Love how with Breen movies I can watch different reviewers describe the same movie and it seems like completely different stories.
@nc26695 ай бұрын
Artistic interpretation - that's how you know it's great art
@latetotheparty71395 ай бұрын
Yeah. I've seen some that seem to have a whole other plot thread going on that Snob didn't even mention and I would have had no idea I was missing anything.
@MissDebbieSue1235 ай бұрын
Yes!! Check out Homeless Movie's reviews of the Breeniverse. I was on the floor. I am going to binge the Snobs Breen reviews. Sounds like a fun night!!😄🤗🤨🙄
@aelitastones1266Ай бұрын
Breen chose your own adventure would be epic
@FrenchPaul1988Ай бұрын
I get a similar feeling watching reviews of a same movie by the Snob and Phelous (or either of them and Nostalgia Critic). Each reviewer will have different takeaways and highlight different things, making the movie reviewed look very different.
@jasonjimerson70465 ай бұрын
The only reason why I know Neil Breen is a thing is because of you, Snob! Thanks!
@scottneil11875 ай бұрын
Not an RLM fan huh?.
@gp29175 ай бұрын
Check out SpaceIce
@MandleRoss5 ай бұрын
@@scottneil1187 haha was just coming in here to mention RLM.
@Jifuryu5 ай бұрын
This film was actually filmed in front of a Breen screen.
@weeds5265 ай бұрын
I like how out of all his movies, Neil decided that NOW was the time for a sequel. Like all his movies before Twisted Pair were neatly wrapped up but there were so many unanswered questions that he had to make a follow up
@evandaymon83035 ай бұрын
Probably because of snob and many other reactions is why he decided to make a sequel. Heck the scene where he get hit by a train and pretends that it didn't affect him is his way of not subtly telling audience he knows his films are bad but he though the laugher of him getting run over is good not that they are laughing at him and making fun for that absurd trope of him getting hit a lot. My point is neil is a naive clueless movie maker
@robotrix5 ай бұрын
And yet is answered nothing and added questions. What happened to the powers he had before like unlocking doors. Can't open the van? Why are Cale's alien made implants failing? So the aliens aren't perfect?
@Claypidgeon1625 ай бұрын
I think it was Fanboy Flicks that pointed out this movie looks like a full-motion point-and-click adventure game from the 90's
@nsxpetes3 ай бұрын
Rlm too
@SirAsdf5 ай бұрын
This movie feels like I'm watching footage from a 90s FMV game that was never made.
@CrypticCocktails5 ай бұрын
That is the comment I didn’t know I needed. You’re spot on
@current93005 ай бұрын
Neil Breen has really good adventure game protagonist walk cycle.
@d1halberdgnoll9635 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly. Complete with the "items" that you can interact with being instantly apparent on the screen.
@edwardtjbrown19795 ай бұрын
Yes! I was thinking the same thing. Something on the Sega CD or something a bit more 'ambitious ', like the Phantasmagoria 2 PC game.
@Tubbins825 ай бұрын
Neil has a new movie? That's it. I'm resigning today as president of the bank just to watch it.
@MajorJakas5 ай бұрын
Yea right, you could just go home early, loser
@AliceBowie5 ай бұрын
Neil Breen sort of reminds me of Louis Wain, the English artist who drew cats, and as his mental state deteriorated, the cats began to look increasingly psychedelic and symmetrical. In the same way, Neil Breen's movies increasingly reflect his descent into madness.
@louisduarte87635 ай бұрын
Your statement implies he didn't start out already mad.
@mattfleurant92955 ай бұрын
Cinema will never repay the debt it owes this man.
@wilcee2385 ай бұрын
A whole tree fiddy.
@louisduarte87635 ай бұрын
"Thank you , Neil Breen, for making even OUR worst schlock look like gold compared to your crap."
@Too-many-Books5 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@MinutesFromVegas5 ай бұрын
Neil is a trendsetter. In 2024 he finds a way to go Straight to VHS
@Gideon133975 ай бұрын
It's amazing isn't it?
@FrenchPaul19884 ай бұрын
The special effects look like something from 25 or so years ago.
