Papers Please but I fail the motherland

[@harryarm123]

“He’s a Kevin, he’s innocent he won’t don’t do anything” Kevin has killed hundreds of Sims

[@g0r3ang3l5]

Kevin has killed *thousands* of in game characters.

[@oojamaflip7192]

Kevin has stolen all the evil from all other Kevins

[@MaewCatt]

Jim killed those sims, Kevin just watched blankly

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

lol

[@firetarrasque4667]

@@MaewCatt Kevin is an accomplice.

[@CastXP]

“Look dude... everyone in my house has not eaten in 3 days. We’re detaining you.” -Kevin 2021

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

lol

[@muckyesyesindisguise3854]

This has serious quarantine vibes

[@liker-qd4fz]

not-so-Fun Fact : everyone who has the brothel leaflet always has correct documents.

[@DignityDC]

Ok 👌 I’m not doing

[@PoptartParasol]

@@liker-qd4fz thanks for making my game faster to play haha.

[@EMS12000]

"I've changed my country's policy, I'm going to just have an open border now" Imagine being Kevin's supervisor in this situation. What a poor fella

[@anonymousg9153]

the supervisor in this game (dimitri) is actually a douche, so i wouldn't feel too bad for him

[@drivethroughthearttracksla6736]

too relatable no like

[@myname8509]

Kevin is basically the german Government XD

[@justingick4218]

If i was his supervisor he would not be a employee. Would not give him the chance.

[@PointsofData]

@@justingick4218 if I were _your_ supervisor I would question how you know about a youtuber so well Because glorious life in Arstotzka is work and sleep and work again, all hail

[@deadringer]

"sex: F, that's ok we don't hold that against you you know poor grades are not a problem in this country" LMAO the layers of this joke

[@BuddysPersonalAccount]

LMAO I JUST REALISED-

[@Poland4life]

I don't get it

[@AngelBirdo]

@@Poland4life In the united states (idk about other places, but I assume this also applies to Ireland given Kevin made the joke), "F" is a way to grade things, it stands for fail. F in this case stood for female, but Kevin was joking that she failed her gender (which is honestly a mood). The poor grades not being a problem meant "our country is very educated" , but that's the second layer because it's clearly very dystopian and that is not true.

[@Poland4life]

@@AngelBirdo oh now I get it. in Great Britain, where I live, we use f to grade as well but sometimes numbers, and I just didnt understand the joke fsr

[@lowril297]

“nudity?! in this game?” oh Kevin you sweet summer child, untainted by Arstotzka body scanner

[@nutball3756]

hey bro sometimes you gotta check if theyre hiding pipe bombs under their genitalia

[@Miss_Distress]

@@nutball3756 it's been ages since I played this. Please tell me someone tries to hide a pipe bomb under their bits.

[@nutball3756]

@@Miss_Distress i don't think they do, unfortunately

[@Miss_Distress]

@@nutball3756 booo

[@PointsofData]

@@Miss_Distress "After the second terrorist attack on day 6, a scanner is set up to search those who have an incorrect weight in case they are suicide bombers or smugglers"

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

“Papers Please but I fail the motherland” Failing the motherland is surprising for Kevin, but it’s all to allow the true dear leader Jim Pickens to take over

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

lol

[@DignityDC]

Yea lol

[@anniedangerface]

Kevin I'd like to request you do an entire video in a really thick Irish accent. Like that shepherd in the Irish news video! Barely intelligible. Please and thank you.

[@MissyCeleste]

I would like this video too

[@diszfunkcionalis.mp3912]

i support this idea 100%

[@p_Hak]

Ah sure jaysus g'way outta that

[@anniedangerface]

@@p_Hak exactly

[@anniedangerface]

@@taylorstone9376 i always enjoy when he suddenly goes thick with the accent. i went to ireland once, stayed in a town with REALLY thick accents. sometimes i had to just nod and pretend i knew what they'd said lol. i love the way it sounds even if i got no clue what they're saying

[@Skeranda]

Kevin: Welcome to ardsopkg Jack, in the distance: Did someone just insult GLORY GREATEST

[@jk_est0730]

ARSTOTZKA, GLORY GREATEST, MOTHER PROUD!!

