Worst Console Ever - ProJared

[@HappyMan0203]

You know the best part of his latest video? I can watch his stuff without an ounce of guilt now!

[@JamBadguy]

Same, apart from the guilt of being an arsehole to him

[@Karmy.]

Same

[@RoroRainDrop]

Yee

[@Kunio]

I'll admit that stuff like "Yes, I cheated, and I'm okay with that" out of context still makes me laugh with the way it's presented, but otherwise even during the fiasco I found myself at an awkward Neutral position. His newest video was definitely a must

[@professorpenne9962]

pokemon tcg2 would be a huge comeback arc

[@Rolo_Boy]

I just got this recommended to me out of nowhere, I might as well watch it

[@YouW00t]

You should! It's good stuff!

[@somekidnamedoscar8651]

Dragfall Luard me too

[@xXAkirhaXx]

His name is trending atm because of another video he put out about his side of a scandal hes on. KZbin is probably assuming "He seems popular, and you love this type of video anyways."

[@dannybirman6937]

I commented on Heidi's new tweets after seeing that all her replies were supportive of her, basically saying that she can't complain rn because Jared was harassed way more than her. She blocked me

[@supertaco_6415]

same

[@aslakbjrklund1663]

To hear that intro again after three months, maaan the feels

[@fourfascinatingfrogs]

I honestly teared up a little. This is the real Jared. The Professional Jared.

[@timhook2086]

I still was watching the videos because I had a good feeling that those accusations were nothing but bogus

[@fourfascinatingfrogs]

I wish I was you, I didn't fall into the hate train, but I did refrain from watching. But still, it just felt wrong. I need to trust my gut more often.

[@joaolimao9381]

@@fourfascinatingfrogs Dont feel bad, we really got played in this

[@veryc0mm0nname]

Don't get used to it, FantomenK have requested on twitter for their song to not be used in his videos going forward...

[@ghjghj392]

This is one of those videos you re-watch every year without any rhyme or reason (eventually getting to the point where you can recite the video word-for-word.)

[@TheRoxBox99]

Truly a KZbin gaming classic

[@brodown64]

just felt the urge rn you are a genius

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

This and a few others like the DND cartoon video

[@Lato_Deszcz]

Could be worse, my mother watches modern family from start to finish every other year. My father has already watched young Sheldon three times over, I don’t even know why.

[@De19thKingJulion]

​@@Lato_Deszcz Those shows are so irritating, they're gross. Much love to yoir parents

[@jacobnewcombe5367]

I guess the youtube algorithm let ProJared back. And I couldn't be happier.

[@michaelharrison7232]

And Coppa is gonna take him away

[@MajesticGiant]

Man after watching projared’s new video, these comments haven’t aged well.

[@markandilikepigs7]

Very true

[@ButterfreeYummy]

It kind of makes 'em dicks tbh

[@Meleven11]

Indeed

[@colarowlet6775]

Any way to remove those? Hard to see comments that aren't insults.

[@DarkenMidnacrystal]

afaik, they're on all episodes of Jared...which makes me sad because I liked it better when people talked about something else

[@bowman3545]

Jared shows he’s innocent Everyone in his comment sections: It’s Rewind Time

[@DrDolan2000]

NO. NO MORE REWINDS!

[@Flashlight237]

And cue K.K. Slider throwing himself out the studio window SMG4-style.

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

enable backpedal.exe

[@OuchMyHooves]

i just wanted to remind you that you unironically commented this in 2019.

[@bowman3545]

@@OuchMyHooves idk how this garbage got 1.4k likes tbh

[@super8bitable]

Can’t believe Nintendo ripped off the Genie-Cons.

[@wegeethins]

RevampedSpider not to be rude but don’t be surprised if someone gets R/Wooosh d

[@phet1211]

Not JUST the Genie-cons, but they stole the pro controller design as well

[@DrDolan2000]

How shameful

[@samelusac1]

they ripped off the thing for ring fit?

[@nextscitt5046]

That gives Joy-CONS a new meaning

[@terric8501]

Let's replace the old bad comments with fresh positive ones! We love you Jared! Happy to see you again

[@MrBombastic-ed5fv]

Let's get this comment to the top

[@ColeComplains]

So dang wholesome.

[@5calambres]

2 years passed again. Our turn now ;)

[@setsers1]

Agreed

[@axiom6031]

I can't believe that they actually released Half Life 3 in secret as a bowling game on a console nobody's ever heard of. My hat's off to you, Valve

[@phantomunleashed3289]

Exposed

[@boyo5634]

😂😂😂

[@blastermaster2285]

To access the full game you need to do 33 full games of nothing but strikes

[@jackie1657]

イKAONイ I

[@yor9783]

@@phantomunleashed3289 Not the only thing 'exposed'

[@Yohead111]

Imagine blindly hating someone based off of false information.... this is why I stayed subbed to Jared. I knew there was something fishy going on.

