Buying The 9 Creepiest Things From Wish!

[@caffeinefiendd]

biggest curveball of 2020: phil becoming a confirmed furry instead of dan

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear caf

[@chai7218]

@@AxxLAfriku hey can you don't

[@alrightthere1868]

@@AxxLAfriku what?

[@sarahsparks6573]

😂

[@AnEmu404]

@@AxxLAfriku please stop my dude

[@soonhooniverse]

“furry phil with a pumpkin costume isn’t real, it can’t hurt you” furry phil with a pumpkin costume:

[@lulumidget]

best comment

[@RumorsG]

@@lulumidget yes lol

[@inkybinkies]

omg the phil emojis are so cute

[@ThatNerdArtie]

how'd you get Phil dabbing emojis??? 🤯😱

[@alexis.8645]

flexing those member stickers, i see you

[@whiskeryfacey]

"you can't have both, susan. you need to pick"

[@noneri]

i felt c a l l e d o u t

[@quonkle4003]

Every bi persons least favourite sentence

[@leolovsen1448]

Bi people left the chat

[@cozycascreates]

Bi erasure, hahahah

[@ALVjpg]

Me, a bisexual 👁️👄👁️

[@flaviaf9550]

i love that “help” and “do not enter” are literally my vibe

[@lemonexe8430]

HELP!... but from a distance

[@flaviaf9550]

lemon exe a six ft distance. also wear a mask. also maybe don’t look at me.

[@yaminokat]

I know Dan probably doesn’t want to be on camera, but I really wanna see a video of Phil freaking out Dan with the toy spider

[@Maddie-bc3wf]

I was waiting for this too!

[@imadoor2205]

I was kinda hoping for that too ngl 😂

[@disneyqueen6319]

Same here then jumping out as a Furry Pumpkin 😂

[@lucypogson8719]

I feel very out of the loop here haha I'm sorry! Why wouldn't Dan want to be on camera? Did I miss something?

[@tayisjeeperz]

My sentiments exactly

[@jenna2321]

“Not to be a cannibal” Right well I’m just going to stand over there....

[@alexconverse4839]

Well you should anyways, socially distance my dude

[@MirianRodrigues483]

Therapist: Furry Phil with a pumpkin suit isn't real, it can't hurt you. Furry Phil with a pumpkin suit: HELLO

[@ainsleygrace557]

"not to be a cannibal but..."

[@sapphicsunflowerkidd]

hi ainsley 👋🏼

[@ainsleygrace557]

@@sapphicsunflowerkidd hello !!

[@soonhooniverse]

“not to be a cannibal” that’s what hannibal lecter said

[@eshitab3865]

phil is hannibal confirmed

[@crystalsnow5046]

Omg yes I was thinking that too also yess love that show

[@ghost_hugss]

@@jen-yo4qj hANNIBAL LESTER

[@lillycranmer9808]

Phil is Hannibal and Dan is will graham

[@yeetusdefetus6847]

Phillabal lester

[@tashkeni5428]

“I think that’s one of the most disturbing things I’ve done on KZbin” …that is a bold statement for you.

[@datsvewynice]

phil: “not to be a cannibal but” also phil: buys teeth, a tongue and a literal SKIN mask off wish

[@lttrickster5643]

The profile pic is what I looked like when I read this

[@allythebidisaster4744]

I forgot how frickin entertaining watching Phil freak out at random crap is

[@naichalife]

It seems like a very “Dan” thing to put in the background for Phil, “lol like you have any friends” in comic sans.

[@myfrenchietoastie5705]

Thank god im not the only one who thought that!

[@aislingmcquillan1904]

“Oh a bag in a bag! Ooh, multiple things!” Not sure why but I relate...

[@daffy1997]

At my house we have a bug bag with lots of smaller bags in it. Maybe that’s why it is relatable?

[@aislingmcquillan1904]

@@daffy1997 yesss that’s it! So do we😂

[@sebastianandersson554]

Phil: "I'm not the pumpkin man." Me: "That's exactly what the pumpkin man would *want us* to believe!"

[@snazzzypanda7520]

Alternative video name: Things to scare Dan with.

[@reedjohnston8962]

Literally!!

[@ald00I]

the spider tho...

[@mserinjohnson]

I feel like Dan’s going to be watching this like “Why Phil, Why”. BTW, Dan’s going to hate that spider.

[@Jaxxolotle]

No one: Phil: *apologizes to a mechanic spider*

[@jaehenricksen9183]

I mean, same though

[@fairlyaround]

I'd do the same thing tbh

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I'd definitely apologize to it

[@FFFranzi]

That human mask paired with the pumpkin suit is actually horrifying...

