON'T FORGET ME." Mark: *Names new buddy Steve*

[@Yanobam]

“You can leave that silly dog here” *Everyone disliked that.

[@avatar5811]

The character being controlled is like Napstablook😍😍😘😘❤❤💖💖

[@jameswent48]

Thanks Capt Obvious

[@domesticatednubs4615]

I like how the house is, when the music starts playing and he's interacting with things. It reminds me of undertale. Very nostalgic. "For some reason, you are filled with nostalgia upon reading this comment. You are filled with determination. Hp restored to full"

[@matthewherndon6488]

“I’ll call you… Steve.” *flashbacks to Google Feud*

[@monkeyt2675]

I heard he’s a great pet

[@Hydrogen429]

@@monkeyt2675 hahaha

[@kalysian]

Omg he literally pet Steve.

[@kalysian]

@Lazu Imani You reckon Steve has any duct tape? Ya know, just in case-

[@milksalmon]

I searched Google feud markiplier right as he said Steve, I never expected other comments remembered that video XD

[@alexisarmstrong9548]

Game: “you can leave that silly dog here.” Mark: *intense breathing*

[@jameswent48]

Thanks Capt Obvious

[@proinsiascassidy2888]

*Friendship with Stan ended* _Now buddies with Steve_

[@scfisdead]

im stan and im sad

[@SuppleBadger]

Mark, of all games for you to not return to, please do NOT include this one in that list...I desperately want to see you play this through.

[@Kajesmith]

Mark: "blood for the blood god" me: BROTHER

[@tommenno]

someone hasn't been watching power washing simulator and it shows. *Rings the shame bell*

[@Cawingcaws]

"I don't think friends are suppose to pet each other" He says that yet he pet Ethan a few times lol

[@pitbulllover4221]

Who said mark and Ethan were just "friends"? Lol

[@Saadou224]

@@pitbulllover4221 k i n k y 😏😏

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARKIPLIER IS BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS, MY CONTENT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[@rookspirit]

I guess that would imply he see’s Ethan as a pet lmao

[@typhusnurgle409]

two trolls for one

[@caitlinb1657]

"You can leave that silly dog here" And I took that personally

[@MythicBurger030]

Mark and Steve’s Friendship: Buddy Steve: “You can leave that *silly* dog here” Mark and Steve’s Friendship: *Hostile*

[@TheSoloI]

XD

[@jameswent48]

Thanks Capt Obvious

[@kat.tozier2917]

I can't believe he actually came back to this game.. I'm so happy. (he played the demo version of this game one year ago in a video "3 scary games #45")