Bum news - Peculiar Portions Podcast #48

[@SchutzmarkeGMBH]

Welcome back to 'Calculating the average age of Simon's references' Not much this time I'm afraid 21:09 Britney Spears - Stronger - 2000 22:52 Alien Resurrection - 1997 30:23 Jonny Briggs - 1985 37:00 Shaggy - It wasn't me - 2000 (38:29 Tycho Brahe's death 1546 - not gonna count this, it's hardly indicative of Simon's age) The average age of Simon's references today was 27

[@SmokeyEdits]

He did take history GCSE. Thank you for your service, my friend.

[@TMarlands]

What is it with Tycho's death included? This is something we need for science

[@SchutzmarkeGMBH]

@@TMarlands That would bring the average up to 116 years

[@asiri3D]

@@TMarlands haha well it is a myth but hey :P

[@trise2033]

(Tycho Brahe is also the character, avatar, and name de plume of Jerry Holkins of Penny Arcade, 1996-present. Simon does know this.)

[@rrhhhheeeaaaa]

The best part of this pp is seeing OUR GOOD BOY DAFYDD ALIVE AND WELL

[@MrDipz158]

This was a pre-recording :( But it was confirmed on twitter it was a fake haha

[@Mindflood18]

Do you think they'll keep sawed off head Daf when they record a Peculiar Portions after Lewis' Trolley Problem? I hope so

[@nilsolaf7318]

DAFYDD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@Jash0192]

Dafydd not davith mun!

[@rrhhhheeeaaaa]

@@Jash0192 I thank ya mun.

[@Cyrathil]

It's good to see Daf the Dog still alive. It's nice that he recovered from having his head cut off.

[@joemcareavey6384]

Any chance we come get a PP where the real Daf wears a dog suit and sits on Simon's lap?

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

And no one acknowledges it's not the toy daf

[@Nillerus]

This is already a common occurrence. They just don't film it.

[@null_focus5512]

This sounds like a kink

[@larryhoover2541]

@@null_focus5512 Not a sex thing.

[@praharin]

@@null_focus5512 and now we all know who’s kink it is. Right Joe McAreavey?

[@lordgrapejuice2708]

"The year was 1964. Ration books were still going. I hadn't ever seen a banana" In dunno why, but I laughed so hard at this part.

[@bounderby99]

There was a serious missed opportunity to call the business “Buttlers”

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

I think it would be too sly. Clients would want a refund when their butlers show up pantsless

[@capulcinka]

or Bummlers :D

[@mackpackable]

I lost my bum in a tragic debumming accident and I am outraged.

[@FriendlyKat]

Simons Welsh impression will never get old. LOL! "We don't have enough bums." - Lewis Brindley 2022 "Because of the pandemic, there is a national shortage of guys." - News article 2022

[@jerrywalton408]

Butlers with Bums, need to be hired for the Jingle Jam.

[@ryankunst668]

Imagine if they did it without telling Lewis, so mid stream a bunch of scantily clad buff men come barging into the recording with trays of drinks and food and Lewis is just bewildered.

[@Balsiefen]

Well it's one way of getting Joe Hickson back into the Yogscast.

[@EvileDik]

Simon:- "it's 2022 you should not have naked men at corporate events" ....Lewis's face as he recalls _that_ Jingle jam.

[@Dewi-H]

23:55 "there is a national shortage of guys" sounds like the plot of World's End Harem.

[@radrush_mx957]

simon is right, you should let frozen peas defrost before feeding them to ducks.

[@Thromash]

Could hear that muffled laugh in the back while Simon was screaming. Applaud the effort lol

[@SFM_2]

When you burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.

[@knitterknerd]

I laughed much harder at this than is reasonable.

[@thefinal9923]

Now this is news that makes a good PP this Friday

[@Jason0binladen]

And a good pp podcast

[@X6Darkstar6X]

Loved it. Watch everything on this channel, but this is by far my favorite. Gets better every video, podcast version is not enough for me.

[@bellumadest]

Nice to see you two are still friends and still making content 👍

[@AlexxAndHisGuitar]

Why didn't they call it Buttlers

[@TheMetallicBurrito]

Less than 2 minutes in and I'm already hooked.

[@feastuponthecat]

Imagine if there were a device like a butt plug that is also a flute like instrument that makes a tune every time you pass gas. You got a merch store. Grab your Yogscast Butt Flutes today!

