The New Map of America

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♦ People in the video ♦
Ted - / tednivison
Jawsh - / jawshvevo
Traves - / traves
Hugbox - / hugbox
Mason - / undrscrmason
Fitz - / fitz
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Music -
Intro: ibrahim - land of petals / land-of-petals
Outro: hier - confess / confess
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
The New Map of America

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[@bartekszawowski3696]

69.

[@arotiz.]

bruh

[@alansliw]

E

[@averageenjoyer147]

I just imagine everytime he starts up his computer. He whispers *oh shit its big lion*

[@shei1003]

that's what i do

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Oh fuck... Oh shit... Big Lion... ...he’s so powerful...

[@kira-dk2mx]

Big Lion, the antithesis to the Merciless Sun God.

[@eliasmsv3156]

and then he prays

[@morrissamuel2]

He traumatized

[@jerm965]

I love that Ted was constantly calling out Travis's insanity, but then goes and pulls out *B I G L I O N*

[@lindseyreeves9837]

*B I G L I O N*

[@jakobrosenberg7943]

Big lion

[@ziadahmedsamy]

BIG LION

[@audijones6139]

Yair Witty big lion god

[@nikkirennardo5100]

I think Traves temporarily corrupted Ted

[@a-very-uncreative-handle]

I love how travis is a sleep-deprived intern adding everything that appears in his head and teds a 6 year old describing his fanfiction to his friends

[@kappapride6332]

That's honestly the perfect way to describe it

[@nachocheesecoccodoodledoo2547]

Lig Bion

[@carmen-pt9mq]

Also Ted: *ah fuc*

[@pingu6550]

he's a six year old but also kind of a crack head

[@jollywolfgirl5824]

They leave him alone for like 2 seconds then all hell breaks loose

[@trak1ll3n50]

The noise Ted makes when he made the box around the man was so inspiring

[@Bigsausage2]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO abugadazuzugaduhshugaduhdaga

[@orb9760]

He has been trapped.

[@funnyguy6387]

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@BlueCatarex]

AAOOOOOOOOOOO ABUGADUHWADUHBUHBUDUHBUDUHBEDEEP

[@zerojuno]

AUOUUOOOOO

[@taylornguyen8523]

I sincerely thought I was mature until I started crying and laughing at a low res photo of a lion while an adult man whispered "Big Lion"

[@GashadokuRory]

Taylor Nguyen laugh?!? How could you laugh at such a treacherous creature?!? ITS FUCKING BIG LION

[@retardcvnt]

Taylor Nguyen Holy shit...................

[@taylornguyen8523]

@@QuinTheBored big lion

[@tryddeus2977]

i woke up the 8 other people in my house and they came to my room, pissed at why im maniacally laughing at 3 AM and all i show them is a fucking low res picture of a fucking lion.

[@SkullPlaysDestiny]

Oh no..... Not him........ Not big Lion.... *Confused Pheb Noises*

[@biggykahuna1600]

Everybody gangsta till big lion takes up half your country

[@gatesdabaws9556]

CLINTCAPELA MVP only half??

[@maddyrose6143]

This comment This comment right here Is what killed me

[@redstonearmory3248]

I really like this comment but your at 969 so I can't like it

[@Happyhared]

Please subscribe my channel please subscribe please please

[@baronnolanvonstraya5743]

This is a time of Gods, fuckboy

[@iceyyy5998]

They left Ted alone for 5 minutes, and big lion destroyed the whole country

[@murphle]

@Justas Butcher_1220930 shut

[@notnoodle1918]

They should just make him spell there

[@sukunavxq]

L

[@sock_puppets]

Here’s the thing though if you leave Schlatt alone for 5 minutes he will start world war 3. Which ones worse

[@CH4R0N_TH3_SP1D3R]

NO BIG LION IS TO F-ING POWERFUL!

[@Official_Samothy]

I’d pay an unfathomable amount of money to watch this video for the first time again

[@SatireDepartment]

Same

[@bennie1079]

Bro thats straight up how I feel with so much content on this site. I fucking wish I could see all of Snapcube’s fandubs for the first time again, along with all of Carson’s videos and msbreezy’s videos.

