Bitlife but it is a BATTLE ROYALE

Bitlife but it is a BATTLE ROYALE, time for an EPIC VICTORY ROYALE!
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And myself :D
#CallMeKevin #Simulator #Bitlife

[@AkkoroMysty]

Kevin: *gives compliment* Bitlife: “And I took that personally”

[@kanyenorth3428]

@Josh the Joshey Boii kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmbUYoekacmer5o

[@ZombieSazza]

“Usually I do kill for money, but this time it was just for fun…” “Should I quit my job as a pornography historian… no, no, he’s doing it for the passion…” A few minutes into the video and I’m ROLLING with laughter, god bless Kevin

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@sXe.Opinion]

Hagrid?

[@raredays2767]

Damn that's so cool that you've seen this video too. I can't stress enough how awesome that is that we are watching the same video

[@dagodlypug2399]

I’m laughing my ass off throughout the whole video. Having some tea while watching his video, it’s like consuming all the meth you find in this game xD.

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

That was a minute in. A minute and thirty-five seconds.

[@mrbolin8863]

Ahh yes Bitlife, the best battle royale game out there

[@malinifordyce1779]

Hey love ur vids keep it up

[@vghlifsyhsndsnsmga]

@@malinifordyce1779 …they have no videos

[@ryleefisk1764]

If Tetris can get one so can bitlife.

[@spacesheep_]

@@vghlifsyhsndsnsmga- either it's a bot or they think they commented on the video, not replied to this comment

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@AvaTheTwilightZone]

“Face lift, why not! I’d like to be a little bit taller” is such a great line

[@hagrid3348]

hagrid

[@redmist6630]

banger

[@antonizajkowski9698]

hagrid

[@antonizajkowski9698]

@Josh the Joshey Boii huh?

[@homicidal_toast4126]

@@hagrid3348 HAGRID

[@espeonfreak]

I miss the Hagrid cutout. It was like a loving father watching his son play.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@swagittarius5748]

Nawww, that's so wholesome :3

[@Robman92]

@DR. fox wall or wardrobe doors - he’s in a new place in Spain, but you probably know that ^^

[@dragongamesyt6295]

Hagrid.

[@Bakeddru]

He needs to keep it in his bedroom for protection

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

“Fortnite” “pornography” and “hand” should never go in the same sentence. Especially “in hand”.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@mynametagidk]

@@hagrid3348 i agree

[@gamer-er2kd]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@brennanmarsh1572]

Ahem, 11045 Entries.

[@earth2ravenn]

@@hagrid3348 No need to get political dude /j

[@etoinedevries7583]

I love how Kevin can just spam arrow keys to run the hell out of prison, while it's actually really hard to do in mobile because the guard moves 2 spaces for every move you make

[@lamouettegaming]

Yes true i never escape out of prison

[@SieMiezekatze]

The trick is to trap the guard

[@coemcoem7070]

@@SieMiezekatze or get him far away

[@ahobbit1273]

Oh, is that why?? Because I play on mobile and I just assumed Kevin was some sort of puzzle-solving god lol

[@prathamthakur8815]

@Kjs I tried no

[@samsungalaxyxd1823]

a little tip, when they arrest you, look at profesionality bar, if it's high, you got almost no chances of succesfully bribing them

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@notphoenixwright3421]

@Josh the Joshey Boii no

[@notphoenixwright3421]

@@hagrid3348shut up please

[@bananaberry5909]

@@notphoenixwright3421 but Hagrid

[@userAsiral]

@@notphoenixwright3421 Hagrid:(

[@Vociferous]

“I’ll just rely on my lawyers they’re doing a great job so far” *_*Gets sentenced to 17 years*_*

[@ChrisPBacon-ih2kk]

@Tom Simons ᨆ shut up

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ChrisPBacon-ih2kk report it for impersonation

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@notphoenixwright3421]

@@hagrid3348 shut up

[@JJ-bp1yp]

@Not RickRoll 👇👌 bet it's rickroll

[@MrLurkingShadows]

FINALLY MORE BITLIFE

[@YuriAi974]

Lol, I agree

[@veryedgyswan7326]

@Tom Simons ᨆ groomer

[@cactusguy4363]

The sheer accidental genius of a law firm named "Poussey & Swallows" is incredible.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Thelivery]

Hagrid?

