I'M ZOMBIES 2

[@unicorncheese6245]

Zombies: segregated Werewolfs: colonized and had their precious resource stolen Addison: platinum blonde (Somehow these are all on the same level of oppression in these movies)

[@alisonpurgatory85]

She did get her love letters shredded and used as material to be danced with

[@NearsightedNarhwal]

“Cis-het white girl trying to be oppressed” was the only believable part of this film

[@NoahDaDudeBroMan]

Because platinum blondes killed my grandma, ok?

[@commercialairliner]

​@NoahDaDudeBroMan my uncle broke his leg after tripping over a dirty blonde

[@treymoment]

​@commercialairline STRAWBERRY BLONDEMA, NOOOOOOOO!!

[@fisticuffs12]

"bonzo is not allowed to prawn" i love this sentence. it is a perfect sentence that should have 100% on rotten tomatoes

[@ericagoodman1552]

13:18 in case anyone was wondering

[@vextheguy]

Bozo wasn't allowed to go to prawn, 💀

[@Derps_IDK]

I was waiting for Bonzo to say this line almost like an orc, but I was very sad when he never said it.

[@cinnamorollfan2296]

bonzo wasn’t prawn ready

[@GruulAnarch]

If the werewolves are just dirty teenagers, then that means the "epic battle" at the start of the movie was settlers finding inexplicable kids in the forest and deciding to slaughter them.

[@io_est]

Yeah i had that exact thought. Without real monsters this is just a story of violent settler colonialism but quirky 🤪

[@MothsTeeth]

Colonialism: Disney edition

[@harveybeadman]

not inaccurate depiction of settler-native relations in actual USA history tbh. down to finding mysterious power source on the beasts' homeland

[@Char.yeet1]

I think that was partially the point yeah

[@v.xien.]

This is their apology for Pocahontas

[@razorbrann]

danny im begging you to finish this trilogy, please i cannot force myself to watch the third one for closure 🙏🙏🙏

[@LgHeccyboi]

this is too real

[@angelvilale]

In the third movie (which was about aliens), they revealed that Addison is an alien.

[@mrcrankypants72]

@@angelvilale i can probably confirm this is true

[@angelvilale]

@@mrcrankypants72 they are even having a 4th movie and it's about vampires 😆😆😆 who knows, maybe Addison is also a vampire

[@mrcrankypants72]

@@angelvilale it would only make sense if she was a alien vampire

[@ZackC]

They took their entire costume budget and put it into that prawn mascot. A good choice imo

[@Naeaira]

😭☠️😂

[@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg]

all 4 dollars 100 likes wow

[@favoritemustard3542]

After the 🦐 the rest went to the mortgage.

[@hobobohemian]

That mascot costume is honestly the best character design in the film, maybe even the whole franchise

[@alexandriaarmenteros6075]

why is he the bus driver though

[@rjai5003]

I like how the emergency monster laws did literally nothing to keep the werewolves away from the people

[@coolboyyo654]

they just REALLY wanted to be racist towards the zombies again

[@potato_of_potatoes]

Fr

[@genderender]

a perfect metaphor for racism that they did not intend

[@obviouslytheratking2396]

I'm reading this comment before watching the video. 😭 There's werewolves?!

[@orangeshirtguy01]

@@obviouslytheratking2396 yep...

[@pinkbunny2606]

danny calling the werewolves „outdoor teenagers” made me CACKLE

[@skyshunts]

I mean he's not wrong lmao. They look like kids with messy hair and weird clothes

[@camelliatea6319]

We should coin that term for werewolves

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Danny’s farts 💨

[@Ok-fj7xx]

Cackle, chuckle, giggle, chortle, and maybe guffaw?

[@unicorn69]

@@camelliatea6319But werewolves turn into wolves. They didn’t

[@blue-dabad33]

thinking back, her saying the doctors can't explain her white hair 100% checks out in a town that found a mysterious magical nuclear reactor and never thought to look into it once

[@dots3854]

“technically the forbidden woods are within the school district” is such an underrated line 😭😭😭

[@HoneyM1lkart]

100%

[@Amoeba_underthesea]

Bro the coach was always my favorite character

[@bluetrix]

i read this at the same time he said it 😭😭

[@thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles]

"The Locally Recognized and Permissible Forest" was already taken.

[@jadenh14]

@@Amoeba_undertheseaReal

[@eclipse8640]

Honestly I find it hilarious that Addison's character arc through the three movies is forcing her way into whatever the most prominent group of outsiders are at the time until one of them sticks

[@beeisboring]

It is genuinely the worst thing about the entire plot of every movie

[@yorak13]

“Oh, you’re a minority? Please hold on while I force myself into your group. 😊”

[@Loopsy3]

addison : “omg it’s unpopular people! they will be just like me bc i’m so quirky awkward and i don’t fit in 😅.”

[@ForeseenGreen]

Gurly's the rtca of supernatural beings

[@Oncehermes]

​@@ForeseenGreenLMFAOOOO

[@hannahhall2130]

Addison truly gave “on all levels except physical, I am a wolf” in this

[@Random-sk6hm]

Gaslight. Gatekeep. Wolfboss.

[@ursidae97]

Ruff! 🐕

[@Ohmygod_neilciccerega]

Therian era???

[@Afox13]

THERIAN ERAAAAAA

[@TheRotttingWriter]

The therians found this comment lol

[@catkittycatc4t]

okay but zed's little sister is so adorable. and the way he includes her in, like, everything he does? i didn't watch the movie itself, but from the clips of it in the video they seem to have a very familiar relationship. i love that. usually in movies the mc's younger siblings are shown as 'annoying' and are hated by their older siblings, so it's nice to see one where it's different.