[@supercool1312]

Yohead111 i sadly did this when the slazo situation happened, im so ashamed of it but i did :(

[@ongakuwotabeta]

Yohead111 I stayed subscribed. However, I was part of the sheep just because I wanted to have fun in the comments section.

[@magik97]

@@supercool1312 Don't worry. Just go with it the next time too.

[@peenywallie]

b-but muh lissen and beleeve

[@somekidnamedoscar8651]

Yohead111 I was incredibly gullible into believing it all, but I kept rewatching this video, There was something happening

[@rynix4931]

Back in late 2015. I would always feel really ill whenever I went to bed. The pain in my stomach kept me awake for months. It ended up being ritual for little 11 year old me to watch this video every night until I fell asleep. Never gets old even today.

[@beyondobscure]

I used to watch this over and over too.

[@django3422]

I think that it's entirely possible that the console was made by the man you bought it from.

[@loganreads90]

Reddwarf Makes sense, considering he doesn't speak english.

[@enricomazzarellosimracing6502]

😂😂😂

[@shawnfurl2444]

Probably was.

[@nitronoob3050]

666 likes

[@agirlsnintendoworld3812]

Django Cribbs the man that Jared bought the console from ended up doing a good deed to make a broken marriage/10 console lmao

[@voltingmaster5458]

That’s why my final rating for this, Is A False Accusation Out Of 10!

[@57yearoldjamesbond]

username Oh boy, you missed out on a lot.

[@lol-ss5hg]

@@57yearoldjamesbond What did he do

[@ravenbro9624]

@FrostBug 11?

[@insensitive919]

Based.

[@BX56_YT]

Based af

[@Gammera2000]

"A broken marriage out of 10" I guess that was a prediction of things to come

[@ciswhitememe]

*Seinfeld theme plays*

[@rikustorm13]

OOF TRUE

[@rikustorm13]

@@ciswhitememe Aw yeah

[@lrnappa5184]

@@rikustorm13 you got cancer? 😭😭😭

[@opso7107]

"It has no soul, no love, no purpose. But it exists for only one reason: the kids."

[@fourkz]

One of the videos that got me onto gaming KZbin and now it's 10 years old. Man I feel old in a way I didn't expect to for a while.

[@toaster9922]

the comments here are either from 3-4 years ago to less than 24 hours ago.

[@goddamnarshia]

@Entua my man critiquing memes im the middle of a controversy . A man of culture, truely ahead of his time

[@howdoilogin]

The best kind of comment section.

[@ohamatchhams]

@@goddamnarshia How is he critiquing lol He's just stating interesting facts, but that's doesn't hide about the foreshadowing which pretty much spot on towards one of the reasons of ProJared's downfall

[@goddamnarshia]

@@ohamatchhams nah i was saying he was criticising the low effort memes , which is kinda funny with him being 10 steps ahead of everyone else already rating the memes , only something true men of culture do

[@Aditz3345]

Entua exactly. They’re nothing but a bunch of normies.

[@kiramasae]

I remember my school had these as prize for a fundraiser. Advertised as a "Me Wii". My mom helped me sell so many things to get a "Wii" and when I finally got it.... Biggest disappointment of my life :(

[@lonttugamer2939]

TacocaT the pain must have been REAL

[@thatoneguy9582]

mr piano man intensifies

[@voidmilkyway]

TacocaT This just goes to show how cheap schools can be sometimes...

[@judecondon1388]

On this episode of things that never happened....

[@coolmanyea5030]

Jude C. Why do you assume that it's fake? It's not even that strange of a story....

[@karlpants275]

Why do I find myself watching this again and again and again.

[@windowman9754]

YO! Me too!!!

[@the-brunette-amitie3730]

Same here.

[@TheBrainScratcher]

because you have no life.

[@tomdragamer]

Karl Pants I do too.

[@catherineholmes8423]

Karl Pants ikr

[@Facade953]

Imagine being a kid and THIS being your first video game experience.

[@darkpinktv6721]

This way my first console gaming experience

[@Psychokyuubi666]

@@darkpinktv6721That sucks

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@darkpinktv6721💀💀💀💀💀

[@DrDolan2000]

"We have the Wii at home" The Wii at home:

[@ChrisHillmon]

I wasn't a subscriber before, but I did enjoy watching this video as well as some of Jared's other videos. But now after watching his recent video, I'm now a new subscriber.

[@somekidnamedoscar8651]

Chris Hillmon me too

[@senorbones1869]

I'm back being a sub

[@Dzicozan]

personally I never watched his stuff but knew of him, and now I'm a subscriber, currently bingewatching most of his classics

[@auxerium2791]

@@Dzicozan same here

[@JunkPrat1113]

I been watching him for years because of this specific video

[@Karmy.]

I feel so happy rewatching this video

[@toasty5296]

finally nontroll comments I love this review. glad it popped back up

[@JackUpham]

I remember the scandal and deciding to wait for more evidence. I was never a proJared fan, but now 3 months later after all he’s been through and seeing how well he handled it, I can’t help but start watching his videos.