@eb98323 ай бұрын
Straight to VHS 😂😂😂😂
@Luke.S20995 ай бұрын
Best thing about a new Neil Breen movie, is that we get to watch the Snob review it.
@lancerguy36675 ай бұрын
It's impossible to be in a bad mood while a Neil Breen movie is playing. It just can't be done.
@Vast3.145 ай бұрын
I didn't believe you but then the scene with the white tiger fist fight played and then, as bank president, I was forced to believe you.
@scottneil11875 ай бұрын
Never watched one, never will. I only use my time to watch good films, I have a very low tolerance for garbage.
@enlightenednormie2424 ай бұрын
@@scottneil1187 if that's the case, what are you doing here, watching this review?
@davidimrie69165 ай бұрын
The Tortured Crossing is a special effects extravaganza. This is the George Lucas/Steven Spielberg side of Neil Breen. We now need the Martin Scorsese version of Breen or possibly the Michael Mann side of him. I think I speak for other fans of this man and can boldly demand a horror picture in the style of early Cronenberg or John Carpenter. That is a dream that I wish can be fulfilled. Perhaps a GoFundMe page for Breen??
@knightnday105 ай бұрын
Wow, these folks read their lines like they had just seen them after they had been translated three or four times by Google Translate. Thanks for another Breen movie Snob.
@TTt-6665 ай бұрын
I was sure at the end he was going to say "I must go back to my home planet now". and fly straight up like when they got rid of Poochie from the itchy & scratchy show.
@Gusterson985 ай бұрын
Finally more of the true Breenius filmography from Neil himself
@mar10ssj15 ай бұрын
At this rate, they might as well make an award category for the film academy that goes "Best actor who is not Neil Breen".
@cherylfagan32195 ай бұрын
I would listen to the kitties read the phonebook. They are most certainly actors.
@iceheart8625 ай бұрын
after seeing this I am convinced Neil Breen should be in charge of the M.C.U and be the next Captain America.
@wilcee2385 ай бұрын
He’s more of a Captain Caveman
@FrenchPaul19884 ай бұрын
Would make it much better than it has been since Avengers:Endgame.
@erika82144 ай бұрын
I love it when Snobby reviews Neil Breen movies. I never heard of him before Cinema Snob. Neil Breen needs to hire Snob and his cats to be in one of his movies.
@oddcrafter12705 ай бұрын
Good god, that greenscreen work is magical! XD
@SigEpBlue5 ай бұрын
Maybe we should call it "BreenScreen" here.
@Too-many-Books5 ай бұрын
Neil Breen, the Ed Wood of the digital age!
@DarkOverlord965 ай бұрын
That's an insult to Ed Wood.
@Too-many-Books5 ай бұрын
@@DarkOverlord96 😂 You're probably right, Ed did have a style that is sorely lacking in Breen's "films". I can watch an Ed Wood film from start to finish, but I doubt I could watch an entire Breen film; the short clips I've seen in reviews are enough.
@cameraguy1968Ай бұрын
Nah, he makes Wood look like Scorsese
@vgtrp5 ай бұрын
I gotta give Neil Breen credit, not everyone can make a movie on a budget of $20.
@burninsherman10374 ай бұрын
Sadly, I think his movies cost significantly more than that. As with most vanity projects, they get money put into them, but still suck because the director/star/producer/everygoddamnthing doesn't know what the hell they're doing.
@vgtrp4 ай бұрын
@@burninsherman1037 I was joking about the $20 thing, due to how cheap it looked.
@evandaymon83034 ай бұрын
Well true but then again he has the money to afford a Ferrari makes you wonder what job did he worked at before going to make his attempt at a film career to afford a Ferrari? And it's not a fake Ferrari it's the very same one from one of his previous films
@evandaymon83034 ай бұрын
I look into it a bit. He is a architect Yea that makes sense how he is able to afford a Ferrari and make these films
@vgtrp4 ай бұрын
@@evandaymon8303 The Ferrari is the only thing in his movies that isn’t fake. Does make me wonder were the money for his films is actually going if can afford a Ferrari.
@TheGaijinsider5 ай бұрын
I saw this in a one-day-only showing at my local Alamo Drafthouse - all of us turned it into an impromptu Rocky Horror experience. Thanks for introducing me to his works, Snob!
