Alchemist Simulator

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Patient: "Is my prescription in, Doc?" Doc, excitedly mixing random powders: *"We're going on an aDvEnTuRe."*

[@lightenergy17]

I wanna get off Doctor Markiplier's wild ride

[@calebbryant8550]

@@lightenergy17 I don't. Choo Choo!

[@nichfroddle1397]

HOPE IT AINT A BAD TRIP

[@carmelpancake]

I guess they’re gonna go on an adventure, an adventure of *fun*

[@kukuhimanputraraharja8084]

bruh, violent grinding isn't mark's way of mixing them powders. he's more... diplomatic... when grinding them.

[@jaiviandavis4898]

I'm starting to think he just looked up "simulator" on steam and bought all of them

[@davelister6173]

@Sound City NO

[@terrodark98]

@Sound City lol, ok kid 👌

[@fuzionzplayer8472]

@Sound City doubt it

[@kalirose7091]

Wouldnt put it past him lol

[@YaLadMitch]

@Sound City my guy this isn't the correct way to get views and subs in fact it's wrong

[@Hamster07]

person: I'll pay 10 gold for that. Mark: "Did I ever mention how much I love you?"

[@novasolarius8763]

Yet more proof that Mark is just Patric Star with a headset.

[@reapertango1999]

Every kid asking their parents for money

[@dusathemaid]

Person: "A potion, please," Mark: "Sure, but first... Ladies, books, books, the ladies, sausages, the weather." Person: "Umm..."

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@dusathemaid if someone said that to me and i was buying something id just reply with “yes.” And then ask them what price they want

[@Games4Life7712]

Person: I would like your best healing to cure my fatal wounds Mark: I love you, the women, books, women, kielbasa, I love you, kielbasa, Haggle

[@notspookee8548]

I'm still disappointed Mark never continued this game, especially considering there was unironically a penis enlargement potion and he kept joking about that

[@Kassaroodle]

Yea I would have loved to see where it went ;((

[@ryancafolla2256]

This deserves a revisit for sure, atleast till mark discovers that potion

[@mercurymerc6518]

Wait really?

[@notspookee8548]

@@mercurymerc6518 it was more like a potion of horniness so I named it viagra lol, but also late game you get a potion of general enlargement, make anything big.

[@oliviasevern]

replying to this comment to hopefully make this video go insanely and oddly viral so mark can play more of this delightful game with an unironic penis enlargement potion bc he would lose his shit

[@showtime375]

THEY CHANGED THE NAME TO Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator IM DYING

[@MynicknameisViolet]

Amazing 😆

[@lemurpie9381]

I bet it was a moment of like "AH How come we didn't think of that one"

[@Lightning_Farron]

Did they just decided to change it? Or did they changed it after seeing this video?

[@UsernameTaken404]

Dying* Yes, im that guy :)

[@PowerPunk31590]

What really?? Wow nice mark did that

[@Bookwormscififan]

As Mark says, this game was a delight to watch. Wouldn’t mind watching more videos of this game because it was wonderful

[@Daniel_Oliv]

Hes not gonna post more XD

[@selericus6862]

might I recommend Aliensrock gameplay of this

[@radn3621]

@@selericus6862 yeah...I binged his whole playthrough today

[@josephbreault6874]

PART 2 LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[@JudahKeona]

This is a top 5 on trending, I bet he will put out another one

[@WraithGG]

The word “Mortar” comes from the Latin word “Mortarium,” which can be loosely translated as “place for pounding.” The word “Pestle” comes from the classical Latin word “Pistillum” meaning “pounder”. The bomb is similar named because it is aimed at one place, and then pounds it.

[@marcswg]

Place for pounding, huh? 🤔

[@noahvanhyning7752]

@@marcswg bruh

[@taytsay1]

The More You Know ::shooting star::

[@justin2308]

That...doesn’t make things better, since Mark said that the pestile has a penile shape...

[@TeddySaxbang5690]

I didn’t think of “bomb” at all, but I own a motor and pestle... XD (Also thanks for the info!)

[@brittneyross6176]

My new thing is now telling people "You look like a man who loves kielbasa."

[@kokkolintu3528]

I'll just start chatting people up with "Ladies! Books! Weather! I love you!" 😂

[@reapertango1999]

Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reapertango1999]

@@kokkolintu3528 kielbasa!

