California Is Full Of Double Standards. Jeff Applebaum - Full Special

California is full of double standards, or at least that has been Jeff Applebaum's experience in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's people preaching to save the earth while smoking a cigarette, or vegans eating french fries this full Dry Bar Comedy special form Jeff Applebaum is sure to expose all the double standards happening in California and keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@jennifergersch9126]

"Be as righteous as you want, just be consistent." I couldn't agree more.

[@williammason9789]

Exactly. I've actually heard people say,"Be kind, you sorry bastard!" And, saw a kid hit his sister. Mom knocked him across the head and with each word hit him again,"WE (whack) DON'T (whack) HIT (whack)!!!!"

[@bigdickpornsuperstar]

That statement applies to EVERY Christian I have ever met.

[@adamgardener8624]

How about just leave people alone. Live Ya Life !!!!

[@dawn8542]

After saying vegans buy leather. No we don't. It's incredibly shitty to do so.

[@adamgardener8624]

@@dawn8542 yo dawn. Loveya. I would eat ya meat.

[@dannysan1272]

“It actually sends email to your parents first for approval” 😂

[@billy1673]

Applejack!!! So proud to say I went to high school and played basketball with this funny man!!! This bit brought back such great memories!

[@carisabaird6529]

How come you're WHITE??

[@craighiebert3384]

My kids and I use that word "Prii" (plural Prius). Very funny and accurate for California.

[@sonandsanford4963]

Ohhhh.... Now I get it, lol....

[@1VaDude]

Pria?

[@roguerebel2947]

The best part was watching him grin and try not to crack up and his own jokes😁

[@edithdlp8045]

I also noticed that.

[@kathe.o.]

He cracks himself up so much it's hilarious. A crisp Spanish broadcast! No duh, all my local channels blown out by a rainstorm & there is la Espanol channel.

[@newyorknight]

This is some kosher comedy right here🤓 Dry bar needs to bring him back again👍

[@AviViljoen]

They don't.

[@chorlton14]

I saw him last year. He's got a talent for comedy that has to be seen to be believed - the world needs more Jeff!

[@globetrekker86]

Your wedding ceremony must’ve been a blast, Jeff. I’m glad you and your wife were able to defy the superstition about broken glass being a bad omen in Chinese culture. Congrats on the anniversary, you two!

[@reidate7274]

About the bad omen: it actually ain't, some regional traditions do try to avoid broken glass on weeding days/important events, but it's more like just a scare (cuz you dont want your guests get cut on wedding day), but in general there's always a person there to turn it around into "sui sui ping an" which is a pun for "stay safe", and thus all the commotion gets ignored and everybody go back to being cheerful again. However if you have one or two extra grumpy guests that may be a different story where they make a big deal out of it...

[@lim7lim]

@@reidate7274 The glass that gets broken at our weddings is always covered before in aluminium foil, so there are no shards. We don't think it's fun to get cut at a wedding either 😉 Cheers from Israel.

[@edithdlp8045]

@@lim7lim greating to the mother land from Los Angeles California 🇮🇱 🇺🇸

[@anniesue4456]

...Brooklyn to Provo would be witness protection .... LMAO hysterical 🤣 😂 😆 💀

[@paulawarren4013]

I love this guy! I listen before bedtime and have fun dreams!

[@kristinashea17]

I’m a (sane) Californian and those Cali jokes were so accurate lol.

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@Kaidkb]

I gave you a thumbs up just for being a sane Californian.

[@kristinashea17]

@@Kaidkb thank you lol

[@edithdlp8045]

I am also one of the few vegan sane people here in Los Angeles California. I let everyone eat as they please without giving my unsolicited opinion about their lifestyle choices.

[@LDM805]

​@@edithdlp8045 But, you just had to let us know you were vegan!

[@kathymoreno667]

'Steve' is hilarious .. thanks I needed this laugh... 😄🤣

[@everythingelse3086]

This is the first dry bar comedian to make me laugh in a long time.

[@globetrekker86]

Jeff, you took the “D’you mingle?” joke right out of my mouth! A truly hysterical set, man

[@nenaelliott8058]

Thanks Jeff Applebaum, that was hilarious. Humor is the only thing that's gotten me through these last couple of years since the whole COVID thing started and clean comedy like Drybar is my favorite. Thanks Drybar for inviting Jeff and other great comics like him to keep us entertained. It's truly been a lifesaver for me.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Huge hugs from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle. God loves you, and so do we. YOU MATTER. ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘

[@kevinbain7730]

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[@nenaelliott8058]

@Viktoria Fadey yes, go ahead.

[@DrPhilGoode]

@Viktoria Fadey please scam me next!!

[@gabrielolofsson7462]

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[@mikenixon2401]

One of your better performers. Thanks

[@valoryj5603]

That was LOL funny! One of the best I've seen. Earthquake thoughts --- *Wait, I bought this table at Ikea...* man that's hilarious!!

