Giving me Hitman 3 early was a mistake

[@flareblitz2010]

"Felt cute, might kill later" is really just a summary of Kevin himself --

[@flareblitz2010]

@Lou Natyk You're absolutely correct

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

A sweet hitman 😁

[@rolofogobojogughugh6892]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKnTlZ2fpq-pjc0 idk why this so funny but it is so funny

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Jim Pickens in a nutshell

[@mitchellnelson2686]

3:47 “I guess that’s why they call me...” “Kevin?” “Hitman 3.”

[@hayatobun]

CallMeHitman3 is my favourite Among Us youtube channel

[@svtolcgy]

no, nothing is ever a mistake with you Kevin. *It is a gift in disguise.*

[@Dther99]

Kevin makes happy little accidents

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

it's all comedy 😁

[@birdlad1.077]

@@Dther99 my parents said I'm a happy little accident

[@svtolcgy]

@@birdlad1.077 same.

[@svtolcgy]

@@birdlad1.077 I feel you man

[@Ted528]

Kevin: "I'm scared of anything that could cause me any danger" Kevin 4 mins later: "I hate anything with the word safe in it!"

[@kevinboros7427]

Your honor, I have found a contradiction.

[@pjarc8997]

bore ragnarok

[@Ted528]

@@kevinboros7427 :D

[@rashadmammadli4805]

Duality of a man

[@alex1Sded]

The Duality of Man (specifically Kevin)

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

Why would they give Kevin hitman 3 early? Now he’ll just kill everyone before anyone plays it

[@ThefinePhilistine]

I know it’s not fair.

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

@@ThefinePhilistine all of the NPCs will be dead by the time the game releases thanks to Kevin

[@n.j7787]

It needs his seal of approval

[@Deadbeatcow]

liked at 187

[@strafniki1080]

Isnt IO independent now?

[@HaplessOne]

I'm pretty sure they gave kevin an early try of the game to both get people excited and bug test it since he's so good at breaking everything in games.

[@wikus2411]

The QA testers sitting their watching his vids going "how dafuq did he break that??"

[@whiteskullz]

@@TaikaJamppa OR Let's Game It Out

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

Chaotic Energy Radiating From Him.

[@mandolyngambino9327]

@@whiteskullz or Markiplier too. Lol

[@sebay4654]

@@TaikaJamppa you mean the one who makes everything "perfectly balanced" with absolutely no exploits at all

[@brysonhammer3671]

My favourite thing is that Kevin AND RT both immediately took selfies

[@SpaaaaceMaan]

i wanna die, AMANDA

[@mathunit1]

Totally not because they're the same person. :P

[@IamaPERSON]

@Amanda - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ BEGON BOT

[@IamaPERSON]

@@SpaaaaceMaan yeah, click the FLAG in her about section. You'll be able to report her pic if you do, which will give her a channel strike

[@sitarikk7297]

I have a sneaking suspicion that they were given a broad set of instructions on how to show the game

[@SuperGravyMan]

I love the fact that Kevin and RT independently decided to start their videos by taking selfies and storming the stage

[@cupid3890]

Well they are the same person...

[@dysphoria_1.040]

@@cupid3890 I might get woooooshed but they aren't

[@krimsonkarma8412]

Jesus fuck this hasn't aged well lmfao

[@beezzinha]

@@dysphoria_1.040 yea you got whooooshed this is an old joke but hey now you know it :)

[@dysphoria_1.040]

@@beezzinha I thought as much

[@pyxelist8007]

"Rat Poison au Banana" sounds worthy of a "Baking Bad" episode with Kevin, featuring Brendan Fraser from The Mummy.

[@GetRekdFrLyF]

Good idea!

[@ashlynn8956]

no taste tests though lol

[@DashingBanana]

B A N A N A

[@bread6435]

@@ashlynn8956 but thats the best part

[@ashlynn8956]

@@bread6435 nO

[@mariospelopidas6705]

The game should definitely have an Easter Egg about you. Like a trophy named "Call Me Agent 47" if you kill everyone on a map.

