CADE THE TORTURED CROSSING BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

[@Jedimike7]

The Return of Billy’s Laugh. 😂

[@quintintarantino2485]

Cool dude but the laugh is super annoying

[@mr.knight96]

@@quintintarantino2485do you have to mention how much you hate billys laugh in damn near every bad movie roast😭🤦🏾‍♂️ goddamn WE GET IT!

[@superajsfighting]

Love Billy!

[@coreyisaac5334]

the acting is horrible 😂

[@ssgsorrels]

Billy is the black Rich Evans

[@jaybling6687]

Billy: "Why are they dancing?" Martin: "How dare you." That sums up asking why anything about a Neil Breen movie perfectly. lol

[@cicadathegod8277]

Niel Breen seems so genuine, I feel bad laughing but his movies feel like when a kid explains to you what they're drawing. You compliment their blue horse… but then they tell you it's a firefighter.

[@nightskyj7579]

Feels like making fun of a special needs kid 😂

[@blackknightdiscussions7632]

This movie (Most of Neil Breen’s films..) is literally what a Philips CDi game would look like if it was made now in 2024. 😂😂😂😂

[@alfje5492]

He used footage of Amsterdam, so that would make sense.

[@Double512]

it's actually a test run of phillips' new "reality rendering" engine, everything on screen is CGI and neil breen is the world's most advanced AI system

[@stevenpina1983]

A hatter fan of the avgn variety I see……

[@Ramen_Hibachi]

Neil Breen vs the Tiger is peak cinema

[@sebastianbutlerii6558]

I’m sure there’s a interview with the animator out there

[@Marvell3000]

​@@sebastianbutlerii6558There is, it's on the Trash Movie Kings channel. Not sure if I can post the link here since it's someone else's channel

[@flameroad123]

Kung Pow: Oh so my fight scene with a Kung fu cow means nothing to you huh.

[@markiangooley]

That Guy and the Tiger

[@baroquejen]

Neil Breen casually looking back and forth is exactly like that dog casually looking back and forth in that Acela movie. This is like Acela with actual humans that are somehow less expressive than the NPCs.

[@Excelsior_15]

I love that the Ferrari is going about 190 mph, but my man is such a professional that he keeps jerking his neck back like he's switching gears. Now that is what you call... ACTING!!!

[@wham-shirt-trimmer]

Neil Breen is the only person that makes Tyler Perry seem talented.

[@AliceBowie]

Tyler Perry might make goofy dramas, but he definitely understands human interactions and relationships. Neil Breen seems like he doesn't understand anything about what living life as a human being. I think people feel so awkward around him, his own actors forget what it's like being human, too, so everyone in the movie acts and speaks abnormally.

[@adampellett4917]

My favorite scene was at 33:23, when the filmmaker is at the background and I shouting at that scene. “YOU TEAR ME APART, BLUE-SCREEN SEQUENCES!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@clintjackson2783]

😂😂

[@bhunt799]

Him and Uwe Boll.

[@nastusalmander]

Neil Breen makes Tyler Perry look like Malcolm X

[@Thewingkongexchange]

You have to commend Breen for perfectly capturing the look and feel of a 90's point-and-click game...

[@SGman3000]

I could see him shifting into the point and click game medium seeing that its had a bit of resurgence recently.

[@bahmat]

I can't believe Neil Breen has yet another *MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!*

[@FaceFamous]

From faithful finding Neil Breen is here with another Mega BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE, TO SHOW THE WORLD......😂

[@richardadesmond]

…how could you have done this, how could you have made another blockbuster movie!

[@rommix0]

@@richardadesmond I read that in Neil Breen's voice lol

[@imaghost2961]

Love the Space Ice reference! 🤣🤣❤️

[@Dirt-McGirt]

Id love to see a DT and RLM collaboration on a Neil Breen marathon. Have Billy and Rich Evans do a recap on each movies "plot", and to see who has the loudest laugh.

