Okay it's official, I have ruined this town

[@safiya8649]

Honestly surprised Kevin’s held his family together for this long

[@michaelpopup]

Nah he probably cheated

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Come on, with a husband like that you're always going to be able to patch things up.

[@abbysmith8684]

I think he paid his family to stay

[@jooplegaming1103]

He probably has already killed 3 family lets be honest here

[@rockyzachary]

Drunken Hobo i hate you for that pun

[@grandamigos1528]

''If Joe doesn't come home in bedtime I'm going to divorce him'' -patchy

[@rezthaaudia923]

Your husband doesnt come home in bedtime. a. Call him b. DIVORCE

[@nikkiesona]

Seems reasonable.

[@krisb.1565]

Technically it’s “BY bedtime” 😛

[@JotaC]

@@rezthaaudia923 sounds like an episode ad lmao

[@olliemon-hp3ow]

Kevin: "I have ruined this town." His Sims: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

[@hugovinicius2068]

His Sims would probably say like: "A zippy zober door"

[@blueninja012]

@@hugovinicius2068 Ah, gliper gorpdar!

[@hugovinicius2068]

@@blueninja012 Dag dag!!

[@bigbobtank1563]

Doop dorp blid slod

[@kip9793]

Kevin: oh yea sims *fires atomic bomb*

[@JDMoriarty]

As a person who wears an eyepatch because I have no vision on my right eye, I will admit I do say the whole "it was to my right so I didn't notice" quite a lot. So thanks Kevin for calling me out I guess.

[@NikolasoGames]

Why does your avatar look like he has a patch on his left eye? Just curious...

[@cinnamonbummer9504]

@@NikolasoGames he uses the eyepatch on his non-blind eye to prevent it from beying blinded by anything

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

And yet your eyepatch is on the left

[@JDMoriarty]

@@NikolasoGames When I created the avatar using that shitty program it didn't have an option for the other eye, it wasn't until much later that I thought I could've simply rotated the picture and it's been too long since then and also didn't care enough to actually change it.

[@JDMoriarty]

@@cinnamonbummer9504 When I created the avatar using that shitty program it didn't have an option for the other eye, it wasn't until much later that I thought I could've simply rotated the picture and it's been too long since then and also didn't care enough to actually change it.

[@NathanLathroum]

By the first video I was a bit confused why anyone would trust Kevin to be a family man, but by this point I'm just rooting for the man to beat up another priest

[@stefzac9707]

Nathan Lathroum I am rooting for him to actually play the game, like not fuck up.

[@arnisdreshaj7903]

I couldn’t agree more Nathan

[@Groxcima]

Ah, this is the alternate reality where instead of Jim marrying Grim, he married a Pirate and got involved with the mafia

[@whytho8856]

and had a kid named butter that somehow lived past a year old

[@boopthesnoot4465]

No. Jim would be the head of the mafia.

[@TheRedPandaCat]

boop the snoot Who knows, maybe he'll be the head of the mafia by the end

[@boopthesnoot4465]

@@TheRedPandaCat hmmm that's a good point

[@yamato6764]

Instead of starting it

[@jgb2958]

“I’m single handedly ruining this town” I feel like this is a trend on the channel

[@FBIVan-uc3fj]

Congrats u got 2 top comments on the same vid 🤣

[@nickp1370]

Oh yeah! Hi guys, welcome to the ruining sh*t channel!

[@giannidecker2790]

i realize I'm pretty off topic but do anyone know a good site to watch newly released tv shows online ?

[@samsterling4217]

@Gianni Decker flixportal :P

[@giannidecker2790]

@Sam Sterling thanks, I signed up and it seems like a nice service =) I really appreciate it!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"If god himself can't stop me, I'm pretty sure I can take anyone" >Says God himself

[@astrofornaught]

wrong, that's Jim Pickens. Kevin is simply the messenger

[@clerusmith5460]

And you are here too, what a surprise

[@ajfergy5569]

aleister crowley a messiah if you will

[@btchiaintkidding7837]

R u a clone with a same name of "without mustache" ?

