CALAMITY CUCCO! The Legend of Zelda

[@mashed]

This cartoon is in memory of the bucket of chicken we had last week which gave us all diarrhea. You got us good, you tasty tasty angel.

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Hello

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

Caca 😂

[@WickedPhase]

RIP

[@nothing00164]

Iraqis are here

[@WeissM89]

Let me guess... E. Coli or Salmonella, bacteria found in bird poop? That's what you get for eating animals: Zoonotic diseases. But hey, let's all point our fingers at some random people in China for eating bats and pangolins...

[@Maljurok]

I mentioned in the last one about how using the Cuccos as a weapon against calamity Ganon was a missed Opportunity, but seeing this video made me realize how ahead of me they were in some aspects, not matter what game Cuccos don't play around.

[@americanalligator1284]

Have you never played Twilight Princess?

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet KZbinr. Thanks for being a fan, dear ma

[@americanalligator1284]

@@AxxLAfriku Um, what?

[@niasayamuongbo6498]

Zelda

[@americanalligator1284]

@@niasayamuongbo6498 Huh?

[@shadow759]

Part of me wish that Cucco at the end was in the game lol

[@Meme-Dealer8323]

Woah! I didn't expect to see you here. Lol

[@lordbaconweeb]

I think we can mod it

[@cd31000]

Calamity Cucco

[@shadow759]

@@cd31000 I didn't want to spoil it just in case.

[@cd31000]

@@shadow759 If they're scrolling through the comments, they know what they're getting into.

[@KayKwasa]

Not even a gold Lynel can compare to the sheer horror that is the Cuccos

[@Decimator_517]

You can say that again.

[@uphi-downlow5792]

Jokes aside... Would you rather be defeated by a buff ass lion horse? Or a chicken? Which would you rather be on your grave stone?

[@KayKwasa]

@@uphi-downlow5792 I rather have a Lynel be my end; the thought of a 🐔 being my end would be just humiliating especially when all you have to do is mind your own business

[@wind369]

Hey link got too second base that’s a huge improvement

[@looeegee]

Link is a gigachad now

[@VorxDargo]

This is the reincarnation of the Fallen Hero, and descendent of the first Link. The first Link not only married Zelda but fathered all of Hyrule.

[@gin9561]

@@VorxDargo the same Zelda in the video or is there descendants of Zelda too?

[@hyperplorp6468]

@@gin9561 the link from skyward sword was the first ever link

[@VorxDargo]

@@gin9561 The Zelda from the video is a descendent of Skyward, the Link is the reborn Fallen Hero.

[@a_legendary_dodo3774]

Gamer theory: TLOZ cuccos are the result of the fierce deity being fragmented into multiple souls to avoid destroying the world. You awaken it each time you display aggression against its new numerous bodies.

[@TheStrikeStrike]

To be fair, chickens really are that vicious. If they see blood on you, they are attracted to that spot and won’t stop until the victim is gone or dead. Also mashed, you chicken noises are spot on.

[@AlexWalkerSmith]

The chickens were voiced by Kevin Andrew Rivera, A.K.A @RicanFly! 🙌

[@TheStrikeStrike]

Well congrats to him! ^^ He sounds just like my real life hens!

[@Devil-Damon]

@SlaveLaboringKid There's a difference between having feathers and being a actual t-rex there not even reptiles

[@sucks2suck981]

@@Devil-Damon go read a book please

[@Devil-Damon]

@@sucks2suck981 1. I made a mistake 2. This was two weeks smh 3. still they didn't really use to be t rexes more or less just related to them

[@teetbeezoon]

I just love how he pointed out that eggs are actually chicken's periods! I used to taunt my sisters with that fact! 😏🤣

[@gerbentime4175]

Chickens, much like every bird in existence, don't have periods. The egg is the bird equivalent of an egg cell in mammals. The reason chickens lay unfertilized eggs is because they have a seasonal laying period. Granted, depending on your definition of period you could count this, but most if not all bioligists don't.

