I designed a restaurant that tortures both the customers and employees

[@CallMeKevin]

Let me know if you want a reservation by dropping a like, no cancelations!!!!!!

[@Salty_exe]

Hells yea

[@jacobbruce2573]

Kevin if I complain...will I be brutally murdered?

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

I would like a reservation right now please. Also, can I get some pufferfish and a water?

[@CasuallyRaining]

Will Kevin say hello back to me?

[@Fiskeplaske]

Yees please

[@maltekopp6419]

Kevin could just call the video “I designed a restaurant” and we would already know the rest

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

yes

[@cdanimationstudios9152]

yes

[@ghostface7825]

yes

[@cobratradition]

yes

[@nerdydragon25]

yes

[@ourobonetic9025]

And on today's episode of Kitchen Nighmares: Gordon fears for his life and get's the fuck out of the restaurant.

[@mackenziedesire7515]

I misread that as Kevin Nightmares at first, which honestly seems equally fitting

[@mrsilikeeggs]

I want a Kitchen Nightmares episode at Jim's restaurant.

[@bengal4047]

@@mrsilikeeggs Needs to be the final season finale, bc I doubt Gordon's immune to deliberately-incorrectly-prepared pufferfish

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

“I designed a restaurant that tortures both the customers and employees” Flashback to Jim’s Restaurant in The Sims

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

@@IamaPERSON thank you a person

[@IamaPERSON]

@@nicholasdelpizzo1594 you're welcome

[@MANTUEFLIE2]

Did you mean: the *SINS*

[@Eclxpze]

@@IamaPERSON i didnt know you watch call me kevin aswell

[@ZayRashod]

"if someones sees this, SEND HELP" nice try Kevin's Editor get back in the dungeon

[@SaphiraTessa]

Wait, where did it say that? I missed it

[@pandabear8862]

@@SaphiraTessa in the beginning, when it shows the editing screen

[@CLAIRE-_-.]

@@pandabear8862 time stamp??

[@DeletedUserwqDaOxzQ]

@@CLAIRE-_-. in the... in the beginning...

[@CLAIRE-_-.]

@@DeletedUserwqDaOxzQ Lol sorry. When I watched it I couldn't see it. I didn't realise how small it was. Thanks tho

[@Paleodude626]

If Thomas isn't immortalised as a waiter in Jim's next restaurant then i'm going to form a 1 man riot. That man is a saint.

[@sewerg0blin]

you say immortalised as if he's not gonna get killed off by jim himself

[@aliwebb3344]

two man riot*

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@sewerg0blin Isnt that what he mean by "inmortalised"? He will haunt Jims restaurant as ghost forever.

[@leonunderwood1659]

It’s such a shame that Kevin couldn’t serve pufferfish nigiri.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

Well it's a fast food restaurant. He might be able to do it at a fancier restaurant

[@iamarok]

Or water

[@uncouthkoala]

Just so everyone remembers, this man used to own a retail business.

[@WatcherKoops4677]

@@despacito2390 all the experience has come to great use

[@frostfang1]

wow he truly is evil in its purest form. He was managing that yet could turn around and do this so easily. He lures us in with his devil hand at music and then has us watch him drive retail shops and prisons into the ground.

[@MaximumEfficiency]

where?

[@godofchaosandmadness]

@@MaximumEfficiency Ireland of course

[@MaximumEfficiency]

@@godofchaosandmadness what did he sell?

[@thekingofbboys3371]

Kevin somehow finds a way to ruin everyone’s life

[@sianblack3042]

even the rats

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

So just a normal video then 😆🤣

[@SaraIsTired]

Besides our’s

[@callmeturg]

even the intro was chaos,,this will be good

[@CMK3802]

Yooooo turg

[@callmeturg]

@@CMK3802 hello!!

[@callmeturg]

thank you kevin 🥺❤️

[@CMK3802]

@@callmeturg how are you?

[@callmeturg]

@@CMK3802 i'm doing good! how are you?

[@harryarm123]

Me: *see’s the title * “Ah, we’re doing the Jim method I see!”

[@kylebob6045]

Beans

[@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036]

i mean you could easily confuse this for the sims video of hells kitchen

[@rinqueen]

If Kevin actually opened a restaurant I would both want to visit and never want to step foot within 30 miles of the place

[@FuntimeLetsPlays]

I mean he did own a retail store once...