[@jack101starZ]

@@bennie1079Dude, me too, lmao

[@JetStream_Mann]

@@bennie1079real

[@donny_hellfire257]

Same here dawg. This actually had me on the floor with a stich in my side the first time I watched this

[@negar465]

Traves' map: Chaotic Good Jawsh's map: Chaotic Neutral Ted's map: Chaotic Evil

[@elainad6728]

*BIG LION*

[@hotpikachu]

Thats why i love ted

[@gangstagrinder81]

B I G L I O N

[@cya625]

Ted is just chaotic evil

[@elainad6728]

@@cya625 You expected Mum But is was me *DIO*

[@werjobs8350]

i swear ted just made up a religion while drawing america

[@identicalgd2446]

Wer Jobs B I G L I O N

[@iamsycks]

Imagine how many people are gonna make stories about big lion and his history

[@dawsonparker1685]

You could make a religion out of this

[@identicalgd2446]

yasine phunix boi imagine how many memes now.. BIG LION will decide your fate

[@drpepperman5933]

its fucking big lion...

[@rosesgreed]

Travis sounds so happy as he literally murders his friends brain cells.

[@chasel5196]

1000th like buddy

[@theratman6718]

S O U T H A M E R I C A

[@pagena]

I love how everybody treats Travis like a child, “he’s made a face”. It’s so cute and I luv it so much

[@Graggleee]

traves*

[@josephkony3993]

@@Graggleee t rav, es

[@raspyrigged3073]

@@josephkony3993 trvavas seves

[@josephkony3993]

@@raspyrigged3073 tracfekes

[@Otamatone69]

@@josephkony3993 traehushhelpmeAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@mrfosilman]

Traves' parts are literally a child explaining his masterpiece to it's parents.

[@frick6480]

It’s like trying to explain your minecraft world to your parents

[@tourtle1497]

I love the use of ‘it’s’

[@mrfosilman]

Thanks for the check up.

[@Imachilldude]

Travis makes this video so wholesome

[@heisenberg8460]

Its traves

[@LepidoliteMica]

It astonishes me how Ted has to concentrate on being weird, but Traves just kinda does it by default without any prompting.

[@majesthijmenii1976]

Ted was a lot funnier though, if you ask me. Travis was just kinda random so after a while it wasn't very funny anymore while Ted's America really escalated into a nuclear opression

[@Antonio-kd1xr]

Majesthijmen II big lion got cringey

[@The_Jackpurgis]

æ

[@bigpoopyemo6218]

theyre both hilarious in their own way but Ted takes the cake here

[@mrbcg1778]

@@The_Jackpurgis ææ

[@hm3051]

traves: chaotic good carson: chaotic neutral ted: chaotic evil jawsh: true neutral

[@_12k70]

Travis: "Grilled Cheeese" Ted: BIG LION,OH FUCK Carson: SwISS vIrGInIA Jawsh: I'm losing brain cells...

[@starsiix]

nah ted is lawful evil. he doesn’t condone Big Lion, he is simply the messenger

[@juanmanuelrubio3203]

chaotic evil? more like big lion

[@stonks7987]

Big: Lion

[@pee-pee_mama]

hotel: trivago

[@vin9693]

Every once and a while I end up back here

[@taylor4939]

same

[@wasntdeleted]

same

[@josephkony3993]

same

[@JoeSchmoHere]

same

[@Raven-lf6sx]

Same.

[@themonkeymang]

"South America!" not even a minute in and Traves killed me

[@KAIsibs]

Yep, same

[@digitosimfan7314]

I hope you are ok. I don’t think travis is allowed to murder people

[@jakobjh1262]

I'm just imagining Ted sitting there staring at his desktop every time he turns his pc on and just quietly whispering "big lion, holy shit" for like a hour straight

[@obladioblada2122]

Jakob JH wakes up every night in sweats fearing of the moment big lion comes to take him away

[@audijones6139]

Jakob JH made me fall down laughing

[@RADlORABBIT]

@@grimoireh3471 it's literally in the description

[@alejandroreyes9975]

An*

[@damoriejenkins4175]

Ted made a completely a completely different universe where gods battle for control over a continent.

[@blew1t]

there are no battles -- only variations upon how much mercy *_B I G L I O N_* grants

[@flashqm8291]

Xenoblade?

[@gerreldelacruz641]

This reminds me of No Game No Life for some reason

[@eclecticsunflowers]

travis: four-dimensional thinking ted: epic improv skills

[@PlungerMettaur]

"Is he bleeding?" "No, he's IMMINENT"

[@idkwhatimdoing9128]

Matthew mcCollum wood fired pizza probably won’t be back like, ever. They never get made again after the first drop

[@captainwatermelon795]

Mathew Just buy a resale on eBay

[@TextualDeviant]

*_*Actively dripping with blood and entrails*_* "Oh. Don't worry, *it isn't his.* "

[@TextualDeviant]

@@muffin4641 they can, but won't, because of arbitrary business practices.

