Twisted Pair: The Best Movie Of All Time?

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IT'S BREEN TIME! I think about Neil Breen almost every day of my life, so I figured it was time I watched another one of his movies. Come along as we watch his newest movie: Twisted Pair. How does it compare to Fateful Findings? LEt's find out!
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[@minkedouma]

I love how Neil literally has NO expression on his face whatsoever and at the same time he's playing the lead role

[@nitzmilky7246]

I gave u the 1000th like

[@rodsaghosh7208]

He's a bad boy

[@kingayy9267]

Why do people insist on telling OP this Does it make them feel good or .. ? genuine question

[@heartsfromyoms]

he's a badass

[@t.t.timmersonproductions3785]

What can he say? He was the only one to ace the audition

[@EllaIngram]

I can’t get over how all of Neil Breen’s lines are delivered with a completely flat tone and with no discernible emotion on his face 😂😂

[@Angie-Pants]

"i can't believe you committed suicide."

[@CCrispyyy]

👁__👁

[@jacobh.2973]

"Come follow me, they can't hurt me"

[@Reminji]

It's obviously because he's half AI! Programmable Virtual DNA.

[@stephaniepapaleo521]

Ella Ingram it’s Neil’s Method Acting. I think he missed a few classes or he’s bringing flat back. 😌 😴 💤 flat acting, the world just hasn’t caught on yet 😂

[@CharlieR02]

Why does this film look like an iMovie I’d make as a school project and me and my friends improvised the whole thing in the last five minutes

[@ambpin2656]

true, tho 😂😂😂

[@mj-cd9fr]

What school do you do to with an approximately 50 year old man named Neil?

[@beaugantz4888]

Are you neil?

[@cashmoneyfart]

kj bro he’s like 60😳😳

[@rubykgarrett]

but do you still get an A+

[@PEPPERslim_]

I like how Kurtis assumes the movie was made by a team and not just Niel on a laptop

[@TaylorBarnes-hs5ot]

It can't have been a laptop, Neil hates those. It was probably just imovie

[@senilerodent]

@@TaylorBarnes-hs5ot he made it with his mind. his bree-ain

[@misschocoki]

Neil Breen is actually a very hard worker, and his filmmaking skills are absolutely amazing. Except, everytime he successfully finishes a movie after so much hard work, he jumps in excitement which causes his explosions to ruin it all. He’s so tired afterwards that he just says “agh bologna” and just makes up whatever this movie was to make up for it

[@iexist646]

@@senilerodentgot me firm as a brick with that one.

[@pillow_fluff2276]

Kale Caesar is literally the best joke of 2019, I don’t think I’ll ever get over it

[@sophiamasters2037]

Pillow _ fluff I’m so sorry but what is the joke

[@magicluvr777]

No the best joke is digital farts

[@annandnaomi]

every joke kurtis says is the best joke

[@odettee5322]

sophia masters Kale sees her Kale Caesar

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

I paused the video there just to appreciate it

[@emmadrzycimski3761]

neil breen using stock footage in almost every scene of his movie is the biggest power move ever made

[@user-s0m30n3]

how do you pronounce your last name

[@amix7117]

/////jizz fairy that’s the closest i could get: d- as in dad Sh- as in shawn Y- as in nymph Ci- as in city M- as in mum S- as in ski K- as in cottage I- as in ski

[@emmadrzycimski3761]

amix that’s close but it’s druh-zim-ski

[@sofiagordiola7568]

he has a *BIG BRAIN*

[@insaniicandee8836]

@@amix7117 that was fun to try and pronounce ahqhha

[@serbiansauvage]

Neil's outfit makes him look like he's just a random dad who stumbled in front of a camera on a set and the editors forgot to cut it out.

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

thats basically what the movie is

[@chaewols]

r/rareinsults

[@billyturts]

My dad used to work at a news station and he actually did this but they edited it out

[@lofirainandstudy9011]

No ones talking about how Neil literally wrote the aggressive scene(s) in for his OWN CHARECTER. Nobody told him that he had to do it. That poor woman.

[@rosethorne9155]

Yeah. There's a really creepy undercurrent of sexism in a lot of his movies that makes some of them a LOT less funny than if they were just so bad they're good.

[@ebet222]

@Andreas Breu bffr

[@hanthonyc]

@Andreas Breu Not as an explored or overtly presented topic in-universe, just a recurrent implication. Commonly he writes scripts that involve the female characters to engage with his flirtatiously, with zero effect to plot/characterization. A particularly offputting example is Fateful Findings, where his character's friend's underage daughter tries to seduce him. Considering Neil writes his entire scripts knowing he will play the main role, it heavily comes off as creepy. It would be different if it wasn't so A. consistent and B. unessential to any story or meaning

[@emilyb.8219]

Yeah kinda seems like he's got some latent violent feelings towards women :/

[@Sam-gx2ti]

​@@hanthonyc Also his characters are just rapey. Remember Fateful Findings when that drunken man came near her, and asked why they hadn't had sex? Any woman watching would and every man watching should cringe at that scene; there's a woman alone with a drunk man who could easily overpower her trying to have sex with her. I want to love Neil but he's hella rapey ngl, and these movies are imbued with his rapiness and sexism

[@mikeytaylor3901]

Neil Breen writes movies like he’s only ever read the middle of books

[@saddvikk]

YOU WON OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

[@reginthehoneybadger8957]

why does he sound 100 % like David Suzuki?

