Tom Papa - If You Are Married, You Win

[@rsuffridge1]

"We're not fighting, we're just communicating!"

[@CLOUD-sq5oe]

zimbraben typical us😂👌🏼

[@lorenanders702]

Fighting is just a form of loving.

[@dominiquenelson6811]

That's me and my husband lmao, then I be like, you Hungry?

[@JK-wz7uj]

Children, the worlds worst room mates - classic

[@love2000amglam]

1:17 "Because I know I have the rest of my life to get her back."

[@programnow7843]

love2000amglam until they get divorced

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

@@programnow7843 that would not count as the rest of your life·°~}

[@Manuelucci2]

I'm glad youtube offered me this. His timing and the act as a whole are impecable.

[@jinsbisquecreations]

I'm a daughter of this kind of married couple, and I approve this message as 101% accurate.

[@gianpaj]

9:39 "Find somebody to love, and drag them to the end with you"

[@whiskeylinux]

9:34 "That's the whole key to life: Find someone you love and drag 'em to the end with ya. That's it." - Tom Papa

[@ADerpyReality]

"You convince her you're not a rapist that's a special night" lol!

[@DarthFurie]

Lol the parent voicemails 😂😂

[@TheQuaintHousewife]

I thought only my parents did that. Haha.

[@mayabartholomew3402]

Tom papa is like that guy that can help you through depression by saying it is okay to feel sad

[@aylinyilmaz4031]

Hilarious! Married 17 years with 3 kids and so much of this applies.

[@MissOJAY]

Do you enjoy being married?

[@Logan-nf3fz]

@@MissOJAY it's been 3 months and he hasn't replied so theres somethin for ya

[@pkernoob786]

Seriously... Tom Papa isn't someone you want to relate too.

[@micfranco697]

27 years old 3 kids married for 2 years....wtf did I do 😑😑😑😑😑

[@AnandajiMusic]

11 years three kids here

[@nozomisasaki3403]

"We're like a sick bear from Chernobyl." That earned a thumbs up.

[@Volvican]

Why is he dressed like he’s about to sell me a car in the 70s?

[@KJKP]

Canadian.

[@Sunset553]

He’s the weatherman

[@Carl-LaFong1618]

Ron Burgundy wardrobe. Available at Kmart or Buffums.

[@francisbell1961]

He married so does not care about looks

[@petermrwelson]

LMFO That’s hilarious comment 😂😂😂😂

[@miakayuki1212]

This is John Mulaney’s long lost cool uncle

[@Mayabee321]

This guy cracks me up EVERY time. Great material, excellent delivery, very funny guy.

[@loverain2229]

"Where the hell did you learn that? " 😃😄

[@StephieO08]

Loved the bit about small talk with his daughter. Lmao.

[@MotleyStew]

PMSL 7:23 “You’re awesome! I don’t even have to get high with you.” 😂😂😂

[@siddharthkrishnan3317]

Tom Papa is one of the few clean comics I like!

[@chefjoanna333]

I would like to introduce you to Nate Bargatze! Check him out!!

[@davedanger9839]

Brian Regan. The ultimate.

[@LeaDesigner]

Also Jim Gaffigan

[@KhoPhi]

One of a few stand-ups the comedian was so good the audience laughed throughout nonstop. I got tired laughing 😂😂😂

[@pkernoob786]

Bot

[@yazajag]

"I think there was a unicorn in my room last night because I saw sparkles..." wow, the that was profoundly deep and adorable all at once. 🦄💕

[@MakeWay4CJ]

Yeah....unless we find out that her mom is a stripper and just comes to check on her after work.....then she'd just be observant.

[@xSayPleasex]

@@MakeWay4CJ A stripper that's married....she really would be a unicorn 🤣

[@iamempressires333]

@@xSayPleasex strippers are people ... Some are married

[@teresadalessio1]

My husband is the weatherman too lolol

[@Archangeldawn]

Your husband as the weather man forecasts that you can expect a few inches tonight.

[@huberfloover]

I have an Echo in my room...pretty sure I ask her (Alexa) the weather every half hour

[@mickael486]

"We're Not Fighting, We're COMMUNICATING!!" lol

[@kayvazquez9610]

I loved this standup! "Do you smell rainbows?" 😂

[@TheRealestIdealist]

This was funnier than I thought it was going to be! Glad I clicked

[@ki-oh]

Watched when it came out in 2017 cause my boyfriend sent this to me. 3 years later and still together, I still find this really funny. Watched 3 times this week. This is a really good stand-up comedy.