[@kokkolintu3528]

@@reapertango1999 Oh, you have such a way with words! *swoon" 😍

[@reapertango1999]

@@kokkolintu3528 books

[@donovanwhelan5617]

I don’t normally comment on videos, but damn do I need this to be a series.

[@adubfree]

I just commented something very similar 😀 great minds

[@FearTheCaboose1337]

I agree.

[@Zironeful]

It is! Simulation games :D

[@Ip_lihle_10]

XD

[@Cosmic_Bald-e]

@@adubfree -Think alike.

[@NWolfsson]

Mark: Joking about sex potions. Me: Literally discovered the Libido effect by accident in 40 minutes of playing the game.

[@Kaplan_MT]

Is that potion related to sex Where stock me want buy

[@sweetyaams8040]

Do you mind explaining what the Libido effect is... I like hearing people’s simpler explanations than a websites definition with weird words

[@honeybee3019]

@@sweetyaams8040 To put it simply, libido is the want to have sex. So the libido effect just makes the person really want to have sex. I hope that explains it well enough for you without going into too much detail.

[@cladvahd6155]

@@honeybee3019 Your name fits this so well, because of the classic bee talk.

[@skeletoons4080]

@@honeybee3019 interesting….

[@OnyxKingYT]

Markiplier playing any game with the word Simulator.

[@DepressyDuck]

Even if it doesn't say Simulator, he'll add it THEN play it.

[@SchazmenRassir]

This one doesn't. So if he plays more HuniePop 2, he'll probably label it as "Threesome Simulator" XD

[@DarrianYates]

lol 666 likes xD

[@DarrianYates]

@@DepressyDuck big brain xD

[@cowabanger]

@@SchazmenRassir LMAO

[@PhileasLiebmann]

Mark: This game is lovely. It's so peaceful. Also Mark: sold poison to an assassin

[@judestarbabypup]

I don't understand why that guy didn't just make up an excuse. Nobody else had trouble getting poison 😄

[@MidnightDStroyer]

Well, dying from a fast poison sounds peaceful...Far more peaceful than a knife in the gut.

[@OfficialNamacii13]

WOOO 100th like, this is the first time i helped someone reach a milestone perfectly

[@AodhMori]

If you haven’t played it, play it

[@KeyWiteWolf]

@@OfficialNamacii13 Just made the 500th like. I now understand your joy.

[@snubbullparty719]

Definitely want to see more, Mark seems like he's really enjoying himself.

[@itsyaboisaitamasiwon4242]

Yeah it's rare seeing mark really enjoying himself

[@ybn9326]

Yes please

[@thekansasranger9476]

Yeah me too

[@tinytiger6717]

I'm hoping

[@salamander8736]

Same

[@dragonkyng]

Mortar is the bowl and comes from the Latin moartarium meaning literally “Bowl for pounding and mixing.” Pestle is the rod like part and comes from the Latin pistillum meaning “pounder”

[@Jwsponky]

And based on the tales I've heard, the artillery mortars were named after the grinding mortars, since the earliest ones were in essence giant metal bowls filled with black powder and a mortar ball.

[@d.sadster5684]

heh "pounder"

[@Nafinafnaf]

@@d.sadster5684 heheheh

[@ahmedlpg9379]

@@Nafinafnaf hehehe

[@nellylenaj3601]

This makes his sex pun jokes even better. 😂😂

[@harrybt9338]

Markiplier: *reads the story about the ABANDONED house* Also Markiplier: *makes up a cover up story for the murder of the houses inhabitants*

[@Happycide]

"Abandoned", yeah that's what they all say.

[@thomasshelby8369]

الر جاء المساعده

[@shemer00]

It's the best part of Mark 🤣

[@vivi_mage7232]

little tip: the closer you get the potion icon to the silhouette, the stronger the potion. also with having the potion recipe saved you can just skip the mixing/grinding part of it; especially useful when it’s a strong potion and it’s difficult to get it lined up perfectly

[@ethanbrandt8617]

The whirlpools can move the potion around them when the cauldron is heated. Also you can make tier 3 potions by perfectly centering the potion icon on an effect. The recipe book is useful because you don't have to manually make saved recipes, for example if you make a tier 3 healing potion and don't want to go through the process of grinding, adding, mixing, and centering the potion every single time, you can save the recipe and use that to instantly make the potion from those ingredients.

[@Midwinter_Snow]

im guessing the recipe book will use the same ingredients you did in the same amount.. so if you use a bunch to go one way then double back on yourself it'll waste them each time? Hence delete them and make better recipes?