[@Alexander-qq6ub]

Hagrid.

[@awesomemuscleman1153]

Hagrid

[@justawhiskey41]

Hagrid

[@FeloniousAngel]

Honestly this is the most successful serial killer bitlife that I've seen. You got away with SO MUCH for so long.

[@thelasthunter3123]

"I hope this guy isn't a cop" Oh don't worry Kevin, Desmond Miles isn't a cop, but he might've had an ancestor that was, granted most of em were assassins.

[@beanface7408]

Something that might come in handy to know is that there is a hidden karma attribute. Basically it determines how lucky you are when the game does a dice roll. If you do evil things it gets lowered, which is why evil characters usually fail, and good ones massively succeed. I don't know if it will do anything, but you can try to balance everything you do with something good, comforting your friend for example. Ifk if this will work though Kev

[@xNeariax]

Meditation can also help. It raises/fills a random (hidden) stat occasionally and yes, that includes Karma. Can be a good way to instantly "come back" from a life of crime if the RNG works out.

[@gothboithick]

fascinating 🤯

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

You gotta find it funny that the adoption agency Dosen't give Kevin a kid for no house and not for being a murderer

[@zacharyheine4177]

*alleged murderer

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

That conviction got overturned so he no longer has a record.

[@frenchbreadstupidity7054]

@@thewanderingmistnull2451 You have a record even if you are innocent. It's just empty. Being investigated by default puts your identity in the police register.

[@ifu138]

3:16 "Kevin has fathered a boy named Jim." Appropriate.

[@texancornholio9100]

What are we doing today Kevin. Oh spitting in kids faces with a smile. The content I love

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@xavierhernandez-dones4497]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@MHF786]

Fortnite gamer: *spits on parents* His parents: we have decided that we do not want to live together any more.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@alduin2437]

2:10 the hitman was Desmond from assassins creed, this makes me happy.

[@lelouchs]

was scrolling to see if anyone else noticed this LMAO

[@Kusanagi672]

And one was o-ren ishii

[@pedrostormrage]

11:12 "I gave someone a compliment and he hit my skull and killed me" That's the DM punishing you for not being faithful to your chaotic evil alignment 😈

[@Cynder757]

Realistically speaking, it's kinda impossible to kill everyone you meet if you always resort to hitmen cause you'd have to hire hitmen for your hitmen for the rest of eternity

[@benjamincusolito9291]

“How do I cheer myself up?” May I suggest a paddle boat

[@oliversveinsson8018]

Fun fact: A mack is a confident, successful man that has many sexual partners

[@livingcheese2910]

Well, if there would be a superhero called Mack, I would be his counterpart: Anti-Mack.

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

Why are there so many positive names for men who sleep around?

[@Bigman-ff6eo]

@@FIREcrochethairstyles 🦵

[@Karin-fj3eu]

@@FIREcrochethairstyles we all know why smh

[@chrispbacon5313]

@@FIREcrochethairstyles Society is twisted

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

“Sentence: life” “Your prison sentence has been extended by seven years” My god, it’s a miracle!

[@ThePiprian]

I think america does that. Life + 10 years or 2 life sentences is possible afaik.

[@happycheese5135]

"I love Fortnite and I'm a pornography historian. They go together hand-in-hand." The phrasing here is just *chef's kiss*

[@xSunnyFlowersx]

For a moment, I thought Kevin had a toothbrush attached to his headphones. If it was, I wouldn’t question it because it’s Kevin

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@king_sombrero8193]

@@hagrid3348 true

[@eggs8021]

@@hagrid3348 Egg

[@TheBeastofthem1]

Kevin: "Turns out all I need is some friends" Also Kevin: "Can I kill those friends?" (PRISON GANG)

[@ZombieSazza]

“What is it? What is it about ‘Fortnite Gamer’ that people don’t like?” Out of context that’s just hilarious

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@awesomemuscleman1153]

@@hagrid3348 did Kevin refuse to marry you?

