Cade: The Tortured Crossing Trailer (A Neil Breen Film)

Cade: The Tortured Crossing by Neil Breen (2023)
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[@gablefisk-govphost817]

I cannot believe Neil Breen made another movie. I cannot believe Neil Breen made another movie. How could he have done this , how could he have made another movie?

[@Xenoforge78]

I can't help ya out of this one, Gab.

[@LisleVonRhuman]

Oh God, I love you so much for this.

[@themayqueen666]

I resign today as president of the Neil Breen Fanclub

[@THISISBORN]

Nice lol

[@jar768jake]

Took me a moment but I got it 🤣

[@seamusthatsthedog4819]

I feel like I'm genuinely digging his style. It looks like a pre-rendered, point n' click FMV adventure game from the 90s.

[@mikeg4691]

Definitely has Harvester vibes

[@valdemar_bd9859]

ya

[@seamusthatsthedog4819]

@@mikeg4691 These two scenes from 1:50 to 2:13 really do look straight out of Harvester

[@Sivadavis_Music]

Turn the video to the lowest quality setting, at 144p, it works so well like that

[@moviebuff3000]

(Puts Flashlight at Neil Breens character) "Get serious"

[@Terrorbag]

So much glorious Breen-screen. This is what he's been preparing us for.

[@eightbitsurrenderomi4148]

Breen-screen is his trademark technology

[@sponish0]

He even green screened just a standard office !? Lol why it’s not a lot to rent out an office for a week! you could probs even get it for free if you asked about doing it on a weekend

[@jack-a-lopium]

@@sponish0 *pandemic film

[@sponish0]

@@jack-a-lopium he did similar stuff in other films so not buying that 😅

[@jack-a-lopium]

@@sponish0 Hahah, he literally says that exact thing in the video he just released to his KZbin channel. I won't link, cos that's naughty, but it's called 'Cade update number 2', I dunno if that's some kind of scatological significance, who knows?

[@toonbat]

"Wherever there's an injustice, I will be there." That can be interpreted in more than one way, Neil.

[@artmoss6889]

An analogous statement might be, "Wherever there's bad acting, I'll be there."

[@sojourndestination3031]

Who can forget the amazing title, I AM HERE...NOW

[@artmoss6889]

@@sojourndestination3031 The original title was, "I am here . . . now. I was also here yesterday, but I'm here now, too."

[@sojourndestination3031]

@@artmoss6889 Is that on the special features of the DVD?

[@artmoss6889]

@@sojourndestination3031 Yes, it's special commentary that follows a section in which Breen is teaching his actors how to behave less like human beings and more like shouty automatons.

[@kidcrossfire3489]

I love how nothing in any shot seems to exist in the same universe as anything else in that same shot.

[@LisleVonRhuman]

All part of the genius, my friend. Interstellar? Tuh?! For alternate universes Breen is the man, eat your heart out Chris Nolan!

[@VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

Otherwise known as the Breen Screen Effect, a relatively novel cinematic technique that utilizes the aesthetic of explosion GIFs paired against stock photo backdrops of varying resolutions. This technique was pioneered and perfected by the Breenius himself on Pass Thru and Twisted Pair, and now he's taking it to the next level.

[@Doctordoompapito]

@@LisleVonRhuman I know we are all extremely excited for the new Breen movie but please don't kick the old man Nolan. Before Breen he was kind of our comfort director the one we could trust for a good time at the theatre ...I'm just asking not to be ungreatful Nolan does his best. Of course even with his millions of dollars he's no match to Breens out of this world creativity and bravado. With love thank you.

[@spankyx8606]

it creates a low level sense of unreality that makes me uneasy.

[@roykentseyebrows4196]

That's kinda his signature style.

[@josterplays8128]

I think it was nice of Marvel Studios to let Neil Breen film on one of their sets.

[@j.ritter619]

The only difference is that Marvel doesn't use Windows 95 to render backgrounds.

[@josterplays8128]

@@j.ritter619 Right, they used it to render some of the CGI in Black Panther, the Axl hologram, and MODOK instead.

[@leskijin4988]

This looks better than Quantumania in any way tho.