[@radekchrabota]

Or if you eliminate a target with a fish

[@Kiku91]

Both

[@Nobody209]

Eliminate everyone with a fish

[@theKrabs_11]

That’s actually a really cool idea

[@nathenbosher1067]

@@radekchrabota you cant eliminate with the fish btw only knock them out

[@shoutaaizawa4756]

Kevin: "I am known to hit men and women." Also Kevin: *Sings us songs, calls us friends.*

[@samwich2596]

Lmao

[@wannabealeskiej]

best bi energy

[@Pharo02]

And Babys of course

[@Parrot5884]

That's just what cult leaders do 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

no NPC is safe when Kevin is around 😁

[@nickedwires]

The "nononono" followed by "yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah" actually cracked me up and I have a bruised rib so laughing hurts and I've been avoiding laughing for the past week

[@ElectroTherapyFTSoul]

I feel your pain! I've had bruised ribs before (a horse fell on me [no, really]) so I know exactly how it is. Yawning is the absolute worst, isn't it?

[@nickedwires]

@@ElectroTherapyFTSoul Yawning if I'm careful has been okay, so far sneezing has been like satan stabbing me in the ribs with his pitchfork

[@georgerobins4110]

Honestly relatable. I have issues where when I laugh too hard my ribs slip (Also sometimes when I hiccup or sneeze) which is hella painful but it regularly happens during CallMeKevin videos and it’s glorious, honestly

[@Yougotcaged102]

Goodness I didn't think you could laugh that hard. You'd think you body would be repressing you from laughing so you wouldn't hurt yourself

[@CHloE748]

Kevin is the only KZbinr that makes me laugh constantly, he’s genuinely the funniest guy on YT idk why he doesn’t have more subs

[@EMS12000]

Kevin's talent at killing people is something immeasurable, he's certainly the best hitman, even if he has more non-targets kills And remember people, he's not a sexist

[@sideranical7456]

He kills not just the men, but the women, and the children too!

[@giuf175]

we love an equal opportunity killer

[@sabaton5fdpfan066]

This channel really is wholesome

[@purplepacks7175]

@@sabaton5fdpfan066 thats why i love his channel its full of wholesomness and love

[@rolofogobojogughugh6892]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKnTlZ2fpq-pjc0 idk why this so funny but it is so funny

[@darthwookiee77]

Kevin doesn’t make mistakes, he makes happy accidents.

[@charlote500]

They didn’t give Kevin a fish?! absolute disgrace!

[@tyrosine87]

I also notice a distinct lack of clown outfits.

[@mitch5502]

it's not ideal but he will make do with a good meaty bone, fear not

[@charlote500]

@Lemon Grab I believe his weapon of choice is a fish :)

[@raydai3708]

we do have banana though, which is better imo

[@hippopajamas]

He deedicated most of the hitman clips of 2020 in his rewind to him killing people with fish, so I'm gonna say you're right.

[@envoyofthecontinent8111]

Kevin: Sabotages both parachutes Also Kevin: Uses parachute to escape to safety

[@callmeturg]

Mistake? That’s a funny way to spell Blessing.

[@blackgayman]

Day 1 of replying to turg

[@BlueAvocado75]

hey turg

[@callmeturg]

@@blackgayman thanks :D

[@mmhmm6116]

How do your always have top comment

[@dot306]

Turg

[@noodles5550]

Kevin: *Kills someone with a frying pan* Rapunzel: Ah, I see you're a person of culture as well.

[@turumbar427]

Agent 47 is just Jim Pickens when he was younger, change my mind

[@menithaa7660]

*cult members furiously taking notes intensifies

[@hippopajamas]

In his retirement he chose to harass the neighborhood instead of the *world.*

[@kathaai]

this is grogneck (sorry if I spelled that wrong lmao)

[@coffey9944]

@@kathaai tis groknak the destroyer attorney at law

[@kylepatrick3645]

No no Jim trained Agent 47

[@russiagear9212]

"jesus it's very windy up here, might be a bit dangerous" *hurls himself off the ledge*

[@kazerosie6850]

I can see kevin trying to steal the sun, if he can't be tan, NOBODY can

[@SirEggo2412]

DEAUS VAULT

[@arachnontgsw]

;*

[@arachnontgsw]

@@Summer-qf5ey you deserve to be favorited ;)

[@arachnontgsw]

@@Summer-qf5ey same. What’s your point?

