Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 (Zero Punctuation)

This week Yahtzee reviews Call of Duty: Black Ops 4.
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[@JeromeBeckett]

"A hundred aNd ThIrTy BuCkS..." Love the genuine astonishment in Yahtzee's voice there hahah

[@WhoWhatWhenWithers]

1:01 that shocked voice crack was fantastic

[@kasig2013]

I was in tears. Even this jaded fuck is still horrified by the greed.

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

You know what’s worse? This...thing that I hesitantly call a ‘game’ made $500 million in 3 days...and the investors call that a DISAPPOINTMENT. Fucking Infinity War made around $260 million on it’s opening weekend. Domestically. Jesus Christ these game publishers are thirsty as HELL

[@MazeFrame]

@@vladimirlestrad3120 "Jesus Christ these game publishers are thirsty as HELL" guess why they are all taking the piss!

[@ethiom101]

he honest to god sounded like Ashens for that moment

[@insaincaldo]

When the cynical man can't read his script without his voice giving in on every take, you know it's bad.

[@thatmexicanuzer]

1:02 That was such an honest reaction XD

[@cole4783]

Literally came down to the comments to say the same thing

[@darktideryezing]

@@cole4783 Same here - that was his most hilarious reaction

[@BaBboonking]

trip part is hes reading from a script, so its not like he doesn't already know the price lol

[@gruenenator]

He was so aghast at that price, that his voice cracked.

[@jusan1617]

The price is so outlandish that, even while reading a script, your sense of disbelief kicks in every time you read that sentence.

[@biggydx]

The way he says "130 bucks" is priceless.

[@srbrant5391]

We broke him.

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

No, the price is 130 bucks. He said it himself.

[@kptparker]

Gotta admit, wanna hear more of Yahtzee's "Most Insecured Men" voice.

[@timsmith618]

"It's like Jeremy Clarkson's stream of consciousness while in the communal shower at the YMCA."

[@kungfuskull]

Tim Smith that bit cracked me the fuck up as my dad is a huge top gear fan and so ive been exposed to jc and yep, accurate.

[@tomstonemale]

Play Rogue Warrior

[@xmm-cf5eg]

Are we Sure Yahtz isn't voicing Solid Snake in the "upcoming" metal gear movie?

[@Thefishforthedish]

English ppl do good America accents

[@brainflash1]

Maybe they're planning to patch the menus with paid DLC.

[@Kono_Dio-Da]

I wouldn't' doubt it.

[@Bramblett89]

Dammit, don't give them any ideas. The greedy bastards probably would do that.

[@Bird_Dog00]

Honestly, at this point I wouldn't even be surprised.

[@jesusmora9379]

bug fix DLC. ubisoft is going to make a fortune!

[@RDSk0]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is Activision were talking here, not EA! They will just leave it as that, and make a new, even worse game next year! Wait, that's not it either, that's Ubisoft..

[@KeithFraser82]

"Jeremy Clarkson's stream of consciousness while he's in the communal showers at the YMCA" Well, I found the title for my band's next album.

[@Crimsonpattyletsplay]

1:01 is honestly perfect.

[@VanessaMagick]

This game is an insult. Having a game that costs $100 AUD isn't enough for Activision. Having an extra $40 for a "deluxe" edition isn't enough for Activision. Having a $50 season pass isn't enough for Activision. Having preorder bonuses and sliced away content isn't enough for Activision. Having Monster energy drink promos isn't enough for Activision. Having Hungry Jack's promos isn't enough for Activision. No. No no no. We need to have paid loot boxes in MP and Blackout. We need to have a Fortnite-ripoff battle pass. We need to have horrificially pay-to-win loot boxes in Zombies. We need to design a whole shitty grinding system deliberately designed to batter at the gates of your patience in order to try and pry money off people with addictive personalities. We need to keep promising every year that we won't do it, and then going back against our word within a few weeks. We need to wait for all the reviews to come out and then shove predatory monetization in it. When will it be enough for Activision? When will they just make a fucking video game and sell the fucking video game? When will their products stop being glorified casinos and slot machines and start being made for fun?

