Calamity Ganon WR - Jerma TLoZ: BOTW (Part 10, Finale), Super Punch-Out!!, GoldenEye 007 Stream Edit

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Originally Streamed on September 17th, 2023
00:00 - Intro
02:50 - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild (Part 10, Finale)
39:02 - Super Punch-Out!!
46:20 - GoldenEye 007
#Jerma985 #StreamHighlights #Cheltie

[@piguy9225]

The Ganon fight live was peak "Jerma has ungodly timing." He's so far behind the whole time, but then chat gives him a shortcut to the end, giving him a chance. He struggles with the fight up until the last 2 minutes of the challenge, and Jexes his way to beating Ganon with less than 30 seconds remaining. Only to find out there's a 2nd phase.

[@YouMystMe]

Jex truly showing us his gaming prowess.

[@thefrub]

My favorite part of Jerma's BOTW streams is where he constantly has to reassure chat "No, no, I like this game... I'm having fun..." like they're a bunch of toddlers who are showing him the WORST macaroni art in the class

[@matchanavi]

Honestly he rages a lot with games he loves as well. I mean have you seen him playing Elden Ring?

[@laarman.]

@@matchanavii feel like its easier to tell that he loves elden ring tho lol. Sometimes it seems like hes not joking about hating this game😭😭😭

[@blazen123]

​@@laarman.nah you can always tell its specific features, even in fromsoft games he loves he'll react a lot more when its those specific things

[@thebleachbartender1312]

Now he's going to play TOTK in the next 10 years minimum. Earlier that you'd expect.

[@A_Toaster]

In the meantime: Farting simulator 3-7

[@ShookOnesTO]

Didn’t he say that every knock down in super punch out is 1 minute of totk? So he technically owes us 3 mins of the game. He should owe 100 hours but we got duped with save states.

[@slyseal2091]

@@A_Toaster also gonna build another cartoon house in house flipper

[@jebuscrust9875]

"I can beat this game without getting hit once" becomes "I can beat this game on stream without getting knocked down" becomes "I haven't beaten this game before"

[@samray321]

Great to see Jerma playing his first ever video game 😊. learning the controls might be a bit troublesome, but botw is an otherwise great entry point!

[@Cendrail0001]

He's doing great for a 68 year old man

[@FriendlyGoblinWasTaken]

@@Cendrail0001 I thought he was 985 years old

[@Cendrail0001]

@@FriendlyGoblinWasTaken His body ages slower compared to us. He was born in 0985, but his physical age is 68

[@crackedemerald4930]

I like that everytime he mentions how long it's been since he played it, he adds another month

[@argnator]

"One of my favorite games of all time. In my top 20." "I have never beaten this game before."

[@houndoomdude2]

Actually so funny, this game came up when he said he bet he could beat it damageless. Then he walked that back to without getting knocked down. And then as he streamed it he got to the point of getting knocked down over and over and abusing save states until he finally came to the conclusion that he has never beaten it

[@connorpeck322]

"chlorine-eyes simulator" describes the look of twilight princess so well

[@Tojux_]

I was hoping he beat Ganon's phase 1 in time so we could see the horrible realisation of phase 2... it was perfect

[@Mr4Eva]

The under the boards bit at 19:00 is underrated 😂

[@tomato_dragon9585]

I read someone say “telltale Zelda” in chat and I laughed until I cried 😭

[@Queggletank]

The clutch triple parry was a jexed moment

[@RookieBalboa]

I was cry laughing the entire Hyrule Castle sequence, knowing dam well he wouldnt make it in time or that he wouldnt know about the second phase. Maybe one of the funniest Jerma streams ever

[@soakmydeck]

his panicked button mashing during calamity Ganon had me in literal tears. fav stream in a while

[@houndoomdude2]

Jerma’s three settings while playing BotW are complaining nearly to the point of saying he hates the game, insisting to chat that he doesn’t hate the game, and E3 gamer dialogue to pretend he doesn’t hate the game

[@zzeroara9511]

it's why i stopped watching 10% of the way into the third stream. so when i saw "Part 10" i was taken aback

[@bulkypigeon]

How did he manage to get hit by Dark Beast Ganon, even after triple parrying calamity’s second phase... I am dumbfounded

[@YouMystMe]

I still dont know if Jerma actually likes BotW. One minute he says its fun then the next minute someone says they dont like it and he doesnt say he disagrees... but he also doesnt say he agrees with the people that like it. Truly a centrist andy.

[@svennevs5740]

I'm a firm believer that Zelda just isn't for him. Too many puzzles and exploration, that is the focus of those games.

[@aceisawesome_]

it probably doesn't help that he may have felt pressured into playing it, F

[@YouMystMe]

@@svennevs5740 I agree tbh. Although he is like this with every game when I think about it, people ask him if he likes a game and he just retreats into "offend nobody centrist mode" lol.

[@svennevs5740]

@@YouMystMe True, I wish he were more honest about how he feels. He didin't hesitate calling Twilight princess chlorine, might as well state how he feels about the game he is playing.

