PARKITECT IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - $0 Theme Park tycoon Breaks The Gameplay

[@thespiffingbrit]

*Happy International Tea Day!* Time to mathematically craft a monster of pure excitement!

[@RyanSoltani]

_yes_

[@tortorsk3416]

Yes

[@Yaniv5o]

Happy International Tea Day The Spiffing Brit (:

[@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something]

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@gagaplex]

I love how agitated he gets by people thinking the umbrella price is fair... can't have that! They must not just get ripped off, they must feel it, too! 😂

[@victordavila9812]

I think that is how EA games feels while deciding how many microtransactions to put in their new games

[@gredangeo]

@@victordavila9812 No one is complaining about the microtransaction? EA: ADD MOAR, AND UP THE PRICE!

[@BobMcBobJr]

@@gredangeo And make the one people just payed for free but also useless.

[@johnuthus]

Yea, old fashion capitalism, wish he was my boss

[@banzubie]

He needs to rip them off on an emotional level.

[@ChimeraX0401]

F to those 5 chads who died in skeggnes. They sacrifice their life just to make the ride cheaper. Since Ubisoft is near bankruptcy, why dont you try to do another exploit in one of their games just to rub salt to the wound....

[@bitemytail]

F as a reminder that only 4 people died, and it was 5 people that refused to ride it after the crash.

[@Shyl1ght]

@@bitemytail Refusing to ride Spiff's wild rides is how you end up in those graves.

[@Leyrann]

Ubisoft is near bankruptcy? Now that's good news! Hopefully EA is next.

[@WillTheBeastFR]

F

[@drdiabeetus4419]

@@Leyrann Oh boy! I can't wait for them to go under so all the great IPS that are wasted on them get freed Like.... Uh.... ...Might and Magic?

[@lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488]

I use to play Sim Coaster and eventually got my park so happy that I was charging over $4,000 per ticket with around 2,000* attendees per day. I could also charge $100 per bathroom and they would pay. - *2,000 not 20,000 I did this by maxing out my concession stands right next to the rides after a long walk to them, then charges $0 for the rides. The rides were designed to be maximum speed. The people would get off and immediately vomit and shit themselves and would flood to the bathrooms. Then they would have long walks to the next ride where they would become hungry, buy more food, take a free ride and pay me to shit themselves. But because the rides were free, they would pay $4,000 per ticket and another several hundred in toilet fees per day. I'd easily clear $100,000 per day. I would speed the time up and let it run as I went to college or work and come home to millions.

[@GeneralLDS]

LOL

[@thespiffingbrit]

The business model Disney Wishes they could do

[@justintimeagain2341]

Magnificent

[@aveleziii]

you, my friend, are a diabolical inspiration

[@miinyoo]

Sounds exactly like Disney World. GG

[@idunbeezasmart1]

Spiff: I'm going to build a theme park with $0! Also Spiff: Proceeds to take out a loan for $12k because you can't actually build a theme park with $0.

[@Cottrilogy333]

Came here to say/find this lol

[@CiromBreeze]

Was gonna say. This... is literally just playing the game normally. The only exploit I see is abusing the underground ride bonus excitement.

[@nfmatham9]

Technically, it is 0$. That wasn't his own money he was spending 👌

[@idunbeezasmart1]

@@nfmatham9 Technically, you've never taken out a loan.

[@carlsiouxfalls]

and then he proceeded to never pay it back.

[@geokaygd]

"Where you can start with high hopes and dreams and just be crushed by the reality that it basically sucks" Wow, thats the most inspirational thing I've seen. Ever.

[@matthewhall7976]

You've never been to alton towers or lightwater Valley have you.. It should be their mottos..hahah

[@Modica29435]

The ghost of Susan Williams took a break from haunting Sips and the Hat Boiks to be the first visitor to Spiff's park, what an honor.

[@ladyben-nobilityofbome9793]

*in Welsh accent* "It's Susan Williams!"

[@NimonoSolenze]

haha, i thought the same thing!

[@Ragetiger1]

I'm out of the loop on this one, who is she?

[@Modica29435]

@@Ragetiger1 Check out a video titled Susan Williams on Sips' channel for a quick summation. Was part of a longer Phasmophobia stream.

[@guyfromdubai]

Who the fuck are you and how did you read my damn mind??

[@LaylaSpellwind]

"Glorious Scotland." Scotland thanks you, signed, me, someone in scotland. Time for some tea. Because as much as we point our cannons at England, we still want tea.