[@saltycaptain713]

@@Midwinter_Snow yeah it makes the potion just as you did so you need to be as efficient and cheap as possible; sure it’s easy to make a health potion with X and Y ingredients but if you rarely get them you can’t make it often

[@peppermintlizzie]

Us, begging: Please more Potion Craft Mark, cackling: I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY SCARY GAMES

[@michaelhartwick2292]

I expected Mark to start saying "You close?!" While mortar and pestelling the shit out of ingredients.

[@gorangersforever]

Timestamp???

[@Mr.Finklebottom]

@@gorangersforever throughout the entire video. He uses it multiple times, just watch.

[@katrinatucker4178]

I died laughing

[@nandabun]

I'm disappointed Mark didn't heart your comment!

[@jupiterandsaturn111]

I love seeing games where mark seems to genuinely enjoy himself. I’d love to see more of this

[@orion2826]

How to promote your game: 1. Make your own game 2. Put the word "Simulator" on it 3. Publish it 4. Let Mark do his thing.

[@mutiiYT]

Seems legit

[@Ali107]

Too late for me though, currently working on a game called Brutal Shooter. Should've made a simulator instead.

[@Ali107]

@@oriandthesleepytime Basically a DOOM-Styled Shooting Game, where you kill zombies. Right now, only 1 level is released. But once I finish making level 5, I'll release an update with 5 levels.

[@windows10sovietedition86]

Potty Simulator 2077

[@MikeTheEnforcer]

@@Ali107 Brutality Simulator. :P

[@TimeBucks]

Lyxian is the best editor ever

[@fearless4723]

Lixian

[@mapleleaf5991]

@@fearless4723 LOL what are you taaalking about fearless? Timebucks CLEARLY knows what he's talking about and is a longtime fan of Liychayanan. 😂

[@vrusostalstreak6557]

Godamn I was SO waiting to see the clip of Mark coghing on the final beat of the outro

[@registeredhimbo]

Oh, yes! I love lichiana

[@i.am.squishy]

ah yes, lyxian.

[@MegaMisch]

Marks haggling skills are off the charts, his casual mentions of the ladies and the weather have made we want to pay exorbitant amounts for common goods.

[@allison9link]

Mark: “this is the greatest game” Power wash simulator: and here I thought we had something 🥲

[@meapyboy12345]

oh my god you're right

[@00kidney]

Incredible, just when I thought he was all out of simulator games (I mean, how many more could he review?)

[@bmlewan]

All of them that's how many

[@star4136]

Someone: how much simulator games do you wanna play? Mark: Y E S

[@Brian-eh5gy]

Yet he still makes it watchable and enjoyable. 👍🏽

[@DukemNukem]

He went from King of FNaF to King of Simulators.

[@cheesegames2538]

Trust me there are hundreds more

[@lilianhandy6273]

Lixian's baby is so cute with the matching hair and how he's all bundled up... just a little bag of beans baby

[@mohammadbarakat5267]

W comment

[@JessCrimson]

That’s exactly what I thought! I was like wow it’s like a baby Lixian with that hair 😂

[@scarletember2496]

Bag of beans baby had me WHEEZING 😂

[@sabrinawasem4337]

I really hope he plays more of this cause it is a “fucking delight”

[@sturdybutter]

“Goddamn* delight”

[@Daniel_Oliv]

Dont get hopes up XD thats the "most" he will play it ... just by the thumbnail you can tell it

[@mariamsaleh2939]

i dont think he will but i would love to see him playing it more as well

[@datengineer2174]

While I'm mildly concerned that he decided which was which by using the logic of "This must be the pestle as its penile in shape." He's not wrong the mortar is the bowl and the pestle is the grinder.

[@naekiyomi]

mark in court: “i think i helped kill a dude, that’s okay. happens to the best of us. it’s not my fault. i only sold the poison……that does seem like it’s my fault, but shut up”

[@liliowen2132]

Cyanide and Happiness: I Killed Him

[@vesh]

I remember when I was 11, and I used to stay up on my iPad playing “Little Alchemy” absolute W game

[@magegamer806]

They made a second one

[@Notquitekris]

Legendary

[@yuichicowles7915]

that game was pretty sick, I remember playing that in middle school

[@marklloyd110]

kleptocat

[@Jax49]

You were 11 when iPad was around? That makes you like... 15 year old! O_O

[@DosTheSecond]

The fact that the developers added Alchemist Simulator in the name of new update makes me laugh

[@RavnicaRaven]

The mortar is the bowl, and the pestle (pronounced “pess-uhl”) is the grindin’ stick

[@Waltuber]

The whole time I'm just thinking, STOP CALLING IT "PESS TAL"

[@bugmoon1939]

when he first said "Pest-le" I thought he was doing it purposefully to mess with viewers, then he continued saying it like that and then I realized he wasn't doing it to mess with viewers.. Markiplier has reached the point of youtuber skills where he can mess with his viewers without even meaning to apparently.

