Bungie Completely Ruined This

[@Th3Jez]

Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping with my promo code "JEZ" at manscaped.com/Th3Jez i fixed the screen tearing but now my camera is going out of sync, kill me 🙂

[@aelawler27]

Jeb, next time you play titan... and it's guardian games... you want the Enduring Conqueror set. The mark is basically a belt.

[@patrickschimke784]

I’m convinced Jez doesn’t eat UNTIL he is in a GM

[@weltz00]

Or gets rid of weapons in his inventory until his in GM 💀💀

[@crshovveride]

And Danielle doesn’t go to the bathroom until gms start 😅

[@howardbrandon11]

​@@weltz00 No, that's dungeon final bosses

[@jayker5246]

Fr fr

[@hem9483]

​@crshovveride nah that's just smaller bladder size moment

[@bon497]

Datto has to slay ads at 6 before slaying the runway at 7

[@rnj3sus-q5l]

Summary of the video Datto: 💅 Jez: 😭 Danielle: 🤣

[@ryanananimator]

Editor: 🗿

[@Samis360pro]

Jez running le monarque even though there are no overload champions is a vibe

[@chrisb.2028]

Well, datto is also running overload rounds with quicksilver storm, but I suppose strand just make anti-champion mods irrelevant so he could just run last word even without lucky pants.

[@corvin_nl3455]

You guys are single handedly keeping my head above water during this depressive episode. Jesus Christ. Thanks Meme Team. I love you with my whole hearts

[@northlyte]

hope you're good man. it will pass

[@voidrendx6601]

i hope youre doin ok bud, you've got my thoughts with ya

[@Tftapodcast]

I’ve been there very recently as well. Hang in there my dude. ❤️

[@yoshigottagun]

Keep your head up. You're worth it!

[@seanharp2844]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who binges these three during thy big sad I hope things get easier for you friend, be safe, and remember the light provides

[@the_mark_johnson]

The editing was 10/10 on this one. I laughed and rewound so many times that I thought my KZbin app got rewind rounds as part of a perk refresh.

[@processedsoy]

lmaoooo

[@Joeeeeeeeee67]

Underrated comment

[@wolfwizard2389]

You know, you don't have to stream *Destiny* to go live. We'd probably literally watch you eat food. We already do that during these vids anyway

[@Yutopiso]

Datto in makeup really enhances any content

[@amateural]

Datto in makeup >

[@kylemccormack1785]

It's actually pretty cringe.

[@somedude1887]

@@kylemccormack1785 just say you’re jealous that you’ll never look as good as he will dude it’s okay

[@kylemccormack1785]

@@somedude1887 I mean, "good" is subjective. I think it's a terrible thing that men are now wearing make-up. Looks stupid.

[@Yutopiso]

@@kylemccormack1785 I’d disagree with that, but it’s really just a matter of personal opinion as you said

[@juantwo4005]

Jez doing manscaped ads gives me major old spice advert vibes and I am 100% here for it 😆

[@IsaacSurf735]

Feel like Jez just puts himself at a disadvantage every time with his weapon choices 😂

[@guts1913]

Content

[@icarusfluffybottom899]

I thought this while watch Datto's vod, and I continue to think it now: idk wtf he's thinking with that "RUN TO THE MIDDLE" strat when you get outside with the two threshers. This team REPEATEDLY got their pudding punched by doing this, WHY would you not just hang back from a safe distance and just plink plonk it to death?! So many die, when could be many less die. Very sad.

[@Blub_blubby]

Ikr, I was so confused why they kept rushing in and have the constant risk of the turret boi, than to hold back and take it down safely. Took my team just 1-attempt cos we chose to play it very safe. Was a lot of fun tho.

[@Umbrum_Silvermoon]

Datto: ready for GM Nightfall? Jez: Lunchtime great! What are we having?

[@declangenet2122]

There’s no way Jez played enough to get a crafted succession

[@gurlzVR]

i legit dont even play d2 anymore but ill watch yalls content all day long

[@Pokefan220195]

Funny how Lake of Shadows went from "Haha Guardians go brrrr" to "Lightblade 2: Electric Bogaloo"

[@jonbrooks8513]

I look forward to Jez’s ads more than I care to admit, because he is a handsome little boy

[@bradyschulenberg6848]

Take a shot for every time jez uses any of his abilities... You will probably still be able to safely drive.

[@redtherobot0025]

Danielle’s dialogue is what I would sound like completely unfiltered and if I wasn’t living in an apartment

[@Zilexu]

Idk if you'll read this jez but use tractor cannon on the tormentors. It'll blind and weaken them, making it very easy to deal with.

[@DeangusMcFife]

Jez: "ive only every had you (Datto) on my team." Dom and Nick are in shambles.

