Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 (Zero Punctuation)

[@TheTman9898]

From what I got of the plot, seems like everyone gets some form of PTSD

[@Lalle524]

+TheTman9898 As they should.

[@TheIshikawaRin]

+TheTman9898 The plot that HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PAST TWO BLACK OPS GAMES. c:

[@TheTman9898]

+Bailey Jones Yeah true! They only had 2 references, the Nova 6 gas and when your team is like "Hey who gave you brown guys weapons if it wasn't us?!" Raul Menendez(?) and that's it! This one they all go a bit loopy with that forest nonsense!

[@TheIshikawaRin]

TheTman9898 It's also the worst campaign to date... I didn't enjoy it at all.

[@TheTman9898]

+Bailey Jones I can't really comment on that, I just watched the gameplay on youtube lol

[@charlieni645]

"Using Tinder in rural Kansas" is so underrated.

[@quetzalthegamer]

Call of Duty: Medieval Warfare, wherein we fight with shields and swords and crossbows.

[@elizabethstevenson9707]

Sure. Make it a King Arthur story in which you play as one of the round table knights and fight whoever it was that King Arthur fought. Must confess I forgot.

[@quetzalthegamer]

Elizabeth Stevenson Lancelot I believe

[@bigiron4387]

How about Call of duty:Napoleonic wars

[@quetzalthegamer]

TheDiamondStar Ooh I like that.

[@bigiron4387]

That reply was fast

[@TheRupertLitterbin]

Wait, 100% human in first mission gets seriously injured and requires robotic limbs? Deus ex much?

[@gamermanh]

+TheRupertLitterbin Less over-the-top and obvious but yeah Actually your augs are more like Deus Ex 1 really

[@ddogthepimp]

+TheRupertLitterbin eidos montreal called them out slightly with a tweet when the black teasers launched. tastefully so too.

[@PepperKatLancer]

+TheRupertLitterbin "I didn't ask for this."

[@TheRupertLitterbin]

Feyrude Jensen in cafés must be awkward, "A coffee and cake for Mr Jensen?" "I never asked for this... i wanted a cookie."

[@thiswebsitesucksTBH]

+TheRupertLitterbin also advanced warefare

[@ForeverKite42]

4:43-4:48 Oh Yatzhee, how we love you so xD Pure classic ZP moment.

[@factsabouturmum9250]

I can't wait for Call of Duty: Black Ops 27: Friendship is Magic 2: electric boogaloo: the game RELOADED.

[@BoboMagroto26]

Just hope the franchise dies before than.... given they written themselves into a corner

[@AlphaZeroX96]

Listen dude, CoD is not for MLP.

[@CyRaptor1]

+Nightcaster460 it's a joke

[@AlphaZeroX96]

Ok.

[@yetisage3542]

Omg its Call of Duty: Black Ops 27: Friendship is Magic 3 you uninformed bigot

[@Brainhorn]

I hadn't played Call of Duty in years but my sister talked me into getting this and I'm surprised at how different it is. It's also pretty fun.

[@iielysiumx5811]

Cool fact the plot is your character dying in a hospital bed and the frozen forest is your comfort before death, it’s kinda cool but non of it’s actually explained in the game just loosely implied

[@Eluvyel]

I'm a grill and I would want to be a no nonsense sniper. I approve of this stereotype.

[@Based_Papa]

+Eluvyel Good luck with that considering that grills have neither eyes nor arms.

[@Eluvyel]

+LDman95 Don't tell me what to want >:/

[@generico366]

10/10 best grill, hot grill.

[@willcallbeck0709]

Le grill?? What the hell is that??

[@thotslayer1649]

Yes you are a grill

[@QuestionmarkX3]

There's a reason why they call it "Call of Doodie," am I right? ... Nevermind, I'll just go do things in an Incognito Window, now.

[@Longshotsz]

+QuestionmarkX3 welcome to 2010

[@animalmother6371]

It's 2015!

[@knightofpartyknightofparty5294]

Yep cause these games are shit

[@BenjiDoodle]

+QuestionmarkX3 did you call me?

[@DoctorKandosii]

+QuestionmarkX3 Call of doodie: Black cocks.

[@alpha6387]

"you know im a placid easygoing kind hearted fellow shut the fuck up" thats me every day

[@Feminismisfornobody]

the fallout 4 video's comments are going to be a shitshow

[@CraftKitty007]

when he does star wars battlefront I'll be sure to angrily defend yahtzee's shitting on it. cuz it fucking deserves it.