[@IOwnKazakhstan]

no fucking way I read this right as he said it lmao, that's gotta be like a 1/10000 thing.

[@bigoof6284]

Traves: Wholesome area Ted: Hell Jawsh: Food and Jerry Seinfeld

[@charley196]

Jawsh: U, S, A, Texas, and Rode Island. Also washington

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@Camyboy 10833 Ide So powerful.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

"There are 3 types of people"

[@carlwebber4094]

I like Traves world since it's like a child was making it and Ted because just hell

[@jackreid2664]

Limbo, hell and heaven

[@gray2573]

ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 MONTHS AND IM STILL LAUGHING OVER BIG LION

[@soph17]

Nightmree op is literally so disrespectful it’s not funny.

[@jakehays1403]

qracie if you disrespect big lion one more fucking time the all knowing one big lion will destroy you and any other person you cherish you heathen

[@jagerreal]

@@santacruzado r/technicallythetruth

[@fleadsy2572]

It's cause he's too fucking powerful

[@miastefan9905]

samee

[@chelnahtheegghead]

I gotta say, even all these years later, Ted's rendition of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe is top-notch.

[@ox860]

Her : “I’m into guys that are creative” Travis :

[@cwp2175]

"The United States is taking pickles out of the pickle jar" is the best out of context phrase for any situation

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

@@cwp2175 it's a time honored tradition.

[@Spritzkrieg]

@@cwp2175 It's exactly as strange out of context as it is in context

[@danmemedank7619]

k

[@ericlindberg4522]

He needs the clover for his crocodile

[@Donklate]

All Ted was asked was to create a map of America, not create a whole other religion

[@franciscoguinledebarros4429]

But he's too powerful

[@furnyd8528]

BIG LION

[@eeuuurgh1289]

We could make a religion out of these!

[@Roses-Of-Ash]

Big lion vs lord peanut the 173rd

[@quashon28]

Big lion

[@MACHVCA]

traves’s thought process is so chaotically pure and childlike

[@qingtessence2649]

because he is a child

[@CappTF]

"it's kinda empty in the middle, so let's just make a car"

[@Bee-bup]

and then there's ted...

[@motivationalpower9669]

@@Bee-bup *B I G L I O N*

[@seanathonhooper]

@@motivationalpower9669 "OH GOD HES SO POWERFUL"

[@mikhailkataev5420]

*50,000 people used to live here,now it‘s a ghost town*

[@Reptul]

big lion

[@cristiang.7160]

@@Reptul big lion

[@sluggogrenade1673]

@@cristiang.7160 big lion

[@namemenoah]

@@sluggogrenade1673 big lion

[@1989jxnk]

B I G L I O N

[@illumynarty]

I love how my humor is a guy drawing two yellow lines at a stick figure from a stock photo of a lion's eyes and then encasing him in a yellow box.

[@lunnihyre4215]

This is the peak of comedy.

[@jjd3hner544]

Ted would make a banger cartoon

[@omeganave7425]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee... SHEEEEeeeEeEEeeEEeeEEEEeEeE

[@aronnecroman]

Dont you disrespect Big Lion like that! He will consume your soul!

[@rndll8581]

@@omeganave7425 AÜÜÜÜ!!!

[@RandomBread]

I swear nobody at KZbin HQ actually watched this before they put it on trending. They just looked at the thumbnail and went "Oh it's some guys making fake maps, that's probably fun" but in reality all they did was expose Big Lion to the masses and now have to deal with the consequences of their actions.

[@aidanVids]

Didn't expect to see bread in the wild

[@ditin4149]

lol you realize nobody at YT manually looks at the thousands of videos being uploaded everyday to decide what goes on trending? They use an automated algorithm but I have my suspicions they also put sponsored videos on the trending tab.

[@vantablack949]

Dit In Susan said in the support creators interview that a algorithm gathers the videos but people hand select what goes onto trending

[@GashadokuRory]

I mean its fucking big lion! Hes too powerful, he put himself on trending

[@DJVevyVevs]

Every channel has a unique view and like goal that has to be hit to go on the trending tab

[@Rindamyn]

"sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" "Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" *"EOOOOOOOOOOOOO"* 15:27

[@jandocarrillo2731]

a go gdoo jrooo blor gjdjooo goo djggooo jgooo dbgoo

[@martonk]

I lost it there and then

[@d3rp5qu1d9]

TheDarkArtist I think it was literally a soundboard

[@iwaswatchingyoutube5345]

Duke Nuke'em Yes I did that my brain broke

[@Kolmaryn]

i was cackling

[@An0ma1y2]

I still wholeheartedly believe this is the best Carson video

[@borgroves2076]

Fr tho best KZbin vid of all time

[@nickywicky22222]

funniest gta v video ever

[@Enneamorph]

I feel like letting traves make something is like giving a toddler a crayon and saying “have fun”

[@JAHDude]

LegendRaptor080 toddlers? Lemme introduces you to the United States marines.

