Welcome back to 'Calculating the average age of Simon's references' Not much this time I'm afraid 21:09 Britney Spears - Stronger - 2000 22:52 Alien Resurrection - 1997 30:23 Jonny Briggs - 1985 37:00 Shaggy - It wasn't me - 2000 (38:29 Tycho Brahe's death 1546 - not gonna count this, it's hardly indicative of Simon's age) The average age of Simon's references today was 27
@SmokeyEdits2 жыл бұрын
He did take history GCSE. Thank you for your service, my friend.
@TMarlands2 жыл бұрын
What is it with Tycho's death included? This is something we need for science
@SchutzmarkeGMBH2 жыл бұрын
@@TMarlands That would bring the average up to 116 years
@asiri3D2 жыл бұрын
@@TMarlands haha well it is a myth but hey :P
@trise20332 жыл бұрын
(Tycho Brahe is also the character, avatar, and name de plume of Jerry Holkins of Penny Arcade, 1996-present. Simon does know this.)
@rrhhhheeeaaaa2 жыл бұрын
The best part of this pp is seeing OUR GOOD BOY DAFYDD ALIVE AND WELL
@MrDipz1582 жыл бұрын
This was a pre-recording :( But it was confirmed on twitter it was a fake haha
@Mindflood182 жыл бұрын
Do you think they'll keep sawed off head Daf when they record a Peculiar Portions after Lewis' Trolley Problem? I hope so
@nilsolaf73182 жыл бұрын
DAFYDD 🏴🏴🏴
@Jash01922 жыл бұрын
Dafydd not davith mun!
@rrhhhheeeaaaa2 жыл бұрын
@@Jash0192 I thank ya mun.
@Cyrathil2 жыл бұрын
It's good to see Daf the Dog still alive. It's nice that he recovered from having his head cut off.
@joemcareavey63842 жыл бұрын
Any chance we come get a PP where the real Daf wears a dog suit and sits on Simon's lap?
@alfredhadesworth92532 жыл бұрын
And no one acknowledges it's not the toy daf
@Nillerus2 жыл бұрын
This is already a common occurrence. They just don't film it.
@null_focus55122 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a kink
@larryhoover25412 жыл бұрын
@@null_focus5512 Not a sex thing.
@praharin2 жыл бұрын
@@null_focus5512 and now we all know who’s kink it is. Right Joe McAreavey?
@lordgrapejuice27082 жыл бұрын
"The year was 1964. Ration books were still going. I hadn't ever seen a banana" In dunno why, but I laughed so hard at this part.
@bounderby992 жыл бұрын
There was a serious missed opportunity to call the business “Buttlers”
@DoABarrelRol1l2 жыл бұрын
I think it would be too sly. Clients would want a refund when their butlers show up pantsless
@capulcinka Жыл бұрын
or Bummlers :D
@mackpackable2 жыл бұрын
I lost my bum in a tragic debumming accident and I am outraged.
@FriendlyKat2 жыл бұрын
Simons Welsh impression will never get old. LOL! "We don't have enough bums." - Lewis Brindley 2022 "Because of the pandemic, there is a national shortage of guys." - News article 2022
@jerrywalton4082 жыл бұрын
Butlers with Bums, need to be hired for the Jingle Jam.
@ryankunst6682 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they did it without telling Lewis, so mid stream a bunch of scantily clad buff men come barging into the recording with trays of drinks and food and Lewis is just bewildered.
@Balsiefen2 жыл бұрын
Well it's one way of getting Joe Hickson back into the Yogscast.
@EvileDik2 жыл бұрын
Simon:- "it's 2022 you should not have naked men at corporate events" ....Lewis's face as he recalls _that_ Jingle jam.
@Dewi-H2 жыл бұрын
23:55 "there is a national shortage of guys" sounds like the plot of World's End Harem.
@radrush_mx9572 жыл бұрын
simon is right, you should let frozen peas defrost before feeding them to ducks.
@Thromash2 жыл бұрын
Could hear that muffled laugh in the back while Simon was screaming. Applaud the effort lol
@SFM_22 жыл бұрын
When you burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.
@knitterknerd2 жыл бұрын
I laughed much harder at this than is reasonable.
@thefinal99232 жыл бұрын
Now this is news that makes a good PP this Friday
@Jason0binladen2 жыл бұрын
And a good pp podcast
@X6Darkstar6X2 жыл бұрын
Loved it. Watch everything on this channel, but this is by far my favorite. Gets better every video, podcast version is not enough for me.
@bellumadest2 жыл бұрын
Nice to see you two are still friends and still making content 👍
@AlexxAndHisGuitar2 жыл бұрын
Why didn't they call it Buttlers
@TheMetallicBurrito2 жыл бұрын
Less than 2 minutes in and I'm already hooked.
@feastuponthecat2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if there were a device like a butt plug that is also a flute like instrument that makes a tune every time you pass gas. You got a merch store. Grab your Yogscast Butt Flutes today!