[@kukuhimanputraraharja8084]

mortar kombaaaat!!!! **sounds of mortar and pestle doing... kombat...**

[@real_bork7858]

when he said he slammed his pes tal in the mortar, i instantly thought of "I thlammed my penith in the car door" if you remember that lol

[@RavnicaRaven]

@@real_bork7858 now that’s what I call comedy

[@JT_Lich]

Can we get more of this, 'cause this game is delightful.

[@leovk5779]

It sure is!

[@tedbear5924]

I’m going to get this

[@xKevmachinex]

@@tedbear5924 just got it.

[@noisy99_]

Yasss

[@ultimopyro1063]

Don’t be shy, have some more!

[@Predzilla2000]

No one: Mark: *”IS THIS THE WIZARDS D I L D O TRUNK?”*

[@jerrbear5958]

I hope, legends say that it will grant your very wishes.

[@LordClassyMoose]

Now we know where he hides his

[@TheSarcasticModerate]

I’ll never be able to stop hearing Mark saying a random string of words followed by “kielBASA”.

[@Trickydickie86]

"THIS GAME IS LOVELY" Why yes, yes it is.

[@tonyblank2022]

Mark: "So peaceful" Also Mark: Sells strong and fast-acting poison XD

[@weldonwin]

*DO YOU DO POISON?!?*

[@reapertango1999]

And fire elemental potion

[@Captain_Rye]

@@weldonwin No, sir, just holidays. This is a travel agent, sir.

[@suklaguha]

Mark, by now, must have an army of simulator games tucked inside his computer to wreak havoc on those who haven't listened to distractible yet.

[@EvidentPtarmigan]

@Sound City Did you mean? Markiplier is *better* My content is *garbage .*

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africabrofdid

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@26mic5 shut up

[@suklaguha]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@theDeathgirl045]

@@suklaguha E

[@jamielishbrook2384]

I love this, mark talking how this game is a delight but s year later we have yet to see a part 2

[@cavemaneca]

Seems to me that for some games Mark intentionally doesn't complete a game, not because he doesn't like it or doesn't have time but because he'd rather the viewer play it themselves.

[@OGdadpool]

He doesn't seem to do "slow, easy-going, puzzle" let's plays typically. Especially not as a series

[@Wincey97]

He very well probably continued to play it on his own, since he was enjoying it so much.

[@jamielishbrook2384]

@@Wincey97 I get it now. After trying it out on my steam deck. This game really is a god damn delight.

[@Samus11111]

Was this just called "Potion Craft" when Mark played it? Because it's "Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator" now XD.

[@ItsRandyTheRat]

Omg is it? Cause I’ve been playing it for a few weeks now and that’d be p wicked

[@coffeegirl18]

That's so smart! I like that Mark plays these simulator games because a large portion are indie game companies and they probably get a decent sales increase from his game review.

[@limepop340]

It’s always been titled that

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

Dev must be a subscriber

[@yurkogway7241]

I had to go and look in my steam library, I played it when it first came out back in September. I think it was just called Potion Craft. Lol. That's amazing.

[@beccasnyder]

I absolutely ADORE this game. Agreed that it is "a goddamn delight." I played the demo months ago and cannot wait until the full version is out :)

[@andreanemcek235]

Isn't it already out?

[@beccasnyder]

@@andreanemcek235 Kind of? It's in early access now, but according to their post about it, that's still missing a LOT of the same features the demo was.

[@freakysquirrel7218]

@@andreanemcek235 It is but only in Early Access since a lot of features are still not implemented (like upgrading your lab, garden management etc.)

[@franny6221]

i bought it for my mom and I hear the potion craft music ALL DAY every day coming from her studio, im just glad shes having fun :)

[@HelloThere-rv4gm]

god i am so jealous of you.