[@Newseyy]

@@FuntimeLetsPlays But that was before the accident

[@allisonfitzmaurice6948]

“Is this the Krusty Krab?” “No this is Kevin.”

[@peacefulsnail7352]

"Is this Kevin?" "No this is Thomas."

[@steveradroach9101]

@@peacefulsnail7352 "Is this Thomas?" "No this is Sparta!"

[@malladus23]

when he said, "thomas here is stressed", I really felt that on a *personal* level

[@captain_frozo891]

Thomas want a potion to turn you into a train

[@StijnManBro]

I threw your plushie at someone in Pokerstars VR. Then they got one out of their stash and threw one back. You have made an impact.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

I imagine Kevin's staff discovering fries went something like this: **Accidentally cuts potato into french fry shape** "Oh my God we'll be rich call the boss CALL THE BOSS!"

[@poeticalllarmy7855]

Burger King : "why eat with a clown when you can eat with a king." Kevin : Let me introduce you to our great leader.

[@Whispervr]

We don't even need the "torture" part of titles anymore, it's okay Kevin, we've come to expect it

[@mioszs1830]

Kevin is 150% more Irish when he's mildly annoyed

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin is the most funniest irish youtuber ever, he deserves more subscribers, or they will feel the wrath of dear leader Jim Pickens

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@mr_premier6868]

i thought he was american?

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

@@IamaPERSON - Hey thanks man

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 you're welcome

[@nightorchid5031]

sorry but its most funny or funniest. Pet peeve, Im sorry

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I design a diner that tortures both the customers and employees" The name of the diner is probably after Jim's name

[@AvengedToni]

It's Pickens Chickens

[@AvengedToni]

@@kittykat9074 And they only serve free nuggies to get people in their cult

[@mahsofabishweenie1866]

Your Local Joy and Happiness, judging by the profile pic i think you need to add a local source of hope as well

[@tarekmoneimsaid]

I like the fact that when his restaurant was a mess with the deep fryers mixed with tables and a single overworked employee, it was doing better than when he tried to actually fix it by having a kitchen, more space for customers and more staff :)

[@manologamerss5801]

Well, adding loads of staff with salaries and multiple fryers when only one of them can cook at a time due to there only being one cutting board may have been the main issue.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@manologamerss5801 The moral is that Kevin should never try to fix anything.

[@manologamerss5801]

@@pedrovallefin8406 That's honestly not that far-off. Whenever Kevin "fixes" something he forgets about something and ends up having to fix that later. And the video ends when he is no longer able to fix what he forgot the last time he tried to fix things.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Opened up Kevin s video Kevin yells Everyone: Jesus Christ our Fecking ears

[@hannah27117]

“Oof”

[@IamaPERSON]

@@hannah27117 oof indeed

[@melissalonla]

Here from a jacksepticeye vid so I wasnt phased

[@Larissa-mt5dv]

"Time sure does fly when you get absolutely no breaks from work and you're here forever" is honestly just a mood during covid. Has it been a year? Two years? Who knows. Not me, thats for sure.

[@STORMDAME]

I work in events so by the time I get back to work I'll have forgotten how to do it.

[@Acquaintance6336]

"two years?" How this hurts

[@freedomdiev3353]

@@Acquaintance6336 It hasn't felt like two years at all. 2021 was just a void in time for me.

[@aarongillway]

Game: Exists Kevin: How Can I Ruin The NPC's Life

[@bbket9618]

"I designed a restaurant that tortures both the customers and employees" Mcdonalds:you dare challenge me? Kevin:with the power of jim pickens....yes

[@PastelGothic]

Seven Eleven: "HOLD MY (Cheap and horrible) BEER"

[@nobenzo69]

Im only at 1:40 and he's already trying to make his restaurant into tekeshi's castle

[@Nicole_Shadow]

Kevin: “I have no where to store the potatoes. You know what just block these doors with potato storage” Gigantic room he literally just built: AM I JOKE TO YOU?!?

[@hamonrye7415]

Thomas: "theres nothing to do" Kevin: Just you wait.... *2 Minutes later*

[@jamie0325]

Um I’m allergic to um.. restaurants, yeah sorry can’t come sorry Kevin nothing personal or anything not at all

[@jcb523]

1:15 “it’s a magical, magical fruit.” idk why this made me laugh so much😂

[@JennieQueen-o3k]

i seriously had a shitty day, i’m so grateful for kevin. sometimes i really depend on his uploads for any seratonin

[@ratboy2791]

Mood tbh

[@TheIrishDino]

This sums up Kevin. Murder, destroying lively hoods and doing it all while serving awful food.