[@schuylerbuffington1646]

A budget of dollars. A cast of a dozen. An epic. A masterpiece.

[@JustATotalNerd]

😂😂

[@Bhatt_Hole]

And buttloads of sincere and insincere praise which has clouded his awareness. Which, was already pretty low.

[@jimger9978]

one of the movies ever

[@hvitekristesdod]

@@Bhatt_HoleI can’t be anything else but sincere in my comments and reviews. He’s made objectively some of the worst films of all time and I never want him to give up or change

[@mikeg4691]

I love his distorted sense of scale, perspective, and spacial awareness. #eyesonbreen

[@boat1280]

It reminds me of my favorite element of The Room, which is the insanely fucked up city backdrop on the rooftop scenes. When you actually look at it it's so bizarre, just like Breen's green screen rooms lmao

[@LisleVonRhuman]

He’s the Picasso of film!

[@bogboy90210]

@@LisleVonRhuman you realise he’s gonna put that quote on the poster.

[@sponish0]

@@boat1280 the rooms effects look state of the art compared to this lol

[@samaleks4390]

Not to mention the distorted self awareness

[@tailsgoesfloofowo1085]

If Neil Breen has 1 million fans, I’m one of them. If Neil Breen has 1 thousand fans, I’m one of them. If Neil Breen has 1 hundred fans, I’m one of them. If Neil Breen has 1 fan, I’m that fan. If Neil Breen has 0 fans, I’m dead. For now until forever, I will cherish him and his works. Thank you for your contributions to the arts. 💖

[@shreknet]

Well said

[@jeffredfern3744]

An auteur of the 21st century.

[@Rswipes83]

God speed. May the heavenly breen watch over you.

[@aperturealpha6760]

hes never gonna have just 1 fan and its you because we all exist and prolly love neil more than you do.

[@officialtigerfish7633]

I know that this is a meme comment, but I'm in complete agreement

[@jovialnobody]

I'm deeply disturbed by the lack of laptops and tuna cans, but the way he uses green screens is so masterful that this is already a masterpiece to my eyes!

[@kungfew1396]

You mean lack of tons of obviously broken laptops. 😂

[@toonbat]

All the cans of tuna were digitally replaced with wheelchairs after dolphins started complaining.

[@pakey423]

Those are not green screens, but Breen screens! 😉

[@theindiandjembe]

Now onwards, it's the green screen and stock audio bruh 😂 no more tuna cans and laptops.

[@TheWaynos73]

Not enough running up desert hills and threatening to either destroy or save Vegas. I think.

[@daltonminnema960]

I love when artists restrict themselves. Like authors never using the letter E in their book, an artist only painting in the color blue and of course Neil Breen restricting himself to jpgs and green screens.

[@6581punk]

As Tommy Wiseau said when told he could have shoot a roof scene on an actual roof, "No we do it how hollywood does it".

[@6581punk]

Just wait until Neil discovers animated gifs :D

[@davistoa]

That is not restricting. That is called laziness. Please do not accidentally confuse this for intentional

[@linnfriberg4017]

@@davistoa I think it's meant as a joke =)

[@davistoa]

@@SteambieGrimbley9110 Haha okay, I'll give you that. They are certainly not mutually exclusive.

[@kyanrinel5898]

That last fight scene…there’s no way he’s not fully self aware of what he’s doing at this point.

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

That battle scene was up there with Lord of the rings or Star wars

[@HC-cb4yp]

Have you seen "The Matrix Reloaded?"

[@norse1585]

No he put his whole pussy into this & this is why he's one of the greatest of all time. He's not trying to be comedic, he's serious, which is why it's always a masterpiece with him. When SBIG directors are "in on the joke" (like tommy wiseau) they start producing crap. With the Breen it's always pure gold bc it's always earnest.

[@IronCardinal181]

This is what Avengers Endgame should have been!!!

[@nicholaspaul924]

@@HC-cb4yp The Matrix Breenloaded

[@ShaggyLunchCake]

Genuinely more excited for this movie than any other movie coming this year

[@Doctordoompapito]

Only this and Oppenheimer for me...maybe Mission Impossible 7 next summer. Nowadays is really hard to choose a movie one can get really excited for. But Neil Breen delivers the goods every single time. Tom Cruise is a close second but of course he and Nolan got the big monies.