[@Videogamer96_]

It will never be enough

[@Ward1706]

It'll be enough when they have all the money in the world, which will allow them to build a solid gold star destroyer to take over the universe.

[@buckletongue]

When everyone stops fucking paying for it despite those things! I stopped buying COD games years ago

[@dtheengineer2746]

As long as people are stupid enough to keep paying for it. Honestly I think people are getting exactly what they deserve

[@user-os6gb9bq5v]

Kill the greedy shits

[@Chirpysemperboy]

1:02 His voice just breaks at the price of the Deluxe Edition

[@t_k_blitz4837]

One of the most honest moments I've ever heard.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

Not only the most genuine reaction of his, but honestly also one of his very best reactions.

[@justchigs]

Love the voice crack

[@randomforester_462]

THAT voice crack at 1:00 tells us all what Yahtzee thinks of the game.

[@megasean3000]

Yahtzee’s voice crack at the game being $130 was the first time I’ve heard him genuinely surprised.

[@shadow3d1]

This was the best zero punctuation in a while; that honest and shocked voice crack at 1:01 was so amazing. I'm glad Yahtzee left it in.

[@MasterCharlie104]

The three best parts of this video; Yahtzee's voice cracking at the deluxe edition's price tag. The most insecure man in the universe. Jeremy Clarkson's stream of consciousness using the communal showers at the YMCA.

[@Thenextworldwar]

As a Floridian, I'm rather jealous that Yahtzee managed to surpass all my descriptions of Disney in one comparison.

[@vulturousdruid8796]

That voice crack when he said "130 bucks for the deluxe edition" added to the humor to that

[@stanley1698]

I mean the Zombie mode could be considered a single-player campaign if you play it by yourself, set it to Easy, and squint at it for a bit. Maybe

[@theeternalslayer]

Too bad zombies isnt that fun anymore

[@staysaltybaby]

I love how him talking about the price literally broke his voice.

[@Sanodi21]

I don't think I've heard Yahtzee's voice like that when it came to looking the prices

[@eventyraren]

His reaction at 1:02 is so funny to me.

[@quetzalthegamer]

I don't think he liked it very much.

[@nate_1170]

You can say that about 95% of the games he reviews

[@allooutrick8266]

I disagree with such magnitude that California is currently having an earthquake at the San Andreas fault line. Did you not hear the sheer glee when he found out the deluxe edition cost more than two brand new games? I mean, he was also genuinely amazed at the immense quality of the story the game offered.

[@insaincaldo]

Aaaaaaaand the understatement award goes to..

[@nannerdunlocke1231]

@@nate_1170 Not 95%, he just highlights problems he doesn't like, hence why he's a critic. He enjoyed at most half of the bits of the games.

[@CubiStudios]

God, he nailed the inflections in this video. “130 buck the deluxe version costs!” I recently binge watched all of these and this is definitely his best one yet. Love that he’s still getting better after so long.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

I so loved the voice crack at 1:02.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Same! Such a genuine reaction

[@nickgarcia4810]

It’s so crazy to think I started watching Yahtzee in middle school and here I am back to see what he’s been up to in my freshman year of college. Still love all your videos and glad to see your writing and humor is still the same.

[@Grymbaldknight]

1) Repeatedly calling the game "Cod Blops", even when it's written in the video's title sequence. 2) The voice break while saying "$130" for a multiplayer-only game. Just two of the reasons why ZP remains fresh and hilarious even after a decade. May it reign for another decade more.

[@treyricks7348]

Let's all laugh at the industry that's gonna bleed out battle royals Tee hee hee

[@Kono_Dio-Da]

Yep. They already pretty much bled out zombies.

