Building A Theme Park that Breaks Your Body in Parkitect

[@RTGame]

It's actually been three years since our last theme park game which is criminally long. So I hope everyone enjoys this one!

[@quigglesnoopmcboop9087]

Neat

[@bharatsachdeva6683]

3 long years without being able to eat meat fresh from the blender. Thank you for finally allowing us to feed

[@beans9288]

KZbin

[@Ryanis1rash]

the kind returns

[@kplays_6000]

too short :( more pls

[@AgabeGames]

I laughed so hard at the rapid liquidation of all assets to fund the park

[@Shifsabre]

It's like he didn't understand the game wanted the things that cost money to make it back, he might have survived if he laid off his staff

[@CasuallyShadow]

And the rapid liquidation of the guests of the park via the roller coasters

[@Deliveredmean42]

@@Shifsabre Which is funny, since he done these kind of games before lol

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

I mean it works in The Sims? I’m sure RT’s doing it just for dramatic content, anyway.

[@Dekedence]

Peak RTGame: thinking "elevator" is a ride rather than, ya know, an elevator.

[@rainbowsnek]

there is an elevator ride irl, idk what it's actually called but i've been on one before, i assume that's what he thought it was (i thought it was that too at first lol) it's basically just a tower that drops you. it's terrifying

[@Captain_Fritz]

@@rainbowsnek I think you’re thinking of the tower of terror from Disneyland/Disneyworld??

[@rainbowsnek]

@@Captain_Fritz IDK, i've only seen it once at my local city fair years ago, and it looked exactly as i described here

[@JoshusBarber]

@@rainbowsnek a drop tower?

[@rainbowsnek]

@@JoshusBarber ah yeah, that looks much more familiar

[@dazcarrr]

RT's first instinct when playing a theme park game is creating a ride with enough g-force to liquify your insides. it's in his nature

[@danieljames1868]

RT's first instinct: Will It Blend?

[@Demensemen]

There will be death or it’s not an RT video lol

[@matthewboire6843]

It’s normal

[@AboveAverageJoshua]

RTGame’s Rollercoaster Building Ability…the only word that I can use to describe it is "KZbin".

[@Average_enjoyer_of_hk]

I got a bk add when rt was saying “you poor KZbin” “ WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER..”

[@kartingbeast93]

A man with absolutely no understanding of physics or the effects of G forces on the human body, designs a theme park. What could go wrong?

[@durchdenwald2880]

@@Average_enjoyer_of_hk junior double triple whopper

[@AnisDomini]

Every recent RT video has one comment at the top which uses “KZbin” as a punchline. Last video it was me - congrats on joining the chain

[@iamarizonaball2642]

Behold, the extinctifyerinator! Just one click and anything you point at goes extinct!

[@FestiveFrostbite]

Is it really a theme park if you don't have a risk of spaghettification?

[@rorycannon7295]

idk considering RT's wallet was literally a black hole

[@kingpanguan]

The theme is deep space

[@FestiveFrostbite]

@@kingpanguan Theme is gonna be haunted soon.

[@ErosVDeus]

Is it really an RT video if you don't have a risk of spaghettification?

[@matthewboire6843]

Spigetification is more related to gravity than speed though so there’s not a risk.

[@KennedyRose]

I'm recovering from an appendectomy so laughing causes some pretty brutal pain. This video almost knocked me unconscious 10/10

[@infpdreams]

Oof! Feel better! Mine needed to come out when I was seven and I remember what agony it was to be in the presence of my cousins, who are all very naturally funny individuals. Laughter and abdominal pain don't mix well.

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

It’s not an RT video if you don’t almost die in it or watching it

[@SpywareVA]

Feel better bro

[@ThreeIrishMen]

its been such a painful KZbin-ing amount of years since you have played a game like this

[@youraveragepastelghost5831]

I love that the screaming went from excited to pure terror

[@maxdean9205]

Anytime he is given a theme park it's always a question of how long until the first twister is built. It will happen that much is certain, but when? Anyone's guess.