[@lad_hatter8521]

hahaha wtf i'm dead

[@agustdz-w9b]

damn you nailed it

[@libbyphillips6952]

Lol 😂 sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofreaking true

[@christina0927]

I’m positive that Neil Breen has never encountered another human being in his life

[@laurenquinn4716]

Christina Matangos The other actors are all figments of his imagination

[@erinesser6658]

Except for God, obviously

[@donnismith4646]

All of the other actors are just robots

[@coraorac]

Christina Matangos because he's greenscreening them all in

[@raeganh15]

Christina Matangos plot twist neil breed isn’t human

[@sasara_simp]

The fact that Kurtis' skits parodying the scenes have better quality than the actual movie kills me

[@AAAAAAGHHHGGHHH]

With Neil Breen's age, those skits will kill him too.

[@tianaley5805]

let's not go too far

[@mateolachone8841]

That was online for Neil monster

[@timohara7717]

Well what's quality is this kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpyakqBsmMeGmrc and if you watch fully you gain 2 subs legit but if you lose you'll be as crappy as the kovie

[@dragon_cheez6718]

It’s true though

[@michaelmcdowell7096]

I love the building explosion scene. He told them to follow him, he's clearly the only one who survived.

[@cass6082]

Follow me! I’ll save you! *teleports out of four story window*

[@zombiechicken7114]

Right? He says follow me they can't hurt me. Then leaps out of a building. They don't follow. But if they did they would totally die anyway!! What was the concept here??????

[@Dakotapickle]

He couldn't afford to edit them jumping out a window

[@chemicores]

this whole movie is literally like a meme someone would make

[@maximummax7232]

That's why Neil Breen is God

[@notblondeswede]

the whole movie is like this channel a little kid did that jenna marbles made famous, except they are a million times better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5itc5puo8Shj9k

[@maggiec5984]

I’m the 1,000th like.

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

notblondeswede yes omg esto1121 love him

[@kellybrewster3782]

This whole movie is literally a meme I would make

[@taylorjane7881]

I’m so upset that you said “where’s he breen” so straight faced... one of the best jokes in the video honestly

[@molliemcmullan9187]

My favorite line out of this whole video

[@SMarie5541]

Time stamp?

[@kadi5630]

Sara Beara 1:39

[@basementbats]

That makes it even better tbh

[@SMarie5541]

Kad Diallo Thankyou for helping your fellow kurtistown citizen 🙏

[@bb-bc3zw]

"Follow me, they can't hurt me, you won't get hurt, follow me" *Neil jumps out the building* *Building fuckin explodes*

[@anony20087]

LMFAO

[@lvbboi9]

@Timothy A Schuler war has changed.

[@koolkidastrid8651]

just leaves them in the building lol

[@alexmartin3143]

Hey, they didn’t follow him did they?

[@bigbowlofspaghetti]

I will NEVER get over the “I can’t believe you committed suicide 😒” I think about it daily, that’s why I rewatch this video and the first one constantly. It’s so good. Honestly, if you’re suicidal just remember that Neil Breen will very passive aggressively mourn you and that’s very sad. Don’t make Neil Breen mildly upset.

[@lululandd]

theres no way he commited suicide! he cannot have killed himself!

[@AboutAGirIlllll]

I literally think about it everyday. Wake up. I can’t believe you committed suicided. Go to bed. I can’t believe you committed suicide…

[@meika0914]

😂😂😂😂same

[@dinotheraptor]

My depression is cured ty /j

[@SarahLaffey]

This just made me laugh really hard.

[@caidalee1994]

Neil Breen is absolutely a Sim that got loose. No question.

[@OrangeColt]

That is kinda the ploy of that movie lol

[@galaxycoffee933]

the real programmable virtual reality was neil breen all along

[@caidalee1994]

@@galaxycoffee933 “It’s all programmable reality?” “Always has breen.”

[@mila-lt3hf]

honestly props go to neil for learning english, poor guy probably grew up learning simlish!

[@eldritchabomination9726]

We're watching the movies shown on the sims tvs

[@Coolfella30099]

I love how kurtis has a higher quality green screen than the movie

[@JeremiahCKnox]

ahhh🤣

[@alexisnyambura4186]

Agreed 😂😂

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Of course he does.

[@caseym4007]

No fricking duh dude!!!

[@sethappleton7628]

I don't think that the actual quality of the screen itself is the issue, because I think if you are good enough at editing you can make it look good despite the quality of your screen. Neil or whoever edits for for him probably just sucks at it

[@nathancampbell541]

Why does Neil’s voice sound like text to speech

[@dannybreaux6082]

You may not have picked this up because of Breen's masterful subtly, but in this movie.... He's playing a robot using AI, which could be a cause for his robotic voice 😳

[@genuinedelusionsmusic]

Cause he's an A.I robot. Weren't you paying attention? 😏

[@nadhifrazkaramadhan9325]

Text to speech is just copying Neil's Voice

[@maximummax7232]

Because he is God

[@victoriahartmann9070]

he recorded all text to speech known to man to fund his movies

[@maplesyrup1223]

The fact neil breen only uses one boom sound affect is honestly the funniest fucking thing ever

[@imahumanlarva3248]

What's better is that he doesn't even overlap the sound effects. They just end and repeat. Like bro let the explosions finish 😭

[@ericaslitytchannel9217]

this is like one of those weird ass dreams that seem completely normal in the moment but make no sense when you wake up

[@kalifinch8376]

omg right, like yeah you're not lucid enough to be like wait this can't happen, but you're lucid enough for there to be a shard of a storyline. god I had one last night woke up in a cold sweat

[@spacecat3198]

I think you may be right. Maybe Breen had dreams (Breen dreams) thought they were great and just wrote a script and here we are. In fact the same for all his movies.