[@greenishpiss3588]

Oh hello

[@jgb2958]

“I have no problem killing living things” The game is getting to know you Kevin...

[@SirEmbsry]

Jake 2312 i think your mistaken kevin was always like this just in different games

[@goth.1e]

"Is Mario a plumber?" Kevin, Mario is a racecar driver, doctor, professional tennis player, and an Olympic athlete, I think he might have faked more than just being a plumber.

[@Yara-vr1cp]

I’m surprised that Kevin wears a Batman shirt. I thought that he’d been traumatised after what happened after he saw Batman VS Superman

[@IamCoalfoot]

It's Superman's fault; he's clearly fast enough, he just didn't bother.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Maybe he's trying exposure therapy

[@aryandairshad]

Could be worse. He could've worn a shirt with a car on it.

[@zachhouston514]

@@Thenoobestgirl if that's the case, let's petition for a Frogger video

[@moderatelysizedbird8923]

@@zachhouston514 Nice

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Kevin: "oh there are guns" Me: *has flashbacks of "i have the power of guns" meme*

[@nikkiesona]

Okay, I'll admit it. I'm actually starting to get into this game. I love these videos. Kevin is such a family man.

[@Donnersora]

Happy Birthday Nikkiesona

[@nikkiesona]

@Shaun Gauf Butter is lucky to have such great dads.

[@nikkiesona]

@@Donnersora Happy birthday, friendo! :)

[@IamaPERSON]

What game is this again?

[@reee2326]

@@IamaPERSON Family man

[@IzzieStrange]

"It would never hold up in court so don't bother" You're starting to sound a bit nervous there, Kevin

[@themaniacperham2090]

Hey there friends my name is Kevin , just brings me a smile

[@Himdrewhimself]

Yeah you guys may be his friends but I’m his bestfriend

[@bruhcorporation3653]

Fbi I’m his *boyfriend*

[@user-yo2pz8st6o]

@@bruhcorporation3653 Im his uncle

[@slwcivic]

im lonely

[@TheEmberedOne4409]

@@slwcivic haha...... Same

[@eryn2731]

6:42 hey i think you mispronounced “improving”? might just be the accent idk

[@chrissydiaz9728]

HAHA I LOVE THIS COMMENT

[@SableCatDog]

Best comment.

[@jamie0325]

Patchy and Butter need to go in the CMK lore they’re so special

[@buttertoto378]

It’s been great being apart of his universe

[@SmuggoTheLegit]

@@ChicknNuggsNT no patchy would feck Jim up

[@SmuggoTheLegit]

Wait no I remembered the entire Sims series

[@crackedemerald4930]

I think that the tone is a bit off for the universe. Polar example: Turg

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@SmuggoTheLegit HERETIC!

[@taylorjarvisDP]

I had a dream two nights ago that I won a trip to Ireland that included staying with Kevin and RTGame in their 19th century mansion for two days. They were wonderful hosts but I was awkward as all hell the whole time.

[@IamCoalfoot]

I can only imagine that they were equally awkward, but fortunately you were all in a mansion so there was plenty of space to not be in the same rooms together. :)

[@taylorjarvisDP]

IamCoalfoot Haha I distinctly remember we spent most of our time sitting on the stairs. Me at the top, Kevin in the middle, and RT a couple steps below him. I’m very surprised there was no part of the dream in which I was imprisoned and forced to create bad art.

[@mitchelcaballero8560]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Two apples a day negates the need for love." True words to live by

[@rileythielman1473]

"Have you ever heard of Fleetwood Mac? 'Cause theres a landslide over there." I felt that

[@bones7330]

“2 apples a day negates the need for love” Me: *swallowing apples whole* please for the love of god

[@iliketrains5525]

Your mistake was asking for the love of god, thus implying you need love

[@S_R_S08]

@@iliketrains5525 yup

[@katriinanevanpera8673]

16:05 I don't know if that was Hagrid or just my reflection

[@sillik1329]

I was falling asleep a bit and then I saw hagrid. I don’t think I can go to sleep now...

[@Soupwithbanana]

I was so confused. It scared the feck out of me at first.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Where?