[@AdamHolland-Adz]

It's like the way people say everything eventually evolves into a crab. Every RumbleRumble theme park eventually turns into eternal torture and torment

[@victorianicholls3991]

@@AdamHolland-Adz Can't have a theme park without some rumbling and tumbling

[@jasperraine6104]

I love the fact that there was just that one guest constantly screaming on the rollercoaster

[@usonohoshi6165]

Dan tried to play legit. And STILL somehow ended up in a park that makes his guests suffer. What started out as fun chaos seems like it became a curse.😆

[@rays-tfl]

I love how every one of RTGame's projects starts out as a sane idea, but always devolves into mass destruction and death.

[@thenewguy303]

First theme park game in a while, and the first ride he makes is a roller coaster that will probably snap your spine in multiple places. Never change RT

[@elainad6728]

1:08 "Its not very tall but its the best we got" As a Floridian this is a *mood*

[@Xanthelei]

RT is easily the best ad campaign a game like this can possibly have, because I'm now fighting the urge to go buy it.

[@mirandatagliamonte9754]

It’s like those mobile ads where a person plays a game horribly to make you want to play it better

[@HazeEmry]

@@mirandatagliamonte9754 people have mentioned this since the first Rhythm Heaven video damn. He's so bad at certain games it's good

[@jonathanpilcher337]

​@@mirandatagliamonte9754 watching him play certain games honestly makes me almost understand those ads, you want to play the game yourself to see how much better you can do(spoiler alert, a lot)😭

[@animepsyclone]

It’s a great game tbh

[@jdbrando9469]

The extended screaming after the corkscrew sent me😂😂

[@BraedenAnimations]

I love how Dan can't stop himself from making the worst financial decisions

[@hithere2741]

It’s been a while since RT made a meatgrinder rollercoaster.

[@SemiHypercube]

Truly the most fun part about designing rides in RCT back in the day wasn't just making actually good coasters, but ones that are simply there to torture the guests nice word swap at 5:14, that's a real KZbin move there

[@3rr0r125]

rt playing another theme park game.. everyones favorite nightmare

[@StickMaster500]

RT is such a KZbin for make an Irish theme park based on the living hellscape that is Ohio

[@strombreakr]

You're such a KZbin for saying that

[@foxloaf8843]

the funny thing is, ohio has a few legitimately good theme parks

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

@@foxloaf8843 the only good thing about Ohio

[@William_Nowin]

When will the Ohio jokes end 😭

[@rosetintedtomb]

@@foxloaf8843 yeah, our state is actually fun if you only go to Kings Island and Cedar Point

[@AceFuzzLord]

RT making a coaster that goes as really high before an immediate drop to the center of the earth really resonates with me because that's pretty much my favorite thing to do in rct3 platinum edition regardless of whether or not it would kill you if it could somehow be built in real life

[@vaspeter2600]

I don't know what's more KZbin: that RT declared he is gonna make a functional theme park and then immediately built yet another assisted suicide ride, or that some buggers still voluntarily went on it.

[@Anomen77]

Usually loans are considered free money on this game. I've never seen anyone go bankrupt due to them, but there's always a first time.

[@cokelackingice]

Feels like just yesterday Dan was building fun and family friendly theme parks

[@AKA253]

I would go to a theme park like this just for the novelty. You don’t get many life-endangering yet expensive experiences much anymore :/ bring back deadly entertainment centers!

[@Wyvernn_]

Incredible how much he can KZbin this in such a short amount of time

[@ValueNetwork]

As someone who’s a veteran with this game knows all the mechanics, this is genuinely painful. Dan never learning that you can raise the height of the paths, or not knowing that a Elevator needs 2 floors, is definitely a KZbin moment

[@yrahcaznotgnittihw3762]

That was like Disney land but with only half the usual suffering

[@AcelJean]

Everytime I see Dan play a game like this, I always think... "How many died this time?"

[@AdamHolland-Adz]

"That is what a good theme park sounds like. Screaming, then... silence."