[@teetbeezoon]

@@gerbentime4175 It would also be shitty marketing! 😂

[@CesarACastillo]

I don't trust anything that lays eggs for five days and doesn't die - Mr. Garrison

[@Chaosdeity]

He sings one of the most iconic sonic songs of all time. I literally busted a gut laughing so hard

[@TurboTechBlast]

Escape From The Cuccos

[@goldenlatias152]

@@TurboTechBlast that would make a great song cover

[@jawnashunkiehne7773]

Rolling around at the speed of sound...

[@Simonpumpernickel]

That made my day! I just out laughing and singing too

[@timtim9178]

The Zelda cartoons are really the better ones, continue that, it's really cool

[@AB0BA_69]

Ikr? The tits on Zelda are perfect

[@2heo1987]

@@AB0BA_69 she's thicc

[@Silverslayed]

These BOTW animations are always so perfect! They encapsulate just how most players behave with link. 😂

[@JorneDeSmedt]

Ah yes. Chickens. The greatest threat in Hyrule. Reminds me that I haven't watched the Bagpipe of Doom in a while.

[@jbgg007]

"They were throwing their periods at me" was definitely the best one liner I've heard in a while! 🤣

[@Banzai_AWOS]

There are 3 Blighted Gannons you should never get on the bad side of. Flower Blight, Chicken Blight, and the Blight that shall not be named

[@Banzai_AWOS]

@Creeperawmangod ah I seem to have made a mistake, you are correct my good sir.

[@hiimnorm3553]

The last one is the infamous owl from oot

[@geardog24]

1:25 R.I.P. Poo 🥺 You were too good for Link.

[@jaydogdjjaydogdj8325]

You know what I haven't watched mashed in a long time the last time i watch one of your videos was the wah rap it's so good

[@da_kracken8879]

Waluigi sucks

[@jaydogdjjaydogdj8325]

Wahhhh 😭😭😭😭

[@Pac81]

I can not figure out why they never sent the chickens to fight Ganon. He wouldn't stand a chance.

[@Lorddacenshadowind]

He knows better than to attack them

[@ariahemlock2492]

Trade one calamity for another?

[@seth2111]

Simple! Because the Cukoo's secretly are working for Gannon as spys and assassins

[@Stone_Horn]

Well, that punishment is pretty "fowl"

[@SoranotRoxas]

Link singing City Escape is just perfect lol

[@skyrogue1977]

Tingle fanfiction, what has the world come to?

[@andrewleyton6689]

3:47 I agree with link, He didn't even cause the acorn to fall, that cucco obviously hates him, because it should have gone for the guardians

[@SanonixFastTime]

Best moment of the video: 2:29 Link singing Sonic Adventure 2 Escape the City

[@thelunarlunatic9681]

Voice actor does Sonic in the Mashed videos.

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

Link couldn’t just call the colonel to take down those chickens ?

[@mwperk02]

Not after Link maybe accidentally purposely detonated a cube bomb in the kitchen.

[@karlalberto6686]

@@mwperk02 I did that once before third strike. I got obliterated.

[@r.e.z9428]

We all know Link would have found a way to bring his fish waifu back to life, not settle with Zelda.

[@darkmask5933]

But Sidon is still alive.

[@r.e.z9428]

@@darkmask5933 Sidon wouldn’t get in the way, he’s gotta continue his chad bloodline anyway.

[@catsukisubaru3715]

@@r.e.z9428 no we don't get it. Sidon is alive, link doesn't have to bring him back from the dead

[@r.e.z9428]

@@catsukisubaru3715 Sidon’s not a waifu though. Too much chad energy.

[@johns6014]

Why are you saying that he'd have to settle for his waifu? He's already made it to second base with her

[@jayquoproductions]

I was imagining the giant chicken at the end would “BUKAAK” in a really low, slow, loud voice

[@octogorb9853]

Calamity Cucco would honestly make an amazing mod boss.