[@cateatfood6634]

tfw my dreams are always like that. Friends and family in real life aren't themselves in dreams. My spouse is the opposite gender and a different race, my children morph into animals, hell at a lot of points animals and humans morph into one another; places seep into each other, like my old jobs aren't them, I stead they're my home mixed eith the building, or school or a mixture of all 3. I'll be in one "scene" and it just changes to another but also just morphs or seeps into another until it's completely different. I don't know how dreams are supposed to be, but my spouse tells me none of that is normal.

[@spacecat3198]

@@cateatfood6634 Who else is to say what’s normal in dreams? To me this is fairly normal but my dreams (mainly nightmares) are strange and trippy too (in a different way). It’s wholly subjective and you’re totally fine.

[@cateatfood6634]

@@spacecat3198 I have never talked to anyone else about my dreams and how they're structured (or lack of), so I don't really know what's "normal". He's a weirdo, as the few dreams he remembers he says they're almost like waking life and he mostly dreams about work. That sounds like a bummer. Tbh I dream a lot about my old jobsz which I kiss dearly. I haven't worked in 6 years :( What you said makes sense about dreams being subjective, though. 😁

[@milkteamachine]

I feel like Neil Breen HAS to be an alien who learned about human interaction from bad 70s scifi movies.

[@mariacamilapazos7716]

Oh my god i hope so. I would love it and i love you for saying that

[@thereisnochannel1759]

Why does that perfectly sum up this movie

[@SERENlTY15]

@@CTHRTTTCK do u guys also make bad scifi movies? i wanna see what a scifi movie looks like in mars

[@suezuccati304]

And porn movies

[@yewwey2782]

i think you mean the best movies

[@meaganward4727]

I’d like to think that Neil uses houses that he’s supposed to sell as filming locations

[@1cepool]

Meagan Ward not even to film the actual house, he just covers it with green screens and runs around

[@arelyperezsalcedo9096]

Some of these scenes were filmed at my college 💀 idek how he got permission

[@batwingsoda]

Arely Pérez Salcedo legends don’t ask for permission 😎

[@maddieh4882]

Arely Pérez Salcedo ask for forgiveness, not permission when you’re as cool as Neil Breen

[@salorarae8689]

Meagan Ward lil tay who

[@guydude439]

When Neil Breen said "Ima twist your pair", i stood up and cheered and applauded. Truly one of the movies!!!

[@phi7534]

when neil breen said "it's breening time" and breened all over the place i screamed and cried and laughed and pissed

[@Cardinalt]

​@@phi7534 i breened

[@faithmedlock8671]

I swear I can never take Kurtis seriously. Even his sponsorships sound sarcastic

[@abigailcole4972]

faith destiny facts, I can never tell if his laugh is real

[@Thas2]

Play With your C L A N M A T E S

[@stephaniepapaleo521]

faith destiny it’s next level 💥 sarcasm 💥 definitely!!

[@stephaniepapaleo521]

Jordan Campbell I like the fact he’s witty! 💗 Smart people

[@anurvi1463]

I thought the whole ad was sarcastic

[@toxyjin_]

"... And he really misses his brother" "I miss my brother" I'm heartbroken omg

[@sharenquacker23]

I had to unlike your comment just so I could re-like it

[@buggybin]

toxyjin _ “And they were roommates” “.. and they were roommates” 😔 broken (Also I like ur pfp:))

[@QueerAndHunger]

Deep 😔😔😔

[@ASHKA.v15]

2020 baby

[@waltervaquerano7608]

@@QueerAndHunger 😔🔫

[@jeonginsdolphinscream]

Neil: *kills gf* Neil: "I can't believe you committed suicide"

[@rose-hk7ze]

he do be like 🧓🏻🔪 🙅🏻‍♀️ to 😔✊🏻

[@hat7475]

@@rose-hk7ze lmao😭

[@animalistic.]

He went from “🏃‍♀️🔫 🏃‍♂️” to “😭😰😪⛓Playing - SAD - By *XXXtentacion* ⛓”

[@fathiarania1058]

@@animalistic. sh lalala

[@jeremydoerksen5988]

Dude must be a cop. "The victim shot themself twice in the head, then wiped the firearm clean and threw it 20 feet."

[@alicethemad1613]

Niel just expressionlessly getting a painting smashed over his head loony toons style absolutely launched me into orbit

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how many likes you got

[@amirotzar1911]

Big Neil: "Don't talk to me or my son ever again."

[@QIANAXX]

Neil is the new Karen, Neil is the head Karen now

[@inlovewithnana]

They can't hear me because their listening to kids bop

[@zoe-ik4ju]

i just made it one thousand :)

[@kingayy9267]

@Zoe Graves May I ask why you wanted to tell them that? Not being mean, just curious :)

[@zoe-ik4ju]

You Tube idk i just wanted them to know they hit one thousand likes ig 🙃

[@bhaalxbabe]

this feels like a highschool project in a film class where the group assigned are all only the people who never put any work into anything

[@psychosparten049.esquire9]

I mean, most high schoolers probably don’t know how to use a green screen.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

So most high schoolers are on Neil green's film making level esquire.