[@RubelliteFae]

I feel like I've seen such a device before, but maybe it was a gag in a movie?

[@BesaOMC]

The good ol’ butt whistle

[@SuperEpicNiceGuy]

I feel this episode should come with a warning that says 'this episode was filmed before the horrific death of Davith the dog'

[@bushybeardedbear]

They aren't _really_ Butlers though are they? They're just hired eye candy who do a bit of a clean and tidy. A real butler _lives_ with his charge. They're a live in servant. I can't imagine one of these muscly care takers truly _butling_ for the Billionaires of this world...

[@bushybeardedbear]

Wait, holding in a fart for two years...? Solid Steel Sphincter aside, just fart. Make a game of it. Score your farts around your friends and family.

[@EdinMike]

“What were like at 22?”… I genuinely don’t remember what I did 15 years ago,.. I might go cry…😞

[@knitterknerd]

Probably the same as me. Trying to enjoy the journey into adulthood, making plans for the future, blissfully unaware of the economic crash that's about to ruin those dreams.

[@CasparAbelmann]

Dav lives?!

[@Jason0binladen]

The one that died was a stunt double I assume they are really cheap on Amazon

[@AndresIndoril]

I am so glad that Simon has his finger in the cake of the modern man.

[@beng13ful]

pls never stop posting these thx xo :)

[@WeirdWackyWonderfool]

Everyone watching: googles Daniel Ford tattoo 👀

[@Tachii31]

We don't talk about the accident where Lewis lost his ass...the assident, as it were.

[@allby9]

The true reason why Lewis pushes is because of the bum envy

[@niros9667]

Love this frickin show so much Dads

[@zbcrazy]

Missed opportunity to call them Buttlers

[@godriclondon9535]

The last time Simon gave Lewis the good news and bad news... Shadow of Israphel. Simon: "Good news, I've found our way out... Bad news, we are going to drown." Lewis: "..Right"

[@OriginalScuffler]

Oh yeah, strong jeremy, those buns. Why would we ever give the bad nes. Take me Jeremy!

[@PolygonAlley]

I hope Simon enjoyed the UK Ghost tour. What are his views on Twin Temple?

[@A_Nameless_Ghoul_]

Need More Comments about the Ghost shirt 🤣🤟🏻

[@radrush_mx957]

if i can’t hide my fart and someone notices, i always laugh, farts are funny.

[@Skyscraper125]

Lewis is really channeling the Samurai vibes with that hair. He should just hold a katana, wear more samurai style clothes, and stay clean shaven to complete the transformation.

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

I know these are ore recorded like hell, but it's nice to see Daf alive and well

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

Actually in the Car listening this time! XD Simon you wizard

[@1974rednaxela]

You guys are hilarious, the (not)farting barista 😂

[@SolazLive]

The fart one isnt even possible, how would she go to the bathroom while also holding in a fart??? you dont have a seperate organ for holding fart gas

[@grandmatrain1352]

How did Lewis whistle like that?

[@CJMoody]

So wait, did she go that entire two years without farting? Not even in the bathroom?

[@Helldhaz]

Ten o'clock up the bum face. Fantastic.

[@dylantantsidis2859]

Shadow of israphel chapter 2? 😂

[@mapsir6791]

omg DAV is ALIVE

[@JessmanChicken86]

I can't wait for the Daniel Forde follow up.

[@mysterioushiggs]

You guys should do something with Butlers With Bums. Who from the Yogscast wants to get trained as a Bum Butler? xD

[@Stringy007]

Not Mike Hunt, Mike Hass.

[@blueeyeswhitemexican1999]

just looked up the video for the picture lol

[@sirduckers1715]

We were bamboozled dav lives

[@mrtoejam3]

I am Dave!Yognau(gh)t, and I have the frozen peas

[@1tsUrDad]

Butlers with Bums serving the streamers at the next Jingle Jam perhaps? Just warn them about the possibility of accidental buggery ahead of time.

[@geoffreylarsen1033]

its ok Simon and side kick Lewis, I do have one mighty bum and I WILL WATCH IT THROUGH!

[@Keanine]

34:35 Anyone get flashbacks to the yogpod?

[@nathanmiller9381]

petition for butlers with bums at the next jinglejam?

[@scotthudson6181]

When reading bum news, one should always start at the bottom.