[@unuser0]

Can we just take a second to appreciate Lixian’s editing. You can see how much effort and creativity he puts into each video, it’s honestly amazing.

[@thanatos2195]

Was this ghost written by Lixian? (Honestly, I agree with you, this reply is a joke please don’t take it too seriously)

[@maquekenzie]

Mark is having so much fun, and it's somehow both peaceful AND quirky and just like, perfect for him, I'd love to see more!

[@DrygdorDradgvork]

Fun fact: mortar as in the indirect projectile launcher, and mortar as in mortar and pestle, both basically mean the same thing. The original weapon mortars looked basically like a really big mortar-and-pestle mortar. And now the word mortar sounds like complete nonsense when I say or think it.

[@bluebeetle1154]

i was gonna like but this comment is at 69

[@TheDevPodcast]

MARK IS RACEIST

[@lvrboi92]

Fun fact 2: The phenomenon in which you repeat a word until it loses meaning is called "semantic satiation"

[@alyssais0nline]

alternate title: Mark saying “weather, the ladies, books, KIELBASA” for 25 minutes straight

[@heyanon8413]

Dunno if i'm right, but i think it's "kolbasa", russian for sausage

[@drowning0phelia]

@@heyanon8413 Kielbasa is the Polish word! (source : I am Polish)

[@heyanon8413]

@@drowning0phelia oh, my apologies! Didn't know that..

[@Jaydulavr]

I saw this comment at the same time he said it💀

[@gking1022]

Someone needs to make a game called Markiplier Simulator, where you actually play as Lixian editing Marks videos, with a twist of identifying rogue elements of Darkiplier out of the videos, only to realize that Mark has been replaced by a corrupted Google algorithm, and Wilfred has been trying to find where he is, and that its been a secret plot created and ran by JIMMMMM. Just a thought.

[@justalittleturtle5600]

Jim…..Pickens?

[@gh0.st_tears942]

I like that

[@BUR1EDINTHEV0ID]

that'd actually be sick as hell

[@User-ju3zg]

And it’s a horror game somehow

[@TheJjcczz]

I wonder if Mark will come back to this now that it’s gotten a full release

[@coolguy7817]

We can only hope

[@ryancafolla2256]

I hope so, one of the only sim games he played I really wanna see more of

[@tomodayama7101]

Mark: "I'm going to guess that this thing is the Pestle because it looks penial." You're right....for the wrong reasons, but you're right lol

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

It's penile, not penial.

[@elsjac5664]

@@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 penial, like....denial

[@denkoumasato]

*insert falcon and Winter soldier "He's out of line but he's right" here*

[@neonthehybrid8047]

"He's a bit confused, but he's got the Spirit"

[@judestarbabypup]

It's funny cause it never occurred to me that I didn't know which was the mortar and pestle. I just thought of them as a unit and never went any further 😄

[@endiemadness]

How to get a significant and/or friends based on Markiplier: Weather, Books, Love, Women, Books, Kielbasa, Love, etc.

[@brunoleskovar4560]

It is spelled Kobasa not Kielbasa

[@monsieurvoid5587]

@@brunoleskovar4560 leviossaaaaa

[@mintanndroid3334]

@@brunoleskovar4560 in Polish Kielbasa means sausage so I thought Mark says Polish word xD

[@namant126]

Mark:- "This is The greatest game ever" *Angry Powerwash Simulator sounds*

[@nikolainyegaard]

“this game is a god damn delight” then never touches it again

[@hazelord]

probably played it off cam like he did with rogue legacy 2. but yeah i also want him to play more of this, since i played this demo and the actual release adn enjoyed it.

[@L0op]

I found myself doing the same with this one. Like, I knew what was going on, I loved playing it once, but I never had an itch to play again

[@grim_tnt_1879]

Mark: makes a potion of frost "ahhh i was so close." When he was trying to make a Fire potion

[@suklaguha]

Mark: Plays Alchemy Simulator; *Everyone who used to make potions out of shampoo in the bathroom when they were young liked that*

[@zachadkins8888]

Its not actually called alchemy simulator you know that right

[@Venusvacumms_07]

@@zachadkins8888 you know this is a joke right?

[@selkiefluff]

"Can I just grab any house I want? Are we squatters?" Mark asking the real questions makes me wonder how hilarious his reaction to Heaven Official's Blessing would be.