[@markusfreund6961]

It is such a rare occurrance to see a comedian who's not only funny but actually witty. Great material, great delivery, and nothing beats a comedian constantly trying to not burst laughing at his own jokes. Just brilliant!

[@edithdlp8045]

I also noticed that he tried not to laugh.

[@cameronstone1611]

You're awesome Steve 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@specopbookie]

HILARIOUS, this dude knows his audience. Amazing set. Tailored for these people IN Provo. Great job, Jeff.

[@Jmortonvids]

Agreed…some heavy hitting material here!

[@rachellebowman8421]

This is the funniest guy I’ve come across on Dry Bar in awhile. Love it.

[@AkSamurai69]

I recently went to a birthday party of my friend, who is a Christian priest, and all the other attendees were church goers. I explained to them that my wife is Jewish, but hey, you guys worship one, so she's in good company. Well done, Jeff. Seriously crying of laughter over here

[@KrisRatliff75]

Jeff the bit about the grocery store and the guy texting a photo of the frozen pizza to (presumably) his wife to get conformation... SO TRUE MY FRIEND! Can't tell you how many times when to make thing easier on my wife, I've offered to go to the grocery store for some staple items, I've done that very thing, because HEAVEN FORBID I should get the wrong brand of cheese, yogurt, pasta sauce, or avocados. "We'll... thanks for "helping" me honey. You tried." Crap. :(

[@trishamcclaren3792]

Nut free zone. I don't think so 🤣. Starting off strong! Can't wait to watch the entire special.

[@sonandsanford4963]

Wait... I bought this table at Ikea! Lol...

[@cazstreet5893]

I sometimes do facetime while shopping if I dont know what brand to get...lol

[@tigq1430]

Appreciate the Maxwell Smart tribute!💜

[@maryrosekent8223]

A vegan with a leather bag is a vegetarian.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

This guy is way funnier than any late night 'comedy' or SNL.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

And cleaner jokes, as well. 👍👍

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Good point.

[@MsLenepigen]

Well… to be fair SNL hasn’t been funny in about 2 decades.

[@2511jeremy]

Yeah but that bar is low

[@smythharris2635]

That why he wrote, way funnier😋

[@jennifermizrahi98]

One of the best I’ve seen. Thank you!

[@KristenKras]

I love the B&W TV joke, amongst others but I totally relate :P

[@edithdlp8045]

21:07 I had an ATARI. My kids have an Xbox series X that has a very complex control. ATARI's control only had a joystick and a bottom. This is the third time I see his special and I still laugh like the first time.

[@sageunix3381]

This channel really brightens up my day in the morning. It's a part of my routine at this point: get up, drink coffee, watch dry bar on the toilet.

[@johnniet.7820]

Enjoyed the set. Love the Jewish/Asian contrasts and his insight into many different personalities, religions, and cultures. I too grew up in a suburb of New York City and understood the amalgam of cultures living side by side. Would love to see him in person.

[@teresacardell9492]

Funny, so spot on relatable.

[@carolynnaumann2306]

This guys good !

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@B-Moye]

Steve crushing it!

[@razieljohnson5445]

One of the better sets on dry bar.

[@moserlanny1074]

" My Mr. Potatohead had a face" he shoild have added and he had REAL "EYES" too.

[@im_ur_huckleberry8998]

Absolutely hilarious!! A must watch!

[@duneflower8279]

Roots was not a documentary.

[@bertpeters1866]

Pure propaganda

[@linksywu]

Very enjoyable 🤣

[@jayg1438]

thank you Jeff and Dry Bar for a good laugh!

[@MrMaster2262]

I'm never going to see the teardrop tattoo in the same way after watching this 😂

[@yarnmotivated-joyceswensso9744]

So freaking funny 😂🤣

[@LadyVoldemort]

Should've got at least 40 minute duration, he's funny!😄👍

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@donnacook5552]

The truth is hilarious Steve! 🤣

[@DoctorQuackenbush]

This guy is too freakin’ funny! 😆😆😆

[@jennifergersch9126]

I love that Provo gives a standing ovation to the Jewish comedian. Well done!

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@josephalbrecht7799]

Hilarious! Hope to see more of Jeff!

[@rodneyjaynes2485]

This man is outstanding!!!

[@judiecrawford2588]

You are very funny, Steve. 😁

[@heathermiller5765]

I couldn't tell he's from Brooklyn but NY for sure. My boyfriend is also from Brooklyn so I picked up on the accent right away. Also the witness protection comment made me think of the movie _Mobsters & Mormons_ lol 😊

[@graceamerican3558]

Steve that was a great show. Molotov to the next one.

[@FieryJuniper]

This is too much! 🤣🤣🤣

[@TM-gu6bp]

Another hilarious Bay Area comic! Great job Jeff!

[@stephanies231]

Awesome! Very funny!!

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@purplelove392]

We attend a Messianic Christian Synagogue, he's welcome there! ✝🕍

[@jamesfizer5150]

You my man are hilarious thank you for the many laughs

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

I grew up outside of the United States and I can relate to these topics!