[@timmevanmackelenbergh3304]

'We have zero dollars and as you can see a gigantic empty plot of land' The words right before a massacre

[@pratumvulpes6217]

Britland is an amazing park! I'd say that the best parts of my Britland experience were inhaling all of the fog, paying for overpriced umbrellas and feeling ripped off about it when it rained, and riding several exact copies of the same ride, all themed around different parts of the UK. Overall, well worth the price of admission!

[@MrSnepsnep]

I feel tricked into watching a regular let's play, I mean, isn't this how you are supposed to play

[@Rollingthunder987]

Pretty much

[@Dapplication]

For real. Shit effort on a clickbait

[@DarthAxolotl]

Well yes but actually no. Its a normal play through with some cheesy stratagies.

[@Dapplication]

@@DarthAxolotl While the first bugged railcar is on par with the channel's content, the rest of the video was subpar, and the title is completely clickbait

[@DarthAxolotl]

@@Dapplication I mean the umbrella stands and the bus of people was exploits, taking advantage of simple npc coding

[@YourFriendJessie]

does anyone else have "Lets Game It Out" flashbacks when watching this playthrough? the universe might asplode if Spiff and Josh join forces - but who would win, one exploity tea drinking boi vs an element of chaos?

[@LethinGabbins]

Roller coaster tycoon 2 (or classic) is on the app stores. It's arguably the best off line game you can play on a decent sized phone or tablet.

[@thespiffingbrit]

Agreed! Really worth picking up

[@RyanSoltani]

It’s nice that there are games out there that are still great to play offline

[@tribblier]

CDDA and OTTD are bangers, love old school games ported to Android.

[@StereoTyp0]

OpenRCT2 is the best version you can play

[@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298]

@@RyanSoltani It's nice that there are still offline games at all, especially when many of them aren't even multiplayer!

[@elliotgregory1427]

This is probably the closest to playing a game the right way spiff will ever get

[@codycombs8590]

Has he seen Let's Game it Out play this? He found the cheapest way to nauseate in this game. He exists for torture, spiff exists for tea. That is grace

[@AntiqueMilk]

As someone else from the north, that ride is totally accurate, the details are on point, love it. And TV license, just fantastic.

[@ShockingPikachu]

That thumbnail brings me back to old Vargskelethor days. The RCT2 stream(s) were GLORIOUS

[@crazysupernovagaming3638]

The fact that a ride themed after Skegness makes money is actually astounding. But then again, it's in Britain. The place is magical, and sometimes not in a good way.

[@drucy.]

> "We'll have to build a theme park starting without money. We'll have to make money out of thin air." > first thing he does is take out a loan. I don't know what I expected, but it certainly isn't "money out of thin air"...

[@Salvothegamer]

Its basically every self made men in our current economy.

[@unknowngod8221]

@@Salvothegamer he take a loan and it need to be pay so...

[@shadowofthenight7316]

12:25 I laughed out loud. Great segment

[@Earthenfist]

So as someone who's worked at a theme park, you cannot underestimate how popular a tiny, simple, not-that-exciting roller coaster can be. The park I worked at had a "Best wooden coaster in the world" for a while, and the mini-coaster was STILL jam-packed every single day.

[@juliamavroidi8601]

Thing is, most people don't ride that many roller coasters in their lives, so an average roller coaster is still pretty good to them. And after you've tried the famous big roller coaster, might as well ride all the other ones in the park. (Also wooden roller coastrs, even the good ones, often are kind of rough rides, so I can see why the geberal public would prefer the "nornal" one)

[@Axterix13]

Slower, relaxing rides also tend to be a nice breather between the more intense ones. On the various trips I've taken to Disneyland, I'd often the Pirates ride for this reason... slow, cool (because underground) and not very crowded, especially when there was the light show going on nearby.

[@argentpuck]

Dunno how Spiff hasn't been hired as the tourism czar for the UK. I can't wait to go to Skegness now!

[@Lilyclayton371]

ched up on that large tower with a "deadly shark" the derpiest shark I have ever see I love it

[@colressliker]

"come to britain before britan comes to you" is a viable threat considering that historically whenever britain goes anywhere in the world bad things universally follow

[@josephdedrick9337]

there is a reason close to 90% of the world got invaded by the brits.

[@gothickyuteness4091]

I want you to know that seeing Chibi Hazama in the comment section of a spiffing brit video scared the hell outta me.

[@Anon1gh3]

That's pretty offensive. Brits always improved the places they settled, granted they didn't leave.