[@outofmydepthrn]

Perfecttt ahahahahaa

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

The NPC who said "I think i'm in love" maybe you should HIT him up 😆🤣

[@krystiancrawford3249]

They gave Kevin hit man early to test bugs let’s be honest

[@spicykebab2426]

That is nonsense why'd they give an early acces to a famous youtuber Who sometimes has milions of views that'd be bad marketing

[@Pharo02]

Kevin will abuse every bug and if Kevin plays the whole game is a bug why should they do that?

[@SpaaaaceMaan]

You got a double woosh, nice one Krystian!

[@coffey9944]

Kevin IS the bug

[@Dark_TBE]

Why are you guys talking about bugs this is a game not a forest

[@anoja31]

*Nah, Kevin, Agent 47 is just built different lol. The wind just bends around him*

[@trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967]

Aero dynamic from being completely hairless

[@Kubixowskyy]

Alternate title: Agent 47 takes selfies at nearly every moment.

[@pariasemi2681]

still not nearly as enough

[@blacktiger171]

“Do you know how much blood was spilled just so you could eat?” -Mothers when you left half a brussel sprout on your plate

[@saintleehan]

kevin, you have to do a cover of “here comes the sun”, you can’t just tease us like that...

[@DuBNS013]

i got that song on a ad in this vid lol

[@orionagnew]

"anything that puts me in danger, im scared of" "i don't like anything with the word safe in it" a jack of all trades i see

[@crackofdawn805]

Correction, jack of no trades

[@orionagnew]

@@crackofdawn805 damn ur right

[@double_di_925]

Can we just talk about Kevin's hair for a sec? Very chefs kiss indeed 🤌🤌🤌

[@cyrose6324]

P o o f

[@charlesbukowski1894]

A beautiful lite brown with a hint of ginger! I love it! It matches the paleness perfectly 😍

[@karenfox2222]

oh man the way he laughs when their parachutes fail LOL

[@svtolcgy]

Kevin: kills loads of people every day (in games-) man: jumping around high up in the air Kevin: *you mADMAN*

[@adamdevlin9207]

Did you just call agent 47 man?

[@svtolcgy]

@@adamdevlin9207 Kevin did

[@CutestDemon]

"Why can i take everything?!" *Pickup sword* *Pickup e g g (Illegal)*

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

I think Kevin’s the one who stole the sun here, because he’s on fire lately 🥁🥁🛎

[@flareblitz2010]

this week's content has been especially fantastic!

[@faithxanneproudofliam]

He fell into a burning ring of fire he went down down down as the flames went higher

[@Statewideink]

He’s actually just one of the Wet Bandits from home alone

[@haileymburton]

Kevin: realises what he’s done killing numerous innocent people *moment of guilt* Kevin: kills more innocent people Whoops

[@enderdragon1945]

Random Guard: I like you Kevin: Oo lets revist this later when im off the job

[@velitasali]

"Hello fellow guards. I am a guard" SPEECH 110

[@wheeleekwazee1641]

Nah speech 5000000

[@henrycrabs3497]

So yeah your gay

[@jordan3400]

Kevin’s the only one they could give it to, because everyone else couldn’t make a full video out the first mission.

[@dropped1991]

Both Kevin and RT jump on the stage as the first thing they do after taking pictures. Can’t help but love them.

[@cocoabeanzz]

Kevin, I just wanted to tell you that you have brought light in my darkest days. I've had difficulties wanting to stay alive because of the quarantine and all that but your videos have helped me through some dark times. And I know that it sounds like I'm just saying that but I genuinely mean it, your videos actually make me laugh out loud even when I'm in a depressive state, and for uploading daily and still making as good content as you make is really impressive. I know you probably aren't reading this but in the off-chance you are. Thank you. Thank you for being the person you are. thank you for making videos every day even though the pandemic is happening but you still push through. Thank you for being you.

[@telozy2898]

Title: Giving me Hitman 3 early was a mistake Everyone: *flashbacks to previous hitman videos* Also Everyone: oh no

[@glitchyglitchy3925]

The only surprising part is that he didn't try to kill anyone with the banana.

[@AnaGomes-sr5mc]

Doing homework: ❌ Eating while watching Kevin: ✅

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

“I just killed a lot of people for no real reason” should be the slogan of Kevin’s channel

[@burningchihuahua9159]

when kevin plays this in vr its going to be so cursed

[@K_ingh16]

There's a vr version

[@cowboah3732]

@@K_ingh16 is that you??