[@treyricks7348]

And aliens...and even though people ask for it alot, I honestly feel like they have bleed out World war 2. We haven't had a Vitetnam oriented game in a minute unless you count the dlc for far cry 5 and Mafia 3

[@Kono_Dio-Da]

@@treyricks7348 Another thing they bled dry is Self-Aware games. Too many games have the "Ha ha, I'm self aware" trope.

[@Kono_Dio-Da]

@@AndrewChumKaser Well... part of the industry needs to crash, the part that makes you pay an arm and a leg for everything, including online MP. At lease RDR2's MP will be free.

[@treyricks7348]

The industry just needs a restart . Not on an 1980s E.T level, but more like the playstation 2 and xbox era where games where more focused on fun and gameplay and not how much money or resolution a rock face has

[@cathalbrogan140]

Oh my god, literally just made popcorn and now yahtzee's doing a COD video. Can I predict the future?

[@evanswindells5519]

I'm a bit surprised you didn't take a bigger piss out of the fact that a bunch of the maps and operators are ripped from old games, seemingly to try to lure back old fanboys who were scared off when Sledgehammer Games tried to put their own spin on COD in WW2. It kind of feels more like a COD Holiday Special or recap episode than an actual new installment of the series; one that without a campaign of semi-memorable moments will likely fade from memory the moment the next one comes out

[@connorcalder8191]

It reaks of laziness and profiteering, when they released the trailer and said how blackout was comprised of old maps. I was like "so it's just recycled parts from previous games.....so you built nothing just smushed some things together kinda like frankenstein but distinctively less impressive" or words to that effect 😂

[@gibberconfirm166]

@@connorcalder8191 I'm just getting back into games after years of not having a PS4 or good computer, you guys are off. COD maps are LEARNABLE--it's literally the reason it's the biggest multiplayer franchise, if you intuitively know the map, you can dominate, meaning every time you play a map, you get a little better (why they put RPG crap into Modern Warfare, it was mimicking the dynamic so closely). That means "nostalgia" maps are more fun to play for people burnt out on new CODs. It's not a desperate attempt to re-skin content because they're cheap, it's a desperate attempt to appeal to a burnt-out COD fans, because already-learned maps are more fun, because they can dominate on them. Big difference.

[@nathanclark2424]

I just want a ww2 cod that combines the best of all the ww2 cods into one updated game. COD WAW was almost perfect for me, minus there being no British campaign or weapons.

[@nathanclark2424]

@@connorcalder8191 Maybe COD will grow to be sentient one day and try to take revenge on its master and the world.

[@Penningtontj]

@@connorcalder8191 Isn't "Laziness and Profiteering" Activision's motto?

[@sidebola4062]

I love how Yahtzee complains all summer for not having any triple A games to review and when he does they are all trash.

[@Pottedplantofdeath]

I think there's a difference between them being "trash", and them being the "same trash".

[@azzzanadra]

What about spiderman?

[@wintermanthenforcer]

He just couldn't wait to tear apart AAA games.

[@ReleasedHollow]

To be honest that "knock, knock motherfuckers, it's your birthday and the party clown is here" line was pretty damn good.

[@MrVentus91]

That voice crack at 1:03. Well, it's always good to know that a long time lover can still surprise you Yahtz

[@OfficialAshArcher]

1:30 best moment in zero punctuation just about ever

[@leonardrodriguez1501]

Wow. I mean... Just dang. That was brutal even for Yahtzee. I think he just verbally euthanized the whole modern military shooter genre. Good show.

[@grantmiller7257]

Nah, they deserved what they got. If anything its super mild.

[@MrAshCarr]

Yeah this was pretty mild for him. There was a ZP a few weeks ago where you could feel the frustration and exhaustion

[@k.-flynn]

@@MrAshCarr which one?

[@SpiralDownward]

Ash Carruth Was it "Follow the Freeman"?

[@conorburke1999]

@@SpiralDownward "Hunt Down the Freeman". It was 7 months ago. Yahtzee seemed just as pissed with AC Odyssey last week.

[@SuperWolfman9]

1:02 The voice crack on that '130 bucks' was fucking golden.