[@drdiabeetus4419]

It's nice to see parkitect keeps the time honored RTC tradition of "Guests will pay literally anything for an umbrella when it's raining" There's literally no point to ever lower the umbrella prices since who's gonna buy an umbrella when it ISN'T raining?

[@knobgobler2639]

Normally i don’t have a good opinion of modern Britain . But spiff makes it seem like a magical place.

[@ivoryaswell]

“Must be the name of their union.” I don’t know why, but this made me laugh way too hard 😂😂

[@dionear515]

11:27 "It's also home to a deadly shark" *zooms in on blue whale*

[@HeartbreakActual]

"No one's going to enter if it costs $1 and there's nothing on the other side." Sounds like most public parks to me.

[@Anon1gh3]

Well public parks have tonnes of dog poop everywhere, this probably doesn't.

[@revengefrommars]

I remember the original Roller Coaster Tycoon. There was a demo that lasted a total of 5 minutes before it would force you to quit. Who makes a simulation game demo with a 5 minute time limit? There wasn't enough time to build 1 coaster, let alone see if people would ride it. So naturally I hooked up a debugger and figured out where the time limit was in the code and removed it. Finally I had enough time to actually try out the game. After a couple hours I was kind of bored with it and didn't buy it. Lesson to game developers: don't make the demo of your simulation game 5 minutes long.

[@sll6913]

The lesson should be: Make the demo of your game 5 minutes long, if they play longer they won't buy it.

[@MrMontugar]

Same thing happened when I played timberborn 3 season demo limit? Guess who found the method for setTime and made it -9999y

[@maxwel1]

Zelda Ocarina of time. And some ppl finished the Game in 5min.

[@JosephSmith-lm4ri]

@@maxwel1 wasn't the wind waker demo about 22 minutes?

[@maxwel1]

@@JosephSmith-lm4ri I dont know

[@Silver-oc1nf]

Nothing beats sitting down to watch the Spiffing Brit with a nice warm cup of coffee ☺️

[@thespiffingbrit]

[@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298]

Sweet iced tea is also quite nice, especially since it's 100 degrees outside.

[@lindabrown7521]

*Loads shotgun*

[@Aliyah_666]

We don't talk about... *coffee* here

[@Sharky-j8f]

ooohhh he told he wants to square up, I wouldnt have that

[@TheBlueB0mber]

6:48 Spiff: “when it rains, you go poor”

[@craiggillespie6695]

Just like most other millionaires - claim to have started at $0, but in actuality was able to just ask someone for a massive amount of capital to do whatever you want!

[@alexanderweeks3693]

Bobba tea is fun to chew. The little beads are the best, and has to be my favorite way to drink tea. But I also like just chewing my drinks, like with chia seeds and stuff.

[@courier11sec]

Would love to see a collaboration between you and Josh from Let's Game it Out.

[@facelessidiot6407]

Are you trying to destroy the internet? Because if you are, remember to bring me popcorn once it all goes down!

[@courier11sec]

@@facelessidiot6407 I mean that's always been a dream of mine..

[@YourFriendJessie]

Josh: Hello my name is Josh and welcome back to Lets Game it Out, today we're playing parkitect again. Grace "sucks to be u" Cohen: *panics*

[@musicstage3457]

@@YourFriendJessie people who don't know who grace is: people who know who grace is: oh no

[@MadnessIncVP]

That has now happened, by the way.

[@Verbose_Verbatim]

Hey, thank you for using my Golden Goose design on the workshop. I love your British theming-breathing mild, tepid life into this old ticket scalping machine in just the right ways.

[@paulhorrox6478]

As a posh southern person who once drove through the north at high speed in order to avoid being accosted by the locals, I can confirm that Spiff's depiction of it is 100% accurate.

[@BeefFries]

I just got the best ad timing EVER! As soon as you said "just offer them super salty burgers and fries" I got a McDonald's ad 🤣

[@sirislandknight4378]

If anyone can topple an empire as gigantic as Disney, it'd be a Brit.

[@Volron265]

Nothing makes me laugh more than having Spif go on a tangent about Danger Tea.

[@identityconfirmed404]

i just love how he roasts britain at every chance he gets "this bad boy is going to print money while making people absolutely miserable and disappointed on the inside. consequently, it shall be called the city of london."

[@leosavard1810]

The first time spiff perfectly balances a game by playing it in the way the developer intended :)

[@patrickcao1126]

The British weather ride is so realistic even the fire a bit

[@Force2reckonVods]

Ahhh, another classic spiff "NO EXPLOITS" video where there are legitimately no exploits and just good advice and gameplay

[@kneesurgerytomorrow]

"the park is doing great" Skegness: *NUH UH*

[@Jpound87]

Another great episode of "Let's game it out"!