[@cowboah3732]

@@K_ingh16 how are ya doin with that TB boah

[@sepiasmith5065]

Kevin and Daniel + Hitman is some of my favorite content in the whole world. Other than Minecraft chaos, Among Us, and any game where Kevin gets to be a total menace to other players. Ah classic Hitman. You turn on the faucet and if you don't turn it off, they open fire. Love it

[@no-oo3cc]

"I am very well known for hitting both men and women" if that's not what I'm gonna put as my highschool yearbook qoute I dont know what is

[@arthurgrayson3968]

You could always go with "I should've burned this place to the ground when I had the chance".

[@hannah27117]

@@arthurgrayson3968 When I was in HS, someone actually tried to make that their quote and the school made them change it because of the school shootings. Edit: There were no shootings at our school and this kid had no intention of shooting our school but there were a lot happening in general at that time.

[@codymadison9993]

Equal rights.

[@patrickduggan773]

Giving me Hitman 3 early was a mistake "There are no mistakes, only happy accidents" -Bob Ross

[@crossbones116]

Whenever Kevin talks, all I can hear is Oblivion music behind him.

[@lindsey18f.u..e0nyic7]

Like a garbage phoenix, you shall rise from the gutter you call bed.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@lindsey18f.u..e0nyic7 BEGONE, bot!

[@IamaPERSON]

@Addict hey, can you help me get rid of the bot?

[@Rancid_Slop]

"Are you agent 47?" "No I'm hitman 3""

[@gavinator8018]

I thought when he said "now that I'm here, I would like to share with you my plan:" He was going to say, "We should take the tower, and push it somewhere else."

[@Tortle4444]

I'm so glad that there is some more Hitman content! It's one of my favorite series on your channel!

[@BaronKube]

You’re right, it was a mistake. It was actually meant for me. Hand it over and we won’t have any troubles

[@BaronKube]

@Alexis - I m live with cam ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE Thanks, I moisturize

[@IamaPERSON]

@@BaronKube report the bot!

[@hayatobun]

@Alexis - I m live with cam ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE did someone say "hands"?

[@MaiaMirabell]

Question: Does anyone else purrr inside nowadays when Kevin in the outro says "see you tomorrow" instead of "see you next time"?

[@sushidog5312]

“I love being this high ...? I get frequent nose bleeds” Kevin 2021

[@pravitkeyo9167]

8:58 The way he casually says yeah

[@tassodemo2316]

“I’m scared of anything that can cause me any danger’ Also Kevin: *gets shot at from every angle when he plays hitman 3*

[@jacquelynamcc]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I WAS WHEN I SAW THAT TITTLE & THUMBNAIL! Hitman & Kevin are my two favorite things lol

[@nicoprim8841]

Kevin trying to steal the sun has the same energy as Gru stealing the moon in Despicable Me.

[@krisdoesart9643]

5:00 it's fine to stand on the balcony but as soon as you're in danger of falling to your death, that's when they shoot

[@Dimarik-zh9xb]

"I'm in the fear of heights" Five seconds later: "Can I drop?"

[@jimkasteel540]

Yes! I’ve been waiting for Kevin to explore hitman 3, just didn’t expect it this quick. Thanks Kevin. Cant wait to play it myself.

[@mubeendewan2287]

I was half expecting kevin to get on stage and just say "Bore Ragnorock" and leave

[@elanderan1104]

I like the video edits you do like at 9:27. Good wholesome humor.

[@ESCEra13]

Day 211 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@khibxnks8672]

That would be amazing

[@Nashtoon_]

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

[@IntersexCreature]

Best of luck chile

[@rrstreamarchives1467]

cant wait to find this comment tomorrow

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

That ending was something else, the ultimate display of power: sabotage parachute and watch them fall to their death, get shot like 300 times and then glide away with your own parachute.

[@callmejimpickens5558]

My parents when there’s one grain of rice I forgot to eat on my plate: 10:26

[@nara2863]

that was freaking amazing and the highlight of my day. thank you kevin, that blood was not spilled in vain

[@mattjdoms9472]

Literally a minute in and Kevin already tried dropping off the building. This is going to be a good video

[@marcorossi2360]

Finally another hitman video. I wish it was a weekly thing. Like "Monday murder spree" or something.

