Buford T Justice - Quotes 1

Buford T. Justice Quotes from "Smokey And The Bandit 1". Enjoy!
Wow so many views :) thank you to all of you = you rock! :)

[@saltonan8753]

“You sounded taller on the radio” Classic line

[@charleshales4634]

Too funny!

[@cheechdubinsky6709]

Ooohhhmmph. What the hells the world coming to?

[@josepharmelin6467]

As a black man, I must tell you that dialog had me on the floor, rolling with laughter. I thought it was great to show that attitude in such a manner. I loved it!!!

[@Jefff72]

“There’s no way, no way you could come from my loins.” Got to be the best line in the film. Jackie was a masterful actor.

[@jaystew730]

..."When we get home I'm gonna punch your mama in the mouth!"

[@dennisholst4322]

He is the best God bless him

[@Jefff72]

@@dennisholst4322 IMO you’re right you “Sumbitch”

[@voxhumana-qt4ki]

"when we get home the first thing im gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth"

[@Praise___YaH]

Guys, HERE is Our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

[@scdevon]

Remember when you could just watch a movie and have fun without everyone getting "offended" at everything?

[@maxwelter9545]

+scdevon Yes, I do!

[@jrobertlysaght]

+scdevon well obviously the subby was offended. he edited out "A colored sheriff, what's that's the world coming to".

[@mrtequilashooter]

+scdevon Can you picture what he would say about Hillary?

[@spikespiegel5878]

+scdevon oh yeah those were the days

[@dannygjk]

+Cap285 lol

[@robertbreedon9137]

"The Goddamn German's got nothing to with it" still makes me laugh every time

[@NCAUDIOVIDEO]

Haha that’s my favorite line 😂😂

[@burt1202]

🤣🤣 Funny azz hell everytime I hear it. "What did he say, shut up one $hit at a time..."

[@millzw13]

Lmao

[@robbyel3958]

I just spit my coffee out when he said that. Forgot about that line.

[@georgehenderson7783]

I might have said the same thing myself. Before he said that, the other sheriff told him "I hear perfectly well. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation." Who ever says "germane"? 😂

[@Michael1966W]

Burt Reynolds might have been the star, but Jackie Gleason made this movie

[@MyREDTAIL]

Right on

[@sheriffburfordt.justice4488]

This movie would have bombed without Gleason. Supposedly when he read the script he said "This is the worst thing I've ever read. I'll take it."

[@John-np2bf]

This movie would be nothing without Jackie but I think the same can be said for Burt. I love Jackie Gleason. All his old comedy is priceless. This movie wouldn't be anything without them, 50/50.. IMO..

[@GeorgeAshburn]

This movie was a perfect mix of actors, story and direction.

[@mom2adevildogw489]

This movie was a success because of BOTH actors! The 3rd part bombed & featured Jackie Gleason, but it bombed because Burt Reynolds wasn't interested in reprising his role as "The Bandit!"

[@craigwhite3438]

If you lived in the north, it was a movie, but if you lived in the south it was a documentary.

[@31Alden]

LOL

[@ictdpowerstroke4591]

Yessir

[@denverman22]

If ya know ya know y’all

[@paulmacpherson3114]

same here years ago in Glasgow, you got a slap round the ear, and if the cops turned up at your parents door you got your arse kicked from your dad

[@billyyank5807]

No one cares. That's just foolishness 😂

[@Joker-11B-SYLV]

"You can think about it, but dooont do it." Said every father since the beginning of time. Lmfao

[@jettcarlburg356]

This was Jackie Gleason's last great performance. He should have gotten an Oscar nomination.

[@blasianluvschocolate397]

Facts 💯

[@JLTitus2902]

His last movie was "Nothing In Common" with Tom Hanks in 1986. Smokey and the Bandit came out in 77

[@JK-of6bq]

@@JLTitus2902 I believe he said Last GREAT PERFORMANCE! Not Last Movie! I concur 100%! After this movie his health issues were up and down quite a bit. Even Smokey part 2 he was no where near this level and Smokey 3 He was better than in 2 but no where near in The Original....And all other movies that came after he was Ok but his Health issues kept in from being Like Ralph Kramden or Sherriff Buford T. Justice!! But that is In My Opinion..