[@ScumCrypto]

Balance my inner emotional turmoil that one gets from living a quiet life of desperation....

[@ThatsSoCrazy92]

Man exploited the game by playing normally. Absolute legend.

[@inurokuwarz]

"Sorry kid, you didn't pay your TV License" "Wait! I'm an American!" "Mate, that's worse" *Bang*

[@MrMajesticJack]

The greatest game exploiter in the world *actually plays the game as intended* love this man hahhaha

[@EthorX]

It's amazing. I liked this video and I haven't payed one dollar in taxes to the British government. Thanks Spiff!

[@jamesburton8391]

Loved rollercoaster tycoon! Haven't seen this one before. I may have to get it for some nostalgia!

[@squares4u]

This game is called Parkitect, not Rollercoaster Tycoon

[@precisedime1377]

Planet Coaster is the best "real" RTC successor but their DLC policies are kind of sketchy. if you like the old grid-based construction, openRTC is STILL the best option to be entirely honest, nothing new has come close.

[@sniperdubey]

@@precisedime1377 It really isn't. Parkitect is the best successor to RTC. Go actually play it before you bash it.

[@noisewaveofficial]

I love that thumbnail. Such a great tribute to Joel!

[@yuriyui]

Just like rct2, the most broken rides are incredibly short and doesn't look exciting at all.

[@thespiffingbrit]

Are you saying you wouldnt like to pay $19 to sit on a ride for 30 seconds and be blasted with lateral G force

[@yuriyui]

@@thespiffingbrit Had a ride that last 3 seconds and got charged $7, your $19 ride looks like a fair deal to me😛

[@The1Overmind]

The legend Susan Williams visited Spiff's park before dying and haunting Hat Films and Sips lol. Good to know Parkitect and Phasmophobia are cannon to the same universe lol!

[@stylemccalpin4648]

He’s not wrong: I live in the US, and having liked the video, I’m not paying any UK taxes!

[@mattmacneil]

As a Canadian I don't understand why people are so angry about taxes. I enjoy having paved roads, a fire department, public schools, universal healthcare, expansions to infrastructure. What I don't want my taxes to do is subsidize governments and businesses through tax cuts to the highest earners. If you are hoarding wealth you are slowing progress for the rest of us. Worst part is they have some people convinced that you too can be ultra rich someday, so you have to preserve their way of life just in case you get there someday.

[@Vykk_Draygo]

@@mattmacneil Cool story bro.

[@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298]

@@mattmacneil Okay Trudeau. Stop going off on self-righteous tangents and just enjoy the damn joke.

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

@@mattmacneil good for you, you can't understand a joke

[@FriendlyKat]

2:00 SOOSIN WILLUMS! Glad to see she's back after haunting that house. 8:45 That's such great editing. LOL I love how Spiff took this game to just make fun of all of Britain. 14:15 The editing and jokes are hilarious! LMAO If I like the video, but am not in the UK, do I still have to pay taxes? (JK)

[@jennaheiser625]

Yay! I don’t have to pay British taxes anymore! I mean, I live in the US…but still!

[@MrJacques23]

Just wanted to say, having lived next to Skegness for most of my life I always appreciate the spotlight Spiff shines on it, and Butlins to boot. Never wrong and always makes me laugh.

[@evan5935]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@minaly22]

6:05 I am so glad Spiffing Brit is criticising this. I hate bobba in my tea!

[@SkyEcho751]

Great as usual. Finding ways to break the game in such a way that you win the whole thing.

[@shadow420fall]

I don't care about the queen, but I do love how you balance out things. And PS, tea is good.

[@imjwin]

What’s up Broski 🦋.

[@thespiffingbrit]

the sky

[@combatfox7009]

Spiffing Brit makes a good point on the bubble tea. I did choke on them but thankfully, it went straight in.

[@shakierguide707]

You should do a collaboration with Let´s game it out. I think this could be fun.

[@Mis73rRand0m]

Spiff could make the US join the UK as a colony again just for those Tax Free Benefits and Infinite Tea for watching his videos and subscribing to his channel.

[@emberthefox4951]

Apparently, the balls in bubble tea usually don't come out of the cup, nor do they obstruct the straw. Danger Tea may need to consider making a more hazardous variety of bubble tea if they want that namesake.

[@evilspoons]

Apparently I've been doing it wrong then, because I like to eat them... using the straw...