[@Trimint123]

Good for you, sir. It is always a good idea for avoid the controversy until the victim in questions proven himself.

[@ninjafrog6966]

Typing comments like this on several year old videos is cringe.

[@alomon7738]

@@ninjafrog6966 well, comments are there for a reason

[@VictorSivtsev]

​@@ninjafrog6966well stop doing it then

[@roman_nfkrz]

I lost it at Wallace Breen

[@GreyMercury]

I cannot understand this at all. Why is he there? Why Dr. Breen? Why bowling? Why are all the other characters generic original property, but just RANDOM BREEN APPEARANCE. There's nothing about it that makes sense. You could have blocked out that image and asked me - "What character do you think features as player3?" you could give me a thousand guesses and I wouldn't have said FUCKING WALLACE BREEN. But he is in the third character spot, though so yeah - Half Life Three confirmed. The intec interact must be a Steam Machine prototype.

[@marky3609]

@Grey Mercury Dude you have blown my mind this all has to be a ploy by Valve to hint at HL3 bravo my friend bravo.

[@Tailikku1]

I lost it at the "Oh-no!" in Lawn Purge. It's one of the undo sounds from Kid Pix!

[@iskende]

GreyMercury lol WALLACE BREEN BOWLING!

[@TheGamerWithMore]

***** It is from Kid Pix

[@diamondgena2929]

This video is full of comments of hate and love clashing

[@oofoof8854]

A beautiful site to see

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

Make more vids man

[@ashencometmom5291]

i remember being 13 and binging some of your videos as an excuse to stay up late and wait for my mother to come back home, since she didn't want to stay with my emotionally abusive, liar father for any longer than strictly necessary. it's kind of ironic to see that source of escapism turn into the exact thing i was escaping

[@CurtainofHonor]

i'm dying squirtle This one comment in the sea of jokes actually hurts... sorry to hear that.

[@uselesscomment8139]

Im so sorry for you.

[@laughingwarlock]

I R O N I C . *something something Palpatine Joke something something Dark side something something Complete*

[@LoadPast]

Stop doing this shit. You all have one side of a story and are piling on to a guy about something we dont have enough context to fully understand. Remember during the Toby Turner fiasco when everyone piled on him without thinking, and it turned out later that the narrative spun about him was horseshit? Feels like were repeating history here. Maybe Jared IS an asshole who deserves all this hatred, but I dont think you all have enough information to make that decision. Besides, he's still a human, goddamn.

[@kalomaze1912]

@@LoadPast "Maybe Jared IS an asshole who deserves all this hatred, but I dont think you all have enough information to make that decision" we have multiple snapchat logs, multiple nudes that he obviously sent to people who weren't his wife, and tons of evidence. please research before jumping to "this is just like toby turners case guys!!!!"

[@courageousmango]

this is my comfort video, no joke ive watched it to fall asleep nearly every night since i was abt 15 love u jared xx

[@monumentalsin3552]

8 years of the same shit? Jesus, what a fucking life.

[@Ally-643]

I always come back to this video as well

[@sebastiancaris]

ProJared: used UNO reverse card successfully! Welcome Back dude

[@Dr.Oofers]

The Chef Boo (Andrew) block...?

[@FenexTheFox]

@@Dr.Oofers Skyrim skills meme.

[@swift5384]

Boxes world, shooting ballons and a couple of these other games appear on jontrons plug and play vid. Meaning rip off companies rip of other rip of games to fill their rip of consoles. My god...

[@Smecksee]

And don't forget LAWN PURGE!

[@thecharmingplatypus3208]

Gabe Rip-offSeption.

[@ooeygooeygoodra3068]

Gabe no no no its not shooting balloons its hooton balons

[@sleepygrouch8361]

It’s bootleg inbreeding

[@jasondavis2804]

@@ooeygooeygoodra3068 it's actually "hootin ballous"

[@SeanORaigh]

Oh wow ProJared got his hands on the Soulja Game years before it came out.

[@thejay8963]

69th like. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Eden--]

I thought the guy in the thumbnail in the bottom right was the bee from The Bee Movie

[@MysRyuza]

Omg XD

[@NonNem19]

@@Eden-- same xddd

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

nah bro, it was the GAMESPHERE STAND!

[@alphawolf7417]

I love how everyone now is cool with him and is all "oh i was always on his side" shows that people don't actually care and just go with what others say.

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Sounds about right. I've seen very few people who were either always on his side, or still don't like him lol. These crowds are something else, man.

[@alphawolf7417]

@@MasterOfKnowledge. yup it's why i say the human race is already dead.

[@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758]

@@alphawolf7417 well we are clearly not dead yet but we are doomed

[@ericb3157]

oh, you made me think of "i never really was on your side", one of the things the Spy from Team Fortress 2 says.

[@danielschmaderer]

Funny for me because I never was subbed to him till maybe 6 months ago. I don’t even know why. I knew who he was and I did watch a few of his videos prior, but never got around to checking out his videos. I didn’t even know of the controversy. So glad I subbed and checked out his backlog of videos.