[@godofrandom94]

my dad love that line

[@abunidalparedes]

The fact is Jackie Gleason was a heavy smoker.

[@MyREDTAIL]

RIP Burt, Jerry Reed, Jackie Gleason, & Dom D Louise, You are all sadly missed by all of your Fans etc.

[@mrt723]

Sally Fields. yes she is still with us ,I remember her in the Flying Nun and other movies Growing up with these people makes me rather sad its like losing a good friend ,all great people

[@ChilesRussellTaylor]

Gone too soon!

[@benphillips2947]

@@mrt723 Sally Field is, thankfully, still alive.

[@sshurmatz]

Plus Pat McCormick and Fred the Dog.

[@UNITEWAD]

AMEN. X

[@fuzzynuts8129]

Burt Reynolds may have been billed as the star of this film, but Jackie Gleason stole this movie. They don’t make them like this anymore.

[@royvee7332]

Definitely some of his best work

[@ldreese33]

My dad and I have had this conversation. Jackie Gleason made the movie.

[@rbeck3200tb40]

He improvised alot of these lines hes saying here

[@OGStarlightKY]

Yeah man, I remembered when I first saw the films. Jackie Gleason was and is the only person in this movie who could make me laugh until my guts hurt.

[@jmangi6221]

Agreed, he's one funny sumbitch!

[@D_Isness]

I NEVER get bored of watching Buford T. Justice or the performance JG gave in making him 1 of the best known (and funniest) Sheriff's of all-time. Priceless.

[@tarnsand]

No actor/comedian could have played Buford T Justice like Jackie Gleason. According to Burt Reynolds; Jackie adlibed many of his lines and consulted throughout the movie at the request of Burt.

[@tiredowalkin]

+Tarn Sand Not a bit surprised, and that made the movie so much better!

[@dannygjk]

+Tarn Sand Too bad the sum bitch smoked 5 packs a day :/

[@tiredowalkin]

Junior: [waiting for the "funeral procession] Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he? Buford T. Justice: If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now. Rest in peace

[@ricks.1318]

AMEN !!!! May he R I P .....

[@daviddaniel9287]

J.W. pepper is the only one who could come close. But yes I agree.

[@justintime1343]

*"For some reason or another...you sounded a little taller on the radio."*

[@blasianluvschocolate397]

,😁 put the evidence in the back

[@josephdemartino2668]

I. NEED. A. DIABLO. SANDWICH. AND. DR. PEPPER. AND. MAKE. IT FAST I AM. IN. A. GODDAM HURRY .

[@josephdemartino2668]

BANDIT. GET. ME. A.CHEESEBURGER FOR. FRED.,

[@12yearssober]

“THE GOD DAMN GERMANS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT”!!!!!

[@lokiwiseyt8608]

Jeffery Epstein what he say

[@adamf34]

I loved Billy Bob Thorton's quote about this movie, "People in the south think it's a documentary."

[@bevgilmore1996]

'scuse me, i live in the south and i always thoght it was a documentary... DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!

[@paigecat9104]

I LOVE THAT! Made me bust out laughing!

[@eromitlabhitw]

Wait... it's not? Shoot, next thing you'll tell me, 'rasslin ain't real!

[@MrSmashmouth07]

Lmao

[@jamesgoodwin2450]

Hahahahaha very funny

[@candygirl1990]

I love buiford, he is exactly what we need right now. So iconic and funny

[@YesIdied]

I was thinking the same thing, we could use this wisdom of wordplay

[@fantom5894]

True story: Gleason read the script. He told Burt "This is the worst script I've ever seen. I'm just gonna swear my way through it."