[@rachelherrmann6816]

In Roller Coaster Tycoon i built about 10 variations of the fizzly loop, a bunch of paths and restrooms that cost .20 and set the entry fee like the US does, $60+. Only rides with a price were coasters, often starting at $4 than dropped to 2.50, then made free. ALWAYS INCLUDE ON RIDE PHOTOS. Easy win to EVERY level.

[@player1_fanatic]

Maybe I am missing something... But where are exploits?

[@TheMorriganAensland]

Could argue his 1st rollercoaster is effectively an exploit

[@justafan9206]

"if you haven't, you are shot and killed" As an American: OI THAT'S OUR THING!

[@Raven-yk7lg]

"Shot and killed as is the British way" You are wrong, the British way is stabbed and killed

[@Sharky-j8f]

Thats in south london, the tea british live in north

[@zombitek0941]

lol I just got an ad for a corky. Thanks Spiff!

[@leadpaintchips9461]

"The most British theme park in the world!" So you're going to steal other theme park's rides and pass them off as your own, while also complaining about all these foreigners trying to steal your rides? After watching the video: Well the first part is right.

[@CED99]

Just like Britain, we have no money. Ouch, too real Spiff, too real

[@Coconut-219]

He exploited crappy rollercoaster tycoon reboot so hard that it turned into a different better game. Talk about sheer power

[@Codraroll]

The game is actually quite good, I think. Also, this was hardly "exploiting" the game. He didn't make use of any unintended play styles, as far as I can tell.

[@noodlegod2797]

That’s crazy that an eggs checker runs a whole country! He must be super good at inspecting those eggs.

[@YowaiEnjoyer]

Its all jokes and games until you realized that people do actually think that living in a multi season land is "really good"

[@Can0r]

Always happy to see video without needing to skip spoilers in the beginning!

[@shonen991]

The second he took out a loan. I invalidated the run. Loans are in pretty much every scenario.

[@fishyfishking7906]

That Scotland ride was amusingly accurate, especially the cannons. Just glad you didn't call the tartan kilt a skirt, or kilt is what you would've been.

[@MrDuceOwen]

Best video ever!

[@thespiffingbrit]

Thank Yee

[@hugovanderhelm4010]

4 people died and 5 graves. Guess the coaster operator got a new home for his efforts.

[@demnking3886]

I love how at 4:09 spiff just has his pc username as tea bag lmao

[@Mis73rRand0m]

I love that you and RCE both posted about not playing theme park games (he did the OG Roller Coaster Tycoon) the right way in the same week.

[@precisedime1377]

Calling the title of the video the wrong game truly is perfectly balanced with no exploits.

[@FluffyAbsol]

I remember "Station break failure" in Rollercoaster Tycoon. Basically the only way for fatal accidents to happen. ...at least without intent.

[@tobingreen9231]

Spiff: Visit Britain... Before Britain visits YOU.

[@WeyPhin]

M6 simulator is the most accurate representation of my daily commute I've ever seen

[@jugqug57]

Love the vids literally keeps me alive

[@wingtsun1]

This has inspired me to look for "theme park" that i used to play on the playstation

[@jordanespinosa2508]

It's true! I liked this video and now I no longer pay taxes in the U.K.! In fact, turns out spiff used his exploit powers to make it so I've never paid taxes in the U.K. at any point in my life! What a savings! Thank you Spiff and God save the Queen!

[@WalkingTrashcan]

This is the best Lets Game it Out video I've ever seen. Thanks Josh!

[@GenericInternetter]

I haven't owned a TV or a TV license in well over a decade. One of the best decisions I ever made. Highly recommend.

[@starshot8842]

"I want to go on Mr. BONES Wild ride"

[@SoulFoxie]

I like how he just suddenly goes into a fit when the pop up for the tea price decrease appeared while he was explaining the M6 ride

[@LeonardoIV]

You are entitled to the job, whoever wants to disagree with the rules can fight me. You have my vote Spiffy

[@tylerwood8710]

This is a comment. Challenge: exploit an ooold RPG/FPS, like (and I know, these are kind of wild) Hexen or Cyclones or something. You're already my favorite YTer, so I dunno what I could offer, but... yeah, that'd be awesome.

[@KittyFoxKitsune]

the moment i was informed i wouldn't have to pay taxes, i liked this video. 10/10 I'm sure the Canadian Revenue Agency wont hunt me down, Spiff has my back.

[@kurniawanadiperdana6815]

Holy youre so funny, especially your british accent, i love it!!!! you just earned a sub

[@desmofan1864]

The hedge maze from The Shining? Nice touch. Perfection.