[@notphoenixwright3421]

@@hagrid3348 can you just stop

[@tau_noob7993]

1:26 Ah, Kevin, you looted him! See, you can't have this Epic Victory Royale™ without looting defeated opponents!

[@CalllanDowns]

Very true

[@trajanvazquez473]

Kevin: *hires DESMOND MILES, the legacy Assassin* Also Kevin: "I hope he wasn't a cop"

[@georgevirvorin2714]

Desmond was not an assassin.

[@Lyoejia]

@@georgevirvorin2714 yes he is!

[@ajmillendez478]

​@@Lyoejiawhat a coincidence of a Killer in the Game named Desmond Miles haha

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Start Fortnite's life" Might be the most blursed sentence Kevin has ever said in his chanell

[@dysonburt3309]

No just cursed

[@barticgameoshawottsquad6149]

@@dysonburt3309 agreed

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@notphoenixwright3421]

@@hagrid3348 shut up

[@sparrowsfight]

@@notphoenixwright3421 If you don’t like it just ignore it

[@pedrostormrage]

2:54 "He called me a mack" Mack is "a confident, successful man who has many sexual partners". It was meant as a compliment, since you went along with what they asked. 5:27 Ratchet is "a derogatory slang term in hip hop that, in its original sense, referred to an uncouth woman, and may be a Louisianan version of the word 'wretched' or a variation of the word 'ratshit' ".

[@thecollector6584]

If only Kevin knew he was causing a battle royale in my heart or something like that…

[@MissSweetieShortie]

If only Kevin knew how much I loved him....

[@MissSweetieShortie]

Can we share him 🥺

[@samistas]

@Tom Simons ᨆ Bruh

[@MHF786]

r/youtried

[@KuueenKumi]

Big same

[@neptunestardust]

Guys i don’t know how we gonna do this but we gotta help Kevin become a voiceover actor

[@phoebedarker]

Hopefully we can

[@kimisayo2447]

I see that tan of yours kicking in Kevin. Spain's treating ya well.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@ATZIN_Official]

1:05 Gotta love how Kevin clearly doesn't realize he killed his father

[@bobpancakesbutdivorcedandh1606]

Yay, Kevin's Bitlife videos are amazing! I love them and they're always so funny. Love ❤️

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@bobpancakesbutdivorcedandh1606]

@@IamaPERSON oh my god, thanks! didn't expected it at all 😳

[@IamaPERSON]

@@bobpancakesbutdivorcedandh1606 unfortunately, a bit named tom Simmons ruined it

[@bobpancakesbutdivorcedandh1606]

@@IamaPERSON he is so annoying tbh 😂

[@IamaPERSON]

@@bobpancakesbutdivorcedandh1606 help me mass report it?

[@KuueenKumi]

I love Kevin's Bitlife videos, he's so good at making creative scenarios to play out.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@kewoshk]

Yeah his The Sims playthroughs are pretty good too

[@KuueenKumi]

@@kewoshk God yes. His imagination is boundless and I'm here for it. I hope he does some more Sims 2 this week, that series is just a fine mess

[@BennyLlama39]

Kevin: "The rule of this challenge is, everyone I meet, I must kill because it is Battle Royale." Me: In other words, you've applied Among Us to a different game. : )

[@nilufer6773]

I was re-watching Kevin's Bitlife videos today and this notification made me euphoric

[@hagrid3348]

hagrid

[@lovelysophxox]

““friends say they suspect he harbored some dark secrets” ok that’s a lie for two reasons 1. he had no secrets, they were all upfront and 2. he had no friends, they were all dead” 😂😂😂 17:50

[@strawberryfields1094]

Kevin, I just want to thank you so much for helping me get through the past year with laughter. I am a nurse that has been working on the frontlines of Covid since the beginning here in the USA and that was hard. Even harder still, my best friend of over 20 years died on June 15th of this year. On a good note, I am in the last week of my master's degree in nursing and will be graduating on August 15th and will be a nurse practitioner. Your videos have been the background soundtrack to my life for years and I felt it necessary to thank you at this time. You've really made the hard times a little easier. Thank you so much.

[@olwynlamberti]

I know I am a month late but, congrats on becoming a nurse!

[@humlegard-gaming]

Of course Kevin is the youtuber that makes a bitliferoyale because why wouldnt he? I mean im not complaining.