[@scottbuckley823]

Gleason and Jr are the only reason i watch this film

[@ShaneBales]

No he didn't

[@double00shotgun]

No way

[@keithturbin6768]

VERY TRUE! He ad libbed 99% of his lines and nailed everything in one take in this movie.His talent for one takes earned him the title "The Great One". I was 5 years old when i saw this.My moms sister and her husband took me to it.My mom got a call the next day.The principle asked her to come pick me up because i was being expelled from that school because i told a kid at recess i was going to BBQ his ass. Booted from kindergarten! ....and best part,driving away in a silver, with black and red bird,1976 T-TOP Trans Am dad bought that morning.

[@atworkstation]

Oh my!

[@scott250r2]

Without Jackie all the Smoky shows would have been a flop. He was the man

[@gkroll8467]

right!

[@jmangi6221]

You're exactly right. The dude was insanely funny, what a freaking character.

[@gkroll8467]

he was just as important as burt sally jerry@@jmangi6221

[@scottharman110]

As good as he is that third smokey and the bandit movie could have destroyed the first two it was so bad.

[@gkroll8467]

screw you part 2 sucked I dont want to see a real life couple yell at ear other once they broke up they should have gotten another girl and the story she would try to marry jr again what is she a moron the plot sucked made him ook like and unlikable bum it stank a least paart 3 had more jackie gleason in it@@scottharman110

[@mitcha1986]

"I happened to have my young son in the car!" His son is like 40!

[@michelleswafford2647]

Lol

[@thisislaflaretv5250]

Lol

[@glennstone723]

I was getting a cussing one time due to road rage. Before I knew it , I was telling the dude, I would appreciated it if he watched his language with my young son in the car....my son was in his 30's at the time.

[@Visionary_Watcher]

Not only that but he'd already swore about 20 times himself

[@theoneandonly6431]

@@Visionary_Watcher That was the funniest thing about it!

[@ernesthendrickson7379]

We miss these wonderful happy men who entertained us mightily. They were irreplaceable and missed and ever shall be!!!

[@donniecurry7460]

Indeed

[@chrissfamily]

Gleason was the real star of this movie to me

[@scdevon]

"Her knockers bouncin' all over the JOINT" !! LMAO.

[@Music-tk5oq]

@@scdevon Every line he ever said WAS FUNNY!

[@wardyman70]

Her ass was wigglin, too!

[@chadmiller2224]

the best thing about this film! Mh dad and I watched it on vhs all the time and I'll never forget his laughing at Bufords lines. We even had the same 77 Trans Am when I was a kid. Used to love riding in the back with the t-tops out. It even had the front license plate my dad bought somewhere to put on it. RIP to my Dad, Jackie, Burt, and good ole Jerry Reed of course.

[@warptek]

Classic Gleason. This movie wouldn't be half as good without Jackie.

[@warptek]

@Greg Tastad This is why he was called the Great One.

[@justintime1343]

@warptek: Even Burt Reynolds acknowledged that.

[@paulallen8109]

Imagine the Bandit just being chased by some generic, faceless, bland cops? That wouldn't have been anywhere near as entertaining. In any good movie we need a good antagonist.

[@christianmuller292]

"You can think about it, but don't do it"... That's what I say to my sons when I believe they're up to something. Works every time. Jackie Gleason really had an influence on the way I react to some people who deserve it.

[@tonyfeliciano5981]

R.I.P. Bandit and the Snowman n Buford all together in heaven!!!! They say it couldn’t be done!!! Three angels in heaven on another run!!!

[@randyhutchinson9910]

Tony Feliciano B double E double R un

[@decristo1021]

And Fred too!

[@jq747]

"She insulted muh authoritah"

[@jettcarlburg356]

"So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrives. And don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway" Jackie Gleason !!!!! Dude should have gotten an Oscar!

[@sinjin90ful]

you can think about it but don't do it!

[@dennissneed2214]

....you might want to think about it, but don't do it..

[@Christopher1889]

Loved watching this with my Dad. God rest his soul.

[@beverlypage7341]

This was a favorite of my daddy's and we watched it on a regular basis.