[@ladymidnight022]

The woman at 4:10 says ‘would you take a bullet for Rangan?’ Pretty sure that’s a reference to the Hitman subreddit’s love for Dawood Rangan 😂

[@LaurenTheorist]

Giving you a game early is NEVER a mistake. You make every game look so fun that it is hard to resist getting it for myself. 😂

[@TheHufflepuffSaint]

6:21 - Weasley 47 be like:- "Beans, Beans; all the Beans you can eat."

[@lumbago4203]

I found a bot who copied your comment so I reported them

[@TheHufflepuffSaint]

@@lumbago4203 Thank you so much. I appreciate it. ☺️

[@Evanz111]

Kevin trying to jump off the helipad to end his life was major foreshadowing.

[@gavinator8018]

They're probably going to keep making hitman's untill the title number matches the bar on the back of agent 47's head.

[@brad2400]

No..that's final fantasies job

[@justsomedude3393]

I love how my Internet was just gone after the 5 second like my internet was like Internet:Are you sure you wanna watch this dude after what i heard

[@k.daniel2947]

Me going to a party after binge watching Kevin's videos: Hey there Friends my name is Kevin. Problem: - My name isn't Kevin. My native language isn't english.

[@nerdywolverine8640]

echolalia ftw/j

[@methodikul7625]

4:16 so we're just not gonna talk about Kevin's absolutely beautiful singing?

[@samanthab.0721]

It so different to hear Kevin say “see you tomorrow” instead of “see you next time”. But he is right, I will be back tomorrow!

[@amaravega838]

It's so lovely that he doesn't discriminate by age, gender or race. He kills everyone equally without bias and I truly respect that. He's such a wonderful man.

[@agamenmmon7210]

Gf: "Did you bring a condom?" Kevin: "I don't like anything with the word safe in it!"

[@richisdisturbed]

Yoooo, I did not expect to be seeing a Hitman 3 video with our favourite Irish fella so soon! YEH BOI!

[@ayanman2345]

"10% of the problem" you're won of the most honest people i know

[@erikfinkel2717]

Love the addition of a flash camera in Hitman: SNAP!

[@pedrostormrage]

9:38 **murders someone** "Turn on the ice machine" Is that Kevin's calling card as a "cold" murderer?

[@trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967]

Badum tiss

[@tassodemo2316]

6:25 “I’m like a pickpocket, I just keep picking stuff up and they don’t seem to care” Yeah, I’m honestly just impressed that Agent 47 is able to fit so many stuff in his pocket, like bro can fit like 20 stuff into his pockets with no issues.

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

Kevin lives a very strange life: "I'm afraid of anything that could cause me danger." "I don't like anything with the word 'safe'"

[@lanyia333]

Sounds like something Default would say :)

[@glitchygoose4376]

The food at 10:14 looks like a tf2 unusual

[@magsvots783]

The most dangerous thing a game can do is Kevin’s character a camera

[@Mowadep]

KIVEN11111 probably hear this all the time but i still love you man : ) keep up the good work and know that you always brighten up my day

[@kupavr2307]

hay bro how ya doing

[@snoofsnambag3505]

2:05 can you hear the sound of italians crying? 'Cause I do (Italians hate when tourists wear sandals with socks)

[@pevtekkers5873]

I love the vid! Please keep making more like this!

[@maxlast-meinhold2740]

Hitman 3: Use the camera to collect intel and use said intel to take out two high level targets. Kevin: "We take the tower and build two more stories up." Right after taking multiple selfies.

[@macypenn]

“Someone got the floor all slippy” is my favorite quote ever. Petition to get rid of the word slippery entirely in favor of slippy

[@justcrobson5407]

Kevin is someone who believes in true gender equality and in right there with him

[@Glamourhaspawer]

Everytime I finish one of his videos I always say outloud "thank you Kevin". Thought I would just share that

[@bigkid6130]

Atleast kevin hits both men and woman, a man that does not care of your sex

[@AngelsLance]

True gender equality.

[@bigkid6130]

@@AngelsLance agreed

[@eggfried8323]

I’m that hyped for hitman 3 but still trying to avoid spoilers I’ve watched this video like 5 times

[@notional7983]

Giving you hitman 3 is probably not the only mistake that was made here kevin.

[@Pharo02]

Mistakes were made Kevin: Yes, I know! Thats Why I am Here

[@justcallmejayd]

I'VE BEEN REWATCHING ALL OF YOUR HITMAN VIDEOS HELL YEAH