[@YouMystMe]

@@svennevs5740 I feel the same but honestly I find it kind of endearing.

[@Lulleebee]

he parried the EXPLOSION at 32:19 how precise even is that input oh my god

[@Wabungaplab]

He’s definitely naked when the facecam is off

[@quaker47]

that's not even a theory i'm pretty sure he's said that before

[@carto4028]

You think he wears clothes when he goes outside? 🤔

[@apehawk]

We say this a lot jokingly but I really believe it this time that "he HATES this game"

[@zzeroara9511]

in 10 years he'll definitely recognize he didn't enjoy this game nearly as much as most people

[@jacksobrooks]

​@@zzeroara9511 that will probably be everyone in 10 years

[@user-cn7io2pe8p]

@@jacksobrooks its already been 6 so thats unlikely haha. you either love botw or hate botw, its not a game for everyone

[@jacksobrooks]

@@user-cn7io2pe8p the timer restarted when totk released.

[@tobyraptis3587]

This was the best "jerma" playthrough I've ever imagined, what a way to cap it off.

[@lucasb9268]

years in the making

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

The BOTW segment was a perfect comedy of errors.

[@lagaan1013]

kinda hoped he was gonna say "everytime i get knocked down i hit the weed pen"

[@fgergver]

I CANT BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY DID ITTT

[@rose_d_mary]

FUCK DID HE REALLY I GOT OFF LIKE AFTER 2.5 HOURS 😡 i lost half my channel points ☹️

[@garfieldatfreddys5381]

@@rose_d_mary he beat calamity ganon with 10 seconds left but the mods counted Dark Beast ganon as a part of the bet so it went to doubters

[@rose_d_mary]

@@garfieldatfreddys5381 RAHHHH I GOT MORE CHANNEL POINTS 😈😈😈😈

[@HabitualThinker]

@@rose_d_maryhe didn’t, he got to phase 1 of ganon and time ran out

[@mr.moonly]

I remember delibretly trying to get hit by Dark beast gannons lazer attack for like 5 minutes but not geting hit at all, watching Jerma get hit by the first lazer was so fucking funny to me

[@oldoutlet6946]

"I don't want to do a shrine because that'll take 40 minutes" *Proceeds to waste 10 by trying to mark something on his map*

[@lukejohnson1698]

Someone needs to make a compilation of Jerma complaining about the crouch button

[@NotSoMelancholy]

The Frank 2 joke is going to age like fine wine I bet

[@exLightningg]

Chat totally bullied him into finishing BoTW, now he’s never going to play ToTK even though it’s straight up a better BoTW.

[@zzeroara9511]

maybe it's for the better

[@HabitualThinker]

He wouldn’t have played it regardless, he doesn’t like this game

[@crimsonsonic2]

Tears of the kingdom is way worse than breath of the wild in every aspect, especially the game design as a whole. It's fine if you like it more but don't pretend it's better.

[@bigg4342]

thank you cheltie for all you do

[@goboreal]

i'm so mad I missed this stream, thanks for the amazing edits per usual

[@combosloth1677]

why did I lose my shit at the floorboards zelda bit

[@VideoMode]

i lost 100k channel points but i was not mad because of how funny that shit was live

[@DDoylee]

I’m so glad I was there for the botw part

[@PaulusTheCart]

Very cool!

[@Sengial]

Cheltie what are you gonna do when jerma retires

[@jacksobrooks]

Edit AI generated VODs before they even come out.

[@mr.s5165]

Bro Cheltie IS Jerma they’re both gonna retire

[@crackedemerald4930]

​@@mr.s5165cheltie already said they're gonna soft retire

[@dave7474]

even after he turns down the volume at 29:15, listen to how loud the sfx still are! I wonder what happened

[@_ikako_]

cant wait to see tears of the kingdom in 15 years! :D

[@angrysoybeanfarmer3453]

I really never thought he'd come back to it the way he was taking about the game

[@mr.moonly]

The cut at 45:18 had me confused cause i thought be rewinded to a previous opponent on accident

[@Duskgusting]

i cant believe i missed this one

[@MFPICKLEO]

forced to play botw at age 7 :(

[@Spikedog777]

It sucks he wont play totk he would like the mechanics so much more

[@TheSilly6403]

I mean his main complaint was overcomplicated controls, and TOTK controls are even worse tbh. To fuse a weapon you have to open a wheel, select fuse, hold up on dpad, scroll through a menu, press x, press l and then y.