[@williamb8691]

@@sillik1329 yea same i saw hagrid and he looked demonic

[@saijack_]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 turn yo brightness all the way up at 16:05

[@callmeturg]

Kevin’s character in this game: Hated by the town, loved by his family Me: Hated by the town, hated by my family.

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

Just do a few hitman missions and buy some apples for your family. It should work.

[@rwholemilkisgood5050]

xxXXRAPXXxx and kill the rats in the basement

[@SmuggoTheLegit]

@@xxXXRAPXXxx apples? You mean rotten pizza from a strange ally that's why my family loves me

[@aryandairshad]

Have you made sure to hit a priest at least once?

[@nikkiesona]

Thanks for the advice in these replies everyone, I'm gonna go try to fix my life finally!

[@squishysquid._]

“I quit my job, and now I’m my own CEO!” Is he gonna try and sell you some pyramid scheme? Cuz it really seems like it...

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Considering that he manages to sell himself without making no clarification about what bussiness he is in or even what he offers people, other that making his own name into a verb, it feels like the guy manage to make a one-man pyramide scheme. I twould be impresive if the way to sell himself werent so dumb. Like, the FECK sing was probaly more marketable that what he intended to make.

[@tadeuswernicke2829]

When I first discovered Kevin I thought the titles were jokes but now... now... I... I finally realized

[@annah2906]

My dumbass thought you said 'When I first divorced kevin' and got really confused

[@DeathnoteBB]

Did you just discover Kevin?

[@bbuuttercupp]

11:15 „Maybe because he just hit it with a fecking car! I know from experience that makes you sad“ it took me a sec for some reason but omg. Kevin, please, never change. Your videos are the best thing on KZbin right now. And I’m also so glad you‘re continuing this game, I love these soo much!!!

[@xxhipxx1918]

Kevin, you ruin almost EVERY town.

[@wewantfun3322]

He turns every town red

[@tsurra]

Honestly thought this was gonna be animal crossing for a second

[@nikkiesona]

I like to think of it as backward improvement.

[@deadmeme9980]

You need to cross out the almost

[@daefaron]

What town hasn't he ruined? He even made frostpunk people suffer more lol.

[@wandering_poot]

"Don't you dare Bore Ragnarok me!" Don't you mean... _Boar Ragnarok?..._ I'll see myself out, now.

[@skena76]

jump in a river in lego city

[@tiamountford8468]

“I love murder!” Our Dear Leader would be proud

[@moonie5565]

Lol I can't read "I love murder" without hearing it in my head in Goofy's voice

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@moonie5565 Kevin:"I'll f*cking do it again!"

[@nialfrazier3082]

remember when you made peoples alexas and google homes go crazy during stream because you told them to play minions ymca? good times

[@cosmyc666]

Patchy and Butter should be added in the sims or Tomodachi life, I’m all for them joining the lore

[@csengelajos]

"sometimes you make me sad" "I have that effect on people" honestly, me

[@trueskyloss]

11:15 I love how instead of forgetting how he got hit by a car, kevin makes jokes about it in every video

[@rossiroo5426]

16:05 idk why but the Hagrid scared the heck out of me for some reason lmao

[@gtankcorsi8018]

I was worried we would never see Butter and Patchy again but here we are

[@gtankcorsi8018]

GavinDaLazar Batman is mad he’s an orphan so he doesn’t like the Family Man series

[@charlieweasley2534]

0:09 “help me Kevin’s keeping me in the basement I want to see my wife” o.O

[@nobbyjonesm6527]

“Why does everyone hate me” ... “Alright let’s do a hitman mission”

[@sadbird6644]

I love how you listen to your viewers and upload what they ask for

[@rohsrangel]

"Apples are a good substitute for care and attention, right?" God disliked that Eve liked that

[@gryphonbotha1880]

"Everyone hates me - why? Because I'm looking after my family?! They love me at least!" Oh Kevin, you're becoming more and more mafia each time you play this.

[@user-yo2pz8st6o]

Kevin: "Look at my karma, everybody hates me, why????" Also Kevin: Takes hitman mission

[@benwhitehurst6864]

I’m at that point now with Kevin, where I literally like his videos before I even watch them haha

[@grunkster]

I graduated today and i’ve been watching Kevin the entirety of my high school career.

