CALL OF JUAREZ: BOUND IN BLOOD (Zero Punctuation)

[@NoTimeNoEffort]

Ironically, Call of Juarez 1 did have a button to quote the bible. Seriously. You equip it and babble verses from it, while shooting men in the face with the other hand.

[@BurninAss]

Scrapjack sounds like being a soldier.

[@tachanka107]

+Scrapjack "Thou shalt not kill." *BANG*

[@MicrowaveBackground]

+LDub01031994 Felt like Sam Jackson in pulp fiction. "and you will know MY NAME IS THE LORD" only way cooler coz its the old west

[@legion999]

it was very appropriate for the archetype

[@HaydenX]

+Scrapjack If that isn't an allegory for the history of Christian politics, I don't know what is.

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

It's hilarious to think that this is the only time Yahtzee has ever celebrated a milestone, despite the fact that I'm pretty sure he's getting close to 500 videos by now. And this is the only time we've ever heard the full version of the theme song. I love it, largely because the montage of one strategically-selected frame from every video he'd done up to this point wonderfully illustrates the delightful out-of-context randomness of Yahtzee's personal universe.

[@anirudh3163]

707 videos as of May 2021.

[@mozxz]

its a bit hard to that for 600+ videos , unless you replay the full theme 6 times......

[@EezySeven]

And ZP is over as of November 2023.

[@iim4xii129]

I've only JUST seen the post-credits bit... Never knew about it.

[@Wandergirl108]

Does anyone else fall in love when the middle bit of the ZP theme music that normally doesn't get played actually plays? I swear, my heart soars during that part…

[@ThePublicDominion]

It's a pretty sweet guitar solo, I'll grant you that.

[@weirdTedE91]

I wish they'd use it more often!

[@greywalker505]

Yo!

[@matthayward7889]

Wandergirl108 played at .75 speed it’s metal as fuck too!

[@Penningtontj]

"Why do I have to go along with this? Why can't I just press a button marked 'Fuck off' that makes my idiot brother sneak up behind them and smash a chair over their head?" Honestly this question is applicable to almost all aspects of life...

[@leinadlink]

BOY! This video is ancient. It's amazing how time flies..... Crap, now I noticed that I'm getting old and that death is coming closer. Better spend the time that I have left watching zero punctuation videos.

[@KingOhmni]

+Leinad “leinadlink” link Entropy is a bitch right?

[@InfiniteEscuro]

Watching a series of videos is anything but disorder...

[@jaket2734]

Well… damn.

[@GarretsShadow]

I like that in Call of Juarez: Gunslinger you don't have to be fair in the duels anymore, you can literally just pull out your gun and shoot them at any time

[@NarwhalEntertainment]

Yeah, there was a duel in the first game that pissed me off for that. "Oh, you can't draw first! That's cheating! Fail!" But... BUT THERE'S TWO OF THEM!

[@peppermillers8361]

@@NarwhalEntertainment to be fair, the first game also let you dodge bullets.

[@iamcalsen]

That theme song....omg that was sexy.

[@droylajarhirthefelinethief81]

What theme song?

[@InfiniteEscuro]

The full version of the intro/outro that plays at the end?

[@droylajarhirthefelinethief81]

The Darkness I am an idiot. I asked the question before watching the video and then I forgot to delete it afterwards.

[@InfiniteEscuro]

George stamatakis You may as well have painted a taget on your arse and bent over, then, given how the internet is.

[@droylajarhirthefelinethief81]

+The Darkness True that, mate. True that.

[@haydenrfroehlich7081]

HOW THE HELL DID YAHTZEE MAKE ME AFRAID OF BOXERS WITH GOOGLY EYES!!!

[@encore_y]

fuck me, that was scary tbh, didn't expect it

[@MasterReasonOSR]

I like to think that all of these animations happened to Yahtzee in real life and that the montage at the end was the single greatest experience ever undertaken by the human mind.

[@marvincool3744]

Wow I never realized how well it works when you put the COJ and RDR cases side by side, with John Marston and Ray aiming their guns at each other!

