Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)

[@colossalidiot]

Carson's entire channel is just one big moment where youre doing an overnight with your buddies, its really late so everything is funny, and laughter makes you laugh

[@BananaPoodle2]

Mega Blaziken 64 thats exactly what it is

[@ellagracefolden6803]

iTulppa Im8iimmimmkimmimmimmmikmmkm8mkmiikmmmkim8mm8mmkmimim’8mmkmm8mkm8iki’@ o ,!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,N😂m8mim8mim8mikmi8imkmikimkimkmikimkimkimkmikmikmiimmikimkmiikmiikmikkm8imimikikmiim8iimmk8mikimkimikimiikimmikimkimkmik

[@smolbean1212]

Speaking from experience

[@colossalidiot]

@@smolbean1212 yes

[@benjaminpressley802]

Mega Blaziken 64 I relate

[@Fake-di4ex]

Carson’s wheeze is like when my vacuum gets stuck on the carpet.

[@alexlolbye42]

carson's wheeze sounds like a pig

[@big_-guy102]

Goat mode

[@littlebeasty5839]

ShmhmhmhmHMNNNNNNNNNNN

[@yuna3775]

FakeRealEstate no

[@Fake-di4ex]

🙏

[@vasilee4629]

ok so i thought i watched this for 5 minutes but then i look at the time and ive been watching for 1 hour ok

[@somestupidtwat.]

I thought i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins and i looked at the time and i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins

[@vasilee4629]

@@somestupidtwat. thats kinda deep vro

[@kenntonontrac186]

Your pfp is from the snail girl video?

[@vasilee4629]

@@kenntonontrac186 yes

[@vasilee4629]

@@kenntonontrac186 sorry for being 6 months late

[@rhyspieces9159]

We love carson, all my homies love carson

[@stinky6521]

Rhys Lee truly

[@somewhat_human]

we dont love carson, all my homies hate carson

[@stinky6521]

paid smiley ok

[@BowieIsAfraid]

paid smiley Your point

[@nicopadilla8544]

paid smiley bruh they don’t know the meme

[@coder22331]

7:20 CallMeCarson was struck so hard by the missile that the audio cut out

[@iwaswatchingyoutube5345]

Cody Roder ok good. So I’m not the only one

[@jundies171]

Dogs Butthole

[@ItsSunee]

thank god i thought i was fucking crazy

[@simulacra7885]

damn depressor mk2s

[@marisa810]

i started talking out loud to make sure i hadnt just gone deaf

[@KAIsibs]

This vid should be renamed to "Carson wheezing for 1 hour and 20 minutes"

[@sarayang1695]

"Carson & Co. Exuding Oxygen from Their Trachea while Making High Pitched , Short, Redundant Screeches for 80 Minutes and 7 Seconds"

[@nutty_rickrolled_mikey]

Lol I agree 😂

[@Cr1msoNGD]

His laugh could be a whole channel on its own

[@Tzfocus]

And 8 seconds

[@ellla_candle]

KAIsibs Does Gaming i didnt even realize it was 1 hour and 20 minutes

[@cheezit2348]

man this carson guy is pretty funny, he should have a youtube channel

[@mei2018]

Ahahha giofilms

[@1ksubsforpewdiepie580]

Yeah I would subscribe

[@m.huseinaqilah1717]

BuT yOu'Re WaTcHiNg HiS cHaNnEl RiGhT nOw!!

[@Ahmed77330]

@@m.huseinaqilah1717 Reverse woosh alert

[@dtoskar]

Sammy your so sensitive

[@idostuff5169]

11:44 “Imagine your parents giving you a number in your name.” Elon: X Æ A-12

[@lilthroatx]

Discord bot X Æ Aii

[@ConnorButCool]

xd Defaulto no the last is Xii

[@Hibernathan05]

Pronounced Kayelle

[@MusketManic]

Oi

[@alexortlieb3434]

Le4che

[@CallMeCarson]

btw I tried to make this more than just reposting old content by including unreleased footage, second channel videos, and videos from my friend's channels that you may not have seen before, so even if you've seen every video on my main channel there should still be some new stuff in here for you! EDIT: THE AUDIO CUTS AROUND 7:19 TO 7:29 SO JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION THERE

[@chumzeek9982]

Epuc

[@ericreyes5047]

yeet

[@KnightSlasher]

So guys we did it

[@lordvaughn1525]

Carson when have’s million subs

[@Michael-wn7er]

Thank you for that. Im still gonna harass you with my signs tho -foreskindoggo

[@bisaillonchloe]

I love Carson so much, he’s literally just the most carefree person ever. He just finds a way to make pretty much anything funny and even though I’m just watching him view images or videos, it’s the funniest and most fascinating thing on KZbin. Keep it up Carson. And may you reach an even farther milestone.

