I failed horribly at protecting my country

Papers Please but my family pays for my stupidity, video games emulating real life once again.
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And myself :D
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[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Papers please but my family pays for my stupidity" Usualy people in games only pay Kevin when they're being held at gun point

[@TheOtisLaurey]

Indeed

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@Relocklabs]

he changed the title

[@Johnny-Silverhand-V-Arasaka]

Turg

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Johnny-Silverhand-V-Arasaka Turg

[@genericname2747]

Kevin is so dedicated to his job that he ignores his whole family. He's a very good worker.

[@Wealiko10]

Memento Mori

[@devonesq.7533]

@@Wealiko10 canis canem edit

[@devonesq.7533]

@@Wealiko10 modus operandi

[@devonesq.7533]

@@Wealiko10 am i cool for knowing latin!?

[@genericname2747]

@@Wealiko10 Unus Annus

[@nursyahrinaamira3004]

The pain knowing that Jorji would eventually have all the required documents to get in and Kevin didn’t need to lose 5 credits just to let him in😭

[@LynnAgain83]

F in the chat for Jorji

[@stray_editori]

Well... Kevin would first have to get that far on the job without getting arrested sjdbdb

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

He would also help protagonist leave Arstozka

[@memnosyne]

Wouldnt he be smuggling drugs by then?

[@nursyahrinaamira3004]

@@memnosyne Omg I completely forgot about that XD...but I think there is a point where he has nothing wrong and is allowed through

[@hazode]

Game: is called "Papers, please" Kevin, barely one minute into the video: "there's so much paperwork!!!"

[@melissalonla]

Kevin: "i shouldn't take so much please in denying them entry" Jack: "DETAAAIINED! THE FECK OUTTA MA LINE"

[@MrHumannnn]

Sounds about right

[@dylancoleman16]

Yes

[@blimey1u]

I love how you can say the words Jack and Feck in the same sentence, and instantly know who it is.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Also jack: *screams at the top of his lungs* "GLOOORY GREEEAAATEEEST COOOUUUNTRYYY!!!"

[@melissalonla]

@@Emil_Stoltz "MOTHER PROOUDD"

[@Randomnessgirl001]

Markiplier: ahaha yes I will get a cheat sheet so I can do everythimg right!!! Kevin: ....I dont know what any of this means but the vibes seem good so ill let you in.

[@nutball3756]

do you mean the ingame rulebook

[@Randomnessgirl001]

@@nutball3756 he ended up printing off a cheat sheet so everything is on a single piece of paper instead of having to look through the documents

[@SilvarusLupus]

@@Randomnessgirl001 that seems good the the issuing city stuff like the symbols

[@Wazzabru]

Kevin is literally the best casual gamer ever and you can't change my mind.

[@nopenopeson2370]

I’d never try to chief!!!!!

[@RealTeX1]

But is he casual

[@chroniclesoflaura]

If you want to see a game played badly, then yeah!

[@irenesleatherpants]

Worst*

[@RealTeX1]

@@irenesleatherpants congrats you failed

[@keirareneau]

oh my god i was just listening to this while painting when Kevin randomly said “Keira you wouldn’t lie to me, would you?” and I was like-- i.. no!

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

Lol weird coincidence, your name isn't even that common 😂

[@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose]

I had a very similar moment when Emilie won the lottery in the Sims 4, and suddenly Kevin was saying "WHERE IS EMILY?" and I just sat there like "I'm where what-"

[@ItsHarleyYT]

“I just started talking and that was a mistake “ Yup sounds accurate for all of us.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin may be taking some days off but he knows we still support him and hope that he doesn't think we left him

[@m_b_a9567]

Hail dear leader Jim pickens

[@DragonGaming-yf2ug]

Hail

[@callmejimpickens5558]

“I’m surprised. I think you’re the only Jim Pickens user with a different profile picture.” - Jim Pickens

[@m_b_a9567]

@@callmejimpickens5558 A true legend Jim pickens.