[@Herplooza]

Jesus Christ the image of ProJared's sailor moon cosplay making sexual poses is forever burned into my retinas.

[@Nyah420]

The Internet can be a pretty rough place some times. Ambushing you with a picture you'll never get out of your head. Sad to say that's not the worst one I've seen of Jared today.

[@arifakyuz7673]

He was holding his (rather short) genitals in one, that was just awful

[@reinhardt2884]

Ruined his career, his marriage and Sailor Moon... Thanks Jared

[@b_Wtv14]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[@CrasherX2000]

I died a little inside when I saw that pic...

[@benedictDover]

18:11 This joke aged like an old glass of milk. Edit: It still aged like milk, but I do feel glad knowing that I can laugh at this joke guilt free once more.

[@mustardyboi4187]

The G In LGBT Stands for Gamer Nah, it aged like fine wine

[@verydumbkid4568]

Stix N' Stones *SCHTOP!* Good god, man! You almost got the ironic joke touch.

[@pzwestern]

This comment aged like chocolate milk

[@spam3570]

"I don't know what this is!" Best way to start a video.

[@UnrealAngel]

GLaDOS, is that you?

[@JNGamerGT]

Gabriel shut up or shes gonna test us!

[@blazeultimo]

Gabriel Hujjat nice epic battle fantasy avatar

[@Majoridox]

Gamer, last time I checked, Scout was a male. Go back to school.

[@owlxprss3688]

+BLU Scout You STILL owe me a Ham Bat/Shank.

[@VoyVivika]

Damn this was 10 years ago, how fast time flies.

[@Tailstraw_xD]

How I feel when I watch AVGN lmao. Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu was the newest episode when I started watching him

[@josephstovall3087]

The lawn "oh no" noise is from kid pix

[@tirednwired]

Oh, man, Kid Pix. I remember it all around fourth grade. That was fun. I'm in sixth grade now, gonna be in seventh grade soon, two days of the final quarter left. Not like you would care.

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

I'm in sixth grade too, well, I WAS. I'm on summer vacation right now (I started on May 28) and I'm going into seventh grade in September. Except I learned about Kid Pix in 1st grade I think

[@VanillaDerp]

Kolby Villanueva Ah, yes. I remember seventh grade, it should be a breeze. Going into high school this year.

[@MayyroMusic]

Yeah I thought that was where it's from. I'll be a senior next year, and I used Kid Pix in 5th grade!

[@areasonablesquid5106]

Joseph Stovall Thats a stock sound effect

[@namename9194]

This used to be my favorite Projared video. One of my favorite KZbin videos. *sigh*

[@chamberlainallman3242]

Me 2

[@FinnUkato]

Same here

[@chamberlainallman3242]

@Yogg bruh

[@wizardpenguintb2968]

Same 😔

[@chickpea]

I'm ashamed to say same

[@Neon_Beard]

Can’t wait for more videos! You’re one of my favorite youtubers. It pisses me off that all this happened to you.

[@gnome2812]

Can someone tell me whats happening

[@hystericallover5989]

@@gnome2812 damn, you must be living under a rock

[@gnome2812]

@@hystericallover5989 i just recently discovered this channel. So idk

[@safogalsh]

This was my first projared video as a kid. 10 years later im still watching him.

[@GreenNinjaTea]

That's not the worst console ever, the real worst console ever is >insert your favorite console here

[@walterkosanke910]

>insert sad emoticon here

[@carrottop1107]

>insert religious/anti-religious comment here

[@KrispyKPL]

>Insert overused Darude-Sandstorm joke here

[@GreenNinjaTea]

dear god all of you just make me >insert faith in humanity loss/restored

[@carrottop1107]

I'm >insert race/ethnicity here< and I find that offensive, you >insert racist slur here

[@MaoXP]

Who is here from his latest video? I can finally watch this without guilt!

[@somekidnamedoscar8651]

DubbleTap me

[@amveru]

DubbleTap I am!

[@ImGlassy]

Glad to see people watching Jared again but I got to ask the people,at the time why would the host take away from you watching the video? If the content is good,it's good. The drama of someone on the show doesn't reduce the quality or enjoyment of the show.

[@yoshithinksyourwrong6367]

@@ImGlassy because if it's something like a movie then you just think "man the director of this movie is a scumbag,but the movies good",but with youtube,the scumbag IS the content.Of course he isnt a scumbag though

[@unknow318]

never stopped watching them

[@TheGoldenSamurai1]

Honestly, coming back to this has warmed my heart. I grew up with Jared and I was so sad to see him canceled. The last few months have been confusing, but I'm glad he's back.

[@MathewSwift]

Jared: Hey, can I return this Wii ripoff? Clerk: Sorry, I cannot do that. Jared: ...I have the receipts!

[@Bob-wr4vg]

Hi Matthew. Love your rap battles

[@pzwestern]

Ayyy

[@jakhow5436]

Broken Marriage out of 10. He knows from experience.

