bullshido / martial art fakes and karate fails

funny collection of fake chi masters and martial art fails 2022. bullshido mcdojo Martial arts fraud whatever you call it this video will put a smile on your face. this time around we have weird bad knife defence, Indian women going beast mode, martial art fails and much more.
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[@Dullahan161]

"I've been stabbed several times and seen stabbing attacks" brother I think it's time to move out of Manchester

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Just' a bit o' banterr!

[@reereekennedy3211]

That is interesting....love ur graphics friggen hilarious.

[@markparkerjr.9001]

Right?! Thats no way to live!

[@jakedonnely4094]

Move to Glasgow lol

[@spartan963300]

He's telling porkies fr 🤣 Does he think it's cool to get stabbed or something?

[@trulydaden]

“i’ve personally been stabbed 7 times” he’s british so it’s impossible not to believe him

[@omnius1357]

These "demonstrations" are like evangelist church faith healings.

[@jeremiahcarraway6419]

Facts

[@ilikepushrodv8s210]

In my armchair opinion I think the psychology is very similar.

[@Cleatus546]

Exactly

[@Charles36.]

Even in trying to teach self-defense, somebody from India is trying to scam you 😂

[@nichhodge8503]

I love that comment ❤😂😂😂

[@annaeembinannahari2516]

"be water bottle my friend." Bruce Lee

[@thomascrownrg]

🤣🤣🤣

[@booth11201]

He thought to adapt to the situations. If it means running away, then run. But the simplest way to avoid the danger, NO BE THERE!

[@michaelb1478]

Great comment 😂

[@oneghost1257]

I forget who said it first but something that came to mind with all those fantastic knife defense techniques was "disarming someone with a knife without getting cut is like trying to get a sharpie from a toddler without getting marker on you."

[@lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014]

One thing I've always wondered about these kinds of situations is this: if you get a superficial cut on your hands, for example, wouldn't that make you fight harder? I've gotten cuts from using tools and machines and my first reaction has always been to punch these inanimate objects. I just get pissed off immediately. I don't always go through with it, but it is my first will: to retaliate against the thing that caused me pain and injury. He said something like "once you see your own blood, you start to panic" but can that be a good thing? I'd think whatever makes you pump more adrenaline will be beneficial in a fight, specially if you're going to get cut regardless. I guess it depends on the fight or flight reflexes of each individual. Opinions?

[@oneghost1257]

​@@lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014 it could I suppose, but I think that's probably going to depend on if you've been stabbed before or not, and how you respond to that. I know I've heard from the accounts of WW1 veterans for example that technique goes out the window first in fights for your life, and it's usually the ones willing to do the most harm who win in hand to hand, but that kind of thing is really only a behavior you'd pick up after experience. So I'd imagine a lot of people in their first encounter with a knife will get more evasive and panicky if they get cut.

[@lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014]

@@oneghost1257 Well, that is very valid, but I don't want to get stabbed TWICE to find out!

[@michaelmorrow607]

@@lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014 Depends heavily on the individual /and/ level of training. For someone who's spent a long period of time doing realistic and proven training, that adrenaline may be extremely beneficial to them, they may react faster and able to perform the necessary techniques to survive with a higher level of speed and aggression. Unfortunately, for the average person, that same adrenaline response can result in them freezing in place unable to fight. Or losing all sense and making mistakes that put their life in even more danger. So it really depends. If you take someone who has boxed every day for six months, sparred, trained, practiced technique, that adrenaline is going to make them /very/ dangerous in a boxing match. The same adrenaline will make an untrained person much less dangerous, and more at risk, because the muscle memory and neuron pathways for combat are not reinforced like with the trained fighter.

[@KendlickLama]

„I have been stabbed 7 times“ The most British thing I’ve ever heard

[@nichhodge8503]

See I’m from Plymouth England and I’ve been stabbed 3 times with a sword (and that’s the truth I’m not making a joke comment)

[@KendlickLama]

@@nichhodge8503 see, im not incorrect

[@nichhodge8503]

@@KendlickLama😂😂 true but I consider myself English not British as I was born in Plymouth which is in England not Scotland, Wales or Northern Irish. Americans always call English people British and say we speak with a British accent and since Britain is 4 countries with different accents there’s no such thing as a British accent. Yes you can call English people British and be right but Americans call Scottish people Scottish and not British despite them being just as much British as English people. Quite a lot of English people call themselves English (Indians and Pakistanis call themselves British mainly) and there seems to be a rivalry between England and the Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish that why we prefer being called English, Scottish etc rather than British. It like throwing the Americans and Canadians in together and say “well you’re all North American with Alaska being up north with north western Canada so what does it matter”