[@MinisDunyasi5]

The “danger” of werewolves is barely explained in the movie. They’re called “Bloodthirsty monsters who roam these woods, feasting on innocent cheerleaders.” But they aren’t much of a danger. They don’t physically attack anyone. They also look human. All they do is howl, show off their glowing yellow eyes and sharp teeth and live in the “Forbidden Forest”. The only illegal thing they do is to sneak into school at night, which has no consequence, and no one seems to know about it.

[@TheAntiDisneyGod]

I don’t think we can call them “werewolves” they just have claws and pointy ears and also uh uh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah that’s pretty much it

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@TheAntiDisneyGodDid they have pointy ears?

[@TheAntiDisneyGod]

@@victorlolxd7347 some of them I think

[@coolboyyo654]

i feel like it's hard to show danger when you're a disney channel original movie

[@iamcool544]

I know furries in highschools across the country do worse on a daily basis.

[@liamsheehan2526]

Gotta love how in a universe where zombies and werewolves exist, the only thing they could add for addison being different was that her hair was white

[@poisonedvices6962]

Yeah about that...

[@PreppyRay123]

She's an alien in the 3rd movie I think

[@minaashido518]

An illegal alien

[@cow167]

If they wanted her hair to be some shocking thing that sidelines her, they could have made it more shocking, like idk polka dot hair would look a bit goofy if done badly but nooooo they had to go with something that is still fairly acceptable

[@mika628]

For real it's like....omg she's.... a little lighter than blonde! ...the horror 😂

[@ameliewiffen9105]

First kurtis with the indoor boyfriend, then Danny with the outdoor teens, now all we need is drew to make the underground parents

[@cilantro6458]

This is the best comment

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

And then grandparents in the sky. Actually wait, that's just sad.

[@sageno]

they had the underground couples in that one zoom collab lol

[@Joosher56]

If eggnog had subterranean adoptive parents, surely that could count?

[@Plasmawavemicrowave]

@@cupriferouscatalyst3708well it’s better than parents underground

[@leagaillard755]

i am incredibly delighted to inform watchers of this channel that a 4th zombie movie has been greenlit. I'll give you one single guess as to what mythical creature they're going for this time.

[@vitsudeon]

If it's vampires I'm going to scream

[@fizzypoppeach]

BEGGING FOR VAMPIRES PLZZZZZZ

[@shwahgamer]

Ah, so we're going with 4 instead of the usual "3 + a tv show" for these kinds of tv movies.

[@djago9415]

​@@shwahgamersadly there is a TV show

[@meptune0335]

@@fizzypoppeachwhy do you WANT it these movies suck

[@sqeet7392]

Addison reminds me of this guy at my school who once did a DNA test and found out he was like 2% Italian. Literally his entire personality changed to revolve around that and he became obsessed with pizza and pasta and started to use "Italian" hand gestures constantly in random conversations.

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

ay Tone

[@quinnzykir]

MY GOBBAGULE

[@bessieburnet9816]

Giorno as your profile pic makes this anecdote all the more sweeter.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Danny’s farts 💨

[@MaskMagic_]

Non c'è problema, e ay passami una birra vorresti?

[@autumnbreeze9205]

I love the fact that the only thing that differentiates ‘normal’ humans from ‘horrible monsters’ is hair color. Like if a zombie just puts on a wig and a some makeup they could probably pass as human.

[@cryingchild4209]

thats... i mean that's pretty much what Zed does in the first film lmao

[@Nellajaja]

That sounds familiar..

[@anmedvvv]

well, i mean, let's be real, for some reason people do same thing but with skin color. only for historical reason, no reasonable one:/

[@princess_mj4396]

Hair colour is extremely important to these poeple. I mean look at addison. ew right

[@dinospumoni5611]

They wear a wristband thing that prevents them from their zombie behavior. Without they fucking kill and eat people.

[@godslaughter]

Okay so from what I can see, these "werewolves" really aren't actual werewolves, they're just werewolf roleplayers who incidentally got some magical powers.

[@godslaughter]

OH YEAH, also, since you mentioned the human "alpha" rhetoric, not only is that completely false and wolves do not have alphas like humans think they do, instead their packs have intricate norms and roles, and there is no gender or sex discrimination. So that's another great reason to make fun of those "alpha men"

[@Random-sk6hm]

They're just LARPers who somehow got superpowers

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@Random-sk6hmDo they have powers though?

[@no-zy7bv]

​@@godslaughter What's even more funny is that wolves are actually matriarchal, and the breeding female generally calls most of the shots within the pack. So it's pretty damn ironic that they are the chosen animal to represent "UlTrA mAsCuLinE dOmInaNt mEn".

[@androidmk5987]

​@@godslaughter quiet literally the "alphas" are just the breeding pair of adults. The rest of the pack are just their kids.

[@littlebodylittleheart.]

i love how every movie depicts a different minority group zombies 1 - zombies; black people zombies 2 - werewolves; native americans zombies 3 - aliens; asian people zombies 4 - im pretty sure mermaids, maybe pacific islanders?

[@MisaMisaIsOnTop]

Definitely

[@MisaMisaIsOnTop]

Maybe sirens because mermaids are seen as “good” creatures

[@charlieisacastle]

the 4th one is gonna be about vampires. i have no idea who this minority is supposed to be...the rich?

[@littlebodylittleheart.]

@@charlieisacastle they already did vampires in like a cartoon

[@charlieisacastle]

@@littlebodylittleheart. search it up. the fourth one is literally called the dawn of vampires

[@Sleepdeprivedkitty]

Danny's "ADDISON HELP IM GONNA FUCKING DIE" is actually terrifying. He did a better job voice-acting than most of the characters.

[@thenickguy2012]

His mouth doesn’t even look out of place, he might’ve played Zed

[@ch4ll3ng3rs]

Time stamp?

[@ThreeRatsInACoat]

​@@ch4ll3ng3rs6:39

[@keelzte]

😂

[@zachsamuels7380]

Yessss 😂 funniest part, had me rolling.