[@zzeroara9511]

​@@TheSilly6403That's not entirely fair to BOTW or TOTK, jerma has trouble listening to and absorbing tutorials and he rarely locks in controls. What's worse is that he didn't play this for, like, 5 months and then 2 months beforehand. It's so bad people are joking about it in this very same comment section

[@TheSilly6403]

@@zzeroara9511 true, but I still found TOTK controls to be pretty horrible imo

[@HabitualThinker]

@@TheSilly6403yeah but in terms of literally any video game these controls ARENT over complicated. Jerma can barely read much less process a tutorial. It’s kinda just.. and I hate to word it like this a skill issue for his brain. It’s not uncommon for steamers to be like that though, most streamers, especially the ones I like (vinesauce, jerma, etc) play games for a living but have about the skill as if it was their first game in a given genre in 50 years and they never learned how to read, lol. It wasn’t on the game, jerma isnt built for anything that thinking, and that’s respectable. Still shocked he somehow plays fromsoft games and beats them

[@TheSilly6403]

@@HabitualThinker Koishi pfp! :D Also to be totally honest, I love and play fromsoft games all the time, and one thing I love about them is how their controls really just are simple and make sense. Jerma has said in the past that he is great at games with only two or three buttons, and I'd say he's right. His punch out stream right after this was proof of that lol. TLDR Jerma play Touhou plz

[@kenji7318]

where is the "one more game" section of the F zero game where he played like 10 "final" matches

[@SrTNick1]

"tHiS GaMe ThIs gAmE tHiS gAmE" idk man, just felt like DSP vibes

[@carolj7191]

it's because he was under (self-imposed) pressure from the time limit, but you're not wrong

[@ood9700]

I noticed the mods delete chat messages and ban so many people for insulting the game or complaining about Jerma’s skill and it was both hilarious and bizarre. Someone joked about it being a game for kids and their chat message was deleted within 5 seconds.

[@A_Toaster]

Rip all the chatters we lost during the Breath Of The Wild finale stream. May we have a moment of silence to show our respects...

[@HandjobHandsome]

he has too many mods and they don't communicate properly with each other is my guess

[@zzeroara9511]

fair

[@HabitualThinker]

“Grrr people insulted MY streamer!!” I mean being fair KZbin commenters are the same way. God forbid you complain about how a streamer acts on a KZbin vid or something, they’ll be on your ass like you were debating their fuckin religion

[@Chalkmanexe]

"what is this BORING ASS game?"

[@calebo56]

he hates this game :(

[@henrymartinvo]

To the people saying Jerma didn't like BOTW, it's fine if that's the case, but I'm not sure. He streamed it 10 times and to completion, that'd be difficult if it weren't at least enjoyable. And the counter to that is obviously "He felt pressure to play it" or "He needs the views", but Jerma's at a point where 1) He's 37 and can stand up for his feelings, and 2) his career is not such that he needs to compromise for content.

[@Deathstar-vy9hd]

pog

[@CalciumOxyde]

I forgot how much of a joke the ganon fight was. So easy.

[@117johnpar]

Clearly coping. Didnt have fun+ L + miserable the whole way + forced to play it + never playing it ever again, or any sequels ever + self-conscious about disliking a universally adored game.

[@cellophanezebra4663]

Genuinely sad he didn't do face cam for this

[@zzeroara9511]

i don't want him to play TOTK. not because I'm gatekeeping, but because that game REQUIRES a minimum of 55 hours and he wouldn't be good at it at all. Everything would be against him, he barely got through this while having fun.

[@Doublew2474]

Surly he will now play TotK.......right?

[@a_fallen_temple]

Didn’t you hear :)

[@Doublew2474]

@@a_fallen_temple Guess Im didn't finish the video andy lmao

[@carto4028]

​@@Doublew2474Your part of the problem 😡

[@mordecai2169]

for fuck's sake why did i have to be away during this stream

[@carto4028]

Because God doesn't love you

[@onescenewonder8904]

I NEED him to at least *try* ToTK

[@A_Toaster]

Give him 6 years or when another console generation passes, whichever comes first.

[@jeremytitus9519]

He already has the only speedrhn WR that matters: *The Horror patch 0.985 any% meatgrinder only*

[@cleander3645]

man i feel so sorry that jerma had to play this chat can be really evil sometimes

[@carto4028]

Mwahahaha 😈

[@tomato_dragon9585]

The duality of chat complaining about him NOT playing botw vs chat complaining about him FINALLY playing botw is insane. I’m kinda surprised he went back to it lol

[@wahoo42069]

watching jerma play botw actually makes me HATE the game

[@samanthampreg]

how is he So bad at this

[@jacksobrooks]

How young an audience is can be best measured by how much they care about Botw. Nobody cares about this game even one tenth as much as Tumblr teens do. And its crazy because even they aren't into the game nearly as much as they are into fan content surrounding the game.

[@thecoolnerdcolress1738]

that's why it sold like shit, right?

[@jacksobrooks]

​@@thecoolnerdcolress1738 what do you mean?

[@sefatsilverlake3816]

Yeah, just look at the game ratings and sales man, EVERYONE knows this game sucks, you are definitely not a minority, just look at TOTK, like, tears of the who?!

[@jacksobrooks]

​​​@@sefatsilverlake3816what do you think I said? I don't think I said nobody bought or liked the game. I swear this happens any time someone says something that isn't overwhelmingly positive about this game.

[@sefatsilverlake3816]

Google, the vast majority of Zelda players are in the 30+ year range.