[@medjed6140]

That should be Ireland’s catchphrase “not very good but it’s the best we got”

[@joeysayssmile9846]

Ah yes, the blending people simulator. Haven't seen this in years what a throwback

[@f8346]

i’m so youtube-ing happy i’ve been watching all the old videos like this

[@RoboTheDeathMachine]

RT has the amazing ability to make any simulator game the most KZbin experience for it inhabitants

[@WackoMcGoose]

Safety Inspector: "What the kentucky fried KZbin is this."

[@dremiphamusofsmoke1163]

RT, I love you, I swear I do. You are an absolute KZbin when it comes to making parks

[@michaels6281]

it’s never an RT play through without abusing visitors

[@ColeYote]

I swear Marcel Vos is the only person I subscribe to on here that knows how to design a rollercoaster that isn't a death trap and people actually want to go on. (He just makes the park it's located in a death trap instead)

[@micahhasselbach4188]

Here I was thinking that the spine breaker would appear halfway through the video, but it’s barely been more than a minute and a half. That’s our boy

[@ouacholo8357]

That one npc that was still screaming had the most accurate reaction to RT's deathcoaster I think they became sentient... and their first emotion was pain.

[@droppedpasta]

This son of a is a ing amusement park design master

[@mrengerland943]

this game itself is really the personification of youtube, when you give it to rt, the youtube turns to youtube really quickly, it's pretty youtubing funny

[@heartysquid]

WILL! IT! BLEND! Glad to see RT bringing back the old necksnapoing blenders

[@HuMan-bEing132]

5:13 ayyy he said the thing!

[@arcticxabyss]

I like how none of the people screamed as they fell to the ground LOL.

[@maxedoutsociety]

Dan should never be allowed near blueprints or construction equipment ever again

[@cagethelonewolf]

Adam Sandler is all ready the end of us all

[@maxedoutsociety]

@@cagethelonewolf TRUE

[@PixeIated]

Stand name: za coasta Stand ability: constructs a theme park that forces everyone in an area to ride it and has a 50 50 chance of an accident happening If there's too many people, they'll be tied to the tracks

[@Dinoman972]

10:12 Tfw you KZbin up your park so bad you accidentally reenact that one Gumball episode.

[@quigglesnoopmcboop9087]

Ah yes RT murdering innocent people with his roller coaster

[@Burred11]

20 second into playing and you already attempted to make a corkscrew. Such a youtube move.

[@neilerator]

This game looks delightfully like I remember Rollercoaster Tycoon, this is great

[@DominiqueNoel0]

It seems like it is exactly like the OG Rollercoaster Tycoon! Just with better graphics.

[@danjelsboiiiiiii]

The desperate grasp to stay afloat in a theme park game, this, this is the pinnacle of Rumble Tumble (Drift King) Game

[@restorasenrisei9991]

RT's continued failure to understand how velocity works will never cease to astound me

[@motleythewild]

What a KZbin. The final carrauntoohil coaster would be the best coaster to smoke weed on, right after the first and only hump.

[@Alyeh]

Note, the F16, arguably the greatest fighter jet of it's time, had an artificial limiter at 9 Gs both for pilot safety and so the metal of the jet wouldn't warp out of shape. Dan, your roller coaster reached 8.5 Gs, the human body was not meant to reach that many gs. Even if it was just for a moment, anyone who isn't trained would probably immediately pass out. Hell, even if they were trained, if they don't brace and tense up pretty much every muscle in their body in preparation, they'd probably pass out. Much love!

[@AdminAbuse]

Finally another park building game, this is so KZbin!

[@lego174]

This game is basically Rollercoaster tycoon remastered and i love it.

[@BurnByMoonlight]

Building a true KZbin of a park.

[@Bajirkus]

Wouldn't be an RT theme park video without a roller coaster that's actually a particle collider.

[@Nightstick24]

I was dying at the intensity: 0.3 while it’s a corkscrew of death. Then it jumps to the cap of 300. Those people just got tricked into riding a rollercoaster AT LEAST 1000x more intense than they were expecting. It’s a good thing every single one of them died or got brain damage or you would’ve had some complaints!