[@uglyhorseE]

I didn't understand your comment before because I hadn't watched the video, but now I understand. I understand everything.

[@Shockm_]

Oh that's exactly what it's like

[@Sad_kid_in_a_clown_outfit]

How the fuck has the comment only been up for 3 hours and is already up to 1K likes?

[@andrewlee1883]

Travis is literally just a meme of a real person and he is my favorite

[@Cytise91]

travis sözün həqiqi mənasında bir insanın xatirəsidir və o mənim ən sevdiyimdir

[@ethanha3163]

Asdif No u

[@Anon-vs6gt]

Ted is clearly the homie bro , tbh both are amazing but ted is 10/10 ngl

[@rsvng]

“I’m going to Washington” “Oh cool which state?” “U” “Oh. Which Washington?”

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

The More Perfect Union is honestly hilarious, and it's a shame it's so overshadowed by the big lion one

[@_slickerzentertainment6397]

South Washington

[@IanSpace71]

Well

[@bain8renn]

U, S, A, Texas, and Rhode Island the true 5 states

[@bruhppmouth889]

Im gonna have to come back to this video everyday from now on just to remember how great his content was

[@hotpikachu]

This is my comfort video, i still like him and what he did wasnt even that huge of a problem its just twitter spreading drama

[@metraf40phfan50]

And big lion

[@royalblanket]

@@hotpikachu Same for me, along with the salad. It always makes me feel better no matter what. Even if it turns out Carson was truly a monster, it'll always remain in my heart

[@clodaghmurphy7902]

@@royalblanket what he did wasn’t even that bad. He was 19, she was 17, and chose to tell TWITTER of all places when she was overage and knew Carson was in a bad mental state. Obviously he made a mistake, but he was 19, he was a teenager who made a stupid mistake. It’s just the same people who call Carson a “monster” are the same ones who were okay with Mini Ladd returning to YT with no consequences.

[@lazylarsen7218]

honestly Carson is working towards making things better without forcing forgiveness, I think he's doing really well so far and although he messed up in the past, he's really trying to do better in the present and become a better person. Even though some of us struggle to come back or struggle trust him again, but the memories of these will likely always stay with us for a long time. this is the first time in months I came back to Carson's videos, and honestly it's worth it to me.

[@georgegastelum4893]

“Take us through your creative process” “Grilled cheese”

[@giggy2402]

when i tell you i fucking lost it😭😂

[@blackdiamond8623]

George Gastelum can u see a dog at 8:35

[@skullsquid47]

"I don't think that's the Swiss flag" "It is" "It is" "That's a medpack"

[@spyro2869]

*traves is honestly great*

[@MONKEYDC0C0]

@@spyro2869 so true

[@Malkyi]

I live in Switzerland

[@vr8652]

@@Malkyi you mean medpack

[@Malkyi]

Facade Underground oh yeah forgot it

[@kurikokuri]

“Yeah ted you can go” *top 10 moments before disaster*

[@fappingfoopa]

Chills

[@yaboikrypticck6978]

errybody gangsta till fucking it’s *T E D ‘ S. T U R N*

[@bigpigeon2384]

Carson angered big lion by shunning his prophet

[@hawtsauce64]

B-b-big lion

[@Winters118]

Ted losing his mind while Travis is expressing his creativity in his own way while being cute in the process

[@Doombringer_r]

The reason Traves is my favorite is because he sounds and has an imagination of a depressed 5 year old

[@sicko033]

DapperRaccoon same here

[@swizy8644]

His voice and thinking is perfect

[@jeremymanosh7541]

Who's smokes his father's weed 😂

[@Cytise91]

同样在这里

[@hokiejoe17]

Facts

[@mettatonex7221]

"Ted, we need you to redraw the USA." "Okay, Imma create a new religion." "What?" *_"B I G L I O N"_*

[@wyattheying7053]

Mettaton Ex don’t forget Pheb

[@mettatonex7221]

@@wyattheying7053 Pheb has fallen from grace. Was revealed to be a false prophet. All because of *_B I G L I O N_*

[@nimmy56]

Mettaton Ex our god is named 4ore

[@mettatonneo1147]

Mettaton Ex *ALL PRAISE GO TO BIG LION*

[@grunglop]

Ted acts like he’s actually just seen God when talking about Big Lion

[@humanname5071]

Whats the difference???