[@bryanwalthall5483]

@@Doctordoompapito Yeah, it's this one and MI:Tom Cruise Does Another Ridiculously Cool Stunt. I didn't know there was an Oppenheimer movie coming out. I'll check that one out.

[@pretorious700]

That's sad on so many levels.

[@fernandomaron87]

​@@pretorious700 For you maybe. For others, Breen is happines.

[@randomusername6565]

That's sad.

[@Thelivinglegend78]

Dear Lord, There is no man like Neil Breen. Please keep this man healthy, safe, and inspired for years to come, so he can continue to pursue his passion.

[@avonboy007]

Amen

[@HC-cb4yp]

He will be us... always.

[@jumpinjohnnyruss]

Neil "Human" Breen should have his own religion.

[@warmishbirch1329]

AMEN 🙌

[@pileofwit]

Totally nails that 1990s CDROM point and click aesthetic!

[@gandalf8216]

For maximum immersion, order his movies on physical medium from him. They come on DVD-R discs, burned at home with the movie title written in black marker. It truly feels like that time when you had a stack of burned CD-ROM games and programs, you know, from back in the mid-90's.

[@mrredherring2900]

Phantasmagoria: Neil Breen Edition.

[@LinguasAplicadas]

@@gandalf8216 He should send his movies in Betamax or VHS, to make it truly authentic.

[@gandalf8216]

@@LinguasAplicadas You can email him. He's very friendly and open to correspondence.

[@3baxcb]

@@gandalf8216 How much is it per movie on DVD-R?

[@GabzitoHD]

The production value at 1:17! That wheelchair being an actual prop and not a part of the green screen'd background was a twist to say the least!

[@3baxcb]

Whatever you can say about Neil Breen (and I'm sure there's a lot to say), he does make interesting use of props. Plus a wheelchair is more durable than a laptop.

[@AntonBaumgartner]

I don't know how long it will take, but at some point in history people outside of Neil Breen's fanbase will praise this kind of filmmaking.

[@LisleVonRhuman]

I agree!!

[@jackwilson8700]

Hipsters 100 years into the future will praise its rejection of modern filmmaking equipment, citing the oversaturation of big blockbusters movies as a good contrast point for a filmmaker who represents the average person.

[@carlpott2961]

About two thousand years. Only then will people be ready.

[@AntonBaumgartner]

Be prepared for him winning some festival prize next year :D

[@jeffw8218]

Idk, he should get the same level of praise as someone hawking cheap crafts on Etsy. Like yeah, you made something. “A for effort” and all that.

[@bigfantrailers9975]

I would seriously love to get a hold of all of his greenscreen footage. It would be a stroke of genius if he were to upload some footage for public use and hold a Breen Screen short film competition. Lets make it happen. #BreenScreenChallenge

[@mmsL125]

I'm sure you can find it all on some stock footage site

[@bigfantrailers9975]

@@mmsL125 Hahaha. No I mean the shots of him on the green-screen.

[@fernandomaron87]

​@@bigfantrailers9975 Just like Jean Claude Van Damme did a few years back

[@alexpollock6932]

Ya know what, this might actually turn out to be his best film. The green screen somehow gives it a style. Someone said old school point and click games and that’s exactly what it reminds me of. Also the music is a big step up

[@sponish0]

You can’t be serious the green screen looks absolutely ridiculous 😂

[@alexpollock6932]

@@sponish0 yes but compared to his other films it looks different. I’m not saying it looks great but different

[@sponish0]

@@alexpollock6932 im not sure how you think terrible green screen makes it better lol.. he’s used bad green screen in other movies just it seems this one has more of it

[@alexpollock6932]

@@sponish0 I don’t know. I guess after I saw the comment about point and click games, in my mind it gave the trailer a certain style that I can’t unsee. Even though it’s unintentional I still see it.

[@KoeiNL]

Sorry, we refer to it as a Breen Screen.

[@Youtube-Censorship-Police]

i knew neil wouldn't betray the public's trust, looks like another masterpiece!