[@lessliejohnson6932]

Between Link saying "hold this,pretend its your baby" and "they're throwing their periods", I lost it,and laughed until I got sick! I subbed because of this awesome tale! Plz do more like this!🤣💚🧝‍♂️

[@hairytick7882]

For some reason I expected the chickens to just come back riding clouds and singing after their "ascension". Because of the way it sounded lol

[@sashakittyeliza]

"Theyre throwing their periods as me" LMFAOOOO BRO you have no idea how hard id tried to keep quiet from this one (its late at night lol)

[@lionheart4424]

That Calamity Cucco design is awesome.

[@Kaitri]

i miss twilight princess where you could play as the chicken for a few seconds.

[@THESLASHFIVE1]

The guy who voice link is legendary.

[@Arthas30000]

This. I didn't realize I needed this in my life until it was here 🤩

[@silusheroes6379]

Moral of the story: Don't hurt a cucco three times, or else.

[@mwperk02]

But I hurt one 4 times.

[@silusheroes6379]

@@mwperk02 Now you've done it.

[@gamekiller9053]

Link "they were throwing their periods at me" In another univers Link "they were throwing their babys at me" Mob of mlfs outside throwing their babys made from link.

[@Spider-Saiyan-PL-32707]

Link being a fusion of Loki and Thor, Confirmed.

[@Zeverinsen]

I still remember the first time I got attacked by them. The sheer chaos... *Amazing!*

[@SKULLTHEWIZARD]

I love this Sonic voice and Link it's so snarky and it's great keep up the good videos

[@totteicecreamOFFICIAL]

Thank god that the next video was a Zelda video. Zelda for life

[@CelticVizard]

Can we just take a moment to remember Blake's history with Sonic?

[@hardcorevictor2552]

That's pure genius ! I like Link's voice !🤣🤣🤣

[@tyranimas]

If Nintendo ever decides to voice link we need to petition for shadyvox to become the official English voice actor. In my mind it’s already canon

[@JeremysBlackWalMartBouncer]

THIS NEEDS TO BE AN OFFICIAL SERIES!!

[@thefenrir777]

This NEEDS a sequel where they go to ganon for help

[@siegfriedaxn12]

This is either great Ron Stoppable imcarnation or an incarnation of Link CDI

[@geshcu]

"why are there always consequenses for my actions?"

[@nightwolfpuppy]

This channel makes me want to start a petition to get Blake to voice Link in BOTW 2...I know it's just grunts and yells but I can dream dang it!

[@maddestmike5791]

Who's the bear following Link before the chicken attack? *hears his name* Never mind, fittingly named pet bear.

[@jawllypop1750]

And ths cartoon makes us wonder how this Link managed to beat the calamity and save Hyrule. He ends up summoning an even worse one.

[@grimoireweiss6428]

4:49 please, for the love of the triforce tell me their is some fanart for Calamity Cucco.

[@Mayeur000Donz]

I can't get enough of Blake Swift's voice.

[@The_RedVIII]

That would actually be a cool idea for a hidden boss.

[@john02222]

Boss implays you can some way stop it this would be more like punishment for braking the game

[@CactuarKnight]

Boy, Zelda sure filled up since Ganon was defeated huh?

[@songohan3321]

No matter which game it is, the chicken is a sacred creature that can bring the fury of the gods.

[@9Godslayer]

I still think that book Zelda was reading is more horrifying than the Cuccos.

[@Ice_Animates]

“Legends have it that once the egg blood moon rises that calamity cuckoo will escape from the egg and-“

[@CRzyHDedJHny]

Zelda reading smut is pretty good.

[@superkamiguru1000]

There's a reason you can't bring a cucco with you to fight Calamity ganon its too powerful

[@HulkTheSurgeon]

Poor Cucco. I feel like it was asking for an apology at 1:31. :(

[@lucyds6893]

Awww, si cierto :'c

[@maybetoby]

Lol Link singing City Escape

[@tattertot8259]

And then we saved Marin from being trapped as a seagull forever !

[@malikeththeblackblade7179]

Would you make part two for this. I want to see cuckoos destroy the enemies!

[@Handleneeds3ormorecharacters98]

The fact you added escape from the city makes this video infinity times better

[@d00p58]

was boutta comment this lol

[@Mate397]

Now the real fight for the fate of the realm begins.