[@happycamper3561]

Did you break up yet

[@MrKaje72]

Based off his clothes/voice, I couldn’t tell if this was performed in this decade .

[@danielnobel5869]

Or even this century

[@ang_ro]

The backdrop isn't helping

[@nicolepowers9502]

Ik he looks like a pastor

[@paintedpony2935]

Duh! He's not the only one there. Did you SEE the audience? You're not too bright, so I suggest you keep your snarky comments to yourself.

[@rocketpoweredunicorn]

@@paintedpony2935 Also, the material was outdated

[@Angela-tt5ik]

He would be the perfect sitcom actor.

[@queazeproductions]

Tom Papa is the perfect clean comedian

[@BeanWagon90]

This guy looks like a cross between Jack Nicholson and John Cena

[@alexanderbyrne9684]

That is a crime

[@NyanHomeschoolGirl17]

Holy shit so fucking accurate LMAO

[@MsKJohnson86]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ortizsantana4141]

LMFAO HOLY SHIT

[@alex-machina]

Not the mashup we asked for, but apparently the one we needed 😲

[@mrsorg87]

That was a STRONG set! Tom Papa is awesome

[@IanPatrickOfficial]

They should have had him as a voice in "Boss baby." ha he would have killed it.

[@omsshikulkarni]

That's really really good material ..

[@TheInspired79]

Man that "wash your hands lady" bit hits different in 2020 😂😂😂

[@scottfulps2065]

Never heard of Tom Papa but omg he had me in tears! He’s hilarious!🤣

[@nononsense5182]

Dude was a nice change, so relatable and very funny Yes, he had me chuckling thinking about those situations.

[@machachaist]

Love Tom Papa's humor, makes me feel good. every t-i-m-e

[@KevinRyan93]

Legendary performance by the great and powerful Tom Papa. Heard part of this on Facebook Reels and had to get to the source of the gold.

[@TriggeredJelly]

Quality humour without placeholders, rapid-fire style? Sign me up, this guy is a keeper!

[@Sophiiebee]

LOL This came right on time!! Thank you so much :D

[@talalmirza55]

Smellycat true freakn that!

[@joshfalk2703]

That's what she said

[@loved1lost333]

Thank you Tom. I am now a new fan. You’re funny as sh*t. I needed a good laugh.

[@twofatchicksproductions9015]

Loved every second! Love you Tom Papa. Breaking Bread is a great podcast

[@EastFame]

Tom Papa never disappoints

[@gedenirfiorese3523]

2:55 2020 every lady is the “wash your hands” lady.

[@ramesnashat1]

Real talent loved it

[@lb8825]

Great comedy! I was laughing the whole time!

[@almasandhu9895]

Tom Papa brilliant, I've never laughed so hard 😁😄😂

[@nekyred]

I think i found a new favorite comedian

[@jphaolai526]

"If I am still awake" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@reganwolf4405]

🤣🤭

[@MrWallybones]

First time watching Tom Papa and I have tears rolling down my cheeks! So funny 😂 A true pro!

[@RDSports5]

Tom Papa is like if Frasier Crane became a stand-up comedian, haha. Good material man, well done, lol

[@courtneyheney2886]

Hahaha “weird twizzlers coming out of the nipples.”! Saw him open for Seinfeld last night and he was fantastic!

[@nasik9]

This guy is a comedic genius😂😂😂😊

[@bigdawgez]

nasik9 really is. He just took the most used subject and made it sound fresh I have a dark sense of humor and thought this shit was hilarious

[@glyph2011]

Discovered Tom on “this is not happening” from Comedy Central, and thanks to the youtube algorithm, loads of his stuff has appeared. This set is my favourite so far. Spot on with the observations and that line about “drag em to the end with ya” had me laughing out loud. So true. 👍👍 why is this guy not more famous? His delivery and material is so great! 👍👍

[@asurname3698]

communicating in a timely fashion.

[@rinastein8622]

every morning I wake up, put on my continuous Papa reel, and by the time I get done with all the "stuff" I'm in such a great mood LOL

[@shumetesam7407]

This is the best comedy everrrrrr😍😍 so realistic, funny and educational 👌

[@MsMilkytheclown1]

HYSTERICAL. thank you.

[@nathgomez4750]

Babies...the worst roommates ever...Preach man!