[@MrProvincial]

That's the content I subscribed for. I'm not even trying to be funny, that's 100% accurate.

[@DC.....]

00:01 Right i can't be the only one who freaked and thought their CPU was Fecked Up

[@RanDom-lk6rx]

I was having a bad day and then “it’s a magical magical fruit!” blessed my unworthy ears

[@urfavjoxo]

At this point torture from you doesn’t surprise us anymore Kevin

[@danielthomas2]

I'm convinced the headphone snapping is giving Kevin slow but ever increasing brain damage

[@kayplaya86]

I love how they kept walking through the mousetrap door and there were no complaints about stepping on a mousetrap

[@samhedges9163]

This was literally my experience working in catering for the first time as an apprentice. 3 months in they were letting me open up by myself and getting later and later turning up so I used to start the day opening, prepping and serving and cooking before the owners got in. Glad someone else has finally gone through my pain!

[@XellosNi]

"I must not forget about my bread and butter, though. Which is potatoes." -The Irish when Russians claimed the idea of vodka for themselves

[@bigpp505]

9:37 “hello I would like a pizza please.” “Aw sorry we don’t have pizza.” “What did you sell out of all your pizza?” “No we never sold them in the first place now would you like some nuggets.”

[@notmyrealnamesorry3118]

Soon may the chicken man come, to bring us nuggies, salt and rum, One day when the nuggies where done it kept the restaurant full.

[@thegame5126]

she had not been, two weeks from barn

[@YouurrMommm]

Kevin: "It's a magical, magical fruit" Um Kevin. . . . . .You know potatoes are vegetables right? R-Right-?

[@CarolinaBassHunter]

Yes, they will definitely complain about free food. I'm a waiter. This is 100% correct.

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

"It's a magical, magical fruit." Kevin really doesn't get out much.

[@JacktheRah]

"I designed a restaurant that tortures both the customers and employees" Well Kevin, you officially invented Starbucks. Or McDonald's, both fit that description.

[@danielcortes4887]

Kevin, your videos really help me. I’ve been feeling a bit bad in the last week, and one of the little things that really help me are your videos

[@Kaybug150]

That restaurant is what my houses in TS1 looked like. LOL.

[@dedu98]

Yes

[@misssilver11]

Kevin you’re not only my favorite KZbinr, but you’re also my favorite source of entertainment. I love all of your videos! They always brighten my day

[@GoEvenHarder]

0:20 "I thinking potaytoes" "Potahdoes" "Tomeaydoes" "Tomahdoes" "Let's call the whole thing oooooff"

[@lunanightingale]

0:00 Me when I open 8 tabs of CMK videos and play them all at once

[@satyadivyach4544]

Thomas(initially) : There's no work to do.. Kevin : Ah, just you wait *evil smile* *Makes him do the dishes, cleaning, cooking and serving* Thomas : I should NOT have said that.

[@DarknessLPs]

I love this video, It is just like the videos I used to watch when I subbed originally. None of that dumb headphone slapping, humorous content, doesn't feel scripted, it's perfect Kevin. PERFECT!

[@Twigglebaron]

The weird thing is, it seemed like Kevin was genuinely trying for a minute there. But then it went all to shite and I felt better.

[@beckycegg9767]

I feel like this is so authentic to how working in the service industry feels apart from the customers are less angry.

[@saxomarphone]

Thomas needs to be hired into Jim’s next restaurant, he’s the hero we need

[@Mr.5ame]

I WILL SOLVE WORLD HUNGER until my restaurant goes out of business

[@midotaku9261]

Past Kevin calling a potato a fruit is proof past Kevin is an intellectual

[@Vimii]

Thank you for supporting the new game Call me Kevin :D I saw the developer on reddit posted a release and I bought it, it was so fun!

[@PBI45]

Now this is a restaurant I can invest in

[@Dylan-xm6ix]

13:23 Look Ma, I’m in a video game!

[@oliverrhys5351]

14:07 This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

[@loweshaw]

I dont know how you keep this up every day. You make life a little better for all of us man. You are a legend!