[@givemeyourpeeplz4011]

I will eat all the puffer fish for you

[@connerrattray3512]

Kevin’s accent is the most glorious thing I’ve heard in my life

[@northwind115]

Haaa thanks us irish find our accent pretty meh tbh but whenever I speak to people and their like OOH YOUR IRISHHH I'm like yehhhh🤣

[@the_Lime]

More glorious than Arstotzka even

[@misadate8688]

да товарищ

[@jimmylittle9393]

@@northwind115 honestly it's the most charming accent ever. Unlike my Australian accent which just irritates people.

[@angelaoriel5912]

@@jimmylittle9393 hey the aussie accent might be one of my fave ones 🤭

[@ServantOfSatania]

That was a perfect impersonation of an American with strong accent impersonating a Russian Edit: In hindsight Russian Elvis Presley would be a better description

[@bodybagism1]

So... FPS Russia?

[@raresagegames]

sounded like borat

[@moreplease394]

So he sounded like you?

[@Yutasae-tw6mc]

But he's not American?

[@yusofjohan3456]

Isnt he Irish??

[@streamlily5971]

Kevin please just listen to the guy asking you to play Barbie horse adventures I can’t handle it anymore

[@3mmmmmm]

You're not alone

[@robintitanstudios6455]

I feel so sad for him. The barbie horse adventures comments seem to be etched in my memory from months back.

[@Johnny-Silverhand-V-Arasaka]

Turg

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

@@Johnny-Silverhand-V-Arasaka Turg

[@Johnny-Silverhand-V-Arasaka]

@@Lewd-Tenant_Isan Turg

[@amorerossouw9459]

Whole family: Cold Kevin: * Upgrades booth instead of getting heating *

[@goodguykonrad3701]

And proceeds to not use the upgrade

[@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Yes, that was the joke.

[@amorerossouw9459]

@@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa i know... it’s kinda why I commented, I thought it was funny.

[@jamescantthink]

i've never actually seen anyone finish papers please, im not sure its possible even. but hey if you're down to play more id love to see it

[@fluffycow01]

Markiplier did one ending recently!

[@adrianszepiela445]

Yes it is, there are even a few endings, depending on your choices!

[@andy-tm5re]

he’s probably gonna end his game fast after leaving his family to starve and freeze to death

[@1umbreon4life]

Jack Septiceye has done a couple play throughs

[@violetscrypt]

mark finished it recently

[@itsalore9395]

I’ve been playing this game for years so let me give you some tips :) •Memorize the correct seals or review them before the day starts. Not having to check these makes the game go by smoother and faster • Remember the current date, this will be another thing you won’t have to use inspect on unless there is a discrepancy • I haven’t finished the video but after a certain point in the game you will need to highlight discrepancies and fully investigate, doing so might lead you to a criminal or drug smuggler which you can then detain, giving you a bonus. • Alternate food and heat, they can survive a few days without either but only doing one day at a time will ensure they don’t get sick (or make the change very low) if they get sick without medicine they will die. Which works out if you don’t want to pay for a lot of food but bad overall • The pink Vice women are ALWAYS clean, they are part of a at storyline • Jorji usually has a weight discrepancy, check that out and you may get a bribe to let him through. Your play style will make it so you need all the money you can get (no shame you just aren’t a pro yet) • There are tokens/achievements you can receive for doing good things for certain people. Keep in mind you will still get a citation if the situation calls for it • Terrorist attacks fall in two categories, scripted and unscripted. I won’t tell you which are scripted for the sake of spoilers but do know it is possible to miss a bomb smuggler and then have your day (and lives!) cut short • there are about 20 different endings to this game. I know, that’s a lot. The best way to get “good” endings is to stick to a clear path. If you want to be a goody two shoes than ONLY do those things and don’t involve with certain people (you’ll know who and you might run into them this video) Or if you choose to associate with them do ALL their tasks. • All your family dying is an ending. • If you choose to associate with certain people they will leave a large gift of money (5,000 credits or so) however you MUST burn it. Terrible I know but it’s the only way to finish the game without a bad ending • There is a very sweet love story near the end of the game I hope you get to see. Make sure your aim is sharp though! • Do NOT panic in terrorist scenarios. Just follow protocol. The story will change if you don’t eliminate threats (see last bullet) • If you mess up and get a terrible ending don’t sweat! From the menu screen you can branch paths from any day, so if you screwed up on day 17 you can restart and do something different • Upgrade your booth when possible (especially the one with the tab key, very useful) • You don’t necessarily need to move apartment. I find it unnecessary unless you’re aiming for a specific achievement • To deny someone for incorrect or missing papers inspect with the rule book, specifically the lines that say work permit or visa. A lot of the time they will say “oh I have it right here!” That is why that guy was “clear for entry”. You’ll have to investigate fully. • For Dari Ludlum all you had to do was inspect the woman gave you and his name. Law enforcement would’ve taken it from there. You can inspect just about anything. • Well seems like you found a bad ending! Money is important as you now know. • Best of luck and GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA!