[@sugsy7077]

Chloe The stupid that is why you are stooupid

[@Akyeo]

ur moother is guieyyyy haha noob lol

[@LorenzosGalaxy]

Same I am left beef gang 4our L1fe and also subscribe to pewdiepie

[@mig3666]

He doesn't smoke weed tho

[@themelancholia]

@@sugsy7077 meanie

[@aiden.real.]

The video should have ended with “thank you for watching Carson’s very cool montage”

[@paranoul]

no it shouldn't of

[@spiritedbot3051]

Lol I get the reference. @m.m.m.m ur a simp btw

[@demonicflames1678]

AwesomeDudes ok well he’s still a simp

[@ilikethefedorahat3461]

It truly was something special. A joyful journey filled with charismatic characters, hilarious bits, nostalgic moments all packed in the funniest way possible. I will never forget how impactful this channel was on my life, it actually helped me a lot in rough times, it changed my humor for the better (or for the worse), it made me realize how wonderful is to have friends. I cannot say I am happy on how it ended, I would have much preferred a bittersweet video to announce the ending of these many collaborations, than a series of backstabs and unpleasent news but at least we had the opportunity to watch this wonderful and always unpredictable show. I do know that now Carson has started streaming again and Schlatt, Charlie and Ted have a podcast, but everytime I watch them I feel something strange it's just not the same anymore. It feels like the entirety of youtube has changed after the allegations. Nothing feels as lighthearted and funny as before and I feel miserable about it. I hope something will change some day, but until then, I wish everyone a successful life.

[@Toloposki]

same for me man, sounds very cringe but this actually changed my life

[@Landayne]

amazing comment. pretty much hit the nail on how i feel about this video.

[@theholynut8598]

53:42 "spell poor," C-A-R-S-O-N "... correct"

[@theholynut8598]

...how have I gotten 100 likes for just writing down a quote in the video? Not complaining but still...

[@Only_Yours_]

I understand nothing I come back to the discord spelling bee at like 4 in the morning sometimes, just for a good laugh

[@theholynut8598]

@@Only_Yours_ ...nito

[@Im_JoeCool]

.

[@Im_JoeCool]

you put the timestamp wrong, but i still get it; not liking tho

[@tq7013]

14:23 “Make your joke!” “This better be excellent.” Joke: *I-*

[@platynowygarnek8333]

-, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream.

[@actualrockhuman8171]

Wha-

[@lotto5498]

Hey. That's pretty good!

[@aestheticbitch7908]

Aye I saw that one

[@jeevanlizardi671]

Cargskin

[@demdem4493]

9:04 "are your parents still together?" "yes" "oh he didn't tell me that.."

[@xawrkyy]

i lost it at "MAN EATS A CHILD"

[@GalaxyLandon]

The last comment before the allegations... i reward you with a like.

[@josephkony3993]

have you found it yet

[@xawrkyy]

@@GalaxyLandon thank u kind sir

[@xawrkyy]

@@thechazzler8934 yessirrr

[@FunnyLittleApe]

its the snack that smiles back :D

[@stillloading1397]

I swear, you guys have found a way to be high without doing drugs.

[@5uperM]

It's called life.

[@Dr34mC4tch3r]

abeem 129 I actually wanna see that

[@sKadazhnief]

Who said they're not on drugs?

[@stillloading1397]

@@sKadazhnief 😆😆 I stand corrected, they're (probably) high.

[@TheAlvinStudios]

@@sKadazhnief raccooneggs on the misfits podcast

[@ouzalu]

Racc: He is just laughing at the guys name Also Racc: *wheezes at Le'4che*

[@raweggs4925]

Percival • LE’4CHE WAS FUNNY RACOON EGGS HAS GOOD HUMOR

[@crunchiesjl]

Le'5che

[@ackrat704]

Le’6che

[@emlily]

Le’8che

[@ashishere771]

Le'9che

[@strayble]

carson, finding your channel was a great experience. your laugh is contagious, your sense of humor is right up my alley, and you always manage to make anything and everything fun. itll sound cheesy, but you and your videos have gotten me through some tough times. thanks for everything, and, i mean it when i say this: never change. i love you. edit as of jan 7 2021: man.