[@aharris82]

That would be a classic! XD

[@ballin302008]

Break the internet

[@theyurireviewer]

With SBIG too And We Hate Movies

[@Dadmcbeardface]

I say A24 or Blumhouse give this man $10,000,000 and let him cook. Just imagine what we could get 🤣

[@hzjake]

He would pocket that and use his same stock footages / green screen and random actors

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

Don't insult Breen with blumhouse.

[@lickmyloafbruh]

He’d make something bad on purpose 💀

[@stevekasan3105]

A24 are cowards, but, they will fund à movie about Neil Breen written and directed by Joel Edgerton

[@caramel7149]

I think he already has access to that kinda money, but he doesn't want his vision sullied, so he does everything using the coins he picked up on the side of the road while filming his walking.

[@adampellett4917]

Alright, Billy continues his laughter to make another best Roast Video this weekend. What a real treat. 😂

[@JoeChillton]

How he didn't tear out his cords at this is insane

[@29AndreG]

The tiger fight broke me.

[@enochthewitness-2023]

on Breens own website which is still up, he left up out of laziness all his old posts thru the years, including where he was asking people if anyone could make a few minutes long CGI short of an animal. This was his plea for what became this garbage tiger scene. so pathetic.

[@hermunkulus]

These movies aren’t bad. They’re Breenius

[@bearerofbadnews1375]

Neil Breen has entered his Star Wars prequel phase. However the green screen here is way worse.

[@mttylerdurden9]

The prequels actually used real shooting locations, practical sets and practical effects.

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

Breen Screen

[@weilim10]

If you played a game where you'd take a drink every time Breen Screen showed up, you'd be dead before the hour mark. Jesus Christ, the whole movie is Breen screen

[@michaelstrong5383]

You could make the argument that the green screen in the Star Wars prequels was used to create backgrounds to other planets. Neil somehow couldn't find a building to film an office scene. Or a party scene. Or any other scene in general, especially when it's outside.

[@markiangooley]

@@mttylerdurden9Breen used real locations in the movie before this one, at that state college at night. He also used stock images and footage along with some green screen.

[@rommix0]

8:07 Indeed a point-and-click vibe to it. It's like Neil Breen ripping off Phantasmagoria.

[@cipangoreng]

30:32 I just realized, for a split second before it cuts, the background behind the lady disappeared. 🤣

[@KJBlueAvenger]

I noticed lol

[@dorcaswinter8296]

Because all of Neil Breen’s movies interlink I feel like Double Toasted need to do a Breen-Universe deep dive 😂 and see how all the plots link up.

[@beastmodeforever8674]

I saw that Breen goodness and i never clicked so fast in my life

[@jamesblount1043]

I've been waiting for this one!

[@hzjake]

I bet for most of these fight scenes Neil inspired by Matrix. Dollar store jackets/ Keanu at home look.

[@whyyoutrippindeebo3514]

I saw this roast on Twitch it was so funny! 🤣🤣

[@christopherdavis5214]

Neil Breen has returned 😂

[@lustbubo4638]

0:30 oof memories of getting into Amsterdam and trying to dodge trains and bikes 😂

[@yungdynamic471]

The funniest part in the movie for me isnt the tiger scene. Its the part where the "hostages" that were kidnapped and was held up in the suv with their hands pressed up against the invisible "glass" yelling for help 😂

[@Nin_the_Shinobi]

"Damn we need to make this an even fight" 😂

[@rommix0]

he said un-enthusiastically lol.

[@michaelstrong5383]

Another Neil Breen roast? I am seated!

[@niteycat]

Ran and to be seared

[@coltonlamar8892]

Billy's ''Goddamn" is priceless.

[@kenmcgee6689]

37:43 Good news, Neil Breen does have his own five hour masterclass dvd on his website.

[@enochthewitness-2023]

ive seen about an hour of it, its on youtube. its pathetic. he just rambles bs a 9 year old child could come up with and thinks he is some huge hollywood hero film-maker. try watching it if you can find it. you will facepalm. and he charges like $100 or more for the dvd.