[@JunkPrat1113]

Yeah... 5 YEARS IN ADVANCE XD

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Considering they were letting each other fuck other people... Yeah that thing was broken to begin with.

[@DS-os1sy]

This didn’t age well.

[@strikeg20]

I bet you're feeling Dumb

[@-wack]

18:11 did not age well, now his junk is out there on the internet for everyone to see and his reputation is forever stained because this idiot couldn’t be loyal. Cheaters never win.

[@circleinforthecube5170]

65% of marriages have had at least one affair

[@Andrew-fi1sd]

@@circleinforthecube5170 65% of people suck balls, what's your point?

[@Barry864]

Probably do a face surgery and change name 😂

[@pretzels3273]

Andrew more than 65% probably haha

[@myravioli5096]

0 and that makes it right?

[@KaiScitherdudeKingOvalord1247]

"This may be the first game in existence to have an AGE meter" This must be an alternate universe where The Sims doesn't exist.

[@shorterneilisbored7078]

PAAARRALELLL UUNIVERSESS

[@HarlemHusky]

DrewVisor MAAANDEELLLAAAA EEEEEEFFFEEEECCCCTTTT

[@perryfan742]

The original dead or alive hade an age meter. only it wasn't really for age haha.

[@Bocqurant]

KingOvalord This must be the alternate universe where Trump wins.

[@MiyaMam948]

ShiitakeLP I got bad news for you, son...

[@sexybastard5824]

I want to return this console, I HAVE THE RECEIPTS

[@twitchbarney9297]

Lol ya

[@cah137-y4s]

"Seriously. That is him. They stole this." I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do.

[@vidjai8648]

I just realized Jared picks up controllers before dressing up

[@Lethargy514]

Priorities.

[@v3ck1n]

It's that 200 gamer IQ

[@somerandoontheinternet4224]

lol

[@charliepie1212]

Gotta embrace his body with that sweet sweet plastic.

[@PearangeProductions]

And you never realized this, despite your name?

[@Doritoviet]

An ad for depression played after he said "It has" at the beginning of the 32-game part of the video.

[@LA-id1qn]

Lol

[@jacobnavarro2442]

Mine was land o lakes.

[@mewsmeow]

Mine was hersheys curing someone’s depression lmao

[@hoppyman11]

16:00 This might be the first Second Person game. Certainly the first one I've seen. You're playing from the eyes of a racer just behind you that can't seem to catch up.

[@ChaseMC215]

So... Before Driver: San Francisco? There is a mission in that game where not only you have to drive Tanner's car, but you are also looking through the POV of the person you're being chased by.

[@ZuperNEZ]

"Pixie Princess Dandelion of the Death Knell" sounds like a Yu-Gi-Oh card.

[@defaultdan7923]

SMG4's SuperFan every single comment like this is 3 months agi

[@nothankyou7729]

“It feels so flimsy that I’m pretty sure I could shatter it fro, mental thought alone” Proceeds to throw it on the ground

[@AssociationAdmirer]

I half expected him to follow up with a clip of him hitting it with a hammer or driving his car over it, only to find it still in perfect shape.

[@NigelMontezuma]

THIS IS BULLSHIT

[@WeirdLuigi]

@@caharabae44 This comment doesn't hold up well now

[@caharabae44]

@@WeirdLuigi Yeah thank you for reminding me that that comment was there, I feel like a piece of shit for joining in on that and I apologize

[@maanitaman]

It's fuckin'... it's fuckin' snake. It's fuckin' shitty, it's fuckin' SHITTY ASS SNAKE!!

[@largehippo2408]

nope sorry wrong video

[@wesleyjames617]

What about the denger zone

[@longdongsilvers6971]

Corny ass mid 2010’s KZbin game reviews my beloved

[@lylethevile3070]

I watched this episode years ago and this is what made me get into you, and hey I still love watching your stuff. People don’t understand a lot of things because... well they’re humans in 2019. I love you man, and I’m here with you through all these tough times. It may be a little late but I know your a good person, I mean... your only human and you don’t deserve to die or go to hell or whatever people are saying. Sorry for all this, but I’ll stick with you... ❤️

[@goodinnit4255]

Lyle Thevile gg good sir

[@kryonight2869]

@Psycho Mantis How about everyone is just human with different strengths and flaws?

[@craigpatrick4823]

This man was playing chess whilst we were playing checkers

[@SwanRonsonDonnyJepp]

What a lovely thing to say....Hope you're doing well too 👍

[@Scarfulhu]

I always knew Dr. Breen had a mean bowling arm.

[@SmeIting]

oh hi scarfulhu

[@thecuteandwonderfulbrae7500]

Scarfulhu ... WHY ARE ALL MY FAVORITE KZbinRS WATCHING EACHOTHERS VIDEOS

[@dylangamondi6897]

Scarfulhu I

[@alexkuch5248]

Scarfulhu I

[@PrinceOfMadness]

Tell me Dr. Freeman if you can, you have destroyed so much. What is it that you have exactly created?! Can you name even one thing?! I thought not.