[@penknee3094]

Good job Jeff. Excellent set!

[@alkinkade]

Jeff you are not right in the "HEAD" !!! LMAO

[@luckytahlula6515]

No lie, I don't have cable. I'm over the air TV and every channel that I get can be down and the two Mexican channels are clear as a bell, picture perfect.

[@sierrahestum8007]

I had my pink bow case.. quiver with pink arrows while walking to my car… little girl squeeled Daddy look! He looked me over and casually said.. She’s an animal killer honey. Yeap.. got in my car and left (Fremont apartment)

[@kbme5047]

This was perfect

[@ultimatehomestead1466]

Thanks For The Laughs... Molotov :-).....:-)

[@mkhuntstreasure3192]

Very funny man.

[@jeanniebell9493]

Great job Jeff ! Loved it !

[@blue39503]

Funny fella, right there.

[@n.ayisha]

i loved him before i even knew that he was from Brooklyn. and, yes... bagels from anywhere outside of NYC suck!

[@anthonyhaythorn4256]

I was expecting that last punchline as "Okay. Steve Jeffapplebaum, I'll check it out." The woman thinking Jeffappelbaum was his last name.

[@kathigee]

True story :: outside of NY, bagels are just bread that is round. 😂😂 This video was SO right on and hilarious! Thanks for the fun morning (I watched through twice).

[@pennyb2245]

Loved the Molotov (Mazal tov) 😂😂

[@robertmeyer7836]

GREAT SHOW!

[@lukeben8419]

This guy is GOLD

[@MeJaneEntrprsz]

Love that this popped up in my feed today. Always funny. Thx for the laughs Jeff. Hope to see you live again.

[@luckytahlula6515]

Wow, who in the hell moves TO California?

[@singingwindrider9881]

Hilarious! Thank you!! 😊

[@LordRustyMcAlpin]

this guy is funny.

[@oralsmith2901]

Great show Steve 😅

[@scottinWV]

"Prii!" Hhahahahaha

[@junegilone839]

FUNNY

[@lkf8799]

Absolutely true about the Spanish stations 😂

[@kateealer7]

My Dad worked next to a lady whose office was next to him for years (different department) and every morning she would say, "Good morning Norman!" That is not his name. His name was literally on the door and he was the head of his regional department. He would just say something like, "Good morning, Sally" or whatever her name was, laugh, and go on with his day. I no longer try to explain to people how they call my first, middle, and last name wrong. I gave up and just started saying, "they're all phonetic" just to see if anyone got it. The weirdest might have been "Miss Eilly." There is no I or Y in my last name. He should feel cool with "Steve," LOL.

[@Norman_Fleming]

Another winner!

[@robertkeating5887]

Great set. Very funny. Bravo!

[@cristinalacoste2062]

Love this guy!

[@angiemuis101]

l love this guy, he's so funny 🤣

[@leeboriack8054]

Love his joking about being Jewish and talking to a priest. Hysterical!

[@stefs3460]

Your Chinese pronunciation is very good! I grew up bilingual too and when I grew up it made it easier to learn a 3rd.

[@lisalorenzo7451]

This brother is hysterical.

[@benswolfpack2855]

Amazing show Jeff. I too am Jewish though I wasn't raised in a traditional Jewish home. I was raised in a Christian home but have more recently started looking more at my Torah based heritage. I believe Yeshua is the Messiah but I believe the Church as a whole misses the fact that Torah was his upbringing and it has value in a well balanced life. Thank you so much for bringing your Jewishness into your show. It made it more close to home for me. Toda raba

[@williammason9789]

My daughter is raising her kids "christian." My grandson has actually said, and BELIEVES that Jesus was NOT a jew, and he was White. WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS. He was israeli (middle Eastern, same as arabic people. They ARE NOT WHITE!!!)

[@scott.moresh7]

Ben's, I have a fairly similar story, tho' I have mixed heritage (Jewish father, French-Canadian Catholic/Christian mother). I agree with your remarks! In recent years I started studying Judaism and early Christianity, and doing genealogy research. I have found that neither Jewish nor Christian people accept me in these regards. The entire Bible, including the New Testament , is connected to Judaism and the Messiah.

[@adrys2656]

Look for a Jewish seventh-day adventist community, I think you're going to like the community and it will strengthen up your faith. If none is avaliable around your place, look for the regular seventh day adventist community. Different culture, but same beliefs. And keep studying the Torah, and the Bible as a whole ;)

[@tangellabetty365]

This was honestly hilarious

[@ekdaufin1485]

Yay for your younger brother.

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@Evelynshere]

You're alright, Steve.

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@lizjoe21750]

Potatoes, themselves, have eyes.

[@WCDavis-cl7si]

That was great, Steve. Tell me your website again.

[@1bestfriend2u18]

He's funny 😂

[@KITTENMPD]

Omg this guy knows about earth day!