[@quadrogong1111]

Whenever Sensei has a fatass beer belly gut, it’s generally a red flag😂

[@gad_leybharts]

yes, as well as explaining while executing techniques on wiling students

[@redrooster303]

Or Steven Seagal

[@gleem1751]

@9:24 "Anyway here's some Indians" F*cking funnier than the video. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seraphinaaizen6278]

I honestly think Ashida Kim was a comedian, who just remained totally in character throughout his career. It is simply not possible for his videos to be that funny by accident.

[@charliegone1652]

My father has been in a few knife fights as well. First thing he did, in most of them. Run. That's all you can do to not get stabbed. Only a couple of times did he actually have no choice to stay and fight. He said use your shirt or something thick like a jacket or something and wrap it around your arm to protect yourself...and then run. Even then he got cut.

[@loneronin6813]

Your father is a very smart, street-savvy man. My respect goes to him.

[@alexandrevaliquette3883]

Da fuck your father's hood was terrible! Or he was a troublemaker?

[@worsel555]

I used to teach some knife techniques when I did martial arts years ago, and the first thing I always said was "DON'T GET INTO A KNIFE FIGHT." The second thing was that if they were in that fight then they were going to get cut and more than once, but if you can take them down or escape do that ASAP.

[@loneronin6813]

@@worsel555 That's the best thing you can teach someone about being in a knife fight. Well, that and making it clear that a knife fight is technically more of a knife attack and it's not some kind of duel, even if you do manage to draw a knife of your own, but that's obviously something you already know given your own experience teaching. I only bring it up because a lot of people have a pre-conceived notion or image in their heads of what a knife fight is, and I think part of that is because people call it a knife fight when really knife attack is a bit more accurate considering it's not something two people just agree to and then both draw their blades. It starts with someone slashing and thrusting at you and if you're aware enough you're able to fend them off and hopefully deal with the scenario without getting killed. In my albeit limited experience with knife attacks, it's rare when you even can draw your own knife if you have one, and certainly not right away. Sorry for prattling on, I just get super into a topic sometimes and then all of a sudden, I wrote a dissertation. My overall point is I agree with you on your teaching methods.

[@alexandrevaliquette3883]

I'll give you a B+ for your dissert. Thanks. @@loneronin6813

[@ENNEN420]

Man. A person from the UK? Ending up in a KNIFE FIGHT? Oh man what a freak occurrence.

[@nichhodge8503]

I’m from Plymouth England and I’ve been stabbed 3 times with a sword, not 3 separate times all on one occasion just 3 times in one sitting

[@toatsants]

Holy 💩, the water bottle knocked him out. Now thats true power 😕😜

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Water gives life and takes it away 🤪

[@fifedogg511]

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 bro what did Kay's Cooking do you to you to end up as one of the faces of the frauds you show in between clips????

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

@@fifedogg511 😅 I just like her👍

[@fifedogg511]

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 gotcha was just wondering, your videos are hilarious!!

[@hblackburn5580]

Must have been that super extreme brand of holy water.

[@joaoguilhermebastos519]

Even Ashida Kim always remembers to RESTOMP THE GROIN

[@theholymackerel072]

Monkey steals the peach.

[@LJAndrews1986]

Don't you bring the legend that is Master Ken into this. There isn't a man alive who can handle a level 5 Hurticane from him 🤣🤣🤣

[@mallninja9805]

The loser of a knife fight dies on scene, the winner dies in the ambulance.

[@T3t4nu5]

There's a special place in Hell for people who teach crappy self defense to women.

[@Reverend_Mojo]

1:28 (Walks up, kicks bottle over) "I think we know who's in charge now"

[@mike7683]

Imagine u actually think that force field stuff works and try using it in a fight and get beat to death

[@fifedogg511]

Have you ever seen any of the videos of a real fight when they try to use the force field and they just get punched right in the mouth and it's over truly hilarious

[@mike7683]

@@fifedogg511 hahahaha no but sounds amazing

[@HanniSeidenba0525]

-What do we learn? -Pocket sand.

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

And by sand you mean a pistol.

[@RJLbwb]

"Self defense for a woman being kidnapped by three men" seems oddly specific.