[@TheBrimmyRat]

@@humanname5071 God is weaker

[@Handicaptain02]

Cause he has

[@vermont6260]

h o l y s h i t

[@ever.m.x]

*holy shit..................................................*

[@nivekk1734]

6:08 *Carson criticizes the way Travis writes his "a"s. Has his closed captions for the video with that font*

[@spadehaze1541]

No joke, Ted is a really good artist

[@BogOwl]

Yeah if he had good equipment he could be like an animator or somethin’

[@Thomas_Cool]

@zeak z I got you bro.. part 4 in a year It doesn't make sense now, just come back in a year

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

BIG LION _M U U U H_

[@vixiix_6795]

Next up on the war big lion fight pheb

[@dxwnwardspiral]

Peter Punkin it looks like he has a tablet by the way he’s drawing lines. I might be wrong tho

[@floopygoober]

Hey ted draw the USA Creates entirely new apocalyptic religion.

[@glennlamz7836]

Nice profile pic

[@sproutlune]

what are you talking about it’s identical to america

[@prod1o]

floopygoober YOURE A MAN OF CULTURE

[@ivancardona6073]

ʰᵒˡʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ BIG ˡᶦᵒⁿ

[@Shockm_]

They nuked fucking Pheb

[@Leon-qs1on]

ted’s creativity and sense of humor are so criminally underrated

[@zarsiw]

bruh he just kept repeating “big lion” and “he’s so fucking powerful” over and over again for the whole video

[@loremcounty3289]

True

[@jordonnl]

zoë he’s so fucking powerful

[@aliyahimani6677]

zoë exactly

[@assjam3104]

zoë Exactly

[@vines4801]

I will never get tired of “South America!”

[@zachabraham3004]

"I-Its all just Big Lion?" Ted: "Always has been"

[@vrchatgavemesnakeaids236]

Who said it ain’t?

[@josephcarroll3321]

I feel like Travis has his life mapped out in his head and we think he's coming up with it but he's remembering

[@justanotherchannel117]

Joseph Carroll Oml it's like a vietnam flashback

[@breadsticks471]

THAT'S why he was so quiet during the butterfly effect podcast,,,, *he knew*

[@honkytone608]

"Take us through your creative process" Traves: "Grilled cheese" "What is going on" Traves: "4ore"

[@masterzoroark6664]

His 4ore looks like fuckin vore

[@Mel0nCake404]

Masterzoroark 666 N o

[@masterzoroark6664]

@@Mel0nCake404 you saw it and it will forever hunt your dreams

[@Mel0nCake404]

@@masterzoroark6664 S t o p I don't want flashbacks

[@waffex1624]

L'4che

[@nateamm]

Hearing Carson say "I've messaged you for your address" is the most unsettling thing I've ever heard.

[@broisyougobbling]

Even more unsettling now

[@thecrusader2784]

Oof

[@problems3485]

@@broisyougobbling honestly not really even with the stuff he’s done it’s not terrible at least compared

[@brennan2144]

Carson: “I got in a call with 6 of my friends” It’s quite honorable that you consider yourself your friend

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

Carson: “you better believe I love me like a friend,”

[@donutqq]

@@pormpfspimperton6804 WAIT WAS THAT A MAO MAO HEROES OF PURE HEARTS REFERENCE-

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

Yeah

[@Mundane_InTheMembrane]

@@pormpfspimperton6804 hah, I get it.

[@TonyCross2255]

I got no life so i dont get it

[@death-dl6cm]

“How do you make a 4 leaf clover” “Why” “I’m putting it on my alligator” That part killed me😂😂😂

[@simplsquam]

69th like

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

666th like

[@gharshie]

He's so innocent i love him

[@death-dl6cm]

Paige Cain agreed

[@noap1236]

Proceeds to make a *FIVE* leaf clover

[@narwhal6112]

May 2020: At least this year can't get any worse June 2020: Big Lion

[@riley4794]

Narwhal 611 he’s so powerful...

[@NovaNyst]

HE HAS COME FOR US

[@snailbread1115]

The world is going to end up like pheb

[@smoglessmeat]

We all better start prayin! I know I am

[@pyropro8027]

April 2020: *C R A M*

[@ComradeCorvus]

The worshppers of big lion still return to this sacred place.

[@ethanjohnson5350]

5:41-9:14 Traves is very unpredictable and we should fear him

[@Sayomalo]

That's what I thought until BIG LION showed up

[@LN-lp7ob]

I like travis :)

[@ethanjohnson5350]

Furukimono bro big lion is now our doom

[@Sayomalo]

@@ethanjohnson5350 Yeah, he's so powerful.