[@808breaksbad]

I.m 63 now, and this was my dad's favorite movie too. I guess he identified with the Gleason character

[@danp4186]

yep me too the only film where both Dad and I lost complete control of our senses.....love you Dad

[@Brandino73]

Me and my Dad still watch this from time to time.

[@rossman9743]

"Daddy, the top came off!" Junior's stupidity was perfect.

[@DemonWarp65]

Buford T. Justice is one of the most underrated movie villains ever. RIP Jackie Gleason.

[@rosebuster]

I think a better word is "antagonist". Villain would have to be an evil character and I wouldn't really call him evil.

[@anthonythorp7291]

I'd say futurist. Power abusive cops, who knew.

[@Bl4ckw0lf1]

I wouldn't say villain.

[@lilskimmilk5049]

Fuck you mean he made the movies what they are,

[@Lex5576]

"The goddamn Germans got nothing to do with it!!!"

[@Brandon2940]

Lex5576 I LOVE that 😂

[@padawanpadawan7580]

Funniest shit ever!!!!!

[@billcarrig9434]

"Shut up! One shithead at a time!"

[@phesm4353]

That... was... the... funniest 😂, especially when he ended by saying 'one sh?#t' at a time!🤣🤣🤣

[@randyhutchinson9910]

Lex5576 HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@michaelbarlow6610]

Sheriff Buford T. Justice: "Let me have a Diablo Sandwich, a Dr. Pepper and make it fast--I'm in a goddamn hurray!". LOL!

[@greenmask111893]

I need find out what this "Diablo sandwich" is about every time that word appears.

[@michaelbarlow6610]

@ Michael D. Durham. A "Diablo" sandwich is what in the Northern USA is called a "Sloppy Joe" sandwich which is ground up hamburger meat mixed in a barbecue sauce and then placed between a hamburger bun. When I was in school they would frequently serve "Sloppy Joe" sandwiches for lunch in the school cafeteria.

[@michaelbarlow6610]

@ Michael D. Durham. Why that sandwich is called a "Sloppy Joe" I have no idea.

[@greenmask111893]

@@michaelbarlow6610 Ah, ok.

[@jordansdaddy203]

@@greenmask111893 The Diablo sandwich is a delicious combination of beef, tomato sauce and sour crème.

[@tjmiles81]

At my great aunts funeral me my pops my mom and my grandmother were in the procession....it was taking forever. My mom said " if they had cremated the sombitch, I'd be kicking Mr. Bandits ass around the moon by now." My parents laughed for hours after that. I didn't know where it was from til they had me watch this. This movie is funny af. Jackie Gleason is a genius.

[@heyitsvos]

Missed one of the best lines: "they ran right through our roadblock"...."You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!"

[@mgmlv6539]

Junior: "Daddy...my hat blew off!!!" Buford T: " I hope your Goddamn head was in it"

[@aserpe1]

Rest in peace Burt and Jackie, thank you for the wonderful movies and entertainment. You will be missed and never forgotten. 😢

[@boeing757pilot]

There is only ONE reason to watch Smokey and the Bandit--and that reason is Buford T. Justice....

[@robertandrew5328]

TideFan01 sally field was my original crush

[@starguy2718]

Well, yes.

[@JesseJurun]

Car guy here: Bufords funny but the TA stole my heart.

[@voorheesjason3161]

Genius comedy character 🤣👍🏻 My Grandpa look just like him and impressioned him brilliantly, it was hilarious 😂 Bless him, and SBTJ 🙏

[@chocodiledundee1]