[@muzzyLimon]

No homo

[@sansfieldundertale869]

@Big Booty 69420 wow guys

[@picori4847]

@Big Booty 69420 im gay

[@flouglemireindustries4335]

He forgot no homo

[@nihilmr]

Strayble tHATS GAY

[@StraawberrySodaa]

Good to know they act this way even if they're not recording 6:03

[@mooshyy8139]

"thanks for 1M" *2 months later* 1.5M

[@calypsom00n]

6 days later 1.6m

[@elitesnakeeyes2712]

He's growing too strong

[@kenyakookie]

@@elitesnakeeyes2712 Fool. He can only grow stronger

[@faithseden293]

You’re profile picture!!! MAX!!

[@vapor-sings]

1.6M

[@Enneamorph]

If carsons wheezing wasn't enough to make you drop dead laughing, literally anything racc says should have gotten you

[@HarnCraftForever]

Jolt b b boi boi bibiviviviviiivvivivivivivivivivivi v vivid b b v vivivivvi v I’ve vi if I’ve iiiv I’ve big iiiiviivi civic I v iviv ii vivi ivivivi v if I rytried yytrtrreally yrtrtr ya trouble ya ryyrytpppppppp yppprtyrryrrrrye rtpppppyryyrryrypppryyrryry ryyryyyoppopopoppporryrytry torrrrrtrryytrrÿrtyrtherrtrtyrytÿprrrrrrrrtyryytypprrretry rtytryryr rn rr yryrrttrt ttrrye ry yytyryryrrÿryytryrtryrrrryyrrrrtyyytrtrrrrrrrryrtrrye yryryyttrrearr tyÿ to rrtrytrrrright rrrryrrrtyrry Ryan ttryrreally rtr to trtrtyrryrttttryryrtryrtryryrtrtrrrtrreallyrrtr tyyy rtyrrrttrye rrttyrrryrtrtrryrtrrrto tthe really rrrtryrryrrt tyryryrtrtrye rttrrryrtrris rrttyrrrreally true t r rn

[@HarnCraftForever]

Jolt pppppopppppppppp

[@Roman-me5bi]

404 Not Found stroke?

[@chase_h.01]

You like wheezing? You should check out GeneralSam. The absolute king of the wheeze

[@matt-gi4wu]

Bro that was mad funny I’m literally wheezing rn

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

Hey Carson, just wanted to tell you that you are the diamond to my diamond chestplate

[@SANTIGO_DA_1]

We are the diamonds to his pickaxe

[@Xenshi.]

he's the diamond to my diamond

[@derekhenschel3191]

So your saying there are 7 others you care more for

[@defaultplay3r363]

We are the diamonds to his sword

[@dillonramos5071]

Deep bro………

[@ajkamminga2224]

pain. so much pain. i’m literally sobbing

[@spacey4216]

so am I, a month later

[@Floop_123]

So am i a week later

[@Phibaltalt]

So am I, 2 weeks later.

[@benjaminlindl]

So am I, 2 days later

[@burner121]

I wish “people” never used Twitter™️

[@kbena2103]

*CallMeCarson* 3 ads on a 2 hour video *Morgz* 14 ads on a 14 minute video

[@XoBanana]

Watches Morgz😭🔪😭🗡😭🔫 Watches CallMeCarson 😂🤣😁

[@guamish7593]

*gong noise*

[@kyranbates6991]

not 2 hours but ok

[@dani3lH]

Morgz is going 60 ads per hour

[@kirthickkumarkk]

PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cryo1840]

8:30 I love how legitimately concerned he sounds when says, “Why are you laughing at this?”

[@lmaoyz]

Carson: Thanks for 1M *7 months later* CallMeCarson: 2.13M edit: *grats cargskin*

[@Swagster87]

2.14*

[@lmaoyz]

@@Swagster87 2.15*

[@Dual_80]

2.16*

[@Swagster87]

2.17*

[@lmaoyz]

Kaide McEnhill no you cannot repeat my message that is illegal

[@user-nf7hb5vd6k]

Jeez the intro really hits now...