[@jbkjbk1999]

As Miloard Petrovic said in response to the invasion of Yugoslavia, "The fuck?"

[@Montesama314]

Wait, the "Lost island is purgatory and everyone's dead" thing I thought up years ago as a joke was REAL?

[@chrischris9123]

earliest I've ever been here. Love these videos

[@mrman6035]

Same

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

I love that he referenced the blob fish in a kit Harrington mask I feel like we rarely get continuity like that

[@Romaz3011]

"Sub-subtitle" part aged pretty well

[@smdcuolive6700]

This is one of the funniest starts to your video's in a long time. Real genuine belly laughs from someone following you longer than I care to remember. EDIT: Only 1.10 seconds in

[@sieve5]

Love the Twitch stream, Escapist!

[@Haruhater]

One of your best reviews this year!

[@scoob6505]

4:09 loved the delivery on this line, never change Yahtzee!

[@egirlsareruiningmylife]

1:47 we've got to start an album of out-of-context yatzee screenshots

[@nifty5799]

COD is a ripoff of Cod Fishing Simulator

[@Andri474]

I prefer tuna.

[@SecondDon]

@@Andri474 Blasphemy

[@amigaman9433]

I like to think COD is a fishing related metaphor for Activision to fish the money out of your wallet...

[@CharlieDBrown]

What a spectacularly dated reference. I had forgotten that game even existed. If you google it, Google apparently doesn't think it ever existed.

[@matthintz9468]

"Ho, ho! Yahtzee! I can see why they say you are the funny one!"

[@jcace13]

I swear these videos are the most consistently brilliant things on KZbin.

[@hazama0634]

I can't wait for cod blops V with a open world with crafting and resource management mechanics... I guarantee there going to do that at somr point

[@caylecox3347]

To be honest I only had fun in the tutorial, purely because of captain insecure.

[@terner1234]

Does that mean you paid for this?

[@caylecox3347]

@@terner1234 I rented it, so I kinda did

[@malcolmfitzgerald6801]

It's strange how comforting your videos are.

[@torn180]

Yahtzee's voice breaking when he said the price was the best thing is this review

[@pb19111]

I watch this video just to hear "$130?!?!"

[@ladyofthesith1943]

I have a seething hatred of games that have no story.

[@shizuwolf]

Jon Locke like overwatch?

[@Kikiclark42]

@@shizuwolf Overwatch has a story, what are you talking about

[@tyrus1235]

I think the biggest problem is not the lack of story, but rather the pretentiousness that there is some sort of story, but it's buried deep beneath six layers of BS and in the end it's not really that good of a story at all

[@markwashington5128]

Who are these people buying COD for the story? Read a book! Better chance of a quality story. Cod is for multiplayer. Shoot some folks turn it off. WTF.

[@Zathren]

@@Kikiclark42 Have you played the game? Or only read all the comics and watched the 10 minute cinematics? Because if you've done the latter, I can understand the confusion. But Overwatch, the game, doesn't have a story. It's one of the reasons I waited almost a full year to buy it.

[@Grizzly4damz]

The steam reviews bit at 1:10 had me actually LOL, 100% true

[@Retrocidal]

Yay another video havent seen one in a bit

[@leedonghae668]

5:10 yahtzee is pretty good at summing up things

[@Mathmachine]

I'm actually surprised to see this review considering there's no singleplayer and Yahtzee's normal aversion to multiplayer.

[@writergirl923]

That voice crack is so fucking funny. I've been watching these reviews for years, and that's the most genuine shock Yahtzee has ever done.

[@xiphosura413]

'a hundred anᵈ ᵗʰⁱrᵗʸ ᵇᵘᶜkˢ ᵗhe deluxe version costs!' Perfect

[@bananasean5145]

Xbox has user reviews as well and as it stands Blops 4 has 2 at out 5 stars.

[@bananasean5145]

@@JaelinBezel if there are enough idiots to buy it there are enough idiots to give it 5 stars.