[@Hgamern]

10 years later I still drop by this video because of the full theme song, and the "This may surprise you, but..."-line

[@r_r_rye2441]

Seeing all the pieces from previous episodes out of context added a whole new humor to them.

[@Jake_Eyes]

Thanks four the warning.

[@ClassicPro2014]

haha

[@Zergosmuahaha]

3:58 This gotta be the smoothest animation in the history of zp

[@christopherhicklin]

Wow those are some rapey chairs.

[@ploppman7524]

3:58 smooth moves.

[@regnillawindblade5153]

From the start of these videos, I could never tell if the Imps are supposed to be good, evil, or just Yahtzee's assistants, but hell, they are hilarious.

[@15oClock]

Ah, if only they knew. We've largely forgotten about Call of Juarez in favor of Red Dead Redemption's massive profile.

[@carterreed5531]

This video is the best way to show why we all love you Yahtzee.

[@Neptunequeen42]

4:10 Yes, yes it did surprise me.

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Do the little black spiked things have a name? I always assumed they were called imps.

[@MatheusSantos-vl4jx]

Psychokinetic Rocky they are called imps because of the darkness demo Review (they look similar to the imps in that game)

[@Changetheling]

"...if they can avoid drooling onto the controller long enough to formulate an opinion". Spot on.

[@jacobhaggis]

I love how everything from 4:55 onwards makes piss all sense out of context

[@emberd-l795]

It’s funny how he though red dead redemption might not have been as good as this game and yet it turned out to be one of the best games ever and no one has even heard of this game he’s reviewing.

[@EdgyShooter]

I've always thought the little guy looked like the old android creature 😂

[@GalaxyGuy12]

It's fine if you don't like the showdown minigame because you have to anticipate the bell, but keep in mind that that's kinda what you're supposed to do in a western showdown. You don't just sit around twiddling your thumbs while the clock ticks, and react whenever you hear the bell, because you'll be too slow. It's actually kinda like being in a band; you don't sit around waiting for your part to come up, and THEN react and start playing, because you'll be lagging behind and ruining the song.

[@gordonbelowfranklin1607]

I love Peter molyneux's head

[@ezekielmartin4323]

I love giving Peter Molineux head

[@Dreamerx47]

the ending was so sad ;__; truly masterfull writing im touched

[@WAAAAAAADE]

1:41 pretty much explains how I played.

[@brianforsyth2225]

Wow not one comment about the jumpscare at the end.

[@starkiller0219]

+Brian Forsyth I thought you were lieing but then i got jump scared

[@brianforsyth2225]

I thought this video was already old enough everyone had seen it, my bad.

[@trannyfragrance]

Ikr?

[@IVEGOTPEEINMYEYE]

+Brian Forsyth I have the feeling most people stop watching when the credits roll. I like to stick around for the end message bit.

[@VF.Milagre]

That wasn't really a jumpscare it was just a really annoying sound with the image of a butt with eyes.

[@ClingyParasite]

i would really wanna play the priest, sounds like honest fun. qouting the bible to every dead body you come across and piss of the other two players for taking your time

[@BurningDogFace]

I understand in the original Call of Juarez, you play as a gun-toting priest who can duel-wield the Bible and a revolver at the same time, making your enemies hesitate by shouting Bible verses at them.

[@ClingyParasite]

BurningDogFace with the catchphrase Let my gun guide the way, to gods domain.

[@viewtifuljoe4412]

Ezekiel 25:17

[@BFedie518]

Orphan Sypueria "And Shepherds we shall be for thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. Our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

[@BFedie518]

Points for anyone who knows what that's from.

[@22Sorino]

Say what you want, but Yahtzee has more fun with games than we do.

[@nerdyvids1]

I actually only played Ray on my first (and so far only) playthrough, he just seemed like a more interesting character and I am a sucker for dual wielding any kind of gun. Being able to drop 10 guys in less than 2 seconds is also nice.

[@MisterBork]

The age pre-Red Dead Redemption.

