Cabin Fever Remake - Phelous

[@acesteel2529]

can we have a cabin fever remake where party cop was a slasher that kills you if you dont party hard enough

[@acesteel2529]

never heard of it sorry

[@woagnya]

I'd watch that.

[@EvilDoresh]

That's probably the best possible movie you could film in the Cabin Fever universe. Just imagine a party scene where everyone is pretending to smile while being obviously scared shitless.

[@SpeedyEric1]

I would so watch that movie, but only if it's an intended horror comedy.

[@big-loss_9043]

That would be a great movie

[@bigbearkat2010]

In the original, the characters were douchey in a cartoonish sort of way, so at least someone could maybe make the argument that it wasn't meant to be taken seriously. In this remake though, the general lack of even basic emoting from the actors make the characters look like straight up sociopaths.

[@RenaldyCalixte]

They straight up murder people in cold blood as opposed to out if stupidity like in the original.

[@t_man7259]

because they tried to take the tone to seriously with the remake when the original wasn't supposed to be taken seriously

[@WillieManga]

@@t_man7259 Like I said before, despite that intent, this movie has tonal problems almost on the level of YiiK a Postmodern RPG. BeCaUsE nOtHiNg SaYs SeRiOuS lIkE jAcKaSs OnE wHiNiNg AbOuT mInEcRaFt!

[@anikmonette2140]

​@@t_man7259 I know! I feel like I was supposed to laugh at some scenes, except I couldn't because everything felt so miserable all the time! It's like watching Archer, but without the charm or funny quips the characters are known for!

[@morganyoung3557]

He had a gun, but he decided that the best option was to slam a shovel into her mouth and when that doesn’t work he decides to set her on fire instead of I don’t know, shoot her in the forehead. That is just plain messed up.

[@MiguelRPD]

Morgan Young Ran out of ammo. But he should have used blunt force on her head not through the mouth WTF was he doing. And then he set her on fire. That's prolonging her suffering like this dude doesn't know what he's doing lol.

[@mridiot5457]

@@MiguelRPD actually later on you find out the safety was on so he could've shot her anyway lol

[@WillieManga]

The answer is because it's edgy. That means Unpleasent Meets World HAD to make her scream!

[@MachineD3vil]

Man, this remake has the DUMBEST characters

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

He was a sadist all along, I guess.

[@dandrawsit4915]

I like how at 7:01 Ahole #1 mentions all these games, but all of them can be played offline by yourself without the need of an internet connection

[@thenightrider2121]

Hmm... I'm gonna guess that the Dingo Pictures remake is still the best Cabin Fever movie.

[@patriousthefallenknight3185]

Craig Martin WAIT, WHAT?! this is real?!

[@josephvallo1176]

Craig Martin it was an April Fool's episode, but it was better quality.

[@nobodyfromnowhere6381]

American Boy It was an April fool's video.

[@0ne0nlyLarry]

Craig Martin technically. Phelous made a dingo remake.

[@patriousthefallenknight3185]

Colton Wood FAKE service dog thats what i mean i thought this was just an AF joke

[@MysticDragonPrincess]

"what did I tell you abouy biting city folk?" what, like biting locals is perfectly fine?

[@UKImperium]

Locals probably knew better than to go near him?

[@wugglesx]

everyone knows you do NOT sit next to dennis. .. everyone but them dang city folks.. i'd say they need that sign but really the characters are so dumb idk if they can read lol.

[@kagemushashien8394]

Someone needs their children taken away

[@wugglesx]

@@kagemushashien8394 roun' dem parts, taking them away is probably sending them off into the woods with a slingshot, canteen and axe. edit: uhhh i'm joking btw.... i hope..

[@ocharakau645]

😂 I think I misheard as I thought he said 'baiting' but yours is funnier!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

22:37 Oh crap. Now Blondie is gonna haunt people on Facebook. The last thing I wanted from a pointless remake of Cabin Phever was Phriend Request flashbacks!

[@MatthewPaul92]

homesponge Don't cross the stupids!