[@AndrewHarriston]

I am completely in love with Neil Breen movies because I love bad movies with a passion and by bad I mean the movie is taken very seriously and everyone involved are completely unaware of just how bad the movie is.

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

And the Academy Awards for best acting best special effects and best director goes too Neil Breen.

[@skyofthelivingdead]

34:53 my stomach hurts from laughing so hard

[@TobiStarGaming]

The "mom" has a been in multiple scenes, she just wearing a wig She played multiple characters tho I'm confused if they are the same or not because bad movie lol

[@jackleeray]

God, the monotone voice and cadence of Neil Breen would fit Garfield perfectly 😂

[@markiangooley]

It’s so distinctive that… I don’t know. I don’t think he could alter it enough to fit our ideas of Garfield… maybe just having Garfield talk exactly like Breen would work, though.

[@cynicalperson161]

Breenfield 😂

[@bensneb360]

Neil Breen, the Ed Wood of our time

[@rommix0]

Yeah no kidding. This movie is 10 times worse than "Plan 9..."

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

He's Ed particleboard

[@HappyKat-wc4ld]

​@@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 Good one 😂

[@ramblingRJ]

I want a Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau collaboration.

[@tanikwish]

I kept thinking about The Room when I was watching 😅

[@markiangooley]

It’s a lovely idea but I can’t see Breen cooperating that much with anyone. Wiseau, maybe.

[@OwlRabbitArt]

They should hire Neil Breen on adult swim to make a new show for them

[@Falcovsleon21]

This needs to air on Adult Swim.

[@NangkeDrawsstuff]

I went into this movie cold, but luckily I caught it at an Alamo Drafthouse, so the vibe of the crowd helped me through it

[@HappyKat-wc4ld]

That sounds amazing

[@sebastianbutlerii6558]

mr. Coleman, neil has a masterclass. $500 for a 5hr symposium which he made himself. its the greatest mess I've ever witnessed

[@Arosukir6]

$500?! When RedLetterMedia talked about it the price was only $270! Did he really nearly double the price since then? 😂

[@sebastianbutlerii6558]

@@Arosukir6 my apologies. $160 in the us price. I don’t know where I got 500. Still overpriced though

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

The beginning with the train is hilarious 😂

[@markiangooley]

When the movie was shown in Amsterdam everyone recognized the location…

[@derekthibert4246]

Ahh, a Neil Breen bad movie roast! What a great way to start the weekend!

[@diomedesperdomogarcia9410]

I rewatched your fateful findings review yesterday lol

[@whyyoutrippindeebo3514]

That was one of my favorite roasts

[@spicymemes7458]

We making it out of the dispensary with this one

[@mundaneamazing]

Damn, this had me DYIN'! I'm going to my friends' house, but I want to watch the last 15 minutes so bad 😂

[@jjohnson218]

The cue cards must be written in small print or really bad hand writing (maybe both) cause the pauses with confusion on the actors face reminds me of myself in middle school.

[@pumalee9132]

This is like a bad naked gun movie

[@narotic6133]

As a KZbin commenter, this was entertaining

[@ParkerStanfieldFilm]

I love how an ex-architect can’t grasp the rules of elementary physics. If I ever move to Vegas, I gotta make sure he didn’t design whatever apartment I move into.

[@LiamDalley-jd1kc]

Something about Neil Breen’s filmaking and filmography are so inept that makes his movies some of the greatest so bad it’s good ever made

[@Wheler]

Thank you 🙏🏾 whoever introduced Korey to to Billy and Neil Breen movies.