[@ESCEra13]

Day 259 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@captain_frozo891]

Wait *w h a t*

[@BaconDanglers]

Happy birthday

[@JennieQueen-o3k]

and i’m still here supporting u! upppp+++

[@ashrowan2143]

Oh damn your still at it, this is dedication

[@vijunair1250]

You are one hell of a dedicated person I've ever seen

[@HostaAnimations]

1:50 They're locally sourced Rat Nuggies

[@jackbudi]

Again? This is at least the third time!

[@IamaPERSON]

Third time's the charm

[@captain_frozo891]

193858382485838385 times the charm

[@charlottemartyr]

I’m genuinely disappointed you didn’t accidentally block in your customers like I did, I would’ve paid to see you space out only to realize your angry customers are literally shitting in your floor XD

[@weeeeee7844]

Tbh I really enjoy Kevin’s restaurant/ food related games Just look at his misery meat 😂

[@hiimarandomweebwithanezuko1317]

Everyone: debt Kevin: negative money

[@tracer.s]

Kevin is missing the obvious opportunity to re-brand and serve French food in order to really take advantage of these rats.

[@azeemsyed8550]

14:58 The single cutting board had me dying!!!

[@victorial9772]

An all potato restaurant does sound pretty amazing honestly

[@lxshwa]

the “trying to create ambíõncé“ send me

[@willie7725]

That seemed like an especially painful headphone drop

[@thatgentalmen]

I was scared for a second when he actually went through with the kitchen, but then I remembered nothing perfect for long with Kevin, and I was releavd when I saw the row of tables.

[@lionwilliams5390]

Look up The Test Trilogy on Steam if you haven't played it yet. Everyone should experience it AT LEAST once... No spoilers, just try it. ♥

[@animekitten321]

"what have you been using -? OH MY GOD THE FISH TANK" nearly spit out my tea

[@Nebulao]

This man is sadistic, I love it!

[@kalasrey4675]

I swear to god, I saw the title alone, and fully expected to hear "hey guys it's josh, and welcome to Let's game it out" when the video started

[@SirAbrahamSlaps]

I don’t mind the echoing- it’s like many Kevins are speaking at once- heavenly ❤️❤️💖😍

[@user-mx6kq1bo8w]

Banana

[@foxgamer1737]

@@user-mx6kq1bo8w No. I do not like your insult.

[@notevenmatbarzal7137]

kevin is the living embodiment of chaos i love it here

[@wyvern_legends839]

Torture restaurant Press X to invest Me: *Spams X

[@MrHumannnn]

4:47 No, the deep fryer

[@danredacted4630]

"I designed a restaurant that tortures both the customers and employees" isn't that just a denny's?

[@spunkinator13]

HAH!

[@bengal4047]

Nah, you're thinking of a Waffle House

[@MadnessIncVP]

1:34 Kevin creates a Restaurant version of ‘Knock knock’ from Takeshi’s Castle. 8:21 I know that some buffets do that. I getcha.

[@charlotteamalier]

“tortures both the customers and the employees” you mean just a regular mcdonald’s?

[@dedu98]

Shots fired

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

"alright we starting a fast food restaurant I'm thinking potatoes" So a classic Irish restaurant 😆🤣

[@CasuallyRaining]

I thought my headphones broke at the beginning I got scared

[@swirls5000]

0:11 "If someone sees this, send help." Kevin has egos too?

[@Bleep831]

Oh we’re back to Jim’s puffer fish days

[@Ryan-0413]

Yay he’s playing this! Glad to see it, saw the person who made it advertising it on Reddit and a lot of people said he should send a code to Kevin, this game is perfect for him

[@Yu_Chong_Lin]

Well, here we go again boys.

[@Abrissbirne69]

The months sure do fly, when the nuggies fry

[@seriously9571]

Damn, Kevin watch out for Karens

[@olli_online]

kevin really loves his open plans from restaurants to prisons

[@VarietyGamin]

Wait a minute, did he just say a potato is a fruit?

[@certifiedtrash2298]

Kevin is just always such a mood and I don't know if that should be worrying.

[@zachpearce3180]

Bro, I named my baby partly after you. Do you want to see a picture of him? He is part Irish after all!

[@AS-1724]

“I have no toilets here… OH MY GOD THE FISHTANK”🤣🤣🤣 Literally had me rolling