[@hl-fl7sy]

"is that a washing machine?" "yeah" I love Travis

[@sinn4650]

Washing-a-ton

[@Cytise91]

мыццё тоны

[@sopsop7722]

It's clearly a drier smh

[@MartHommes]

*B I G L I O N* has officially been accepted as a real religion

[@Cytise91]

mkango waukulu wavomerezedwa mwapadera kuti ndi chipembedzo choona

[@god4.308]

Big lionian

[@squid1712]

@@Cytise91 he is speaking the language of gods

[@god4.308]

@@Cytise91 the language of the African Gods

[@flamingleo27]

noil gib eeeeeeeeeeer kcuf pleh em esaelp

[@cleenispepega4189]

Travis's laugh has the power to make anything funny

[@UnDedDood]

Travis is the closest thing to a Bob Ross we’re getting in this generation.

[@terrellprice8620]

*How do you make a four leaf clover?* Why? *I’m putting it on my alligator* *Travis -2019*

[@rileydevereaux7263]

One thousandth like

[@UnDedDood]

Terrell Price what’s so funny about that four leaf clovers are always found on alligators

[@UnDedDood]

Riley Devereaux now that’s what you call dedication

[@UnDedDood]

BoB RoSs

[@TheManlol12]

When Ted came back in genuinely concerned at what Big_Lion had done, I knew something was wrong. It was no longer Ted's art, it had become Big_Lion_'s domain, and Ted was simply a vessel for which The Large_Lion was using to infiltrate the physical plane

[@GashadokuRory]

Thomas Richard yes... it all makes sense now! Big lion has gained enough power from Ted the vessel that he has takin a solid form of his own and made a youtube comment! THATS HOW HE GOT THROUGH THE HOLY BARRIARS

[@patrickc658]

I liked this comment then unliked it because it was at 69, then I saw 2 other people liked it so I reliked it. Those 2 people are uncultured as fuck.

[@kydsun]

Travis’ map was an accurate description of his level of thinking

[@thedshadow5412]

his character fit in so well with his map

[@multi-namedloser821]

Teds people look like that one meme where it was like “How were you doing in P. E. today?” “Hollow.”

[@leahgames8766]

16:10 “where did this lion thing come from?” “um” *silence* travis: HAHAHAHHA

[@treyh3924]

that was cooper laughing

[@kevinbmx2225]

Nope it was Travis.

[@kevinbmx2225]

Nope, itz truvissss.

[@treyh3924]

@@kevinbmx2225 no that was definitely cooper

[@emmawidish4444]

treyh COOPER WASNT EVEN THERE

[@gkarbouzi3185]

I cried my eyes out from laughter with Ted's BIG LION religion/joke.

[@Cytise91]

ਮੈਂ ਆਪਣੀਆਂ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਹਾਸੇ ਹਾਸੇ ਤੋਂ ਉੱਚਾ ਕੀਤਾ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਧਰਮ ਦੇ ਮਜ਼ਾਕ ਨਾਲ

[@Q-bh]

Snubfanboy666 speaking moonrunes won’t make you funny especially with your name and profile picture

[@helze2]

@@Q-bh bold of u to assume he's trynna be funny

[@tayseers3116]

@@Cytise91 did you just translate what he said to another language?

[@Jay-st8jf]

I couldnt breathe I just cried

[@KitKatNisa]

The only thing that can stand up to Big Lion is Travis' thought process. Even Big Lion is vexed by him

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Vex armor

[@sigmatheta9399]

only traves can stop big lion. Like how the prophecy foretold

[@flambedread9532]

Traves is *almost* nothing compared to big lion, he would be killed by the radiation

[@thetetrisking]

@@flambedread9532 travis is radioactive big lion will die if travis confronts him

[@miastefan9905]

you underestimate his power

[@game_shifter1]

2 years later and i still say "swiss virginia" with them.

[@unitgamex2972]

You mean 1 year ago?

[@tommykoehler9777]

I can’t even imagine how schlatt would’ve made the United States

[@heylindsey7519]

truly wouldve been chaotic madness also

[@tarrahforcier477]

Would be full of big horny men, schlatt coins, and stal in one of the corners burning.

[@lamijabrzina6964]

c a p i t a l i s m

[@sirussirus7602]

everything is Brooklyn and the economy is booming yet ruined

[@tarrahforcier477]

Hold on guys i did see a comment where shlatt actually joined the call in this video. Look for shlatt in the video!

[@janputz4157]

I'd like to imagine that Ted in his youth started the rage comic trend.