@DanielCrookeFilms5 ай бұрын
The X-Men/Glass reference made me nearly choke on my sandwich. 😂😂
5 ай бұрын
2:46 LO-fucking-L. Breen never fails to stop with the hilarity. Also, it's a tram, not a bus. I was certainly not expecting a dance number in a Neil Breen movie, that's for sure. Plus, this is the first Neil Breen movie not to take place in Las Vegas. Though I believe it's filmed there in Breenscreen Studios.
@Sabeythang5 ай бұрын
This whole movie was Neil Breen creating an early 90s FMV-based point and click adventure, like Wrath of the Gods or The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery.
@Claypidgeon1625 ай бұрын
17:42 "I know what I'm talking about because I'm ....the judge? The Vice President?"
@LammasuRex5 ай бұрын
Couple of things to unpack here. He seemed to make sure his lead actresses wore really short dresses. And despite his obsession with AI and gene editing, he clearly has no idea how they actually work or what they do.
@evandaymon83034 ай бұрын
Closest he got is that it does involve with computers for ai but that's about it
@danielvandersall67565 ай бұрын
Think that's actually Neil's Ferrari 430 Modena. The Testarossa in Double Down was his too.
@vandalfinnicus15075 ай бұрын
Pictures of abandoned asylyms and that type of stuff is beautiful in my opinion, so imo it's factually correct to say there's beauty in this movie.
@Panda_Roll5 ай бұрын
I laughed way too hard at the tiger scene 😂🤣👍
@Too-many-Books5 ай бұрын
And why is it a white tiger? They don't even exist in the wild anymore. His inner Vegas is showing, he definitely went to more than a few Siegfried and Roy shows!
@MrKite5 ай бұрын
The Breenius returns!
@johnroscoe24065 ай бұрын
Because of the Snob, Brutal Moose and RLM Neil Breen is now a staple in my household.
@chasehedges67755 ай бұрын
Always love when Brad delivers
@charlottecorday84945 ай бұрын
That dance sequence is the most amazing thing he's ever done
@kieranelliott56075 ай бұрын
A sequel, Neil Breen? You spoil us.
@aaronmarlowe6233 ай бұрын
I swear this movie looks like a 90s point and click adventure game 😂
@drakedarkstar54225 ай бұрын
Oh my God!!!! It's finally here!!!! I almost gave up hope!
@TravNash5 ай бұрын
Breen needs to get into FMV murder mysteries.
@edwardtjbrown19795 ай бұрын
A delicious review. Neil films remind me of the acting in FMV games like Phantasmagoria.
@linksbetweendrinks70324 ай бұрын
About time, snob! I feel like I've been waiting years for this!
@kaydog24505 ай бұрын
I mentioned this to you in one of your previous videos 5 years between films i guess its better than waiting 10 years great video
@TheOneFreakservo5 ай бұрын
_"Holy sh*t it's a castle!!"_ It's only a model.
@thEannoyingE5 ай бұрын
Holy shit, it finally happened, Brad found a film that was cheaper anything David Decoto makes now!
@cthulhukc7six6six375 ай бұрын
These are amazing for not being great. And I love how the Snob reviews these Breen masterpieces.
@hectoraccented53125 ай бұрын
This is the first Neil movie that I won't describe as "so bad is good"
@philipcampbell40965 ай бұрын
Dang Double Toasted should be roasting this in the week so i get double the entertainment. Thanks Cinema Snob 🤣
@iceheart8625 ай бұрын
be sure to try his Cinema snob cereal it will bring out the snob in ya. (believeit or not starts to play.) each box comes with a free Caligula poster.
@MaximumRD5 ай бұрын
Even for a Breen production, I must ask "What the hell even is this?" 😂😂
@RichardWatt5 ай бұрын
"The hospital he's bern funding" - looks rather Soviet to me from the images Neil Breen used.
@Too-many-Books5 ай бұрын
Yeah, how did it get so run down so quickly? The building pictured was abandoned 50 years ago at the very least. It would have looked awful when he started donating to it. Did he just mail the check without ever going there. I think the operating room scene says it best.
@GamesFromSpace5 ай бұрын
You kept saying this was filmed on green screen. I think you meant breen screen.