[@UltraVayne]

i dont think he is ever gonna read that

[@itsalore9395]

@@UltraVayne fair but someone else could use the help top

[@agent_sus3273]

Well I’ll bear all that in mind if I ever get the game.

[@chickenx5694]

"Hey there friends, how's it going! My name is Кевин"

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Kolechian kevin: "Priviet komrads, kak dela? My name is KABOOM!"

[@Birb_boi243]

It's cute that Kevin got Anna to do his intro today

[@nameherenamehere7001]

Who is anna

[@FooxTru]

@@nameherenamehere7001 no

[@brooksbrocc]

@@nameherenamehere7001 his girlfriend

[@booplesnoop2272]

@@brooksbrocc I’m sorry Kevin has girlfriend? Kevin succeed in relationship?

[@emilycove9745]

@@booplesnoop2272 he lives with her loll they’ve been together for a while

[@1umbreon4life]

Kevin, looking at picture: is that even you? Also Kevin: doesn't check if the picture matches their face

[@calebsun3718]

"Papers please but my family pays for my stupidity" I think they will pay just by having Kevin existing in their lives

[@goodguykonrad3701]

The son got off easy

[@husband-of-chinggis]

@@goodguykonrad3701 LMAO 😭

[@DamarcusChlorine]

I like how he doesn't even know you can use the book to check all the city ahah

[@kalinaszek]

"I've just started talking and it was a mistake" is me in a nutshell

[@Wealiko10]

Memento Mori

[@callmeturg]

never change kevin.

[@thatclassypenguin]

turg

[@aniketshah3224]

Hi turg

[@callmeturg]

@@thatclassypenguin penguin

[@callmeturg]

@@aniketshah3224 hi!!

[@Yipyipyay]

That pfp *wheeze*

[@benmoroney5794]

Kevin needs to learn how to use the interrogation feature so that he could detain Dari Ludum and not get into trouble

[@kam1034]

funny thing is he actually did that in the last episode about 2 months ago

[@disguisedcentennial835]

Kevin: “I’ve never gotten this far!” Kevin 2 minutes later: “Ah, just let them all in! Who cares?”

[@bungerimpact]

Issuing cities and such can be found in the rule book thing. There's a cheat sheet somewhere online too for easier navigation uwu It's good to keep your desk clear, keep the rule book on there but put citations etc on the table. Hope this helped c:

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

After a while you start to memorize all the cities lmao i love this game

[@bungerimpact]

@@unslaadkrosis9435 haven't played it myself but I've watched several people play it and I try to check everything myself. I always get lost on the date numbers though lol

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

@@bungerimpact you should give it a chance it has an endless mode too

[@yourmandalorian]

kevin doing his anna impression at the start wow

[@BaroneFilms]

That was Kevin? It was so good I thought Anna did a voice-over! He's getting better every day!