[@erwinkonig4224]

Damn Zelda is busty ^^ But kidding aside, never underestimate cuocos !! they're damn dangerous

[@GalenNight]

3:23 This isn’t faaair! Why are there always consequences for my actions?

[@pinkblossoms]

This video predicted Link and Zelda living together in ToTK 😅

[@RhythicManRhythm]

Links voice and this art style reminds me of a show I can’t remember.

[@4dojo]

If Link could talk in the games and this was his personality I would actually br coll with that. 😂

[@nasanierurason901]

Makes me think of the creature that spawns in Witcher for killing the cows 🤣

[@Runescythe9852]

And thus, Calamity Cucco was born.

[@vectitude4271]

3:33 ouch but hilarious! 😂

[@ZenAlphaFire]

Oh ffs lol that is by far the best secret boss ever. Im still hoping there is a Gannon vs Cuccoo Mob vid somewhere lol

[@shardinhand1243]

... i once saw these feathered killing machines take down a giant lion centuar thing... they knew no fear and struck at it again and again with out mercy... no matter how many the monster cut down more took theyre place like a tidal wave... a lone ship lost to the raging storm... the poor beast never had a chance... the cookoos ate well that night....

[@wildmike8012]

Thank you for singing some of the Sonic adventure 2 soundtrack it took me back and also let me know I'm not the only one who still sings it

[@undeadgentalmen]

3:03 First thought that the cuccos was going to lite the dummy on fire. Still chuckle that they had it hanging from a tree.

[@gametuber9025]

link definitely deserved the first two strikes, but he didn't technically hurt the cucco a third time, the little guardians did, so i guess the cucco either really like guardians, or really hate people.

[@thelaughingman6975]

Was Link singing that song a reference to Shadyvox voicing Sonic on this channel in the 34 land or you just wanted him to sing a little tune

[@toddy1258]

Me, remember the chickens in The Legend Of Zelda, A Link To The past: oh god, please, don't hurt the chicken

[@KingSpartaX37]

~Catastrophic Chicken of Despair~ *Calamity Cucco*

[@Parey1477]

Zelda:oh i tought it was calmity ganon coming back*blushes Me:hold up

[@Lemuel928]

Dang Link,you unlocked the secret boss that hasn’t been seen for a hundred years.

[@OtZillaFM]

2:29 That's a Sonic Reference in my Zelda video

[@Diarunas]

Anyone gonna talk about how sexy Zelda is in this animation or- *muffled noises*

[@billyloquendero5632]

2:40 epico la música de Sonic Escape from the city forever

[@samgomez2521]

With this, I'm now even more terrified of cocoos now especially that time after I used the master sword on all of them in that one quest and not even mipha's grace was able to protect me

[@alluringming]

Alll i can say there better be a sequel to this ^^

[@nintendogamer3227]

It's funny how they make Link sound like an absolute douche nozzle! XD

[@ServantofBaal]

You mean mega ultra cucco? No! Shhhh! He is legend...

[@commieraider3004]

Mashed is going down another of their Zelda rabbit holes

[@somieuler-ajayi5246]

This gives me regular show vibes and I'm here for it

[@wesleyneilsen7671]

I need a weekly series of this.

[@Henleash]

*ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND*

[@undeadgentalmen]

"They're throwing there periods at me." xD Damn if didn't laugh so hard.

[@maddawgmoody]

2:29 Confirmed Link plays Sonic Adventure Battle 2

[@petertrent8732]

"Cucco Armageddon" Next dlc coming to a switch near you.

[@LaCazaLP]

I was about to say Link sounds alot like sonic, but after that City Escape gag im convinced you guys feel the same lmao.

[@SunsetArchon]

I've tried fighting Cuckoos as a form of training in Breath of the Wild. Yes, I died horribly, but not before learning I could shield bash them.

[@arcangelus6008]

Oh my gosh I still remember these quests from the oldest Zelda games I now know what they'll do if we keep hurting them three times they ascend into god mode I deem them "Clucker Isosceles" 🤔

[@Sunny-uz8cw]

I kinda want to see the end results of this, I won’t lie.