[@scaredengineer]

GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND ARSTOTZKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@pluto3194]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[@sarac9424]

Think Kevin needs to get the feck out of the line Watching him feed and heat his family the first day hurt

[@Kantilvih]

@@sarac9424 i know it probably is a valid game strat but dang thats bleak.

[@ChefArella]

The idea of Kevin doing a little dance before each recording makes me 112% happier.

[@bobbixvv]

“He’s a Kevin, he’s innocent he won’t don’t do anything” subreddit r/storiesaboutkevin disagrees

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Papers please but i fail the motherland" Pretty much the Kevin way to guard a border

[@murty4529]

Have a little goddamn face

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

Kevin: I don’t think I should be judge, jury, and executioner Also Kevin: *has the biggest grin all video while talking*

[@mister6599]

He did look like he was having a hell of a time. For the most part anywayss..

[@yikes2540]

Kevin’s Russian accent just sounds like he has a speech impediment and a cold

[@bobobsen]

yikes

[@yikes2540]

@@bobobsen you called?

[@justthisweeb]

as a bulgarian i can say russian accent sounds different too.

[@anastasialovesoranges]

@@justthisweeb as a Russian I can agree

[@WizzDude]

Weird. It’s like he’s actually not Russian and just putting it on for the video

[@Nosebluds]

My theory: Jorji is just a kevin character implemented as an npc in this game Same chaotic energy of bad forged documents and smuggling drugs Its very Kevin of him

[@MostLikelyDreaming]

this is a good comment and i like this idea :) jorji does have very kevin energy!

[@RemyWillard]

Does this mean Jorji was Turg before Turg was Turg?

[@Nosebluds]

@@RemyWillard ohhhhh... 👀

[@DignityDC]

Yeah

[@jimbojigs368]

You can't fail the motherland when you ARE the motherland. Glory to Dear Leader

[@harryarm123]

All hail Jim Pickens

[@Greyrayin]

A game where Kevin cares about his children, rather surprising

[@RemyWillard]

Even more surprising for those of us who remember the punt.

[@Greyrayin]

@@RemyWillard Kevin Jr, never knew what hit him

[@PointsofData]

Cares******

[@DignityDC]

Yea

[@caleb_smyt9012]

*Kevin's family literally dying* Also kevin: "Let's upgrade my both"

[@EoCx1]

I love how Kevin just plays what he wants, trends be damned. Really a unique streamer, no one like him. Not even mentioning how funny he is.

[@Integer_Overload]

"It's now the Irish border" Me: "sure, but Ireland doesn't have a land borde- *remembers Brexit* oh no"

[@keobooks]

“Ireland doesn’t have a land border”

[@MystaHector]

If you’d like to return to some older games I think Total Overdose would be so much fun :P

[@Alsarnia]

Or Idle Breakout

[@gustavoarellano7352]

Or dreams

[@badwulff]

I second a return to Idle Breakout.

[@mrmcmarkington2721]

I agree to this sentiment

[@monicat3063]

desperate housewives anyone?

[@radicalgoose1923]

Kevin: I have to hurry! My wife, son, uncle and mother-in-law are starving and sick!! also Kevin: * goes into 5 minute monologue *

[@Trippy824]

Kevin: “...or even just a little exhale...” *inhales*

[@Sheamuscz]

I love the fact that Kevin basically really wants to seem evil and psychopathic in his gaming videos, but he still feels rather endearing because he's too pure.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Past Kevin: "That's me, I know what you're thinking handsome little fellow" Present Kevin "that's weird to say" But which is the Eejit ?

[@caidengrant0]

*kevin should just become president at this point*

[@tamisalami2.082]

Its official... Kevin is able to read minds. Yesterday I thought about how cool it would be if Kevin plays papers please again and how that wouldnt ever happen...