[@pedrostormrage]

14:48 Tips: to catch the "invalid issuing city" violation, you need to use the inspection mode and compare the passport's issuing city name to the rulebook's issuing city name (rulebook -> regional map -> click on the country). To make it quicker, you could also look up a "cheat sheet" that has all valid issuing cities per each country. Also, for the "invalid gender" violation, you need to use the inspection mode and compare the passport's gender entry with the person's actual face.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Papers please but my family pays for my stupidity" Plot twist: the oned that are paying are Jim and Turg

[@amyy801]

hi Arthur

[@QuanTumm1357]

Ironic that your username has no Ts or Bs in it hmmm

[@XT_NighTraiN]

Thank you for the video today. My dog just died, and I’m not taking it too well. However I still can’t help but feel good when I watch you. Thank you Kevin.

[@obo5059]

I'm sorry for your loss. I hope Kevin is a good distraction from it.

[@cornfield3034]

“Papers please but the title changed and the comments don’t make sense”

[@SleepyJ98]

Hearing him call for the guards had me dying, didn’t see that coming 😂😂

[@Yipyipyay]

Me, who's russian and irish, hearing Kevin's fake russian accent: 😆💖💖💙

[@AleeraGorvan]

"My wife - who is cold, my son - who is cold, my mother-in-law - who is cold and my uncle, who is - also cold." Kevin, maybe you do not need to turn on the heating after all. Maybe your family just needs to get more creative at giving names to each other.

[@harasnicole]

The way Kevin keeps forgetting he can flip the pages in the manual for country/city information 😂 This does make me want to revisit the game, though. I don't think I've ever finished it because I got too overwhelmed.

[@spazity1105]

Day 35 of telling Kevin he's loved and appreciated

[@HekateAredhel]

Our work is never over! ;D

[@callmeturg]

Day 70 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine (and hoping he has a speedy recovery from his surgery

[@nickefstathiou1022]

Turg.

[@EatTheRich848]

Hey Turg, how you doing today?

[@IamaPERSON]

@Delta late happy birthday!

[@nickefstathiou1022]

@Delta???

[@IamaPERSON]

@Delta you're welcome

[@internationalmanofmystery8511]

Kevin, some notes: >you can search people and detain them by pressing the interrogate button (the speaker thing in the middle of the booth). This also applies to Dari (the guy running the brothel) who you are rewarded for detaining >the amount of money you make is based on how many people you process

[@Guro-Blue-kun]

_"Do they REALLY need an entry permit if I think they're nice? C'mon, it'll boost the moral of the Motherland!"_

[@toastrudd]

Family: Cold Kevin: Ah yes booth upgrade please

[@patchvanguillotine]

And then he didn't even use the upgrade

[@natelavallee4034]

As the great moist Jesus stated “WOOOO YEAAHH BABY THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEEN WAITIN FOR”

[@Fairly-odd-kel]

This is the kind of chaos I need to ease my anxiety

[@abcdefgheat1888]

Day 144 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life safe. (Thank GLASHNOK that miitopia is back)

[@Krajenda]

GLASHNOK, not GLOSHNAK.

[@abcdefgheat1888]

@@Krajenda you're right. I hope GLASHNOK will forgive me

[@demifiendrussia]

Yes

[@Krajenda]

@@abcdefgheat1888 Maybe. PRAISE OUR LORD GLASHNOK!

[@emoharalampiev1590]

Just do the cross thingy on the Dary with the note you got and you can deny him (or detain can't remember if that's u locked yet)

[@PandoraSparkles]

Why do I have the feeling that I know you

[@emoharalampiev1590]

@@PandoraSparkles 2 moths ago you did reply to me with "hello there fellow Bulgarian" on the "Harry Potter but the school wants me dead" video XD

[@PandoraSparkles]

@@emoharalampiev1590 hahaha, apart from that, I think I have you on Facebook as well

[@emoharalampiev1590]

@@PandoraSparkles Very possible, who are you? XD

[@CHloE748]

I love how for the first time ever Kevin is trying to save his family instead of kill them and yet they still die 😂

[@EighmyLupin]

You could have "Inspected" Dari's passport and compared in to the note and had him arrested.