[@anakinskywalker846]

I love that Danny’s sticking with the “I’m __” naming convention for this series even though at this point it makes no sense and would be really confusing for a new viewer

[@ingridleighton1023]

I’m one of those new viewers can you please explain 😫😫🙏

[@Flame6207]

@@ingridleighton1023 Danny has a series in which he reacts to Disney Channel movies, one of those movies being Radio Rebel. He named that video “I’M RADIO REBEL”, after one of the scenes in it. The title stuck, so here we are now, haha.

[@pressplayulysses]

Waiting for the inevitable "I'm HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL"

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Danny’s farts 💨

[@catpainter3165]

​@@p-__ what the fuck?

[@qualityghost]

I like how Danny points out the werewolves hardly being creature-like as being bizarre as if this isn't the same franchise that depicts zombies as just people with green hair

[@santiv4]

zombies looking like normal people to the left is normal zombie media werewolves never even being wolfy is weird

[@auroraa.writes]

At least zombies are supposed to be humanoid creatures that were just ex-humans who like eating brains. These werewolves don’t even look like wolves 😭

[@misseli1]

To be fair, at least Zombies generally look like humans even if they're decaying. Werewolves on the other hand turn into wolves during the full moon, and the werewolves in this movie don't even do that.

[@rose-gl4io]

Their skin is pale and underneath their eyes are red so ig that's something

[@shiannafoxx]

@@santiv4 Huh

[@GippyHappy]

I hope they keep making sequels that tease explaining Addison’s hair color but always turn out to be a red herring. 1st movie: Grandfather bitten by a zombie, implies she has zombie in her 2nd movie: thinks she’s an alpha werewolf 3rd movie: aliens 4th movie: her dad is actually Zeus 5th movie: she’s a ghost

[@ameliahughes3271]

6th movie: somehow turns out to be a ✨mermaid✨

[@Horned-angel_studi0z]

7th movie: her parents are secretly vampires lol

[@luuuuux_]

8th movie: she’s secretly a fairy princess who was hidden and brought into this town because her whole family was slaughtered

[@rainingtacos7529]

9th movie: Her father is a gnome and was a slave to giants who made him tend to their gardens.

[@darkeu0r]

10th movie: Her mom was secretly a troll half vampire this whole time who can turn back the time but forward

[@alisonpurgatory85]

I’m used to Disney movies having some pretty mild bullying but shredding a cheerleader's love letters and using them to make Pom poms used in cheerleading is sadistic

[@Forpink-pinku]

That part was funny lmao

[@BoredSudoku]

That was so funny 💀

[@champagne.future5248]

Genius level bullying

[@EirwenVivantel]

It's the most realistic thing I've ever seen Disney do. That's so sad I didn't even realize it as a kid. 😭

[@myusernameisnotunique]

Addison finding out she isn't a werewolf at the end was so embarrassing .

[@nakaka3236]

the mayor saying "arrest them" as code for "commit police brutality" is the most realistic part of this tbh

[@v.xien.]

Real

[@scottdenby290]

I mean monsters ARE second class citizens in this, when you consider laws are already ON THE BOOK (albeit suspended) which are blatantly discriminatory to them

[@BalsamicVin0]

I love your pfp

[@applefarm6126]

Nah

[@LetrollfaceRealYT]

*Cloaker noise intensifies*

[@Lock_dum]

WE GOTTA MAKE A ZOMBIES 3 REVIEW WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@_nyooom]

the weirdest thing about this is the fact that they're HORRIFIED at the sight of werewolves but welcome man eating zombies with open arms💀 and the fact that the zombies are also freaked even though they were just allowed to be around humans like 6 months ago lmao

[@_khaidao]

I think they realised zombids were jsut dead humans and they LITTERALLY PUT "LEASHES" on the zombies like the wrist bands so they could control them

[@Chungussy]

It's a commentary about how those who have less status in society might turn against a more vulnerable group to protect their 'in-group' status. E.g. how so many working class people in UK will be anti-immigrant or how there's a whole subset of women or gay people who oppose trans rights despite literally having to fight the same battle against the same oppression

[@potato-uj9dk]

youd think that the zombies, having been oppressed by the humans, would recognise similar treatment towards the werewolves and treat them with more empathy

[@rscull210]

I can explain! Werewolves only attack once every month, while zombies attack all the time every day. hope this helps! :)

[@CasuallyShadow]

​@@potato-uj9dk Yeah but I mean hey, look at Israel

[@jayisgreg1787]

5:48 Why the fuck is the mascot driving the bus that is so dangerous he can't see shit

[@SailorOrbiter]

💯

[@wrekt_angles]

fr who gave him a cdl 😭

[@skibidismegma645]

cus he like dat lil bro 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️

[@SparkleEELS]

I was going insane during that scene when I first watched the movie I was SO hoping Danny would say something 😭 He didn’t swerve or brake or anything heading straight for that kid in the middle of the road. It’s just all so ridiculously unsafe and they never acknowledge what the heck is going on with the mascot 💀

[@lazy.firefly]

calling it prawn instead of prom is legitimately one of the funniest things i've ever heard

[@OWASMR]

Only good joke in the franchise and its not supposed to be a joke 💀

[@Ghost_Token]

It’s genuinely so fucking hilarious. I’d love to have a shrimp mascot

[@nyxie2877]

@@OWASMRIt’s definitely supposed to be a joke

[@chyannerose7595]

@@OWASMRit definitely is & her punching Zed in EVERY movie is so funny too

[@jupiterzombies]

genuinely the one good joke

[@clownie.meh1]

16:35 “HE WANTS TO EAT ME HE IS TRYING TO FUCKING EAT ME!” THAT GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😭😭😭 Edit: Holy shit I DIDNT REALISE THAT I HAD THIS MANY LIKES

[@Weirdworldofryan]

Same

[@Lena-xl3ph]

it's become even funnier with trump's "they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats..."