[@FRALICESAW15]

homesponge she is about to become, the Unfriended

[@thisinhumanplace2037]

Dude your comedy has grown on me so much I honestly just didn't understand it at first when i saw you in the NC chicly crossover but now that I've caught up on your videos and been watching your content for the past year and your work on other people's channels I truly feel you are one of the more innovative personalities on KZbin

[@adihlmanwa7898]

I like NC but I knew of Phelous from back when he was doing the Mortal Komedy videos, prefer him tbh. :)

[@evilworld3147]

Joshua Marjonen that how I discover Phelous.

[@dallasmay4031]

(hahahahahahahahahahahah 5 minutes strait ) dude you are hilarious! especially in cabin fever 3 patiet zer o also they might do a cabin fever 4 outbreak not 100% sure i just heard it from a rumour if so he will probably do another video about it who knows?

[@gumhoy5054]

One of the best video review content creators I have ever seen by far.

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

"Wow, that guy in Allison/Lupa's videos is pretty funny!" "His movie reviews are great, but I am NEVER watching those weirdass animated movies!" "Ok, I HAVE to know what's going on in those weirdass animation movies...but there's NO WAY I'm watching someone review bootleg toys." "Hey, I recognize that bootleg toy from my childhood! I wonder what that's all about..." This is Phelous Fan's Awakening, a play in 4 acts.

[@harryking3215]

I really wish non-gamers would stop writing "gaming" lines into their movies. I mean first they list a bunch of games that can easily be played offline and then say that shooting an assault rifle is the same as pressing R2 on your controller. It is just really annoying

[@PokemonHaloFan]

Same here. It just annoy's me to no end.

[@TheFabulousPotato1]

Sorry nerd it would be r1 by default on ps3 for black ops 2. Ha gottem 3 years later.

[@matane2465]

Hey, I played a lot of Time Crisis 2 in the arcade so I must be an expert marksman.

[@Fattybehaviorrrrr]

Nongamer appropriation

[@jblask2]

I played ratchet and clank and now I can use any gun! It's totally the same thing!

[@Codereaper30]

That's what forgiveness sounds like - screaming and then silence.

[@Topdoggie7]

I got this reference.

[@keshiaanders6452]

"And we all know, rabbits equal pancakes" Did Phelous unintentionally inspired Disney to make the character, Fun Bun, the pancake eating rabbit in the new "Wreck-It Ralph" movie?😯

[@wugglesx]

it was 2018. this was 2017 . . so it's certainly possible that either he was inspiration or the movies may have been lol.

[@gracekim1998]

Time lord😜

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

No, that was clearly deviantart

[@reptile1687]

That movie was terrible

[@Topdoggie7]

​@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 100% DeviantArt.

[@deens51]

"You want to give me one good reason why you'd steal a Snickers bar" Cause you’re not you when you're hungry.

[@rainbowdashsteve2068]

The nougat

[@Topdoggie7]

Because they're now 3$ and fuck that noise.

[@DainnGreywall]

"WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO SHOOT LIKE THAT?! I mean you missed every shot! Waow only a gamer could have such amazing aim!"

[@dallasmay4031]

in my opinion if you gonna shoot an infected animal you shoot to kill not scare it off because it will just keep coming back so i'd say quit wasting ammo and just kill the damn thing

[@WillieManga]

She says she was that good because of video games. That would explain her skill level, making that mistake.

[@rainbowdashsteve2068]

Would you relax man it's just a f..king bb gun

[@unchainedwiththecapt]

They need to put some kind of moratorium on remakes. Can't remake something for at least 30 years.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

much agreed

[@EvilDoresh]

I could live with an earlier remake if it's an actual remake and not just the same movie again with different actors - made by the same guy no less XD

[@unchainedwiththecapt]

Agreed. I wouldn't have a huge problem with it if these remakes were any good. Most aren't. There are always exceptions of course, but by and large they're unnecessary. There are plenty of great scripts floating around, but Hollywood seems to prefer rehashing everything to death.