[@explosivebody1260]

May Le’4che be with you

[@paladinporkchop]

IM WHEEZING

[@floppypotter3941]

And also with you

[@ZBPopper]

@@paladinporkchop SAME

[@Owiwueueie]

OMGPigletz one of Carson’s best videos

[@sansundertale4449]

IM DYING

[@ttison5570]

jokes aside i think about your channel a lot. it keeps me afloat

[@adamkaban8507]

I used to be addicted to helium it always made me high

[@coolbiker3320]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@KustomiseT]

@@adamkaban8507 This is a soul to be protected

[@toh926]

7:19 cuts out while screaming 7:29 fixes while saying dogs butthole

[@CrustyBurgerz]

Priorities

[@GayBrain]

Oh, never knew Shane Dawson helped make the video too

[@gojisoar]

B

[@ploopybear]

interesting observation young gentleman

[@taylorlewis4105]

I thought my phone was fucked, thank god im not the only one

[@sevayen6429]

Watching back on this intro with all the videos and his little speech makes me wanna cry

[@galaxy224wolf9]

Remember when everything was normal and there wasn't any drama 😄 good times😌😌... good times😔😔

[@crawfishdig]

"You don't like Jimmy, who works at the retail store with you?" *"Throw him into the astral realm."*

[@elove182]

XD

[@kinotrinkets]

My favourite quote from ted lol

[@yerahmeelben-israel5879]

I prefer God’s heart

[@zumi7728]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that intro like holy

[@7.62flavorsoffreedom2]

Its the best intro i think ive ever seen

[@haydenhenderlich9299]

What is the song tho

[@jabini]

@@haydenhenderlich9299 luvbird - parting words :> It was in the description

[@edwardblake9203]

no

[@tomcmw]

What software did he edit it with ?

[@Polar333Bear]

16:39 I finally realized why he looked so familiar. I went to school with him for like seven years.

[@snowytoshio3554]

Omg

[@gutstheberserkerr]

*I H A V E A B O M B*

[@mahi-um2bo]

Get in contact. *_N O W_*

[@moved4028]

Polar333Bear wait what was he like- was he the weird kid or what

[@samfairbanks3692]

Polar333Bear what was he like in school?

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

14:56 "My nose started bleeding the second I started eating it" "That's a sign"

[@puffydude5287]

I just sat through an hour and 20 minutes of carson and all I have to say is.......... He clearly likes it!

[@obxternal]

Your comment was made 34 minutes ago when I'm typing this. The video was made/posted 57 minutes ago. So how can you have already watched it

[@megans5566]

^

[@ballastmcgee2314]

@@obxternal by watching at a higher speed

[@bear2878]

Xternal Boyo He clearly likes it!

[@puffydude5287]

Xternal Boyo the video was posted 3 hours ago my comment was an hour and a half ago

[@cosmickoi4676]

Hell yeah!! I love seeing channels where content creators are honestly just having fun and letting us viewers laugh along with them. Here’s to a million and hopefully a million more Carson!!

[@Viortide]

This was a real bruh momment And he clearly likes it

[@stamrowbitbud895]

I keep rewatching this vid. It gives me the feeling I need. It's a very nostalgic feeling when times were a lot simpler. Carson used to be the only KZbinr that knew how to hit entertainment. (Okay maybe a bit exaggeration) but his life on KZbin and Twitch was so wholesome. I fucking cried in the intro.

[@CanadianDan854]

Damn, so this how a dad feels when he’s proud of his son.

[@jackbudi]

Dadiel Dadbar

[@ilikestars5480]

Walter

[@narb4468]

Justin y would would be proud of his son (your his son)

[@oliverm967]

Daniel Sambar your in every comment section I’ve ever been on wtf and u always in the top 3 comments 🤣

[@jaysb6564]

Disappointed*

[@Traversky433]

This is honestly one of the best channels on KZbin you guys aren't forcing anything it's just a bunch of guys having fun and it's so much fun to watch

[@moenyunt3864]

The magic of Carson

[@TheBearDen]

You're laughing with them like you're really there!

[@talentlessasian330]

Its like youre with them telling Some Shitty jokes.....u can really Feel the Magic Of Carson

[@windykar3705]

PEE PEE

[@WestCoastKurt]

I've been super sick all week and this video made me throw up. Thanks

[@kayonaise5091]

Epic 😎

[@dreadflares5667]

Pretty sick brah! So radd Let's get it duuude Surfs up

[@blaz9474]

Well, at least you clearly liked it!

[@naelbarakat2166]

*thank you for this blissful comment*

[@tylerninjablevins6311]

bruh moment #47

[@zdubdub5707]

this hurts not even gonna lie. everything will be okay king

[@HeyItzRosie]

jessjwalton what happened?

[@HeyItzRosie]

Floofi UwU Chan I checked his Twitter and he has not said anything about this alleged cheating.

[@HeyItzRosie]

Floofi UwU Chan Okay I’ve looked into the situation and now I understand what is happening. Thank you for informing me.