[@annaoconnor3725]

Dude, when they started talking about prawn and panned over to a prawn driving the bus, I almost died laughing. My sister and I had to pause it for like five minutes to lose it.

[@pattykrabbies]

Literally. Pinnacle of comedy no joke

[@grantbell8243]

Addison clearly should have realized she wasn’t a werewolf because her name doesn’t start with a W. The rules of this universe dictates that she must be something that starts with an A. Cue Zombies 3

[@IWillNeverReadYourReply]

Are there aliens in zombies 3?

[@N1EnaShinonomeFan]

@@IWillNeverReadYourReplyyes actually

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

Oh I really hope the A is for Alien 😂 That would be the single most hilarious twist ever 😂

[@TincanTophat9907]

@@Picking.a.name.is.hard1you’re literally correct. Her grandma was an alien

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

@@Picking.a.name.is.hard1I have amazing news for you…

[@MinisDunyasi5]

Addison keeps talking about how she “doesn’t fit in” when she’s the most popular and accepted person in the entire school if not town. The cheerleading team even elect her to be the cheer captain. She doesn’t seem to struggle with anything except her hair not matching her eyebrows.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

Addison is basically one of those white girls who finds out that her great-great-great-great-great-grandmother might have had a cousin who could have possibly been 0.001% Native American and proceeds to make that her entire personality.

[@NearsightedNarhwal]

It’s like the rich trust fund kid at college trying to relate to their classmates who are surviving off of ramen.

[@NearsightedNarhwal]

@@tsifirakiehl4250It’s giving “im not one of those rootin tootin racist white people!!! I’m part British!!”

[@knitted_sweater_near_fireplace]

​@@NearsightedNarhwalPart British is hilarious

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

shes the americans who finds out theyre 5% irish from a family member shes never met and proceed to say they're just SO connected to ireland (they dont know the difference between ireland and northern ireland)

[@PixelIsPixelated]

I came here to inform everybody, that there will be, in fact, a Zombies 4: ZOMBIES 4- The Dawn of The Vampires. I can’t wait to see the movie, with- Not just Outdoor teens- Not just Zombies- Not just Aliens- But also, now, Vampires.

[@kutiethekat]

Can't wait for vampire dad

[@EmbersBlazing]

Addisons entire motivation throughout these movies is “I’m not like other girls cause I have slightly blonder hair” I think Alex Meyers says it best in his review of the movies

[@rose-gl4io]

I loveee Alex's videos

[@FrenkTheJoy]

"Slightly blonde" her hair is whiter than a 90 year old's

[@anyanaylor]

It's soooo stupid from a writing perspective but from a character perspective... to be fair in the first movie she said she would get bullied for it and she was right. People deadass do not fuck with the white hair lol

[@indigogo5699]

@@FrenkTheJoy In the first movie yes, but in zombies 2 and 3 is platinum blonde

[@blueismylove3128]

​@@FrenkTheJoy *Slightly blonde*r*

[@bigmanman1594]

I love how she just joins what ever group comes her way and is like “I belong here”

[@kendalkolasinski8055]

I love how her metaphorically black boyfriend is not literally black

[@SeanFerree]

Same!!

[@Random-sk6hm]

Which minority do you wanna be when you grow up Addison? ''All of them''

[@0mn1-omnom]

Can we appreciate how Danny played every character in the movies? It’s crazy he wrote, directed, edited, and acted in zombies 1 and 2, it’s crazy it was just him!, drew.

[@minaashido518]

The 3rd one however was made by a local internet goofball who has committed advertising crimes in his past

[@ghombulasfail723]

Cmon! Make a 3rd one! I need to know what happens with the aliens!

[@Sadieandsapphire]

“Outdoor teens” is a much better title for THESE werewolves 😂😂 that was so accurate it made me laugh out of my chair😂

[@cfudgy2]

It makes sense for the new monster high movie but those outdoor teens? Nuh uh 😂

[@cfudgy2]

It makes sense for the new monster high movie but those outdoor teens? Nuh uh 😂

[@Klein615]

After the aliens I think they also have potential to include vampires. Like a major astrological event happens and awakens an entire generation of forgotten vampires.

[@cureidolsmile9820]

There’s a series of shorts attached to these movie which have both vampires and mermaids. Honestly, this movie would better with mermaids, as there would have been a much more valid reason to never see their. Mermaid form

[@StarryPurpleX]

​@@cureidolsmile9820and then there will be sirens which will be considered as outcasts or just the way the humans there look at zombies. And as lore some mermaids were bitten by radio active ambulances that's why they turned into sirens and now they're being considered as fin thirsty monsters who are actually underwater feral teenage fishes

[@TheSpiderInUrWalls]

⁠@@StarryPurpleX yep. Radioactive ambulances are a real danger for mermaids. If you’re unlucky and get bitten, you turn into an angsty teen, no matter your age.

[@stopmakingsausage_eggandcheese]

I love how Danny has stuck with the “IM RADIO REBEL” title with all the DCOM movies, soon we’ll have “IM GOOD LUCK CHARLIE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL” it’s commitment and I gotta respect it

[@chimppower2748]

Yo that’s the one where they meet the cast of Jessie right? Banger special

[@stopmakingsausage_eggandcheese]

@@chimppower2748 YES it was so good

[@deadliersheep7697]

crazy how accurate he was to the presidential election 16:39 “And how you you respond to that trump?” “THEYRE TRYING TO EAT THE DOGS”

[@via._.punkie]

I thought that same thing lol

[@Man77772]

They are eating the dogs

[@eroticmanhole]

​@@Man77772nope hasnt happened

[@JTGJustace]

​@@Man77772 Yes

[@geminiemeraldunicorn]

Seeing this movie in 2024 is a whole different experience 😂

[@MarcusFigueras]

it's amazing how every teen movie with werewolves in it comes off as pro colonization. Like the "settlers" were attacked by the "wild werewolves" and "defended against the beasts"

[@NearsightedNarhwal]

It’s so funny if you think about the context. You settled on their land, without their permission, stole their resources, And they attacked you. What’d you expect 😭

[@nootnewt9323]

@@NearsightedNarhwalI guess they wanted the werewolves to be nicer to them about having everything stolen from them lol

[@donovanfaust3227]

I'm curious what other teen werewolf movies you're thinking of? All I can think of is the movie Teen Wolf, starring Michael J. Fox, which has different racial overtones. Edit: actually I just thought about twilight and their werewolves, so there's at least a couple.