[@SamuelMuglia]

Was fortunate enough to see this film over the weekend and I am happy to report it is a masterpiece.

[@cristianalaura481]

where did u see it?

[@SamuelMuglia]

@@cristianalaura481 He premiered it at a small film festival in Los Angeles. Should be for sale on his site soon though.

[@deannaw9128]

LOL!!!!!

[@vjcodec]

I won the peoples choice award and best sci-fi fantasy! Amazing! Breen has done it again. May I ask is there laptop abuse in this film?

[@spacedootboy]

EYES ON BREEN

[@JoeChillton]

Dont forget the hashtag #EYESonBREEN

[@Old_School32]

The Film Festivals he submitted this to need to say YES.

[@tevatinn1709]

Theres gotta be at least one that gets that this will hit a specific audiance.

[@sponish0]

Do film festivals ever screen “so bad it’s good” movies ?

[@tevatinn1709]

@@sponish0 On accident yes. On purpose, i mean someone out there has to.

[@Old_School32]

@@sponish0 doubt it lol

[@defytheoddsfilms141]

He filled a huge theater in the UK for a screening and Q&A a few years back.

[@Jeremy-ij1wp]

I'm so excited. I spilled my coffee and threw about five laptops on the floor!

[@TheFilmArdent]

Wait… were they your laptops or was it like Breen where you got stock images which you only pretended to throw laptops while a wretchedly obvious green screen flickers around the entire circumference of your body 😂

[@Goldenspiderducck]

Isn’t that immoral?

[@TheFilmArdent]

@@Goldenspiderducck I’m going to continue hacking into these government systems to see what I can find out. About all this national AND international corruption that I know is going on.

[@kdbrown777]

NO MORE BOOKS

[@TheFilmArdent]

@@kdbrown777 I’m feeling LESS STABLE

[@AJ_MUR]

I recently attended a screening of Cade: The Tortured Crossing and believe me, it is worth the hype in every single way. It really is a cinematic masterpiece, an unbridled work of art that stays true to Breen's style. Guaranteed entertainment for all!

[@user-vy5uy9fo8p]

Imdb rating of 8 confirms it

[@doublep1980]

Forget James Cameron´s Swimming with the Smurfs, THIS is the movie of the year!!

[@Butterball3588]

Swimming With The Smurfs! 🤣😆

[@Maxrepfitgm]

Hahaha (I'm choking 🤣)

[@rokulus7910]

If you ever wondered what a movie shot on a Zoom call would look like, look no further!

[@kdbrown777]

Haha, that's perfect.

[@akultiwari7956]

Every shot, every line said, simply everything is incomprehensible - that is art in its purest form 👏🏻

[@SpencerArinhaveamom]

I’ve never felt more genuinely scared in a trailer, The feeling of actually not knowing what’s going to happen next is terrifying. Eyes on B

[@sojourndestination3031]

Here, I was sad about the lack of exploding laptops. Then I realized that I was the laptop because I was mind exploded with this man's cinematography.

[@TheGameGrinder]

I laughed, I cried, I gripped the edge of my seat, and I didn't want it to end. I don't know where things can go from here, but I look forward to it. Cinema will never be the same.

[@tabe8850]

The green screen use is truly jaw dropping.

[@solizemusic]

Wait where's the green screen? I helped film this, all the scenes are real trust me bro

[@theblacksmithgamer1]

Breen Screen

[@MrRaxicorniopholus]

I am on the ground with fear and awe of the Breen Machine

[@mrneutral8423]

I like how he takes the rules of cinema, rips them up and burns them. Who needs fancy sets, good dialogue or coherent plot points these days?

[@zacharyfortin1428]

This is the Neil Breen film none of us deserved but so desperately needed.

[@LSDScreen]

Neil Breen has really nailed the bad 90s FMV adventure game vibe with this. Love it.

[@whatsup4825]

This is like remembering a dream.

[@SquallLeonCorazon]

I am genuinely shaking, crying, and overcome with emotion. This is gonna be one of the new movies of all time I bet.

[@thebatman4279]

Already preordered the 8K Ultra HD steelbook

[@cheintze1]

I can't wait to see this in IMAX!