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

Just over a month before his birthday, too. That sucks for the poor guy

[@sammysabo]

Floofi UwU Chan she cheated with multiple guys

[@topaz_talon]

Nobody: Still nobody: Not a single soul: Carson: *It is I, Dasani Water Bottle*

[@sandypannu123]

I read this as it happened

[@Dekinoz]

*DRINK ME AND FEEL THE DRYNESS OF 1000 SUNS*

[@James-fg2eo]

Lord Tachanka drink from me*

[@CrystalTheErudite]

Then the Lord spoke upon to him, “It is I, Dasani Water Bottle. Drink from me and you will taste the dryness of a thousand suns; attack me if you dare!”

[@blobisbored]

I quote that all the fucking time

[@24FramesOfNick]

33:12 LITERALLY THE PEAK OF MY CAREER

[@ahyanahmed3998]

i see that you decided to watch it through too

[@PLK123]

Yup

[@Bowzer2025]

Bruh

[@Dudebro76]

Hola

[@TweetTweet17]

If Carson made a public Minecraft server where everyone could do anything they wanted... That’d be an epic gamer server

[@Diego-ff4xs]

He did that on his second channel I'm pretty sure

[@RiveryJerald]

That would be 2b2t anarchy 2.0

[@umber6937]

@@RiveryJerald 2b2t2

[@blakemorrison6915]

@@umber6937 2b2t2, where are you?

[@th3r3alwaffl34]

*HINT HINT*

[@TheGamingBun]

Man got canceled harder than EDP and James Charles who actually messed with kids.

[@comeonmang]

For no fucking reason too. Twitter won’t leave him alone

[@sydc0re]

real

[@wilberforce95]

"throw 'em into the astral realm" gets me every time

[@baccpaine4072]

Will Becker what video is I from

[@nouveau_nouveau]

Time?

[@ohlordy4567]

Raspoint 18:32

[@paranoul]

no it doesn't

[@sawyerspearman5297]

“he’s a husk” funniest shit for no reason

[@TheAbysmalEye]

i am

[@doubleabattery8099]

@@TheAbysmalEye oh shit oh fuck He arrives

[@cork5379]

"How did you feel today at PE? Happy *Hollow* or sad?"

[@paysha3193]

I love carson he so wholesome. Ive never seen someone have such a deep stomach laugh at everything. You can tell how sincere he was when he was talking about how this is his dream. I just wanted to say i absolutely love your content it gets me to tear (from laughing) everytime i watch one of your videos. Sorry for rambling, but i just wanting to say I appreciate you and everyone else!

[@sacredstonesephriam5260]

“wholesome”

[@ht_sheehan]

I think by that it, he just means how genuine he is

[@jaxsonpoulos2263]

Best KZbinr I’ve ever found

[@sircuffington]

@@sacredstonesephriam5260 he is pretty wholesome compared to his friends, seeing how he's one of the only ones that doesn't smoke weed

[@donmoccachino3867]

@@sircuffington the fuck does that have to do with like.. anything

[@spook305]

god just knowing i watched all these videos hurts it was such a journey and it ended too soon

[@doctorcatster8751]

"There is blood everywhere!" *"...Look at the way the cheese sort of-"*

[@thenotoriousguy]

flows out of the pizza...

[@georgegr1237]

?

[@shadowsovereign4948]

It looks like god’s heart

[@Dougson]

When

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

*6:23*

[@Shadowskale]

There's a cut in the audio at 7:18 and then it comes back when someone is saying "Dogs butthole." Yup.

[@charleswang_]

“Now I can make my joke.” “What is your joke? This better be excellent.” “I-“

[@trutwhut6550]

I want to hear the joke

[@hydroelectriclyre2775]

we never did hear the joke :(

[@samm_4240]

It’s good comedic timing, but I agree. Even if the joke was corny or bad, I still would’ve wanted to hear his friends reactions.

[@tweenytwinkies]

Thank you for repeating the same thing he said 10/10 laffed omg I love comments that are the same

[@charleswang_]

Tweeny Twinkies you’re welcome ;)

[@olivercaramello1618]

nobody: Carson: gets 10mil views on a 1mil special

[@olivercaramello1618]

@Lincoln Onion fair

[@anyalaASMR]

i’ve watched this like 8 times at least

[@gettahamburber1522]

Cuz the Intro is Fire

[@elianadunigan2915]

666 LIKES BOI!!

[@olivercaramello1618]

@@elianadunigan2915 wow i thought i got like 20

[@-0-___]

*How to wheeze for an hour and 20 minutes straight*

[@ScantExponent61]

Put a ladder on my gronk

[@bruh9317]

gronko

[@immamopp8639]

Geuss 8 seconds weren’t funny

[@ph013nichs5]

Instead of looking for “weather noise” for 10 minutes, the sound u were looking for was the emergency alert system.