@RubelliteFae2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've seen such a device before, but maybe it was a gag in a movie?
@BesaOMC2 жыл бұрын
The good ol’ butt whistle
@SuperEpicNiceGuy2 жыл бұрын
I feel this episode should come with a warning that says 'this episode was filmed before the horrific death of Davith the dog'
@bushybeardedbear2 жыл бұрын
They aren't _really_ Butlers though are they? They're just hired eye candy who do a bit of a clean and tidy. A real butler _lives_ with his charge. They're a live in servant. I can't imagine one of these muscly care takers truly _butling_ for the Billionaires of this world...
@bushybeardedbear2 жыл бұрын
Wait, holding in a fart for two years...? Solid Steel Sphincter aside, just fart. Make a game of it. Score your farts around your friends and family.
@EdinMike2 жыл бұрын
“What were like at 22?”… I genuinely don’t remember what I did 15 years ago,.. I might go cry…😞
@knitterknerd2 жыл бұрын
Probably the same as me. Trying to enjoy the journey into adulthood, making plans for the future, blissfully unaware of the economic crash that's about to ruin those dreams.
@CasparAbelmann2 жыл бұрын
Dav lives?!
@Jason0binladen2 жыл бұрын
The one that died was a stunt double I assume they are really cheap on Amazon
@AndresIndoril2 жыл бұрын
I am so glad that Simon has his finger in the cake of the modern man.
@beng13ful2 жыл бұрын
pls never stop posting these thx xo :)
@WeirdWackyWonderfool2 жыл бұрын
Everyone watching: googles Daniel Ford tattoo 👀
@Tachii312 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about the accident where Lewis lost his ass...the assident, as it were.
@allby92 жыл бұрын
The true reason why Lewis pushes is because of the bum envy
@niros96672 жыл бұрын
Love this frickin show so much Dads
@zbcrazy2 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to call them Buttlers
@godriclondon95352 жыл бұрын
The last time Simon gave Lewis the good news and bad news... Shadow of Israphel. Simon: "Good news, I've found our way out... Bad news, we are going to drown." Lewis: "..Right"
@OriginalScuffler2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, strong jeremy, those buns. Why would we ever give the bad nes. Take me Jeremy!
@PolygonAlley2 жыл бұрын
I hope Simon enjoyed the UK Ghost tour. What are his views on Twin Temple?
@A_Nameless_Ghoul_2 жыл бұрын
Need More Comments about the Ghost shirt 🤣🤟🏻
@radrush_mx9572 жыл бұрын
if i can’t hide my fart and someone notices, i always laugh, farts are funny.
@Skyscraper1252 жыл бұрын
Lewis is really channeling the Samurai vibes with that hair. He should just hold a katana, wear more samurai style clothes, and stay clean shaven to complete the transformation.
@heyheyitsjae24752 жыл бұрын
I know these are ore recorded like hell, but it's nice to see Daf alive and well
@Justsomebiggerman22 жыл бұрын
Actually in the Car listening this time! XD Simon you wizard
@1974rednaxela2 жыл бұрын
You guys are hilarious, the (not)farting barista 😂
@SolazLive2 жыл бұрын
The fart one isnt even possible, how would she go to the bathroom while also holding in a fart??? you dont have a seperate organ for holding fart gas
@grandmatrain13522 жыл бұрын
How did Lewis whistle like that?
@CJMoody2 жыл бұрын
So wait, did she go that entire two years without farting? Not even in the bathroom?
@Helldhaz2 жыл бұрын
Ten o'clock up the bum face. Fantastic.
@dylantantsidis28592 жыл бұрын
Shadow of israphel chapter 2? 😂
@mapsir67912 жыл бұрын
omg DAV is ALIVE
@JessmanChicken862 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the Daniel Forde follow up.
@mysterioushiggs2 жыл бұрын
You guys should do something with Butlers With Bums. Who from the Yogscast wants to get trained as a Bum Butler? xD
@Stringy0072 жыл бұрын
Not Mike Hunt, Mike Hass.
@blueeyeswhitemexican19992 жыл бұрын
just looked up the video for the picture lol
@sirduckers17152 жыл бұрын
We were bamboozled dav lives
@mrtoejam32 жыл бұрын
I am Dave!Yognau(gh)t, and I have the frozen peas
@1tsUrDad2 жыл бұрын
Butlers with Bums serving the streamers at the next Jingle Jam perhaps? Just warn them about the possibility of accidental buggery ahead of time.
@geoffreylarsen10332 жыл бұрын
its ok Simon and side kick Lewis, I do have one mighty bum and I WILL WATCH IT THROUGH!
@Keanine2 жыл бұрын
34:35 Anyone get flashbacks to the yogpod?
@nathanmiller93812 жыл бұрын
petition for butlers with bums at the next jinglejam?
@scotthudson61812 жыл бұрын
When reading bum news, one should always start at the bottom.
@RALLIARTslyboy2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I’m here too
@aspinnycracker2 жыл бұрын
Thank god. Daf is alive
@vickywitton10082 жыл бұрын
Not the ones in the pictures though!