[@RALLIARTslyboy]

Oh yeah I’m here too

[@aspinnycracker]

Thank god. Daf is alive

[@vickywitton1008]

Not the ones in the pictures though!

[@jjaaamm]

They didn't think to just call it... Buttlers?

[@g3ngar04]

PPGANG

[@knitterknerd]

I'm kind of a goody-two-shoes. I've been known to drink with friends on a few occasions, but I don't really go out and get drunk. I'm not against tattoos, but I'd worry about what I'd enjoy for the rest of my life. But If, through some incredibly unlikely circumstances, I got drunk and had a stranger's name tattooed on my butt, I'm fairly certain I'd find it hilarious for the rest of my life.

[@YeahDaryl]

Why's there a noose around Lewis' neck?

[@DarthRevan42]

R.I.P. THE LAST EPISODE OF DAF

[@bmxdude1337]

😢

[@devinreitan6319]

Yeah we

[@divamon5602]

WOOO!

[@DarkSoldier008]

I like carrots too. But if they are over cooked. Or cooked in a bad way...

[@evilemuempire9550]

Or reheated, for some reason second-day cooked carrots just don’t keep

[@argentandroid5732]

What would be your choice of joke name for a tattoo? I feel like Mike Scasole would be a good choice.

[@RageQuitSon]

Sounds like a plot how I met your father would try to use.

[@baalrog887]

Lewis, my brother in Christ, you made the carrots, just stop making them

[@keeferli8692]

Daff is still alive it seems

[@BodyGuardCZ]

Lewis partner is called Jeremy ?

[@kommodore979]

What about s*x arse news?

[@zacteur]

At least the bumless won’t be butt-hurt

[@glisa3801]

Okay really weird time to hear my name 😅 I am also a Kayley but I lack a bum tattoo of David Forde’s name

[@shvelgud]

Wait Lewis’s partner is called Jeremy?

[@bradderzzcayford6929]

Hold on Lewis is gay?

[@Nygge1982]

Who is TIna Berrett?

[@epictom3423]

Epic

[@Bubblesthewitch]

Canadian here, why is it funny that caddish airport is all welsh? Is it in whale land? Is it even a British place? Are they trying to say Kurdish? Is Duncan Banksy? That last one is not related but British culture can be so confusing at times.

[@Muongoing.97c]

If you’re serious, Cardiff is the capital of Wales.

[@TheOldBlackShuckyDog]

I hope to god you’re joking…

[@ryankunst668]

So I went to find the article so I could see the uncensored photo (for research purposes), and it's worth noting that some articles have an alternate image which I dare say looks nicer. That is all.

[@Katstandfield]

What on earth is Lewis wearing

[@xNiiRUx]

so what if i asked for the good news first.... .... ... .. .. .

[@coppliable]

wb x

[@mortedurban]

ducks love frozen pees

[@TheGardeinator]

strippin was a butler back in the day, that kind of butler.

[@lexavalentine3059]

I guess Daffyd's days are numbered

[@Yog-slagunar]

Vat Grown Bums... The future is now

[@tlaxietlkyon]

Simon waking up the whole house. You really should do better audio mixing.

[@batt3ryac1d]

You guys ought to do another adventure pack it's been a couple of years now.

[@Mogipbob]

Imagine if the buttless butler ended up becoming a bum.

[@AdamTruslow]

Headphone wearers R.I.P. 19:55

[@Magic__7]

only if you have your sound on max

[@AdamTruslow]

@@Magic__7 my PC's sound card has decent power output so my DT770s are loud even on half volume

[@sigmarssohn81]

[@shadowLurker4v]

There is no good news these days, Lewis, it's just bad news or worse news v:

[@joshsuffield5045]

Can someone Gif 5:15 please

[@Pistolsatsean]

Or you just fart, and nobody cares because you are a human, and humans have to fart sometimes...

[@Balsiefen]

31:08 but you have a standing desk Lewis...

[@vickywitton1008]

Much as I love these guys I would pay them to keep their clothes on! Sorry guys!

[@essoess5705]

The 20 minute series was more fun, this is stretching it.

[@ClavicusByle]

please stick with the animal news script for goodness sake

[@Poptart21000]

Mfw I remember how lewis and simon stole from their fans, didn’t deliver the game they promised, then took that money and bought nice computers, gave themselves raises, and rented an entire office building with the money. 🤦‍♂️