[@veneciasanto]

​@@fightingmedialounge519 i mean i have some 10th graders in my school that make high quality short movies,, but the 7th graders like me aren't that good at editing- we're good at making stories and scripts tho so there's that lol

[@fightingmedialounge519]

@@veneciasanto well I mean you guys are 11 to 12, so I think you get more of a pass than Neil green.

[@veneciasanto]

@@fightingmedialounge519 i guess lol

[@er3ctiledysfunct1on88]

I feel like Neil Breen has only heard what movies are but has never seen one.

[@elegantdisarray]

Neil Breen is an alien, confirmed. 👽✌

[@tsmotions3446]

I feel like he’s a time traveler from 1914 who just got to the future and he’s trying to test out every special effect ever but he’s really bad at it.

[@svh01]

@@tsmotions3446 u have it backwards. He's from 3014 and trying to show us the future while using "retro" tech. He's beyond our comprehension.

[@tsmotions3446]

@@svh01 exactly lol

[@livispuzzled]

@@tsmotions3446 lmao he saw that wwi started and said peace out bitches

[@kore9003]

i love how after the smoke from the explosions dissipates nothing is actually damaged

[@Random-sk6hm]

He's a different breed

[@tazzalattemandorla]

@@Random-sk6hm he’s a different breen

[@gagamanlovesyou7560]

he makes really big explosions when he jumps off of things but afterwards nothing is actually changed and there was just a loud noise for no reason to any pedestrian. imagine having to explain to someone that you can make explosions but they only last five seconds, have the same boom sound, and literally dont do anything

[@minivinny5917]

I feel like Breen has never even SEEN a movie before.

[@swine13]

To be fair he can never see the end of films because he gets up to pee halfway through and the couch explodes.

[@humnaali5759]

Breen's never breen a movie but he's breen in a movie, several of them - all made by Breen. Breen, being himself. Okay it's breen real.

[@swine13]

@@humnaali5759 Not everyone knows this, but he was in The Breen Identity, The Breen Ultimatum, The Breen Mile and Looking for AliBreendi as well.

[@holhorse4642]

You mean he's never *BREEN* a movie? I'm sorry

[@humnaali5759]

@@holhorse4642 yes this is what I meant xD

[@davasatephelps8537]

I love how Kurtis' cut-scenes have a more captivating plot than this whole movie

[@gina6779]

This comment tho 😂😂😂

[@ravenakhelo2686]

@@gina6779 ikr!

[@diggygorgonzola3467]

Whether this is a joke or not it’s true

[@landonseebeck1197]

I know right

[@randomkword]

@@diggygorgonzola3467 ?!?!! You Danny Gonzalez rip off! Look at you even using his face as your icon!

[@claudialuvsu21]

Neil Breen runs like my Sims when I set their house on fire

[@Ferrtapologist]

Ah yea a fellow simmer who tries to kill them I tried to set my sims husband on fire cuz I didn’t like him 👍

[@idot6957]

bahahahAGAFSGSHSB BROOO I SWEAR-

[@lvbboi9]

When you w h a t

[@sonyalynn540]

do you commit videogame arson frequently?

[@Ferrtapologist]

@@sonyalynn540 I do :)

[@cruleo]

Honestly, I might just be insane but I think theres some honest to god real potential in the basic storyline and characters. I’m seriously compelled to rewrite a screenplay for twisted pair, I feel like it could be pretty good with better dialogue and a new perspective on the characters.

[@JazzFlop212]

Oh lord

[@stormywulf8764]

I seriously think this would be a killer anime or TV show

[@mainacc7624]

I thought the same thing The concepts are good but the everything else like the writing, eating, charachters and their development, production etc etc If someone took these concepts and made a serious movie (or other media) with it It could actually turn out well.

[@bheanejsaemvionts]

Pls do

[@Kelly-uw1xr]

He will sue you both lmao

[@Shabbydoobydoo]

THE LIGHTING. THE LIGHTING OF THE WHOLE MOVIE. WHY ARE MOST OF THE SCENES IN DARK ROOMS WITH ONE STRIP OF LIGHT

[@andeshasharma3838]

Aesthetic

[@mpnb2162]

Cinematography

[@parmesean_]

Talent

[@HeraThea]

They were trying to get the Morticia Addams vibe

[@kamoaraz4580]

metaphor!

[@kelly-fu1ji]

kurtis looks like he loses 5yrs off his lifespan each time he gives an extra greeting

[@t4ky0n]

A noble sacrafice.

[@mina204]

extra greetings are slowly depleting his power.