I could not possibly think of anyone more legendary that Sheriff Buford “T” Justice played by Jackie Gleeson , no way man , I do remember when I a kid in the very early 80’s with all my family one of the few moments we’ve had that we all together watching him and laughing our pants out .... absolutely spotless acting, he steals the show , and we get Burt with his Trans Am all his undisputed number 1 charisma and Jerry Reed with his music and and his legendary role of “Snowman “ and there’s Sally Field , man this was 70’s and 80’s very finest.... the chemistry here is out of this orbit out of this realm .... this movie became real to our lives , this movie is so Powerful that we do remember them as part of our lives and they characters took life forms into our deepest memories. Bless y’all from this movie, thank you for the best memories I’ve ever heard , I became a truck driver and cowboy enthusiasts because this movie and the characters. One of my greatest influences in my lifetime , I’ve got all the hats , all the boots , cowboy shirt and Native American Indian jewellery from the characters like Burt and Jerry Reed I still dress up like this up to today . Bless y’all dearest American heroes T justice , Snowman and The Bandit and Froggy

[@55nimrod55]

I was hoping you included "Give me a Diablo Samich and a Dr. Pepper and make it snappy, I'm in a got damn hurry!"

[@NC86_Racing]

Buford: "YOU WANT SOMETHIN'?" JR: "Hush Puppies, Daddy.." Buford: "WE GOT NO TIME FOR THAT CRAP!" Wish that was included too lol

[@paulwitteman1669]

NASCARChamp 86Racing Yeah how can you leave that out?

[@ShinKyuubi]

Because this is 'quotes 1' I guess there's a 'quotes 2' kicken about out there that has that in it.

[@conniedexter7666]

There will never be talent like them good old boys again.

[@paulmills9340]

Never ever in the history of film was there ever an actor/actress more suited to a role as this!

[@ashleyernst2416]

R.Lee Ermy as Gunnery sergeant Hartman

[@paulmills9340]

@@ashleyernst2416 he was an actual drill sergeant in the marines before he did film/tv so he was in the role already

[@another_german]

'Don't go home, don't go to eat, or don't go playing with yourself'

[@spartan6459]

You can think about it, but don't do it.

[@Ryan19812012]

You think that is why he died in 1987 for being so angry in these movies

[@ShaneBales]

Cool, you have ears also.

[@another_german]

What?

[@Ryan19812012]

He said and don't play with yourself.

[@ryanmustain6545]

This reminds me of my grandpa. Watched this at his house as a tot in the 80s/90s and loved Gleason every bit. What a great time!

[@paulwhittle3227]

What a class actor Jackie Gleason was.The part he played in this was brilliant.

[@thomasstewart-tm2ts]

Beaford T Justice is a legend and hero! Lol He was the most decated lawman in american history. He chased bandit through like 5 states. Oh to mention he might have had a quarter panel of his patrol car left after it was all set and done! Lol. I love this movie.

[@billycain9890]

This guy was different he had the kind of aura that someone like John Wayne or Clint Eastwood has there will never be another one like him

[@blthetube1]

Comedy Gold..... One of the best movies of my youth!....

[@StpThizzl3]

hell yeah mines too

[@bufordt.justice1539]

I may no longer be a part of this world but I’m STILL in HOT pursuit!!!

[@timbradley8890]

How in the hell do you you leave out Hush puppies and Diablo sandwich? Probably THE best lines of them all.

[@biggwill21931]

because "WE AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR THAT CRAP!" One of my favorite lines lol

[@bubbastill2040]

And a Docktah Peppah!

[@BlackLS1Pontiac]

Thay line absolutely kills me and my dad 😂😂😂😂 been laughing at it for years

[@jamesritch5245]

This is exactly how I'm going to spend my Friday night tonight watching these reruns

[@bryanrawls4794]

My favorite is when he goes in to get a Diablo burger and turns and asks Jr. If he wants anything. Jr says, yeah I want some hush puppies daddy. Buford said, we ain’t got no time for that shit. One of the best movies ever.

[@johnbertrand7185]

Gleason kind of treated this movie like a paycheck job, but dam if he didn't ring every last bit of humor out of his role and the script. As an actor who was notorious for not doing rehearsals, Gleason ad-libbed a lot of his actions and lines.

[@mathieubilleaudeaux7482]

Gleason was awesome in these movies, he always delivered his lines like he was on the verge of a massive heart attack.