[@Gleeisawesome999]

Congrats, man!

[@TheRabbitPoet]

@The unpredictable Mango they graduated as a cult leader

[@goth.1e]

Congrats!

[@relei]

Kevin you're curing my depression, thanks for existing and making funny videos that keep me distracted ❤️

[@davidmackayy]

"If god himself can't stop me, i'm pretty sure I can take anyone" God disliked that.

[@user-yn1bd4yf3h]

David Mackay plot twist: Kevin is God

[@thegreatpapyrus1665]

Kevin is over heaven

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@user-yn1bd4yf3h No, Jim Pickens is god,he killed both god and the devil and now he became god

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@thegreatpapyrus1665 Is that a jojo reference?

[@jackbudi]

I think you mean Jim

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

"an apple a day keeps the doctor away, 2 apples a day negates the need for love" - from the great philosopher Call Me Kevin :)

[@BoredMurphy]

"God damn look at my karma everyone hates me" Me when I comment my opinion on reddit

[@derick1618]

Despite making up only--

[@atmywhitson]

Haha.. same

[@NikolasoGames]

@@derick1618 lol

[@curtiss.arnold1318]

2:53 as a person who thinks about doing that quite often in real life, this shit was funny as hell, seriously, I love you Kevin 🤣🤣

[@ashleeelliott9310]

Glad you're enjoying playing this, would love to see more !

[@certifiedtrash2298]

Thank you for uploading. Your videos are something I look forward to when I have nothing else to look forward to. It's really helping me! Edit: after seeing that minions YMCA I take back all I've said

[@seriously9571]

"I love murder" -Call me kevin (2020)

[@Emil_Stoltz]

I love that when robbers are about to mug you they just go "Hm!"

[@flowerpower2906]

Kevin: This is my husband, his name is Patchy. Because he is a talented carpenter and patch stuff around the house Me, looking straight at Patchy's eyepatch: ah yes .. ofc.

[@izzym.3364]

I enjoy this series more than any other series on your account, its fun to see you play this and keep everything in check while still being chaotic

[@NachosMB]

Are you going to continue Tomadachi Life? Id love to see you do more stuff in it like have Turg get married

[@nikkiesona]

Hopefully he does. I love those videos.

[@zachhouston514]

He said in a stream he has another episode ready I think

[@the1only17]

Keven is the embodiment of chaotic neutral when he plays video games! It’s beautiful!

[@hisen3.146]

Kevin: My family love me, at least. Me: Didn't you only care about them because they would leave you and that gives you a game over?

[@TheRealAmek]

I love this new miniseries so much, I hope he doesn’t stop playing it anytime soon, it might be one of my favorite series atm

[@thespiceboy5823]

“i’m just trying to make a excuse for drowning myself”

[@lmGoldyy]

When I'm sad i binge watch Kevin's videos, they bring me peace and let me forget stuff for awhile. Thank you Kevin.

[@elise311ful]

more of this, I wanna see how it ends

[@FeelsGoodVibes]

I love Kevin. He just makes my day better.

[@peanutthelion815]

"is that a duck pun?" Well, duck him then.

[@nickjobs8637]

Just like the doctor says, “An Apple a day keeps the mafia away.”

[@_._---.]

Day 1 of asking Kevin to play his 'Episodes' fanfic.

[@Sarah-uz2ov]

He mentioned on stream that he has already recorded an episode of it :)

[@alexmanberg1103]

Please continue this to the end. It's so fun to watch! I need to see what happens to the town of "FECK"!