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

I watched so many of Kevin's Bitlife videos that now when there's a new one and he says stuff like "I'm gonna kill everyone I meet" or "I'm making every wrong decision possible" I struggle to understand how that's not what he normally does.

[@Antz3The3rd]

2:12 OMG It's more than an Assassin, it's the main character of what used to be the series.

[@R3fug333]

2:12 Desmond Miles is the protagonist of the first few Assassin's Creed games.

[@cypherusuh]

3:40 I ALWAYS fell off my chair whenever Kevin slips in these kinds of remarks. Man's a genius!

[@12341170]

Kevin's title:'Bitlife but it is a battle royale' Ah so just the normal murdering people but competitive...

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@__pyro]

@@hagrid3348 yes

[@smugbowkid9919]

This is just “BitLife but I’m an absolute gamer.”

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@__pyro]

@@hagrid3348 yes

[@joenamath5480]

I like the fact that the challenge of the video was him trying to kill everyone he met, yet he does that every BitLife video anyway. It makes for some of the most entertaining content I've ever seen.

[@headlesszebra9857]

age 17: "whenever i hear Keith Urban lately, i begin sobbing uncontrollably" are you okay, fortnite?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@barticgameoshawottsquad6149]

This is my favourite series, you always make these videos amazing

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@totallynothatguy1698]

Kevin, if you master Taekwando, you get the Eagle Strike assault option. If you hit someone in a sensitive part (head, throat, etc.) then they always die. It works better if you’re fit, too

[@connorflathers1075]

I thought this was about real life and I was like, how come we haven’t learned this yet?

[@totallynothatguy1698]

@@connorflathers1075 did I say it wasn’t?

[@varen3572]

Thanks Kevin for helping me get through tough times, I hope the move to Spain is going well Day 54 of asking Kevin to please perform a cover of Wicked Game with Anna thank you

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@elmondo-s1e]

Another excellent episode of Kevin’s many bitlives. The incredible variety, the myriad options, the utter nonsense, you’ll never get bored of watching him play this game.

[@pagansbasin6657]

Npcs in BitLife: Kevin joins: Npcs: say sike right now

[@gagne6928]

Reddit moment

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Shimeez]

"Maybe i should go back to what i'm best at, no- wait what he's best at!" *lmfaooo*

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@Shimeez]

@@hagrid3348 ye I agree

[@earthworm_sallyearthworm_s3013]

CallMeKevin: *posts new video about BitLife* Everybody else: *intense clicking*

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@__pyro]

@@hagrid3348 yes

[@armaxinho]

That hitman seemed like snitch, he definitly chose the diIdo to kill them just to lead them to you as you were a historian in that specific genre.

[@pokerusfreak8194]

"if youre new here subscribe" imagine THIS being the first time you've ever seen the cult.... I mean, Kevin... first time you've seen Kevin :)

[@killerlalu1]

I adored this so much and found it absolutely hilarious. I'll move on to another video after a few more watches. 💜😂💚

[@armechaia4646]

I’m about convinced now that Kevin is the one that taught me; Date, Marry, Kill, Profit

[@Vibe.life23]

Every assassins creed player who saw that the hitman’s name was Desmond Miles knew that woman would be dead ☠️ 😂😂🤌

[@umbralbushido8636]

*Stabs you to death* You: "W-why?" Fortnite: *Orange justices out the door*

[@flotnar2512]

"for some reason in this game you cant kill a one year old" *laughs in crusader kings*

[@23paingel]

Kevin: I will kill any new person I meet, I swear none shall survive me. Also Kevin: Hey new people, subscribe so I can see you again.

[@ethandylann]

I hope you've settled and doing well in Spain, Kevin!

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@Random-np5zy]

@@hagrid3348 ur everywhere lol

[@beardednewt2411]

The best battle royale...where you get someone else to kill everyone for you. Winner winner chicken dinner.

[@katz5156]

Always love the bitlife videos lmfao. This was great, love how he unintentionally became a millionaire this time. Other play throughs you tried so hard to get rich and struggled lmfao.

[@Mr-Green0]

0:21 Well, that's one way to cause a divorce. 0:31 That didn't last.