[@balar8757]

@@bananasean5145 The Xbox community is really toxic at the moment anyway, like it is every other 5 months. You can't take the Xbox user ratings seriously

[@bananasean5145]

@@balar8757 I think the general population is overall toxic but as someone who likes to read user reviews you just have to filter out the logical people from the trash. Its usually obvious within their first couple of words.

[@Ranar14]

This is why I haven't bought a COD game since BO3...and that was even on sale.

[@Rhlgull1331]

1:32 reminds me of Garth Marengi’s Darkplace

[@boundbythecurve]

Idk what it was about this episode, but your jokes were even better than normal. And your episodes lately have been great, so that's really saying something. Good shit Yahtzee.

[@dr.cakeeater3329]

3:41 Papyrus...?

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Nothing more spooky than a Yahtzee review

[@senbontorii2680]

Haven't I seen you before?

[@Gwolfsoun]

Hey Yahtzee don't know if you know about DragonCon in Atlanta Georgia during Labor Day weekend but I would definitely go to listen to you harp on/irritatedly complain about video games and life for an hour at a panel. Been a long time fan since back when Escapist was United and y'all had your own EscapistCon. Keep up the good work man I know it can't be easy!

[@MoodyMMA]

0:58 I saw this part coming and it was so funny

[@aidaspelikis4230]

Cant wait for Red Dead Redemption review

[@BoostedMonkey05]

Well you're gonna have to wait because next week is an indie game that is so good that it'll probably get into the top 5... I am not joking... Escapist website is phone accessible now so you can watch videos as the come out

[@gorgardmw222]

Thank god Yahtzee isn't ballhugin this crap like most video game journalists.

[@markwashington5128]

Cuz it's in to hate COD...he. These types of games aren't for Yahtzee. He says it all the time.

[@ChestOfDoom]

@@markwashington5128 He liked cod 4 you muppet, its just that they've been consistently shit since, he also said that he doesnt ''not like shooters'' he loves shooters, he hates cod

[@PikaLink91]

Umm he bashes all the games he talks about, that’s kinda his stick.

[@ChestOfDoom]

@@PikaLink91 shtick

[@SPANZERTV]

Spunk gargle wee wee is the term we use for this.

[@cil-6350]

Still great to hear his rants!

[@ImusakHctividar]

I've never hears such variation in Yahtzee's voice before. This was quite the vid!

[@dakotamcintire7419]

Sounds like a strong contender for this years bottom/blandest 5.

[@amilyester]

Yes, theyre so bland they don't even need a spot on said list.

[@alexanderbaldwin1298]

Unfortunately, I doubt the reviews would be “Mostly Negative” on steam.

[@grantmiller7257]

Zombies would be. Almost as bad of a roll out as Revelations. Easter Eggs are a big deal to the fan base and they were unplayable because they were bugged to shit. Game would just randomly crash. Plus, charging full price for an immitation of fortnite/pubg is kinda upsetting for how blatant of a cash grab it is. It would almost definitely be mostly negative because even the 12 yo's know they are being conned for the price.

[@stever8961]

Go see user scores on metacritic, and think what steam might have looked like.

[@WhippleNut]

Even if it wasn't mostly negative, I'd say it would be a very light mixed at best.

[@ivandekad7249]

Yahtzee doing the "most insecure man ever" narration is something I never knew I needed in my life, desperately want more of, and will probably never get again.

[@TheAdarkerglow]

Ha! Previously unknown sub-basement with pigs rutting. Nice Lovecraft reference.

[@takuansoho5836]

So it really reflects politics these days... **They just don't even try anymore.**

[@FO18L]

"... and it still works because idiots"

[@joespicer2154]

The game does, that quote doesn't. Politicians try very hard to appeal to a wide array of very base instincts (Greed, fear, laziness beyond reading an excess of 140 characters...can you guess what country I live in yet?) by stealing from every crack and crevice that offers anything to anyone that expects anything more substantial from life; therefore attracting the lowest human denominator. Edit: Oh, and totally off-topic, but did you know that, in one Nigerian dialect, they have a slang term for "gullible idiot" that's been used for several years: "maga." Prophetic, no?