[@nemtudom5074]

+CraftKitty Whats wrong with it? im sorry, i was living under a rock

[@rocksteel9238]

+Feminism is for nobody Same as halo 5, and the cause will most likely not be Yahtzee inevitably bashing the game but instead the somewhat devisive nature of fallout 4 at the moment.

[@CraftKitty007]

+nem tudom too expensive for too little content, in lamens terms. I could write an entire book explaining EAs bullshit, from the season pass, to the obvious psychological trickery they employ, to the canon inaccuracies, ect. give the word and I'll be happy to explain everything. :3

[@Feminismisfornobody]

CraftKitty damn right

[@ImDannn]

Ah, you forgot to mention that Black Ops 3's story has nothing to do with Black Ops at all.

[@CheekiBreekiDan]

That's not fair! They used Nova-6...once...

[@ProtoMario]

For me, the campaign of this one was the most predictable and I couldn't even finish the story after about 9-10 missions. I was able to predict everything right before it happened.

[@greatgoblin3065]

So, you played Call of Duty for the story, and were let down. Well, I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but I think you might be a bit dumb. Not much, just a bit. Like the routinely forgetting where you put your slippers kind of dumb. Entirely manageable, just stay out of politics.

[@freddykrueger4631]

Death by Comedy Cemetarial Association Sorry to tell you this, but ProtoMario never said that they played it for the story or even that they only played the campaign, but was explaining why the campaign's story sucked and nothing more. For all one can know from his message, he actually quite enjoyed the multiplayer, but wanted to just voice his opinion on the story. I'm afraid you're going to have to re-evaluate your judgement of his IQ. I would recommend looking in the mirror and re-evaluating your own first.

[@EleventhFloorBelfry]

I take it you didn't see the ending then? Or read the additional reports? It kinda' subverts itself by the end, believe it or not. Which is weird for a CoD game...

[@Daniel_C_Griffin]

@@greatgoblin3065 Fuck you Creamy Sheev, some older CoD games had good campaign's. Black ops 1 was great, Modern Warfare was also great. They set the damn precedent over a decade ago, they just now (Except MW maybe) can't be bothered to put any effort in.

[@anthonypreston8355]

Well it happens with series that go on for long and have their start be very popular they already prove them selves so they just try to ride on their own cocktails for a bit

[@SarujinieUras]

My biggest problem with the game is that the main protagonist this time around is a nameless joe nobody is going to remember and then the multiplayer has you playing actual characters rather than your own personal soldier. Litterally everything about the campaign might've been improved if only I gave a single shit who "Player" was. Additionally, I forgot I was even playing a Black Ops game until the antagonist from the last game was brought up in the middle of a mission and I could've swore his name was familiar somehow. What was the point in making this game part of the Blops series?

[@telephonontv]

+Sarujinie Uras I wasn't impressed. Let's start with organization. NRC? CDP? what was VTOG? Who are they? What purpose to kill? At least I know what CIA means. Why Zurich? Who are these people, What happened to Singapore? Who's who? Who are you? Who am I? Next-Weapon fires bullets. Every weapon. Fires bullet. Finally, Can You guys pls make WAW2 already?

[@denzelromero4796]

Melendez caused technology to be more powerful and capable. Plus they shoe horned the nova 6 gas . Tbh it could technically stand on its own but it shares the mindfuckery moments like the other black ops game have. Just move on

[@telephonontv]

Denzel Romero *Mendez

[@denzelromero4796]

+Kelvin Kuang thanks

[@isaacsussman5632]

4:45 that is one of the best jokes he's had all year.

[@ghbutler]

same shit, different year

[@benjamimcarvalho0]

Same shit different anus.

[@MavicAVF]

Or maybe it's same year different anus

[@TheEndiPL]

same anus different hat onto it

[@TheMaestro116]

+ghbutler Surprisingly, in terms of story, it actually feels quite different than your typical CoD storyline. Unfortunately, the writing and execution were all over the place.

[@Speedojesus]

+ghbutler Same bandwagon, different CoD game.

[@Knop4284]

I'm so glad for this!!! if it wasn't for you I don't think i'll make it at work, so thank you!!! You make everything seem just so much beter

[@matsmith8006]

Rolf Harris at 01:49 lmao

[@killawhale8726]

of course this comes before the fallout 4 review :/

[@powervidsful]

next is tomb raider

[@rocksteel9238]

+powervidsful Apparently thats since fallout 4 is such a sink hole of time.