[@feyertag1985]

Such unique actors will never exist again. Thank you for the beautiful films that have made my childhood unique! R.I.P

[@franklee1683]

One of my favorite movies....my god if that movie was released today can you imagine the "social media outrage" from the PC pansies.

[@paigecat9104]

The best way to handle the PC morons is to laugh in their face especially when they say they are offended say good I'm doing my job hear's a quarter call someone who cares lol.

[@edyer01]

I don’t think this movie could be released today. There isn’t anybody I could see being Buford T besides Jackie Gleason. Plus, today the rants and non politically correct comments throughout this or these movies would never get pass the sensors today.

[@KevinStriker]

Nevermind the fact that all the politically incorrect shit is coming from the film's antagonist. It's like the people who get their panties in a twist about Witchcraft in cartoons, all their examples are the villains.

[@georgejacob3162]

767 PC pansies have hit the dislike button! Apprehend those horse-asses!

[@davef.2811]

Kinda like "Blazing Saddles", eh?

[@argarman09]

"My hat blew off,daddy" "I hope your goddamn head was in it"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ronniesorter1888]

My favorite quote in the movie!!😂😂😂😂

[@argarman09]

@@ronniesorter1888 lol one of mine too!

[@Tier1Norseman]

I STILL keep that line alive when I see people wear their hats half assed and they fly off in the wind ha ha ha!

[@argarman09]

@@Tier1Norseman 😂😂😂

[@leereader3725]

I thank you dear Lord for letting us have Jackie Gleason for a little while!!!

[@shawnfoxfirth9684]

Little while ? he recorded over 40 albums and his career spanned over 50yrs .

[@gregmacklin5748]

No body I mean no body makes a fool outta sherrif bufford T justice.jackie u brung so laughter happiness and love to all your fans you was the greatest.an you will be deeply miss .in loving memory .R.I.P Jackie baby

[@coolguy02536]

Shawn Fox Firth I believe he meant “little while” compared to the span of humanity’s existence. It could be said with basically anyone.

[@fuctards3937]

thats ok.

[@bubbastill2040]

How sweet it was! RIP Jackie

[@ShannonFreng]

Gleason's comment at 02:31 must have garnered a big laugh from amongst his fellow performers, in their industry.

[@USCBeastmode]

Lmao "My hat flew off daddy... I wish your head was still in it!" Lmao hahahahahahahahahah

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

I "hope"

[@Deltoidicus]

I hope your God damn head was in it! Lmao

[@jaman5735]

yeah thats my favourit line!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sammiejohnson4679]

LOL

[@brysongreene2550]

Black Rob like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

[@frankbaker9117]

Still makes me laugh after all these years, lol👍

[@bodieofci5418]

My dad passed away a few years ago. I watched Smokey and the Bandit and it made me laugh and feel better. I first saw it as a kid with him and loved it ever since. Jackie Gleason stole the whole movie.

[@colemaund608]

Where’s the can I gotta take a squirt 😂😂😂😂 brilliant!

[@scoobycarr5558]

I've seen eccentric movie cops in my day but Sheriff Buford T. Justice still takes the cake after more than 40 years. May God bless you Mr. Sheriff sir.

[@RaoulDuke77]

"The god damn Germans got nuthin' to do with it!" lol

[@quentinrussell7881]

Raoul Duke best line of al time I'm still crying

[@smitty31560]

"Shut up, one shit at a time" lol. Jackie was such a good actor, even though (according to Burt) he was drunk on vodka the whole time filming this.

[@moejr1974]

I'm not sure I believe that.

[@smitty31560]

Well I wouldn't either, but I'm sure Burt knows more about it than we do. He said Jackie called it a cheeseburger. Everytime he told his assistant to bring him another cheeseburger it was code for another vodka.lol

[@boataxe4605]

The Anthropologist M And he was a functioning alcoholic.

[@bradleystopher8725]

100th like

[@mankind2112]

"Hold up on that Car Wash gentlemen" = Classic

[@grantorino2009]

The first 41 seconds of this is funnier than anything that's been released in the last 40 years.