[@landonwilson1837]

Yeah, it's a game called Boxes World. What'd you expect, Mary Fuckin' Poppins?

[@epicaxeguy3323]

no I expected Call of duty BO2

[@xLordEnder]

Yeah, I think I remember seeing this on my TI-83 calculator!

[@Jaxymann]

+xLordEnder *insert Jontron quote here*

[@SpanishDuck]

Yes I see I... I see

[@SpanishDuck]

Nvm let me get this right hootin ballows

[@biscuitstix_]

I never gave up on Jared. Watching his videos again is giving me so much nostalgia. God bless you, Jared.

[@db_524]

I never gave up Jared either.

[@dingusdingusman]

No matter what happens projared will always be a wholesome nerd to me

[@gunther7037]

And he was, all along

[@pipepeepi6328]

A parent should take away their Xbox and replace it with this as a punishment

[@adrians119]

lol I would cry

[@isaiahbo0125]

You Monster

[@shamelessaura8349]

True

[@clarenceboddicker6679]

That would be child abuse, the child would be mentally scarred for life.

[@ioletsgo7539]

Its called a MiWi

[@cellperfecto421]

18:11 (IN DEEP SENATE VOICE) I r o n i c

[@anonymousmale803]

Oh my god lol my sides

[@Hailix4240]

I A m T h e -S e n a t e- v i c t u m

[@MikhailPashkovski]

He could save others from broken marriage, but not himself...

[@reyian451]

Feel stupid now huh?

[@ryanconner2385]

Dated joke, sheep

[@LucasIsHereYT]

Overspeed is technically a second person game, you see your character from another character's point of view.

[@adamsanter9385]

The most sarcastic ''YEEEEEEAAAAH!'' ever.

[@aries6663]

Adam Santer YEEEEEAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@NigelMontezuma]

YOU JERKS.

[@mighty_ghost]

18:13 Well. That aged like a fine wine now didn’t it? :/

[@soincboom2]

Mighty Ghost and that wine was aged in the basements next to the DnD table they probably fucked on

[@l0sts0ul89]

Lol are you sure about tha

[@hotmanngrayman9059]

@@l0sts0ul89 I love this so much

[@ryanconner2385]

Likewise for your shitty insult.

[@strikeg20]

Congratulations you're officialy an asshole

[@shadow4smash739]

His most popular video has the perfect ending...

[@Heavouslicious]

That's because everyone is flocking here because of the ending.

[@yoshithinksyourwrong6367]

Because it predicted the shit Heidi did to him

[@fluffystagbeetle4526]

Yeah. It predicted what Heidi did to him lol

[@defaultdan7923]

This comment has reached levels of *bruh* that shouldn’t even be possible

[@raymondhepner4365]

Now you done and went full 🤡

[@TwisterzX0_VIII]

I think this was one of the first projared vids ive seen as a kid

[@numbrioss]

Me too came back to re watch

[@tlazohtlalia]

​@@numbriosssame

[@chetapace79]

Probably my first exposure to ”shit”

[@LilyEbbs]

5:50 Jared when shit got outta hand...seriously though, I'm glad to actually watch you again man.

[@saikoice290]

😭😭😭

[@TheAncestor6]

18:15 oh... ohh!.. OH! this is just the best wine I've ever had, it aged majestically!

[@raymondhepner4365]

Sorry fam, but you just got BEANED ya 🤡

[@ryanconner2385]

Aged like your joke.

[@sjcrocker98]

Lawn Purge makes a return in the Normal Boots community!

[@sjcrocker98]

Sable Braun And Boxes World!

[@sjcrocker98]

Sable Braun And Shooting Ballons!

[@MunaUwanamodo]

Sable Braun I'm happy I wasn't the only one who noticed that

[@magpiemuneca]

Sable Braun You mean shooting balls-in

[@PowerBros9001]

Sable Braun wow someone actually noticed i'm surprised

[@stratisfire]

I'm so tired of the whole "guilty until proven innocent" culture that's been permeated in our culture as of late. Hopefully this proves as a lesson to many of you to wait until you have the full picture and both sides of a story before you condemn somebody.

[@stratisfire]

@@mike-6139 I hope you're not referring to me

[@coffinfeeder7732]

Miguel Flagstaff Ah yes, another KZbin socialism undertsanderer I would love to hear more about your feelings battling with decades of academia in the future

[@GregoryMom]

@@stratisfire nah hes talking abt miguel

[@DARS_04]

What are we Japanese?

[@snootya]

Give me fucking context

[@1014jae]

I guess you could call it a Wiipoff!

[@MHX11]

*badum tss*

[@sgt.krakatoa1093]

racingstripes103 hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaahahhaahahhahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahokillstopafterafewlaughsahhaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaah

[@wheresthenearestobligatory7080]

racingstripes103

[@aquamarine9330]

racingstripes103 oh god no... Just no.