[@NearsightedNarhwal]

@@nootnewt9323 omg this reminds me of when people were memeing the movie “Tall Girl” “I have to wear a size 13 Nike, in MENS” “ *i was born without arms.* “

[@MarcusFigueras]

@donovanfaust3227 I was mostly just thinking about twilight and winging it from there, mostly because "we tried to set up home in nature but people already living there didn't want us?!?!? What the heck?!?!" Is a theme used in a couple of things iirc

[@probablynot2123]

I love how no matter how many views/followers/attention this channel gets, Danny doesn’t change his style. He’s consistent and Greg can rest assured knowing he’ll always create the same high quality content that made him so loved to begin with.

[@Crystvl_X]

ikr? you can watch any video of Danny and still enjoy them to the fullest bc of how consistent he is with his content and humor. he’s GOAT fr

[@Aut0d0ll]

On the subject of style, those are some great glasses he wears in the Hello Fresh ad! They look really good on him, very nice frame choice.

[@xMousey]

I’d watch any content Danny made he’s so funny

[@ToxicWasteRoblox]

Yea

[@LyraPyxisVT]

Yes, I love it, very funny the most funnest one I've watched was his wikihow video, that will never not make me laugh

[@Nuggn-i1b]

10:29 "REAL men don't pee" to 14:44 " real men have a bladder infection " is the best story progression EVER lol💀

[@prestoncedillo3810]

Bro I saw that to😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@InfiniteIcyKT]

Alpha men don’t eat

[@Nuggn-i1b]

Alpha men are African​@@InfiniteIcyKT

[@GaiusIntrepidus]

@@InfiniteIcyKT Sigma Males look like fossils

[@anitahui3255]

@@Nuggn-i1bthat’s racist…

[@evqngxline]

zombies was my literal childhood. i forced all my friends to learn the songs and dances, and my older cousin and best friend rewatch the movies with me and make references because now that i’ve grown up i can see how horrible it is, so it’s our inside joke 😭

[@nobodyshekatonchires]

I like that the werewolves always walk around in that weird arms spread out, very tense and uncomfortable stance. Really tells us that theyre Werewolves

[@mcald04]

I was in shock when I first watched this movie and how insane the racial stereotypes were! Referring to them as "savages," the pack mentality of the werewolves, the wearing of furs and feathers, the no werewolves signs in store windows (comparable to the no dogs no natives signs), and having the natives as being werewolves. As an AK native is was laughable how obvious it was!

[@ttaylor3294]

Them outdoor teens be the most deadly

[@no_peace]

YIKES

[@leebuckets7452]

Good lord

[@nootnewt9323]

Someone was like “how do we make the werewolves from twilight even more racist” and they came up with native coded werewolves. It’s wild bc in the third movie they make aliens a metaphor for undocumented immigrants lmao

[@muffindude472]

I am so glad he is making this video. The first video is the reason I watch this channel. It’s great he is making a sequel.

[@meii-pn3qr]

Danny you never fail to make me photosynthesize

[@oakleyves]

my carbon dioxide and water is converting to glucose and oxygen as i watch

[@joemamacaprisun]

what! ❤

[@demonrelm2474]

🌱 same 🌱

[@reii69420]

Real

[@redrosereindeer]

this so so real

[@pineapplefruit5503]

Danny please finish this, we need the last zombies movie. I need it danny, I’m in physical pain every day I don’t see YOU make a video about the last zombies mocie

[@justkeepyappin]

Making the werewolves just like normal people who act like wolves sometimes for funsies was the weirdest creative decision

[@Alarahub]

literally like leave those therians alone

[@FishyWuffinsss]

DANNY PLEASE MAKE “i am descendants” ITS A CULTURAL MASTERPIECE

[@Ghost_Token]

Not better then ever after high though 🫡

[@raidenriot]

@@Ghost_TokenEver After High for life

[@74837]

YESSS

[@the_Dos__]

nah man that movie it ass 😂

[@tablesfinalphase4919]

@@the_Dos__doesn't danny gonzalez make videos on bad movies?

[@Maxwell_The_Pencil]

Danny had the perfect opportunity to say that the outdoor teens were *wearing-wolves*

[@rudrakshjain8492]

not even lying I'm hooked I'm waiting for the third part danny

[@modernpest9410]

i love how it took the zombies so many years and advanced technology to finally be allowed at the high school and for the outdoor teens it was just "well they live in the school district!"

[@mainacc7624]

To be fair The werewolves don't EAT BRAINS soooo

[@jadenh14]

@@mainacc7624they might not eat brains but they do have rabies

[@Sunky_real]

@@jadenh14 thats even worse!

[@poixses_]

@@mainacc7624ye they eat the whole body

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

well this is after they got into acceptance isnt it? nvm nah this bad

[@nickcariglio8228]

I love how in this world of undead cannibals and pseudo wolfmen, Addison thinks having white or platinum blonde hair is the most grotesque fate.

[@cringeloser222]

she does not do that also she is literally an alien

[@Crystal_500]

She's not even a albino, she just haves a platinum blonde hair lol

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

I also love that shes not even completely wrong 😂 Like in this universe of ZOMBIES and WEREWOLVES people still somehow kinda bully Addison for...having very light hair😂

[@maiaX-X]

@@Picking.a.name.is.hard1yeah, but I bully people that have dark hair lol😂

[@ItwasntmeIswear.]