[@anber4129]

Hilarious 💜 loved it. His timing was great, I was hooked!

[@craigsnedden3051]

Nice to hear comedy without profanity, this guy is a true class act!

[@o0LoveLove0o]

Craig Snedden I curse like a sailor but I appreciate it also

[@shark11175]

Pussy

[@Smokealotofblunts]

He swears a bit in his acts. He just can’t do it on this network he is performing on.

[@Gymnopediea]

Trevor Noah and John Mulaney also.

[@zachferell8257]

Watch Dry Bar Comedy. It is all clean comedy and hilarious

[@kagisomotsemme1890]

Amazing set. Best I've seen in a while.

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

🤣big facts! Like this is so accurate, and you feel it with any long term relationships, not just marriage.

[@rare.phukin.spotted.halibut]

Damn that made my morning! Thanks!

[@MsSammyChing]

Great comedy writing and telling! So much wit, and line by line cracks that keep you laughing! 😍😍

[@chinita1pr]

Wow, this gift is good. His timing is amazing.

[@patrickbonham949]

"Shoot me in the face" 😂😂😂

[@pianogirl9676]

This guy is pure gold!!!

[@neghiethervil5606]

Every word out of this guy's mouth had me rolling. 😂

[@matthewrammig]

What a great set!

[@mickyunit]

Waiting at the Doctor office. Made me laugh aloud a few times. Thanks for posting!

[@siat11]

I love this guy's comedy. It's so funny, and he adds truth into it!

[@user-cr3fz8lz2i]

He’s clean and funny! That’s a rarity in today’s world!!!

[@bubbercakes528]

Thank you Mr. Papa, great gig!

[@madametia5379]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He is so funny! Hilarious! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Replay! I needed this!

[@beepollin1780]

OMG this guy is laugh out loud FUNNY....FUNNY, we can all relate to "family" ...stuff...love him ...he has great material and perfect timing......Love his "Mealtime with Children"....all parents can relate!

[@NqanaweLIVE]

This is some really good stuff.

[@_Erendis]

He was spot on about so many things. But in our house, we do periodically change sides of the bed, and we each have our own "room"/personal space so the bedroom is just for sleep and sex. I tell my husband the weather if he doesn't look it up first. He used to bring me coffee in bed in the morning, but now I do that for him. It really is about kindness and training yourself to stay conscious of each others needs, not just your own. Because the alternative is what our parents did - arguing over ALL THIS stupid stuff and never acknowledging personal responsibility, never seeing what was actually FUNNY about our lives, using that to take the pressure off. Both my husbands parents and my own parents didn't bloody understand this, and are divorced now.

[@TheWorld_2099]

Aaah, the simplicity of it... Thanks for the wisdom Tom..!

[@fireorchid25]

I laughed so hard thank you 😁

[@steveelam4810]

Comedy is such great therapy for the down moments of life

[@teresal7890]

Killer delivery. I'm in tears.

[@lesliefoster-michaud8418]

Oh Tom, the best one yet!

[@thesilverfamily]

He's awesome.

[@lumenwrites]

Wow this guy is great!

[@thegodofpez]

Such honest comedy. Love it.

[@billbixby557]

He rocked that set from start to finish!

[@EJofLA]

Wow Tom- that was an awesome set thanks!

[@LyndaGFavorites]

Tom always makes me laugh 😂

[@foxopossum]

I really dig this guy’s whole deal...very very good

[@jeff503pdx]

Man, Tom is great, don't know why it took so long for me to see that.

[@DC-yr6nt]

Love Tom Papa we’d love to see him in person. Coming to the San Francisco Bay Area anytime soon ? I watch his specials almost daily, “No lie”Louth out loud every time I watch!🤣💓💖🎤 He’s the Besr!

[@DC-yr6nt]

Laugh out loud every time😂He’s the Best!

[@sharkgirl9426]

BEST ONE OF HIS! 👏 👏 👏

[@garybowers1046]

is among the best!

[@delladaoust8278]

Had a really great laugh !!!! Hilarious

[@shanedivix9306]

Spectacular material!

[@mmmartin02]

One word - BRILLIANT.

[@CelestialFitness123]

I don’t even have to be high with you😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daughterofthemosthigh..7587]

Top papa just made my day just glad that it's the same thing all around the globe.

[@thomasdonaldson463]

Never knew this guys name, go Tom papa haha