[@EvilDoresh]

It's always considered safer to run with an already established IP. Many studios are brute-forcing this by trying to turn just about everything into a cinematic universe.

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

Unchained With The Captain They made a bad remake of Jacob’s Ladder.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Cabin Fever is where "Ooh, faced!" comes from?! Wow, I used that phrase all the time and I've never seen that movie. You must be right about that being the most memorable thing from the movie, then.

[@WillieManga]

Watch the Cabin Fever original video. He was more of an upstart when he made that review, but it was still funny.

[@brianoconnell6459]

"What'd I tell you about biting city folk?", "You don't know where they been!"

[@GeekGamerGui]

I didn't know burning someone alive was a humane way of killing, I just thought it was a very painful one... Guess I was so wrong !

[@Topdoggie7]

Given by then she shouldn't feel anything but for savagery, she feels all of it.

[@MrJGWilson47]

6:56 So strange hearing a grown man complain about not having Minecraft, especially when he mentions it in the same sentence as GTA 5 and Black Ops 2. I think the screenwriter just picked some random games from their son's bedroom.

[@dkres82]

Minecraft does have an adult following though, and they were young enough in the remake that they could be part of that 1st Gen that feels nostalgic about Minecraft

[@python1972]

@@dkres82 This was made back in 2016. Back then Minecraft was dead to the media and you didn't reslly hear about it...ever.

[@dkres82]

@@python1972 I'm aware of when the film was made. I did see it when it was released, and whether you hear about it in media or not doesn't make it that odd to include it. Again they would be part of that teen group that would be some of the 1st to start getting nostalgic over Minecraft and would likey still play it. Especially if they are still really into games which his character was obviously. Just because a game doesn't get media coverage doesn't mean it's fans just stop playing it. Otherwise the retro scene wouldn't really have any value now would it?

[@dkres82]

@@python1972 also there were still tones of KZbin channels dedicated to Minecraft at that point

[@python1972]

@@dkres82 I'm saying there are hundreds,nif not thousands of games you could of picked from that would be more relatable to talk about. Also because last I checked isn't minecraft offline?

[@christinawilkephillips7684]

.....he had a gun....he uses a shovel and fire. .....0_o?

[@Never_heart]

Christina Wilke Yet that might be the most logical thing in any Eli Roth film.

[@glitterlover3244]

Christina Phillips he thought he was out of bullets he tried to shoot her but didnt know the safetly was on he found out like 5 minutes after he lit her on fire the fat hilbily tells him the safety is on so he took it off and shoots them witch is kinda stupid because he pointed the gun at them thinking he was out of bullets the remake is stupid

[@dallasmay4031]

the dumbass thought he was out of ammo even though he should have checked the safety and magazine just to be sure

[@mathieuleader8601]

I've got cabin fever, I think I lost my grip" "I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script."

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Mathieu Leader A+ for that comment.

[@mathieuleader8601]

thank you

[@DSan-kl2yc]

Mathieu Leader is that from Muppets treasure island

[@brandonborak9979]

Mathieu Leader v

[@Tareltonlives]

♫I was floating 'neath the tropic moon And dreaming of a blue lagoon Now I'm a crazy as a loon!♫

[@shaniadavis3104]

That part where he didn't just shoot her is so fucking ridiculous. Like what the hell?? "Gee, I have bullets left, but instead I'll just stick a shovel in her face & set her on fire, that'll be way less painful." Also, in that last bite scene I was kind of disappointed that he didn't do a karate move, because that was pretty hilarious in the original.

[@mathieuleader8601]

"I GOT CABIN FEVER!" "I'VE GOT IT TUUUOO!

[@thenightrider2121]

Mathieu Leader .... .... .... .... Good!

[@gRinchY-op5vr]

Mathieu Leader I've got cabin fever, it's burning in my brain, I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane!

[@mathieuleader8601]

hahaha

[@cybertek3188]

Mathieu Leader Good Muppet treasure island reference.