[@ertepechis]

"If you get a drink in me I might even go on a Tangent" Missed joke opportunity there by the squad

[@astra_az20]

I’m positive that Jez could sell me my own car with how good these ad reads are!

[@seshnic8751]

Bungie ruining the game is like the sun coming up at this point.

[@Mr.Linguini]

Once again Jez you effing killed the ad break… they’re like a straight injection of unadulterated anti-cringulum and I love it way too much ❤

[@theperfectpixl]

That second attempt has probably my favorite comedic stretch in any Jez video. Jez contributing nothing, the extremely well timed disappearance by that orb, Danielle's 0/2 callout, it's so good all in a row.

[@miguellaroza600]

3:50 TRV in season of the deep

[@osteohiveporosis6882]

They should make a seasonal storyline about Datto, Danielle, and Jez trying to gild their conqueror.

[@CptArg]

Legit the "Jez is going live" banter had me rolling 😂

[@Fenyxclips]

Today on Misfit Guardians: Datto being cute while wearing makeup! Jez being carried through and Danielle suffering! Will they complete Lake of Shadows or will Grask kick them out for hours?

[@wsxz1stunt358]

14:33 one of the funniest Jez moments in years

[@PatKozmo]

Why the hell is this the time that the fake knock noise actually made me jump

[@musicbyeren]

"Unless its a world's first race" hits hard

[@fugoo8912]

… that’s me in the spot… light… losing my religion. Datto dropping another unappreciated music line 😂

[@e8zsy832]

4:02 i legitimately turned to look at the wall on my left, wondering wtf that knocking sound was

[@berylbell8452]

10:57 I've tried, sadly he's never available at times that work for my other teammate and I

[@mrKozmoz]

Lake of Shadows used to be a spicy jaunt throw the haunted dam, now it's a life or death situation of "is the thresher going to kill me"

[@danielvigario3477]

I've done this GM without coms, with 2 random dudes on LFG, and now my ego is inflated. Thank you!

[@lachlanlloyd7431]

love how scared daniel got when the exotic dreg tester was shooting back.

[@sherbthesuperb3905]

I hope Datto in make up doesn’t awaken something in me…

[@CaptainJack]

Why did the knock at 04:04 make me jump...

[@MoxieW]

Saw the title and was immediately like: yep this is a lake of shadows video 😂

[@wilwhileaway]

16:02 "Poison, poison, poison, poison, poison" Any KotOR 2 rememberers?

[@ixiabjectixi]

anyone else get absolutely jebaited by the "knock knock" or was it just me

[@howbob4118]

Jez dies to void. “ I need arc resist”

[@cdunlap0008]

The shenanigans keep me going. Datto lookin absolutely fabulous

[@akurosuki]

3:12 dear datto, malfeasance & lucky pants walk into a bar full of taken

[@funbor5177]

Dude for no reason, but the fucking "You get a drink or two in me, I might start talking about sine and cosine" just absolutely killed me 😆

[@nosrellom]

That knocking sound in the ad-read fucking jebaited me so hard. I literally turned to look at the outside wall to be like WTF. and then it clicked.

[@SILHOU3TT3]

Entrapment laser scene... Still holds up

[@LazerPog]

no more screen tear still mostly datto pov quality content

[@DXC_Gaming]

Three videos in three days … absurd

[@jeremykeyes2018]

I cannot take Datto serious with that makeup on I keep laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@thedarksoul9352]

My stress level went from this this ↗️ to this ↘️

[@RedShadowOfSaturn]

Keeping that record going of every new Jez video being the best one. Loved the meta reference game. Top tier comedy. Also...Datto in makeup with the knee up at the desk, like...adorable, Mr. TRV. From one bro to the next...looking respectfully, 🥰

[@LastNameInTown]

Awww I was so excited for Twitch Jez! I am tired of watching his latest stream highlight, the famous "6 not 7 :("... from 4 years ago.. 🥺

[@dablobablob8148]

The knocking sound affect baited me because it came out of the right headphone and I actually had a door to my right 😂

[@AndrewOnYoutube]

these Ad reads are better than this strike rework

[@ace_ofchaos9292]

Not a fan of the new versions of old strikes. Arms dealer is the worst cause the Zahn wannabe spawns normal scorpius turrets that delete you in two seconds flat. It’s almost as if the people who made the original knew spawning normal turrets would be unfair so opted to creat special flame turrets so they could avoid unfair deaths. It also doesn’t help that harvester turrets now function on the mission have a unreasonable amount of health and no damage feedback whatsoever. Have fun attempting nightfall.

[@sugah_is_sweet]

watching this while in season 21 que, thanks for keeping me busy in this long ass delay lol.

[@mirkatofficial]

Obsessed with Datto's eyemakeup omg it looks so good

[@MrMartianMan]

Breakfast and new Jez vid,nothing better

[@cherrypandah6646]

Datto’s sass is 33.827% more effective in cosplay

[@danielrawlings9927]

The 3D audio real af sounding *knock knock* freaked me the eff out cause I thought someone was knocking on my walls.