[@DanEss1992]

No one makes movies like good ol' Neil😂

[@Bullz_eye47]

Neil breen strikes again

[@Paranormal718]

20:43 😆 🤣 😂 "oh, we just missed him. With the fire and the ninjas..." 😆

[@KadeemG61]

The “Apartments On Video” Birdemic style

[@enochthewitness-2023]

you guys missed pointing out how the ninjas are literally the hostages with ninja masks on, because he was too cheap to hire more than a few actors. You can clearly see each of their faces under the masks. Also nobody points out how when they mime in the car, none of them are banging on the "windows" to get help. They just hold their hands splayed open as if mimes, to reinforce the myth of the window being shut. But you have to ask, WHY couldn't Breen just have the windows UP and them ACTUALLY bang on the windows??? Breen makes ZERO SENSE> utterly nuts

[@markiangooley]

The windows had too much tinting? Just guessing. And he was too cheap to rent or borrow a different vehicle?

[@enochthewitness-2023]

@@markiangooley that solves it, he probably borrowed a vehicle and didnt pay for it, because if he was paying to borrow a vehicle he would have gotten what he needed.

[@OwlTowel]

Billy's laugh could cure any illness

[@Erichwanh]

I like how when I said "Breenius" on your FB page I was hit with bots pretending to be DT, because the internet is a dead place.

[@michaelstrong5383]

I am so glad I'm not using Facebook anymore. The bots in that website is so annoying.

[@Rescoase]

With the ninja fight scene, Neil was inspired by The Matrix fx.

[@enochthewitness-2023]

shame he didnt incorporate any of it into his movie lol

[@grantdanasty]

34:50 Oh, is this that Tekken live-action movie?

[@Excelsior_15]

That lady said he has no idea who he's getting involved with, and laughed out of character when Neil breen walked in and he kept it in the movie.

[@MentLeee]

You guys got to review Alex Maisonette moves.. like the one with Fat Joe called “Checkmate”. He’s up there with Neil Breen

[@aharris82]

This Bad Movie Roast should be a warning to all aspiring cinema directors on what NOT to do when making a film, this was sooooo cringy 😬 XD

[@Heirllionaire]

Neil Breen is actually LEONARD NIMOY, if he'd bnen allowed to lose his mind and was NOT talented.

[@jacketofthe80s13]

make the movie about the 2 doctors that shit was gold

[@RobertoVillegas-vincent404]

When RLM did their recent review on this, I was wanting until you all saw it. Glad you finally watched it.

[@guthax30]

I've watched several reviews of this from different KZbinrs, seen tons of clips and heard tons of plot synopsis'...still have no clue about the plot.

[@JoeChillton]

Breen 2024 Its better than the alternatives 😅

[@caramel7149]

lol, I can imagine him being president and, he's like "I'm not changing who I am for anyone, that would be corrupt" and then he'd proceed to make very low budget movies in the White House and Air Force One. The secret service would get cast into roles, but they'd awkwardly wear the character clothes over their uniforms, and never take off their sunglasses and earpieces.

[@JoeChillton]

@@caramel7149 lmao YES

[@codafett]

This might be the saddest movie I've ever seen

[@rommix0]

It really is. It was hard to sit through. So much so I had to take a break from watching the roast and to watch it later.

[@LARKXHIN]

I laughed more in the first 16 minutes than I have in ages lmao

[@TECH097]

Neil Breen's films always scare me becasue it feels like the manifesto of someone who has no power and is ready to snap, but if given that power would take VERY drastic action to make ethe world his vision of perfection.

[@arodz21]

Not that this would help trying to figure out a Neil Breen movie and I don't know if you realize this or not but this is actually a sequel to his previous movie, Twisted Pair. So maybe that's why things didn't make sense to you??

[@markiangooley]

Basically you could take everything necessary from Twisted Pair and explain it in a 30-second exposition dump: identical twin brothers given superpowers by aliens, one went bad though not utterly and is going mad and lost his powers, other is good according to Breen’s idea of good. That’s about it.

[@KillerGrim47]

Im surprised they didnt include the twist of the tiger😂😂 Edit: damn i just realized despite everything else… neil breen’s soundtracks arent really bad😂

[@enochthewitness-2023]

probly stock music like all his stock footage

[@KillerGrim47]

⁠@@enochthewitness-2023ah damn…. 😂😂 at this point i dont doubt it

[@JohnnyNada]

Is this movie available to watch on demand yet? Ive been looking for it !