[@prabeshrai746]

Then get away from me

[@violeteyez17]

The people in this movie make such weird, nonsensical decisions that it actually makes me feel like I'm going crazy...so in that sense it's sort of effective? In making me feel like I've taken hard drugs...

[@wugglesx]

kind of like spun. its so stupid and weird and batshit crazy eventually you start wondering if you're the one that's spun lol. but in its defense that kind of insanity was what they were going for.. instead here they kind of just double and triple down on the "characters in horror movies are dumb" trope.

[@WillieManga]

Must be on drugs.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Wabuu could have showed up to tell them they are soooo stuuuupid.

[@Leandro-X.2024.Alkebulan]

That moment when you find out the movie is actually drugs 🤯😂

[@anikmonette2140]

From what I could gather it was supposed to be funny, but since every characters was played straight it ended up making them unlikable meatheads instead.

[@AlexOlinkiewicz]

You know watching this, I feel like I can come up with a better remake. besides you know, having likable characters. How about a butch of people go up to a cabin for certain reasons. When they go up there and they end up getting infected by a unknown virus and they are smart enough to get help, but instead of getting treated, they end up getting Quarantine, and soon you see the group go mad, and the audience is left questioning if it's the virus or actual cabin fever that is causing there demise.

[@DerangedAvenger]

Or they go to a remote cabin for a Christmas get-together, and end up snowed in and unable to leave or get help due to the remoteness of the cabin leaving them without a signal or internet. As time goes on with no way to escape or get help, we watch members of the group slowly go mad. Maybe one of them has schizophrenia and runs out of meds, adding them hearing voices/seeing hallucinations to the cabin fever, with the voices suggesting the others are out to kill them and they should kill the others first, with the cabin fever-induced irritability only making things worse for them.

[@Iamafishproductions]

You're right, that would be a much better remake of Quarantine. Wait...

[@rockybalboa6433]

If they are quarantined wouldn't that mean they actually had a virus though? Otherwise, what would be keeping them in the cabin isolated long enough to go insane? I guess you could have them snowed in or something so they are trapped either way.

[@AlexOlinkiewicz]

I said that they do have a virus, but it is unknown weather it's the virus that caused there madness or cabin fever itself. I mean sure they can be snowed in or something. But I'm kind of going by if someone asked me to make a remake of this POS film and it must include an unknown virus like this film, then this would be how I would probably set it up.

[@BurgnerBuns]

+Scott Or maybe one of them actually gets sick, but because everyone is slowly going crazy, they interpret it as some horrible virus when it's just the flu or something, and start blaming all of their strange behaviour and most likely self-destructive tendencies on the imagined illness. It's like a feedback loop; the more scared they are, the crazier they get, but the crazier they get, the more scared they become. Actual Cabin Fever does crazy shit to your mind. Just look at Wendigo Psychosis. It's actually a major hurdle for space-travel, as people will inevitably go stir-crazy if they're in close-quarters with people in a tiny tube floating in the void for extended periods of time. Go figure.

[@JoeChillton]

Travis......Ball Z? that a real name? lol sounds like a alternate DBZ series

[@meganmay5277]

Ikr

[@Melphas]

Worst mercy kill ever. I thought he might had ran out of ammo but then he shoots up the lynch mob.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

The original Cabin Fever had the awesome scene where the kid goes into Bruce Lee mode as he yells "Pancakes!!!"

[@spirituallyconscious7774]

😂😂😂 lol... I remember that part too.

[@WeirdWonderful]

Also oh no, you have to play those games offline, that's so......inconvenient.

[@Takimeko]

Dumbshit's probably one of those people who thinks a game with no multiplayer is a game that's shit.

[@dennett316]

So he still had ammo left in the assault rifle, but chose to shovel her in the face and then burn her alive rather than just shooting her? What the fuck was that? Why would he be so uneccessarily cruel when he could've killed her quicker and cleaner? As for the rest of the movie it's pretty much the original with what little personality that movie had sucked out...how do you even manage that?