[@SH4NMU]

The mansscaped ad is just amazing. Also Manscaped is the best!

[@Ithicar]

anyone know what pulse jez is using?

[@businesscasualsauron]

I'm straight but goddamn, about Datto's feeling cute? Very understandable. Anyway, what were we doing? Oh right, D2.

[@BaDNeWsPaNdA1]

Datto got that Handsome Squidward vibes ❤

[@OriionCygnus]

It is not fair that Datto is talented AND successful AND effortlessly funny AND a cute boy AND a beautiful lady. Save some skill points for the rest of us bro.

[@captainminor246]

The way I panicked and looked at my door during the ad when the knock happened.

[@ehoffart529]

Oh it's just them ruining Lake of Shadows. Here I thought we were getting a 25 minute J3z video on how Bungie ruined hairy handsome men and it was gonna just be a manscaped ad.

[@adrianalcala8857]

I though the "knock knock" from the sponsor was my actual door XD

[@darksteelmenace595]

Not gonna lie: I liked the old and boring lake of shadows waaay more. Ran that thing on heroic with 2 blueberries and we couldn't even finish it (for context we ran out of heavy and that was it then).

[@TofuRabbit]

As a lesbian i gotta say, Datto's got it going on

[@ACuriousTanuki]

As not a lesbian, Datto's definitely got it going on

[@markmurex6559]

That nose tho.

[@connerhastings7006]

He’s saying “we died 10 times” is a weird way of saying “I died 9 times”

[@joshw0078]

I'm convinced that they all 3 decide to post same video content all within same day or 2

[@moosecat00]

What happened to senior screen tear?

[@Termitater]

Datto in the makeup really doing something for me. Great content

[@markmurex6559]

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Danielle: "It's an Unstoppable Champion!" "It's a Wizard!" "No, it's BARRIER CHAMPION!!!"

[@stopmobloks8957]

Jez is the third wheel that the couple actually really wants around

[@Syrax86]

Merch I’m waiting for: “Suckboi Goblin” , “Cring Daddy” , “Oh Shid”

[@swiftpineapplesclark2094]

Am I the only one who got startled by the positional knock at the door for manscaped ad?

[@andrews5882]

Drunk datto going on about Sin and CoSin is sorta a wierd Tangent IMO.

[@miguellaroza600]

Datto getting his Wednesday on a Tuesday

[@queabbs]

Always remember to never forget to like, subscribe, ring the bell, comment, and squeeze the dangly bits.

[@thestellarvoid7077]

High-key that knock SFX in the ad segment raised my heart BPM by several hundred points. That's how you know the ad has your attention.

[@Vladimir_Fedorov27]

Ngl I usually don't feel the need to be harsh on Bungos for stuff like balance, campaign or something,wven tho I admit there are f-ups, like quite a few, but THIS MOTHERLOVING GM! Ive never been this mad on "The Corrupted" which I considered the worst of the worst up to this point. We f-ing wiped 3 times on Heroic Nightfall! That never happened to me since a year ago when I was a complete blueberry! Nice content tho)

[@ghoulboss7848]

im not gonna lie my team did every gm 1st try so its wild to see people struggling so much with Lake. we just got lucky ig!

[@Verstaeker]

Dammit Jez that door knocking in your ad got me again.

[@kevinmenard6792]

It’s not the same without the screen tearer, tearer if all screens.

[@socially_inept_drow]

Petition for Danielle and Datto to change their last name to Trv

[@kronixgamer6529]

Wow! Datto looks fabulous. Jez, you need to step your game up buddy. 😂😂😂

[@mrsmi1ey]

whatever manscaped is paying jez, they need to double it. that or just hire him as their official spokesperson. literally the only ad reads i watch through on yt... and tbh... i'm very close to actually buying the product you bastards.

[@Th3Jez]

i've legitimately bought it as a gift so many times, if you need to groom any part of your body i definitely recommend! stoked you like the ad i try really hard with those 😊

[@mrsmi1ey]

@@Th3Jez well damn the legend replied now i have to buy the prod- HEY WAIT A MINUTE :P

[@rileywhitburn5648]

I sadly could not complete the mars gm.

[@BrotherShaw]

Ok. Datto is pretty. I'll say it. Also subbed. This trio is growing on me lol.

[@Requiem558]

I love how everyone video just ends that's it. Abrupt end

[@terezii]

WE NEED AN ALL GLAM RUN PLEASE

[@The_Final_Nuke]

That knocking sound effect actually scared me at first 😅😂

[@Matthew-zx8cs]

As an isosceles triangle I’m sure dattos jawline was very offended

[@WDGabe]

Ironic that Datto was talking about mathematics whilst being in MATH.