[@ffobsession]

I never thought I’d see a reference to heavens official’s blessing here and I love it

[@t-greenrock404]

Mark playing Lawn Mowing Simulator: “This is the final simulator game I’m going to play” Also Mark: “Welcome to Alchemist Simulator”

[@frozeneevee]

Wasn't expecting Mark to play this game, happy to hear that he enjoyed playing the game! Also, it's funny how Mark kept making jokes about making a potion to enhance certain parts of the body because you can make a potion of libido in this game.

[@natem1234]

This needs to be pinned so he can play this more to make the potion of libido a goal!

[@Norbo.-.]

I stop watching Mark and always returning thinking: “why did i stop watching this amazing person? Every video is a masterpiece” You’re doing a great job Mark, and you too Lixian

[@MohammedMahdi8005]

I wish he would make sequels to all these simulator games, they are amazing stuff and I would binge watch drug dealer simulator at least 5 times if he plays it even more

[@Griffindale]

I think he will for this one, its a very in depth game.

[@joey3495]

@@Griffindale he doesnt always finish games even if they're really in depth. Lots of gameplays get left unfinished. Don't get your hopes up

[@MohammedMahdi8005]

@@Griffindale no he won't, lawn mower simulator looks like it has even more depth but he will not go back to it and drug dealer simulator looks like it has an amazing storyline but does he even know about it's existence anymore? I don't think so

[@The_Anti-Guide]

I played the demo of this but there's a few things to know: Potions have 3 tiers, obviously the higher the tier the better, the more aligned your "cursor" is over the outline the closer you get to tier 3 Water is a handy dandy way to line it up _juuuust_ right The basement has some secret but I didn't get to find out what Other than that, you're doing great

[@allinory]

Alchemy: the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy. In accordance to this law, there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strictly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?

[@Chanka_Main]

Ah yes a fellow fma fan and fmab fan

[@TheRawyan]

I see ur a man of culture as well

[@spirit4440]

Memento moriii Its almost there.. the first anniversary

[@loki4807]

An immortal being thus having no soul meaning infinite time for creating a solution for anything

[@My_cats_name_is_Meophine]

@Sound City With only 6 video? You're Pathetic

[@deadchannel2345]

Whenever mark’s at a loss for words or is confused he just screams… and then it cuts… I’m not complaining…

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@maskplayer60]

@@26mic5 then go back to Africa spammer

[@markipoo2648]

I mean, who would complain amirite?

[@Lojo2018]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@SunoxMoon]

Happens all the time.

[@sirbiscutsomnom1454]

I wonder if mark will ever realize the recipes allow him to quick craft potions. The better question, even if he realizes, will he use it?

[@cobiebentley9277]

Probably not lol

[@khaosproduction1645]

This game deserves a series. I just love Mark's unfiltered joy

[@judestarbabypup]

beautifully put

[@Mosthero1]

“Have you ever wanted to be an Alchemist?” Me: “Fullmetal Alchemist”

[@deadcat9133]

the fire alchemist tho ... ;)

[@chirpchirpy123]

Dead alchemist

[@chickendog246]

Big brother Edward...?

[@psychogoreman198]

@@chickendog246 dude……not cool.

[@Curseycubey]

@@chirpchirpy123 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@tertuga]

The second he started using the mortar, I thought of him saying, “YOU CLOSE?!”

[@V3xxe]

Game: You can sell potions. Me: POTION SELLER. I AM GOING INTO BATTLE.

[@taurus_says_hi8404]

I NEED ONLY YOUR *STRONGEST* POTIONS!

[@wereowl9369]

@@taurus_says_hi8404 you can't handle my strongest potions

[@adczaquao.o1664]

@@wereowl9369 potion seller, I'm telling you I'm going into battle!

[@Wow1w]

You dont know what you ask, traveller. My strongest potions would kill a *dragon* , let alone a *Man* . You'll have to find a Seller who sells *Weaker* potions!

[@cindy-mai]

@@Wow1w Potion Seller, I'm telling you I _need_ your STRONGEST potions. I'm going into *BATTLE* ! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!

[@sometechydude2324]

It would be really cool if there were some orders that made you need to brew a lower level potion, like for the beer potion you can’t make it too high of a level because it would actually hurt them

[@vexx80000]

I think that's a mechanic, but not so directly. An example being people asking for rat poison: if you give them a strong poison, they won't pay as much as someone asking for the strong poison.