[@shorterneilisbored7078]

*ba dum tssh* *ba dum tssh* *ba dum tssh* *drumset falls down stairs*

[@TheGollddMAN]

12:46 "Just drop balls at your leisure" -ProJared, 2014

[@ScaredSackless4566]

I am someone you don't know f

[@TheGollddMAN]

Queen Sectonia f

[@fancyb.p.6122]

Press f to pay respects?

[@TheGollddMAN]

fancy battlepants Maybe?

[@genericusername6893]

I am someone you don't know well then.

[@snood4743]

9:30 The audience’s response to Jared’s last video.

[@gimmiemilkplz]

"You jerks."

[@donnieburnett4622]

Ironic too

[@Dr.Oofers]

Donnie Burnett ironic, how?

[@donnieburnett4622]

@@Dr.Oofers Some people felt that way when they"ve heard the news

[@sonic007chaoshd8]

David Hansell - This comment is so true and ironic, it hurts.

[@WiiMan25]

This is still my all-time favorite ProJared video. One of the few videos out there *period* that I can watch multiple times and not get too bored.

[@nathanfitzpatrick5087]

But...But.. Jontron did a video on bootleg plug n play console and games and... and... some of those games were on this? a bootleg of bootleg of a bottleg on a bootleg console. BOOTLEGCEPTION!

[@LimedGreen]

+nathan fitzpatrick I'm going deeper Leo...

[@nathanfitzpatrick5087]

XD

[@ReploidArmada]

+nathan fitzpatrick Actually, it seems like a *lot* of bootleg video game consoles have the same stupid games on them, only with slight graphical changes and different names. It's enough to set off a conspiracy theorist talking about the Chinese Bootleg Illuminati.

[@nathanfitzpatrick5087]

Again, XD

[@EireProductions]

Ha ha! Bootlegception! BWOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[@concreteman03]

ProJared is just on hiatus. He will be back in A young girl

[@hahaisntitfunny5579]

Taylor Durette Y O W C H

[@dr.sabertooth3025]

That joke is messed up Just like his Marraige

[@concreteman03]

Don’t you just hate when you finally get to meet your heroes then BOOM They’re trying to have sex with you

[@lionelk.y7233]

Wrong Jared my guy

[@odysseusreal]

*good bye summer hello winter plays in the background*

[@Billiamiscool]

7:45 , WAIT, 'Lawn Purge'?! Didn't Jontron cover that in his Plug 'n' Play video? Does this bootleg console have a bootleg version of a bootleg game that's on a bootleg console?!

[@wowmom98lol]

Also there is (s)hootin balloo(n)s

[@Billiamiscool]

wowmom98 And 'Boxes World'

[@1wilder]

Diamond is another one

[@1wilder]

Hell, even the COPYRIGHT DATE is similar!

[@magpiemuneca]

Billiamiscool I noticed that too!

[@xanderlander643]

I can't believe he bought this device for $15 and made a video for 8 million people to enjoy

[@da_schnitzel]

I feel like the biggest apology one can offer is watching his videos, liking and subscribing again.

[@DropkickNation]

LOOOL Sure kiddo.

[@Izanagi798]

@@DropkickNation Way to be a dick,

[@doorkunmakoto]

I never knew what had happened, could someone enlighten me?

[@grantwilliams2571]

@@doorkunmakoto Jared groomed his fans.

[@kek-senpai243]

@@doorkunmakoto allegations about Jared involving sexual misconduct care afloat. A lot of people were dogpiling Jared trying to cancel him. He eventually released a video clearing his name name after months of dealing with this. Personally really glad to see the guy back and able to make videos getting the support he deserves.

[@SQUIDWORD15]

Punch out has an age meter

[@BeetRoots]

no it tells age, but age isnt a meter its shown as a number

[@SQUIDWORD15]

34pikachufan oh

[@PrimeTF]

I'm sure Street Fighter II had an age meter as well in the attract mode.

[@SpongeMagic]

No, it's the same as Punch-Out.

[@mrrodis4478]

LosingIsNA

[@williaustin5586]

I defiantly remember edacity snakes, and lawn purge from the jontron plug and play video

[@ConnorSetter]

Giant Dad Ikr

[@SWHalo2]

Both those consoles were probably made by the same Chinese bootleg factory.

[@aidenhong2338]

lode runner

[@CrypticStiles]

You forgot HOOTIN BALLOOS

[@IncarnationOfNeutrality]

Giant Dad I think I also remember boxes world from that video

[@douglasthequilava]

This was the first projared video i ever saw years ago

[@thepugrobdinosaur]

Projared; he's so bad ass that when he dies, he keeps shooting!

[@smurfadoodlethewise4584]

I think that's the right way to use a semicolon, yeah!

[@DrDolan2000]

+@@smurfadoodlethewise4584 It's not supposed to be a colon?

[@smurfadoodlethewise4584]

@@DrDolan2000 I guess you'd want a sentence behind the Projared part now that I look back at it, but then I'd be right on that part.