[@dogwithabeard2612]

He has sinned

[@componentgames]

What if you wanted to go to heaven But Big Lion said *B I G L I O N*

[@avgchoobafan]

And then he yeet a Nuke over pheb

[@hayleyhanna8949]

Pheb didn’t stand a fucking chance against B I G L I O N

[@sarahd8879]

In the span of 6 minutes, “Big Lion” was said 23 times

[@LEGO_IndianaJones69420_]

Rookie numbers

[@tristanmoore9265]

Travis’s drawing looks like the work of a schitzo, meanwhile Ted is on a whole other level.

[@sarcasticstudios2344]

Teds map is one of somebody having a religious seizure

[@newtthewizard3942]

Coming from my mind.

[@phantomphoenix4981]

Travis was a true master piece

[@colasap7367]

15:27 technically the man in the box is a close up image *big lion can break the 4th wall*

[@meaganbrady2737]

_he's so powerful_

[@Zaire82]

We aren't safe in the third dimension.

[@hoverfish9286]

No one is safe from BIG LION

[@Bane_KB]

420 likes. i wont like

[@cartercravillion]

B I G L I O N

[@titovro1087]

Carson’s next stream is gonna be just “BIG LION” lmao

[@Cytise91]

Carson ရဲ့လာမယ့်စီးဂုဏ်နင့်ကြီးမားသောသည်ခြင်္သေ့ဖြစ်ဖြစ်ပါသည်

[@gabunne]

@@Cytise91 same

[@ActualDavis]

3:35 well well.

[@ricepresident2990]

“Where are you from?” “Oh I’m from the right cheek of BIG LION”

[@quillllly]

I'm from S, more specifically Washington.

[@eyelandss]

@@quillllly I'm from Rode Island but don't tell B i g L i o n about that

[@king_rhoam_412]

Quilly Which Washington...

[@eyelandss]

@@king_rhoam_412 The one near Washington next to Washington

[@king_rhoam_412]

Pixel Eye o-oh... okay...

[@0oSSSo0]

That lion storyline is one of the best i've seen in the years to come.

[@1nsgnfgnt]

couldn't have worded it better myself

[@callmefox630]

He's so fucking powerful...

[@eatyourcereal943]

420th like

[@KeloMellow11]

Would watch sequel

[@SPG69]

Everyone: 2020 couldn’t get any worse right? 2020: BIG LION

[@aidannorvell3839]

SSHHHHH your giving God ideas for August

[@SPG69]

aidan norvell Well fricking played sir, well fricking played

[@pissapocalypse]

He's so fucking powerful

[@ericksapinho]

OH SHIT... *BIG LION*

[@thehairylarry]

Oh shit...

[@quarth9396]

15:27 i hate that this is my sense of hunor but i can't stop laughing 15:37 BRO HAHAHA

[@amelonnamedkate1400]

“How do you draw a 4 leaf clover? I want to put it on my alligator” -Traves

[@ultimatetrashboy419]

B I g l I o n - guy from video

[@1nsgnfgnt]

@@ultimatetrashboy419 Ted. his name is Ted.

[@maciej6898]

*puts on a 5 leaf clover*

[@kams8759]

*I'm sorry?*

[@CookerSeven4]

9:51

[@spoopy_robino]

I could listen to Ted whispering in fear of Big Lion for actual hours, that shit's hysterical

[@mistzy6000]

Country Roads Take me home to the place I belong Swiss Virginia

[@dangroll7766]

lazuli real Fasnacht hours

[@loganlovesdubstep]

Munster mommaaaaaaa

[@unfortunatelyswagged6226]

*Washington, U

[@Hokie4Life]

I’m not sure if that’s offensive or not being from West Virginia shit a propane tank blew up a recycling center so welcome to West Virginia

[@dluziond]

wish i still found these as funny as i used to

[@PhawkkP]

i still do tbh

[@funny250wall]

I hate Traves now

[@saultfry501]

@@funny250wall why? Did he do something wrong?

[@funny250wall]

@@saultfry501 told Keemstar of all people about Carson talking to underage girls, I would be fine with it if it was anyone other then Keemstar

[@saultfry501]

@@funny250wall Oh it was him that did that? Damn, that really sucks

[@donutqq]

"big lion doesn't exist" they said.. "he can't hurt you" they said...

[@PentaromaLMA0]

"But oh they were wrong" they realized *then the cock and ball torture with a rock started*

[@phillipcastellanos6308]

oh god..............................................................