[@alexandriapapin9882]

the mask looks like Post Malone’s face without the tattoos

[@berrywaffles]

How are you already 5 mins into the video lmao

[@alexandriapapin9882]

5:05

[@shorthairgal5956]

@@berrywaffles the mask is in the thumbnail

[@alexandriapapin9882]

@@shorthairgal5956 yes that too lol

[@Arcane2080x]

Looks like David Platt from Corrie

[@samthelion3925]

"You can't have both. You need to pick" Me, a bisexual: *N O*

[@noahjanay2319]

Me a pansexual: NO

[@mistdragon6690]

I literally burst out laughing at that comment. thank-you

[@elenafaverio]

@@noahjanay2319 same lol

[@scullyaliensarereal6317]

that’s relatable

[@saraaAAAGH]

Me a pan (not a pot, I repeat NOT A POT) : hahah no

[@p0ison_pill794]

that pillow in the background is my sleep paralysis demon asking me, if i have any shredded cheese left

[@Prince_S._Park]

do you?

[@margiecoleman1334]

Love the pfp

[@insert_name_here.]

I love this comment and your pfp

[@p0ison_pill794]

@@Prince_S._Park hell ye

[@Prince_S._Park]

Random not Otaku Person gimme

[@noneri]

“i eat children” well,, phil,, you did say you eat small children in pinof so-

[@befumms]

you didn't even quote the sentence but I still heard it 💀😂

[@margiecoleman1334]

Omg I love the pfp and ur username-

[@nabzz7026]

Love ur pfp g

[@noneri]

@@nabzz7026 thank you, i quite like yours as well

[@noneri]

@@befumms *je mange le petit enfant intensifies*

[@sophialambropoulos5579]

I’m just waiting for the police to show up at phil’s house because of these videos

[@PopCrusher]

Lmaoooo ikr

[@odeliayosopov1380]

phil, about a fake toung: "or you can do something kinky with it" me: phil- WUT.

[@Prince_S._Park]

idk what kind of weird stuff he's into but I also don't want to know

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I can visualize it and I regret it

[@rachaelgathe5556]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARD THAT

[@odeliayosopov1380]

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 I'm tempted to ask what can you see but im scared

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@odeliayosopov1380 you should definitely be scared, it scared me as well

[@ilikethecolororange5322]

Phil: My most disturbing videos have been the Wish videos *flashback to the photos Phil tried to see without his glasses*

[@meglazenbyx9797]

don’t mind me just sobbing after another halloween without a baking video

[@anatomicallycorrupt]

i really somehow convinced myself that we were gonna get a halloween or pinof video this year i really played myself :(

[@ak-bb9nz]

Just checking in how do y'all feel now

[@woodlandirises]

8:43 “rest in peace” phil... it’s a skeleton.... it’s already dead ..

[@woodlandirises]

@@jen-yo4qj rip in pieces 💔

[@eshitab3865]

shhhh he tried his best

[@caitren]

8:15 Rave time Rave time Rave time! Don’t step on the skull! Don’t step on the skull! Jawbone in your foot, Glabella in your foot! Jawbone in your eyes, everybody cries, when you go to A&E with a jawbone in your face, BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

[@kosmorbit]

once i watched a documentary about cannibalism and they said we taste like chicken and that women and men taste the same, at least there’s parity in human meat

[@alexismontez4230]

There's conflicting reports about the taste, but it is nicknamed long pig...

[@paigereeves1191]

People think everything alive and odd tastes like chicken

[@kosmorbit]

@@paigereeves1191 fr it’s either chicken or pork

[@kosmorbit]

@@alexismontez4230 that’s true, it’s quite debatable i think bc i’ve read so many things (not that i’m into that, just curious lmao) they say beef, pork, chicken tbh idk anymore good thing about it is parity

[@alexismontez4230]

@@kosmorbit it may be that it depends on the part you eat, like how chicken breast and thigh taste different

[@chiyowee2721]

Therapist: AmazingBil isn’t real, he can’t hurt you AmazingBil: 5:10

[@luxbee_]

"is that's what's in thanos' pants?" ah yes, the infinity condom

[@noahjanay2319]

That’s just my face

[@AAAAAHHHHHHHASAAA]

“it’s not actually me, i’m sorry. it was a joke” PHIL YOU JUST BETRAYED MILLIONS

[@niamh1408]

me: the world: phil: so not to be a cannibal

[@rachelfuzzyx]

then five mins later looks like leather face lmao

[@seanceknowles2911]

@@jen-yo4qj has a ring to it... wait a minute 😲

[@arden7996]

Phil: comments on the lack of subtlety of the clown t shirt My plant killer sweater arriving Monday 👁👄👁

[@MarialauraVallejo]

"Not to be a cannibal, but..." No, Phil, NO

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

9:31 Yeah I don’t care what anybody says, anyone who’s willing to sweat their ass off in a $2000 costume for several days immediately has my respect. I’ve done some moderate cosplay (nothing crazy), and I was already sweating wearing those.