[@LiveFreeOrDie2A]

😂🤣🥲

[@wilfredocaban3542]

OMG where do I sign up 😭😂😭 These guys make the Detroit Self defense guy seem legit .I'm glad I found your videos.

[@larrydotson2625]

Ashida Kim is a national treasure, just not for the reason he wanted

[@deadsi]

Love how the one dude almost touches the bottle and the instructor ushers him off like "u touch it and ur not coming back to my class"

[@packwarden]

Mcdojo instructors are kinda like physics students: They always assume that there is no resistance

[@BostinBlackCountryVeggie]

That 1st one is the most bizarre variation of "spin the bottle" I've ever seen

[@ferretwithagun9886]

Did that water bottle just kick everyone’s ass?

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

It's my enemy stand!

[@marcoscarrasco92]

Honestly, outright murdering the other guy isn't the worst advice in the world.

[@JAKOB1977]

That one is fully legit and not bad executed 7:25 and you can see how the other dude is flying, while not acting along with fake momentum like many of the others, though you wont get that much wiggleroom, but the aspect of getting your leg behind his, and then use your hip for a throw.. are fundamental.

[@patrickfiorito]

You only say this because you haven't experienced my Super Saiyan form. You'd be quaking in your boots.

[@rudolpholaspari6039]

How to fight multiple people! This is the ultimate technique! RUN¡

[@btnhl]

I was taught by my father to never bring a knife to a chi fight.

[@HughGRection92]

This had me laughing the entire time. Loved it. Thank you so much.

[@nichhodge8503]

5:42 I wasn’t expecting the golf on a frozen lake video but so glad you showed it 😂😂😂

[@spot1401]

"zu dumm, einen Eimer Wasser umzukippen" - 'too dumb to flip a bucket of water' was the most devastating insult my mom used to throw at us kids when we were really young

[@Hentai_Protag]

These guys look like they watched DBZ as a kid and couldn't out grow the "Super Saiyan" phase

[@loneronin6813]

That water bottle was expertly trained by George Dillman.

[@fakebobbyhill296]

These are adults… they pay to be there. They believe this stuff. With matured brains.

[@toatsants]

Bulshido level 💯 These masters are scary as 💩 Nice video, mate 👌 Always 😀 😁 😂

[@MBValentine]

3:20 honestly looks fairly legit until the rolling over bit if someones strangling you and you cant push them off going for the eyes or ears is a good strategy

[@ajwain9033]

I think most of the Indian Shit seems legit

[@LiveFreeOrDie2A]

Tbh the first Indian woman self-defense video wasn’t that bad at all. It actually showed her using solid ground techniques for someone pinned in a full mount shifting the man’s center of gravity and own body weight to create the window to roll on her side as she kicks out from under him

[@Timk630]

I've seen must of these bullshido clips before but what i haven't seen is that golf on a frozen lake clip. 😄 had me in stitches 😝

[@Schizniit]

Are they drunk? Why do they keep falling over? 😂

[@TheTobiasandersen95]

Half of these could legitimately be passed off as dance routines.... Pretty sure one of those indians did a fortnite dance on a tree

[@bolverkvolsung6142]

One of my favourite channels on KZbin 😂

[@JCOwens-zq6fd]

Agreed...i've been stabbed on 2 separate occasions & shot once. Ive trained to fight etc most of my life & im 6ft 1in 195lbs so I'm not tiny/weak. My point being I still got hurt every time.

[@FnZombie2023]

How to be a Ninja in 2 easy steps 1. carry Baby Power EVERYWHERE. 2. Throw Baby Powder at EVERYONE. Congrats you are now a NINJA lmao

[@NewStarConstellation]

I just love your voice and your moderation with this dry humour. Please keep on going. BTW, Happy New Year :)

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Happy new year 😁

[@deathkeys1]

but the powder throwing is badass

[@OblivionIsatHand]

The only best scene and question in this whole vid, comes from the chanel owners "What the f'ck is going on?" making my day lat more better. Thank you to the owner, real cool dude. This chanel, is awesome!!!! 👍 👍

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

😁 thanks you're a pretty cool dude yourself 👍

[@OblivionIsatHand]

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 You are the next step of South Park. Respect!!!