[@AlexM1983DHUN]

I think because Bland meets world snapped and turned into Flippy from HTF. :D

[@bul13ts]

I guess he figured you don't have time to be miserable when you're in unimaginable pain.

[@EvilDoresh]

There are no quick and clean kills in gore porn.

[@ShadowColossal]

nscmseiyaryu what makes no sense is that he shoots the dog and somehow accidentally turned on the safety

[@nscmseiyaryu]

Yeah, I agree that the safety magically switching to on is dumb as hell too. Just letting people know that at least he tried to do a mercy killing before saying 'Fuck it' and deciding to end her life in the most painful ways possible.

[@8when]

Bruh that mercy kill scene was literally a Key and Peele sketch... wtf is this movie

[@kyleweaver2076]

I love the music used for the party in your Dingo parody. That alone elevates Wabuu's drunken soiree above this trash (and the original).

[@TheStoneSpiral]

I wish KZbin let us thumbs up stuff more than once.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Kyle Weaver wabuu doesn't wear any shoes but he does need some more booze

[@thecakegarden5324]

This comment is sooooooo stooooopid. It's actually not

[@DeniseFaraday]

I remember watching the remake a couple of years ago. That's 90 minutes I'll never get back.

[@piranhacupcake5154]

Lady party cop's scar must be from a fairly recent wound judging by its red coloring. Also, why would anyone who glams herself up that much in the middle of the woods not even attempt to cover that scar up? That's like the whole point of make-up. C'mon. :/

[@RenaldyCalixte]

Another dumb decision in this bad remake.

[@WillieManga]

Is there a backstory for her scar, though?

[@jennifermoriarty2188]

@@WillieManga her brother party cop knifed her when high during a party

[@Katetanic]

Hey!! Racist Santa wasn't racist!!!! It just looked that way because he's down with the black people......

[@juststained]

Thats right, he was just holding the brothers hunting rifle!

[@amohotepv]

@@juststained honestly the best joke in the original because it was a set up and punchline were well executed imo. I think it was the only thing I liked about it

[@WillieManga]

Well AND he said that he's a n!!!!! hunter. But seems like he was being sarcastic. I guess. XD

[@monkaWGiga]

​@@WillieMangaAlways felt like he was just fucking with the city folk knowing they'd believe him.

[@humanconvertile]

WHAT? The remake doesn't have the "OOOH, FACED!" line? That was literally my favorite thing in ANY Eli Roth movie, and Party Cop is not as hilariously obnoxious, so the remake has as much worth to me as the Psycho remake.

[@johnhandzlik659]

so the remake taken out the only 2 good thing. if i remade cabin fever i would make it more an over the top comedy gore film like evil dead 2 and tucker & dale vs evil and not make it a generic gore-fest with boring people

[@therealsoul666]

Hm, nah, the Dingo Pictures version was the best of all of them. The rest just sucks.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Soul 666 my Gawd!

[@goufr3540]

Burn all the other versions...in a great big FIRE.

[@tastyloaf5487]

FUN FACT! You can still call 911 even with no bars. The only reason you can't call anyone else is because your carrier will search for carrier-based towers.... if you call emergency, it will bounce the call off of ANY towers nearby.

[@djohns7689]

We need another Phelan Phest, I suggest: 1969 It's Alive 1974 It's Alive 1978 It's Alive 2: It Lives Again 1987 It's Alive 3: Island of the Alive 2008 It's Alive

[@guano5405]

Say what you want about Eli Roth, at least Cabin Fever and Hostel were memorable. The former had memorable moments, such as "Ooh, faced!" and the acting wasn't bad, it was mostly the script. The latter kicked off the torture porn trend that ravaged the late 2000's and early 2010's, so it surprisingly holds some significance to the history of horror cinema. This remake is not just beyond pointless, but pretty goddamn forgettable. I'd compare this to the Evil Dead remake, since the Evil Dead was cited as an inspiration for the original, and the ED remake is far better than this. The ED remake does give you a reason to care about the characters, this does not. The ED remake had that kickass climax, this had nothing memorable at all. The gore didn't look like silly putty in the ED, and thus looked juicier, this was obviously made on a shoestring budget. The ED remake deviated enough from the source material so that it didn't feel like a retread, this is LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME SCRIPT WITH SOME FAT SHAVED OFF. Oh, and when the ED remake was released, it was 2 decades the previous Evil Dead(Army of Darkness)film came out. This came out only 14 years after the original, further adding to it's pointlessness!