I'm so happy Danny brought this back, I can't wait for his reaction to number 3 lmao

[@jiru331]

that one is a train wreck

[@Fiore_6]

​@@jiru331 what are you talking about I thought it was good ❤

[@blitzboy_6558]

@@jiru331wrong

[@jenicasalazar9202]

@@jiru331all of them are a train wreck tbh. Also because I had to watch it a billion times cause my lil sister put it on. So I am bias

[@AJ-jd9cm]

Same!!! I love these movies sm!!

[@Aya_Forever]

6:36 Absolutely killed me

[@adamosca6399]

Nah he’s just committed to the game zeds a different type of player 😂

[@Vaniity_Velvet]

17:24 Those kids probably shouldn't be dancing in Nuclear Waste Water. But, I'm no expert.

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

It's fine, they're already zombies lol

[@TheLovley_Elise]

@@yourshoulderdevil5229the cheerleaders were in there too-

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

@@TheLovley_Elise it'll definitely [not] be just fiiiinnnne... no one cares about them anyway.

[@Hamilfan31]

@@yourshoulderdevil5229yeah we only care about Addison. And she should be fine after all she’s 🤮 platinum blonde 🤢

[@shawnconway6009]

Addison really is that kid we all knew in high school who every few months discovered some new identity and claimed without a moment's hindsight that she was that thing now and forever.

[@TJGibson0]

As someone who used to work at a Disney Store when these movies were popular and had to listen to some of these terrible songs on repeat while dealing with annoying customers, these videos have been very cathartic for me.

[@roxassora2706]

I feel ya.

[@eko9554]

My local mall closed the Disney store in 2022.

[@joshslater2426]

I miss the Disney Stores so much. I didn’t buy much often, but it was always an immersive experience.

[@BoredSudoku]

These songs are amazing 🙄

[@colossaltoad]

4:54 Such is the case with most disney channel sequels, specifically descendants. The first one had the most horrendous cgi and while the second one had horrendous cgi as well, it was slightly less so

[@spoofsrocks13]

I like how they brought back the anti-monster laws, but didn't change anything about them to combat the "new threat", like just find and replace zombie to werewolf.

[@liizzset]

So like in many real world societies then?🤷‍♀

[@lauracerqueiramachado8979]

I thought this movie had an actual good shot at exploring other sides of racial conflicts because you see the way SeaBrook dealt with the werewolves wasn’t like how they dealt with the zombies, they were actually very receptive and nice to them and the werewolves were the ones who were aggressive and mean to them because they thought they were better than them, if they had acknowledged that the werewolves could have gotten the MoonStone peacefully from the start if they just told the truth to them they could have had a message that being a minority or a victim of oppression doesn’t give you a pass to be mean to others, but the movie not only doesn’t acknowledge that but it also says that the humans (and occasionally the zombies) are always on the wrong and the werewolves are always on the right

[@breadman7837]

It’s not even banning zombies from school or making them stay home, they just can’t go to prawn. Crisis averted.

[@galaxyocicat5660]

@@lauracerqueiramachado8979 That's...interesting. What I thought could have happened was they were going to show the zombies, despite experiencing oppression from humans, will now work with the humans to oppress the werewolves since the werewolves don't fit their standards of an "acclimated monster". Like how pick me women are anti-feminist to get validation from men despite experiencing misogyny from said men.

[@cowgba]

It's hilarious to me that the main zombie guy says "it's hard to believe there was a time when people were afraid of zombies" when the time gap between the two movies can't be more than like a year or two at most. "Do you guys remember when we beat zombie racism like 6 weeks ago? That was so long ago, I can barely remember the systemic oppression I lived under for my entire un-life..."😂

[@deen7530]

Ah yes, systemic racism, the easiest and simplest thing in the world to beat.

[@cowgba]

@@deen7530 All it takes is a few poppy dance numbers and boom, solved!

[@jil6185]

It amazes me that all of the child audience in zombies supports Addison the whole time. She finds a way to insert herself into everything in every possible way. She makes literally everything about her.

[@Timothy_Million]

There are 3 movies, 2 what I can only consider to be weird png animated shorts series and one ordinary shorts series (I think it's a shorts series, I don't know because I haven't watched it) and no one *once* thought to give her some *real* character development

[@walkmonkey7]

She's what we call a "Mary Sue."

[@misshollis7547]

She just wants to find out what she is and who her group is.

[@finpin2622]

I mean to be fair, it's accurate to child/teenagerhood for a lot of people. A lot of folks go through a stage where they feel like they dont fit in or they dint have an identity and then try way too hard to find something they can concretely say is "them". Sometimes it's really cringe, bc.... They're young and their brains are still developing lmao.

[@Glaycier]

Can’t wait for Danny to see the animated zombies series

[@kelsie24]

REAL HELP

[@Glaycier]

@@kelsie24 I just saw a clip of it on Twitter and I was like “Danny needs to see the immediately” that alpha song was just too much

[@isabellanardulli7175]

My best friend's little sister as a kid was obsessed with the Z.O.M.B.I.E.S series, and when the second one came out, she hosted a party themed as Z.O.M.B.I.E.S (That is such an annoyance to type) and I very vividly remember her playing the "We're wolves, we own the night" song and just kind of jumping around on all fours and acting like a wolf awkwardly while the guests just watched

[@sen0440]

💀💀

[@juliangandara9552]

That's gonna haunt her for the rest of her life

[@isabellanardulli7175]

@@juliangandara9552 oh trust me, I always remind her of it 😈 and she dies a little of her past self's cringe every time

[@rxbelrubiez]

HELP IM CRYING😭

[@jstarstudios7110]

That's adorable. Kids are so weird man

[@thestupidnintendokid]

I like how Danny just subtly sides with Bucky on everything

[@LordOfSpoons]

12:32 There's something incredible about Danny calling a werewolf "dog" as a casual term

[@lightswitch2622]

[@Heartwing13]

Can’t believe Danny is just saying specist slurs like that

[@llewelynshingler2173]

​@@Heartwing13 Hey, the movie did it.