[@themonthlyspooker2552]

ok nerd

[@Yetigaming420]

ok chuck

[@bleach9508]

It’s called eas tones

[@thomaspitt7181]

@@Brand_NewCherryFlavor ah I see, a man of culture

[@kyleolejniczak9745]

You probably site the scientific inaccuracies in every movie you watch

[@Memeolicious]

At least he isn't 700k late to his 1 mil special.

[@occmed9443]

raccooneggs to rape u thats a bruh moment ngl

[@ezra6434]

* COUGH COUGH* RACCONEGGS *COUGH *

[@yannichoundalas3098]

@raccooneggs

[@tjorvimakansson7698]

@raccooneggs

[@SIKO_STEZ]

Wow! This guy sure is funny! I hope nothing bad happens in the future!

[@pearuzu]

i agree!!

[@Kreep305]

._.

[@Diabeetus.]

this didn’t age well

[@teresarodriguez3661]

Uhhhhhh-

[@riz6875]

@@Diabeetus. This was said after everything happened it’s literally a joke

[@mr.krustykrust]

You better mention Minecraft, and bring back invading discord servers

[@itsadryn9693]

Mr. KrustyKrust invading discord servers is my favorite

[@lilppp]

Yes!

[@minecraftshieldworshiper7776]

I hope there is jschlatt vs AntVenom in this video or i'm gonna be disappointed.

[@KyokuiGhostASMR]

Carson, where IS my minecraft server?

[@purplehaze2358]

I reset the comment section and this somehow got all the way near the bottom.

[@dogboyonline]

“i cannot express how joyful i am that i have hit 1 million subs” In the most monotone voice

[@ThatOneDudeWhoPostsStuff]

He meant it when he said he couldn't express how joyful he was

[@zygis1819]

0:36 When you have depression but you also hit a huge milestone

[@godlyhax4172]

Going through the past hurts

[@foozgame1060]

Reminds me of simpler times

[@Cemeterygirll]

Crazy how all his friends dipped for a 2 year age gap lmao

[@ZAZUL11111]

@@Cemeterygirllit wasn’t the age gap that was the problem

[@feffernuse]

@@ZAZUL11111what the fuck even was the problem

[@s1r6969]

@@feffernuse He was being a shithead, using his fame to try and get nudes from girls online even though he was told once already to stop doing it. He seems to have moved away from being a creepy fuckhead so whatever but I can understand that they all dipped.

[@nvllify00]

[39:34] Do you have any AA batteries? i have a d a u g h t e r

[@bosssssss]

W

[@Noliverity]

I like how this comment has 300+ likes but only a few comments

[@nvllify00]

Zach Icteronit that also confuses me.

[@ilikegoblo4665]

Zach Icteronit there’s not really much to reply about to a comment that literally copy’s a joke from the video just to gain likes

[@gutstheberserkerr]

*I H A V E A B O M B*

[@perioax6506]

You already know ima bout to watch this in study hall tomorrow

[@jacobvandertoorn4605]

Spectrum already have

[@V4Short]

I'm watching this during my theater class rn lol

[@Kylesstuff]

After that can you like get me some internet?

[@WLCB22]

Why don't you watch it now and skip study hall?

[@aidann2521]

Hey, I would just like to congratulate you on your huge land mark. You have helped so many people, including me, through tough times, and made so many people laugh and have fun. Once a again, love you.

[@MoronBoshi]

Ur mom gay lol

[@MoronBoshi]

@@cheekyrickydicky It was a joke. He posts something nice and then I just post something stupid.

[@sxction]

@@MoronBoshi his mom giey fhdhfbxhehxjsuus

[@MoronBoshi]

@@sxction Hah mucho yes

[@Akyeo]

Antonydabossman gaymer grill?!??!!?!!!?!?!!?!??!!!?!?!?!!!?! btw his moother guieyyyy

[@LotusExigeS]

watching this makes me miss carson a lot. i hope hes doing better

[@asukai]

Currently, no

[@Official.Prez.Graves]

Currently, yes

[@rachellol7418]

the best thing to ever exist fnaf? more like: Fucker Never Ate Flakes

[@dylwilsports3118]

Rachel Murray that part played as soon as I saw this comment

[@JamesKandler]

No one click like on this comment. it is already N I C E

[@bosssssss]

W

[@Z3RO5286]

Doug Walker is the scariest FNAF Character.