[@xombiegriffin]

The genuine excitement I feel is through the roof. His movies are strange, but they're unmistakably his through and through and I appreciate the hell outta that.

[@moebetta4224]

You need to up your meds, Sparky.

[@AtariLunatic]

Truly, Neil Breen is one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[@hacer_kun]

cinema is back

[@JoeChillton]

Ya fuck James Cameron lol

[@ABSD30062]

[@drjones8176]

We need to support this man and actually buy or rent this this is good stuff

[@80sundead75]

Somehow, I get the feeling that this film is actually a critique of the use of digital sets, or not. Breen remains a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

[@kenaz8521]

The aesthetic is late 90s early 2000's adventure game and im 1000% percent here for it.

[@boj4000]

Our god has returned with another miracle of life.

[@ZombieManiac4217]

He's aged like fine milk left in the sun

[@kikib8434]

😂😂😂

[@erikburke7210]

I'm living for the Breen Screen

[@Jomacx-24]

It's like if you asked AI to make a Neil Breen film. We can use Neil to fight the machines now!

[@6581punk]

AI would do too good of a job. The only way we know AI hasn't won and were aren't in the matrix is by checking out the latest Breen film.

[@jadunbar88]

Now you're getting it. He was sent from the future to warn us that AI would eliminate boredom.

[@SavageCommentaryOriginal]

someone needs to throw a hollywood budget at this man. but that's all, no screenwriters, directors, or studio interferences. Just unlimited money.

[@MrCuRLyJ3FF3rS0n]

This could be the start of the fully interconnected BCU (Breen Cinematic Universe)

[@damazywlodarczyk]

He hasn't sold out, the consistency is there.

[@purplegrant]

Neil should use green screen to save all these expensive location shoots. #EyesOnBreen

[@brothajack1993]

This whole time, Neil actually hasn't been working on his next book. He has done hacking into the best filmmaking of filmmaking best.

[@carlosk8103]

I remember when asked about his film budget Neil said " How much do you think it cost to make??" "Few hundred bucks........"

[@curious_puspin_cat]

No one can make me laugh so hard than Neil Breen. Im glad hes still making movies. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Retriku]

This is definitely taking the "Hardcore Breenography" to the NEXT LEVEL! Can't wait to see it when it comes out!

[@elyaster]

Just watched this in the theatre, there was a standing ovation, no kidding

[@boat1280]

This looks like even more of a fever dream than usual lmao, all the distorted scale greenscreen is amazin

[@Mattened]

Amazin'

[@messypossum366]

There's some small part of me. Deep in the furthest recesses of my mind, a thought, an inkling, that I'll wake up one day and Neil Breen will be on some morning show explaining this persona he spent years meticulously crafting that everyone took seriously. #eyesonbreen

[@napalmwedding]

They probably told Neil Breen that no one would pay to watch his films. Neil Breen has outsmarted all of them.

[@jakesteven1980]

This new movie is very 90s. I mean 90s FMV video game era that was remastered from the original source.

[@lotrhp280]

JUST saw this at a local theatre - was fortunate to live by a place where it was being screened. It was everything you thought it could be and MORE. 10/10. Highly recommend.

[@zaphodbbrox]

The comments about this resembling an old FMV adventure from the 90s are so on point. The framing, the style, even the intro music. I'm seeing Dark Seed right there at 2:30

[@Newt0rz]

Neil Breen would nail the role of Mike Dawson. Only problem is there's no believable way Rita could resist his preternatural charisma.

[@JaneDoe-rj4jn]

He recites his lines like there are permanent cue cards in the distance. Lol

[@f.d.3289]

Neil Breen releasing the trailer was actually, and I'm not shitting you, my best Christmas present in 2022. I thought he'd never make another movie. Can't wait to watch it!! Also, the comments here are the best ever :D

[@Sean-eo8ns]

I’m so genuinely grateful for this. I am thankful for these chuckles, and cannot wait for it

[@kuribayashi84]

The Man The Myth The Legend The President of the Bank Altogether, a real human Breen.

[@Darkja]

I love this, looks like an FMV game. How very Phantasmagoria of him.