[@MECHA-WIFE]

He must make his sacrifice to The Algorithm and to Susan herself

[@terrorhorrorcryptid]

Actually, the first greeting is for new people s as BC the second for subscribers. Thus it isn’t an ‘extra’ greeting. This aggravates me.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Plot twist: He’s immortal

[@strangerinalostworld]

This feels like the type of movie you would make with your siblings over summer break that you would edit on like iMovie or something than show to your parents like it’s a cinematic masterpiece

[@lunaballuna]

It's like the real life version of "Threat Level Midnight" lol Michael Scott was even praised like he was a child after showing it off 😂

[@spinspin1597]

This is scarely accurate

[@strangerinalostworld]

@@spinspin1597 its bc my brother forces me to help him with them all the time

[@DarkSlayer_1094]

I have to make a movie for a class, hoping its better than this lmao

[@dogouchu4356]

i made a stop motion with my friend in her basement with plastic snakes and playmobile buildings. She drew a fire for one of our scenes and it was better done that this movie

[@Pandaface43]

Every film this man makes is like a Threat Level Midnight-esque movie. If Michael Scott was super into sci-fi this would literally be it.

[@Ari-dq3qb]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT

[@louisecram2616]

The worst thing is that threat level midnight is acually better... and it's supposed to be bad!

[@Sarah-cp4lp]

This makes wattpad stories seem like a masterpiece

[@justapen9316]

Yeah I think my 1000 word fanfiction that I wrote when I was 12 has a more clear plot line than this, and I didn’t even finish it

[@frankieb2335]

off topic BUT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE C H I H I R O

[@frankieb2335]

THE KOHAKU RIVER-

[@Sarah-cp4lp]

@@frankieb2335 And I can't help but notice your username says trulygreg. You, sir or ma'am are elite

[@lilalovesu3373]

@@frankieb2335 t r u l y g r e g me too :D i'm not a river, but i'm truly greg soo

[@jmcman6104]

I love how the painting breaking over his head made a glass breaking noise

[@kenzielynn1047]

Well it was framed so it could’ve had glass over it lol

[@lvbboi9]

Someone make a Mario 64 meme out of that scene

[@broadex9080]

Could have been a mosaic lol

[@mollykircher3104]

That was hilarious dude

[@ThatWeirdo04]

Well paintings are usually stored in glass frames, so...

[@rumu1240]

"where's he BREEN?" is the kind of humor we subscribe for.

[@levipierpont]

speak for yourself, all I care about is getting that extra greeting

[@siouxdoesnt]

Had to stop the video to get all the chuckles out.

[@jordanslaver7758]

Breen Screen

[@HighguyMcfly]

The funniest part about Breen running through those exploding buildings is that he keeps telling people to follow him to safety but the people never follow him, he just jumps from the 10th story onto ground while the buildings explode behind him.

[@CatchyFox360]

“twisted pair” sounds like a movie about testicular torsion

[@renhey9979]

💀💀

[@patrick__swayze]

I didn’t think of it like that and now I don’t know how to feel.

[@georgaseebalack6003]

Glad I wasn't the only one to think of balls when I read the title

[@tuhimerameraa1]

@@georgaseebalack6003 isn't that what the meaning is??

[@sorayaalcyone2726]

Your comment made my bf cry. PTSD

[@sophiab6239]

Honestly Neil Breen dresses like my lesbian aunt. No hate, he just does.

[@sophiamiller7411]

Maybe your aunt dresses like Neil Breen. He is the lesbian fashion icon of 2016 after all.

[@kimanh4511]

Do we have the same aunt or something cuz that sounds like my aunt

[@sweetsnacc1596]

i read aunt as mom oop-

[@DeathOfARockStar]

Maybe Neil Breen identifies as your lesbian aunt! We don't know!

[@zl8074]

I am your lesbian aunt

[@xxlilith_]

I think we need a reboot, featuring Kurtis, and his evil brother- Durtis

[@chemicaleditz8077]

Yes please

[@felix-fw3lq]

Uhmmm..... YES

[@James-fj9uh]

🅱️urtis

[@Kat-PM]

Bethany Taylor ...can the movie feature Greg and Craig?

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

Kat M ew not Craig!

[@nellgwenn]

I liked the homeless guy. When Neil talks to him, it's there most natural he is in any of his movies. And you have to love a villain that plays with diamonds and cat statues.

[@ParkerShame]

Yes it’s pretty natural

[@ifihadasociallife]

me: stubs toe coffee table: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER

[@AnaMaria.Nova9]

🤣

[@belloren]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@yeeyee4284]

also: in a relationship with the coffee table

[@rhiannon2028]

You: no piss off! Coffee table: MEET ME HERE AT 8. ILL BE HERE AT 8. ILL BUY YOU A DRINK. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU I SWEAR

[@tracygibbins3087]

If only ✋😔

[@jenniferhey5132]

Neil screaming “i never had a beard” at a lady is top tier flirting

[@veghead05]

😂😂😂😂

[@konkeydonk]

would like but the counter's at 666

[@rainierday8155]

Neil Breen directing his actors: say that line more slowly, and imagine your costars are standing on a mountain far away

[@Faulk425]

THATS SO ACCURATE

[@Emily-ld2zt]

It feels like he learns one video editing feature and then builds an entire movie around it.

[@umm_selena7933]

Is no one going to talk about how he used a glass shattering sound when a painting was broken on his head

[@linaghoname6888]

5sos fam Directioner Limelight Mixer lol it was in a glass frame

[@umm_selena7933]

@@linaghoname6888 lol dang I didn't realize/notice that

[@eboniuwu1054]

5sos fam Directioner Limelight Mixer 😂

[@blehhism]

there is something so viscerally uncomfortable about neil breens entire -breening- being. the way he talks, the way he looks, the way he exists. i am convinced he is actually a robot.