[@sarebear1800]

I'm surprised that Kevin made any effort to care for the inspector's son, and didn't just deny/detain everyone. Also Jorji kind of looks like Turg.

[@SlightRecoiI]

ITS FINALLY HERE, EVERYONE GET READY

[@pariasemi2681]

I've been looking forward to this so much!😄

[@wowzer5621]

12:13 "The second time people'll have divorced over me. Thats a joke" No, Kevin that's a lie. Do you remember the game Facade?

[@OA-tq6qm]

"Look Father, Comrade Kevin has posted a video honoring the Motherland." -My Brother 2021

[@callmeturg]

Day 4 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine

[@IamaPERSON]

Wait, wasn't it day 4 yesterday?

[@anniedangerface]

turggg

[@hadley20]

hellooo turg

[@team_ribs]

TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG

[@navinsewchunder5246]

How are you turg!

[@derekbreefer9411]

"Papers please but I fail the motherland" *5 minutes in* Bombing occurs at the border.

[@PointsofData]

Tbf that's a set event

[@scottbecker4367]

Kevin: Come on everyone. Open borders. *Terrorist bombs border* Kevin: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@katelynbrower5884]

I feel like this is quite possibly the most stressed kevin has ever been

[@stevenclark1662]

You've seen his "Calm Down Stalin" video, right? It's my favorite!

[@red_seamus8119]

When Kevin plays a game the way it supposed to be played he panics beyond belief

[@shannonscherer9466]

As someone who tends to play this game with an almost obsessive thoroughness when I'm checking documents, this video was both thrilling and anxiety-provoking in the best way

[@jaykay030]

I love that Kevin keeps changing and getting even more entertaining because he gets more comfortable and experienced with this whole KZbin thing.

[@mileymufc]

Kevin dancing when it starts then starts speaking weird not knowing one word then plays the game that's practically the video

[@pelago_]

This game is so good at improving your attention of detail, I was smashing it at work while I was playing this on the commute a few years ago.

[@danitho]

"Maybe I'm secure in myself to have a checkpoint this small." Then immediately proves he isn't by deny the guy 😂

[@yahoo12345jojo]

"Even just a little exhale--" **demonstrates with an inhale**

[@Loutube3]

PleeeEEeeeeEEEaaassee play more of this game! I loved it! Seriously cracked me up almost the whole way through :)

[@YenB_prplka]

Boy, you can't belive how I wanted more of this game from you

[@supersungal2]

When I was in 8th grade, I had a custom Jorji Costava shirt made, but Customink wouldn't ship it without permission because the pixel art was copyrighted. I got in contact with the dev, and he actually sent Customink a thing saying it was ok for me to have the shirt made. Then like 6 months later I had a growth spurt and the shirt was too small.

[@blakev8135]

:D so cool of them though

[@mysteriousangioletta]

This is the first time I’ve seen Kevin try to actually follow the rules and play the game as intended

[@Freddy-on4cf]

0:00 when a song comes on and you don't know it, but you dance anyway to not gain attention

[@yahoo12345jojo]

Kevin encountered Dari Ludum in every episode of Papers and dealt with him differently every time 😂

[@Ryyi23]

6:34 I absolutely love that everyone who has played this before and then revisit it later always remember this guy.

[@Bekathepirate]

Day 51 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue

[@hixel1268]

Wow, you've been going at this for a while, haven't you.

[@kibukaj2956]

Determination.

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

Stay strong! One day we will get our video

[@shreeeeeeeeeeeeee]

I tried telling him on twitch lol, he didn't see it tho :(

[@thomashowells5747]

We can only hope

[@the0master200]

Why is this only 15 minutes?! Kevin is hilarious and I always wanted him to play this and make it into a long series. Kevin is quickly becoming a must watch for me as soon as I wake up and see his video is up.