[@revan7383]

One of my mob playthroughs, I whacked every single one of my associates including my boss and every single person I had to extort and somehow didnt get whacked myself

[@haachamachama7]

3:52 Gotta love how this game let's you call a hitman on a "random mall cop" XD

[@nikisc9310]

6:40 Me when I'm trying to impress a girl

[@callmeturg]

Day 139 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

[@navinsewchunder5246]

Hello turg!

[@IamaPERSON]

Report self promoters. Also, how are you, Turg?

[@applesauce723]

Turg Turg

[@nickefstathiou1022]

Turg.

[@IamaPERSON]

@Tom Simons ᨆ MASS REPORT TOM SIMONS!

[@bee6025]

No greater addiction then Kevin's Bitlife addiction.

[@The_Annihilator]

Me watches kevin: Bitlife battle royale KZbin also:here's a bit life ad about killing everyone

[@NerfCav]

"All I needed in life was friends" 5 seconds later "Can I kill those friends?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid .

[@amberclopedia8338]

8:13 I'm not a gamer but if Kevin voice acts in a game, I'll definitely buy and play it.

[@kasu440]

"Every one i meet i must kill" every game kevin plays

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@breanna9119]

"ah face lift, I'd like to be a little bit taller" we just gotta let that slide? 🤣

[@jacobgame2757]

0:10 "Everyone [you] meet must die". How is this different to any other time you play?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@tomguth3714]

Been fan of u for last year but never commented on ur videos kevin but today's vid rly made my day so thank you for all the work u put to your content. Not only are you amazing guy but your vids are all super entertaining and just generally fun :3

[@okayhippie4386]

I've been diagnosed with chronic migraines and am unable to take pain reliever to help. Regardless, Kevin never fails to entertain me and make me feel better :)

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid .

[@sxrahszn4022]

How wholesome of Kevin to act like he wasn’t gonna murder everyone anyway

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@irp3ex]

me: spends 20-30 minutes on each prison escape puzzle kevin: just runs

[@MaxerV19]

I like how when he's getting plastic surgery so people wouldn't recognize him its always the enlargement one as if its gonna be any different 😂

[@TranBinhMinhQP]

“Turn out all i need is some friends,.....can i kill them” -Kevin the fortnite gamer-2021

[@rhysaird-mash9233]

I love how the hitman at the start was called Desmond Miles and Desmond Miles was the main character in Assassins Creed and a hitman and an Assassin are really close in lines of work

[@manajoyce-grace2644]

bro did a spit and his parents split hahaha

[@mightymonkey2044]

Kevin logic Face lift=being taller

[@sonofghouls666]

All I can think about rn reading the title is grognak singing "number one victory royale" on the boat with cherry and those other people

[@hagrid3348]

hagrid

[@gechoman44iwantahippo]

Anybody else notice that Kevin hired an Assassin’s Creed character as his first hitman?

[@HMB106]

12:52 we all know that wasn’t a slip up Kevin. You definitely do this in your spare time

[@AmyPondFangirl]

If you gift your partner a Bitlife Citizenship for $5, they immediately propose to you.

[@tapioca2200]

Dog: *dies* Call Me Kevin: Oh no, Mom gave birth! More people to kill!

[@ollie_04]

Finally a title with "but" in it

[@BaileyandSelene]

Old Bitlife Person: *has money* Kevin: will you marry me

[@kitsu1379]

From the look of his new background, I don't think Kevin's really moved to Spain, I think Jim's just locked him in a cupboard to make him videos

[@mixmaximum752]

Kevin: I went to hit man after habit. The hit man on the other side of the phone: fine guess you’ll die now instead.

[@Neasel.]

Mack: a confident, successful man who has many sexual partners No joke, the actual definition.

[@gothboithick]

from whom/where? the successful part is definitely not a requirement, nor is having many partners. it just means a charismatic dude with game. aka a good flirt.

[@Neasel.]

@@gothboithick Google definitions. Copy/Paste

[@HermioneGranger-yq6he]

Kevin: Im gonna kill my father to get inheritance Game: You inherited $1 Kevin: Im gonna kill for fun Game: You inherited $1.8 million from your father