[@fredscuttle6398]

Back in 1980 when I was around 15 years old, my two favorite movies in the world were "Smokey and the Bandit" and "Superman: The Movie". That is how I know that Burt Reynolds IS a legend (and of course so is Jackie Gleason).

[@stevenking2980]

I'm 40 now. We both get it. Better times. Great art and incredible actors. Now? JUST LIBERAL AMERICA HATERS. What happened? KARL MARX. LOOK IT UP! YOU LIBERALS ARE DESTROYING AMERICA AND PROMOTING THE THIRD WORLD, WHICH WAS DOOMED TO FAIL BY NATURAL SELECTION. IF WE DONT GO BY DARWIN THEN WE GO BY THE WAY SIDE LIKE THE DINOSAURS. Wake up assheads.

[@Sight2Behold]

Steven King Umm, sir, I'm 40 as well and not a political person, just a person living my life to the fullest know would you please step off of your soapbox since chicken little fearing the sky falling is just a fairy tale

[@stevenking2980]

Glad you are living the good life. Live on!

[@steve2275]

Demetrius Roberts same here

[@stevenking2980]

TELLEMENT2000. Excellent comment! Yes yes yes, where do I start, "micro aggressions"? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'm just not PC and I don't give a crap. Don't these losers think they are offending me everyday with the garbage they put on TV? It's complete madness! But I don't want to ban TV. Yes they want to ban everything that's traditional and think we aren't supposed to be angry!??? Yes tell them the letters "F O" HAHAHAA take care. Try to stave off the madness!

[@paydurtpete7023]

A timeless classic that never gets old. No one could have played this role better.

[@Robert-nb6cc]

This is when you know your a master in your craft of course Burt was the star of the movie but Jackie just completely stole it away RIP.

[@stevegrandy3426]

I have these movies on DVD and I fast forward them to the Buford T Justice clips . Rest in peace Jackie Gleason

[@DanielRalston-qi3hi]

Still love seeing bandit and Buford T. Justice. That's a classic.😅

[@mikeblount4503]

One of the best lines from Smokey and the Bandit 2 was one from Buford. "Junior, if you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get me an axe and you'll never have to open your fly again".

[@todyoung6858]

Poontangin' around with those show folk...

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Yep

[@scdevon]

The Political Incorrectness is refreshing.

[@phesm4353]

😆😆

[@ollintzin]

You forgot a word. Lol

[@phesm4353]

@@ollintzinMy thought Exactly. Now is the time to be politically incorrect!!! 😂😂😂

[@Jim230176]

“Junior, when we get home, I’m gonna get an axe and you’ll never have to open your fly again!”

[@truckermad2k9]

Every Scene that Justice is in you just cant help but lough

[@Xerrill]

"Nobody, nobody makes Sherriff Buford T Justice look like a opossums pecker!" "...except for tha..." "Shut yer aaaaassss."

[@baseballmachermann8550]

Thank you 🎉! It’s one of my favorite movies of all time.

[@BREN70S]

This was on TV the other day , they edited out all the colorful language , ruined it , it just made me sad .

[@TheItsmegp46]

That's why I have this flick on DVD.

[@lisadillon8137]

I just bought all 3 movies on DVD

[@christopherunfus8962]

I hate watching edited movies. Editing=Ruining

[@timm2million]

bren 70sss I believe that this is the most edited movie ever! Every time I see it is different.

[@bluenosemassmedia2996]

They wrecked Blazing saddles the same dam way, sums a bitches

[@kylehenry8989]

The best....hands down....love every bit of this and we need more. They don't make movies like they used to

[@jamesfountain6183]

No they don't because everything offends everyone nowadays.

[@wthjrtx1]

Jackie Gleason. The Great One and he delivered it so well. Gods speed to this funny ,funny man.

[@captaintime267]

Just classic tv miss those good old days when everyone had a sense of humor 🗽💪👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥

[@splinter8723]

You want anything? Hush puppies daddy We aint got no time for that crap!