[@truepennytv]

neil breen and mark zuckerberg are extraterrestrials from the same planet

[@someofmyplantsarestillaliv5037]

breen and zuckerberg 🤝 failing to convince us they're part of our race

[@Luckypants2113]

What do you mean? He is obviously hu-man being…….

[@angelamaryquitecontrary4609]

And what a SEXY robot, ladies!

[@Joosher56]

Obviously, he’s made entirely of programmable DNA

[@Natalie-rr7db]

I think one of the reasons it's so bad is cause his voice is so monotone. He just doesn't display human emotion. It's mildly uncomfortable to listen to it.

[@lpsquestie3495]

That's because he's a part A.I

[@Babybluegalpink_]

And his acting is bad.

[@patriciavicente374]

Lps Questie even in his older movies, he is that monotone lol

[@marvelineous]

he’s if kristen stewart had acted in this movie instead of twilight

[@jalisaalanaye1662]

Mildly ? Lol I think notttt

[@枒]

this is definitely one of the movies ever made

[@Hihigh2thehooch]

I worry about the wellbeing for every single woman in neil breen films

[@lumeingi]

Tallulah Fuller : Yeah, it hurt my soul. More so because his movies don’t make sense and there’s no reason for him to add assault scenes, because they don’t even make sense or add anything to the story! Not that I’m saying assault scenes can be justified in high end movies if it makes sense or is a major part of the plot. It’s so dumb.

[@samspam1788]

I think a lot of these "cult" movie makers (e.g. Tommy wiseau) very obviously hate women and their fans just consider it a kooky personality trait. They have the misogyny that most successful male directors have but not the actual film making skills 🤐 Also Kurtis is kind of skimming over this violence and almost endorsing Neil breem? It's sketchy at best

[@Fallen4theFallen2]

@@lumeingi Yeah, that assault role play came out of nowhere. "What's the most dramatic way to introduce my character's girlfriend?.... I'll fake assault her and make my character creep everyone out! Perfect!" Or perhaps: "I want to try out some assault role play but no women in my life is into it... Brilliant! I'll write it into one of my movies where it's totally unnecessary to the plot!"

[@vitoriamoni7792]

YEAH. I hate that people kinda ignore that twisted misoginy of his.

[@talulahsafir]

OT but we have the same name

[@39suhanamakhija44]

PETITION FOR KURTIS TO RECREATE THIS MOVIE

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

Comment

[@thiccthighssavelifes1190]

@Huh, that's interesting Snarky reaction comment

[@DrMoonAtNight]

Thicc thighs Save lifes snarky insult of your feet

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

@@DrMoonAtNight a comment on the amount of tea being spilled here

[@thiccthighssavelifes1190]

@Noah N snarky JOKES ON YOU I HAVE A FEET FEDISH THAT TURNED ME ON

[@masteroogway6559]

i find it so sweet that kurtis worried about the well-being of his subscribers . he tries to warn us whenever there’s a section of a movie that may make us uncomfortable. it really does show how much he cares for all of us :)

[@clairefazel8470]

He really is super considerate.

[@hopea998]

I love that about him

[@evelynserenhastings]

Or he doesn’t want his video to get taken down lmao

[@axshy8446]

Evelyn Hastings or he’s a considerate human being and understands that certain things can be triggering to sexual assault victims

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

Dolxs L lol

[@latchisswithanl6996]

Petition to add the sound of that singular explosion in as the 13th note on the Western music scale.

[@alyssa010]

I’m gonna hear that explosion sound effect in my nightmares tonight

[@heartsfromyoms]

fellow squidward

[@alyssa010]

@@heartsfromyoms Ah HELLO

[@anony20087]

I already did😔

[@mayapapaya02]

don’t you mean dreams?

[@lcf3179]

im gonna see your profile pictures in my nightmares tonight 😔

[@kaylasmith634]

The "purple forest" looks like the wallpaper I had on my computer when I was 12

[@imnotagingeriswear]

YES

[@xxMpEGxx]

Getting World of Warcraft Darnassus nostalgia

[@ncdmusicinspires]

Or the label for moonlight body lotion from bed bath and beyond 😂

[@xxMpEGxx]

@@ncdmusicinspires wow 😂

[@teylahh5625]

wow that brought back sooo many memories

[@kei-han]

Kurtis: that’s bae goals subtitles: that’s bagels

[@anony20087]

It’s bagels😌

[@madeofwasp]

dang bro thats cream cheesy

[@gremlinwc8996]

Beautiful

[@CreativeCreatorCreates]

I’m literally crying at this lol 10/10

[@prig1557]

Lox

[@ri2587]

This whole movie feels like it’s just a really long KZbin sketch

[@hannahstokes1065]

Kurtis, your shirt looks like the walls at a kids dentist office. I’m not complaining

[@vii7683]

:0

[@laurztafoya4486]

Pft yeah seems legit

[@Rafael-kr6zv]

I want one 😢

[@charitysellman5679]

Wow.....yes..yes it does

[@stalememes3574]

Or an aquarium

[@tickelweiner6841]

“Justice is served” **blows up elementary school computer lab**

[@bayan8532]

now no one can play coolmathgames

[@johnlennonade4712]

@@bayan8532 damm it

[@Rishimolestskids]

@@bayan8532 shit

[@_bean_3569]

@@bayan8532 Fuck

[@Lilyjem39]

@@bayan8532 bitch

[@alyssac9317]