[@Greeninja]

Kevin, please read this!!! Use the rule book to check the issuing city! You should be able to get to a map from the front of the book, then click on a country to see the issuing cities

[@nialvessal]

Can we start a petition to force Kevin to play Miitopia for the Switch?

[@vitothefrog6558]

hey kevin i know it’s been a whole year but i would love to see more papers please lol

[@adanarvidsson5271]

The family is cold because Kevin hasn't had heating in a year

[@beegod255]

Day 364 of asking Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game

[@shrekisthebestanime3644]

Barry bee benson X shrek

[@statusquo8958]

damn almost a year?

[@shaanp9796]

What about asking?

[@IamaPERSON]

It's so close

[@beegod255]

@@shaanp9796 Better?

[@magurocha]

So this is the source for UNIT ANNA's accent 😭

[@mimiwill89]

It explains so much

[@magurocha]

indeed it does.

[@Ricochet_06]

Kevin : make a return of the "but' in video title. Also Kevin: Remove it and edit the video title 5 minutes later. Me : *sad pikachu face*

[@ryanpfahler9945]

Day 1 of telling Kevin to play whatever he wants to play

[@AdamantErinyes]

I feel like the accent is just an instinctual thing that happens when playing Papers, Please. XD

[@magnusgjevre5865]

"Jesus you can't win in this game you're the bad guy no matter what, least i'm used to it." -CallMeKevin 2021

[@lucash8234]

"I just started talking, and it was a mistake." Kevin is very good at describing moods in very few words.

[@AM-nh3mq]

Kevin, I’d love to see more, but you have GOT to get good at checking these papers. I’m losing it here lmfao

[@Pilachio]

Can't wait for the next episode. "Papers please, but I was just following orders."

[@JacksonOnYouTube]

“We can make a religion out of this” -we all know who

[@BennyLlama39]

Reminds me of a video I saw a while back; I *think* it was called 'History of the Entire World, I Guess'. "We can make a religion out of this-- uh, we better not." : )

[@genericname2747]

No don't

[@shacochad7052]

Bill Wurtz is a legend

[@caldoesstuff7290]

The last time I was this early Kevin had not left the cinema

[@ecclesiasticman4417]

16:47 they don't have a point, they bombed your country.

[@pico1201]

To think that Kevin of all people is the one who plays this game correctly, like I've seen nobody else let the old guy in, the whole game is supposed to make you think about the impact on the people you are making and not just being the goodie 2 shoes border patrol who does his job perfectly

[@Myth_or_Mystery76]

There’s no correct way to play it. It’s all based on your choices.

[@lee-lz7sr]

The Fairly OddParents: Breakin' Da Rules I feel like Kevin could make a lot of jokes about it

[@juliavoynova3430]

"Thigh lies lose lives" Can't trust the thighs, but at least, hips don't lie!

[@els9893]

kevin please play turnip boy commits tax evasion! it’s the perfect blend of cute, funny, chaotic and surprising. it would suit your personality so much

[@GregMince]

Kevin's idea of family are just his hostages and slaves he has imprisoned in his basement.

[@emilynorman-murphy8398]

12:07 I just lost it in the library at this HAHAHHAA THE SUDDEN INTENSITY thank you for the study break kevin :)

[@marymelancholia1838]

Damn, the notification failed me. 😟 Anyways, hope Kevin is feeling better after being ill. On to my standard-wish: Dear algorithm, I love and understand this video. Recommend it to more people, pls. Kevin deserves it. 🙂

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

6:27 man: *is being interrogated* man: *Hey, you funny guy!*

[@theKoalaJamesASMR]

Kevin's family suffers even if Kevin had a million euros to be fair.

[@yahoo12345jojo]

**ignores his family to upgrade his booth instead** **does not utilize the booth upgrade**

[@70thalternativeaccount63]

This seems to be one of the few times he's actually tried bwing nice to npcs! Besides his family of course...

