But how are They going to Win with No Permanents? | Brewer's Kitchen

[@Zanzibawrr]

I love, LOVE that the extra turns player was like “i can’t believe you’ve done this”

[@LadyMorrigan]

truly a "let them fight" moment

[@LtSMASH324]

Serves them right. Their whole deck was extra turn spells and control planeswalkers.

[@drahydra]

Of all decks to ragequit, it's TURNS that does it? Come on dude you do the same thing that just happened to you.

[@pr0fess0rbadass]

@@drahydra The most spikey degenerate decks are the ones that rope most often, I've found.

[@JeremyVTS]

I was somehow moist and erect at the same time

[@BrewersKitchen]

Hello there! In this video we’re revisiting the deck that got me into producing Magic content two and a half years ago. Turns out, it got quite a few powerful upgrades since then. As always, thanks for watching and most of all: Thanks for tapping that Like Button! 👍⤵

[@BrewersKitchen]

@@khaewu I wish 😅 Just make sure to tap it an uneven amount of times 🤣

[@jackl8025]

Thanks for the entertaining vids, random person on the internet!

[@blazeweber]

The legend is back. Love every content creator from Goldfish, but you are unique. I frickin love all your videos

[@MrJuanpidm]

More content pls

[@brushwagg7735]

I remember having an intense fear of Taimyo when I first got into Arena. I blew all my wildcards on a bad grixis pile and would get ground to dust by Nexus decks. I did learn how and when to win by decking in terrible grindy matchups and developed a love for Legion Warboss so I guess it’s not all bad.

[@IntotheGrey]

9:10 "I don't even get to play the game now! This is so unfair!" - Player that has 8+ Extra Turn spells in their deck

[@idioticavocado9333]

Discontinuity, extra turn, extra turn. Them: I got this game. Phil: hold my beer Them: holds priority

[@7_F1]

I think your opponent in the bonus game tried to cast thoughtseize and say hi at the same time XD

[@BrewersKitchen]

Yep, I noticed during editing. The same thing happened to me before... I scooped as well 🤣

[@gigipianuz97]

Oh god….HE IS BACK!

[@FilippoCampana]

Such a shame your contents are so short, I would watch them for hours if I could. Such a great addition to MTGGoldfish

[@BlaineTog]

Honestly, I really appreciate the brevity. I follow plenty of Magic KZbinrs with hour-plus videos and I either fast-forward through stretches of them or I just switch them on in the background. 10-15 minutes is the perfect amount of time for something edited down to just the good stuff.

[@FJ_0412]

I imagine the amount of time it takes to create a minute of this content must be many times over a normal Magic video, especially since these videos not only have graphics but also have narration added in post + I imagine many games must be played to be able to pull off some of the janky combos.

[@texhakathisia1712]

The best bonus game yet, how does that even happen lmao

[@BrewersKitchen]

I gave them the "Hello" Emote. They probably wanted to "Hello" as well, but had the Thoughtseize on the stack when they clicked their avatar to choose emotes. Happened to me before... I scooped as well 😅

[@jackeea_]

Most intelligent discard player

[@TriforcePunk]

Bro just has a Strokeseize instead

[@hedlankunsond4556]

Its interesting how much more confident Phil is when he's on script. During Commander Clash and podcasts he barely speaks

[@BrewersKitchen]

Yeah that's why I will probably never stream as well. Since english isn't my first language, my thoughs have to go through the translation process in my brain before they can come out. It got a bit better over the last year of being on clash but thinking about and scripting bits will always make for more entertaining content since I can work in more jokes and edits

[@shadowpsyke]

@@BrewersKitchen Phil, have you ever considered doing stand-up comedy? I don't know if you have any desire, but your scripted jokes are legitimately great, at least in English.

[@BrewersKitchen]

@@shadowpsyke I'm an enormous fan of standup and comedy in general. I’m not sure if I could control a crowd or withstand the insane cringe of bombing. I’m already insanely happy to have found a job in comedy/entertainment, but there may be a universe where I’m telling jokes on stage or doing sketch videos 😆

[@nottsfhj]

@@BrewersKitchen you legitimately made me laugh out loud twice in this video, so impressive to be funny in another language

[@koenvandepoll927]

I know exactly what you mean. I just returned from a trip to Germany, and my German is decent enough to understand 90% and to hold a conversation. But sometimes a topic has already moved to the next subject, before I have formulated what I want to say in German. I guess it's just a matter of more practise until we feel comfortable enough in speaking the language.