[@filipaleksiekczuk3712]

,,Ol reliable" Certified KZbin moment

[@7isAnOddNumber]

1:08 In my family we often say “Don’t make a mountain out of an Irish mountain.”

[@thomasbanks9828]

That one coaster was very KZbin.

[@Tajemni3]

RT's funny, but props to the editor who puts these videos together, the subtle things make these even funnier

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*Just remember, kids: you an reliably expect RT to take your park/city/business to bankruptcy.*

[@callmeturg1590]

Rt is such a youtube when he builds a them park

[@horrorladchad3122]

No one: RT’s insidious Blender design: I am inevitable.

[@danielwoodland9576]

Gosh this game reminds me of the original roller coaster tycoon bk in the day

[@JasonLihani]

The first coaster wouldn't be too bad other than the 5000 G's at the bottom of the hill.

[@XIIIBobb]

RT: Let’s make this park profitable! The guests: Ah *KZbin*, here we go again…

[@evewright2849]

rts roller coasters are always so youtube

[@MrWooaa]

RT makes every roller coaster into a people blender.

[@Hellbughunter]

Making a child shredding park is such a youtube move.

[@dritten1824]

Had a real KZbin time seeing this video notification, thanks RT

[@xelalau]

I've missed rt's death coasters so much

[@foranzo1582]

Oh, I definitely enjoyed this video!! Good ol' crazy rides and nearly unaccesible bathrooms. What a youtube moment

[@minecraftmatthew1393]

I bought this game but could never get it to work; glad you liked it!

[@odd9965]

The poor KZbin that decided to get on the first iteration of the mountain Coaster

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

No RtGame brand Theme parks Re complete without enough G Force to tear the visitors limb from limb!

[@nater6357]

I like how his first ride was almost a direct copy of the leviathan in Canada’s wonderland and he didn’t even know it

[@SpaceLobster21]

I love how every time he plays this type of game he finds a way to create a giant spiral down into hell This man is such a freaking youtube Good on you for deleting that elevator, it was really just a spire in your side this whole time anyways

[@infpdreams]

That guest continuing to scream for ages keeps making me cackle when I think about it.

[@gormster]

Another episode of the long running series “Dan does not understand what banked turns are”

[@JakeTheBikerDude]

Dan is the only guy who knows how to build a legitimate Amusement Park in a good way possible

[@dgc622]

This video is SUCH a KZbin moment. Congrats!

[@1Henrink]

Bob looks like he just appeared in a Limbo space. He was in the void and than a voice gave him orders. He had mistakes, but seemed he wanted to be nice.

[@sam8119]

'I THINK WE REACHED THE LIMIT!' Dan, we all know you don't have limits when it comes to games like this 😂😂

[@cullenlatham2366]

Havent ever played one of these theme park sims, but i have to wonder about intertwining coasters. What if v1 and v2 of the mountain coaster were intertwined, the death drop of v1 happening in the center of the death loop in v2? How many layers deep can you go? Coaster-ception park with only intertwining coasters with different loading docs throughout the park?

[@minixmousy]

the singular lingering scream 4:50

[@DJChizzlesworth]

"Oh you poor *KZbin*" slayed me 🤣

[@CassieCaaat]

Seeing this game is always so KZbin

[@rochha5394]

This is bringing back so many memories

[@OG_McLovin]

And somehow the Geneva Convention still allows for RT to play park building simulators. It's a sick, sick world we live in.

[@randostudios122]

My favorite part was when Wallace started violating all the building codes specified by Irish law

[@cee_ves]

Remember that idea where people essentially wanted a suicide ride where people could have one last thrill before being killed instantly? 5:02 Dan just made it. And that woman was the first to go

[@renakunisaki]

I want someone to make a mod for one of these games that actually turns people into sludge when the G force is too high.

[@Leech-Kisser07]

That park made a KZbin amount of money

[@rorycannon7295]

I misread the title at first as "Building A Theme Park that Protects Your Body in Parkitect". Knowing RT, i immediately knew that I had made a mistake