“Movie scenes you never knew used a green screen” Neil breen: hold my beer

[@OhMyLemona]

Hold my laptop **

[@emilyhope7840]

HE NEVER HAD A BEER

[@leahjames9313]

Hold my beern

[@VforVendettas]

Hold my beer and break my laptop

[@miadruckrey8629]

Neil breen is accidentally a comedic genius

[@SomewhereFireworks]

The only thing that would make this better is if the stock footage still had a watermark

[@coocooformycocoapuffs3235]

I would have died LMAO

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

LMAMSMSSMMSKE

[@nabalhapalha]

all the money from his fundraiser went to buy all the stock footage used in this movie

[@amberknowgood]

🤪 I thought so as well 🤣

[@laughitout2885]

@@nabalhapalha HAHAAHH

[@spencerishere1158]

idk what made me more uncomfortable in the sexual assault scene: the sexual assault itself or the fact that his lines were so flat the whole time it made the scene 100x worse

[@potatobugz]

The WHAT scene

[@ashl5574]

Time stamp?!?!

[@rachylrickles4289]

Teenage Chan starts at 12:13

[@nootdraws]

Thanks for letting me know that’s in it

[@steamashe3509]

it isnt THAT uncomfortable. the dUUUUn noises make it hilarious as fuck.

[@spicystarfish]

“oh sorry, LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER” I have no clue but that whole reenactment sent me bc that’s how weird men can actually be

[@missundies]

Yes, it felt too real for me so I skipped some of it, lol.

[@mirandazhao1889]

worm

[@Km_cm8rr]

It’s low key accurate af

[@letmeinyourhouse965]

@@missundies I accidentally bumped into your comment do you want to go to internet dinner with me?

[@hektorsall]

@@letmeinyourhouse965 not with that username, dude

[@Mostly_Roblox]

It looks like this movie was funded ENTIRELY with whatever change he could find in between his couch cushions

[@wyre111]

im pretty sure that the budget for this movie was $100 $20 for a green screen and $80 to pay the 3 actors: Neil, Neil, and Neil

[@curlyhaircupid]

And the fake beard for $2

[@malachitemalice]

And a few cents for the stock footage

[@katelinteegarden-hagen9]

IMDb says the budget was "$3 (estimated)" lmao

[@valeriegrey8328]

@@katelinteegarden-hagen9 omg it does. also the eagle is on the cast list lmaooo

[@bubblegummochi.3294]

@@katelinteegarden-hagen9 Honestly i’m not even surprised

[@Annie-up2bi]

I JUST REALIZED THE EDITING MAKES IT LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE STORY ASIAUSHDH

[@shankaka_99]

YES THATS IT

[@iifxllxnstxr]

AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IT DOESSSSDSS

[@alex-fs9yt]

* punches car *

[@itajordi]

@@alex-fs9yt leah style 😎

[@p0w3r64]

OMGAUSNHDJDJD

[@ray-the-lame]

Neil sounds like Garfield if Jon died and he’s going through a crisis

[@elmiranoga436]

his access to lasagna has decreased significantly.

[@Jasminekuwonu]

Yeah he sounds like a emotionless Garfield

[@discontinuedcat1697]

He sounds more like emotionless David Suzuki lol

[@issastuart7245]

why is this .. so correct

[@blue1601]

Specifically the line "I can't believe you committed suicide!"

[@eddiem4268]

twisted pair first movie to make a breenillion dollars it was so epic when neil breen said "its breening time" and breened everyone in the room

[@tajvirsingh]

Gonna tell my kids that this was Keanu Reeves

[@abbyurdaddy6380]

plot twist: he is keanu reeves

[@kid1angel]

Dude I’m dying rn

[@goompo]

If you rearrange the letters in Kurtis Connor, it spells Keanu Reeves

[@abbyurdaddy6380]

@@goompo i think you just started something

[@goompo]

abby ur daddy _A movement_

[@roseaeries]

“I think about Niel Breen almost every day of my life” same brother, same.

[@maddiepaddy2608]

Da frick? I think of him every hour

[@mariamelsayed5041]

Rose Aeries I think of Neil Breen every minute.

[@jasj122]

That’s nothing I think about him every second

[@mothma_am]

@@jasj122 i think about him every millisecond

[@1cepool]

i think of him every millisecond of life

[@theorenbrown2924]

Kurtis legit looks like he’s holding back tears during those action shots

[@deeznuts-zm9ze]

I am.

[@pedroks7756]

@@deeznuts-zm9ze i'm not i was just straight up crying

[@graceonthewater]

Almost two years later and I'm STILL on the verge of mind hacking

[@polipix_]

why does Neil Breen sound like Garfield’s inner monologue lmao

[@HartleiStansbury7]

pikato lmfaooo

[@roger_001]

HAHAHAHA OMG

[@zsofiabertrand6584]

Probably the best comment of 2019 on KZbin ever thank you

[@Thawah]

HAAAA

[@IsThisUsernameAvailable]

I'm sorry Jon

[@sleepybugsss]

Breen had more chemistry with that eagle than with any of the other women in his films

[@rachelelizabeth9904]

when Kurtis said “bae goals” i thought he said “bagels” for a solid two minutes and i was so confused

[@Mightbecasca]

Same 😭

[@Whereyoureyesdontgo]

@@Mightbecasca well you're a danganronpa stan so that would make sense

[@anomaliexxx]

@@Mightbecasca HOPE BAGLES

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

me too lmao

[@ambershah5741]

you’re not the only one.even the captions think he said bagels 🥯

[@shazamfirestar13]

Neil Breen is so outta the loop still and I love that I hope he makes another movie. I’ve already seen the other ones. I need the lore. I need the Breen Cinematic Universe.