[@powervidsful]

+Rock Steel well that because there's so much to do in that game :)

[@davidmolina125]

+Yoshi_IX You haven't seen the rise of the tom rider review, did you? He haven't finished the game to this day. And this video is a week old

[@Ev4nm]

+Yoshi_IX don't forget battlefront and tomb raider and probably just cause 3 but he cant say much about that because its gonna be epic XD

[@raccman8294]

This whole video in 1 sentence: titanfall 2 but made by activision with a labotamy

[@JoeBixler]

Love the line at 4:44

[@Jame5man]

I am like Yahtzee, I do not care if the framerate is 30 or 60. I played video games on a laptop for several years that could barely muster 20 on a good day

[@blackandwhite7223]

"Guess that's a cot death huh" I have never laughed in harder in any zero punctuation video XD

[@Joseph-cm9og]

Listen only to the sound of my voice Let your mind relax Let your thoughts drift Let the bad memories fade Let peace be upon you Surrender yourself to your dreams Let them wash over you like gentle waves of the bluest oceans Let them envelope you Comfort you Imagine somewhere calm Imagine somewhere safe Imagine yourself in a frozen forest You are standing in a clearing The trees around you so tall they touch the sky Pure white snowflakes fall all around You can feel them melt on your skin You are not cold It cannot overcome the warmth of your beating heart Can you hear it? You only have to listen... Do you hear it slowing? You are slowing it You are in control Calm At peace

[@maxhydekyle2425]

I played the campaign for this and advanced warfare the same weekend a month ago because I was laid up and my internet went out and I honestly can't remember which plot was which they were so inane and interchangeable.

[@paradoxacres1063]

Hey, you know what's NOT a boring, annual FPS series? *HuniePop!* Everyone (even the 12 year old CoD fanboys) should play _that_ game instead.

[@usolanddescendantofnolanda2627]

Your efforts are valiant, but in vain

[@paradoxacres1063]

Usoland, Descendant of Noland and Destroyer of Sugar Never tell me the odds

[@usolanddescendantofnolanda2627]

+Paradox Acres I won't, because the odds have already told YOU.

[@стрелок-ч7р]

when will people realize the kids have moved on to battlefield seriously this meme has to end

[@usolanddescendantofnolanda2627]

+Homeless angry black man I thought they moved onto Micro Transactions: The Game

[@Minetuber07]

"YOU MAY NOW TOUCH MY JUGS" BEST QUOTE EVER

[@Danox94]

Even though they were silly, I liked the campaigns of Black Ops 1 and 2. This one is nothing like those games.

[@jonathandeman9051]

Yeah, campaign is trash(although bo4 didnt even have one) zombies is actually really Good if you liked the other zombies games. Bo3 is the best one in that

[@IllusionistsBane]

The only remarkable part of the story is that the player character was dying the entire time.

[@savantslacker9117]

Hey women don't always have to be snipers. Sometimes they are shotgun wielding tech nerds, or latex wearing stealth vixen.

[@First-Last_name]

Remember "Wet"

[@salven6476]

I wonder why you didn't mention the frozen forest...

[@swurviie]

carl on duty: black cops

[@Montesama314]

So in BO3, the story campaign is clearly a sign of no effort, and the sequel to this doesn't even HAVE a campaign. I guess even Activision is bored with sustaining this franchise.

[@spacecore94]

This was actually my first Call of Duty. I liked the campaign and the trippy elements

[@warwatcher91]

3:00 Okay that makes me a feel a lot better about that wall running thing! I thought I just sucked at it!

[@ostfront0029]

Oh I love it when he rips apart a big triple a game. But COD deserves it because it's now terrible, please oh please go back to WW2, by now it should be considered different since we keep going further and further into the future and I'm sure no ones bored of that, nope not at all

[@frealms]

+Ostfront “Ace” 00 As much as you'd like to believe... the sales figures point otherwise. Face it, not liking these games is being part of a minority. It may not seem like it because we are surrounded by like minded individuals, but a minority nonetheless. If we weren't, these games wouldn't be selling, critiques of said games (such as this) would have tens of millions of views and the industry would be spitting out something different. It's sad, but it's reality.