[@tribblesfoxfolk]

Hello from the future! The game's fully released now and that's actually a mechanic; some orders request either a potion with "weak" effects or "strong" ones, and will pay more than usual for said potion. It gives you something to do with all those weak potions you end up making when exploring or after borking a brew.

[@doridear1604]

Mortar: from Latin "mortarium", a vessel in which to grind things, derived from an older word meaning to crush. In ancient rome, a mortarium was a very large wide bowl with a flat bottom that was used to grind spices and herbs to makes sauces, but also to mix liquid and mushy stuff in, so it can also have the meaning of a general mixing bowl. From that usage is derived the word for the mortar used in brick laying, because it is mixed in a mortarium. The word for a mortar to shoot mortar shells out of is derived from the shape of the mortar when it was invented in the middle ages, they were much shorter and thicker than modern mortars and resembled very much a mortar that an apothecary (or alchemist) would use. Pestle: from Latin "Pistillum", the crusher used in the mortarium, also derived from an older word, that also means to crush. The word piston has the same origin, because of the movement resembling that of a pestle.

[@Akosua_donkor]

Every KZbinr: *Plays Squid game* Mark: *Plays every simulator known to man*

[@morgan.mets5700]

*plays squid game simulator* :O

[@iamblackwhite101]

tbh squid game is so overrated

[@Tariqblox1]

@@iamblackwhite101 agreed

[@Tariqblox1]

@@iamblackwhite101 i watched it and it was a decent movie but I like the flash more

[@StorymasterQ]

Even Nux hosted his own Squid Game, heh.

[@realpvblo]

"You look like a man who loves kielbasa" killed me as a polish person

[@realpvblo]

@Wojtashe I wonder where did he learn this word

[@owoah536]

His pronounciation is so funny and amazing, I'm Polish as well. Jego wymowa jest taka śmieszna i zajebista, też jestem polakiem

[@EthanfromEngland-]

@@realpvblo its a thing in the US so the word is used. Same in UK but I think the term Wiejska is used. idk

[@avabethmcghee3048]

@Wojtashe It's really popular sliced up and put into spaghetti sauce here in America. At least, I really like it.

[@realpvblo]

@@avabethmcghee3048 glad to hear that you like kiełbasa 😅 I gotta try it with spaghetti sauce myself

[@novasolarius8763]

Mark-that-moos: "it's so peaceful." Also Mark-that-moos: literally helped some guy murder people

[@Bitter.Tea.0w0]

Dude Lyxian is the best editor ever, I love how he has his kid as part as his avatar now it’s so wholesome

[@popalopalis19]

their convesations are so flawless despite not actually interacting with each other. adds a lot of character to the vids and i love it

[@Daniel_Oliv]

Not at all

[@popalopalis19]

@@Daniel_Oliv wdym not at all?

[@mikethunder36]

I absolutely NEED to see more of mark playing this game! I want to see him react to some of the later potions and requests people make.

[@officialpicholascage6162]

Penile Enhancement

[@badranas9345]

Mark: sells poison to a murderer and a witch. Also mark: this game is peaceful!!

[@a-blivvy-yus]

I just picked this game back up after a long time without playing. Was talking to friends about it and decided the best way to explain was "I'm playing a game that got renamed because of Markiplier"

[@indievariety]

I love when Mark plays these sim games, he brings so much chaos to such a chill genre 😂😂😂

[@owl7072]

Mark: I have made the decision to trust you Lixian: A horrible decision really

[@shadowvirk9901]

i was just waiting for him to say "you close?" while he was crushing the ingredients

[@sammygfilms9393]

Oh Lawd 😂😂😂😂😂

[@devyl3057]

Me too

[@daisyjasmine3969]

Please make this a series! I stumbled onto this when it was still in beta and I love it. Can't wait for Mark to see that there really is a potion of...y'know 😉

[@reapertango1999]

Wait there is? Omg he NEEDS to see this comment so he'll make it a series🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@terrodark98]

*new simulator game comes out* Markiplier: "Now this looks like a job for me!"

[@bucheria3189]

@@johnfran3218 shut up

[@NamiMusicLover]

This is the first simulator game in Mark's whole simulator game series that I now actually want to play for myself!