[@joespicer2154]

@@terradraca Care to make any more utterly baseless accusations there, champ? Go ahead and copy/paste every instance I advocated... well... ANYTHING about giving myself anything at all in my reply from two hours ago. Oh, hahaha, right... you can't do that any more than you could form a valid accusation. Since you want to bring up economics, though.... "people who want to keep money are greedy as opposed to improving the world we live in".... Yes, that's a large part of "greed". Go figure, you can spell that out just fine and yet, irony aside, you completely have any idea what "generosity" is. By all means, keep typing your impotent ad hominem attacks at me....you're only managing to say far more about yourself than you can about me.

[@joespicer2154]

@Bozo Clown That was really uncalled for, man. I hate Trumpanzees as much as the next guy (who is also capable of forming rational thought).... but, just throwing empty race-related insults at them is not going to make anything better.

[@menosay1912]

Trumpanzee? Wow, how mature. So, who was your candidate? The multimillionaire socialist who talks about wealth redistribution from his three mansions when he is not being chased off his own stage by mouthy activists who just march in off the street? Or maybe the "they are super predators" woman mentored by a KKK leader who has fought against gay marriage and openly attacked assault victims? I'll stick with Trump thank you very much.

[@chrischris9123]

What kind of game would you get if you watched all of Yahtzee's videos and 1) Avoided all the tropes he criticizes 2) Executed all of the things he praises?

[@JimRFF]

Portal

[@Carlos-ln8fd]

Dark Souls, Shadow of the Colossus, Bioshock, Just Cause 2, Saints Row 2, Half Life, list goes on forever

[@DeaconCobbanBossaru9000]

a prince of persia sequel where you play a flying disembodied breast, while fighting giant alien colossal monsters with a portal gun. Topped off with a wacky gta criminal sandbox, a completely depressing story and ballbusting difficulty. We also can't forget the horror elements with masterful symbolism and atmospheric pacing to make the giant alien monsters represent the main characters personality flaws that they dread. Then it needs to have one or two secret stages with 1000 enemies, that just leaves a few creative weapons like a slingshot that shoots bears, with the only objective being to kill everything... oh and every level has to have a secret jetpack in it

[@johncameron1935]

I feel like he isn't entirely consistent in his praise and critique. You'd run into contradictions, probably.

[@johncameron1935]

@@frogglen6350 I didn't say he was wrong for having contradictions in his praise and critique. I was replying to the thread as a whole. Context is important.

[@francesco8000]

The voice crack when he read the price tag was pretty epic.

[@pumpkinpiemassacre6799]

I love your intro!

[@sgthop]

Where's the outro? Some of the best comedy is in the end credits, and it's cut out? The fuck?

[@welcometotheoverlook5421]

You should do a metroid prime retro review

[@graceliu8839]

Clash Pro He’s already reviewed that

[@welcometotheoverlook5421]

@@graceliu8839 where?

[@BoostedMonkey05]

@@graceliu8839 you're thinking of samus returns

[@theeternalslayer]

Metroid prime trilogy already been done

[@BoostedMonkey05]

@@theeternalslayer No it wasnt

[@mr-century]

Haven’t watched zero punctuation since about the release of Prey, glad to see he’s still kickin and making good content unlike our other unnamed ex-escapist alumni

[@supersasukemaniac]

If Yahtze does a Classic Review he needs to do Delta Force Black Hawk Down. I think he would love to see the role-reversal of the US Army being the outmatched force.

[@grumpyunclenick205]

Since when did you review only multiplayer games

[@twoeleven7840]

Totally Accurate Battlegrounds A Way Out Fortnight Player Unknowns Battlegrounds Overwatch Battleborn Alone in the Dark: Illumination Friday the 13th: The Game Star Wars Battlefront Grand Theft Auto Online Evolve The Elder Scrolls Online Titanfall F.E.A.R. 3 DC Universe Online World of Warcraft

[@insaincaldo]

@@twoeleven7840 You keeping a list kinda just enforces the rule, it's not unbreakable, but your list is not that extensive.