[@Kydrou]

"Now, let's destroy some permanents...Hopes and Dreams." Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well!

[@aezir1018]

Ok, I legit love that this deck's only wincon is "mine enough salt to make them alt+f4" ahahahaha. Great video and deck, Phil!! With each Kitchen vid I find myself moving you higher on my list of favourite Goldfish crew members!

[@clayhowell613]

Technically there are two turtles and a torment

[@aezir1018]

@@clayhowell613 True, but even when the game lasts long enough to play them, the opponent slaps that alt+F4 as soon as to do xD

[@seththomas8219]

Sees Temur colors with Brewer’s Kitchen: Oh yeah, it is going to be a good video.

[@RibusPQR]

I think it's Glint, not Temur.

[@EnderLord99]

@@RibusPQR It's technically 5C because Kaya's Wrath is part white, but it's basically Glint.

[@jackchaplin3794]

Just wanted to say I love your commitment to quality even when it was only your first video. Still one of the best editors I've seen. You make MTG gameplay so entertaining. I was already interested in it but you've got me hooked on magic. Keep it up, genuinely love your stuff. (I think I've rewatched every video you've made in the past 48 hours, your just that entertaining)

[@BrewersKitchen]

Oh nice! Thank you! From the beginning, my premise was always to prioritize quality over quantity. Back then I had a lot to learn about editing and pacing though 😂

[@darkhawk155]

All of the animations are SO SMOOTH!! Phil your editing was always great but the last few videos have really knocked it out of the park.

[@BrewersKitchen]

Thank you! I've been working on improving the pacing and smoothness of my editing in the last 3-4 videos. Best case I learn a lesson with every new video :)

[@AaronRotenberg]

I see opponent 2 has figured out a way to make Alrund's Epiphany even more annoying than it was in Standard. If taking all the turns wasn't enough, how about also making the opponent not take any turns.

[@christopherwoodbury7520]

Control players believe that there is a finite amount of fun to be had in an MTG game and they intend to have all of it

[@fabulousimcatbulous690]

@@christopherwoodbury7520 made me think of that meme. Other deck player : As long as I can play this card, I'll win! Control Player : That's the neat part, you dont.

[@jondubois5347]

@@christopherwoodbury7520 I mean, fun is a zero sum game. I will gladly have all of the fun in a 1v1 game on arena, though commander is another story

[@blakethesnake6686]

@@jondubois5347 It really isn't.

[@UVAFoozle]

9:18 appreciated the IT crowd reference. Criminally underrated in the US at least

[@bye1551]

Probably, no actually DEFINITELY the best ad read you've ever done. Bravo, watched it just because of how well it was done.

[@starmanda88]

Best content on KZbin period. Your editing is insanity. Love the bonus game too! Thanks Phil can’t wait to get my playmat with your signature on it!

[@BrewersKitchen]

Thank you! And that's for getting the playmat. Mine should be on its way as well, they look so beautiful 🤩

[@baztok]

4:47 Sorry, i'm not able to do it twice, i'm already used to press the like button before even getting close to the play button, i love your content!

[@MandoCalris5236]

Loved the Bonus game 😂😂

[@mth4456]

You add a really cool dynamic to MTGGoldfish. I really like it. I have watched Seth for years. Crim is hilarious. You bring really cool game play videos that are just so much different from them. Awesome work

[@DaxRaider]

wow honestly the editing is the best i have ever seen in a magic video

[@dcrow9650]

I really love the content from all the team from MTGGoldfish, but, I really had a soft spot for the Brewer's Kitchen. Is just really funny

[@maileesaeya3614]

So, in many ways, I hate this style of deck. I've never been terribly fond of "prison-style" decks that say the opponent can't play the game, and I despise Eldraine with every fiber of my being. None of that matters to me here though. This was a blast to watch, and I want to be clear that you've pretty quickly become my favorite Magic content creator. I love the energy you bring to all your videos, the giddy enthusiasm and the upbeat attitude. It's wonderful, and I always look forward to more Brewer's Kitchen. Keep up the great work and I look forward to the next one!

[@BrewersKitchen]

Thank you ☺

[@eatachodeutube]

I feel like people play Discontinuity wrong a lot, you have to treat it like a counter spell more. It’s also a big spell so make it count. Sneaky tech against “can’t be countered” spells or recursive threats since it will exile the spell on the stack as well.