[@salty_slug]

yeah, I think he sold me on this one XD

[@amachii_art]

This game actually looks cute. Also Lixian's effect on the cauldren had me dead laughing LOL Thank you for making my night

[@Ithil7]

Omg, I'm Polish and when Mark suddenly said "kiełbasa" for the first time it give me mini heart attack, like he suddenly started speak polish, wtf is my life XDDD

[@nakedstatue8517]

Omg same

[@Ithil7]

@@nakedstatue8517 Polish uszanowaneczko i smacznej kawusi ;)

[@Deevoo]

Mark is the king of simulators, he’s really trying to 100% life skills

[@elitemonica]

I was falling asleep during this video until Mark yelled “I HAVE A POTION OF LIGHT”. It’s like he knew I was falling asleep 😂

[@batuhanuyar3471]

He knows

[@megarayquaza9054]

Man wants to blast them lights in ya eyeballs to wake ye up

[@christofferhoward6568]

I literally just randomly started playing this game yesterday and loved it. I’m flabbergasted to see markiplier upload a video of him playing this. The universe is finally aligned.

[@bunnybeara8844]

I found this game 2 days ago! I was really hoping that more people would play it so that it gets fully developed faster

[@salemihowe]

mark thank you. i grew up watching you. im 17 now and i still love watching your videos. when im upset or scared and i dont have any friends available to make me feel better, youre always there and you can always make me stop crying, and im so thankful for that. youre such a kind soul and so genuine, and im so proud of how far youve come and how hard working you are. i hope you see this and never forget how happy you make us. (agh that was so emotional and cheesy)

[@nyxmoriarty8133]

I want a compilation of where mark says "this is the greatest game" for different games

[@bob-hacking6027]

Lixian, I’m not gonna lie, my man. That “amazing sound effect when the potion went caspoosh” was amazing and I almost spit out ice cream

[@cassandra5322]

I like how they edited Mark's face to look like the potions seller's face.

[@gergthegoblin]

His potions are too strong for you, traveler.

[@Someone-nt8wz]

Edited by: Lixian and other dude

[@unknownjr]

The traveler can't handle Mark's potion, it's too strong for him.

[@zipzedziltch1813]

I’d love to see a whole series of this ngl, mark seems to really enjoy it too

[@kashmello]

Everybody gangsta until one of Mark’s customers hits him with a, “hello, potion seller. I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.”

[@bbittercoffee]

If they don't have a costumer like that I swear I'm going to sue them over wasted potential

[@victoriasalvadge]

Mark won’t be satisfied with life and his career until he plays every simulator game ever created…and I’m not mad at all 😭😹👏🏼👏🏼

[@samharshbarger9295]

I agree with u on that lol

[@heckinchonkers679]

legit i can see mark in his 60's playing something like worm simulator

[@user-2012July-A]

If he keeps going people are going to keep making weird simulator games so that he will play them. So that'll be fun to see. Similar to how him playing the google guessing game thing made 'a pet named steve' be one of the answers.

[@ewa8253]

how many of these "mark loves simulator games haha" comments are we gonna see

[@user-2012July-A]

@@ewa8253 I'm sure if you take the time to scroll through the many thousands of comments you'll find out. Good luck~

[@nonother2634]

I love watching people play games I’ve spent hours enjoying and seeing their first reactions since I can’t experience them again

[@LockheartCrow]

0:03 Lads, did the game have the subtitle of “Alchemist Simulator” before Mark made this video?

[@VitalArcade]

I like how Mark is just straight to the fucking point with the potions he wants to make, fucking Penor embiggening and *BOO-*

[@prometheanrebel3838]

Not even 20 seconds in, and Mark already had a stroke trying to do his intro. Never change, Mark.

[@26mic5]

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

[@prometheanrebel3838]

Nobody cares, both of you, shut up.

[@roseabee7503]

@YeaMan yeah, I bet about as much heat as you burning your middle school Spelling and Grammer books. Get a life.

[@alisakumm9165]

I'm absolutely certain that playing this game is already "a delight," but watching Mark play it is even better somehow! 😁 It seems to be made for his chaotic, experimental energy!

[@darrianweathington1923]

along with Blacksmithing, I also wanted to be a Alchemist before I found out that modern chemistry isn't as exciting and being a Alchemist isn't a thing unless I can time travel and, and even then I would probably be killed for black magic or something... but I do own a mortar and pestle and I have turned items into other items via chemicals... the easiest thing is fools gold and "accidentally" making things explode... god I miss chemistry, maybe I'll get back into it as a hobby

[@jaredwilson2057]

When mark realizes that the reason he makes weak potions I because he doesn't make the landing spot exactly on the target ...