@thomasgallipoli8376Ай бұрын
So Bad It’s Good mentioned that possibly Neil used the Breen Screen because of lockdown and Covid, that makes sense (three words I’d never thought I would use in a Breenverse comment) Cinema Snob is so hilarious 😂
@nenakarra25793 күн бұрын
I repeat the part with the cats in my head as a mantra weekly.
@Made_In_Heaven884 ай бұрын
14:56 I haven't heard acting like this since the first Resident Evil game 😂
@SMlFFY8516 күн бұрын
Neil Breen should make FMV point and click adventure games, his movies look like them anyway.
@kathleencunningham62365 ай бұрын
WTF!! I kept expecting the Energizer Bunny to break into the scenes!😂
@SangTheCryptek5 ай бұрын
The most Philips CD-i movie I've ever seen.
@lisuru53024 ай бұрын
saw this on my feed and i dropped everything i was doing to watch this. Omg. 🤣🤣
@emperortrevornorton31194 ай бұрын
Computers weren't broken this time just didn't have the passwords for them
@danielvandersall67565 ай бұрын
8:15 Think I've been to this castle--Bran Castle in Romania.
@danielvandersall67565 ай бұрын
Dracula's stronghold was a castle called Poenari--his stronghold and the site of many of the legends about him. It's just off the Transfăgărășan highway into the mountains--a road "Top Gear" called the Greatest driving road on earth. It's in ruins, sadly--not from any attack but by landslides. Today it is maintained by a local historical society. Only way to get to it is up about 1500 steps--nice cardio workout to see a ruined shell of a once awesome stronghold. From Wikipedia--During the Communist era in Romania, foreign visitors sometimes spent the night inside the ruined structure; among them was Fatimeh Pahlavi's husband, Vincent Lee Hillyer, who claimed that in the night the temperature was much lower than usual in the castle (even in the month of July), smelled rotten flowers although there were none, he suffered from bizarre nightmares, inexplicably contracted keratosis, and got the "overpowering feeling" that he was being watched and got bitten without being physically assaulted.
@kevinmcqueenie74205 ай бұрын
Tommy Wiseau got James Franco. Who is Neil in the biopic? I volunteer Liam Neeson!
@maggie29622 ай бұрын
As a former mental inpatient, I approve of this movie and its commitment to realism.
@robertschneck85835 ай бұрын
There is something fascinating about these movies. Not good, but fascinating. Like, what would David Lynch do with nothing but green screens, stock footage, and a cast of PTA members?
@vulteiuscatellus41054 ай бұрын
He’d still do better. He’d make something truly nightmarish, disturbing, original, and insightful - instead of derivative conspiracy theorist garbage that looks like unfinished ‘90s video game cutscenes. Don’t you dare compare Lynch to this hack.
@aarondavis89435 ай бұрын
I love Snob's Breen videos. And his James Bond reviews; hint hint.
@shendruew5 ай бұрын
Totally been waiting for this one lol.
@StrudelerOfTheTSociety5 ай бұрын
How is this the first sequel? I refuse to believe that. I'm with you Snob, the Breenverse is real and continuously built upon through direct sequels.
@evandaymon83034 ай бұрын
Or maybe this sequel is start of the breenaverse
@deathsyth88883 ай бұрын
This is the first direct sequel. Everything else is in the same "Breeniverse".
@AcedeKlown10 күн бұрын
'Neil Breen being "hit" by a Breenscreened Amsterdam tram' was not something I had on my 2024 bingo card
@d1halberdgnoll9635 ай бұрын
I find it incredible how Breen seems to... not know things, I guess? Has the man never had an injection? Does he not know how syringes work?
@THE_Dodge_Morningstar5 ай бұрын
😂I made it all the way up to the tiger fight... Then I died. I swear, I haven't laughed like that all year. Ok. I'm gona try restarting the video and get through the rest of it.
@jamesschuur28014 ай бұрын
I would CERTAINLY rather have a line in a Breen film than have anything Hollywood has to offer.
@michaelryall57525 ай бұрын
Perhaps the success of this sequel will encourage Breen's ambition and creativity to bring forth other sequels. Or perhaps bring in other characters from his other movies. I want to see the return of Cyber-Jesus from "I Am Here...Now" that's his best film in my humble opinion. Also less green screen, real sets always brings a higher quality to the films.