[@GioMarron]

He uses so much Green Screen that we should rename it Breen Screen

[@Corrifa]

Just saw this movie tonight in Ohio. Freaking phenomenal stuff, the entire audience was cheering the whole time

[@TimaRoxx]

Just saw this in theaters and OMG THE DANCE SCENE I LOVE IT

[@bitsandbobs42]

Delete this 🔫, I'm going to see this on the big screen on the 22nd, no spoilers.

[@Godsoe]

wow, he even shot a scene at the same photo of the set of Men

[@spfilmviewers5629]

I've no doubt in my mind that the lack of context in this trailer will be just as apparent in the movie - and I'm so here for it! Love you, Neil Breen!

[@JamesFarrOfficial]

The title not being properly capitalized is making my eye twitch.

[@Macho_Fantastico]

It reminds me of a 90's FMV game, which I sort of love.

[@dogstar5927]

Best damn 4:15mins of my life ! Give this man an Oscar already !

[@bkarnhem874]

He captures that late 80's and 90's filmstyle perfectly. He maintains what we have lost during the early 2000's.

[@trippjohnson7393]

The ultimate summer blockbuster of 2023!

[@AlanMacKenzieBTN]

Cade: The Tortured Green Screen.

[@vegetabletofu4016]

I would love to be in a neil breen movie

[@JohnnyNada]

Same... it's my dream

[@PASTRAMIKick]

I never thought Neil would be able to use one of those 'Volume' sets, yet I'm here watching this trailer which clearly uses such amazing tech.

[@mfs353]

bro honestly, im more amazed how he manages to get these people in front of his camera, like what are they thinking????

[@guypointingabananatohishea3092]

Well they got paid for it so

[@fernandomaron87]

I would work in one of his movies for free, i'm sure a lot of other people here in the comments would it too.

[@redgarlicbred6228]

I wonder if Neil looks at his films while editting and goes "yes, perfect."

[@Le_Petomane]

How could he say anything else? Truly masterful.

[@darthclaytor]

I GOT MY TICKET! Can't wait to see this in theater. Friday night!

[@gatheringleaves]

A work of sheer Breenius, I can't wait!

[@themindofxx9678]

Christmas comes early again. The Breen verse is alive and well.

[@toonbat]

1:27 The cast and crew pleading their case to the audience.

[@opiekrumpus4182]

All his movies need to be preserved for future generations.

[@goattm2]

I get the feeling that at the start Breen was being completely serious in his movie making and now he is trolling us with how bad he can make them and the guy is some kind of secret genius.

[@f.d.3289]

he is, but his genius is that he has absolutely no awareness of what he's really doing :D

[@Joke_Bidumb]

He's embracing the futuristic technology of green screens and pushing it to it's limits.

[@barleybap9528]

Pause at 4:02 and you can see the guy in the blue shirt levitating onto the brickwork of the building and losing part of his head to the green screen. I am so excited about this film.

[@lubo25]

a true visionary who won't be fully understood for centuries

[@robert3III]

Yes!!!!!!!! A new Neil Breen film!!!! I love this guys work. It’s true outsider art.

[@danielvandersall6756]

1:36 Is a perfectly honest reaction to being in a movie by Neil Breen...

[@vendettaukiain]

It's like a good version of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

[@HC-cb4yp]

Awww... I liked that... film?

[@patrckhh20]

"Wherever there is injustice, I will be there." -Neil Breen.

[@vexchaotix9587]

2:10 This is genuinely the best line delivery out of all Neil's movies

[@SassyP17]

I rich evans laughed at the awkwardness

[@kdbrown777]

I WANT TO SEE WHERE MY MONEY'S BEEN GOING

[@HC-cb4yp]

Hey - not bad for a dead guy.

[@TheGaijinsider]

I just got back from seeing this at The Alamo and our audience turned it into a makeshift Rocky Horror/The Room experience. We made the weird hilarious. 🤣😂🤣

[@dalton5229]

Same! The audience's reactions were infectious, I'd love to see it again, or even see his other movies in the theater

[@emberblaine]

This feels like one of those make your own movie games you'd play on Windows 95

[@DeffoZappo]

I love how when He said this movie was going to be nothing like what he done before in his announcement for this