[@troin3925]

In the early 2000s Twilight Zone series, there's actually a remake of "Eye of the beholder." It has the exact same problems as this movie and the Psycho remake, in that it's pretty much exactly like the original, shot for shot, with minimal differences.

[@jz1443]

No pancakes under the rabbit. Geez phelous..

[@dallasmay4031]

you know something i don't understand when the kid gets up to bite jeff why don't he just run away from the kid or lock himself in the car so the kid doesn't bite him

[@1805movie]

You should totally review the _Psycho_ remake.

[@RinAldrin]

The funniest part about the bb gun becoming an "assault rifle" is it makes the scene go from stupid to illegally stupid. Seriously that looks like a modern AR unless he slapped new parts on a 40 year old rifle. They are lucky the flesh eating virus got them and not the ATF

[@goldblaze93]

19:13 When I saw that part, I wanted to yell "This ain't Lord Of The Rings, movie!"

[@evancampbell9763]

There's going to be ANOTHER remake of Cabin Fever coming out in 2018 😱

[@guilhermehank4938]

Evan Campbell please tell me you are kidding

[@phelous]

It's some high school student's fan film that is listed on there. It's not an actual remake.

[@audreym3908]

Phelan Porteous oh thank god! Hope it has a better script than the 2 crap movies.

[@tbirdUCW6ReAJ]

Fake News

[@theodoremastermind6898]

@@phelous thank god, i got scared for a moment.

[@risingofthethorn1197]

yeah horror movie Phelous!!! don't get me wrong, I like all the bad kids movie reviews, but your horror movie reviews was why I subscribed

[@multitudeofidols]

Fun fact: the actress who plays the "party cop" is engaged to Steve Mnuchin. Yes, _that_ Steve Mnuchin.

[@Septicor]

I swear to Zod if they remake Hostel, no jury in the world would convict me when I punch Eli Roth. In the face.

[@dancepiglover]

Oooo faced!

[@KamenRiderAnt]

Your horror movie reviews will always be my favorites!

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

I'm surprised that Phelous restrained himself from exclaiming that people were INFECTED WITH THE T-VIRUS!! (dundundun)

[@JohnRed]

After all these years I am not even sure what Cabin Fever is supposed to be. Some people party and then they die? I don't fucking know. What a weird franchise.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

They party and then catch a flesh eating virus and die horribly, while revealing what despicable excuses for human beings they are.

[@WillieManga]

I don't know if it's just because old horror movies had a different mindset than we do today, but these days, it pays more to have likable characters instead of crappy characters in horror movies because it heightens the tension you feel watching them then they are in danger. I said this for a review of Rob Zombie's Halloween, but having the likeability of a Friday the 13th group of characters isn't fun these days. Hell, the 80s and 90s still had good quality horror protagonists like Nancy and Macready! I don't particularly hate Cabin Fever 1 but it does have plenty of weaknesses that this remake could have ironed out instead of amplifying the cringe. You could have made at least one smart and likeable character this time around.

[@thegoldenaquarius96]

I unironically want a side-story about the two party cops partying until the universe explodes.

[@erikkumitsubashi1048]

I miss the old party cop

[@RenaldyCalixte]

He's the real party cop.

[@death-king1834]

Yes! Finally a Phelous horror movie review. Feels like forever since you've made one of these.

[@Topdoggie7]

A year can feel like forever.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

I just realized the entire intro of the video is ripped straight from your review of the original. Pretty clever lol

[@troin3925]

Flame of Udun He even pointed it out.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

+Troin yeah I commented to early, my bad

[@FlameOfUdun96]

*too

[@sonadowfangirl30869]

Sadly enough, I prefer the original.