[@lojobambam2]

Kevin plays way too many games, he forgot that he can just detain the human trafficker

[@badlypronouncednamehouston46]

Kevin: talking is a mistake Me every time i talk to my crush: You get used to it.

[@yahoo12345jojo]

19:49 it's the way the mouse goes to the big red dot, you can see the exact moment Kevin sees it too 😂

[@mandymariesmith6942]

Kevin: “I’m not gonna be uploading as frequently” Also Kevin: *proceeds to upload every day and bring us joy* Thank you Kevin 💛 much love

[@BringMeThatHorizon2000]

Kevin actually you can save the dancers, basically the guy has some mistake and you must detain him. This then tells you a sex trafficking ring was broken up because the guy as the ring leader

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

"I failed horribly at protecting my country" when have you not failed horribly? (sorry Kevin)

[@itsem9641]

Kevin your comfort is more important than dumb family

[@jambelly386]

I feel like all games Kevin plays has his family suffer

[@mirandawesley7466]

PLEASE CONTINUE THIS PLAYTHROUGH! I love this game and I just wanna see screw it ALL the way up 🤣🤣🤣

[@humlegard-gaming]

Imagine going up to a border control just having Kevin staring at you.

[@ThatOneSlut69]

Love ya Kevin Please don't go anywhere. Ever.

[@JacksonOnYouTube]

Kevin is like your little brother that is obsessed with communism for no reason while he’s going through that weird phase.

[@TheEllaDarling]

I'll watch this tomorrow was busy watching Eurovision

[@Bekathepirate]

Day 118 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue

[@awsomenicholi4715]

Stop

[@3mmmmmm]

Please we had enough

[@sarasthoughts]

KEEP GOING I BELIEVE IN YOU

[@felixspaghetti2611]

I still can't believe he didn't it

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

This game has one of the weirder premises I've ever seen. Because if the people handing out the citations know who is/is not allowed to enter, why do they need someone in the booth examining their documents? Is this ever explained?

[@captinsparklezremix]

Probably gamification

[@Bluewah96]

This is like Jim Pickens family every day

[@problematicgoose]

"I just started talking and it was a mistake." That's my entire existence

[@ESCEra13]

Day 337 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@foolishlyfoolishfolly3209]

Why have you been asking this for almost a year?

[@Person-cc2ee]

@@foolishlyfoolishfolly3209 they haven’t they are just saying that so people feel sorry for them and try to like it and boost the comment so Kevin sees

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@@Person-cc2ee that's funny, cause when you tap their profile pic on mobile, you can see that they made 350 comments. But hey, even though you're lying, I totally believe you man.

[@Solar-em2ld]

"I just started talking and it was a mistake" me in every social interaction

[@Blahaj_Hugger]

can we appreciate how the stock Russian man kind of looks like Kevin

[@nicoprim8841]

I hope you're doing good Kevin! You have all of our total support

[@loamytenebrous]

I'm taking the invalid gender as nonbinary rep, thanks Kevin, continue to let us through the border pls

[@leahbobeaa]

I dunno about anyone else, but my Steam library/wishlist is full of games I thought I'd never play until I saw Kevin completely fecking them up & then the non-chaotic part of my personality had to try them out for myself.

[@travissutcliffe7962]

I love and understand this video

[@AweEmperorofChickenKilling]

kevin worried about getting citations is like me worrying when i hear my phone go off in the morning that my boss is texting to yell at me

[@BigBrezzy]

18:13 When the passport number is SUS! 😂😂😂 god please make it stop

[@ukasz-vs4nr]

Usually when westerners go into that "hehe funny russian accent comrade vodka" vibe it's pure cringe, but if kevin does that, it's precious

[@ImmortalJeremy]

Hahaha that’s racist

[@ukasz-vs4nr]

@@ImmortalJeremy haha that's a fact

[@jaychii3222]

He's Irish. Not a westerner.

[@ukasz-vs4nr]

@@jaychii3222 everything is west from russia