[@стрелок-ч7р]

I'm getting tired of this cod is bad bandwagon.

[@bbx-cr8wv]

+frealms "sad reality" yea screw people for enjoying things that you don't right? How dare they not share the same opinions for entertainment.

[@Tenchigo100]

+Homeless angry black man It's more like a COD is bad Metro Station. Maybe if they shit something out that isn't a military FPS, We'll stop saying it's Bad. Or maybe the companies need to fucking make a game other than Call of Dukie.

[@moonieisthebest14]

+Tenchigo Why should they change up a formula that sells, the sales figures prove it. When they tried to spice things up with Advanced Warfare everyone got all pissy because of the jetpacks and laser guns and stuff. Release a game like Ghosts and everyone got all pissy because it was more of the same. And while we are on the subject of Fallout 4 it really bothers me that games like Assassins Creed get shit on for being broken at release, but Fallout 4 gets a free pass because its a Bethesda game. Why should they get a free pass. Ship a broken game on launch and suffer the backlash like everyone else.

[@hogfry]

And now, all this time later. The multiplayer is still my favorite since MW2

[@aelechko]

Cool, why even bother making strong narrative focused stories that make you feel something if roughly ten million people will just keep doing the same boring thing over and over.

[@itsbobthebaker]

Whens he gonna do Fallout 4? :(

[@Qilue]

+Kittstar 2 weeks time on KZbin, next week over on the Escapist's site, probably, can't say for certain.

[@SHINXANTA]

The next video is already up on his site and its Tomb Raider. So after? Maybe?

[@oscars4608]

This series is the only thing that keeps this channel alive.

[@MavicAVF]

I only wonder why its called black ops anymore.. None of the characters from the other games are back and we aren't even black ops anymore since the first in the trilogy.. Oh yes, I almost forgot.. Train go boom

[@killerbanshe3]

"poking holes in things from a distance" most accurate description ever.

[@alfredashford5924]

I found this review funny...now with the relevent stuff out of the way, I would like to say that I'd like to see a review of...Undertale. I am not honestly interested in Fallout 4 as people have been either "OMG IT IS GOD" or "Meh." and I already know that there is an article on Yatzhee's opinions on Undertale, I would love a review. The reason for this is mainly because I can only imagine all the hilarious jokes he could write about it.

[@Major233179]

+Alfred Ashford Dude, the same thing is happening with Undertale, except the people who say "meh" get crucified for it...

[@fastedstate8744]

+Alfred Ashford undertale i cant escape that fucking game its everywhere especially tumblr the game mediocre to be honest it nothing special.

[@Major233179]

ego man Marry me....

[@nerdyvids1]

+Alfred Ashford I think he said something about not being able to really make a good video on it without giving anything away since what mostly makes the game so good is the writing.

[@MrTheDerper]

+ego man your opinion m8 and I respect that, but you may have triggered a shitstorm so adios!

[@ThomasPotato]

That last comment about the PC Framerate though, LMAO, sadly so true.

[@pesokpesok]

Love Yahtzee but i wish there were more of his videos. I have watched all 400+ of his ZP videos at least twice(some over 10 times) and it sucks having to wait for his new game reviews for so long(yeah i know on the site the are posted earlier-not the point and "Judging by the cover" are quite boring, sorry). Would love to see Yahtzee review something other than games. Yahtzee how about ZP style reviews of movies and/or TV Shows? After all average movie is only 1.5 hours long as opposed to average of 6 hours of games. Since i am quite sure ZP is Escapist's biggest source of revenue- perhaps they could hire a larger team for Yahtzee's animation studio so he could put out more videos overall? Who else thinks its a good idea for him to go ZP on other forms of entertainment?

[@JanusHoW]

"I assume you have the TCP/IP in your BBW." It's these little phrases added to the frames that get me in Yahtzee's reviews.

[@collinspecht6725]

@escapist To answer your question, the CIA has it's little group of special forces. It's probably who you are playing as. Also, we never overrun governments that don't need to be over run. Why do you think we allow the UK to be around? ;)

[@mc-ps-playa5569]

You're actually a Winslow accord agent. I really had to dig to find this out.

[@collinspecht6725]

How so?

[@jayromeo_19]

What are the CIAs special forces called?

[@Habaneri94]

"One last point: you know I'm a placid, easy-going, kind-hearted, saintly fellow, shut the fuck up" holy shit i laughed!