[@RenaldyCalixte]

You don't like the bland emotionless characters in the remake?

[@thenumberquelve158]

Wait, if they're just going to do the original but add random half-assed modern pop culture references like GTA V and Facebook, why not go all the way and add a musical number? PARTY COP IS IN THE HOOOOOUUSE TONIIIIGHT EVERYBODY GON' HAVE A GOOD TIME

[@DarthRushy]

Cabin Phever... come on, it was gift-wrapped!!!

[@phelous]

It's ok, I did that one 7 years ago back when that was still a thing. kzbin.info/www/bejne/np69XmluhLlraqc

[@DarthRushy]

You just made it worse sadly, because now I found out that Cabin Fever is a trilogy.

[@ser6Ijvolk]

In this remake of the Cabin Fever review Phelous plays everything more serious.

[@kolonarulez5222]

At least other remakes have their own script. This is just lazy and unnecessary

[@SalusFuturistics]

Rewatching this to prepare for Eli Roths Borderlands Film.

[@goob_goob_gooby_goob]

Wait, that's gonna be a thing?

[@SalusFuturistics]

@@goob_goob_gooby_goob Not for a While because Test Screenings went so badly, they had to issue massive Reshoots, but Roth didnt feel like it. So they had to find another Director.

[@ericemigh3869]

So how long before he reviews the Dingo version?

[@shinybunny2995]

Eric Emigh nonsense! The dingo version was the best cabin fever movie!

[@MegaRambit]

I bet Phelous likes to party...

[@GloombyBoy]

It has been a few weeks since I last watched you phelous, so when I clicked on this video, I was expecting the dingo version. You double got me phelous

[@dillonfisher7615]

...they remade Cabin Fever? How the hell did I miss that?

[@marplatense31]

I miss 30's horror films...

[@MMFan2004]

Me too.

[@wstine79]

Now, all we need is Green Inferno review.

[@VerSA5237]

To be fair, it's actually fair to be fair actually.

[@OmegaGozer]

Cabin Fever remake? what a waste of time and resources....

[@WilliamGarland]

Actually . . . to be fair . . . that gasoline would probably at least disinfect her wounds . . . before she burned to death . . .

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

That and it made her hot again.

[@randalgraves6979]

😎🥁ba dum cha.

[@gokigenyou9524]

HAAAAAAAAA!!!! THE NIGHTMARE BECOMES REALITY!!!!! I did not even know there was a remake of Cabin Fever. For really reals

[@evilworld3147]

Internet ghost that was Cabin Fever remake main villain.

[@shaniadavis3104]

Yessss! I'm so excited that you uploaded the real review. Seeing you review shitty horror films is always a good time.

[@bloodrunsclear]

I had to look up 'Stampy'

[@Cybermat47]

I can’t wait for the next remake, where the gay squirrel guy has an M60. Then the one in 2090, where he has a Tiger II Tank.

[@Enter_the_Toshiverse_1996]

I think the stupid "Ooh Faced!" line is the only thing people remember about the first Cabin Fever and since it's not in the remake, that means the remake literally has nothing in it that's worth remembering 😒

[@GriffinNoel1]

You know what sad about "I can still upload...' line? It so freaking easy to fix "I can still take photos and upload them later."

[@Gamebuster21]

12:30 Phelan, I think that we ALL enjoyed your Dingo pictures remake better. It had a hell of lot more humor and creativity put into then this stupid movie could even dream of having.

[@TheWilderCat]

6:57 The games mentioned there can be played offline. I know Minecraft and GTA V can be played offline for a fact and while I haven't played black ops two I looked it up and you should be able too play offline too, and so now all gamers will get mildly ticked off at that line.

[@cosmosblue772]

I was thinking the other day of that Samurai Pizza Cats joke but couldn't remember which review it was in. I remember finding it funny for how out of left field it was, and me remembering that show the first time in years XD

[@HealthyFitFree]

Phelous made me realize that I actually watched the cabin fever remake... thanks a lot....