[@jojosuspect1024]

Shroud

[@bakescake1254]

"How did you become the leader of your nation?" *"I SPLOOGE ON EVERYBODY ELSE!"*

[@jaydenparker5576]

My wife left me cause I splooge too much

[@skecherkid6411]

Jayden Parker I splooge on their families

[@mav01]

-J. Stalin

[@wizardlizard6496]

Thank you for having the most contagious laugh I've ever heard. Now I need a doctor.

[@lordmoo3598]

Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahshshahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahha

[@LorenzosGalaxy]

Same left beef gang for life and subscribe to pewdiepie

[@Efsaaneh]

Jesus didn't die for something like this to happen to Carson

[@webzter2661]

Tell us, how awkward is it when the calls end? After such humorous events suddenly coming to an end, how does the eternal silence feel? Edit: guys I'm mentally okay. It's just that the silence after such a fun time with friends can be awkward

[@Wlkmf-hx3po]

T H E Y N E V E R E N D

[@morgan0__o]

*hollow*

[@patrickahearn669]

We’re you good when you wrote this

[@webzter2661]

I literally wrote this just because. I was completely fine that day.

[@Angrygamingmidget]

I just masterbate

[@salvalence1302]

“When I hit 100 k I cried, but when I hit 1 mil I came”

[@PhoenixAce]

bish wat da faq no u

[@PhoenixAce]

bish wat da faq that’s the spirit

[@PhoenixAce]

bish wat da faq too much energy

[@PhoenixAce]

bish wat da faq there you go perfect

[@PhoenixAce]

bish wat da faq you speak!

[@mendozian5325]

At least you uploaded your 1 mil faster than raccooneggs

[@tv_tar5006]

Titanium _ Sword3 gimme a minute

[@sinneryy8662]

yp

[@maxchur]

Not a hard complement lmao

[@Dr1ppy._.G0bl1n_23]

Yup

[@youtubian200]

IM SICK OF REWATCHING OLD VIDEOS I WANT CALLMECARSON BACK MAN

[@isthatsuba]

Same here..

[@zank5840]

"Stop rubbing your hands you friction goblin"

[@ajsucks5461]

Whats the time stamp?

[@zank5840]

@@ajsucks5461 lol I genuinely forgot it's closer to the end

[@ajsucks5461]

@@zank5840 lol thanks at least I know where to start

[@zank5840]

@@ajsucks5461 found it it's 1:08:16

[@ajsucks5461]

@@zank5840 thank you

[@Luis-fl3kz]

Sigh, legit he was the last person on Earth who deserved what katerino did to him Edit: LMAO the irony

[@monetization637]

Luís the subs or the kat thing

[@vicky5901]

@@monetization637 prolly kat

[@genaralapple4908]

Deserved what?

[@vicky5901]

@@genaralapple4908 he got *renacted* on by *badguyf--* and *kat--ino*

[@theburger3936]

yeah and it was at the worst time for him

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

**adds up all your vid lengths** Wait a minute, this isn’t all of every video you’ve made!

[@jackbudi]

🤔

[@snackgremlin5508]

Bamboozled again boys👌👌😂

[@thomastut_]

OOOHH i get it all he's vids are the best (that took me a good minute to find out)

[@thomastut_]

@that wolfman das ist not very cool

[@purplehaze2358]

Top 10 anime plot twists.

[@benpoole2350]

Soon we’re gonna have to congratulate him on hitting a million... again

[@ILikeBirds]

Hopefully not

[@cbros5977]

I dont think hes coming back

[@josephkony3993]

his sub count went up surprisingly

[@hohladych]

@@josephkony3993 Not just sub count, but views went up too. Incredible 25% of regular view stats for 2 channels that had a drama and arent active because of it 5 for months

[@BariBro]

@@hohladych because people realized that he was bashed so harshly for something that was taken out of major context

[@notandum]

Bro why that intro got me leaking gamer fluid from my eyes??

[@999togetin2]

I'm crying Gfuel out of my eyes

[@quancena5772]

Im crying daddy fluid from my peepee

[@aidanditto1075]

I can't even describe how proud I am tbh. I've watching you for a pretty long time now and I'd like to say you are one of the greatest content creators out there. Not only has your KZbin channel got some bomb ass content but you're streams are so much fun to tune into. Thank you for the content and here's to many years to come.

[@BallisticBall]

Carson is probably the only channel I think I would watch an 80-minute video from. let alone of clips I have seen before. Can I get an amen for our man Carson? Edit: Happy to have a top comment on such a great fucking video, thanks.