[@SonicMastr500s]

The actual campaign is WAY more complicated than it seems. It's a mind-fuck

[@ElectricEdgewave192]

I cracked up when he said "you know I'm a placid, easy-going, kind-hearted, saintly sort of fellow, shut the fuck up!" :D

[@KTSpeedruns]

And here's the review a CoD player would give it: "I liked it. It was fun and in HD. I hope my friends buy it so we can play online. I only do the online anyway."

[@Jack-ky2cu]

+Reiden Lightman which is all that matters but the "cod is bad bandwagonners" still havent figured that out

[@rocksteel9238]

+Jack Actually according to most Zombies is all that matters and based on what I've heard they at least got that right.

[@Jack-ky2cu]

Rock Steel Thats true for some people(including me) but the majority still plays multiplayer

[@1krani]

+Reiden Lightman Are you trying to imply that we'll eat up any old drivel with the CoD name slapped onto it? Because that is literally what Infinity Ward thought right before they released Ghosts only to realize too late that yes, they _do_ still have to try in order to appease us.

[@j3nnapr0sp3kt7]

+Reiden Lightman And so? Seems like a reasonable thing to say about a game.....like....maybe...IT WAS FUN. FUN. Games should be....FUN.

[@NOVA_2056]

You work for the Winslow Accord, NRC stands for Nile River Coalition, and it's actually P. A. W. W. S.

[@geofff.3343]

Is it bad that I would never actually use Yahtzee to make a purchasing decision, but find his videos hilarious no matter what he's reviewing?

[@aglaraandune6602]

"They decided it with a random number generator. haha." omg i'm crying

[@wigsmey4462]

Still no fallout 4? Does yatzhee know fear?

[@wizard0313]

+wig smey This came out before Fallout 4, and it will take some time playing it to get the full experience.

[@xtanagaming1017]

Halo reach. Best female soldier in a shooter.

[@XShadOBabeX]

12 views. Goodness, I got here early. I'm sure it will be about 1000 when I finish typing this.

[@MrAssassinkid17]

4:04 Also keep in mind that Tony Todd, Erin Cahill and Michael Rooker were all in Black Ops 2

[@GodRustang]

It seems... weird to me that every female character in every game gets criticized harshly. Too friendly, too female, too male, too snarky, trying too hard to make them likable, too sexy, not sexy enough, etc etc etc. I just... wow. I don't know what people expect from game devs, but maybe they should just not include women at all?

[@raimethefumeknight2062]

Don't include women for the sake of diversity, it's virtue signaling

[@XCVGVCX]

I spent most of the game assuming I was fighting the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. I feel that added to the experience rather than subtracting from it.

[@trustworthytim4762]

Give Quiet some credit--she may have been blatantly objectified to an almost hilarious degree, but at least she had a personality. Kind of.

[@C0C0L0QUIN]

+Francis Drake its not her fault she breaths through her skin :P

[@Poisonjab354]

quiet is the only sniper lady all others are blank pages compared.

[@Rebellions]

+Bruce Young Didn't wolf come way before and actually had something interesting to say? Wait Otacon made that whole thing weird like he does everything else, carry on.

[@Trygyl]

It says a lot when an established franchise needs brand recognition WITHIN brand recognition...

[@largahilfire8861]

"lets all laugh at an industry that never learns anything. tehehe

[@Dirvinator]

What he said about the player character speaking through a used tea bag is 100% true it sounds so muffled like he recorded his lines with his nokia on the toilet then emailed them to Activision and they were just like "ah screw it, if the players complain enough we'll just get Nolan North to redub the dialogue"

[@ferarry13]

now let's not give them more privilege ideas ok?

[@generico366]

I've already had to deal with all the white, male, straight and middle-class privilege bullshit enough, I don't want to have to deal with organic privilege bullshit aswell.

[@stanley1698]

+Bas van de Kleut And even that can be disproven because everything is energy anyway. Matter is energy.

[@fishworshipper]

+Stan Ly False. Matter is the physical substance, energy is the potential for work.

[@stanley1698]

fishworshipper Matter is made of atoms, which are made of subatomic particles that are made of energy. This is a gross oversimplification, though, so you should probably look it up somewhere else.

[@Recon_Riptor]

Check your privilege privilege.