[@brockastill3622]

​@@Heartwing13ok whatever wereflake

[@luckylullabie]

danny your first zombies video and this one where 6 months apart. its been 6 months. watch zombies 3 danny. danny its time.

[@featherblaze8819]

I once saw someone say that the movies would have been a lot better on Addison's part if she had either green hair or some zombies had white hair to make her struggles actually mean something and not be so shallow And I gotta say to whoever wrote that, I 100% agree Edit: I also would like to add that Addison having weirdly strong ties to the cheerleaders in the first movie as opposed to the LITERALLY oppressed zombies would have made more sense if Bucky knew her secret and manipulated her into siding with the cheerleaders by threatening to expose her secret (that is of course if she looked similar to a zombie and there was actually something to fear in the first place)

[@tishcarter3918]

We get to find out in the third movie that she's an alien fairy or something so at least there's that

[@theartcorner145]

If Danny thinks the werewolf thing is crazy, wait until he sees zombies 3 lol

[@henny1005]

The non-binary bisexual slay that movie was

[@cureidolsmile9820]

It really was

[@l_rob420]

what, is it vampires or something

[@cureidolsmile9820]

@@l_rob420 not sure if this is a spoiler since they show it in the trailers, but it’s aliens

[@rachel5399]

​@@cureidolsmile9820WHAT😂😂

[@GL17CHY]

I'M OFFICIALLY GREG!!! THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT DANNY EDIT: GUYS IS IT NORMAL FOR MY BONES TO GET SQUISHY AFTER A WHILE???

[@IWantToEndItAll]

Real

[@I_like_Shika]

DANNY SHOWED US THE LIGHT!!!

[@raphaelaginam5264]

Fr

[@he4rtlez]

Follow Danny you will find the light

[@kaykestudio723]

We all are Gregs

[@charleygoren]

Pls FINALLY do zombies 3 these are so funny

[@kisses_home]

i feel like danny is the type of friend that would come to watch any movie with you, no matter what it looks like

[@cryptidferrets]

Addison's main trait being forcing herself into marginalized groups is so strong I swear there was official Pride 2023 art for disney channel with her in it along side /actual/ lgbt animated characters like its insane we do not claim her. OR was her relationship also supposed to be an allegory for same sex couples??!!

[@phantomology13]

she gives the energy of someone who says “I can’t be homophobic, my cousin is gay 😊” or “I can’t be racist, my best friend is black!”

[@NearsightedNarhwal]

She seems like the person who tries to set up her queer friend with somebody who’s “just their type!!” But the only thing they have in common is *being queer.*

[@timedyne]

the funny thing about that is there are at least two canon lgbt characters in the zombies universe. one of the aliens in zombies 3 has a crush on willa (one of the werewolves) and strictly uses they/them pronouns. willa reciprocates the crush on the alien. they could have used either one of them if they really wanted to include a zombies character on their pride art.

[@damienearl8302]

And I honestly think the worst thing they did with this series is end it with her being part alien, because it really feels like they're *encouraging* hormonal teenagers to force themselves into other cultures because "you never know when something's going to stick!"

[@caoimhedoesstuff9293]

@@phantomology13nah she’s more like ‘I can’t be racist I am 1/19 African

[@HannahBayles]

Watching all 3 zombies movies took years off my life Danny. God speed 😭

[@dogdoes6165]

Same happened to me, having major surgery because of the brain rot it caused. Best wishes to you 🤒

[@no.8952]

HANNAH💕

[@레이스-c3b]

Girl r u not a Disney princess?? With that hair?? Go back to your castle🏰 prettiest girl prettiest princess ever🙄

[@AverageWaffl3]

Hannah! Omg hii :D

[@newp0rt]

right. im at a loss because its got like 4.7 on google reviews and 100% on rotten tomatoes. reading the google reviews though, nobody over the age of 11 reviewed this.

[@Killer_Moon0374]

I feel like it’s so crazy that even though this whole movie is supposed to be about the werewolves, the writers put absolutely no thought into their lore or what it means for them to start being apart of society and now they’re just… all in highschool now because Addison said so

[@yorak13]

Like even Teen Wolf did better showing how a wild wolf teen (Malia) has to incorporate back into society 😭

[@thelunarwizard]

exactly like watch wolfblood and get some pointers

[@NearsightedNarhwal]

I swear the Sims 4 put more effort into their werewolf lore.

[@mrlagoonslawyer]

@@thelunarwizardWOLFBLOOD IS THE SHIT MAN THAT SHOW WAS MY LIFE

[@icannothandledecisions]

I love how Addison’s whole personality is about her hair

[@Finnbobjimbob]

Like all women

[@Garbage-ru2rg]

@@Finnbobjimbob Nah bro I'm dead😭😭😭

[@eridmango9436]

​@@Finnbobjimbob god daaamn you ate and vomited immediately giga sigma middleshooler

[@Eli_JK]

Have you ever seen a white girl with blonde hair?

[@Yourhandleneedstobeatleast]

​@@Finnbobjimbob such skibidi Sigma we got here , I'm the alpha I'm the leader woooo 🐺🐺🐺

[@cxys4381]

i would just like to add how whenever baby Ariel talks or does anything everyone just gets quiet and stares at her. i think this makes her the most valid representation for outdoor teenagers because it’s fair if she’s lived in the woods for like 16 years

[@creamofthecrop4339]

the "prawn" thing is actually so hilarious

[@kaseygray2796]

i love how we’re slowly going in a circle around Danny’s filming setup.

[@calebwashere]

I find it really interesting that Seabrook basically decided to make racism legal again after hearing about the existence of werewolves. And the "anti-monster laws" only affect the ability for Zombies to go to the Prom (which is called the "prawn" cause that's funny)

[@pawsindmeinlieblingsfach3518]

pron

[@iamcool544]

The laws were made to effect specifically Zombies of course they dont do anything to werewolves. Its like bringing back Jim Crow laws and wondering why it isnt stopping Aliens.