[@FishAnvil]

My therapist: Big lion isn't real, he can't hurt you Big Lion: *nukes pheb*

[@grayyarg424]

then pheb died

[@bdb1968]

They were lion

[@t2pdaybreak422]

"Is That Michigan At The Top? The Great Lakes?" "No, Its *Hamburger Helper* "

[@shelfdefence1112]

Classic mistake, I mean they're practically identical after all.

[@mayhateclub]

hambelper hurger

[@mintyeye1203]

hurger hambelper

[@rhinokick6606]

hermbelper herper

[@coopern8041]

as someone who lives in michigan i can confirm michigan is just hamburger helper

[@smallfoot5689]

Big Lion is so powerful this video made it into number 2 on trending

[@K_hessel]

small foot Big Lion is number one, and always will be, he just wanted to see his destruction in number 2

[@raquetdude]

3rd on Trending in UK

[@nayeli0k461]

Trying to reach 20 subs Any help will be appreciated 🥴🥴

[@Ben-yz5qe]

Had to revisit Big Lion, thank you twitter

[@Gioofteamrocket]

Me too, but because I remembered him randomly

[@MaskedHatchet]

Ted: it has an arching arm of darkness Travis: why doesn’t the arm have a shadow? Ted:it’s its darkness arm Travis: that didn’t answer my question Ted: shut up Travis.

[@skimpskomp]

yes, i too have watched that part of the video.

Ah, yes i have too watched that part of the video, but captioning it makes it funnier. Am i right everyone?

[@jrmacdaddy99]

This may be the hardest I've ever laughed at a youtube video in my adult life. Thank you Ted

[@natehoulihan9442]

jrmacdaddy99 i almost passed out laughing to this, thank you ted

[@spoonk17]

@Noose Is Loose thank ted now

[@teagan9680]

i could barely breathe

[@goddhasspoken270]

My mouth is dry even though I'm drinking coke

[@SparaticSpartan]

oh god.....it’s....big lion........

[@andrewthomasprism9388]

I feel like Travis is living on a whole other plain of existence.

[@MONKEYDC0C0]

He is honestly, adorable no homo

[@supesmin446]

He’s so cute

[@ratinacagerage1620]

Like snoop dog

[@fartypebbles]

He thinks fourthb dimensionally

[@LL-tr5et]

i feel like you're plane stupid

[@fallen7225]

3:42 oh boy, the irony.

[@officialelonmuskyoutubecha4905]

Drinking game: take a shot every time Ted says “BIG LION”

[@1nsgnfgnt]

only 24 shots? if i counted correctly

[@platinumbananium]

Enjoy alcohol poisoning

[@1nsgnfgnt]

@@SolangeAbri oH

[@CadChamberlain]

"Can I add more diamond?" "no" (photo of Simon Cowell pops up) *"Uh oh"*

[@skimpskomp]

yes, i too watched that part of the video

[@straightfromdema]

SmugHatKid lol

[@reaperx652yt7]

Stinky

[@straightfromdema]

What time?

[@cian8247]

Kremit The Froggo 13:52

[@shawnritz]

Nothing’s cuter than Travis voice cracking while saying “rainbow!”

[@breadsticks471]

ALSO WHEN HE SAYS "the peas"

[@spyro2869]

*traves is honestly great lmao*

[@jumbo6543]

Travis as absolutley adorable, 10/10

[@jumbo6543]

@ Agreed

[@mr.krinkle952]

Travis is cute! UwU

[@scratchpost7]

It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen this I cry every time. I’m showing this video to my children

[@qwerty_studios]

same

[@RichardCheezman]

That quote about taking your ex back has me coming back to this video every time I’m in the middle of a sad break up, and here I am again. I feel much better after watching. Thank you Big Lion!

[@AR-fs4zz]

Ted: *Big lion the imminent has nuked half of all life on earth. No one is safe. Big lion is coming* Traves: _and over here we have my John Deere tractor who’s wearing diamonds_

[@ryguy8924]

2040: My kid:Dad look at the big lion! Me: Oh God No...

[@OliAtypical]

So powerful...

[@GridDweller77]

he's huge

[@cherrypepsi3217]

Pheb didn't stand a chance...

[@thedoctor1263]

He’s so fucking powerful

[@Scarasmoochies]

I really can’t breathe right now and it’s Ted and Travis’ fault

[@xxRetardGamingxx]

*its fucking big lion*

[@Squid_does_games9638]

It’s fucking big lion

[@witheredtoashes9148]

*_ITS. FUCKING. B I G. L I O N._*

[@ethtan6124]

IT . IS . FUCKING . BIG . LION .

[@haner7462]

Ted's map fucking killed me and then we cut over to Travis with Simon Cowell