[@samuelevans7575]

I really enjoy the Call Of Duty series, I started playing at Black Ops 2 and have enjoyed all of the releases since then. The way I see it is that the games are not the best thing ever but they are enjoyable and fun. I am thankful that I get a new campaign to play through every year and even though the gameplay stays pretty much the same I still enjoy playing it and it does offer different experiences. I always enjoy the plot and they're often deeper than people expect. In the end people always complain that they are releasing the same game every year but that is exactly what I want. Each year I know I can count on a new Call Of Duty that I will enjoy. I don't want them to change up the formula very much because I don't want the games becoming too tactical, stealthy, or anything like that. Just give me the same fun twitch shooting and standard campaign and I will be happy :)

[@EionBlue]

Did not actually say the full term "spunkgargleweewee", instead broke it up and wasted the impact. Unsubsribed.

[@declangilmour8184]

lol.

[@randomsamno9]

I have been watching your videos for over a year now, yet I chose today to finally click on the subscribe button. If you asked me why I would say I have no idea, but I thought it would be worth a mention.

[@Jomahawk2694]

Aww...look at Yatzee, too afraid to do Fallout 4. He's gotta go for the easy targets because he knows how much people lime Fallout. Also, under 1000 view club!

[@MrRamblingMadman]

+Jomahawk2694 Hey look a cod fanboy

[@goosegoose5361]

+Jomahawk2694 are you seven?

[@MrMetalforever5]

Watch the Tomb Raider review on the website you fucking idiot.

[@стрелок-ч7р]

hes doing it next week I'm sure he'll tear it apart, he already showed signs of dislike on the e3 thing its not that good anyway

[@TheMeanMongoose]

+Jomahawk2694 Well, most video game journalists are "persuaded" by Bethesda to write positive reviews. But I guess they "persuaded" Yatzee to just shut the fuck up. Or it's coming next week.

[@thelostone7512]

I forgot about the "cyber powers" and just went through the entire game with a sniper from about 2 feet away from the enemy on a controller when I play everything on PC. I made the game way harder than it should have been.

[@gloriousforever3451]

COD sucks

[@Spewcup]

I beat this game on the Realistic difficulty, where you basically die in one shot (sometimes 2, if you're lucky), and let me just tell you, it takes a lot of careful planning and knowing what abilities to use in order to progress that made it one of the more challenging CoD campaigns for me. Sometimes it got to the point where they felt impossible and very bullshity, but at the end of the day it was manageable and getting the achievement felt very satisfying.

[@fireassassin16]

Fallout 4 fans are basically similar to pewdiepie fans they're ravenous

[@SuitedCloud]

So are the Fallout 4 haters

[@fireassassin16]

Yes but when someone slightly brings up something bad about fallout 4 the fanboys jump down the persons throat because they can't handle criticism

[@Lightscribe225]

+Fireassassin16 You described the fanboy of every franchise of every entertainment medium ever.

[@TheBovinePig]

People who dislike fallout 4 aren't anywhere near as bad as fallout fanboys.

[@fireassassin16]

That's what I'm saying I'm neither I don't like or hate it, but the amount of fanboys going on about it is making me sick. Just shut up and enjoy it for what it is don't get your fanboy juices on everything.

[@JABRIEL251]

I literally did not know you could upgrade your character until there were only two missions left.

[@Madden2000]

Lucky i found out at the end):

[@mroushion]

Syndicate was a good game

[@qqq386]

+Slick Reed Wich one?

[@mroushion]

Lewis Weir Original

[@Monteeize]

I enjoyed the new one too. Solid and fluid FPS shooter. Sorry wasn't so good though (especially at the end), and the multiplayer lobbies died way too quickly.

[@TheRupertLitterbin]

+The Brony Writer there was multiplayer? I thought that was just a button to get the EA server error screen.

[@Monteeize]

+TheRupertLitterbin That was hilarious. I was familiar with that problem too.

[@cjthelonewolf7410]

00:13 why I love yatzees cod reviews

[@zak8677]

Why is Yhatzee so intent on reminding us Call of Duty is about "burly white men" and always tries to implement white guilt in our heads because other races are "so underrepresented"? It's not going to work, Yhatzee, no matter how many times you say "Boo white Americans" and "Yay, everyone else."

[@philpyung4831]

+ZaK I don't like it either. I think people are starting to get sick of it.