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

@@OblivionIsatHand haha I wish 🤑

[@DangerfieldChris]

Hello mate, great channel. Just found it. Would love to have you on a live stream to discuss growing up in the UK around the martial art explosion of late 70s early 80s

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Hi mate, I'm not that old 😅 I must have a very wise voice! Growing up in the 90s is more like it. IV been meaning to get into the live streaming stuff but honestly have no idea how to do it and have no cameras. Would be fun tho, I'll look into it all 👍

[@veebee9942]

6:33 the way he clapped that boys head with both hands!!!😂😂😂😂

[@velazquezarmouries]

Was that an imaam doing no touch knockouts with the power of Allah at the beginning?

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Yeah I think so 😵‍💫

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

You could say he had the power of Allah and anime on his side.

[@BassForever44]

Yeah and actually the place seems to be a masjid. I recognized it because there's one looking exactly the same a few meters from my flat in London lol

[@donniegreenway8401]

Love the videos please show more 👍

[@1888swordsman]

That's what they never say about knife defense. You are going to get cut if you get attacked. Expect it. Or drop your money and RUN!!!!!

[@yourik.1260]

Ah yes attack the driver when he is driving thats gonna guarantee ur safety for sure xD

[@osmanozcelik4591]

That Clown as from 8:48 look like SalvadorDali😂

[@gad_leybharts]

yes!

[@Muazen]

I swear, if your awesome martial arts move is catching your opponents hand between your legs you're setting yourself up for a monkey-steals-a-peach...

[@Soupygato]

so love your channel bro!!!!! keep'a kicken and don't get stabbed!!!

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

I'll try not to 😅

[@murielvaillancourt3855]

This poor women who thinks that she is unstoppable could be very disappointed in front of a true street fighter!

[@arveeare7352]

the best funny videos compilation ever🤣🤣🤣

[@AnomalyINC]

That Indian defence for women thing did get one thing right; Gouge his eyes!

[@bongdonkey]

Don't "FU*K" with Ashida Kim!!! Thats what I learned from this brilliant video. Gracias

[@CC-ff7ft]

"Wise Words From George Dillman" Nniiigggg. 🤣🤣😂👍

[@YourOldUncleNoongah]

The 1st vid of all those homeless Genies trying to punch that Ghost sitting next to that water bottle was hilarious!

[@robgranitosfannypack2685]

what- what's this??? My Uncle Noongah- but you CAN'T BE!!! He DIED!!!!!! What is this???!!!!

[@YourOldUncleNoongah]

@@robgranitosfannypack2685 It IS me, ma boy! To prove its me, do you remember I always carried those unwrapped, half-sucked hair and pocket lint encrusted breath mints with me and youd always run up to me at the annual family BBQ and Fist Fight and ask for one!

[@meitsme372]

I did Karate, I practiced bullshido and this is what I learned: To be a good martial artist you must sell chocolates;, To be a good martial artist you must sell crappy calendars It's expensive to earn belts You will be failed depending on how many times you have paid to earn the belt (the more times you pay, the better the chance. First time is always a fail) When a black belt, you must say yes. The more yesses you say the better the chances of being allowed to pay for the privilege to get a chance to a higher level of "skill" (see the previous line)

[@theholymackerel072]

That’s why you should take BJJ. No extra fees, rank is based by skill and experience, nothing else.

[@bw5020]

Karate doesn't mean bullshido. But your experience sounds like it

[@MrNemoYo]

Moving bottles of water looks like piles of fun.

[@kaizen5023]

That woman who is snapping guys' necks right and left, I would not want to meet her in a dark alley!

[@ClickClack_Bam]

Dude using his legs to kick the whole time was standing flat footed. You NEVER want to do that in a fight.

[@snakeman9902]

Good advice, as a general rule, it is advisable to go on your toes, quicker, less chance of injury, however, you can still kick flat footed and still be affective, you tend to be more grounded, I myself can no longer go up on my toes. My toes and the ball of my foot can't take it anymore. If I do go up on my toes, it's hardly noticeable as it maybe an inch, also kick type pending. Back in the 80s, a lot of the bouncers would kick when fighting and they never went on the toes as most do today. For example, a quick front kick to the stomach. (Not martial art style.) Also, a lot of bigger hefty people struggle or don't have the flexibility or toe strength to go up on your toes. If you can though, I would advise to go up on your toes, as you advised. This is not to cause a debate BTW, just to offer a difference of opinion based on my situation now and experience from the past.