[@8squared007]

“And he doesn’t just shoot his gun, HE PLEASURES IT”

[@oldamar9994]

i swear to god i have seen edacity snakes, fireman, and lawn purge on three different plug and play console videos

[@HaydenX]

You mean Edacity or dicity?

[@oldamar9994]

either, i dont care anymore!

[@AliensAreNoobs]

+HaydenX NO I AM NOT LEAVING UNTIL SOMEBODY TELLS ME WHERE "EDACITY" FITS IN ALL THIS!

[@onepawrisinggames8237]

go watch jontrons plug in play video...

[@presidentforlife1732]

but they didn't have Wallace Breen

[@foresta-2684]

A broken marriage How ironic he predicted his life

[@Roadhog360]

Coincidence is not irony.

[@dragicmagic9870]

Roadhog360 yeah but this is both

[@gloriouslyaesthetic]

@@Roadhog360 stfu

[@milesedgeworth132]

@@dragicmagic9870 That's now how irony works. If he said "I rated this a good marriage" then it would be ironic since the opposite happened. This is coincidental because he predicted something that actually happens.

[@dragicmagic9870]

Miles Edgeworth oh yeah yeah I guess that makes sense

[@MCDexpo]

I've lost count of the amount of times I've watched this over the years. One of his best videos!

[@Cratty_]

straight facts

[@thomasbrockman5096]

9:32 Tank is actually a rip-off of an NES game by Namco called "Battle City."

[@akaimizu1]

Thomas Brockman Namco’s arcade version of the same game was titled, Tank Force. I knew I recognized it because I played it on Namco’s museum. So they basically just removed “Force” from the title and copied it.

[@mersy338]

Actually it's just bomberman with tanks.

[@NintendoPsycho]

@@mersy338 Nope.

[@AnArchyRulzz]

2,207 people have this system and actually like it, or they are pissed that they bought it and Jared is making fun of them for buying it

[@juliejoyce5474]

Dave Hobbs yeah true he's trying to piss every game company in the world

[@juliejoyce5474]

Dave Hobbs yeah true he's trying to piss every game company in the world

[@hamzerpanzer]

xbox gaming time No...no he isn't

[@juliejoyce5474]

Hamza Aman yes he is

[@FatrickAteman]

why do you think that?

[@orochius5033]

Wait hol up The crates in the background of Boxes World are Crash Bandicoot crates Straight up taken from Crash Bandicoot

[@v3ck1n]

They're not the same they're boxes now not crates

[@Burn_Angel]

I don't see it.

[@GSballreborn]

Good to know I wasn't the only one who noticed

[@deejaysilver9]

If you mean the title screen, then yes.

[@Burn_Angel]

Dee Jay AKA A Dj Now I see it.

[@sittingdowntown]

90% of my recommended is all of Jared's videos, and for once, I'm gonna let KZbin give them to me. Just glad to see ProJared back at it again. You go Jared! For someone who went through so much, it's nice to see him actually happy again.

[@nintendozilla9843]

Tiger Man for Super Smash Bros.

[@rigistroni]

Him and Big the cat

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

Nintendozilla98 And the Cheetahmen.

[@goldenraven2046]

The Tiger Man ran off and now... The Tiger Man

[@alexanders2669]

too op

[@antoninio2010]

Nintendozilla98 you forgot pepsi before man

[@_Rulely_]

The bowling game is half life 3

[@mattmatt992]

My -7 year old great grandfather works for Valve, so I can confirm this

[@DiagonalCoff33]

Never has a comment so me me infuriated me yet made me laugh out loud. 10/10

[@thememechefgaberahamlincol6190]

Blu3 Sloth better than nothing

[@nectar6292]

Blu3 Sloth HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT YOU'RE A GENIUS!

[@themetavirus]

no, youre Gaben.

[@GarethJason]

Shooting Ballons, Boxes World, and Lawn Purge.... Now where have I heard those titles before. I hear they are perfect for children with no necks. So here's the question, did the rip off guys rip off the other guys for this? Or is it the other way around.

[@GarethJason]

I was making a reference to the whole video but okay.

[@JimothyRoss]

Where is hitting mices or boxing werstle?

[@GarethJason]

Wilk wolf DLC

[@Willowposting]

It's probably a coincidence. Unoriginal people think alike.

[@gamingduck-skrub8881]

+Wilk wolf boxing werstle is great

[@SurShuru]

Hearing that intro in my recommended tab makes it feel like everything is back to normal again. Such joy

[@TheCartoonGamer8000]

8:55 Those boxes in the title screen are right out of Crash Bandicoot!

[@Feroke]

Exactly what I was going to post.

[@0Whitelottus0]

Back at this again, watching in support :)

[@dejectd2972]

"PRESS ANY KEY TO NEXT"

[@drakerandles6521]

Herosofliz ok, I did it, doesn’t work :(

[@entity8353]

Hey, just wanna say thanks. You were my favorite youtube channel when I was younger, and this video was one of my favorites.