[@boogienights7745]

splinter 87 😂

[@boogienights7745]

😂

[@picks_1993]

“Dumb SumBitch!”

[@paulaward2075]

Jackie Gleason was the star of this movie! So was the dog riding with Snowman! 😂

[@KryllKiller]

"The god-damn Germans got nothing to do with it!"

[@lokiwiseyt8608]

What did he say

[@ShepardN7.]

ss tall Toby shut up one shit at a time

[@davidwilliams4498]

Still coolest drive in movie I ever watched after grad from high school summer 77

[@YesYou123333]

Why don't we have actors like Burt Reynolds anymore? All we have today are actors who are in it for the money. Actors used to do it because they loved what they were doing. And it showed on screen.

[@paigecat9104]

About all of them today suck!

[@chrisromero5302]

They're all starting to die off

[@SuperGaleford]

I believe Burt got paid for this.

[@kentbeery4941]

A Classic they will never make em like this again

[@edwardpate6128]

Knockers bouncin all over the joint! LOL

[@TheLTD_]

Her ass was wiggling too!

[@dannygjk]

+Edward Pate Gotdayum!

[@youngkel1664]

+Dan Kelly let go of that wheel !😂

[@graywolf432]

+Edward Pate . . . her ass was wigglin', too LOL!

[@steelersrock1011]

+Edward Pate her ass was wigglin to

[@LouiseCole-p3f]

When movies were movies this never gets old

[@musiclover9361]

"...insulted ma tharty..." Love it!

[@SingleTax]

I always wondered if Trey Parker was inspired by that line. "Respect my authoritah!"

[@musiclover9361]

SingleTax, when I listen again, it's even funnier: "insulded ma thorda..."

[@williammason475]

Damn knockers bouncing all over the place

[@Bhamofficer328]

“My hat blew off daddy, I hope your God Damn head was in it” priceless lol 😂

[@jamesknudsen2924]

THE best line in the movie...i laugh my ass off everytime i hear it..lol

[@bostjules6176]

"Shut up!!! One shithead at a time!" I've literally used that line 3 or 4 times since this movie came out, and "The Germans had nothing to do with it!".

[@onenesswithJesus]

Gleason Made this Movie regardless Reynolds being the star Hilarious

[@Brandonlight1302]

JCKPatriot HAHAHAhahaah!! 😄😁 oh man this bring back memories mate!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh Fuck! HAHaha!! 😄😄😁 3:29 to 3:57

[@Brandonlight1302]

JCKPatriot I love this different sound of this Song! 0:00 to 0:39

[@Patmofar]

Burt Reynolds got the top billing but the real star was Jackie Gleason.

[@MICHAELINGRAM-bd3pe]

i loved seeing sherrrif justice chase the bandit he never gave up i loved that about him

[@muriloninja]

Goddamn, what 46yrs later and LMFAO @ "you're going away till your grey".

[@RS-cb7nm]

Jackie Gleason carried this movie. He is hilarious.

[@dennisholst4322]

He gave the poets a place to go

[@555calex]

"Hold up on that car wash gentlemen". Great opening line...

[@joebaxley1503]

Send Sheriff Justice to Seattle to straighten things out.

[@royakard8536]

What you antifa kids have is a serious.. lack of authority... Lol

[@unknownunknowns]

He’s being defunded now...

[@georgeharleydavidsonrider156]

That’s a great idea. And he would’ve get things straightened out really quickly out there.

[@theJapanesegingerninja-fh1kz]

Send sheriff J.W PEPPER with him for back up!

[@sdrape4964]

And don't forget to send Sheriff Branford. You need at least one tall sounding sheriff on the radio 😂😂

[@jonathanmiller4571]

"Nobody makes Bufford T Justice look like a possums pecker!"

[@legorobotics1017]

Except for that...

[@phesm4353]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😆😆

[@Chicken_Wing91]

@@legorobotics1017 shut yo ass 😂😂

[@legorobotics1017]

@@Chicken_Wing91 lol