@jjaaamm2 жыл бұрын
They didn't think to just call it... Buttlers?
@g3ngar042 жыл бұрын
PPGANG
@knitterknerd2 жыл бұрын
I'm kind of a goody-two-shoes. I've been known to drink with friends on a few occasions, but I don't really go out and get drunk. I'm not against tattoos, but I'd worry about what I'd enjoy for the rest of my life. But If, through some incredibly unlikely circumstances, I got drunk and had a stranger's name tattooed on my butt, I'm fairly certain I'd find it hilarious for the rest of my life.
@YeahDaryl2 жыл бұрын
Why's there a noose around Lewis' neck?
@DarthRevan422 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. THE LAST EPISODE OF DAF
@bmxdude13372 жыл бұрын
😢
@devinreitan63192 жыл бұрын
Yeah we
@divamon56022 жыл бұрын
WOOO!
@DarkSoldier0082 жыл бұрын
I like carrots too. But if they are over cooked. Or cooked in a bad way...
@evilemuempire95502 жыл бұрын
Or reheated, for some reason second-day cooked carrots just don’t keep
@argentandroid57322 жыл бұрын
What would be your choice of joke name for a tattoo? I feel like Mike Scasole would be a good choice.
@RageQuitSon2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a plot how I met your father would try to use.
@baalrog8872 жыл бұрын
Lewis, my brother in Christ, you made the carrots, just stop making them
@keeferli86922 жыл бұрын
Daff is still alive it seems
@BodyGuardCZ2 жыл бұрын
Lewis partner is called Jeremy ?
@kommodore9792 жыл бұрын
What about s*x arse news?
@zacteur2 жыл бұрын
At least the bumless won’t be butt-hurt
@glisa38012 жыл бұрын
Okay really weird time to hear my name 😅 I am also a Kayley but I lack a bum tattoo of David Forde’s name
@shvelgud2 жыл бұрын
Wait Lewis’s partner is called Jeremy?
@bradderzzcayford69292 жыл бұрын
Hold on Lewis is gay?
@Nygge19822 жыл бұрын
Who is TIna Berrett?
@epictom34232 жыл бұрын
Epic
@Bubblesthewitch2 жыл бұрын
Canadian here, why is it funny that caddish airport is all welsh? Is it in whale land? Is it even a British place? Are they trying to say Kurdish? Is Duncan Banksy? That last one is not related but British culture can be so confusing at times.
@Muongoing.97c2 жыл бұрын
If you’re serious, Cardiff is the capital of Wales.
@TheOldBlackShuckyDog2 жыл бұрын
I hope to god you’re joking…
@ryankunst6682 жыл бұрын
So I went to find the article so I could see the uncensored photo (for research purposes), and it's worth noting that some articles have an alternate image which I dare say looks nicer. That is all.
@Katstandfield2 жыл бұрын
What on earth is Lewis wearing
@xNiiRUx2 жыл бұрын
so what if i asked for the good news first.... .... ... .. .. .
@coppliable2 жыл бұрын
wb x
@mortedurban2 жыл бұрын
ducks love frozen pees
@TheGardeinator2 жыл бұрын
strippin was a butler back in the day, that kind of butler.
@lexavalentine30592 жыл бұрын
I guess Daffyd's days are numbered
@Yog-slagunar2 жыл бұрын
Vat Grown Bums... The future is now
@tlaxietlkyon2 жыл бұрын
Simon waking up the whole house. You really should do better audio mixing.
@batt3ryac1d2 жыл бұрын
You guys ought to do another adventure pack it's been a couple of years now.
@Mogipbob2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the buttless butler ended up becoming a bum.
@AdamTruslow2 жыл бұрын
Headphone wearers R.I.P. 19:55
@Magic__72 жыл бұрын
only if you have your sound on max
@AdamTruslow2 жыл бұрын
@@Magic__7 my PC's sound card has decent power output so my DT770s are loud even on half volume
@sigmarssohn812 жыл бұрын
@shadowLurker4v2 жыл бұрын
There is no good news these days, Lewis, it's just bad news or worse news v:
@joshsuffield50452 жыл бұрын
Can someone Gif 5:15 please
@Pistolsatsean2 жыл бұрын
Or you just fart, and nobody cares because you are a human, and humans have to fart sometimes...
@Balsiefen2 жыл бұрын
31:08 but you have a standing desk Lewis...
@vickywitton10082 жыл бұрын
Much as I love these guys I would pay them to keep their clothes on! Sorry guys!
@essoess57052 жыл бұрын
The 20 minute series was more fun, this is stretching it.
@ClavicusByle2 жыл бұрын
please stick with the animal news script for goodness sake
@Poptart210002 жыл бұрын
Mfw I remember how lewis and simon stole from their fans, didn’t deliver the game they promised, then took that money and bought nice computers, gave themselves raises, and rented an entire office building with the money. 🤦♂️