[@hyperpirate357]

OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S how the openning sequence ACTUALLY sounds!?! now i feel bad about constantly skipping over it

[@Murdocnen]

"THE ASS...OH GOD...IT'S BACK TELL MY WIFE I L-" The transmission ends there.

[@Batou667]

The video in which Zahtzee speculates that Call of Juarez could be a better game than Red Dead Redemption. How quaint.

[@iamthechanceman]

"So where were all those protective indian spirits when the smallpox blankets were being handed around, eh" LOL truth

[@MrTomoshibi]

Those pants are an SCP.

[@Dr_Hayabusa]

I liked his video for the theme song. It's pretty kickass

[@CB-sv2bm]

I hope he does something special for episode 500 since we're coming up on it

[@jackgiggal]

Loads video. Looks at comments. Turns volume down. Gets through the video. Laughs .Alot. Nothing happens. Relaxs a little. Turns volume back up. Goes to change pants

[@islagkage15963]

well re-watching every sodding episode so far on this playlist have made me think in yatzhee´s voice.

[@obsoletebossk]

YES! YES! THE FINAL YAHTZEE VIDEO! IVE WATCHED THEM ALL!

[@DiamanteGaming]

I watched this right after the little big planet review. The music made me stay to the very end, again. Another sleepless night it seems..

[@Squirreltreegaming]

The picturres at the theme genuinley made me laugh.

[@haydon1825]

I always forget about that bit at the end of the sing, and it always makes me laugh.

[@Torguish]

Yahtzee saying ''FACK OFF'' makes me tingle and feel all warm and fuzzy. :3

[@TheFryBoy1]

I think what he was saying was that Ray was just a generic shooter character, while Thomas had a lot of abilities that made him unique and more fun to play as, and i agree. I had a lot of fun playing as Thomas than i did as Ray

[@Randomizer903]

ok guys. YOU DON'T NEED TO TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN! yes there's a loud beep, but it isn't until the last 3 seconds of the video! it's safe to watch the rest at full volume. there! that's something none of the other top comments told you guys now isn't it?: WHEN the beep shows up.

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

I think it was the Soul Calibre IV game, he was talking about how you can design your own character but can only use established fighting styles, meaning you're essentially re-skinning an existing character.

[@terbaltbrony1567]

5:59 goodbye hearing!

[@davidgerrard216]

Marston and Ray on Red Dead and Call of Juarez's box art look like they're about to kill each other.

[@tonic42069]

it"s 7 am and I am extremely tired but ffor some reason I cant stop watching.

[@The2econd3vil3xes]

"...and no, for some reason, I cannot pronounce _HHWAUREZ_ any other way..." Skip ahead two years to the sequel review and this problem has fixed itself.

[@bigrigjoe5130]

He seemed so much happier back then

[@solittleusernames]

They...Are...staring...into...MY SOUL!!

[@TheMayorofSpace]

noone told me that it was at the very end, so i watched the whole video holding my earbuds about an inch away from my head.

[@yoshicoto888]

Thank you. I am being 1,200% sincere because I absolutely HATE it when people ruin parts of the video I'm about to watch by voting a comment that just quotes part of the video so that everyone gets to see what the video was going to say with less enthusiasm and making everything generally more shit. So thank you for just saying 'the part at the end' because at the time of writing this, I have not watched the video and am very excited to see it unruined :D

[@raiderxs1570]

Hope he does something like this in the future... As in episode trophy number. He always keeps the episodes great ^•¥

[@mattfleming2287]

Been binging on your stuff ......great content but you owe a lot to that theme song. It’s probably the best intro I’ve ever heard. It never annoys me. The edit is perfect......the tune is badass. Ian should get a portion because he lets everyone binge your content. Good for you giving it a full play!

[@ShawnValsean]

Lol the beep at the end was quiet, thanks Turtle Beach

[@Mafia200100]

I also really enjoyed the duels. Never lost a single one. I also always played as Ray, and I really have no idea what Yahtzee is on about when he says Ray is useless... But I did prefer it when I went back and did it as Thomas.