[@joneseythewolf378]

Yeah it gets rough especially when it's hot outside >~< but thank goodness it's getting cold out now

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

@@joneseythewolf378 Hey, mad respect man. Personally the furry community isn’t for me, but if it makes you happy more power to you.

[@joneseythewolf378]

@@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness thanks fam. Hopefully I can help break the misconceptions about us and donate to charities in the future ^^ that's my goal as a member of the fandom

[@lowbudgethowlpendragon]

"i literally feel like i'm wearing someone's skin!!" HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE PHIL

[@somestormiscoming4369]

I JUST REALISED THAT EEK

[@darcy_is_a_nerd9803]

foreskin

[@RoboCario]

Because its quit easey to imagine what stuff feels like without feeling it

[@beth7132]

been a bad halloween for me but happy halloween everyone!! yes it’s november now (midnight here in uk)

[@Zoethesinger18]

Phil: not to be a Cannibal- Also Phil: MmMm ✨S A L T Y✨

[@samtheultimatetransguy4300]

I think "AmazingBill" was an underappreciated joke

[@alienfairyprincess]

“wAnT sOmE gRaVy MaTiLdA?”

[@elizaclipa6812]

his face when the spider stuck to the wall: omgggg 🥺

[@anneka226]

Bro I'm here after 23 seconds of posting, I'm concerned for myself

[@KyrianLDT]

Rookie numbers my friend, we need to be here at least 10 seconds after posting. Hahaha.

[@mckenziewilson3711]

3:17 OMYGOODNESS those scissors came from nowhere. Sorry Phil but I will never not be scared with you holding sharp things.

[@lumilooms3614]

the nicolas cage pillow will be haunting my dreams it’s scarier than anything i’ve seen today

[@emma0774]

Your profile pic and my profile pic should go out ;)))

[@marianwojcik6088]

Phil’s face when the spider stuck to the wall is the only thing keeping me sane right now

[@loganspates8056]

"Not to be a cannibal, but I feel like we'd taste pretty good....Mmm salty"- Phil Lester everyone

[@YoutubeRusSub]

i‘m impressed by the fact that this video was not delayed cause i personally would’ve spent literal days on end playing with that spider

[@dan5721]

The real spooks weren’t the pumpkins it was the coronavirus we caught along the way (thanks Boris)

[@abigailflood6209]

How is it his fault. How bout everyone else who goes places in big huddles not looking after themselves

[@dan5721]

@@abigailflood6209 he was advised to do a national circuit breaker 39 days ago, and refuses to shut the schools in any capacity even though ONS data says they are a major driver in cases. It isn’t his fault the pandemic arrived. But it is his fault we are still here over 7 months later.

[@suzysquidink]

@@abigailflood6209 In the early stages of the virus he ignored multiple warnings and offers for help from the EU, missed 5 COBRA meetings, went on a holiday when he should have been guiding the country, and lifted the first lockdown ridiculously early (among many, many other things). He definitely shares a large portion of the responsibility for how badly brits have suffered.

[@MsLivinglegend19]

@@abigailflood6209 he took way too long to put initial lockdown into place even when other European countries had already done so, didn’t do testing for people flying in/out of the countries, missed vital meetings, didn’t sign the contract which would ensure PPE for NHS workers and allowed eat out to help out which has led to a massive rise in covid cases ... I think the question is what has he not done

[@taetaemma]

the real spook is that the pumpkin behind Phil gets a face that disappears and reappears 0:10 :o

[@mayi6350]

The king of original content has blessed us again

[@rachelannexiety]

literally snort laughed at the scary man face, pretty sure a man who looks like that comes in my work so now I’ll be looking for the joins

[@siennalewis4536]

WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH HALLOWEEN CONTENT THANK YOU PHIL!!

[@TheseastarTV]

I wish more people watched Amazingphil. Genuinly makes me sad that people don't seem to appreciate him as much as they should!!!

[@noneri]

“not to be a cannibal, but-“ phil that is NOT how you should start a sentence-

[@Sophs06]

wheres dan when you need him to scold phill for you?

[@eviemustdie]

can i just say ur pfp is amazing

[@noneri]

@@Sophs06 ikr? smh this is why we need dan

[@noneri]

@@eviemustdie thank you, as is urs and ur @ hehe

[@nabzz7026]

@@eviemustdie Frank kinnies rise

[@laurenandrsn]

phil: *most cursed footage of 2020* presidential debate: am i a joke to you?

[@astrid-marieschwarz6302]

i'm in quarantine and you just made my day! thank you, phil..