[@yesellestaken]

casually just waiting here for Desperate Housewives part 4

[@djvallux]

This series is pretty awesome so please Kevin make more of this :)

[@cara3566]

The best series I never knew I needed

[@elliegrigg7129]

Even if I have a real crappy day, watching your videos at the end of it always makes it better. Thanks, Kevin :)

[@ryansabourin3772]

That last time I was this early my girlfriend became pregnant😂

[@alejotassile6441]

Bruh

[@Nope-ht6cc]

*last time I CAME this early

[@jai4757]

this has become one of my favorite series i hope you keep making vids on it if you also enjoy it

[@guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220]

day 18 of reminding the 2.38m subscribers youtuber, call me kevin to play the rest of the fallout new vegas dlcs

[@mickeysmum8589]

Today is the day

[@guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220]

@Batman The Dark Knight you care enough to come here just to try and offend me that's good enough for me

[@jaykay1074]

I can only imagine if Kevin had a kid in real life it would probably go somewhat like the simulations of his families in game.

[@slep3913]

help me Kevin's keeping me in the basement I want to see my wife

[@abbymckain4475]

There definitely needs to be more of this game it just takes an unexpected turn and I love it!

[@jamestobin9364]

This video just came out and it already has 2 dislikes , bruh.

[@jamestobin9364]

@GavinDaLazar yup kinda sad

[@zachhouston514]

Or bots

[@jokku9016]

Thanks for making these videos kevin, even though it may not be new to hear but you bring a smile to my face with your genuine videos :)

[@jeech-bn5yl]

Day 12 of asking for an episode of callmekevin saying "HEY PETER"

[@thereecer6892]

I love that Kevin managed to settle down and have a family without actually settling down

[@moondoria8401]

Day 52 of asking Kevin to play Fossil Fighters.

[@frooploops8139]

This is one of my favourite games that Kevin has ever played. Just when I think it can’t get any weirder, it finds a way.

[@gnomegaming773]

early gang here

[@patrickhalpin6424]

Second

[@shorround]

No

[@mothwater9174]

Yeah im not here

[@JayMontero.]

Wassssupp

[@talhaalam9045]

We need more of this. Maybe even an entire play through

[@bionicarmy04]

Day 391 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@StormyMainShorts]

absolutely.

[@Chlooo.e]

Yesssss iits made for him

[@jennifertrybull3564]

I’ve never seen Kevin try this hard to keep his family happy

[@reverendroar]

1:27 That's an emotional quote that you put on your bathroom/bedroom walls with MLK's 'I have a dream' speech, Neil Armstrong's 'one small step for man Luna landing quote and the lyrics of Smash Mouth's 'All Star'.

[@obliviongaming9930]

Please play more family man it’s so funny to watch you play it. As the story progresses it gets so much better 😂

[@kylerryun1583]

Kevin doesn't need Mr. Number one salesman to sell him anything, he just accidentally buys stuff

[@chrisknudsen5686]

Earlier I was napwatching the lads play raft. Still love when Sean says, about a boar, "more like bore ragnarok, right?" and there's just a little ".....I didn't think you knew about that".

[@kobblestone]

There are 1054 seconds in the whole viceo, 5 of those seconds are the Minions YMCA, that is 0.00474383301% of the video

[@firstnamegermomium2197]

I love this series sm. It’s like what you do in the sims but a bit different

[@hollydixon3723]

I love how Kevin said to his husband that he'd spend more time with the kids and then it cuts to him outside😂

[@vinikx]

I watch your videos for some months. I just wanted to say here that you have been a really important part of my week. I'm struggling with my mind for quite some time and you are an important part of my days. Kevin, you make me smile when I can't get out of bed. That's something, isn't it? I'm from Brazil. It's not the best time to be alive around here. But I keep on going and you are part of the reason why. Thanks man. Really appreciate your sense of humour :)

[@albiestuart3545]

You know the saying: A murder a day keeps the mafia away!

[@emma-elviine6016]

"I dont know why am I looking for flyers for music festival and I`m in a cornfiled" sums up most of the Kevin`s videos pretty nicely

[@Thenoobestgirl]

I had my phone on full screen mode and right after Kevin threw the first punch at the guys on the beach (14:36) my entire screen went black so I thought that the dudes just 1-punched him and he passed out but it was just my phone running out of battery 😂

[@felixkalenskyy93]

Remember kids: *A murder a day keeps the mafia away!*

[@k.g.donathan6271]

With each new Family Man episode, Kevin seems to get more manic... I love it.

[@ErGujti]

dat Oblivion music part... *chef's kiss* c'est magnifique!!!