Burnistoun - Pub Patter

[@DEAN0795]

“What a load of shite” says my mum as I’m laughing my head off at MC BumSlap and Big Billy BumScud

[@CaptainMcBawbag]

Did her maw call you dolly 😂😂😂 Skellpy bum mountain 😂😂😂

[@manonymous4737]

This is one of the greatest skits of all time

[@generationofswine-ge5rw]

"The guy's not going to like it when the botty thrash master crimsons his cheeks, is he?"

[@yagzcanguler1297]

I love Scotland and all Scots ❤ Greetings from Turkey.

[@missyb9438]

You wouldn’t if you lived there😉

[@yagzcanguler1297]

@@missyb9438 oh really? But why?

[@EdgyToastie]

@@yagzcanguler1297 youd be suprised

[@ProjectCreativityGuy96]

@@missyb9438 Nonsense.

[@ProjectCreativityGuy96]

@@yagzcanguler1297 Don't listen to these fools. We Scotts are a little rough round the edges, yes, but still reasonable and kindhearted people. Trust me, we're not all racist or bigots, nothing like that! Trust me, a lot or a few of people in their countries can give completely false and bad impressions of what they think their country stands for, but never mind those people. Some people don't realise, that at the end of the day, we're all only just human. But anyways, greetings from this Scott right here, and come visit anytime, my Dude, because that's how i represent my country! 😉👍❤️

[@104thMaverick]

"the King of Skelpy Bum Mountain"

[@bhaskarjyabaruah1090]

🤣😭

[@jeffwood5897]

Cheers we can hear

[@thedeadlynose5127]

Big Billy bum scud

[@Aidanm80]

​@@jeffwood5897not everyone can.

[@malcolmjcullen]

@@Aidanm80 Speak up there, son.

[@spinozacelt]

The botty thrashmaster 😂😂😂

[@dash1141]

"they guys lack creativity in their verbal threats" hahahaha

[@alexchubbymclynn6060]

I just love these two!))) I understand one word of every fifty but I keep on laughing all the way long!) These guys are awesome!)

[@ninatolchinsky5193]

Because of this show I can understand the Glaswegian accent most of the time. Brilliant!

[@JamesCarter1888_]

You send them tae the mc bum slap

[@adamh905]

Big Billy bum scud, hilarious 😂

[@Skoopyghost]

I am an alcoholic in recovery, but a drunk bar fight with a Irish, or Scottish person sounds like an adventure.

[@archerymidnight3422]

Come over, polis over here don't prosecute regular scraps lmao

[@thebitsanpiecesman4423]

Hey man same, I’ve only recently been able to go pubs it’s tough like a an ex smoker sitting next to somebody smoking it’s hard but you got this man stay strong and healthy

[@scott6926]

"big billy bum scud" too funny

[@missyb9438]

*too

[@scott6926]

@@missyb9438 oh sorry al never let it happen again

[@covalentproductions]

Yeahhh Scotland

[@Willny95]

Freeedoomm!

[@eamonnwalsh6738]

Scots are great at the comedy

[@user-wn2sw5zm7m]

Natty Bumppo still game is the king a the shows mate.

[@Infiniti25]

And Chewin’ the Fat with Big Man 😂

[@ConnorMcCartney95]

@Natty Bumppo Gary the tank commander is utter pish yes but calling Still Game utter pish as well is crazy.

[@ConnorMcCartney95]

@Natty Bumppo Limmy was quite hit and miss

[@thedeadlynose5127]

N then ya got the og's wie rab c n only an excuse 👌

[@godsaeko7511]

Yassss lads Scotland all the way anyone in 2019

[@artealain]

2020

[@5alpha23]

The KZbin algorithm seems to be very very confident about my Scottish understanding as a German. I'd like to have that optimism as well - cause I didn't understand a thing.

[@birdseye_2020]

As a non German… ich auch 😂😂😂😂

[@nigelthornberry7695]

Am no even joking but I actually use this patter

[@jasonscott7077]

Hows it working out for ya? Need more ice? hahaha

[@nigelthornberry7695]

Jason Scott aye fur ma baws 🍒

[@Fester_]

Try looking hard as nails and then speaking with a middle class accent ," Oooh hello there, i'm Jeremy Burgeonston - how do you dooo"

[@brasaepenta2002]

Im in the amazon if ayahuasca, & I can literally understand everything they’re sayin

[@rajsamuel5586]

I fecking love these guys!

[@christophercooper6731]

Al gee yiz a prawper spaunken, pal!!!

[@YOYO-mx6ie]

A met ian once in bennets, he wus raving in tight silk shorts and belly pink top. he wus right aff his heed

[@dongorman3965]

YO YO were you in getting your da

[@TheAdaoo7]

Dont doubt it

[@JD-re3cj]

And a wee denim jaisket aye

[@PaulyWaulyy]

Where’s the clip where Scott shaved his baws, that’s a belter.

[@reversefulfillment9189]

I read the transcript, its even funnier.

[@fatlarry1184]

CC did not help....translation please 🙏🙏

[@pepperachu]

I always thought he said big belly bum scud

[@harryjennings5602]

This may even be better watching with closed captioning English on and watching KZbin try to figure out Scottish.

[@mozbarrettbowieman2378]

botty thrash master never gets old😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@themessenger5868]

Scots are a fricken laugh...even funnier when you try English subtitles. "Computer says nae"