[@crisiscat1111]

I love creepy Phil. So much fun

[@jesse6051]

Loving how he knows off the top of his head that people google "is Phil Lester the pumpkin man"

[@pandajesus5052]

Crap I just realized I know exactly what moment of ‘giving the people what they want’ your pfp is from... shit, time for some serious life-choice questioning

[@TheoTheCoolest]

Is he or not?

[@jesse6051]

@@TheoTheCoolest unfortunately not😥

[@jesse6051]

@@jamiem7949 indeed it is🙏

[@kosmorbit]

wolf face + pumpkin body + phil’s voice wow 2020 really has the spookiest halloween ever

[@moth6159]

"not to be a cannibal..." off to a great start, phil

[@zoesyverson1828]

I LAUGHED SO HARD when Phil jump scared himself omg

[@makayladickens9334]

7:10 did anyone else imagine how dan would react to the spider lmao

[@kath26]

“Oh, he is quite tall! Just got very long legs!” Didn’t realize that the skeleton was modeled after Dan and Phil.

[@chaarlottemae]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE !! 🎃✨

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

i’ve done a lot of crying today so i came back to this and have a smile on my face now, so thank you phil

[@jazming.6308]

I think the Nicolas Cage pillow is the spookiest thing in this video, I'm still: terrified

[@valia3784]

Ok but why do i think 24/7 that phil and J-hope would be the best duo ever

[@apollo74]

"I eat children" *pinof 1 flashbacks* We've come full circle eh?

[@aika-reimr]

9:11 straight up looks like a confused first time furry that's just trying to enjoy halloween Wait, I just described the scene

[@Anneisapenguin]

I’ve seen a wish add for a “pigeon catcher” and I barely can even believe wish is a real site 😂 their adds feel like a fever dream

[@moonofblood7925]

5:42 my mom bought three of these this year and they were actually pretty good !

[@LindaKvideos]

whoa i've never been this early. TERRIFYING

[@coolcat4897]

Yes very terrifying

[@von686]

I’m watching this again years later and still laughing, thank you phil ❤

[@lottiej.x]

The t-rex scull: Phils dinosaur on the shelf: 👀

[@musichealsscars]

i would love a video of just Phil playing with the wall spider. the amount of serotonin that would give me is bigger than the vases Phil drinks out of

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

Hey Phil, you know why ghosts are terrible liars? Because you can see right through them! 👻

[@robin_hoodie8579]

thank you for that

[@lttlespacey]

Dad, is that you?

[@ryderlead]

i hope phil never changes

[@Prabh_]

“Not to be a cannibal’ ‘My 2 moods, murderous and gay’ And people wonder why dan is missing from the internet. Connect to dots…Susan

[@allimcintee7794]

Anyone else notice the creepy mouth on the pumpkin at 9:53

[@dan5721]

Thanks Phil, I’m feeling really anxious this evening and this is exactly what I needed.

[@cheyenneb4263]

That spider unleashed a childhood memory I didn’t know I had. I swear we had something like that except it was a very realistic tarantula

[@HaruthaiKnight]

Bold of phil to slag off pennywise while wearing the plant killer jumper

[@samanthasnailer5520]

I bet dan is gonna love that climbing spider.

[@sisihjg6452]

0:27 whar is with the pumpkin?

[@kingcallum8928]

Yayy Phil has uploaded this is what will keep me going through lockdown round 2 🤩

[@azrasophie4381]

This pillow will forever be engraved in my memory 💀

[@Bucherviews]

That wall-climbing spider is literally GENIUS and that's my friend's Christmas present sorted already :D

[@lydiasmall2102]

Please have the spider just running around when the washer man is over...

[@nemnyoom]

UGH that tongue thingy just gave me horrid flashbacks to the guy who bullied me in primary school bringing one of those to pgl. it got stuck on the ceiling as we were waiting to be let in for dinner one day

[@chloepatrick12]

i’m glad you can live your furry truth ps. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

[@Augustkirk1427]

I bought the candle and I'm so happy you ship to New Zealand

[@alex-fs9yt]

_"Not to be a cannibal, but-"_ - Phil Lester, 2020

[@JeffnaBooots]

What I wouldn't give to see Phil in an actual high quality foam-base partial. If he already feels good in a cheap wish one, he'd LOVE how the real ones feel. People TRANSFORM the first time they try on my suits "just for fun."

[@lickthaticecream]

for some reason I read "burning the 9 creepiest things from wish" and I didn't question it... was kinda confused about the lack of fire until I reread the title...

[@reagansinger4743]

Phil’s not getting enough credit for how funny this is

[@jamdog9993]

"not to be a cannibal, but-" phil pls

[@honeybunlena]

4:33 I'm glad he cleared that up I've been honestly a little bit confused for years about that

[@Gretchasketches]

Phil: I hope these temporary tattoos don’t burn Me: do they normally burn???