[@CinosTheHedgehog2000]

@@insaincaldo he still answered your question, dumbass

[@druzetitomitisekunemo727]

Dont realy get the jocke with Milorad Petrović, I mean we were sorounded by fasicst from all sides, expecting peace is like expecting a ubisoft game not to be boring

[@druzetitomitisekunemo727]

@@raphaelambrosiuscosteau7807 well thers a reason he gave up soo early(the official one, not the partizans), he knew it would happen and that there was no chanche of winig when souraunded. Also: "Sjećaš li se draga, Kraljevića Petra Ostavio zemlju Na nogama o vjetra" Love the song

[@druzetitomitisekunemo727]

@@Wveth no offense but, my problem is with the fact that "the fuck" wasnt his reaction, his reaction was "(sigh) well fuck", he knew it would happen, thats why the peace was signed soo early.

[@BucketOfFuk]

@@druzetitomitisekunemo727 it was a joke, dude

[@josephblum7445]

1:48 might have been one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this channel

[@coltoncarreras6694]

Bin watching him since his fable review I thinks that first time I ever heard him break his voice when he said 130 bucks.

[@thatoneguy-7387]

I swear you basically described the story of TF2.

[@tsmith0187]

Nah at least TF2 came with a comic

[@MrAbawmidabull]

And it's been free for years now

[@jon9828]

And the characters in TF2 have distinctly separate visual styes and vastly different approaches to gameplay at all phases of the match.

[@MultiNoname999]

That one guy - was honestly waiting for a joke like “so basically tf2 with less interesting characters” when he described the whole battling infinite clones of themselves thing.

[@SecondDon]

and its not shit

[@thegreatcalvinio]

*It’s time for the battle royales to end...*

[@Kombatwombat]

I love how Yhatzee's voice drops when he said "$130 bucks" like hes just been kicked in the balls.

[@ImTopin]

1:02 Wow, Yahtzee's voice just shifted the most upward I have ever heard it go.

[@Kazymedic]

That Lost spoiler though!!!

[@allooutrick8266]

Honestly, I might go watch Lost now. The whole premise of being a confused viewer turned me off from the show. If that's true, then I can happily watch and observe with that as a context.

[@andrewchapman2039]

Had to pause and laugh for a minute. A hundred and thirty bucks for a wank game with less good in it than Westminster? Hilarious.

[@Tylericous]

I have been enjoying it. Really love the standard multiplayer and zombies, and blackout is fun too. Put in a lot of time so far

[@JokerPoker5RP]

whenever i see zero punctuation on my youtube subscriptions tab i get very happy lol

[@Conargle]

At the risk of sounding like a pretentious ass, I too enjoyed the tutorials the most because of Captain "Woods" Insecure, since he was my favourite character in the entire black ops series next to Reznov. But the second I heard him say "that was lit" in the tutorial I immediately gave up enjoying him because they reduced his character to nothing but "hey look we brought him back somehow because black ops and now he talks like the cool kids" and that's when it dawned on me that the entire game is basically just "look at me I can appeal to everything in current gaming culture too and I'm going to try and do it better and use a well established series to try and pull in old fans while we run it into the ground because _memes_"

[@elbeano1721]

Conargle ThAt WaS lIt AF!!

[@battlion507]

Basically the "How do you do, fellow kids" meme.

[@Zathren]

Bless you and your opinions Yahtzee. As long as you're apart of Escapist, I'm not going anywhere.

[@lutherholayeahme7449]

Sadly I have a feeling that as soon as he gets his girlfriend pregnant he will be scarce

[@MichaelTheRead]

When even Ben Croshaw's voice is cracking, you KNOW you done goof'd.

[@supershadow102007]

Can't wait to see when he does a video of the new MW