[@meow477]

the way that day neil says *”b i t c h .”*

[@radioheadfan78]

no emotion whatsoever. like no anger

[@anony20087]

Emotions has left the chat

[@JunkiestPile]

istg I died when I first heard him say it

[@deleteyourself8965]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED SSKSJJSJSJ

[@jbones6930]

IK!!! 😭🤚

[@joeygoh123]

Neil Breen’s movie scenes look like every Episode game ever but live action

[@watakashe6072]

OH MY GOD

[@madalinabughiu9117]

I CAN’T EVEN PROCESS HOW RIGHT YOU ARE !!!!!!!!

[@kazakukog]

ok i actually laughed

[@shayla1416]

You cracked the code

[@alanameneilly7923]

I’ve never read a more accurate comment

[@jacksonelh]

"follow me" *soldiers follow neil* *neil leaps from window* *soldiers do not leap from window* *building erupts*

[@honeyhoney8534]

jackson LMAO

[@lvbboi9]

Press F to pay respects

[@Rishimolestskids]

F

[@ManiacalBlueberry]

BRUH

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

Then he goes “why did you commit suicide?!?!”

[@alnabulsi313]

Find someone who loves you like Neil Breen loves that single explosion sound clip.

[@topolinapoodle16]

the whole scene with him breaking into her house is like a fever dream what will this man do next i’m scared

[@missundies]

Yup, something's not right

[@gabrieltiq412]

@MB It's like... less than a minute? Okay maybe a minute

[@gabrieltiq412]

@MB Yw, just feels a lil sad to act like its world war 2 footage u know?

[@vilya9296]

@@gabrieltiq412 I mean he whole ass pretended to rape her and that's like, not very good too

[@allysilman1631]

@@gabrieltiq412 literally nobody acted like it was 'WW2 footage', they literally just said it made them uncomfortable. Pretty sure any decent person would feel uncomfortable watching a scene where a man breaks into a woman's apartment and attempts to rape her...

[@smallandstressed2364]

Neil: there will be no computers, because I hate them. Also Neil: let’s do a whole movie based on technology and a.i.

[@veghead05]

Lmao facts

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

And use green screen the whole time.

[@rebeccajj5625]

“where’s he breen” - kurtis 2k19

[@Abigart69]

Rxbecca JJ lmao 😂

[@andreijorge1310]

Kale ceaser - kurtis 2k19

[@nellie-zr9pk]

I find the fact that Kurtis' editing in the video is better than the editing in the movie funny

[@joudym.yassien6361]

Ok but why does this movie look like it came straight out of the game "episode"

[@henthai9269]

LMAO IT DOESS

[@elixx1649]

Like the walking is the same, have you seen the episode walking, its like they are wearing socks and trying to run on a wet floor.

[@atelierfrost]

"Twisted Pair" sounds like another name for testicular torsion.

[@deannas2778]

🤣

[@coltonbates629]

It... Does

[@swine13]

Entwined in tandem

[@donnythedealer2571]

My balls cringed thank you

[@atelierfrost]

@@donnythedealer2571 :D I mean that's what I'm here for.

[@kaylamartinez1712]

All of Neil Breen’s movies remind me of that episode of The Office where everyone watches Micheal’s movie

[@watakashe6072]

At least michael went to actual locations 😔

[@cantdance3809]

threat level midnight is a masterpiece smh

[@lemonycatapult7300]

Don’t disrespect Threat Level: Midnight like that 👿

[@blurrybaby225]

Threat Level: Midnight is a goddamn work of art

[@autismduo3852]

yeah exactly except Threat Level: Midnight is absolutely *muah* 😗 perfect

[@werewolfmoney6602]

The fact that he mentions "there won't be any laptops" is the funniest fucking thing that's ever happened in the history of the internet.

[@Enigmatic_Lurker]

I love that he says "Follow me, you won't get hurt." As he's then the _only_ person to leave that building alive.

[@fyrefrost1898]

Somebody on set: Hey Neil, shouldn’t we actually have people for you to rescue on this rescue mission? Neil: No, we don’t have the budget for extras

[@Songmorning]

I think Kurtis unironically would be in a Neel Breen movie.

[@black_boiler7978]

anyone would tbh 🤣

[@raincl0uds836]

He should collaborate with him to make a new one 😂

[@JD-bf6ws]

get neel on the phone

[@Sky-ip1qy]

I can't get over how sweet Kurtis is. When he put in the trigger warning I was surprised tbh because not many people do that. 10/10 good boy.

[@marmarstiehler8612]

And in the video he did on Neal Breens other movie, he blurred or blacked out all the blood in every scene he showed just for the people who dont like blood (those were his own words). Like hes just so considerate, I cant-

[@Wallflowerzizme]

Kurtis is so sweet and such a big ally to women

[@evaetzel347]

He also give us an extra greeting

[@12woodsteps]

When people say "not all men", they mean Kurtis. He would never.

[@Lilyjem39]

kurtis is so god damn precious