[@enochthewitness-2023]

neil only sells his movies on dvds which he produces at his house ( gag...). so he can keep 100% profit. he signs the dvd though so you can have that "pride". probably cuz no store would want to have that on their shelves so he had to sell it himself LOL

[@markiangooley]

I understand he plans to put it on some streaming services later, maybe late 2024? He does have a few earlier films on streaming, but I think that one or two of them aren’t available from him or via streaming either.

[@poihpioakarp8845]

Even by Korey standards this was an S tier ad transition, excellent job 👏👏👏

[@caramel7149]

Neil Breen only hits homeruns, the problem is, this is volleyball.

[@Melmac84]

@41:40 Billy’s reaction 🤣🤣🤣

[@LARKXHIN]

He literally went "!"

[@shockeye3863]

Neil Breen's Myst

[@29AndreG]

I’ve seen better green screen on early 2010s Smosh videos.

[@markiangooley]

A big problem is that he’s trying to match stock pictures of scenes with a lot of depth to a green screen space that isn’t anywhere near as deep. But there’s lots more…

[@wtfaiwpodcast]

And they didn't even mention the chesty ghost lady who was also somehow the tiger.

[@noheroespublishing1907]

Someday we will get the "Neal Breen Collection" release by the Criterion Collection. 😂

[@derinaries]

Yup. The Crappy Criterion Collection.

[@Paranormal718]

I probably would've never discovered Neil Breen if it wasn't for DT. Bonus points on the synopsis of this particular person's background. "His dreams are other peoples' nightmares..."

[@Paranormal718]

34:27 ok...sigh. There's absolutely no call back, set up, or logical explaination for Neil Breen to combat a White Tiger.

[@JokermanUno]

34:45 made my jaw drop and had me put my face into the palms of my cupped hands...

[@jim3565]

I expecting this movie to be bad not this bad..😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Paranormal718]

Neil Breen is the manifestation of either having a corner of shitty "yes men" on your side, or being truly warped that what one is providing is of worth.

[@stevekasan3105]

We have it all wrong My man Neil has capitalised of this old point and click CD Rom games format and placement looping, this is showing what true films created by AI will be like To say an AI generated film will be a Neil Breen picture What an auteur What a visionary What a prophet

[@yourdadhasadogfilter2505]

I'm gonna be that guy and inform you guys that that's a tram, not a train 🤓

[@markiangooley]

It’s a sort of big tram, in the light-rail mode, but yes. Typical nowadays, rather different from old-fashioned streetcars.

[@MST3Kfan1]

Good to see Billy back. Such a hilarious video.

[@Marvell3000]

Saw this movie twice in theaters. One of the films in our lifetime

[@Marvell3000]

The fact this movie won an award for Best fantasy film is hilarious

[@markiangooley]

Small film festival with a lot of Breen fans there, probably not a lot of competition in that category either. Only to be expected?

[@HappyKat-wc4ld]

Was looking for the perfect KZbin video to watch while eating cheese and drinking. I've found it

[@TopFilm285]

18:48 that Doctor Strange Movement

[@thuglifeinc4894]

When the villian so villiany that the world just stops for a moment to let 'em speak. The clouds wouldn't want to upset the man so they stood in place

[@dmajorx]

Neil started making this movie on windows 98😂 and kept 95% of it and said ok I think its ready🤣

[@chrisnoggins3650]

I watch your faithful findings review over a hundred times so yes I was waiting on this 😅

[@Hacksaw-Ben-Thuggin]

13:00 okay this whole thing was funny but the windows being down made me mad. We jumped all they way into "insulting our intelligence" territory.

[@nithingeorge]

Please review the remaining Neil Breen movies, guys😂 You guys would hit the jackpot by doing so...

[@wstine79]

"DAMN! We need to make this an even fight."

[@enochthewitness-2023]

yeah bring in the geriatric beanpole in skinny jeans, he will save us

[@austenlewis4154]

Bro I'll do anything for them to watch and review birdemic shock and terror