[@CosmicFyre]

Ballistic Ball Amen

[@Marsh-kl9bv]

A menenenemene

[@bounty8438]

Awoman. So I’m not called a sexist.

[@BallisticBall]

@@bounty8438 What'd you reference there reference man?

[@bounty8438]

*poleticks*

[@Mister_Quartz1]

FUCKKKKKKKKKK I CANT MAN IT HURTS THE INTRO AND TGE DRAMA MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

[@hayleypearcer3167]

RIGHT

[@G1ngerGiant]

-Best of CallMeCarson- *80 Minutes of Carson Wheezing*

[@tv_tar5006]

ThaGingerGiant gimme a minute

[@robbierotten1309]

Next time add dash’s to the sides of the words you want crossed out, like this lol -......- or -_____- Like -CallMeCarson- Discord Pewdiepie

[@tv_tar5006]

Robbie Rotten gimme a minute

[@kitkatsartsuwu8398]

Just 80?

[@tv_tar5006]

kitkat de kitten gimme a minute

[@HenryTheMan]

"i wanna slap a baby and have it make a... noise" -CallMeCarson 2019

[@NakaSemperi8479]

Booooooong

[@andrewsilva6510]

B W O N G G

[@sayanxva]

Bell Sound 🔔

[@jimmyneutron4413]

I W A N T T O S L A P T H E B A B Y

[@sp00kiecupid38]

delete dat yearbook quote

[@triplectwc]

2:54 cereal when no milk

[@jjboomerang7263]

42:40 cereal when have milk

[@Lumix_Corrupt]

Jjboomerang *have's

[@WeeWooWaah]

Its like a jojo episode with king crimson dude Edit: grammar

[@liahc0re]

I feel so heartbroken watching his videos omg

[@-Grovesy-]

39:44 I own those exact bowls and can confirm they all break the same way. The glass went everywhere up to 3 meters away.

[@ltdrilldick8416]

mine literally went into the other room out of my kitchen

[@evieinfinite]

*CallMeCarson's Videos are like a drug, I just can't get enough.* Edit: btw Carson keeps me alive

[@actualTroopa]

As not a doctor, make sure u liked the video.

[@evieinfinite]

@@actualTroopa will do, doc.

[@soysoya9604]

As a thicc man I agree

[@cornelius7043]

I remembered when you had 80k. Also only true Carson fans remember this "he clearly likes it"

[@joecordova1064]

Odd Foe clearly

[@tombaker5023]

Oh god it's been a long time

[@Joshuaend]

I like this ride!

[@nidomeister24]

Yessss

[@nidomeister24]

If been putting that in comment sections across the globe!

[@sambryant3428]

this guy is so cool. He will never do anything that causes controversy and a long break from appearing on the internet.

[@naivedhyapatel9303]

congratulations bro..for reaching 1 mil..

[@jackbudi]

69th like nice

[@jackbudi]

A MONSTER LIKED IT AAAAAAAAAAA

[@HTPCYMC]

So guys, we did it. We reached a quarter of 4 million subscribers.

[@jackbudi]

Lol yes

[@voyager2135]

Or one hundredth of a 100 million.

[@purplehaze2358]

How to properly clean your metal computer leveled up! *How to properly clean your mental computer.*

[@trawlrz37]

Thank you so much for the laughs nerd! You are extremely hilarious and I love your discord videos way too much especially the cursed ones!

[@CryoToast]

So all of them

[@Midnight-ali]

I REALLY cannot wait for the next compilation he makes.

[@7.62flavorsoffreedom2]

I cant wait for.the next anything

[@kobecreates8044]

He made another one

[@floringheorghe2022]

Me too, it would be a damn shame if something were to happen to him before he makes another compilation

[@burrito3372]

@Florin Gheorghe i agree that would be a shame

[@Gr8day]

@@burrito3372 I genuinely him to make a comp, I miss him.

[@vuxigeck5281]

You're aren't't (actually epic backflip) Congrats lad.

[@perlex9791]

N'o y'ou'r'e' ar'e'n't'

[@degenera7039]

'T't't't't't't't't't't'

[@kotto9886]

This is carson's first video over 15 min on this channel, wow

[@talesofyoyo]

holy shit you like red pandas too? hell yeah man.

[@LorenzosGalaxy]

Same left beef gang for life and subscribe to pewdiepie

[@彼の目を盗む]

This whole video took up my entire class lmao

[@groudongamer3178]

Good use of time.

[@michaelelsheimer8797]

We all love you Carson threw the darkness to the light. We love you and everyone of us are willing to talk