[@joshuacooper770]

I love how you only play the most recent and relevant games that everyone else is playing......... from 8 years ago

[@seancastorena1050]

Thank you Kevin, you have brought joy to me every day for almost 6 years now. Keep it up papa

[@bird__man]

Kevin pronouncing Arstotzka like that literally removed my ability to pronounce it correctly.

[@faithxanneproudofliam]

I was impressed with the way you dealt with that one toxic dude on the stream today kev I like that you don't let people get to you ❤

[@Hadloaf]

Awww, I remember the first time Kevin played this! Looks like he has even more chaos in store for us this time.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

That guy at 4:56 didn't start out a killer, he got to the checkpoint that morning and was like "Oh boy, I can't wait to get in to this wonderful country!" But Kevin was so incompetent and slow that a few hours later he was like "This is ridiculous what's taking so long?" And another few hours later and he's like "That's it somebody's dying"

[@kodakkushi]

You can’t fail the motherland when you are the mother Kevin.

[@josefbadura5332]

This is awesome! Definetly continue.

[@danif4546]

"The second time people have divorced over me! ...that's a joke." ...I don't believe you

[@DeathnoteBB]

It’s actually the third time!

[@yahoo12345jojo]

The game: _Republian_ Everyone I've watched: *REPUBLICAN*

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Comrade, here are the latest instructions on who to allow in. **Stamps DENIED** God he's the best in the business!

[@eowynbertelson]

This was an absolutely fun watch! Loved your take on the game. Hope you did more!

[@charliedixon7696]

'How is the date invalid, we only started issuing them today' Sounds pretty Soviet to me.

[@julyrain.]

Love the vids kev, good vid bue hope you're well

[@krns1695]

Kevin is that youtuber who either makes me laugh or just makes me sad

[@pedrostormrage]

10:52 To catch the "invalid issuing city" discrepancy, you need to use the inspection mode and compare the passport's issuing city name to the rule book's issuing city name (when you click on their country on the map, it shows you the valid issuing cities). 13:04 Upgrading your booth gives you shortcuts for different functions. They are: Space = Inspection mode (1st upgrade) Tab = Approve/Deny stamps (2nd upgrade) (no hotkey) = Bookmarks in rulebook (3rd upgrade) Double-click = Inspection mode (4th upgrade)

[@ESCEra13]

Day 268 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@mister6599]

Is that even a real thing?

[@micaylarobbins5727]

@@mister6599 it is, i am ashamed to say it’s my guilty pleasure

[@officaldungeons]

@@mister6599 oh my god you don’t even know. That game is like crack had to cold turkey that shit

[@VoxyPop518]

I brought it up to Kevin during his stream Thursday and he looked at it. I have no idea if he's going to play it though. I hope so! You've been really persistent!

[@FatalHog]

12:30 Honestly games with moral choices love to pull that sort of choice all the damn time, like kevin is being cold about it yeah (the sims have probably made him numb), but honestly hes right.

[@agent_sus3273]

Well, the whole reason he was doing that was to feed his family, so not really that cold. Pretty understandable.

[@wanderingbufoon]

ahh, that's how he puts it: "protecting the borders" more like you're pushing the boundaries.

[@ainenicholgain7827]

8:07 kevin go brrrr

[@woolfieMcP]

This makes me remember Jacksepticeye and how sad he was when potato man was shot

[@anonymousg9153]

jorji/potato man never got shot though. in the music video or animated papers please video, it's just edited to seem that way. but in the game, he survives all the way through

[@woolfieMcP]

@@anonymousg9153 oh...well that's good. I liked potato man

[@anonymousg9153]

@@woolfieMcP you should play/watch the whole game. it gets really interesting towards the end :)

[@DavidTheBaker]

I love this Game!

[@cosmic7336]

good to know this is back, I immensely enjoy it

[@internationalmanofmystery8511]

I would love to see more of this.

[@PunkWad]

You should finnish playing desperate house wifes next.

[@jenniferholland3442]

The fact that kevin has played this game brings joy to my day I just realized its 2:28 AM and is no longer day

[@lucian5]

2 minutes in and there is one dislike. That person must be laughing so hard they misclicked.