[@trendolon]

13:20 the ninja trick works as long as you throw sodium hydroxide at the enemy

[@BassForever44]

Good one 😂😂

[@corazondelince]

The clip of the ninja in the field and the last clip (which is of a self-appointed ninja who calls himself Ashida Kim) were my favorites. Always bet on ninjas.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

IV got a video just on ashida Kim, he is an interesting character 😅

[@corazondelince]

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 I'll check it out. Thank you.😆

[@lawrencecrayton9844]

Read all the Kim books when I was a kid and had a ninja suit I would roam around at night if it wasn't a school night

[@WelfareChrist]

Dude, you've been stabbed seven times?! Subscribed.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Not sure that's the best reason to subscribe but I'll take it 😅 welcome

[@fairybeliever4479]

Wow, that water bottle was filled with bullshido 😅

[@DokDo1995]

You are 100% right with the backup knife...I always carry a bigger "EDC sized" knife in my main pocket and a smaller one in my fifth pocket...Small but good enough for upclose and personal stuff...

[@adamdadschannel8697]

Yep, that so works in the real world. SMDH! 🤦‍♂️

[@tombouie]

Enlightening & hilarious

[@PS4sos21]

At 03:11 I bet the man will just wait for the women to do her thing to break free...

[@gad_leybharts]

these people engage in deadly passtimes while not wanting to know nor respect the Spirit of Martial Arts. Thanks for showing us the perils ignored by those who live in lalaland

[@achikavengergarohills3048]

😂 good one

[@nichhodge8503]

6:15 when you said “here’s how to fight off multiple opponents” and the guy started running before deflecting the ‘attackers’ I thought “yes running away from a group of attackers is the best way to fight off a group

[@JavelinAngel1295]

Some people trying to use telekinesis like they wanna be Ermac from Mortal Kombat. lol

[@Commander-McBragg]

Legit stuff as long as your opponent just sits there doing nothing.

[@mickeyjmoons]

The Forbidden Technique looked like a toddler tantrum.

[@heels-villeshoerepairs8613]

How bloody embarrassing to be seen in the same room as ANY of these nuffs.

[@PatrickJDoyle-bw3fu]

Guy in purple shirt making the other guy do ballet was awesome

[@IamMrWWW3]

So... We are just gonna casually drop "I've been stabbed 7 times..." and roll on? Ok.... ok

[@quintork4100]

at 9 31 there is high level application of the useless yet twinkly and super camp spin,and i love the way that white ninja cockily minces off after doing his shinobi kick locks that would be impossible in a real fight like he just beat grandmaster seagull in a tickle war!

[@BrianLafferty-vj6gd]

I literally laughed out loud for a stupid amount of time over that fucking thumbnail

[@cman011]

god damn not even 10 men can knock over that water bottle. thats some strong ass water.

[@yourik.1260]

6:38 other people just being npc's doesnt sound so far fetched after watching this xD

[@BigB70]

The ninja in the open field clip looks like a videogame with terrible AI 😂

[@horrorhabit8421]

Whatever you do, don't tell them that you learned martial arts from Jesus Christ. They hate that.

[@booth11201]

Or from his best friend, Biff.

[@Hgoenge81]

I always wonder, what goes through the minds of both the "master" and "the apprentice" during those "no contact bullshit chi force field " fights. I mean, the attacker knows it doesn't work. The victim knows as well. But they've somehow silently agreed to keep this charade going. 1: the master flails about a bit. Never within striking distance of his victim. 2: the victim violently flings himself across the room 3: stand for applause. I just wonder, what they're thinking 😂😂

[@MrUmbra-ts6se]

If you pay attention. You will notice that the same people are falling and rolling around. After few times one of people in the audience will trip, then the instructor will lead attention towards one of people making it seem like they cause someone else to fall. It's based on switching attention between people and an object. Eventually everybody learns how to roll when someone "executes the technique right".

[@applejuice7847]

They are dreaming of being on the other side in some years

[@lawrencecrayton9844]

Lol good stuff

[@fenrir2616]

Lol it really sounds like the guy says "oh my god" at 4:14.. 😂

[@revanati222]

In defense of the indian woman fighting off the attacker, those martial arts moves would legitimately save her from an attacker. If she was a 200lb man, and her attacker was a 70lb woman... 😅

[@31secondsorthereabouts86]

You got to come from London 😂😂

[@viktormogilin307]

Batman 60's series, Baam! Sock! Kapoow! Wow! 😂

[@alzeriel]

oh man please say bottle of water again...i love you brits!

[@blackwatch4709]

2:41 how to change this rape into a murder

[@chrisstanley81]

It should be called: Bullshitto..!!😂😂😂