@perm32274 ай бұрын
Was this filmed during the lockdown or something? Feels like more green screen than all the other "films". Also, gotta love the delivery of "Damn, we need to make this an even fight!". 😂 And did he say that twice? Is that the spell for cloning?
@FrenchPaul19884 ай бұрын
The green screen and the fight scene towards the end with the people clearly not facing each other had me think of this. At least it would make sense.
@geengeklooi5 ай бұрын
Classic Breen, Classic Snob, thank
@endplanets5 ай бұрын
Having red lines on the thumbnail made me think I had already seen the vid (in the video progress bar).
@mamacindyrogofsky4955 ай бұрын
This is odd. I was thinking of Neil Breen yesterday. Now Brad comes out with a new video about Neil Breen. I must be psychic. 😂😂😂😂
@Emulous795 ай бұрын
I was just talking about Neil Breen yesterday, oddly enough.
@BlackThoughtTheOverLord5 ай бұрын
I am sure hoping Brad does a review of 'Vanished - Left Behind: Next Generation'. 😂
@izzy23845 ай бұрын
I was rewatching all the Neil Breen reviews just last night and wondering when you'd talk about this one.
@louisduarte87635 ай бұрын
1:15The psychic Siamese cats return! 3:15 Or just break them out of the van now with...wait, what the hell ARE Cade's powers? 3:45 Those "guys in suits" are his investors. 9:42 "Something is wrong with this guy!" Ya think?! 13:38 No Breen movie "needs" to be made. How the deuce does Neil Breen get money and actors for his movies?
@Zeroless5 ай бұрын
Seems neil getting self aware doesn't change him that much
@MissDebbieSue1235 ай бұрын
I think Neil Breen embodies the saying " the lights are on, but nobody's home."
@bigduke59025 ай бұрын
Thanks, Max Landis!
@Cukito45 ай бұрын
I secretly play "Believe it or not!" at the start and end of all your videos!
@chaosvii5 ай бұрын
Thank you for being a real one on the down-low.
@Tim_Raths2 ай бұрын
Now I want to see The Snob review Salo.
@HandsomeSteveJacobson5 ай бұрын
Just what I needed
@declanhandley-byrne43354 ай бұрын
The bad greenscreening in the other movies was building up to this, the ultimate Breen screen film
@JamezMorrizProjectz4 ай бұрын
he's a genius. dude knows exactly what he's doing and its fucking genius.
@MandleRoss5 ай бұрын
Neil, filming in actual locations would be so much easier than matching the scale and perspective of greenscreen shots with the background stills. Although, I must admit you are pretty good at it. That shit's hard!
@NeedlesSweetToothKaneTheClown4 ай бұрын
"Damn! We need to make this an even fight."
@jackdoobie5 ай бұрын
This guy is a true master with powers.
@TimdenTuinder5 ай бұрын
That's a strange looking bus 😂
@codydoxey24975 ай бұрын
I really wish she had said "get over here tired"
@ShadeMeadows4 ай бұрын
22:10 Doug Walker appears.
@Dendarang5 ай бұрын
25:50 "Congratulations" x15
@Gideon133975 ай бұрын
I love how some them are stumbling over their lines 😂
@Dirknesss4 ай бұрын
2:40 That's not a bus, that's a tram.. In Amsterdam.
@locodro6665 ай бұрын
"Breen Screen" is a marvel of cinematic genius he truly is a master of is own craft lol
@ChrisFowler015 ай бұрын
I have lost muscle and reflexes watching that training montage.
@ranchoth4 ай бұрын
I just have to say, looking back, there DO seem to be thematic undercurrents about duality, and points that would actually make a _lot_ more sense if the character played by Breen was exhibiting a "split personality," or were _literally_ two doppleganger characters, possibly even without any knowledge their counterpart even existed, even back to some of his earliest works. Also, if you screw with the video quality on THIS film, it looks a lot like an FMV game from 1994.
@SALshaNoma5 ай бұрын
At this point the bad green screening has to be part of the joke. I mean there can't be that many places they couldn't film on location for. Though the sound quality isn't the worst for this show.