[@BrewersKitchen]

Yep, the opponent could have blown me out into the shadow zone if they played it in response to a copied Casualties 😅

[@zacharyrenfro3716]

[8:23] That was some absolutely gorgeous editing! I love seeing your content

[@STYKE42]

can that be played every time you cast a meathook massacre?

[@derickmeester721]

Amazing content as always. I have been a fan of MTGGoldfish for a long time but the addition of Phil makes it even better. I look forward to your next video already!

[@provostparkpass]

Honestly, your videos are so good that when they are over I still want more.

[@BrewersKitchen]

Thank you! 😊

[@cubesolverS]

I absolutely love your content, high quality editting, great decks, hilarious commentary, keep it up :)

[@Beefman.0]

Always a treat to see a video from you, love that bonus game 10/10

[@charlesjohn3635]

Always happy to see more content from the Kitchen!

[@JordanGrayson00]

Phenomenal video as always! Phil’s stuff is some of the best magic content available!

[@AtrociousNightmare]

I've been trying to make a deck like this for literal years. So glad someone better than me is just as mad and cruel. I'm gonna pilot this until I die of old age.

[@greygryphon8204]

Man the DOOM soundtrack kicking in for blowing up all the permanents is way to fitting I must say

[@daviddent5662]

Ooohhhhh thank you quite a lot for this. I have a feeling my newest commander deck could use this very much as a 'wait why is that in there" moment.

[@ericpratt9554]

Some of the best calls to action on the platform. Oh, and the content’s good too.

[@drsherifff]

There's SO much effort put into these Videos, like even the flavor Text on the like buttons

[@hepatitis123]

I made a mono black deck that is 4 creatures, topped up with about 36 pieces of removal. They usually end like these games. Salty people spamming "nice!" or timing out the rope lol.

[@ArlemarZ]

I love how you edit these videos, the special effects like the little stars in the background, the always making things visible while showing the cards larger on the side. Props to you Brew, I could watch you play for ages, I love all the cool deck themes you bring to us. Never stop doing what you enjoy! :)

[@robversus]

Actively cackled to myself as the deck synergies got more and more devastating. My only regret is that I don't have any more videos of yours to binge. Thanks for the time and attention you put into these.

[@Carraidas]

That level of editing is amazing. Keep up the good work!

[@thachad098]

I quit playing MTG way back in 2005 and watching your videos is making me think of getting back in the game cause you make it super fun

[@jmangan17]

the bonus game shame scoop was hysterical

[@mus0u]

that extra turns control player has roped me out of multiple games before, that was no accident XD

[@Tech0matic]

dude yours are the best mtg videos ever. religiously watch them, wish there were more.

[@AhairlessElk]

After not playing magic for a long time that first game was hilarious

[@philippbrix2268]

Great content Phil! Always happy to see a new Brewer's Kitchen video. Keep it up!🤘

[@MagnesiumSulfate]

Not sure how I have never seen your vids before, may be my new favorite MTG YT channel.

[@2007Shockwave]

My inner doom guy smiles at the choice of music for the nuke the board moments.

[@mal3k1th]

when he zoomed in on the fires and it had his profile pic, it killed me. watched the whole thing still laughing at that silly edit lmao. great stuff as always.

[@ToastbackWhale]

That Bonus Game might be the funniest single turn of Magic that I’ve ever seen. *Thoughtseize* “fuck”

[@salamanteri_]

I love your vids! Your decks are so much fun to watch and it seems like you're having a lot of fun too. The editing is a chef's kiss

[@VinegarAndSaltedFries]

The Greatest Magic KZbin video creator. Amazing stuff and deck.

[@beFreetolove]

This is the only channel on KZbin that I can watch over and over and over and over. All of his videos are informative and very fun to watch. Great job please keep on making more content.

[@Hanz_Haze]

Top notch content. Love this!

[@flameofmage1099]

As someone who used to learn Japanese (I stopped early to learn a different language), the way you pronounce Shigeki stabs my soul.

[@matix0239]

Love the editing. Your videos are such high quality.

[@teamcyeborg]

You rock up to the local game shop with this deck, looking smug, when all of a sudden they pull out the no-permanents decks

[@newtpondskipper]

You're a gem, don't ever change! Best content on the channel!

[@9forMortalMen]

This deck is so sweet! Excellent job as always.

[@kebbieg5064]

Haven't seen a video from in a long time. Nice to see you return.