[@OGimouse1]

If you follow the clumsy way they're trying to navigate the topic, they've entered 1950s America

[@thesublimeparadigm8863]

Imagine werewolves showed up in real life and to combat them the government just reinstated segregation. This movie makes 0 sense

[@zohatyube]

The funny thing is if they actually decided Addison's flaw to be something more significant than hair colour, it could've been a much more interesting plot. Her and Zed could bond over being different, and she could actually have a proper reason to not feel like she fits in.

[@em84c]

They could have made her albino which causes problems with vision

[@zohatyube]

@@em84c and it would give her a reason to stand out! It was that easy, Disney. (+albino representation.)

[@cringeloser222]

she is literally an alien

[@Toothydeere]

provided she’s the only person with that kind of hair, that would absolutely be a “flaw” like albinism. A much easier to do flaw. Think Fantasy, orcs and dwarves and elves often have the most flaws which are pretty much just birth defects that affect them aesthetically. If the hair colour is considered a flaw, then people would look down on her regardless of if she also had albinism, short stature or whatever.

[@zohatyube]

@@Toothydeere Having white hair is no where near as serious as facing systematic oppression. Adisson groups herself in with every minority despite being a rich, pretty white girl with loving family and friends. Being a Zombie or a Wherewolf isn't anywhere near being a human with a different hair colour. So, I'm saying she needs something that would actually make her an oppressed minority.

[@isobarkley]

PLEAASEE watch pt. 3!!!

[@posty0401]

16:37 ngl seems like something he would say anyways

[@otter.mayhem]

As someone who has fried my hair with bleach to get it as platinum as Addison's, Addison saying "it's still white AND WELL CONDITIONED" is definitely shade at all of us dry fake blondes lol Also just absolutely dying that Addison being perfectly platinum is supposed to be freakish and gross, like literally NEVER 😂

[@madpie5147]

idk i remember people making the argument that "if young people have white hair how do we tell how old they are?!?!? Therefore white hair = bad" so there definitely are some of those types out there

[@favoritemustard3542]

I had a gf who had to sleep with her neck propped up because her hair was so brittle. It upset her when it was touched, so no arm over the shoulder etc. Talk about fried!

[@bananawitchcraft]

@@madpie5147 More than one person made that argument? Lol that's dumb as shit

[@bananawitchcraft]

I have black hair, I bleached it myself when I was a teenager so I could dye my hair crazy colors, but the best I could do was a yellowish color before it looked like it was about to fall out. I did manage to dye it red, but blue was not gonna work. My hair was trashed for ages

[@GotoMaki4Micah]

you can get bullied for anything, especially as a kid. but it doesn't show her get bullied . it doesn't show her being cast out. she's with her pack all the time the cheerleaders/friends. her parents don't oppress her. for example, wanting to send her away to boarding school. and bringing people from different ways of life who have barbaric traditional things that are part of them that you dont agree with like honor killings and female genital mutilation, forced marriage, etc, would absolutely be seen as ''monstrous''. its only when those people repress/stop doing of all that problematic stuff about their kind, that we can all get along. dangerous propaganda as people will not change a part of their culture that you deem as unacceptable.

[@doogles.]

i love how upset danny gets about the werewolves being outdoor teens 😭

[@isa1zzy]

it way too funny that the CURRENT presidential debate went like this 16:23

[@MiningNatureYT]

I love how all three movies are exactly the same but somehow more confusing every single time

[@wolfywan]

Another detail im suprised you didn't mention is that there was a scene where Addison asked zed to keep the moonstone safe but it gets stuck to his z-band and drained all the power from the Moonstone, it overloaded his z-band with power and he turned into a wrinkly zombie so the Moonstone wouldn't have worked even if she was a werewolf and they didn't even address it

[@debrathezebra]

13:25 idk if anyone else has mentioned this but the reason the werewolves all look like teenagers is bc they ARE all teenagers, since the necklaces arent as powerful as they used to be the older werewolf population is much weaker so the younger ones take it upon themselves to find and protect the moonstone, thats why the one they consider pack alpha is a teenage girl and not a fully grown werewolf (though i cant remember seeing an adult werewolf in the third movie either now that i think about it lmao)

[@lettucefromocean]

Yappanese

[@DumPixels]

Yapparoni

[@eatcereal1294]

Why are the two people above me brain dead?

[@William-arriola_]

@@eatcereal1294I have no idea

[@fevergaming1]

Yipp

[@GiggleBibble]

DANNY I NEED A ZOMBIES 3 REACTION PLEASE!!!! I BEG YOU!!😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@housekeyshousekeys]

"Meanwhile Bonzo is locked in on her, carving her face into a threatening looking apple" Perfect time for my roommate to walk in while I'm watching, thanks Danny!

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Addison is so desperate to join a group that she’ll claim she’s whatever monster suddenly invades the town.

[@billuraral1870]

Addison: I'm a Cthululu now!

[@ftbl.rangers]

As a zombie, I can confirm I’ve already eaten my entire neighbourhood.

[@hennegivensunday]

Honestly, that’s so slay of you 💅

[@DrawingPersonal]

​@@hennegivensunday Very slay 💅🏻

[@uglysongsforuglysouls]

As your neighbor- let me out! It’s dark and wet in here! I’m being digested!

[@Whipwinder]

Oh… How’d they taste?

[@Cheese-q3q]

Has anyone else been watching this on repeat bc you’re waiting for Danny to react to Zombies 3?😭 Edit: TY FOR 0 LIKES! Edit 2: thanks for 5 likes yall

[@Theghostofme]

Drew and Danny posting at the same time is the best part of my day

[@Luiszerep]

Both of them rushing to meet that deadline from the sponsors, lol.