[@epicsheepgamer7002]

So that's the complete theme song + fuck that jumpscare!

[@CrazierWinter35]

It said that, anyone who don't jump out of you're set and instead lathe at it, they might be a psychopath, well I be damn'd, i'm a psychopath. is it possiple to get a hat.

[@epicsheepgamer7002]

crazierwinter35 Do you mean Yathzee's fedora hat?

[@CrazierWinter35]

EpicSheepGamer maybe thare's a chice. (yes).

[@1pieceisdareasoniliv]

do do you want to try that sentence again

[@epicsheepgamer7002]

lreinirz No thanks, I'm good :)

[@fingerguns420]

"Why can't i just press a button marked 'fuck off!' and get my brother to throw a chair at you!" haha!

[@Alias457]

It's a recap with a screen from each of the episodes up to this one.

[@AlcoholRabbit]

I always chose Ray because I like the voice actor, he takes more damage (Crucial on the hardest difficulty) and he was just as accurate. Thomas mainly allowed you to use the bow and arrow and throwing knives, items I didn't dick around with when in gunfights.

[@DankSquid]

just all of his videos...then watching them again

[@MrAntiBrent]

Most commonly said words on Yahtzee's videos: "Just one more"

[@CynicalApathyGames]

I love the full theme song.

[@thenewmase]

3:58 dont know why i laugh at how he turn the control

[@xXHellroaring10kXx]

After watching this ill never look at my chair in the same way...

[@valsauramaa5817]

The theme song is unsurprisingly badass.

[@KillerOrca]

That is actually a really epic theme song.

[@TheFryBoy1]

I absolutely love this game. One of my favorite shooters cause the characters are so well done, shooting is very fun and the story is very fun to follow. and i guess i was the only one who enjoyed the duels

[@Ferno642]

Even with all the warnings and my volume turned down, the beep at the end still kinda scared me 0.o

[@VagueDrake]

The theme song is actually very, very nice...

[@geekygoggles628]

Considering I'm watching this series backward from your 436th video in 2016 those images at the end were completely out of context and I'm currently laughing my arse to space. XD

[@chatchat102]

DAMMIT. Those shorts get me every time.

[@ianmckellen6783]

4:07 JESUS. H. CHRIST! *falls off chair*

[@Lurifaks707]

So the theme song isn't just a stump! I like it!

[@Klishar122]

Best ending ever.

[@hardmodefbl]

Easily the BEST of the Call of Juarez games and one of the BEST 1st person shooters I've played.

[@92RedRevolver]

I was thinking exactly the same thing at the same time, think I'm going to take that as a sign and get some sleep... after one more of course

[@zxinsWorld]

Oh my, I forgot how good these old ones are.

[@Nokande]

Reference to his dance when he reviewed Little Big Planet.

[@zamio1]

That beep broke one ear of my headphones.

[@ianbowden3370]

Has he reviewed Call of Juarez Gunslingers?

[@theepicduck6922]

nope

[@RabidPixel]

You wouldn't expect a British person to know about Ty the Tasmanian Tiger

[@CloudedGaurdian]

... I didn't know the theme song was that awesome...

[@DanteKami1]

those little imp buggers are so cute!

[@DemonOfRazgriz4]

Lol the pants with eyes XD

[@superjchamma]

This game's cover system is fantastic. I would recommend this game just for that.

[@MaxDeriPodUser]

That last thing made my right hand feel like it got electrocuted.

[@coryzilla123]

Damn, i was wearing headphones. that beep scared the crap outta me.

[@killeroverdrive]

Best. Montage. Ever

[@Ch1Frequency]

I speak Spanish and for some reason, when I speak English I say it the same way as Yahtzee does. If I was from Juarez, I would be like: -Where are you from? -From HWAH-REZ city.

[@Artifex9989]

You know what's really hysterical? You, haha. Fanboys are so funny. I love how you are taking this so personal.

[@Achanarr]

I wouldn't expect most of the population of everywhere to know much about Ty. ^^

[@jaytd9393]

It has returned! Hide! The Googly Bum has come to reap our souls!!!!!