[@syrusalder7795]

i swear this is like the 10th time i've rewatched all of the kitchen but i keep coming back, phil is an god tier mtg chef of making fucky decks that are hilarious to watch

[@ryanmalinowski7529]

Truly the most underrated MTG KZbinr! Great stuff!

[@muttnick]

That ad transition was perfect

[@Bluejayount1]

I wish I could paste a gif here showing Phil sitting around his house trying to figure out how to make arena players miserable every Sunday

[@McDodgerMan]

Shoutout to the buttery smooth ad segue holy heck

[@JustRightPinedo]

I'm not gonna say you're my favorite mtg content creator (lest seth, Nitpicking Nerds, Snap Bolt or the Prof see this), but I'm thinking it.....but I'm thinking it! I love seeing interesting interactions between cards and breaking potential when your decks do their thing. It's highly entertaining and you're always making me laugh. Please keep it up

[@cjcomrie]

love the editing on this one, keep up the great work

[@caseywellington4761]

You are brilliant at making entertainment! Thank you!

[@NarffetWerlz]

JUDGE! He has an illegal deck with 5 Like Buttons.

[@therisingknighttruewarrior4551]

Dude, I've been craving some ridiculously funny stuff as most of your content is so funny, so hopefully with this next set you have some funny ideas for a deck

[@derAlphabet]

To repeat myself, your videos are the best MTG content.

[@LunaticOtaku]

This is my favorite series of this channel. The Kitchen is awesome.

[@christophleimer7679]

Cominge home frome a beer tent,absolutly f****up and whachting this,pure gold I tell you!!

[@talamran7499]

6:10 we see a god in the background because you just activated god mode with those topdecks

[@thethoughtsoftejas2456]

bruh I love your videos. You are nothing like the other MTG KZbinrs. You have my love and support man.

[@Quiggles-bf2oh]

New brewers kitchen! Smashing that like button and sharing with all my friends 😉.

[@Zeet1]

I love how slick the edits are

[@henriquegoncalves6503]

That Thoughtseize shame scoop broke me

[@joegaylord87]

That bonus game was AMAZING!

[@Riv_ilio]

You are the One of the best mtg-creation author. Without any doubts

[@nottsfhj]

That bonus extra game was sick

[@Karl_Hungus_Nihilist]

I love Phil's content!

[@DeckEdge]

Video rock! Glad you got back into!!!

[@aaronlile1218]

unfortunately i don't know if you will ever top the 420 madness video, but always super excited when a new one drops (and not disappointed in the least, keep up the tremendous work)

[@BrewersKitchen]

Right? The 420 Special will always be my favourite as well I think 🤣

[@MTGFaded]

my lord also love the dire dire docks in the background a couple of times absolute banger

[@BrewersKitchen]

Oh yes! Dire Dire Docks is so calming and beautiful. It has such a mellow, underwater vibe

[@Wirdehall]

Your content is the best! Please do more! :D

[@blueeyedenvy9715]

Incredible gameplay as usual!! Love it

[@jordanlawlor89]

Love your content man! Keep them coming.

[@samuraicupcake289]

Top tier editing! Chef's kiss 😘👌

[@GiuseppePotrick]

That is a nasty Deck! Awesome video! 👏👏

[@SPEL858]

Was not ready for that bonus game

[@VaraNiN]

13:53 Liked for the rhyme

[@SteveMartinable]

The meme sounds and pictures in this video are hilarious !

[@mikeroscowe654]

I just spent the past week an half grinding eldraine packs for 4x fires 4x fae an a bunch of the other cards. only missing 2nd World tree, 2nd otawara, the red legend land, a temple and 3 triomes 😆 played first few games against bot to prevent shame conceding and just took it to the play que this evening. First game against esper control 🙄 did not start well for me but a turn 4 fires (he countered the t3 one) into escape the wilds just pulled me too far ahead. love the deck very much glad I crafted would love to see it in action more 😀

[@lucasfigueroa6165]

Great content as altas! Keep it up Phil

[@TwitchyWilson]

The IT crowd scene was perfect

[@JimDavisMTG]

your editing is unmatched 👏

[@BrewersKitchen]

Thank you! ☺

[@johndejordy]

How do you conceive this insane combos? My god I loved when you crushed the person that took two turns and couldn't do anything

[@darkora_]

Genuinely crying with laughter at that bonus game 🤣