[@Changetheling]

Perhaps it's a way to prove a point, just like anybody else can laugh at it even though they're white and don't feel any colour of guilt while laughing. Or getting some people to think about the way stereotypes are still being sold to 12-year-olds consistently FPS after FPS after FPS. There's even place to suggest how the projection concept works on streamlined mainstream games across the gamer spectrum or, more properly, how these companies look at their target demographic (and how these companies are seen by their non-target demographic).

[@superloaf4200]

ZaK maybe because he’s right you dumb fuck lmfao

[@quickhakker]

saw the video pop up on my feed and though, yes about time a game that actually gets the critizim it deserves what better way to actually do a review than give it to you and even do it justice

[@namco402]

this game was literally somebody playing Spec Ops the line and then trying to do something as amazing as it and in my books it succeeded

[@ButtercheeseYay]

That part about AIs and "womb priviledge" is too real, man.

[@zacharylord-rule5368]

That "vaguely sinister" line hits different 7 years later.

[@MikkyMilkshake]

I find it sad that there are now 4 zombies game modes one hidden... (rather badly...) in the campaign, the two original ones and a top down twin-stick shooter... that has a power up that puts it to first person and changes the controls to just as you get used to the twin-sticks you are thrown into first person and have to take a moment to remember the default controls.

[@ThePotNoodleGod]

Yahtzee, what game would you most recommend from the recent big titles, I like all the series so far but don't have money for them all, and are there any games you are really looking forward too still to release?

[@skywolfzz]

I'm the only like after 5 years

[@ThePotNoodleGod]

@@skywolfzz thank you, I imagine it got swamped in the comment section, perfect timing as I've recently started watching his videos again after a break

[@skywolfzz]

@@ThePotNoodleGod I've been watching his videos again as well

[@countofcounts]

I remember Ratchet & Clank doing the whole racism thing with robots. An organic life-form was disparagingly referred to as a "squishy"

[@MrSinner1060]

The start of the story is the ends of your Ai buddy's story. Wasn't blatantly explained so all the 12 year olds didn't understand. You just went through the bad guys memories with who he fought changed into his team so you recognise them

[@andrewcox9204]

in truth, I couldn't get into the free-run mode, because it reminded me off Titanfall, but instead of being shot out of a canon, I was led by the hand by an arthritic grandparent

[@AJ-xt9wj]

"You know I'm a placid, kind hearted, saintly, easy going fellow, shut the fuck up..." - Yahtzee the Escapist 2015

[@TheElron96]

I'm from spain and I understand above 20% of the video but I love it. It just sounds like an accurate and satirical review xD

[@tgillies101]

The moment I saw the Black Ops 3 trailer I wondered if Ubisoft genuinely had an intellectual property case.

[@Johnnythat1dude]

Sounds like a challenge to try and play games using a random number generator to decide frame rate. I think we got the next hard mode!

[@RatioOfOne]

What is that music at the end where you display your store merch? I must know! It sounds amazing

[@exakelgaming]

does yahtzee know that the male voice in SP is actually the lead actor in Farscape? i didn't think so!

[@FoxtrotVids]

I just loved the tutorial; shawty be explaining how that mind hack shit work and your character quips "But he a turrist!"

[@lexishneier381]

*puts speed to 0.3* listening to drunk yahtzee is my faviourite thing ever

[@ItsNotFilia]

0:57 I smell a Smoothie Maker master race in the making, here.

[@mjc0961]

Yeah, the framerate on the PC version is very flexible, it'll flex all the way down to about 10.

[@MavicAVF]

No flex.. Zone

[@JABRIEL251]

A missed opportunity was not making the campaign about the Specialist. With each having their own mini-campaign. But I get that was too much work.

[@raindrain1]

"you know I'm a placid saintly easy-going kind of fellow shut the fuck up" This is why I like,you, Yahtzee. You make me laugh.

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

ya I have to say there were WAY too many acronyms in this game. You had to go to the damned codex in the safehouse area to look up what they mean. But in case you guys havent gotten the game yet and dont know what they mean here are some examples for you: NRC: Nile River Coalition (sudan, ethiopia and kenya joined forces and are draining the nile river of water which sparks a war with egypt), CDP: Common Defense Pact, Russia, Ukraine, poland and several other nations that are the main "bad guys", WA: Winslow Accord, united states and several other countries that are the "good guys". 54I: 54 Immortals, a highly organized and well trained criminal organization operating out of singapore that has access to robotics and firearms due to tech and weapon smuggling for the CDP.

[@nuur2825]

When He said the PC frame rate was a random number generator I died!