[@KH-kw4dl]

Therapist: wide Kevin can't hurt you you he's not real. Wide Kevin: 0:00

[@abcdefgheat1888]

Day 72 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

[@urmum8863]

I second this

[@faithhealy5979]

Fourth!!!

[@Lord_Of_Aether]

@@faithhealy5979 fifthed

[@alien5520]

Sixted!

[@yahoo12345jojo]

What happened to Tomadachi??

[@jambob3821]

Love the vids Kevin and the streams keep it up

[@beegod255]

Day *300* of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game

[@IamaPERSON]

Madness? THIS... IS.... the Bee Movie Game, rated 🅱️ for 🅱️everyone.

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

Please keep playing this Kevin!!!! I'm enjoying it so much, your commentary is so good with this game haha

[@PotatoesAreElite]

That accent is perfect!!

[@familygash7500]

05:02 and 14:48 Well he did say that it was The *Irish* Border.

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

So a yearly playthrough of Fable and every three year a video for Papers Please. This is getting a bit ridiculous

[@IamaPERSON]

In the best way possible

[@NeroFreyr]

Hi kevin, I just want to say that my father passed away last sunday and everything has been so hard. I can't watch or listen to most anything without breaking down. Your videos are the only things I can watch because you cheer me up. I just want to thank you for making a difference - and to speak for everyone who's been touched by you and your life and energy.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

day 1,000 of Kevin making me happy and optimistic

[@azrielscath7282]

i love this game so much, and kevin makes it so entertaining :) thank you, this made my day!

[@victoriousf.i.g.3311]

Ah, Kommunist Kevin! There's a fellow I haven't glimpsed in an age.

[@youngforever3175]

I really loved that he did papers please. I would love to see more. Kevin always makes my day.

[@rinqueen]

When I saw the title for a split second I thought it said “I fail the mother” ...same

[@IamaPERSON]

Wanna talk about it?

[@rinqueen]

@@IamaPERSON nah, I’d rather bottle it up :)

[@IamaPERSON]

@@rinqueen well I hope you feel better.

[@rinqueen]

@@IamaPERSON all goofs here my friend 🕺🏻🕺🏻

[@MrHumannnn]

4:26 Funnily enough, anyone who gives you one of those can be immediately approved and you won't get a citation

[@Kinsheim]

"I'm just going to have an open border now, everybody's allowed in!" Bomb: *explodes* "Okay, maybe my policy wasn't the best policy..."

[@MadnessIncVP]

Glory to Kevstotzka. 6:26 Fairness where it’s due. Issuing City is a nightmare to catch unless you’re an expert of the game. 11:25 It’s a shame you don’t get paid extra for busting folks until Calensk steps in.

[@IamaPERSON]

*Call Me Comrade*

[@anniedangerface]

heyy how's it going!

[@IamaPERSON]

@@anniedangerface good, what about you?

[@anniedangerface]

@@IamaPERSON i'm ok! gonna be having surgery on one of my elbows next month, and then once that one heals i gotta do the other elbow. so it's a bit stressful but still i'm pretty good :)

[@IamaPERSON]

@@anniedangerface yeesh! How did they get injured?

[@chocobro3198]

I love this game. I go back to it from time to time, or just play endless mode. Kevin, if you've never watched the short movie based on this game, I recommend it!

[@SuperGravyMan]

Irish Lads Ireland Geoguesser St. Patty’s day stream?

[@CraicDealer]

Its Paddys Day. Dont call it Pattys Day, Christ's sake

[@sithofdarkness8927]

if only he did this on stream so someone could explain the rule book, and maybe have 100 odd people also being border guards checking passport information

[@sithofdarkness8927]

and interrogation- tbh I had pain watching this

[@Tiger2819]

It must suck when most of us (yes you) have this huge crush on Kevin and you dont even know what to do about it 🥺🥺

[@neilgoldberg547]

Imposter Kevin, I miss him, clean shaven, an awesome cook, and more professional with the wearing of pants...