[@9-bitfox]

Fox: actually thought this was a reupload of the Dingo Picture version lol

[@IEatYourSandwiches]

wrought: you don't have to put your name everyone can see who the comment is from you bag of dirty dishes

[@9-bitfox]

Wrought Bedpan Hood: He does this because Fox ( Lets player/ writer) and My self ( Artist/ cowriter) use the same account. placing our name for whose speaking so others can tell the difference. Also is the name calling actually required for something like this?

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

9-BitFox I was hoping for a dingo picture remake or sequel myself 😂😂😂

[@9-bitfox]

QueenPeen Hood: Apparently you do if you want to bring it up instead of ignoring it. Not to mention name calling and such, so it must disturb you deeply so for that i Apologize.

[@woagnya]

It's the internet, so name-calling is always necessary... I guess? It makes them feel big and important, since they probably need to compensate for... Something. Like a Burger King crown.

[@tyrongkojy]

"Party cop has no reason not to shoot him here...." Well, aside from SHE'S A COP! Then again this is just stupidity in this movie, so I can see your viewpoint, I suppose.

[@phelous]

A cop who just got an order from her superior to shoot them on sight...

[@tyrongkojy]

Because that's how cops work....

[@theodoremastermind6898]

@@phelous and whats odd is that instead of shooting him, she lies to him and he's dies a painful death instead of getting shot and dieing quickly. Did she do that out of joy?

[@AnalizaTheSnark]

Anyone watching this in 2021 and finding a new layer of humor to the Archie joke?

[@MsDjessa]

There is a very good reason for this movie to exist! And that is to be reviewed by you for our entertainment. ; )

[@grehembelly]

Good for you to come back for horror movies. The only thing that I anticipate the most is review on RE: Final Chapter.

[@EmperorKrow]

ive been waiting for this one for a long time

[@DarknessIsTheTruth]

I can't tell the difference between the original and the remake.

[@SexyButCurious]

DarknessIsTheTruth Maybe the actors? Nevermind nothing different

[@LeolaGlamour]

The difference is the tone which botches it up, doing this differently would have worked but they choose a word for word remake. Why? Idk?

[@adam_nathan]

Fun Fact: Party cop in this version was played by the wife of Steve Mnuchin (Trump’s treasury secretary)

[@ElvenRaptor]

We've reached the point where we're remaking films from 2002? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Man, this one doesn't even try to be different, it is beat for beat the same movie.

[@Nionivek]

I feel like something was lost in this movie. Now the first movie was still HORRIBLE but the implication at least SEEMED to be that the people who lives in the area were aware of the virus and attempted to keep it contained to an extent which helped explain a few things (even Party Cop makes a BIT more sense). This movie seems to weaken that aspect by making it seem more like "They are working for the virus!" because it made everyone's actions seem excessively sinister when. In the original it seemed more like they were keeping tabs on them and were hoping they would just leave instead of getting infected, in this one it feels like they knew (or were trying to) they would get infected and were waiting for it to occur. (Not that "They knew" perfectly patches either movie. It just helped explain a FEW of the odder scenes)

[@misuvittupaa8068]

Yeah. All the residents talk like they know about the virus. DUNDUNDUUUUUN.

[@Kaefer1973]

Yeah been waiting for this since Brad talked about it on midnight screenings.

[@YuzuruA]

0% in rotten tomatoes can be considered at least an accomplishment

[@seangooden6111]

Had to watch this review again. Still just as funny. Thank you.

[@The_Platinum_Realist]

Love how Phelous just roasts characters. 😂

[@1jasup]

I'm subbed because I can tell you're a die hard GB fan

[@mokonamodaky242]

I missed the horror film reviews

[@captainimagination1110]

Phelous what are your favorite barbecue restaurants? Also are you a big fan of the Smurfs and The Legend Of Zelda?

[@culwin]

They don't have barbecue in Canada.

[@mikekz4489]

Phelous, you have done what should be impossible, a Dingo pictures version of a movie is better than the real one.